Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, Justice League, Sherlock, Ouran High School Host Club, Fullmetal Alchemist, Avengers, and Glee.
I write sporadic fanfiction, mainly to do with Harry Potter or my favourite books and shows. The trouble is, I write in actual books and on scrap paper, so it takes a while to transcribe all my stuff.
* IMPORTANT AUTHOR'S NOTE *
I am teaching ESL in Thailand. I work six-day weeks, and am required to come up with a lot of lesson plans and mark lots or writing. So, while I will try to keep contributing to my fics, I hope that you understand that I don't always have the time. I'll try my hardest, so don't think I've dropped the stories! Thanks for reading!
My Current Stuff:
Seeing and Observing: A crossover between Harry Potter and BBC Sherlock. Starts with the Summer going into 3rd year - What would happen if Harry ran off to the muggle world instead of the Leaky Cauldron? Harry finds himself on Baker street, with the possible beginnings of a family! Warnings for Light Slash and bashing of irresponsible adults.
Black and White: A crossover between Harry Potter and Ouran High School Host Club. Takes place after mildly altered events at the end of fifth year - Sirius doesn't die, but Harry has had enough, and the revelation of the prophecy is the last straw. Eager to avoid being called upon to save the idiots in wizarding Britain, he and Sirius quietly pack up and move to Japan, where they encounter the Host Club! Warnings for Slash and AU - HP/KO SB/RF and other pairings. Bashing of idiots.
Lightning Strikes: A crossover between Harry Potter and the Justice League. Fairly stereotypical in that Grunnings sends the Dursleys to the States for a business deal and Harry is let loose on the city - in this case, Metropolis. He will discover Magical America, and encounter the strange and heroic members of the Justice League. Warnings for Light Slash and bashing of some HP characters. Probably HP/WW, with maybe SB and ??
Red and Gold: A crossover between Harry Potter and the Avengers movie. Takes place after Deathly Hallows, and during Avengers Assemble, and is not entirely HP Epilogue compliant. Because the epilogue is stupid. In my version (AU people: I do what I want) Harry and Ginny did get married, and even had their oddly-named children, but their marriage doesn't work out and they get divorced in the New Year of 2012. Ginny eventually brings a boyfriend to meet the kids, and disaster ensues! Suddenly, Harry has to track down one of his children, while Tony is trying to help some random kid and save the world from Loki all at the same time. Might be some slash, and possible bashing of randos. I don't hate on Ginny, though, or Pepper. They just can't be with their canon bfs :D
Unique New York: A crossover between Harry Potter and Glee. While I love a lot of the fics out there (Champion's Lullaby, Anonymity etc) I get tired of the premise that Harry goes to Ohio. Why in the world would he go to Ohio? In this one, he goes to New York, where he meets Kurt. Kurt has recently broken up with Blaine for cheating, and is miserable. This is a slow-burning dance with each other, and not Blaine bashing, but defs no Klaine. Also, not sure if Kurt will go to NYADA or explore other options. Harry is the legal guardian of Teddy, and is taking business classes while managing his inheritance. Interesting times abound!
Silly Magic - Life of Harry's Holy Magical Circus: It's all set in the Harry Potter Universe, with no actual characters from Monty Python, so I don't classify it as a crossover. It's basically a mash of of Monty Python scenes revolving around Harry, and maybe later on Draco and the Deatheaters. Strange and silly things always happen around Harry, and Monty Python fuses with magic to give him a purpose. A ridiculous premise, and even more ridiculous content. Warnings for excessive, sudden, and violent silliness.
The Deadly Seven: A crossover between Harry Potter and Fullmetal Alchemist. I honestly have no clue where this came from. I think one day I was thinking (does that make sense? Whatever) Hmm, Voldemort had seven horcruxes...but before he made Nagini one, and after he killed Harry there were six...so that's seven soul fragments...oh! there's seven deadly sins! OH! THERE WERE THOSE SINS IN FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST! DUDE!!!!! And thus this was born. I have no clue where I'm going with this. I wanted it to be Voldemort and the Homonculous in the flask, but the only option was Father. Mehhh.
Filling the Holes: This is a bunch of What If scenarios - they are meant to be funny and fill in plot holes I have problems with. Or just insert some common sense into situations that I think would work better. My initial goal is to be funny, but there will probably be some bonding and teary or angsty moments in there. Warnings for craziness and deviations from canon - possibly light slash or pairings. Also warnings against insults to the intelligence and choices of almost everyone in the series.
Dark Lord:A short poem I wrote in Literature a few years ago - we were studying Canterbury tales and had to write about a journey of some kind. I chose to write about Voldie's journey to Hogwarts for the Final Battle. Just some fun I had while trying to get a decent mark :)
Identity: Another short poem, again from a Lit class. It was an art-based theme, and there just so happened to be a picture or something of Superman. I always get fed up with how cloyingly moral Superman is. These are some imagined internal battles for him to angst over.
Storylines I'd Like to Write/Read (but have yet to start)
A Harry/Voldemort story: Because everyone needs to at least attempt this. I don't think Voldemort would turn 'good', just less crazy. Harry would probably be 'grey' or something. Would most likely be humour and romance and drama...
A Valdemar Story: An OC story where a girl shows up at the Herald's Collegium after the confrontation with Ancar and the Mage Storms etc.
A HP/Belgariad Crossover: In which Harry would probably end up with Silk. Not sure of plot or time-frame, I'd just be interested in writing and seeing where that goes.
A FMA/HP: Where Harry would end up in FMA world. I swear there aren't enough of those - Ed and Al can only go to Hogwarts so many times... Probably a Harry/Mustang pairing, and help with overcoming the homunculi etc.
You don't have to read this part. You actually aren't required to read any of the above or below, either. Just so you know. I have a habit of collecting quotes from all different kinds of sources, so I like to put them down in random places. Please feel free to scroll down if you haven't already.
Moonshine is a brighter thing than fog - Sherlock Holmes
Life is infinitely stranger than anything which the mind of man could invent - Sherlock Holmes
When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth -Sherlock Holmes
The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes - Sherlock Holmes
What you do in this world is a matter of no consequence ... the question is, what you can make people believe that you have done - Sherlock Holmes
Crime is common. Logic is rare. - Sherlock Holmes
If criminals would always schedule their movements like railway trains, it would certainly be more convenient for us - Sherlock Holmes
Where there is no imagination there is no horror - Sherlock Holmes
There is nothing new under the sun. It has all been done before - Sherlock Holmes
"Can we help you, Mr. Holmes?"
He'd been an angel once. He hadn't meant to Fall. He'd just hung around with the wrong people - Good Omens
I don't see what's so t'riffic about creatin people as people and then gettin upset 'cos they act like people ... Anyway, if you stopped tellin' people it's all sorted out after they're dead, they might try sorting it all out while they're alive - Good Omens
There was never an apple, in Adam's opinion, that wasn't worth the trouble you got into for eating it - Good Omens
Crowley had been extremely impressed with the warranties offered by the computer industry, and had in fact sent a bundle Below to the dept. that drew up the Immortal Soul agreements, with a yellow memo form attached just saying: "learn, guys." - Good Omens
You think killing people will make them like you, but it doesn't. It just makes people dead - AVPM
No, I won't abandon hate. If I do, there'll be nothing left of me. - Black Butler
If the king doesn't move, then his subjects won't follow - Code Geass
Evil should be beautiful. It does so much more damage that way. - Dragonlance
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. - Calvin and Hobbes
Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria! - Calvin and Hobbes
I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts - Calvin and Hobbes
It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning - Calvin and Hobbes
I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to know the difference - Calvin and Hobbes
The law is on the books, but it would take all their resources to enforce it - Calvin and Hobbes
Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings - David Sedaris
It's not necessary to shed tears, a person can still cry without them - Fullmetal Alchemist
I will not say 'do not weep', for not all tears are an evil - Lord of the Rings
Consistency is the defense of a small mind - The Malloreon
He hated it when there were two four o' clocks in the same day - Making Money
I don't have a dirty mind; I have a sexy imagination - my coworker's girlfriend
Here is a poem I had to write for a class - it describes my writing process, and for those creeping my page waiting for me to update, perhaps it will give you an insight into why the chapters take so long :)
She works, she toils, shoe groans, she slumps,
It hangs, it hovers, noxious cloud,
She starts, she stands, she darts away,
She's tired, so tired - Oh God, to sleep!
A breath - she hardly hears the sound -
With hesitance, she reaches out,
A Whirlwind's birthed, ideas tear 'round.
Some books/movies/shows/anime/manga I'm interested in writing/reading about: Harry Potter (movies/books/avpm); Sherlock (movies/books/t.v); Fullmetal Alchemist; Ouran High School Host Club; Batman; Justice League; Valdemar series; Belgariad and Malloreon series; Lord of the Rings; Pokemon; Digimon
Some things I will NEVER under ANY circumstance write about unless it is to mock or ridicule it:
Twilight Series; Gossip Girl; Vampire Diaries etc.
Disclaimer: I OWN NONE OF THE ABOVE CHARACTERS OR THOSE ASSOCIATED WITH THEM. Just in case there was any confusion.
I'm a bit of a yaoi fangirl, if you've got a problem with that well... you're really missing out! I like to do cross-overs, but I have ideas for A/U storylines as well.
Reviews are appreciated! But please don't be offended if I don't take you too seriously :P
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