Author has written 82 stories for Harry Potter, Sherlock, Hunger Games, Bleach, Digimon, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Haruhi Suzumiya series, Naruto, and World Ends With You.
Twenty-two-year old perpetually-bored autistic girl. (Even though I often come across more as a creepy child. I am neither of these things. Well, okay, I act like a five-year-old on occasion and I can be creepy if I really want to be...)
Bleach's Loly Aivirnne is my namesake, if you Anglicise her given name slightly differently. Of course, I would share a Christian name with a psychotic yandere. Thanks, Kubo.
A bit about me: I am socially-awkward penguin; I hate the texture of onions; my favourite colour (and word) is heliotrope; I sleep in a nest of about five squillion pillows and duvets; I'm an adorable shrinking violet if you don't know me well and a raging tsundere with a flair for sarcasm if you do; sitting normally in chairs is uncomfortable; and I've been utterly fascinated by insects since I was a toddler. Also, I've started (and dropped out of) two different university degrees (physics and psychology) because I have no idea what to do with my life, I work part-time as a shelf-elf at a supermarket, and in my spare time I read lots of novels, papers and news articles on various scientific subjects (quantum mechanics and astrophysics are my favourites but lots of things interest me), and video-game code I probably shouldn't be poking around in.
In terms of physical appearance, I'm very small, very pale, and I have very long, very dark hair.
Hogwarts house: Slytherin (Pottermore said so three times - I didn't believe it at first, I thought I was a Ravenclaw. I was wrong).
Patronus: Eevee (or a Fairy Penguin, if I have to choose a real animal).
Quidditch position: Seeker. I'm small, light and nimble.
Panem district: 3.
Gotei 13 squad: 5.
Zanpakuto: Something troll-ish which is nearly useless in shikai but would cause a lot of damage in bankai. Possibly involving the contrast of fire and ice, because my personality varies hugely depending on my mood and who I'm around at the time.
Digimon partner: Lopmon. Possibly with a twin Terriermon, if that's not too clichéd - the genki/reserved duality fits me well.
Divergent faction: Erudite.
Pokémon team: Lapras, Houndoom, Dragonite, Weavile, Jolteon, and Alakazam.
Artemis Fowl-type Fairy species: Pixie.
My top fandoms at the moment that you can expect the possibility of fanfiction for: Harry Potter (since 2000), Sherlock (since 2011), Doctor Who (since 2005), Artemis Fowl (since 2006), the Hunger Games (and just young adult dystopian novels in general) (since 2011), Nerdfighteria (DFTBA) (since 2011), Digimon (since 1999), Bleach (since 2012), Ouran High School Host Club (since 2013), Pokémon (since 1999), StarKid (since 2011, which was indeed a very good year for me), Kingdom Hearts (since 2015 BUT I'M NOT UP-TO-DATE YET SO DON'T SPOIL THINGS FOR ME), Axis Powers Hetalia (since 2013), Haruhi Suzumiya (since 2013), Black Butler (since 2014).
I basically write what I like. This usually means I stick to canon so rigidly there are no contradictions, only fanon added. Or, you know, I just throw canon so far out of the window it does a quick orbit of the globe and flies back in through the opposite wall. I don't do things by halves.
I get bored extremely quickly and have a tendency towards Attention Deficit Creator Disorder. Essentially, I write loads of stuff at once and flip between projects as the mood takes me. As such, nothing listed among my fics is dead. It's just mostly kind of comatose until I get inspiration and wake it up.
There is nothing I would love more than to find bizarro cracky prompts in my inbox. HINTHINT
If you come across any references to anything at all in my fics, rest assured that it was intentional.
Current fics in progress:
A Study In Crimson - will be updating regularly (if all goes according to plan) as the Games have begun.
Casting Shadows - The first (and so far, only) arc in a trilogy I have planned. Don't worry, I haven't forgotten about parts 2 and 3, I've just been busy with some other stuff. I'll get around to it eventually, and when I do, I'll probably keep them as one story to avoid confusing people. As such, "Casting Shadows" the fic might get renamed at some point when I start on the second arc.
Fridge Notes - updates occasionally, but I'm a terrible and disorganised person so I am just going to post as inspiration hits.
Harry Potter and the Heart of Gold - only updates when I'm seriously sleep-deprived. And that is all I shall say about that.
Harry Potter and the Internet Memes - open to prompts. Hint. Hint.
I Spy - I don't even know. I might add to it in the future.
Letters to Lily - very dormant. I might return to it in the future if I ever feel particularly inspired to.
Random Word IshiHime Prompts - one of my more frequently-updated fics, on the grounds that it's difficult to abandon what is essentially a random collection of one-shots.
Rukia and Renji's Fanfiction Adventures - I'm going to update this more often.
The Seireitei Communicaton Official Recipe Pullout - hasn't updated for a while, but I probably will at some point.
Somniloquy - will wrap up very very soon.
Storm in a Teapot - I haven't forgotten about this, and I'll be writing more soon. I just need to work out exactly what's going to happen because I only really have a vague sense of where it's going.
To Restore a Clan to its Former Glory - updating sporadically. Attempting to get inside Byakuya Kuchiki's head is something which takes a particular kind of crazy which materialises when you least expect it. Also, I have absolutely no idea where the plot is going, so this only really gets written when the story forces me into a collar and lead and drags me for a walk down the middle of the road, into a reservoir and through a few zoo enclosures. (THIS HAS BEEN A BIZARRE METAPHOR.)
For those who have asked, yes, I am writing an original novel, and no, you can't read it unless you break into my house and steal my external hard-drive (0/10 WOULD NOT recommend). If I ever get it finished and edited and I actually like the result, perhaps it'll eventually see the light of day. Until then, here's the Dead Drop synopsis:
"In the distant future, overpopulation has created such a strain on the world that resources have to be rationed and there are strict enforcements on population control. People with certain physical characteristics have been mysteriously disappearing off the street and rumours abound that the disappearances are part of a mass eugenics programme implemented by the tyrannical Regime to keep the overcrowded gene-pool manageable and desirable.
One day, a small group of kids happens to stumble across a dead drop purporting to be there for the purpose of recruiting people for a task. What is the dead drop for? What exactly is going on with the Regime?
And how will the kids cope when they realise that they're in completely over their heads?"
TL;DR Nerdy British girl with the attention span of a toddler and the mannerisms and behaviours to match.
Follow me on Twitter: @LoLoGreeneVines
Add me on Pottermore: MoonstoneNettle22 (but you can call me Pigfarts - everybody else does ever since I established myself as "that girl who regularly trolls the Great Hall and offers everyone RedVines.")
Now for my ramblings: take a deep breath, and, as the definitive Milky-Way handbook so wisely points out: DON'T PANIC.