DalePelvogi
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Joined 09-29-11, id: 3297940
Author has written 2 stories for Warhammer, Parodies and Spoofs, and Touhou Project.
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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
Reimu in HaloweeenLand! by Talos Angel reviews
I am really sorry about this story; I got absolutely wasted at a Halloween party I held at my house. I am still obligated to leave it up for archival purposes, though. Just to warn you, the spelling and grammar are atrocious.
Touhou Project - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Reimu H., Remilia S. - Complete
Marisa in Wonderland by shungajinja reviews
A maiden's pure heart leads her to a wonderful place- with a little help from her friends, of course. Now with an unwanted new chapter!
Touhou Project - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Marisa K., Reimu H. - Complete
King Of The Hill: Propane Wars by BecauseICanOK reviews
Hank Hill Dies In A Propane Explosion, He Awakes In Propane And Met The Propane Goddess, Now He Most Kill All Those You Don't Share His Share Beliefs, So Propane Will Be The Only Power Source In The World
King Of The Hill - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2011
Reimu fights the bad guys of adrkness by Talos Angel reviews
I apologize to anyone who reads this; I was drunk when I did so. I am leaving it up for archival purposes.
Touhou Project - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Reimu H., Marisa K. - Complete
King of teh Hill by EllaHayBoyz1234 reviews
"DOH!" Hank say "DOH!" Rated kpluss for alchohol usekthnx.
King Of The Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Complete
Dragon Age: The Return of the Dark Spawn by Jack Russel reviews
What Awakening could have been, a mage and a party of heroes have to save the world for great justice. Three part Dragon Age epic.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Morrigan, Surana - Complete
Sexy Beam by shungajinja reviews
A thrilling example of the risks we take when we blatantly flaunt the guidelines set forth in life. Also, brief RinnosukexUnzan.
Touhou Project - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Rinnosuke M. - Complete
Tohou revenge of Flander by dark-lemur reviews
Flandee comes to Reimu shrine for revenge
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Complete
a kawaii day in kourindou by shikieiki reviews
suwako and kanako go shopping to buy some clothes for sanae!
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
Attrack of th eyokai by Yakuza893 reviews
there is yokai attak and must defend.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Reimu H., Marisa K.
The Legend of Rape by YaoiCrackQueen reviews
CRACK RAPE! A long series in which Link gets raped. Various degrees of graphic detail, written primarily for LAUGHS, not hottness. Chapter 2: Poe Rape! Chapter 3: Alien Rape! Romani Ranch Alien Invasion
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Link, Ganondorf
Redead Rape by YaoiCrackQueen reviews
Rated R for Rape! Link gets attacked by redeads as soon as he leaves the Temple of Time. FLAME ME, PLEEEAAASE!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Link, Rauru - Complete
Berserker Hell by Lord Ironwolf reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if a Khorne Berserker got dropped into the One Hundred Acre Woods?
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Complete
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A Day in the Life of Mark Moore reviews
A one-shot parody/comedy fic imitating Mark Moore's writing style. I wrote it in response to his irredeemably horrible fanfic Mobile Suit Gundam Tournament. Rated M just to be safe.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Complete
REIMU FIGHTS THE CHAOS SPACE MARINES! reviews
I apologize to anyone who reads this. I was completely stoned when I wrote it, but I decided to leave it up anyway.
Crossover - Warhammer & Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Complete