Feral Piper
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Joined 09-28-11, id: 3295032, Profile Updated: 10-28-12
Author has written 6 stories for X-Men: The Movie, Batman, and Les Misérables.

Hello other people out there! Fauna/Feral Piper here! I have something to say...I love it when people leave reviews, doesn't everyone? So, I've started a little thing, that you may or may not continue, take your pick. If a review is left on ANY of my stories, I will reply to the review, no matter what they said, with something positve. I will also try my best to review one of the reviewer's (That a word?) stories to...I guess...pay them back? Anyways, just thought I'd let you lot know so that you might do the same to help people out?

Some general sh*t about me:

Username: Feral Piper, Or Fauna

Age: You don't need to know

Gender: A girl...

Occupation:A music major and a writer

My Favorites:

Book(s): Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Pendragon, Lord of the Rings, To Kill a Mocking Bird, The Harper serise, Hunger Games, etc.

Movie(s): All the Harry Potter movies, All the Lord of the Rings, Spaceballs, Lion King, Star Wars 4,5 and 6, etc.

TV Show(s):Big Bang Theory, How I Met your Mother, Bitchen Kitchen, Pawn Stars, Storage Wars, etc

Musical(s): Les Miserables, Grease, Sweet Charity, Cats, Dream Girls, A Chorus Line, Into the Woods, Wicked...I don't think I've ever seen a musical and not liked it.

Stuff I dislike: (and you better not talk to me about)

Twilight and anything to do with it,

Justin Beiber (*throws up*),


modern techno music (The stuff from the 80's is fine),

people who don't belive in gay rights,

people who are rude or "trolls".

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: "Hair" Hair

Waking Up: "Cinderella At the Grave " Into the Woods

First Day At School: "Dancing with Myself" Billy Idol

Falling In Love: "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" Meatloaf

Fight Song: "Fat Bottomed Girls" Queen

Breaking Up: "Twelve-Thirty (Young Girls Are coming to the Canyon" The Mamas and the Papas

Prom night: "Heaven Can Wait" Meatloaf

Life: "Tubthumping" Chumbawamba

Mental Breakdown: "Pinch Me" Barenaked Ladies

Driving: "Dancing Through Life" Wicked

Flashback: "Diamonds and Rust" Joan Baez

Getting back together: "Closing Time" Semisonic

Wedding: "The Riders of Theoden" Various Artists

Birth of Child: "Let me Dance for You" Chorus Line

Final Battle: "Killer Queen" Queen

Funeral Song: "Like a Prayer" Madonna (Alright...?)

Final Credits: "The Boxer" Simon and Garfunkel

Say No To Stereotypes

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.


I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO


I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.


I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.


I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (also including reading/writing/drawing)

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.


I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.


I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.


I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.


I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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Les Hommes de la Miséricorde by Kchan88 reviews
AU. During the final battle Valjean saves not only Marius, but a few members of Les Amis, including Enjolras. While the surviving Amis grieve and try to hold each other together, Valjean must find a way to protect them from the authorities, including a still alive and increasingly unstable Javert. Brick, Musical, and Film based. Beta'ed by ariadneslostthread.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 276,660 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Valjean, Enjolras, Grantaire, Combeferre
Enjolras and his Amazing Technicolour Waistcoat by ChildrenOfTheBarricades reviews
Because I just couldn't resist, I decided to force the characters of Les Miserables to perform Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat. WARNING: Major silliness
Les Misérables - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,041 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 12/28/2011
Memories From the Bottom of a Bottle by Girl in the Tiger Kimono reviews
As Grantaire goes on another drinking spree, he has a visit of memories that he thought he left at the bottom of one the first bottles he ever picked up. This one explains why he even picked the bottle up in the first place, where he gets his pessimistic attitude and the reason why he's always depressed. There was a girl, and this is what she did. GrantairexOC, song-fic, one-sho
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,704 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Grantaire - Complete
oh, the places you'll go by thecivilunrest reviews
All roads lead to Gotham.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Sasha B., Jason T./Red Hood - Complete
The death of Batman by aspiringactor reviews
A short story about Batman's final moments and funeral
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Alfred P. - Complete
Acorns and Observations by myselfonly reviews
"He is feral and wild and I do not understand him..." In need of distraction Gimli considers the strangeness that is his elven companion. Short observational friendship fic. Quite enjoyed writing this!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
The Blood of Angry Men by BlackCatFullMoon reviews
"Didn't say anything about the Blood of Angry Men turning the Gutters red" Grantaire murmured. Warning-Character Death.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Grantaire, Enjolras
21 Guns by Emilie Rose reviews
Happy Birthday, Victor Hugo! This is a glimpse into the dizzying mind of Grantaire, everyone's favorite confused revolutionary. It is a songfic to Green Day's excellent song "21 Guns". Oh, forgot disclaimer inside. Characters are Monsieur Hugo's.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
Worth Fighting For by Naisa reviews
'"Go back home and stay there," Babet ordered, trying to drag Gavroche away from the barricade, but the little boy stood his ground. "This is my home!" Gavroche said defiantly.' A short one-shot about the last conversation Gavroche had before he fell on the barricade. Please R&R
Les Misérables - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Gavroche, Babet - Complete
My Son by Scooter12345 reviews
Based on a really cool version of the barricade scene that I saw at a local high school. Sweet little thing about Javert mounting the barricades to pray over it. When he discovers something he'd rather not know. MUSICAL! REALLY REALLY SAD.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Enjolras, Javert - Complete
The Survivor by Inspector Karamazov reviews
Prouvaire wakes up to find he's somehow survived the gunshots and tries to find out what happened to his friends. Rated M for blood.
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2010 - J. Prouvaire
Par le Miroir by qurota ayuni reviews
Raoul, panicking and desperate, could only think of one last way to distract the Phantom. Raoul kissed him.It was just a meeting of lips.Quivering lips against warm shocked lips.Little did he know the consenquences of his actions. ErikRaoul slash
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 101 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Erik, Raoul
How do you do by Daughter of Thranduil reviews
A young man sits down beside a grave in a Paris cemetary and finds himself musing on it's occupant and the way he died.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Complete
The 10th Ami by Daughter of Thranduil reviews
Although this focuses on Enjolras mainly, this is the story of the 10th member of the the Friends of the ABC, and how his fate made the Amis decide to take action against the injustice in France. Rated for swearing. Final Chapter and Epilogue now up!
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,877 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/12/2006 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Enjolras, Combeferre - Complete
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Only The Beginning reviews
Enjolras is weighted down by a ton of work, and Grantaire and Combeferre simply won't have it. The two drag Enjolras to a masquerade where he meets a girl, and soon begin's to question his thoughts. 25th anniversary cast, Enjolras/Oc. For halloween princess. cause she wouldn't stop bugging me till it was up
Les Misérables - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Enjolras
One Day Less reviews
A collection of drabbles based around character deaths. This will include Gavroche, Grantaire, Enjolras, Eponine, Javert, Fantine, ValJean and others. Violence in each chapter, all rated T. Drabble Collection
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012
A Little Fall of Wine reviews
Enjloras and Grantaire get into an argument about Grantaire's drinking. When the drunk gets shot, will Enjloras change his views on Grantaire's drinking? One-shot BROMANCE!
Les Misérables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
Cookies reviews
A light drabble about cookies and sharing. Total and utter fluffy noncense that just popped into my head. May be kinda crappy, just saying.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Raven/Mystique, Alexander S./Havok - Complete
Gone reviews
Tim, Dick and Bruce return home pretty beat up. Moments later, their night takes a turn for the worst, bringing their lives crashing down around them. Bruce P.O.V. UPDATED
Batman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Timothy D./Red Robin, Alfred P.
Behind Closed Doors reviews
16 year old Charles Xavier has some problems in High school, leading to a near death experience. His only friend Sammy comes to his rescue, however, and lands both of them in a dangerous situation. Years later, Charles is still haunted by this event.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete