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Joined 09-28-11, id: 3294391, Profile Updated: 03-30-14

10/10/2012

I am TheHowlingWhiteFox.

NickName: Fuzzy, Dragonia,

Gender: I am a GIRL.

Languages: Dragonian, Sdrawkcab, English, A.D.D., Raghi, and trying to learn Japanese and Latin.

First Name(s): Neewollah, Crystal, Bloody, Ace, Luna, Kyugan, Naneugwana(Furry Dragon), Nanuwa(Flying Dragon).

Middle Name(s): Bloody, Ace, Luna, Anne, Ann, NONE.

Last Name(s): Naneugwana(Furry Dragon), Nanuwa(Flying Dragon), Shinigami, Point-Blank(. _), NONE.

Best Friend:P. B. Lyaetlshysrac, her nickname is P.B. or "Purple Bunny".

Boyfriend:Dan/Nad/Ryan/Nayr,one guy only

Friends: Smiley/Butterfly(Girl), Anna/Snowflake(Girl), Duck Boy(Boy), Soupy(Boy), Nick(Boy), Biff/Spiffy Biffy(Boy), Justin(Boy), Alex Pie(Boy), Sara(Girl), Mr.Auburn(Boy),

Sayings: Death is Freedom, Death is Flight, Death is Forever; Explain THAT!; Meep;

Bred: Vampire, Werewolf, Dragon, Other(s).

Likes: Dark, creepy, cold/warm, t.v., night, purple, Nightcore, Classic-rock, stuffed animals,

Dislikes: BUGS, doctors, heat, bad OCs, pink, Rap, Country,

Religion: combination of Egyptian, Greek, Roman, Myan, Incan, Aztec, Mesopotamian, American, Norse,


At the moment I have a million stories in mind to write and I hope you like them.

I post stuff I see/read and idea's that I get from more than one person.

I go all ratings and all lengths for stories, so be vary wary.

Also I do not care for how many comments, views, favorites, or follows I get on a story, I will keep posting till the story is done(or I get writers block).

Prequal:Stories I hope to some day accomplish,

First: My (Eventual) Stories,

Following: shows/animes/movies/games I watch,

Then: Beautiful,

Next: MY Charaters,

Continued: Code Talk,

Later: Other,

Finally: How I End This Off.


My (Eventual) Stories:

(Feel free to poll and give your oppinion on my stories{PM me}{Variations can be combined sometimes})

Name:

Rating:

Summary:

Polls/Variations:

Other:


I have watched A LOT of shows/animes/movies/games(The Ones In Bold Are MY Favorite):

Ben Ten, Inuyasha, Danny Phantom, Bleach, Spice and Wolf, Dragon Tales, Dragonaut, Fruits Basket, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Gurren Lagann, Hell Girl, Ben Ten: Alien Force, Ouran High School Host Club, Princess Tutu,Xam'd; Lost Memories, Demon King Daimao, Oh! Edo Rocket, Full Metal Panic!, Girls Bravo, Baka and Test, Negima!?: Magister Negi Magi, Mushi-Shi, Naruto, Sorcerer Stabber Orphan, Strike Witches, Sekirei, Chobits, Aquarion, Moeyo Ken, Popotan, Ghost Hound, Oban Star-Racers, Hikaru no Go, Noein, Howl's Moving Castle, Sgt. Frog, Birdy the Mighty: Decode, Sonic(any), Ninjago, Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, RosairoVampire, Dance in the Vampire Bund, Air Gear, Blood, The Tale of Despereaux, Being Human (U.S.), Soul Eater, Gad Guard, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Speed Grapher, The Suite Life Movie, Origin: Spirits of the Past, Heroes, Next Advengers: Heroes of Tomorrow, Dino Squad, Spider Riders, The Missing Lynx, Ninjago, Yobi: the Five-Tailed Fox, Ruby Gloom, Code Lyoko, The Velveteen Rabbit, Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, Super 8, Scrubs, Zeke's Pad, The Mysterious Cities of Gold, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Wanted, Abduction, Sliverwing, xxxholic, Advengers:Worlds Mightiest Heroes, Minecraft, Portal, How To Train Your Dragon, and The Secret Saturdays.


Beautiful(From YouTube User's Comments):

Rain will fall into lakes, red as wine on his blade. Silent screams, all he hears, drenched in pain, choked by fears. In the dusk, in the sun, burned by hate, burned by love. Home of all, house of none. He will wait, shadow of one. Faceless stranger, roam the earth. Gather in the throne of birds. Feathers glazed with souls of those who saw your eyes and can't bear the beast inside, the sin-riddled lies. March of the soldiers of the days, who came and went, yet still they say, "Ad Mortem!" by Anna Cark

as you sang
you brought joy to a heart who has never know it
yet even as i smiled,
your song became a sirens melody
promising love and serenity
luring me to my death
with your fatal lullaby by NovemberForever4

And then my eyes dropped their veil
And then the winds let go of the sail
As all fell silent, but for one, final sigh
As death embraced me, with its beautiful, fatal lullaby. by Arukarh

I agree with you...I dance in the dark with my gothic soul...as the world around us disappears out of sight, we reject the ever judgemental light & welcome the eternal night. I have always had a gothic soul and I enjoy the darker side of life. Hope you enjoyed my little poem that just popped in my head! by Dietrichsgrlforlife

People say Gothic is all dark and stuff, but for me, I see it as a way to express what I call beautiful melancholy. Not many people understand this. The melancholy is deep and oddly peaceful leading into a serenity not many people can experience. by Elliott Hendricks

darkness is inside us all, know matter what we do we can not fight it, darkness is the shield of your life, then no matter what if that shield is broken then your life is broken, we all have a dark side, if you search your soul you can find your life by plwmg

for my funeral is true who die dont hear dont smell dont feel then where is the satisfaction nowhere just in this world the flesh want but sometimes we need the evil by Luigui Martinelli

this music speaks to my soul i fall alot deeper and deeper into my depression and this music is just so beautiful it helps me in a way i listen to this song every morning when i go to school just to stay in my head so that even if my day goes really bad i still have the music playing in my head to make me feel better by starialy

Generally, gothic refers to the idea that we live a bit differently by embracing the things that most individuals try to ignore. Death, darkness, fear, sadness, pain, torture, the strange and un-explainable, and so on and so fourth just to name a few (that's the well-known style, then there's "steampunk", "cyber", "girly", etc).
In fact, you don't have to only adorn black to be goth; if the you find that the strange and abnormal is your forté then you can call yourself goth if you wish. by Hytura

My parent's want me to stop listening to titled "Gothic Music". They think it's too dark and that it's taking me down a dark path in life. But I love this music. This music is deep and meaningful. It reaches down into the depths of the human soul that other music is afraid to approach. This is truthful music. This is *my* music. by MidnightNow1127

The music from Adrian always make me think of forests and rivers flowing, and thrilling quests and fairytales and hounting gosts, but most of all of fantasy wich makes me so happy and light, instead of the teardropping reality of cruelty we see all day as we watch the news and read the papers; his music brings me back to life ! Thank you for that! by Isis Mobach

yes that may be true but that can never take the pain you feel away and that is also true and lets face it we all know love for a long time will be temporary till you find the one person that loves you no matter how much of a bitch or a basttard you may be and this is how we deal listen to stuff like this that lets us know we are not the only ones going through it by Tiffany Hickman

i listen to this and i think whats the point of love when all it does is hurt you and break you after building you up to a point where you are just so happy then you are so depressed all you can hope for is death to take away the endless pain you feel in your heart by Tiffany Hickman

Death of a freind,Death of an ally,Death of an enemy.
All very different all basicly the same.
They leave you with feeling of emptyness.
That knows no depth.
That heals.
But bleeds none the less.
Death a begining and a end.
Amazingly complicated.
Stuningly simple. by Drareviwhitesoul

Come with me and shed the living,
Enter my embrace, I am forgiving,
Forgetting fears you once denied,
Cold death will not leave unsatisfied
Lithe body twists and sways to my flute,
Mortal vision cannot dilute,
The beauty of your song shall entrance,
Twirl, twist, to your own Death Dance by Elliott Hendricks

Twirl to the sound of bones. Chant to the sound of screams. Run, dressed in crimson robes, skin as white as snow. Spin on the frozen lake, hands reaching above the surface. Climb the steps of a melody, then decend down into the rapsody. Break your heart to the symphony, bleed and cry to hollow flutes. Play the cellos made from ribs, pianos made finger tips. Drums made from a poor lad's skull, symbols made from his hands. pedals made from his skeletal feet. Sing, sing your own cold Death Dance... by Anna Cark

You will never be a wolf.

But somehow,

You'll be something inbetween.

The body of a human.

The soul of the wild.

A heart of a lone wolf.

Trek on with your life with grace, my friend. by Pyramid Head

Oh, close your eyes go back to rest and peace.
The night is silent still,
The wolves wait as you sleep.
Don't wake for fear you see them watch and keep.
When they see prey they kill
To them your a sheep, love. by OrangeCowLizard

- Lev Grossman

Dear Reader

What thoughts I have of you tonight, Dear reader, as your footsteps echo with every step

You watched with wonder as ink drops spill, splashing the pure flat surface beneath you.

Curling into words, ideas, thoughts, stories.

Can you make sense of these strange markings, Dear Reader?

Do they add up? Do you enjoy them? Do they entertain you?

No? Yes?

They do? Well Dear reader please continue,

Allow the characters to be as real as you, embrace the setting, and feel the emotion.

Can you do that Dear Reader?

Can you do as I ask?

Oh? You can?

Well…..Then, Dear Reader, allow my imagination to overtake you.


MY Charaters:

(Most Don't Have Absolute Ages)(Please Don't Steal Them)

Name: Crystal(Girl),

Show: No specfic show,

Looks-Like: Usually Red-head, Green eyes, Pale skin, Might have Natural high-lights for hir color, Medium-Tall hight, Lab coat over blue long sleeve and pants,

Over-View: Knows all my languages, Usually for Danny Phantom or another of my faves, Name I want mine to be, Conforms to each show, Creator of Ace and Spraokx, Scientist/Genetistist, Religous, Loves the Supernatural world,

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Name: Ace(Girl),

Show: No specfic show, usually Danny Phantom,

Looks-Like: Always White long hair, White Eyes, and White skin, Jack Fenton might think she is a ghost, Medium hight, Wight dress that reaches her anckels,

Over-View: Mute but knows all hand-sign languages, Usually for Danny Phantom or another of my faves, Second creation of Crystals', Blind Albino,

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Name: Spraokx(Boy),

Show: No specific show, usually Danny Phantom,

Looks-Like: Very Large lion cub, Yellow fur, Blue eyes, Short, Blue Thick coller,

Over-View: Knows every language on Earth Plus, Usually for Danny Phantom or another of my faves, Mind of a dog, First creation of Crystal's, Crystal's Handy man,

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Name: Neewollah(Girl),

Show: Soul Eater,

Looks-Like: Black spikey hair with the three wight stripes on her right side(opposite of Kidds'), Yellow/Gold Glowing eyes, Short-Medium hight, Special outfit that is hard to describe but is all black with some white,

Over-View: Speaks Sdrawkcab, Name comes from Halloween spelled backwards, Kidd's older sister, Half Vampire half Shinigami, Mister and girlfriend to Nayr, Nickname is Nee,

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Name: Nyar(Boy),

Show: Soul Eater,

Looks-Like: Brown messy hair, Brown/Red eyes, Tall, Black leather jacket and deium jeans, Has a rosary,

Over-View: Name comes from Ryan spelled backwards, Weapon and boyfriend to Nee,

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Name: Iris(Girl),

Show: Danny Phantom,

Looks-Like: Long Black hair, Purple eyes, Purple-Black tailfin/dress/wings,

Over-View: Speaks Raghi, Is a Raghi, Raghi means Merperson in Raghi, A Zykora clan raghi, Danny's protecter,

73

Name: Ace Point-Blank(Girl),

Show: Ninjago,

Looks-Like: White long hair, Black eyes, Black kimono,

Over-View: Daughter of the Overlord and the Great Devourer,

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Name: Aqua Lung(Girl),

Show: Ninjago,

Looks-Like: Super-long red hair, Green eyes, Black-Purple swimsuit,

Over-View: Dis-owned her parents, Suicide attempt to drown herself, Learned that her lung problem has her able to breath underwater,

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Name: Cyclops Fox(Boy),

Show: Ninjago,

Looks-Like: Light-Brown hair, Hazel left eye, Grey shirt, Brown pants, Mechanic/Crystal right eye, Mechanical left arm, Mechanical right leg,

Over-View: Kinda looks like Edward Elric but opposite, Ace and Aqua found him unconscious in the current state he is in but a lot more battered up, always has this fox pelt as a cape,

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Name:

Show:

Looks-Like:

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Show:

Looks-Like:

Over-View:

The time has come for the world to know the name, Crystal Draco of the fearsome and swift pegasi. Born with a stuning white mane, violet coat and beautiful, green eyes. you lived in a faraway land, where you spend most of your days getting in and out of trouble. Your element of disharmony is Insanity. A cat named Lola is the perfect pet for you!
Luna's moon shines down on you, Rainbow Moon of the fearsome and swift pegasi. Born with a stuning gold mane, jet black coat and beautiful, dark blue eyes. you lived in a faraway land, where you take care of your two younger brothers. Your element of disharmony is Fear. A bat named Madison is the perfect pet for you!
Fair greetings to you, Gamma Mint of the fearsome and swift pegasi. Born with a stuning silver mane, rose coat and beautiful, amber eyes. you lived in a faraway land, where you make magnificent inventions. Your element of disharmony is Unfaithfulness. A hellhound named Zoe is the perfect pet for you!
PLEASE DON'T STEAL THESE!


Code Talk:

Me:

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Rainbow Dash:

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Violet:

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Wild Child:

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Emerald:

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Angel:

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Ivy:

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Danielle:

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Frost:

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three

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four

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five

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six

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Royal Girl 1:

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Royal Girl 2:

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Royal Boy:

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Danny Phantom:

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Danny Fenton:

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Other:

I am the girl ... that does go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book or write. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Brokenwolf13, Bookworm700, Sparteen, GothicShadowPhantom, PsychoticNari, KP100, EmberMclain13, GhostDog401, Turkeyhead987, TheHowlingWhiteFox,

When you change, the former you becomes an illusion.

That you is no longer there, a made up trick your mind makes.

It's just wishful thinking.

After all, no one wants to admit to the reality of change.

The harsh truth.

How everyone hates it, and yet, they seem to accept it, somewhere deep in their sub-consciousness.

It's what makes us all human: the hate that we have, the hate we hold for everything that is different from us.

Time,Fate,Death intertwined together, for without fate and time, death would be everywhere...a confinement

When you change, the former you becomes an illusion.

That you is no longer there, a made up trick your mind makes.

It's just wishful thinking.

After all, no one wants to admit to the reality of change.

The harsh truth.

How everyone hates it, and yet, they seem to accept it, somewhere deep in their sub-consciousness.

It's what makes us all human: the hate that we have, the hate we hold for everything that is different from us.

Time,Fate,Death intertwined together, for without fate and time, death would be everywhere...a confinement

My Fav: Curiosity killed the cat. Satisfaction brought him back.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are going into Danny Phantom withdrawal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you completely hate Nick for ending production on Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read,.If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.

If you have Phantom Phever and you know you do, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Danny Phantom, copy this into your profile.

If you didn't like the way Phantom Planet ended, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said, "Pull," copy this into your profile.

If you have ever done the same thing in reverse, copy this into your profile.

If you want child abuse to stop, copy paste this into your profile.

If you are against killing animals for fur coats, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy this into your profile.

If you like writing, copy and paste this into your profile.

Fandom is focus. Fandom is obsession. Fandom is insatiable consumption. Fandom is sitting for hours in front of a TV screen a movie screen a computer screen with a comic book a novel on your lap. Fandom is eyestrain and carpal tunnel syndrome and not enough exercise and staying up way, way past your bedtime.

Fandom is people you don’t tell your mother you’re meeting. Fandom is people in the closet, people out and proud, people in costumes, people in T-shirts with slogans only fifty others would understand. Fandom is a loud dinner conversation scaring the waiter and every table nearby.

Fandom is you in Germany and me in the US and him in Australia and her in Japan. Fandom is a sofabed in New York, a roadtrip to Oxnard, a friend behind a face in London. Fandom talks past timezones and accents and backgrounds. Fandom is conversation. Communication. Contact.

Fandom is drama. Fandom is melodrama. Fandom is high school. Fandom is Snacky’s law and Godwin’s law and Murphy’s law. Fandom is smarter than you. Fandom is stupider than you. Fandom is five arguments over and over and over again. Fandom is the first time you’ve ever had them.

Fandom is female and fandom is male. Fandom lets female play at being male. Fandom bends gender, straight, gay, prude, promiscuous. Fandom is fantasy. Fandom doesn't care about norms or taboos or boundaries. Fandom cares too much about norms and taboos and boundaries. Fandom is not real life. Fandom is closer than real life.

Fandom is shipping, never shipping, het, slash, gen, none of the above, more than the above. Fandom is love for characters you didn’t create. Fandom is recreating the characters you didn’t create. Fandom is appropriation, subversion, dissention. Fandom is adoration, extrapolation, imitation. Fandom is dissection, criticism, interpretation. Fandom is changing, experimenting, attempting.

Fandom is creating. Fandom is drawing, painting, vidding: nine seasons in four minutes of love. Fandom is words, language, authoring. Fandom is essays, stories, betas, parodies, filks, zines, usenet posts, blog posts, message board posts, emails, chats, petitions, wank, concrit, feedback, recs. Fandom is writing for the first time since you were twelve. Fandom is finally calling yourself a writer.

Fandom is signal and response. Fandom is a stranger moving you to tears, anger, laughter. Fandom is you moving a stranger to speak.

Fandom is distraction. Fandom is endangering your job, your grades, your relationships, your bank account. Fandom gets no work done. Fandom is too much work. Fandom was/is just a phase. Fandom could never be just a phase. Fandom is where you found a friend, a sister, a kindred spirit. Fandom is where you found a talent, a love, a reason.

Fandom is where you found yourself." Hesychasm.

I'm that girl

The one that likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up

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What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad Follow her

When she stares at your mouth Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you Give her your attention

When she pulls away Pull her back

When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes don't look away until she does

When she misses you she's hurting inside

When you break her heart the pain never really goes away

When she says its over she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's butt am I kicking?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303, Thank you people who are nice,AfterDarkHours, OneDreamADay, Psychic_Ghost, DannySamLover20, SmallvillePhantom14

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile and add your name to the list: OneDreamADay, Psychic_Ghost,DannySamLover20, SmallvillePhantom14

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If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak

I live in a world...

Where being normal is too mundane, too boring for a human being...

Where animals talk, and actually have something to say...

Where Christmas is magical, and miracles actually happen...

Where Halloween is brought by a dancing skeleton and a rag doll woman...

Where snow is because of a man with scissors for hands...

Where superheroes protect the innocent...

Where wardrobes have magical worlds inside...

Where wizards and witches are common...

Where owls bring the mail...

Where imagination powers everything...

Where half-god children go on adventures...

Where ghosts are real, and many are friendly...

Where anyone can fly, if the believe...

Where children never grow old...

Where fairies exist...

Where everyone is different...

Where the beds are made for jumping...

Where we spend the day laughing...

I live in a world different from everything, care to join me?

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"

12: Sing along at the opera

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!

White man: "Colored people are not allowed here."

Black man: "Listen sir, when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up, I was BLACK. When I'm sick, I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun, I'm BLACK. When I'm cold, I'm BLACK. When I die, I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born, you're PINK. When you grow up, you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun, you turn RED. When you're cold, you turn BLUE. And when you die, you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

Post this on your profile if you hate racism!

--Procrastinators Unite!...tomorrow.

--Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.

--You laugh at me because I'm crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun on your shoulder!

--Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that it doesn't matter. You're a mile away from him and you got his shoes!

--Sanity? Why would I want something as useless as that?

--God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherit the Earth!

--I'm not suffering from insanity...I'm enjoying every minute of it!

--We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.

--They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

--Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door.

--Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

-- Dont worry abot the world ending today it's alrady tomarow in some other part of the world!

--I'm not so good with advice. May I offer a sarcastic comment?

--Drive like you stole it!

--Everyday I think people can't get any dumber. Every day I'm proven horribly wrong.

--I didn't escape from the mental ward! Those sirens are a complete coincidence!

--Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

--Never knock on death's door. Ring the door bell and run like heck. He hates it.

--Light travels faster than sound, that's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

--Some people are like slinkies, good for nothing, but they make you smile when you push them down a flight of stairs.

--It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

--It's not PMS...it's you.

--Normal people worry me.

--And to think you are the result of millions of years of evolution!

--There's nothing that can't be fixed with duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.

--Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

--I stopped fighting my inner demons quite some time ago. We're on the same side now.

--I do not have an attitude problem! I have an attitude, but I just can't find a problem with it.

--I'm not mean, I just say what most people keep in their heads.

--I don't need your attitude, I have my own.

--I'm not mean, you're just a sissy.

--You're a great friend. But if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you

--Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid.

--I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.

--Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me.

--That which does not kill me had better run pretty fast!

--Someday we'll look back on all this and crash the car.

--There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

--My Reality Check bounced.

--On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

--I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

--Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

--Eagles may soar, but wolves don't get sucked up into jet engines.

--The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me" HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

--I didn't fall for you, you tripped me.

--I am being driven insane. And I must say the scenery is nice.

--Would you like a cookie? So would I!

--"Pardon me while I find a container for my joy."-Debbie of the Wild Thornberrys

--"Of course, you realize this means war."-Bugs Bunny

--You can't make people love you, but you can stalk them until they give in.-Scoop by Rene Gutteridge

--A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

--Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

--The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

--Slinky Escalator = Endless fun

--Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

--I ran with scissors, and lived!

--If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

--A day without sunshine is like...Night.

--Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

--Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat. - unknown

--Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

--I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

--Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

--One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

--It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

--Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

--Some people say 'if you can't beat them, join them'. I say 'If you can't beat them, beat them', because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise!

--"If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed."

--Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

--One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

--It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it!

--Most learn by observation. Some learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually touch the fire

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics "I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

"In brightest day, in blackest night, No evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil's might, Beware my power: GREEN LANTERN'S LIGHT!" - Possibly the greatest piece of poetry created for comics

"Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for. Because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid." - CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow ( God that is so true!)

Ray: Two in the box! Egon: Ready to go! Peter: We be fast... All: AND THEY BE SLOW!

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx

"Humor is reason gone mad." - Groucho Marx

You people HAVE GOT to see this. It's the nuttiest thing I've ever seen!

The girl you just called fat...shes overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly... she spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped... he is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars... he fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying... his mother is dying. I'm not gonna tell you to put this as your status. I can't make you. But at least "Like" this if you agree on how bullying is wrong.

There is a "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, and an "if" in life.

There's no "I" in TEAM but there's an "M" and an "E."

And after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "W.T.F."

Love Letters On the Train

by RosaryOfSighsx(deviantART)

Dear Stranger, I'm leaving this post-it tucked in the side of the train-seat. If you're reading this, you've seen it. I've seen you sit here every few Monday mornings, sometimes tapping a bent, unlit cigarette against your thigh, sipping from your tea (who brings a tea cup onto a train anyway?); sometimes staring at the rain outside, or reading your well-worn, beaten copy of Jane Eyre (I hate that you fold the corners down - it's bibliophilic abuse. I wish the book would papercut you to defend itself a little, but I digress). You seemed so sad this Monday morning past. Please smile again. I love it when your eyes catch the light of something I'm unaware of, something silently and intimately your own; a secret from the world that makes everything all the more meaningful to you. - The Passenger

Dear Passenger, I'm not in the habit of reading post-its from strangers. I found a love-letter hidden in a newspaper once, that the author forgot or was too afraid to send. It made me sad to think of those words unread, except by me; someone they were never meant for. Do you think the person knows that they are loved? I'm sorry that you're so distressed about Miss Eyre and her scars; but I think of them as creases of my love, etched into her body, the marks of my passion and affection and devotion to her. I think that a love like mine for Miss Eyre and Charlotte Bronte, and Eduard is beautiful because it is imperfect. My Monday broke the death of hope for me, so I was sad. Thank you for caring enough to tell me that you noticed and felt for it. - Little Teacup

Dear Little Teacup, I'm concerned that you'll break Miss Eyre's tender little spine. The paper is starting to fray, and I don't want her to die; especially because she is so dear to you. If you are careful, she may be with you for longer, and give you company and comfort when you are sad and others are not there to tell you their thoughts and feelings and regrets. What tea are you drinking? I hope it is some kind of restorative that brings you back more of exactly that - hope. - Wondering

Dear Wondering, I do not think that it would be a bad way to go - to be loved to death. I am gentle, but my hands know her body too well, and have softened her shape. Miss Eyre was made to be loved, and I am ardent. Today I am drinking Fruits of the Forest. Last Monday I tasted Chammomile and vanilla. Tomorrow I think is a peppermint kind of day. I don't know if peppermint will cure me, but if it doesn't, maybe Earl Grey will. - Thirsty

Dear Thirsty, What are you thirsting for? Will you tell me what has happened? Are there others that you love, like Miss Eyre? - Curious George

Dear Curious George, You'd better stay away from high voltage fences (assuming you have heard the joke). I am thirsting for understanding. I am set apart from other people, through malfunctions buried and rested and saturated in my DNA. The genetic lottery was lost on me, but I don't mind. Sadly others do, and sometimes this makes me sad too. I love others, but Miss Eyre is special. - Malformations In the Code

Dear Malformations, I think malformations make us beautiful, as much as the beauty I see in you. You didn't drink any tea this Monday. Does that mean that the peppermint is working? - Cautiously Optimistic

Dear Optimistic, I had to go into hospital, and have some something done, and wasn't allowed to have any liquids. Maybe, if it works, I won't need the peppermint. I'm starting to suspect that peppermint is not the cure, as it is. Rose tea or Darjeeling is subtle and sweet and might be the key to unravelling the mystery of my genes. Or just unravelling my jeans. Did you notice the new jeans I got today? They were a present. - Liquidless

Dear Liquidless, I hope the procedure didn't make you afraid. And very much that it went well. Can you tell me what it was for? Only if you're comfortable, but I'd like to listen if I can. I noticed the jeans; they look good on you, Darjeeling (darling, haha). Did the giver visit you in the hospital? I'd like to think that they did. I'd like to think they brought you flowers; snapdragons. I'd bring you snapdragons if I could, and if you'd let me. - Ears Wide Open

Dear Elephant Man, Elephant for the ears of course; and because you agree that malformations are beautiful (I do too - the Elephant Man was rejected when he should have been loved). The procedure was to run light and electricity into the dark corners of my mind, to make me alive again. Frankenstein. It doesn't scare me any more, but I'm still not sure that it's the cure. Maybe there isn't one. Maybe I don't need to cure my malformations. Maybe it's just shaping me, and a part of who I am. Maybe other people should want to "cure" me at all - but love me anyway, and stop trying to cobble me together into the sum of someone else's Frankenstein parts. The jeans were from my mother. She visits me, but doesn't understand. When I wear them, I imagine that she's in my skin, walking in my shoes, and finally feeling what I feel. She brought me flowers once too, and I crushed them in my hand, because I was angry and lost, but I have learned to forgive now. - Flower Pressing

Dear Fleur, I hope you've been pressed into a book you love; and slept tenderly in the arm of said pages; perhaps the temperate embrace of Miss Eyre's softly spoken words? Language is a blanket we all need, I think, especially in dark hours. I think you have known many dark hours; maybe that is why your eyes are always searching when you're on the train. I brought you some tea today, and I'll leave it for you when I go. I hope, even if it's not the cure, it aids you well, and softens some of the blows. - Box For a K.O

Dear Knock-Out, You accused me of wanton abuse of my dear ladylove's precious pages, and advocate the use of fists? It made me laugh. Words are my weapons; mightier than the sword and all that. I sleep in characters and worlds when I need to escape the illness in my head. I didn't know that my eyes were searching. I guess all of me is restless, but lately I am thinking of finding a permanent home. Thank you for for the tea. If it is not the cure, it looks promising for an antivenom to loneliness! - Sword Swallower

Dear Little Swallow, I am renaming you, because I think you are a curious sort of bird held captive in a cave; one that you would know well, like Eduard described; that "were it free, would soar - cloud high". You don't need a sword, you need a key. Have you found a home to call your own yet? - Seeking Locksmith, apply within

Dear Lockhunter, I think the key is somewhere inside me. I think I have it, or I'm making it; melting and reforming, and heating and shaping and melting down again. It will take time, but I am patient. The snapdragons were beautiful. Thank you for believing that I could be one of their kind - J&E of Thornfield Hall. If I had a home at all, it would be with them, somewhere in the green pastures and the creaking oaks. But the home I am thinking of is somewhere safe and deep and quiet. A place of rest, perhaps with snapdragons treading softly above. At the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time. - Treading On Dreams

Dear Dreamer, When I read your letter, my insides froze and I was afraid. Please say that you don't mean it. Stay with me, and Jane, and Eduard and Charlotte and Mr Yeats and T.S Elliot and those blanketed words. There are so many teas out there waiting to warm you and know the touch of your lips, sipping kissing, your hands wrapped around their cups. Don't give up, I love you. - Love. Just love.

Dear Lovely, Will you come and say hello, and sit with me next Monday? - Sorrow Close

Dear Sorrowful, It will not close in on you. In a moment this note will be in your hand, along with my own, that won't let go. There will be more notes to follow, and more palms pressed to palms, and more tomes to ease those moments of darkness. You are not alone.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

If You Grew Up in the 90's

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry, but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if... you remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!, Rocko's Modern Life, Animaniacs, Gargoyles. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just can't resist finishing this... "in west Philadelphia born and raised..." You remember Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, Boy Meets World. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading Goosebumps. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence... not. When everything was settled by rock-paper-scissors or "bubble gum, bubble gum in a dish" or Ms. Mary Mack. When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents. You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genesis became popular. You remember the ORIGINAL Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos... but never taped anything funny. You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, Reading Rainbow, and Ghostwriter on PBS. You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo? books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Ghostbusters. You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes vs. CD players. Making those little paper fortune cootie catcher things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs." You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word... Trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Wild Thornberrys, Power Rangers, Rocket Power. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. You remember Carebears. Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original Walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" ...enough said. You went to McDonald's to play in the Playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging ... Before Sidekicks & iPods ... Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 ... Before Spongebob ... Before Tupac was shot. When light-up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 95 cents a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your profile if you remember these days...

If you want to have Zak's powers, copy this to your profile.

If you're completely insane, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever wanted to turn into a cryptid, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever shorted out your parents' brains by talking really fast, copy this to your profile.

If people say you talk too loud, copy this to your profile.

If you do not drink alcohol, copy this to your profile.

If you don't do anything illegal, copy this to your profile.

If you're a night person, copy this to your profile.

If you like to chew on ice cubes, copy this to your profile.

If you hate bugs, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever jumped back 20 feet when you put something on a grill, copy this to your profile.

If you prefer cold and snow over heat and sun, paste this to your profile.

death of the heart

you say it hurts

yet there is no wound

you say your dying

yet you breath

I finely get it

your heart is dying

like mine once did

you should be crying

yet no tears come

you scream

yet there is no sound

your broken inside

without a doubt

your soul is broken

your heart is dead

and all you can feel

is pain nothing else

hotness and coldness

doesn't matter your numb

you wish to be dead

so you can see them again

but you can't kill yourself

because they wanted you

to live your life

so you wait for death.

to come to take you to them.

copy and paste on your profile if you've ever lost some one dear to you.

alone

I lay there crying all alone on your grave stone

remembering how cold it was before you came along back when I was alone

the darkness the screams and pain I felt are coming back and im alone

in the night i think of you and your smile and i don't feel so alone anymore

i say my good bye's and i leave alone and i run home the darkness seeping in

i try to scream but no sound comes out i try to escape but there is no way on my own

i need you now that im alone but your not here anymore i wish you were becuse now im all alone

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid, I must be bad

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all, I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long.

When I awake I am all alone

The house is dark

My parents aren't home.

When mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With the bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But it's now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And finally he stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah.

I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Put this in your profile if you think child abuse is wrong!

Sam: Do I ever cross your mind?

Danny: No.

Sam: Do you like me?

Danny: Not really.

Sam: Do you want me?

Danny: No.

Sam: Would you cry if I left?

Danny: No.

Sam: Would you live for me?

Danny: No.

Sam: Would you do anything for me?

Danny: No.

Sam: Choose me or your life.

Danny: My life.

Sam runs away in shock and pain and Danny runs after her and says:

Danny: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're ALWAYS on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I LOVE you.

The reason why I don't want you is because I NEED you.

The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would DIE if you left.

The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would DIE for you.

The reason why I wouldn't do anything for you is because I would do EVERYTHING for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you think that's sweet

like Quotes. If you like quotes, Paste this into your file.

"A good friend bails you out of jail, a true friend is sitting next to you saying 'we screwed up... LETS DO IT AGAIN!"

"No tresspassing, violators will be shot, survivors will be shot again."

"This is my ool, as of right now, there's no P in it, and I'd like to keep it that way."

"Track is pointless. No matter how fast you run, you always end up right back where you started."

"Behind every great man there's a woman rolling her eyes."

"Why isn't phoenetic spelled how it sounds?"

"Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results."

"3 out of 2 people don't understand fractions."

"Poke."

"The worst feeling in the world is to be sitting right next to someone you know you can't have."

"There are no personal problems which cannot be solved through the suitable application of esxplosives."

"Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms."

"Proofread carefully to see if you any words out."

"The greatest feeling in the world is finding out that the one who you like likes you back."

If you feel the need to howl at the moon, copy and paste this in your profile

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Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

In the confusion of a smoke bomb, I could remove your bra and you wouldn't even notice.

I can jump from roof to roof and get my friends free cable. It's bad ass!

I used my Chinese star to pick the locks and steal your car!

(note: all of that was from Ninja of the Night. If you don't know it, go look it up on YouTube. It's bad ass! Lol. No seriously, it's hilarious.)

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and recieved weird looks from everyone in the immediate vincinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (they did in the 80's)

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.(from Midnight Pearls aka Mermaid-Halfbreed)

If you belive that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are crazied and pround of it copy and paste this onto your profile

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!!! ... copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever kivked someone in the mouth so hard that their two front teeth fell out and you felt guilty yet oddly satified about it afterward, copy and paste this in your profile.

"If you fall at the hands of a monster, you have fear. If you have fear of a monster, then accept the werewolf's need to feed off your body, for humans are the monsters."

You know you’re obsessed with Danny Phantom when...

Every time you see your breath fog you think you have a ghost sense.

You know the theme song by heart.

You cried when Phantom Planet ended.

You've had a Fake-out Make-out.

You know the difference between Danny, Dan, and Danni

You screamed "FINALLY!" when Danny kissed Sam in Phantom Planet.

You have a notebook with pages of failed attempts to draw Danny's logo

How did you get "obsessed" with DP? When five years after the last time i watched an airing of a new episode, and was waiting for the next episode to air(the one where Danny first meets Sulker), my cosin was flipping through chanels and i seen Danny Phantom ON T.V.!. I was all like GO BACK! and i took note of the chanel number and ran downstairs and turned the t.v. on to that chanel. Note: During those five years I realy didn't watch any t.v. at all.

What was the first episode you ever watched? Mystery Meat

Who is your favorite character? Dun-Dun-Danny-Duh-Derp

What is your favorite ghost power? Ice powers and /or Flight

What do you think was the most memorable moment so far in the series? When Danny lost his powers, not cause of Sam

What was the coolest fight scene? When Danny fought Paliena

Who do you think is the funniest character in the show? Tucker when he says T.F. for To Fine OR The Box Ghost: "BEWARE!"

Do you think there should be another F.O.M.O. (Fake-Out-Make-Out) Yes and no

Which movie do you think is better? Reign Storm or The Ultimate Enemy? I think Reign Storm

DP on TV*

I pledge to do whatever I can to get Danny Phantom back on Television. I will use all my power and never stop trying. Danny Phantom WILL be back on TV. I pledge to be a part of DP on TV. I will help get others to pledge and become part of DP on TV. If we all work together, to reach the same goal, we can do this! Anything's possible… expect the impossible… and we ARE the authors and the Phans. As long as we stick together, and NEVER, EVER, give up, Danny's got hope. So, yeah, walk down streets and hallways, holding your head proud as you shout out, "GO TEAM PHANTOM!" Because if you do, Danny's spirit will always be within your heart.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that self-inserts deserve a fair and equal chance at being treated as nicely as other stories do, then copy and paste this onto your profile.

My best friend is insane; if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you talk to yourself like you're another person. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, put this on your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don’t exist, put this in your profile.

If you have too many of these copy-and-paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is WAAAAAYYYY too long, copy this into your profile and proceed to brag about how long your profile is.

If you love these copy and paste things, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy this into your profile.

If you are a teenager, copy and paste this into your profile.

Everybody has darkness within their hearts. You can't escape it. However, you can choose to either give in to the darkness, or find your way to the light.

What would you do if you've found the one you love, but also found out that person has a dark past and secret? Would you try to help that person, even if it means risking your own life? If you truly love that person, then you would.

You have a dark past and you try to escape it, only for it to come back and haunt you. What would you do if that happened? Would you face it alone? Or would you have someone to back you up? If you really want to escape your past, then you would try to find someone to help you.

If looks could kill, I'd be a murdurer.- Unknown

What's the point of doing something, if it isn't even done right?- Unknown

Don't waste it. You only have one life, so enjoy it while you can.- Unknown

Every second you waste, you can never regain back.- Unknown

Friendship is like sticks and a string. You and your friends are sticks with friendship as the string. It can be loose or tight, but if it's too loose you and your friend will fall.- Unknown

Live life with no regrets.- Unknown

All good things eventually come to an end, but that doesn't mean that they won't be back.- Unknown

Heaven kicked me out, hell was afraid I'd take over.- Unknown

Go to Hell! "Been there, done that, got bored, came back."- Unknown

When life is not fair, you know that it's life.- Unknown

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run; he hates that.- Unknown

When I argue with myself that's normal. When I argue with myself and I LOSE then that's weird.- Unknown

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late.- Ben Franklin

Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to put bodies.- Unknown

There are two types of family: the kind that's related by blood and raises you; and then there's the kind that loves you, cares for you, and would do anything for you no matter the circumstances, blood or not. But remember, there can be one family that is both.- Unknown

You know your an idiot when:

1. You accidentally enter your password into the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually look to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

You're not crazy if you play tick-tack-toe with yourself and win. You're crazy if you play tick-tack-toe and neither side wins.

Your not crazy if you talk to yourself. (everyone does: it's a subconscious thing) Your crazy if you can't talk out loud to yourself, but you can talk to inanimate objects."

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to "magically wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that stuff up in TWO SECONDS!

ERROR: Keyboard not found! Press any key to continue.

We're not lost. We're locationally challenged.

Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to nail Jell-o to a tree OR slam a revolving door.

After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Reality is nice but I wouldn’t want to live there. -Unknown

If you can type faster than you can write, copy and paste this to your profile

If you yell at characters in movies and books, copy and paste

Pokémon Soul Silver/Heart Gold has taught me that random strangers can come up to me and challenge me to a battle, ask for my phone number (which I am supposed to GIVE them), and then call me at a very vital time in my life to tell me what they just did. If you don't think that little children should be taught that they can give out their phone numbers to strangers, copy and paste this to your profile XD

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist. 22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, then say in 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' style if that is "their final answer."

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

Things I’m Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus's "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not give you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not use the phrase, "Get a Life" when talking to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways, not even on Halloween

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bees"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not go to class skyclad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm, not even if they are in Slytherin

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potions class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a duck

42) I do not have an Edward Cullen Patronous

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knights Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

51) I will not tell Peeves to throw eggs at Professor Snape because "Fred would want you to"

52) I will not show the students "Potter Puppet Pals"

53) I will not convince the Fat Lady to use "I solemnly swear I am up to no good" as the password.

54) I am not allowed to steal Luna Lovegood's shoes

56) I am not allowed to print "this as a to do list"

If you just read this whole list copy and paste it into your profile then add one more to it!

Copy and paste if you're still waiting for your Hogwarts letter to arrive, the owl just just got lost...

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. -Unknown

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck. You own/ed an X-Box. Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV. You love video games. Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule! Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun. Talk with food in your mouth. Sleep with your socks on (Some times)

Total: 17

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick. You love to shop You wear eyeliner. You wear the color pink. Go to your mum for advice. You consider cheerleading a sport. You hate wearing the color black. Video games are boring. Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time. You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelry. Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. You were in gymnastics/dance. It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. You smile a lot more than you should. You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. You love the movies. Used to play with dolls as little kid. Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it Like being the star of every thing.

Total: 5

PREP:

You own a cell phone.

You own something from Abercrombie

You own something from pacsun

You own something from Hollister

You own something from American Eagle

You love/like going to the mall.

You own an iPod/MP3 player.

You love Starbucks.

You have been called a brat.

You hate buying things that are on sale

You have more than one house

Total: 3

GOTHIC:

Black is one of your favorite colors.

You have thought about death.

You wear chains.

You like heavy metal

You've shopped at Hot Topic.

You have worn black lipstick.

Your hair was/is dark

You dislike preps.

You're an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.

Total: 4

PUNK:

You can skateboard

You've worn plaid.

You like Converse

You hate MTV

You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.

You dislike pink.

You hate/dislike preps

You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 3

GEEK:

You love the computer.

You like Harry Potter

You get straight A's

You love/like reading.

You don't care what you look like

You have a curfew.

You always do your homework.

You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 8

EMO:

You cut yourself over depression

You have been depressed.

You have black rimmed glasses.

You like the band Evanescence (BEST EVER!)

You cry easily

You like emo music

You hate being called emo.

You keep/have kept a journal/diary.

You have written a sad poem

You think emo chicks/Guys are hot

Total : 8

GHETTO/GANGSTA:

You like rap.

You are/was in a gang.

You wear/wore rubber bands in your pants.

You swear once in a while or a lot.

You have freestyled.

You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.

You can break dance

Total: 5

HARDCORE/SCENE:

You like loud music

You love/loved the Ninja Turtles

You never walk anywhere.

You wear slip-on shoes.

You wear/wore Vans

You like the band panic! at the disco

You wear band t-shirts

People have called you a freak and meant it.

You love to "hardcore" dance.

Hair has been dyed more than 1 color.

Total: 2

ATHLETIC:

You watch/watched the Superbowl.

You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.

You collect your jerseys.

You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards

You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.

Your garage consists of sports equipment (I have a shed instead)

You belong/belonged to a school team.

You are going/did go to a sports summer camp

You have a specific number

Total: 1

whenever I feel the flakes on my nose,

and winter comes around.

when I feel the chill of the weather,

in my mind, Zane will be found.

whenever I feel overly warm,

or see the glowing flames.

when fire or tempers are around,

i will speak Kai's name.

when the flash eminates through my room,

or I hear the boom that's after.

when lightning is showing itself through the clouds,

through my mind I hear Jay's laughter.

when look at the sand or trip in the dirt,

and feel the messy ground.

when earth is around me, especially rocks,

In my mind, Cole will be around.

whenever I find a youthful girl,

who is brave, strong, and kind.

who is better than others think her to be,

Nya will cross my mind.

when I find a man, old and wise,

who lectures people on end.

who tries to find the facts in life,

Sensei Wu fills my head.

When a person is dark, and obsessed with power,

who on the inside is kind

who loves family dearly, yet still acts like fighting,

Lord Garmadon invades my mind.

when I find a child, who tries to grow up to fast.

and swears to copy his father.

who is actually strong at heart,

my mind is what Lloyd will bother.

upon seeing snakes, instead of fleeing,

or looking at them with fear

i smile at the snakes, even if they hiss,

and think of the serpentine leaders.

Copy and paste this oath into your profile if you're a Ninjago fan!

-Pick the month you were born in-

January I killed

February I smelled

March I ran naked with

April I jumped

May I ate

June I shot

July I danced with

August I loved

September I kissed

October I robbed

November I slapped

December I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 A banana

2 A homeless guy

3 A house

4 A mop

5 Barney the dinosaur

6 A sock

7 A stripper

8 My lover

9 My teacher

10 An iPod

11 A movie star

12 A phone

13 An angel

14 A drunk guy

15 A crack head

16 A pillow

17 A cat

18 A teletubby

19 A hobo

20 Paris Hilton

21 A dog

22 A bird

23 Elmo

24 A rock star

25 My toothbrush

26 A glass of milk

27 The kool-aid man

28 A French fry

29 A lesbian

30 An emo

31 A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

White Because a hobo stole my taco.

Black Because the voices told me to.

Pink Because I wanted to.

Red Because I’m bringing sexy back!

Brown because I’m on crack.

Polka dots Because insanity is fun!

Purple cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.

Gray because I’m cool like dat

Green Because big bird told me to.

Orange Because I know kung-fu.

Maroon because I’m a good girl.

Turquoise Because I was chasing the leprechaun.

Blue Because that’s how I roll!

Tye dye because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!

Yellow Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.

None Because the aliens did experiments on me.

-Now read it all together and laugh at yourself! Repost this as what you are...

I ate A crack head cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.

.:FIRE:.

You have a short temper.

You often act on your emotions without thinking first.

You are very competitive.

You like to play with fire.

You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.

You prefer warm weather over cold weather.

You often lose control over yourself.

You can be quite reckless.

You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.

People have often called you insane.

Total: 6

.:WATER:.

You have a calm, laid-back personality.

You like to go to the beach.

You rarely get angry.

When you do get angry, you know how to control it.

You think before you act.

You are good at breaking up fights

You are a good swimmer.

You like the rain.

You can stay calm in stressful situations.

You are very generous.

Total: 5

.:EARTH:.

You are physically strong.

You have a close connection with nature.

You don't mind getting dirty.

You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.

You could easily survive in the wild.

You care about the environment

You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.

You rarely get depressed.

You aren't afraid of anything.

You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

Total: 6

.:AIR:.

You have a free spirit.

You hate rules.

You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.

You hate to be restrained.

You are very independent and outgoing.

You are very intelligent.

You tend to be impatient.

You are easily distracted.

You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.

You wish you could fly.

Total: 10

.:DARKNESS:.

You spend most of your time alone.

You prefer nighttime over daytime.

You like creepy things.

You like to play tricks on people.

Black is your favorite color.

You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.

You don't talk much

You don't mind watching scary movies.

You love to break the rules

Total: 8

.:LIGHT:.

You are very polite.

You are spiritual.

When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.

You believe everything you see or hear.

You are afraid of the dark.

You hate violence.

You hope for world peace.

You are generally a happy person.

Everyone loves to be around you.

You always follow the rules.

Total: 5

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly, "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me, "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart. (I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DO THIS ONE!)

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (People say I'm pretty...)

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If random songs just pop into your head at any given momet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tried to put you foot behind you head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.


Are You DEAD Yet, No?

Are You ALIVE Yet, No?

Are You A-MONSTER Yet, No?

Are You WINNING Yet, No?

Are You LOSING-IT Yet, No?

Are You INSANE Yet, No?

Are You AFRAID Yet, No?

Are You OK-WITH-IT Yet, No?

Are You LYING Yet, No?

Are You CRYING Yet, No?

Are You YOU Yet, No?

Are You ANYONE Yet, No?

Are You SOMEONE Yet, No?

Are You EVERYONE Yet, No?

Are You NO-ONE Yet, No?

Are You COLD Yet, No?

Are You COLD-BLOODIED Yet, No?

Are You HOT Yet, No?

Are You WARM-BLOODIED Yet, No?

Are You FREEZING Yet, No?

Are You BOILING Yet, No?

Are You SICK Yet, No?

Are You HEALTHY Yet, No?

Are You SMART Yet, No?

Are You DUMB Yet, No?

Are You BLONDE Yet, No?

Are You BRUNETTE Yet, No?

Are You RED Yet, No?

Are You BLUE Yet, No?

Are You YELLOW Yet, No?

Are You A-DEMON Yet, No?

Are You DRAGON Yet, No?

Are You VAMPIRE Yet, No?

Are You WEREWOLF Yet, No?

Are You GOD Yet, No?

Are You GODDESS Yet, No?

Are You HERE Yet, No?

Are You THERE Yet, No?

Are You NOWHERE Yet, No?

Are You SOMEWHERE Yet, No?

Are You NOTHING Yet, No?

Are You SOMETHING Yet, No?

Are You EVERYTHING Yet, No?

Are You ANYTHING Yet, No?

Are You SOMETIMES Yet, No?

Then Who Are You If Not These And/Or More?

I KNOW WHO I AM, DO YOU?

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Wrecking Limits by Vyntresser reviews
Vanellope's duties as President of Sugar Rush has clouded her free time with her loveable wrecker. After a year and a half of separation, Ralph discovers the meaning behind all the chaos. With a Sugar Rush upgrade, the whole team is thrown into the whirlwind of the mysteries of Sugar Rush. With a new, budding love, Ralph and Vanellope learn that sticking together is their best bet.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 196 - Words: 571,157 - Reviews: 1789 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz, Taffyta M., Rancis F.
The Earth Kept Spinning by Alexa Piper reviews
Various oneshots detailing life after the Earth was saved from the disasteroid. Latest: People don't really stop to think about these sorts of things in superhero movies.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,490 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Danny F.
4-leg Turret by Fireworksafterdawn reviews
Alice Sharrone is Chell's new daughter. But when Chell refuses to ever talk about Aperture to her daughter, Alice goes off to find out for herself what is it. But things take a grim turn. Will ALiCE ever escape this hellhole with the help of mysterious unknown cores and killer turrets? (On hold, for now, read my warriors fanfic :P)
Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,914 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 10/14/2013 - GLaDOS, Wheatley, Turret, OC
The Box by MattheJ1 reviews
What dark secret does the Companion Cube hold? Do you have the courage to find out?
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,004 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Chell, Wheatley, Weighted Companion Cube
White for Honor, Red for Blood by TheEquestrianidiot 2.0 reviews
AU. Twilight never showed up to the Canterlot Wedding. Chrysalis beat Celestia and the Elements have been seperated. But when Rainbow Dash finds a mysterious temple, she also finds a way that may help save Equestria. And a hidden secret.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 3/18 - Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, OC
Difficult Words to Say by JTTran reviews
Beast Boy and Raven have never gotten along with each other. But when the two magically switch bodies, they must learn to live in each other's shoes and deal with each other's problems. True feelings are revealed as they gradually understand each other, but will a tragic mistake destroy their budding romance? Chapter 18 is posted; Raven confronts Malcolm and learns about his past.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 112,361 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 8/18/2013 - [Beast Boy, Raven]
Science, Science, Do as You Will by LittleFireDragon reviews
When the cores fall back to Earth, Chell gives Wheatley one last chance, but GLaDOS has other ideas. For science and revenge, she uses him as a subject for the most traumatic experiment she can think of: changing an undying robot into a mortal human. In danger of losing himself forever, Wheatley clings to his identity and races to reverse the change – with lots of help, of course.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,528 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 10/16/2013 - [Chell, Wheatley]
Turning Pages by sapphireswimming reviews
A collection of drabbles, each exactly 100 words long. Various characters and genres. 140- Surprise. Skulker was up to something. Drama, rated K. Happy 10th Dannyversary!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 141 - Words: 23,461 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Danny F., Skulker
Daughter of a Phantom by The Storymaster1000 reviews
When Dani comes back and is attacked by The GIW, Amity Park discovers that Dani is infact the daughter of their hero Danny Phantom, now Danny has to care for Dani, while also dealing with the increased news reporters, as he learns what it takes ot be a father, while also trying to figure out what Vlad did to create Dani, if he's her father then who's the mother? DXD Father/Daughter
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 124,518 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Danny F., Dani
Spasmodic by Fruitiest of Mallards reviews
A series. This seems to be a trend throughout the Phandom nowadays–and who am I do turn down the opportunity to perpetuate a community that should never die? Not even half-die?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 94 - Words: 49,434 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 3/8/2013
A theory on The Malevolent One by Professor Owlfeather reviews
What if Mike is not all that we know? That he is actually Mal, that he was imagined by Mal? That he, like his other personalities, was an alternate persona? And is the Good-hearted Mike, really the Malevolent One here? NEW CHAPTER COMING SOON!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,059 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Mike, Mal
Masks by xXBlackBloodAngelXx reviews
Everyone wears a mask, but what happens when it comes off? Beast Boy gets injured in a battle with Mumbo and forgets his time with the Doom Patrol and Teen Titans. The Titans start to see the reason for Beast Boy's mask but can they get it back (or do they really want to)? BBXRae. adopted from GreenPhoenix3. This is Pugpie15 i just changed my pen name!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,009 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Beast Boy, Raven
I Am Not Gay by DisneyFanatic2364 reviews
After hearing that her friends think she's gay, Rainbow Dash starts to question her sexuality and worries that the truth might jeopardize her relationship with Soarin. A story about sexual identity and coming out. Rated T for sexual references and language.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,015 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 3/24 - Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Soarin
Memories Always Remembered by The Pegasus Of Darkness reviews
Seven years was all it took for Rainbow Dash;s life to fall downhill. First, one of her best friends died by suicide. Second, her friends left to go and make themselves remembered in Equestria. And Thrid, she doesn't have the will to live anymore. All it took was one memory to push her over the edge.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20 - Rainbow Dash
Last Breath by skittlezlvr19 reviews
She should be angry. She should be vengeful. But she can't be. Is it because she's too weak, or is she strong enough not to?
Portal - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,438 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Chell, GLaDOS, Wheatley
Rainbow's Cider Addiction by OrderofDarkness-AbsolionAeris reviews
Short MLP Fanfic by my friend, have fun reading
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17 - Rainbow Dash, Applejack
How to Help a Friend by CeCdancer reviews
While attempting to train without Hiccup, an accident occurs in the arena causing Hiccup to have amnesia. He finds that he can't remember anything except that he's Hiccup the Useless. So why is everyone being nice to him? And why are there dragons all over the place? Join Astrid, Stoick, Toothless, and the entire village as they try to help him get his memories back.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 51,157 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Hiccup, Toothless, Stoick, Astrid - Complete
The Ghost's Stories by TheGirlWithAQuill reviews
Danny decides to find out more about the ghosts about he fights; after all they were ghosts right? they had to have lives before. Rated T for some violence (mild) and language (very mild).
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,475 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Dan Phantom, Danny F.
Dimension Chasers by melanshi reviews
When Dan escapes, Danny is forced to follow him through a few dimensions. But unfortunately for Dan, Danny's been making friends in these dimensions. Will Dan win or will Danny and his new friends defeat him?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,457 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Danny F., Dan Phantom - Complete
One Hit by Reaper'sSenator2121 reviews
Dash Baxter never thought that he'd one day be standing in front of a judge in court, being tried for a murder he didn't mean to cause. One hit, was all it took. One act taken too far. And now, Danny Fenton's blood was on his hands because of the jocks he used to call his friends. He's taken a human life away. He pleas for his innocence. But, will anyone bother to listen?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,974 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Danny F., Dash B.
Target Acquired by Wheatley Laboratories reviews
Three years after Chell saves Wheatley from being launched into space, he means to help her escape the facility and shut down GLaDOS for good—but after finding a lost secret, hidden away within a condemned Test Shaft, is she really the only AI they need to be worried about? This is a story of redemption, adventure, and finding friendship in unexpected places.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,823 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Chell, Wheatley, GLaDOS
Under the Circumstances by CinciReds reviews
(Future fic) With Nya in labour, Two ninjas were freaking out, Two ninjas had no clue what was going on, one ninja left to explain the difficult, and Sensei just kept drinking his tea. (T for minor swearing)
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/7 - [Nya, Jay] Kai, Lloyd G. - Complete
The Switch by Inisfree reviews
Not only were two beings brought together by a switch, but their very lives were switched. Each chapter is exactly 100 words. Ghost Portal AU
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 4,730 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Complete
until I don't die by iron-the-lightbearer reviews
I am alive. Everyone is alive. No one is going to die. Not again. A time loop fic. How long before Danny loses it.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/3 - Danny F.
The Mob by ItTicklesLikeCrazy reviews
It takes less effort to try to fit in when you stick out then to try to stick out when you've already fit in. And standing up for what you believe in against the few is difficult when you're not sure what you believe in.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2 - Danny F. - Complete
Silvertongue by Idoloni reviews
According to his friends and family, Danny is a terrible liar. Truth is, he's lying about that. [A warning for general darkness.]
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2 - Danny F. - Complete
Danny Phantom goes to my High School! by Easternbluebird reviews
After a year of constant fighting, Danny's Parents come up with the idea of letting the ghosts get jobs and go to school so that the two species could get along better. But will that mean that Danny has to go to school as Phantom?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,867 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 8/17/2011 - [Danny F., Sam M.] Tucker F.
Free by mandaree1 reviews
'Many years after everyone's gone, Danny's having trouble passing on. An old friend, however, gives him the courage he needs.' Oneshot! No flames!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/31 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
The Archives by Sarah Serena Rose reviews
A collection of DxS drabbles and one-shots, based off a word of the day. 01/30/14 - He enjoyed the smile on her face more than the surroundings that caused it.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 23,041 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Danny F., Sam M.
You promise? by Wheatley4101 reviews
Wheatley does something stupid. again. Chelley if you want it to be I guess. Human!Wheatley. :)
Portal - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Return to Aperture Laboratories by Maddox1000 reviews
What would happen if Wheatley ever returned to Aperture? Read this story to find out! - Accepting OC's-PM me! - (bad at summaries)
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Wheatley, OC
You Should Be Dead by babydragon11 reviews
Dash and Kwan are horrified to discover they've accidentally killed their classmate, but perhaps even more so when he shows up at school the next day. In the following uncontrollable events, Danny's well-preserved secret isn't the only thing at risk.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,898 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Danny F.
Blueberry Lemon Chocolate Cake by Skipper1318 reviews
Chell hasn't heard much from Aperture since she had escaped. But on the anniversary of it, a letter from there comes in, saying that Aperture needs her help, but what for? What does the AI have in store for her this time? Will she ever return back to the life she had constructed for herself?
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,421 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Complete
Fit by PersonifiedKat reviews
There were many things you could call beast boy, but stupid was not one of them (summary of chap. 1). A series of one shots that describe how Cyborg learns to understand the workings of his younger friend/teammate and vice versa. Unrelated one shots featuring BB and Cyborg's friendship... because there aren't enough out there.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,232 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Beast Boy, Cyborg
Slow Hands by Yaoimelody reviews
[Request. Zane/Jay.] Jay leaves every so often, and Zane finally gets the right push to go after his boyfriend.
Ninjago - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Jay, Zane - Complete
Dependent by Evaworld reviews
Wheatley lived almost all of his artificial life without any success. Being called a moron and being made fun for his intelligence was only the small bits of the problem. However, he never thought that he'll get one, last, hopeful chance; a chance to help an old friend once again. Rated T just to be safe. Any reviews will send a smile to my face! May contain future Chelley
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,325 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Chell, Wheatley
Life Without Aperture by Constance Penman reviews
Chell's finally escaped the facility that had contained her through most of her life. Even though she's managed to find civilization and a job to keep her alive, she still feels as though something were missing. But that all ends with the arrival of a letter from a very familiar AI along with a moron.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Chell, GLaDOS, Wheatley, OC
Walk On by altairattorney
She is a prisoner, and more than that — she is stronger. [Short drabble. Gift for JenovaII]
Portal - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Chell
Chapters by altairattorney reviews
She tells herself the tale, and it is never the last time. – A narrative interpretation of Chell's story being relived thousands of times by different players.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Chell - Complete
A Phantom's Ice Core Can Hold Some of the Warmest Love by 18-Midori-37 reviews
Danny and Danielle both have dreams about each other in an everyday father and daughter moment. But before they can even try to make those dreams a reality, there's just one problem that needs to be taken care of…DannyxDani father/daughter fic! And a bit of DannyxSam if you squint.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,626 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Danny F., Dani - Complete
Untitled by Aorta Heartless reviews
Various Oneshots Based on Portal and Portal 2 audio, quotes and/or music.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 7,769 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Complete
The Rodent and the Robot by BabyCharmander reviews
Caroline was never deleted; she fled from GLaDOS, finding a new body to inhabit and trying to make sense of her new situation. Furthermore, Rattmann was not dead; he was unintentionally preserved, and unintentionally awoken many years later. And GLaDOS was not done; there were still more chambers to be made, elements to be tested, and Science to be done.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,215 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Caroline, D. Rattmann, Weighted Companion Cube, GLaDOS - Complete
I Thought You Were My Greatest Enemy by Constance Penman
After Chell leaves, GLaDOS has a little argument with herself.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/5/2013 - GLaDOS - Complete
I'm Different by MindfulWrath reviews
In the cold, bleak test chambers of the Enrichment Center, Test Subject 4733 finds an unexpected friend. It's pale, spherical, and full of bullets...
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,442 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Oracle Turret - Complete
Bloody Caroline by Skipper1318 reviews
Chell caught GLaDOS at a bad time... Halloween one shot!
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
I am Not a Moron by LazerPoweredCucumber reviews
A short poem written in Wheatley's point of view, inspired the "I am" format poems commonly found as school projects.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/29/2013
Portal Oneshots by Aorta Heartless reviews
Various Portal oneshots that don't fit under Untitled or Kink Prompt Fills
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Complete
Baby Mine by thraxbaby reviews
Chell and Wheatley welcome a baby into the world. Same universe as Kiss the Girl, can be seen as a continuation. Bonus points if you get the references
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Chell, Wheatley
Wheatley in a Wheat Field by Niqi reviews
All-dialog. Wheatley being himself after he crashes back to Earth.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Wheatley - Complete
Eeveelutions by Aorta Heartless reviews
Various Eevees and their evolutions
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Complete
Need a Hand? by BabyCharmander reviews
Being the Intelligence Dampening Sphere means Wheatley tends to get himself in trouble a lot. Chell does what she can to curb the core's trouble-making tendencies, but it's going to take a lot more than a few time-outs to stop Wheatley from wreaking havoc...
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,167 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Tales Untold by GeminiEarthDragon reviews
The stories of Berk you've never heard. Drabbles and Head Canons Ahoy. #11. Viking Subtlety. Scattered whispers began breaking out everywhere all at once, and Astrid suddenly found herself hoping that a Whispering Death would break through the floor and swallow her whole right that very second.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,824 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Astrid, Gobber, Hiccup, Stoick - Complete
Don't Listen To Them by Irk The Waffle reviews
Mike decides to read what the Total Drama fanbase has to say about him. This was probably a bad idea.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2013 - [Mike, Zoey] - Complete
The Starchildren by Drazule
When did the first turret sing? The mystery behind their sad and haunting choir in the portal game is finally revealed...
Portal - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2013 - GLaDOS, Turret, Weighted Companion Cube, OC - Complete
Pickup-lines by Mr Nuked Duck reviews
A variable arrangement of all the Titan-members' infamous pickup-lines. Proceed at own "risk"...!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Beast Boy, Raven, Robin, Starfire
Grave Confessions by ghostanimal reviews
Oneshot for Angst Day: A few months after Danny's death, Sam receives a box containing a shocking confession from him
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
How To Train Your Dragon: Saving The Night by Dragon Rider and Friends reviews
As the last known Night Fury, Toothless is Hiccups mystery But when Toothless and him find a female Night Fury with alabaster white scales, the hidden secrets of the breed begin to come to light Toothless is at first skeptical when Hiccup trains her, but the two soon become very close
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,771 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Hiccup, Toothless
Not Just Friends by Andromida-Heath reviews
Hiccup and Toothless were not friends, despite what most thought. Unbelievably short one-shot. NO SLASH.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Flower Crown by Depressed Chibi reviews
It was the first time Zane had seen spring.
Ninjago - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Zane, Dr. Juilien - Complete
Worth It by Lethal-Pepper reviews
Just a bunch of one/two-shots of the characters that are in Portal 2. Ranges from either being fluffy or extremely heart-wrenching sad. Really, whatever pops into my head and what requests I get. (Mostly Chelley) (Rated T because I am paranoid)
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,541 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Chell, Wheatley
Brothers by justanotherdemonhunter reviews
Beast Boy walks in on one of Robin's rare exploits of emotion. Oneshot. No obvious pairings.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Beast Boy, Robin - Complete
Passing Notes by IntelligentPrincess reviews
While bored in history class, Gar decides to have some fun and pass notes with one of his best friends Rachel. But will more come out of it then just passing the time? Pure fluff in this story. No flames! RxR Please!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
The Trio by ScottishBlueDragon reviews
When the town learn that Phantom is Half Human, they shun him. Now a year after Danny Fenton, Sam Manson and Tucker Foley left, they get sighted again. Now it is time for mistakes to be fixed. Disclaimer: I do not own Danny Phantom.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Complete
Instructions Unclear by thraxbaby reviews
A session of morning relaxation goes unintentionally wrong. Bit of Post-Portal 2 Chelly sweetness. Same universe as Kiss the Girl.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Portal: Core by iammemyself reviews
The Aperture scientists installed a Morality Core to try to tame GLaDOS, but we all know how that turned out. But just how did she disable the core and go on with her research?
Portal - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,119 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 5/17/2013 - GLaDOS, Morality Core - Complete
Trusting Phantom by TheOneWhoStoleYourCheese reviews
Maddie promises that while Jack, Danny and Jazz are away, she will use the four days to get to know Phantom better, putting aside her judgments of him. But when Phantom gets hurt in a fight against Skulker and his powers malfunction, will she know get to know more about Phantom than she should? Will she end him in his moment of weakness? Or will she let him live?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,033 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Danny F., Sam M., Maddie F., Skulker
Silence by DizzlyPuzzled reviews
Drabble...This may be used as ideas that'll I'll never continue writing unless you guys really like them. I just wanted to get it out of my system. Next- Impossible...he couldn't have survived
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
Kiss The Girl by thraxbaby reviews
Wheatley watches The Little Mermaid - Human!Wheatley, post-Portal 2, slight Chelley
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
How half-life goes by Deborahpflover reviews
Collection for all my drabbles and at the moment: Phanniemay contributions! Enjoy! various themes, pairings, characters and ratings.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 21,809 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Danny F.
Through Danny Phantom by sapphireswimming reviews
A community collection of episode-inspired oneshots, open to all! Last chapter: The Once and Future Hero by MsFrizzle.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 133 - Words: 93,327 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Danny F., Tucker F.
3 Minutes by NixKat reviews
During the war of cryptids Zak Saturday died stopping V. V. Argost. Three minutes later he was revived. A lot can happen in three minutes, while deceased Zak meets Kur, his antimatter doppelganger, and even Death itself. Oneshot. Character death and revival.
Secret Saturdays - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Zak S., Zak Monday - Complete
Rain by BeastGreen reviews
It's been raining in Jumps city for over a week. Beast Boy is sick and haven't sleep for 3 days. And Raven's the only one in the Tower. Let's see how that plays out. Mild BBRae.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Wardrobe Malfunction by Depressed Chibi reviews
During a shopping trip with Nya, Zane finds himself stuck in women's lingerie. Once Cole sees this his temper flies, but his attitude may not be for the reasons the ninja think.
Ninjago - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,313 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2013 - [Cole, Zane] - Complete
Snooze by The-Amazing-Gracie reviews
All Danny wanted was just a little more sleep. The nightmares had been crazy the last week as the anniversary of the CATs passed. But when extreme nightmares make Danny transform in his sleep, and his parents catch him, what's a halfa to do? Reveal fic. Non PP. DxS Rate and Reveiw
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,675 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
Namesake by Fatal Overdose reviews
Before Zak Saturday was born, there was someone else...
Secret Saturdays - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Doc S., Drew S., Zak S. - Complete
chew by valakaite reviews
i don't really know where i intended to take this, it started as a drabble and i kind of just went with it. its really not the best out there. -wheatley has strange habits from aperture that are due to lack of healthcare.-
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Oracle by InsanityCore reviews
She's Different from everyone else, human or not. Backstory of the Oracle Turret
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Caroline, Cave Johnson, Wheatley, Oracle Turret - Complete
Flight School by Rish Tor reviews
A snapshot of a time before everything went bad. Sam gives Danny the only thing he needs in order to figure out how to fly. Fluff.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Danny F., Sam M., Dan Phantom - Complete
What did you learn? by krostovikraven1 reviews
Beast Boy calls Raven the one word no one must never call her and she makes sure he learns his lesson.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Colors by Domination of the World reviews
Cyborg, as Beast Boy's best friend, designates it his duty to figure out why the green man has suddenly become obsessed with the color purple. BBRae Chapter Three: In which Raven cheats, and Beast boy is dumb as ever. BBRae
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
The Halfa Factory by CrypticMoonFang reviews
Humans are an inferior race in a world ruled by halfas, but they depend on us to keep their species alive. To ensure that halfas will continue to exist, they bring us to halfa factories, where we are forced to create their next generation.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,120 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Sam M., Danny F.
Stark Realities by Rish Tor reviews
Maddie Fenton hated today because it was the birth of Danny Phantom and the half death of Danny Fenton who happened to be the one and the same but different at the same time. 1st DP fic attempt.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Danny F., Maddie F., Dan Phantom
Monkey in the Middle by CatchingWind reviews
"My name is Danny Fenton, and I am still 14 almost 100 years after I turned 14..." Transcription of the audio recording found in Reno, Nevada on February 24th, 2298 by Jack L. Stockholm... IMPORTANT NOTICE INSIDE 6/23/13
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,412 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Hot Night by VanillaSpiders reviews
Phantom's a ghost—his core temperature is somewhere near Popsicle and bag of frozen peas. He's also the coldest thing in the Fenton house when the air conditioning breaks one boiling August night. If Danny weren't a C student he would have thought of this two days ago. pitch pearl oneshot
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Danny F. - Complete
Hunt by AngelHeartObsession reviews
Part of my challenge, but stands alone as a oneshot. Theme 172. Hunt: "Danny always wanted to at least be the hunter, but he's always the prey." WARNING: LARGE AMOUNTS OF HUMOR (to me at least). Also includes a Silly!Danny, if there is such a thing.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Danny F., Valerie G. - Complete
I Dare You by Nate-Dawgg73 reviews
Beast Boy ain't afraid to do nothing. Cyborg disagrees. He finds a way to win...or does he? OneShot Booya!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Raven's Guide to Flirting by AjStarlet reviews
Raven can't help it. Beast Boy thinks she probably hates him, and now Raven had decided...To make a plan to show Beast Boy that it's the exact opposite! This is Raven's guide on getting your boy! WARNING: It will probably fail if you wish to attempt this. :D A BBxRae BBRae one-shot! Whoooo!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Sam The Ghost Wolf by Editor Matt reviews
Sam is dealing with recently becoming a werewolf with ghost powers. Powers she can only use as a wolf. Sam X Danny pairing. Violence and Language. You know standard R rated horror stuff.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,369 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Sam M.
Puppy Love by The Big Black Panther reviews
Beast Boy and Raven have always had a tumultuous relationship, and after a fight with a villainous cowboy, it seems like maybe things are finally getting started. Cute, perhaps a little OOC but featuring plenty of snark and one particularly bad pun! Containing just a hint of Robin/Starfire and a reference to Cyborg/Bumblebee. Disclaimer: I own nothing. Possibly not even myself.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,918 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
That Power by Abercrombie0303
title explains it all if you know what i mean coughcoughJBcoughcough Slight Robstar. unmistakably funny XD
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Beast Boy, Cyborg, Starfire, Robin - Complete
A Logical Solution by Atheau reviews
It seems a normal day at the tower. But when Cyborg, Robin, and Starfire return to a scene they wouldn't expect in their wildest dreams, is it time for them to rethink the relationship between a certain shape-shifter and the dark empath?
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Radioactive by NinjagoZ reviews
The guys are partying after finishing the final battle, and Jay and Cole ask Zane to sing a song for them. He tries to wiggle out of it, but nobody will be having any of that from him!
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Zane - Complete
Captive Audience by LunarMothim reviews
Dragged along to a ghost hunting retreat with his parents, "Phantom" finds himself trapped with Jack and Maddie Fenton, who would rather blast him to bits than let him help them out of a life-or-death situation. Oneshot, no PP. Ghost language headcanon.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,204 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Danny F., Maddie F., Jack F. - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For by Tori Stone reviews
...'cause you just might get it. T for swearing.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Sam M. - Complete
Beware by lokis-advocate reviews
Ghosts were once people, too, you know. Even the most unsuspecting of characters had a life.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Complete
The Backfired Prank by Darkflames and fire reviews
In which a prank Cyborg and Robin pull on Beastboy completely backfires, in one of the most horrible ways. BBRae. Humor.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Radio Static by Rebel Wallflower reviews
One-shot. Beast Boy puts into action a prank for the ages using only the radio and his "mad prankster skills". But will this prank fail or make him famous? A songfic of sorts using Just the Girl by Click 5. Please RxR!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
The Phantom's Keeper by Oak Leaf Ninja reviews
He was a fragment of a memory. He was supposed to stay a fragment of a memory. Yet I, Sam Manson, decided to break all the laws possible and take his hourglass out of Clockwork's towers and reverse time...
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 19,335 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Clockwork, Sam M. - Complete
Hearing Loss by CayaKat reviews
When Zane isn't participating in hardly any of the ninjas' conversations, they suspect something is wrong. And when the nindroid himself did not know they were speaking to begin with, they KNOW something is wrong.
Ninjago - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,103 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Zane - Complete
Pomf by Oak Leaf Ninja reviews
"Derpy... your wings are doing that thing again." Oneshot, DerpyxDoctor, original idea co-written with BayHawk.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo, Doctor Whooves - Complete
The Tea Party by stacelala reviews
On the run from General Ross, Bruce unleashes the Hulk...in front of five year old Lizzy. But instead of running away screaming, she invites the green giant for some tea with her toys. Fluff/Crack/Friendship :x
Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Hulk
Fluffy, Queen of Darkness by Aurellia Faun reviews
In which Robin gets a Pillow Pet, Cyborg declares war on tofu bacon, Raven cheats on BB with EVERYONE, and Starfire is confused. Pairings: RobinXPillow Pet, RavenXEVERYONE... and yes, this is a crackfic.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Beast Boy, Raven
Wings by Oak Leaf Ninja reviews
Extreme AU. Songfic, oneshot. ...Green eyes glowed in the night. A falcon-winged teenage boy was perching on an edge of a cliff, a smirk draped across his face. He toyed with his hoodie strings and tried to fix the slits his wings fit through on his back...
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Danny F. - Complete
Comatose by Rebel Wallflower reviews
One-shot. Why is Beast Boy unconscious and what does a TV commercial have to do with it? BBRae, Please RxR!
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
The Week of Hell by Easternbluebird reviews
Death the Kid is finally connecting his first Line of Sanzu permanently. That's good right? Not when it could possibly make him sick and die.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,431 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Death The Kid - Complete
An Unintended Consequence by Concolor44 reviews
This is a semi-sequel, a one-shot drabble about what happens to Beast Boy after the "eating contest" in "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem". It gets unpleasant.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Beast Boy - Complete
Subject by SongoftheDarquePhoenix reviews
There was a very good reason Danny never told his parents about his ghost half. Lab Rat-esque fic.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Danny F., Vlad M.
Ben 10: Summer Lust by Ghostface317 v2 reviews
Set 2 Years after the end of Ben 10. Ben and Gwen once again spend the summer with Grandpa. Now as both are going through puberty, Ben & Gwen begin to realize just how much the other has grown. Reboot. Rated M for graphic, often un-conventional sex and incest content. On temporary hiatus.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,712 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Ben T., Gwen T.
Bad Meat Morning by DreamerAtDawn reviews
I slumped in my seat after another meat argument with cyborg.stupid cyborgs trying to kill me.I stumbled my way back to the common room feeling super sick to my stomach. I closed my eyes with a sigh. -one shot
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Beast Boy, Raven
On the Mark by Alexandra Knight reviews
Teenage Clint Barton can't catch a break while training with his father's archery set when he realizes that he has made a terrible mistake. AU. T for, well, just in case.
Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,309 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Hawkeye
Alive by XXCaptainUsoppXX reviews
Frank wakes up - Frank, just Frank, because Frank-and-Len is no more - to discover that Skull Boy's latest invention has done some very strange things to certain members of the household…
Ruby Gloom - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,650 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Complete
100 OneShots: Death the Kid by Katfosel reviews
One-shots ranging from whump, to crack, to serious, to bromance, and of course, some will be absolutely... symmetrical. -rating for SOME chapters, will vary-
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,219 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Death The Kid
The Saturday Boys by cihojuda reviews
Short oneshots about Doc, Zak, and Zak's son Solomon. -OC-
Secret Saturdays - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Zak S., Doc S. - Complete
Gone by A Little Lost 1 reviews
Zak didn't survive his last adventure. obviously a one-shot. I own nothing!
Secret Saturdays - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Zak S., Wadi - Complete
Untitled Story by ScotsburnChocolateMilk reviews
You might have noticed the song the Weighted Companion Cube was humming in Portal 2. Heres a silly/possibly fluffy oneshot about it. I really couldnt think of a proper title but suggestions would be nice.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Weighted Companion Cube, Oracle Turret - Complete
Brothers by 12345678910111213 reviews
A one-shot of what would would happen if Hawkeye woke up with nightmares... and wakes Pym up from one too. What will happen!
Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Hawkeye, Ant-Man - Complete
Nightmares by NightmareFreak135 reviews
When the Hetalia boys begin to have nightmares, it's up to Italy to find out why. And he must be fast; Because it's either defeat their fears, or live in fear forever! Warning! Yaoi, blood, yaoi, gore, yaoi, bad spelling, and did I mention yaoi?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/30/2012 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
Dialouge Dangers by Oak Leaf Ninja reviews
Just a fluffy little conversation between our favorite trio...DxS fluff. Drabble.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
3 things Tony had to pay for and 3 he didn't by Miss Shallott reviews
These are the chronicles of Tony's credit card as he pays for things his Avenger friends break. Steve should stay away from things with more than 4 buttons. Featuring: Wolverine, Hulk, Captain America, Ironman and the black widow. So far.
Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Captain America, Iron Man
Me, Myself, and the Horde by QueenSkellington reviews
It's strange to be alone but surrounded by people...but when the people are flesh eating monsters, you kind of wish you were alone. T-M
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,564 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 8/15/2011
Keep Your Sickness Off Me! by AnimeGirl 144 reviews
Thor is sick, and Tony decides to help out just a little bit. It'd probably help if Thor didn't complain about it. Prompt-one-shot.
Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Thor, Iron Man - Complete
The Ghost Gas Debacle by Adi Black reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. One of Danny's parents inventions blow up with...unexpected results to say the least. Vlad/Danny
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,785 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Does Not Compute by CatchingWind reviews
Nothing makes sense now. Danny... Fenton? Danny... Phantom? I do not like being Danny Fenton. I do not like being Danny Phantom. Nothing makes sense now... -Confusing oneshot, T for a reason-
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Danny F. - Complete
Ghost Becomes Goth and Goth Becomes Ghost by GothGirl.and.GhostBoy reviews
Danny develops a new ghost power to...switch bodies? When Clockwork says not to use it yet, but he tests it on Sam...what happens? Rated T for awkwardness, some adult humor and possibly language.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,624 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Danny F., Sam M.
The Death of a God by Turiel528 reviews
Lord Death passes on and now Kid has to deal with it. Told in Kid's perspective. One-shot.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Death The Kid, Lord Death/Shinigami-sama - Complete
Gone by muffinlover18 reviews
Death the Kid falls from grace.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Death The Kid - Complete
My life by greekghostgirl reviews
Oneshot. Just a kinda' dark insight on Danny Fenton and Danny Phantom lives.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Danny F. - Complete
Code Lyoko Daddy by Rachel07 reviews
When X.A.N.A devises the ultimate plan to destroy the Lyoko crew it could mean big trouble for Odd and Ulrick. mostly Odd. Contains Mpreg!
Code Lyoko - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,499 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Odd D., Ulrich S.
An Awkward Situation by Tihany reviews
When a pile of rubble traps Odd and Ulrich in an . . . uncomfortable position, they are forced to face a severe dilemma that could change their friendship forever.
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Odd D., Ulrich S. - Complete
Oracle by PyroScorpion reviews
That's all she could say, but not all she wanted to.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Oracle Turret, Chell - Complete
Intent by A Perplexing Puzzle reviews
Danny thinks he knows how the Ghostcatcher works. It all has to do with intent. One-shot, kind of dark, rated T.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Danny F., Dan Phantom - Complete
Shadow by Oak Leaf Ninja reviews
This was a challenge from Sincerely The Sign Painter- to create a back story for Johnny 13's shadow! Well, prepared to be amazed as you get a snippet of what it was like when Shadow Lyon, Johnny's shadow, was still alive. R&R! Oneshot!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Complete
Fifteen Mintues by Honeybitter reviews
It all it takes is to smie. At least thats what Lord Death thinks about his Son, Death the Kid. To angry to concetrate, Kid rans into Crona, and finally they set eye to eye
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Death The Kid, Crona - Complete
Pop My Tomato by Geertrui reviews
Spain brushes Romano's hair, with educational outcomes. Shotacon, exploitation of erogenous zones. THIS WAS written at 2am by an inexperienced spamano writer.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,236 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
The Disappearance of Oracle Turret by The Ninja And The Writer reviews
"It's been awhile, Mrs. I know you don't remember me, but I remember you. My mission is to make sure you remember, so even if I die... I want you to be happy again." Caroline/Cave. No other real pairings. Told from by 'Oracle Turret', named Helena here.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,959 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Oracle Turret, GLaDOS
The Truth about Odd is? by ComicBibleStudy reviews
Odd has had a happy life and has always had good friends to support him, until one day, his parents get in to a car accident…leaving him Orphaned but with a stable, which the Gang lives at for the summer and Odds true past is revealed.
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,417 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Odd D.
Troubled Mind by Kasan Soulblade reviews
They were different, those three, and Aperture and the world that had made it, was not about encouraging difference.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Chell, Oracle Turret
You Are Still Alive by HamhaPHKFan reviews
GLaDOS is acting different lately, and some turrets decide to help her feel better. By singing.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Published: 9/16/2011 - GLaDOS, Oracle Turret - Complete
Life of a Turret by VampiraFangstein reviews
Turrets are an important part of Portal's story but we only see part of their life. From creation to the turret redemption line the life of a turret.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Oracle Turret, GLaDOS - Complete
Living With Death by Team Death the Kid reviews
A collection of one-shots about Death the Kid growing up with Loard Death as a father.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,143 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Death The Kid, Lord Death/Shinigami-sama
Tiresias by hey-oh reviews
What he said turned out to be prophetic, but of course, no one was listening. Oracle Turret and Chell have a small conversation.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Chell, Oracle Turret - Complete
Danny sings by Death-Magnetic-Cyanide reviews
Tucker and Danny make a bet and Danny loses. Now he has to sing a HM parody song in front of his whole music class!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Danny F., Tucker F. - Complete
Stolen by Shaddow the Spirit reviews
WARNING SLASH FENTONxPHANTOM AU: Daniel Fenton steals the ultimate treasure to impress his family. Danny Phantom, being that treasure, grows up long away what was meant for him, but how can he handle fighting the government? Better sum inside. NO FLAMES!
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,405 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Danny F.
40 Ways to Make School Awesome by Turkeyhead987 reviews
School is getting boring, and the three teens want to have some fun. So Tucker makes up a list and they end up doing them, plus they actually are having the best days ever!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 18,118 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Complete
Naruto & Kyuubi's crazy day by cardirus1 reviews
Naruto and Kyuubi are having a strande dyNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Hidden Past by Fudgefeather reviews
Death the Kid finds a mysterious box containing a single photo album - Which sends him back to the time when his dad was a kid!What will Kid find out about his dad's past? And is there a reason his dad never talks about it?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,610 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Lord Death/Shinigami-sama, Death The Kid - Complete
Danny gone hyper by PhanDoll reviews
Some one gave Danny a sugar rush. Set after PP
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
My Friend by Team Death the Kid reviews
Kid's home sick and Liz and Patty want to go out for a while. Someone's a little worried about Kid and desides to stay with him. wow, this summary is really bad!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,218 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Death The Kid, Crona
The Asymmetrical Spirit by Rabbitfoot reviews
My friend and I were brainstorming what would happen if the Soul Eater/DP worlds combined by Danny meeting Death the Kid, and we decided that it could only end badly. Thus, this stupid story was born, and grew beyond its intended proportions. Pre-PP.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,195 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Danny F., Death The Kid - Complete
Through the Crystal Ball by xStarxWolfx reviews
Kid is looking for another of Eibon's Demon Tools when a strange-looking paperweight sends him into another time! Who's that kid who looks just like him? Hey, why's he named Death the Kid too? Includes Shinigami/Eibon friendship.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,769 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Lord Death/Shinigami-sama, Death The Kid - Complete
Shibusen's New Years Party by xStarxWolfx reviews
Why is it that a simple New Years party in the Death Room turned into me waking up in nothing but a lampshade with my limbs entangled with the rest my staff's? Shinigami POV, staff/staff, hints of Shinigami/Spirit, Sid/Nygus, Marie/Stein, Marie/Everyone
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Lord Death/Shinigami-sama, Marie M. - Complete
Ne, You Like? by xStarxWolfx reviews
Stein temporarily numbs the poison-nullifying cells in Shinigami's body as an experiment, so naturally Spirit takes his meister out for his first drink. Smut ensues. Lemon, ShinigamixSpirit, human!Shinigami, seme!Spirit
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Spirit A./Death Scythe, Lord Death/Shinigami-sama - Complete
Rusting in the Rain by keystoneofscience reviews
No one can be a teenager forever, so what's a teenage robot to do? Six years after the series, a desperately lonely Jenny Wakeman seeks information about her origins and receives consolation from an unlikely source.
My Life as a Teenage Robot - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,281 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Complete
Soul Eater Flipped Side by Rayraccoon17 reviews
What if the world Soul Eater had a virus? Everyone is not acting themselves, what happens to the world we know it? Nothing's right, where did you come from!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2010
Spiderman by ghostanimal reviews
Oneshot: Maddie's life is changed after reading her son's suicide letter.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
My Aborted Child by Super Sister reviews
Maddie aborted a child two years after having Jazz. Now that child is growing up in the ghost zone, unaware of his real family. The only thing that hints he's of human origin is the fact he can change into one; one with black hair and blue eyes... (Please don't read this. It's an abomination and should be deleted)
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,522 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Danny F., Jazz F. - Complete
Bite Me by ghostanimal reviews
Oneshot: Danny's secret is, in a way, exposed at Sam's Halloween party. Contains OCs from Ghost 101, but you don't have to read it to understand.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Cutting hair GerIta by The Char reviews
Germany cutting off Italy's haircurl without realizing what it can do.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Fox and The Human by Any Unborn Child reviews
Drabble/Oneshot. It was still, its stealthy gaze set on the human a few feet away from him, its reddish fur almost akin to the color of Apollo's hair.
Aquarion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Apollo - Complete
Monster by Super Sister reviews
Danny is suffering from a mysterious disease and searches for a cure. Originally DISCONTINUED, now a Two-Shot. To read how it would have ended, see writer's profile.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,615 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Danny F. - Complete
Another Freakin love story! by Metrocop reviews
Odd and Ulrich have a life changing experience, can Odd control these new powers?
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2010
Worth More than the World by ghostanimal reviews
Pre D-stabilized: Vlad makes two more successful clones. As a fatherly bond with them grows, Vlad can't help but wonder if world domination was really his goal. Watch Vlad deal with the skeptic trio, football game disasters, periods, dates, and more. Unfortunately though...Vlad still doesn't know how to stabilize clones. Rewritten, slow updates, TY spiritmind675 for the new title
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,412 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Vlad M.
death the kid on a sugar rush by deathwriter8 reviews
...dont ask...
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Death The Kid - Complete
Brother, Lovers, and a Mirror by RandomDraggon reviews
The Saturdays take in the now powerless Monday child, as it would be wrong to leave him. But as Zak find's out...matter and antimatter, opposites attract.
Secret Saturdays - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,366 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Zak S., Zak Monday
Phantom Alphabet by Celeste.J.Evans reviews
Danny and Sam from A-Z
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 5,655 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Ben 10: Alien Force Happy Valentine's Day by lykeomgsrsly reviews
After being forced to ask Gwen to a dance at her school, Kevin has a choice: Dance with Gwen, or Prove his worth to Ben. Bevin; slight Gwevin. Rated M: for language, gay actions, and boy sex.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Ben T., Kevin
I Get Off by violentluck reviews
Summary: Danny gets a phone call from Tucker to find Sam. She is absolutely drunk and stoned. What if our favorite ghost finds out something about Sam? Is she telling the truth? Or is it the alcohol and drugs talking?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Monster In The Mirror by Donteatacowman reviews
Oneshot. Ever since the accident, Danny's reflection in the mirror has always been that of Phantom, even when he's in human form. Rated T for horror themes.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Danny F. - Complete
The Blonde Dolphin by toontwins reviews
Young Sasuke was swept over a waterfall and rescued by a blonde Aquarion named, Naruto. Once their eyes met, they were imprinted. Now, years later, they both try to lead normal lives, but find themselves unable to do. Twist of fate or meant to be? NarxSas
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,807 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Taint by LemonyCrosby reviews
Naruto contemplates Sasuke. SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Eternity in a Moment by TeahTheFoxLover reviews
Never mess with mythical ghost-made items, especially not time medallions with their own special ectoplasm. NEVER stick it into a halfa and send him through a portal. Nevermind Dan's genius, he was an idiot too. Angst Day fic
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,273 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Danny F. - Complete
I am yet by Phantom-Danny reviews
A poem about what I thing makes Danny Phantom/Fenton.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Danny F. - Complete
EVOLution: When Love Evolves by Iggy Marauder reviews
Danny Fenton is 17. His best friend is Sam, and he's figured out that he likes boys. But what happens when a wish to find love separates Phantom from Fenton? DF/DP. rated M for a reason.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Danny F., Dan Phantom
Dress by Inumaru12 reviews
Danny blames Vlad, even if it was unintentional, for turning his boyfriend into a pervert. slash/yaoi IchiDan Ichigo/Danny Crossdressing!Danny, Perverted!Ichigo
Crossover - Bleach & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Ichigo K., Danny F. - Complete
Not Part of the Plan by SetsunaNoroi reviews
Vlad Masters always wanted Danny as a son, so when Danny's family is killed in the Nasty Burger explosion, he thinks he finally has that chance. But he starts to... notice things about Danny as the boy gets older. And how does Danny feel about Vlad? M/M
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,024 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Till Death Do I Part by buduica reviews
Twenty Truths about Death the Kid. Some implied Patti/Kid/Liz.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Death The Kid - Complete
Pointless by apples n crisp reviews
Sasuke catches Naruto in the act. Naruto/Sasuke. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 80 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
kindred love by KickingPuppies reviews
sasuke likes naruto and finally shows it
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Lost To Me Forevermore by Jingyee1511 reviews
My first Inuyasha oneshot! RinSesshomaru. Title says it, but who lost who? Please read and review!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Inuyasha will you marry me? PART 1 OF ARC1 by Ravyn Skye reviews
Rin asks Inuyasha a cute question, and gives an adorable reason behind her asking... WAFF
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Rin, Sesshomaru - Complete
Accidental Miracle by I-Have-An-Anime-Addiction reviews
Summary: A month ago after a 'liason' between Orphen and Majic, Majic disappears. Why is the Tower of Fang is also on his trail? What's going on! Cleao, Leki and Orphen find him before they do? And what is he hiding from everybody? Find out here!
Sorceror Stabber Orphen - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2008
His Name Was by TaintedMoonlight reviews
Death. The kid. Death the kid. Who was he? Was he just 'little death? Was he just death, the kid? Death the kid. That was his name. Until he met Liz and Patty.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz - Complete
Phantom Memories by santeria reviews
An anonymous Amity resident reflects on Phantom, Fenton, and the tragic events that happened after the Disasteroid. Oneshot.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
Twisted by JamesLuver reviews
James suddenly finds himself reliving his worst nightmare.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,933 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2008 - James/Kojirō, Jessiebelle/Rumika - Complete
Why Danny Doesn't Like Scary Movies by DarkFoxPriestess reviews
Another Co-Author of myself and Sasha Cartwright! This is about one horrify night in a satirical scense for our dear Danny! Incredibly funny and worth the read and review! Rated M just for being on the safe side, one really long chapter that's amazing!
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,330 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Loverboy by TheWorldEndsWithYou reviews
Who's gonna save Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Naruto's Party by Gaara123 reviews
It's naruto birthday and Sasuke forget i suck at this
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,694 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Concert by ObanFanatic reviews
Jordan and Eva go to a concert on Oban. JXE. Disclaimer:I don't own Oban Star Racers.
Oban Star-Racers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2007
Double, Double Naruto Trouble! by crazy novelist-san reviews
1 Naruto is trouble enough. What if there were 2? What if Sasuke was back and Itachi and Orochimaru were dead? What if 1 of those Naruto’s was actually the Kyuubi? What if next to no one knew? What if the Kyuubi was unused to having hormones? KyuuSasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,838 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Sasuke U.
Ghostly Charades by mystery writer5775 reviews
Jack decides to play a game, involving ghosts! But what happens when Danny and Jazz are too good, and Danny more so than Jazz!one shot
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Danny F. - Complete
Naruto's Best Friend by EmoStIcHes reviews
Who's Naruto's best friend? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
dress up by Lady dream-chan reviews
Jorden in a dress!Oh & I don't own oban star racers
Oban Star-Racers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Molly/Eva W., Jordan W. - Complete
Naruto's Last Wish by DarkxPrince reviews
Naruto is dying and makes Kyuubi promise him something.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,105 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Maybe it's the Majic in the Air by xxxSlothy reviews
So, Cleao is off to school, leaving Orphen and Majic alone. This fic is very fluffy and is, to change things a bit, Orphen/Majic
Sorceror Stabber Orphen - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Complete
Attack of the Crack by Crowmunculus reviews
Just what the title says. Includes the complete and utter destruction of the fourth wall, The Fenton Ghost Eviscerator, an accidental self insert, and random interruptions by the author for no particular reason. Rated for language and just plain stupidity
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
Break a Leg Danny! by ghostanimal reviews
Dash breaks Danny's leg. How will he fight ghosts with a cast on?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,807 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
In The End by ramenkage6 reviews
Naruto loved Sasuke. Sasuke loved Naruto. Sasuke thought Naruto didn't love him back. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tricks and treats by ghostanimal reviews
Danny takes Danni trickortreating, and pull a few pranks.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Dani, Danny F. - Complete
The Haunting by Michiharu reviews
Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango, Miroku,and Shippo, die 19 yr old Rin is the only survivor but who is it that she keeps seeing, surprise ending.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Rin, Sesshomaru - Complete
Danny Phantom: A Long Walk Home by fazeout reviews
Danny wakes up in the future, in Vlad's lab. If you wish to know more then read on.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/18/2006 - Published: 8/13/2006
Silent Departure by Starsaa reviews
Danny Fenton x Danny Phantom. Yaoi. Slash. Call it what you will. It's boy on boy love. The two have been maintaining a secret relationship, and so far, everything's fine. Right? Written in various POVs. I try to update every other day.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,362 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Danny F., Dan Phantom
What is Love? by SilverSickle reviews
As Rin begins to grow older, something in Sesshomaru begins to stir... tis my first Inuyasha fic please be kind
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 37,563 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Angel by ghostanimal reviews
What happens when Sam saves a kitten? And a year later it returns the favor?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Sam M., Vlad M. - Complete
Ghost in the Mirror by DivineQueenYeiweh reviews
One shot. For mature audiences only. Fenton x Phantom yaoi. Danny is haunted by his ghost, and then thinks, Is it possible to fall in love with your alter ego? Danny finds out the inevitable answer...
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
Happy Ending dont come in Never land by pandi-chan reviews
Sesshomaru has left Rin in Inuyasha's care. not bcuz he trusts him but for an entirely differnt reason. Inuyasha and the gang get sucked into Rin's fairy tail book but they're far from a happy ending.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Rin, Sesshomaru
Now This Is Interesting by The Other Side of Darkness reviews
After a fight with a Strange ghost named Ozell something akward happen to Sam and Danny. What's this? It might be irreversible? DxS Rating for Teenage boyishnes and language. Rating may go up.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,330 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
First Responsibility by 2remember reviews
Odd completes the First Responsibility that his parents gave to him, but wasn't something he was looking forward to...
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Complete
Shattered Mirror by Catnip070 reviews
Silently, in the depths of his psyche, Danny Fenton's sanity slipped beneath the water... There was only one thing Danny Phantom could do. ON HIATUS
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/26/2005 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Danny F.
New Life, New World One Familiar Face by Whisper in the Night reviews
Sesshoumaru and Jaken have died, leaving Rin by herself. Inuyasha and the gang find her in the forest on their search for the jewel shards, and take her in with them, paying no attention to Inuyasha protests. But what happens when Rin meets an oddly famil
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,986 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/15/2004 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Rin, Sesshomaru
Placing Trust by D-chan reviews
OrphenMajic :: AU, yaoi, dark themes, more warnings inside :: The Kiba Tower requires that each masterintraining have his own apprentice. Orphen sets out to find one, and ends up with a mixed result...
Sorceror Stabber Orphen - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/19/2003 - Complete
Like Fine Powdered Glass by D-chan reviews
OrphenMajic :: postseries :: The hotel was rumored to be cursed, but none of them believed it until Majic fell mysteriously and violently ill. It must be either coincidence or the place truly IS cursed... Unless there's another thinly veiled reason?
Sorceror Stabber Orphen - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,522 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/29/2002 - Complete