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Joined 09-29-11, id: 3297985, Profile Updated: 05-31-15
Author has written 88 stories for Harry Potter, Sherlock, Hunger Games, Bleach, Digimon, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Haruhi Suzumiya series, Naruto, and World Ends With You.

Twenty-two-year old perpetually-bored autistic girl. (Even though I often come across more as a creepy child. I am neither of these things. Well, okay, I act like a five-year-old on occasion and I can be creepy if I really want to be...)

Bleach's Loly Aivirnne is my namesake, if you Anglicise her given name slightly differently. Of course, I would share a Christian name with a psychotic yandere. Thanks, Kubo.

A bit about me: I am socially-awkward penguin; I hate the texture of onions; my favourite colour (and word) is heliotrope; I sleep in a nest of about five squillion pillows and duvets; I'm an adorable shrinking violet if you don't know me well and a raging tsundere with a flair for sarcasm if you do; sitting normally in chairs is uncomfortable; and I've been utterly fascinated by insects since I was a toddler. Also, I've started (and dropped out of) two different university degrees (physics and psychology) because I have no idea what to do with my life, I work part-time as a shelf-elf at a supermarket, and in my spare time I read lots of novels, papers and news articles on various scientific subjects (quantum mechanics and astrophysics are my favourites but lots of things interest me), and video-game code I probably shouldn't be poking around in.

In terms of physical appearance, I'm very small, very pale, and I have very long, very dark hair.


Stuff:

Hogwarts house: Slytherin (Pottermore said so three times - I didn't believe it at first, I thought I was a Ravenclaw. I was wrong).

Patronus: Eevee (or a Fairy Penguin, if I have to choose a real animal).

Quidditch position: Seeker. I'm small, light and nimble.

Panem district: 3.

Gotei 13 squad: 5.

Zanpakuto: Something troll-ish which is nearly useless in shikai but would cause a lot of damage in bankai. Possibly involving the contrast of fire and ice, because my personality varies hugely depending on my mood and who I'm around at the time.

Digimon partner: Lopmon. Possibly with a twin Terriermon, if that's not too clichéd - the genki/reserved duality fits me well.

Divergent faction: Erudite.

Pokémon team: Lapras, Houndoom, Dragonite, Weavile, Jolteon, and Alakazam.

Artemis Fowl-type Fairy species: Pixie.


My top fandoms at the moment that you can expect the possibility of fanfiction for: Harry Potter (since 2000), Sherlock (since 2011), Doctor Who (since 2005), Artemis Fowl (since 2006), the Hunger Games (and just young adult dystopian novels in general) (since 2011), Nerdfighteria (DFTBA) (since 2011), Digimon (since 1999), Bleach (since 2012), Ouran High School Host Club (since 2013), Pokémon (since 1999), StarKid (since 2011, which was indeed a very good year for me), Kingdom Hearts (since 2015 BUT I'M NOT UP-TO-DATE YET SO DON'T SPOIL THINGS FOR ME), Axis Powers Hetalia (since 2013), Haruhi Suzumiya (since 2013), Black Butler (since 2014).

I basically write what I like. This usually means I stick to canon so rigidly there are no contradictions, only fanon added. Or, you know, I just throw canon so far out of the window it does a quick orbit of the globe and flies back in through the opposite wall. I don't do things by halves.

I get bored extremely quickly and have a tendency towards Attention Deficit Creator Disorder. Essentially, I write loads of stuff at once and flip between projects as the mood takes me. As such, nothing listed among my fics is dead. It's just mostly kind of comatose until I get inspiration and wake it up.

There is nothing I would love more than to find bizarro cracky prompts in my inbox. HINTHINT

If you come across any references to anything at all in my fics, rest assured that it was intentional.


Current fics in progress:

A Study In Crimson - will be updating regularly (if all goes according to plan) as the Games have begun.

Casting Shadows - The first (and so far, only) arc in a trilogy I have planned. Don't worry, I haven't forgotten about parts 2 and 3, I've just been busy with some other stuff. I'll get around to it eventually, and when I do, I'll probably keep them as one story to avoid confusing people. As such, "Casting Shadows" the fic might get renamed at some point when I start on the second arc.

Fridge Notes - updates occasionally, but I'm a terrible and disorganised person so I am just going to post as inspiration hits.

Harry Potter and the Heart of Gold - only updates when I'm seriously sleep-deprived. And that is all I shall say about that.

Harry Potter and the Internet Memes - open to prompts. Hint. Hint.

I Spy - I don't even know. I might add to it in the future.

Letters to Lily - very dormant. I might return to it in the future if I ever feel particularly inspired to.

Random Word IshiHime Prompts - one of my more frequently-updated fics, on the grounds that it's difficult to abandon what is essentially a random collection of one-shots.

Rukia and Renji's Fanfiction Adventures - I'm going to update this more often.

The Seireitei Communicaton Official Recipe Pullout - hasn't updated for a while, but I probably will at some point.

Somniloquy - will wrap up very very soon.

Storm in a Teapot - I haven't forgotten about this, and I'll be writing more soon. I just need to work out exactly what's going to happen because I only really have a vague sense of where it's going.

To Restore a Clan to its Former Glory - updating sporadically. Attempting to get inside Byakuya Kuchiki's head is something which takes a particular kind of crazy which materialises when you least expect it. Also, I have absolutely no idea where the plot is going, so this only really gets written when the story forces me into a collar and lead and drags me for a walk down the middle of the road, into a reservoir and through a few zoo enclosures. (THIS HAS BEEN A BIZARRE METAPHOR.)


For those who have asked, yes, I am writing an original novel, and no, you can't read it unless you break into my house and steal my external hard-drive (0/10 WOULD NOT recommend). If I ever get it finished and edited and I actually like the result, perhaps it'll eventually see the light of day. Until then, here's the Dead Drop synopsis:

"In the distant future, overpopulation has created such a strain on the world that resources have to be rationed and there are strict enforcements on population control. People with certain physical characteristics have been mysteriously disappearing off the street and rumours abound that the disappearances are part of a mass eugenics programme implemented by the tyrannical Regime to keep the overcrowded gene-pool manageable and desirable.

One day, a small group of kids happens to stumble across a dead drop purporting to be there for the purpose of recruiting people for a task. What is the dead drop for? What exactly is going on with the Regime?

And how will the kids cope when they realise that they're in completely over their heads?"


TL;DR Nerdy British girl with the attention span of a toddler and the mannerisms and behaviours to match.


Follow me on Twitter: @LoLoGreeneVines

Add me on Pottermore: MoonstoneNettle22 (but you can call me Pigfarts - everybody else does ever since I established myself as "that girl who regularly trolls the Great Hall and offers everyone RedVines.")


Now for my ramblings: take a deep breath, and, as the definitive Milky-Way handbook so wisely points out: DON'T PANIC.

Shiki by Amulet Misty reviews
It all started with a little shop called Shiki. [IshiHime] (Happy Birthday Lowri!)
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2015
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That Wasn't Punny reviews
Just a stupid drabble based on a certain event in chapter 670. It should go without saying, but this is spoilery.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14 - Byakuya K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Scion
The cave was both his gaol and his sanctuary. High-fantasy AU for IshiHime Week on Tumblr.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,757 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8 - [Uryuu I., Orihime I.] - Complete
Facebook Official reviews
An update on the social-networking site leaves Ichigo bewildered, Rukia curious, and several other people with a lot to talk about. Discussed IshiHime.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6 - [Orihime I., Uryuu I.] Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Fireheart reviews
The vase was cracked, and it was incomplete, but it was slowly getting there.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/13 - Takato M., Juri K./Jeri - Complete
Nomenclature reviews
Shiki and Neku have a conversation.
World Ends With You - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/25 - [Neku S., Shiki M.] - Complete
Of Catalysis and Entropy reviews
In which little Uryu's discovery of exactly what his father has been up to in the room he keeps locked at all times marks the beginning of the end.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/24 - Uryuu I., Ryuken I., K. Katagiri - Complete
Random Word IshiHime Prompts reviews
An assortment of fluffy IshiHime ficlets prompted by Wiktionary's "random entry" button. Not chronological or in any sort of order. Chapter 18: "Laconic" - Communicating something big doesn't necessarily take a lot of words.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,850 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/29/2015 - Published: 9/2/2014 - [Orihime I., Uryuu I.]
For Want of a King reviews
Neku and Joshua talk about chess, the new Conductor, and tigers. Post-game catching up between begrudging friends.
World Ends With You - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2015 - Neku S., Yoshiya K./Joshua - Complete
Nothing More reviews
In the immediate aftermath of the Deicide arc, Orihime Inoue can't sleep, and Uryu Ishida comes to a conclusion. Primarily emphasises the strength of their friendship, but there's a lot of one-sided shippiness.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2015 - Orihime I., Uryuu I. - Complete
Unfair reviews
He will not allow her to change his mind.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2015 - [Uryuu I., Orihime I.] - Complete
We'll Visit the Sun reviews
'Bazz-B watched as his friend returned his gaze to the sky and stared at the sun. "Perhaps one day we'll visit it and see if you're correct."' A short conversation between two friends.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2015 - Buzzbee, Haschwald - Complete
Shades of Green reviews
Guilmon and Jeri have a conversation about colours, and the difference between friendship and more-than-friendship.
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2015 - [Juri K./Jeri, Takato M.] Guilmon - Complete
His Mother's Boy reviews
Working through the agony of losing your wife is a lot more difficult when you're bombarded with constant reminders of her in everything your son does.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2015 - Uryuu I., Ryuken I. - Complete
Fridge Notes reviews
University AU. Ichigo, Rukia, Orihime, Uryu and Chad are living on the same floor of student accommodation. This is a collection of notes left on the communal refrigerator when the five can't speak in person. Warnings for utterly bizarre student hijinks and spoilers for everything ever. Various ship tease, but no actual couples. Don't read in public unless you want to be stared at.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 26,157 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 5/31/2015 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Ichigo K., Rukia K., Orihime I., Uryuu I.
An Illuminating Appointment reviews
A pregnant Masaki Kurosaki and her squeamish husband make an appointment with Ryuken Ishida to set Isshin's mind at ease. Snark, revelations and fluff ensue. Rated T for Isshin's fundamental need to make everything in life a zillion times more awkward.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2015 - [Masaki K., Isshin K.] Ryuken I. - Complete
Somniloquy reviews
In which Orihime and Uryu both sleep-talk. Set in the Soul Society arc.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Orihime I., Uryuu I. - Complete
Squad Four Guidelines for Fostering Good Inter-Division Relations reviews
Captain Unohana is fed up of the other divisions pushing her subordinates around, so she has published a polite list of guidelines for the Fourth Division detailing how best to deal with their patients and reduce inefficiency. Rated T for subtle horror.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/11/2015 - R. Unohana - Complete
Storm in a Teapot reviews
AU. After buying an old teapot from a woman at the market, Orihime Inoue finds herself the master of a sarcastic genie and learns that following the rules is difficult when you're not allowed to know what they are in the first place...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/9/2014 - Orihime I., Uryuu I.
Rukia and Renji's Fanfiction Adventures reviews
In which Rukia and Renji team up to write awful fanfiction pairing Ichigo with everybody according to a random-number generator. All Ichigo pairings will be lambasted, much brain bleach will be required, and many lols will (hopefully?) be had. Rated T for extreme crack pairings, questionable language, and things which may never be un-read. Don't say you weren't warned.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Ichigo K., Rukia K., Renji A.
Sleepover reviews
Uryu blinked, as though he couldn't quite believe what he was hearing. "Friends?" He enunciated the word slowly, rolling it around his mouth like it was some exotic new dish he was tasting for the first time. After a few seconds, he smiled at her. "Yes. I think I'd like that." Set during the Soul-Society arc. Very subtle unrequited shippiness, but basically a friendship fic.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,812 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/19/2014 - Orihime I., Uryuu I. - Complete
Serein reviews
"If I were rain, That joins sky and earth that otherwise never touch, Could I join two hearts as well?" Orihime Inoue and Uryu Ishida discover that they share a common viewpoint.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Orihime I., Uryuu I. - Complete
Self-Defence reviews
Orihime Inoue demonstrates to Uryu Ishida precisely why he doesn't need to be worried about her walking home alone. Unrequited IshiHime. Moderate violence, played for laughs.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/19/2014 - Orihime I., Uryuu I. - Complete
Solace reviews
"The pain was receding, slowly, slowly, and he watched in astonishment as his arm grew longer, millimetre by millimetre, as shards of bone, strands of lean, sinewy muscle and flakes of paper-white skin knitted themselves together, his stump of a wrist gradually lengthening as it reformed the shape of a slender hand beneath the soft golden glow of Orihime's barrier."
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Orihime I., Uryuu I. - Complete
An Act of Protection reviews
After Uryu is attacked and hospitalised, Ryuken decides to go against his son's wishes and contact Orihime Inoue in order to share his concerns. Fullbring arc missing moment.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Orihime I., Uryuu I., Ryuken I. - Complete
What's in a Nickname? reviews
In which Kakashi Hatake gets a promotion, and Obito Uchiha gets an embarrassingly cute nickname.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Kakashi H., Rin, Obito U. - Complete
Waiting for Hikoboshi reviews
In which Vega needs a bit of help finding Altair. A short fic for Tanabata.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Orihime I., Uryuu I. - Complete
Sneak Attack reviews
"If he didn't know any better, Uryu would have suspected that Orihime was trying to kill him."
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/25/2014 - [Orihime I., Uryuu I.] - Complete
Sandstorm reviews
"Returning from Hueco Mundo without Orihime had been the most difficult thing Uryu had ever done." A 'sugar-free IshiHime' challenge from a friend, and possibly the angstiest thing I have ever written.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Orihime I., Uryuu I., Tatsuki A. - Complete
Dress Code reviews
A kinkmeme fill. Prompt: Uryu Ishida has become Vandenreich leader and enforces some new changes... namely on the outfits. All women shall wear miniskirts and the men shall have better capes and buttons. Plot-bunny credit to the Anon who came up with the prompt.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Uryuu I., Vandenreich - Complete
The Five Minutes of Haruhi Suzumiya reviews
"Why did I think that asking her out would be a good idea, again? This had to be a record. How embarrassing."
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2014 - Haruhi S., Taniguchi - Complete
First Impressions reviews
Looking back, Uryu would wonder how he could ever have found her to be annoying.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,629 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 4/11/2014 - Orihime I., Uryuu I. - Complete
Change of Heart, Change of Mind reviews
Byakuya Kuchiki REALLY thinks that Jushiro Ukitake should make Rukia his Lieutenant. Set during the time-skip.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Rukia K., Byakuya K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Watching reviews
After Orihime is kidnapped, Sora Inoue offers his little sister some comfort, advice and updates on the status of her friends, both in their rescue attempt and in general, and shares some concerns.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Orihime I., Sora I. - Complete
Five Times Uryu Ishida Didn't Tell the Truth reviews
And one time he couldn't.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Orihime I., Uryuu I. - Complete
Serial Escalation reviews
It had all started so simply. A series of semi-light-hearted dares had the UK and America competing for bragging rights... until America went overboard and demanded the impossible.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2014 - England/Britain, America, France - Complete
On the Subject of Scottish Independence reviews
Ahead of a looming referendum on Scottish independence, England meets with his brothers Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland to discuss potential terms. It was never going to end well. Rated T for a sheep quip and one particularly choice phrase in Welsh.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/27/2014 - England/Britain, Scotland, Wales, OC - Complete
Calumonball reviews
In which Calumon finds a reluctant playmate lurking in a tunnel underneath Shinjuku.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Impmon, Culumon/Calumon - Complete
Hypocrisy reviews
Chad may not say much, but he sees a great deal, and he knows when his friends are being self-destructive. There are some truths Uryu would rather not hear. As usual, all love is unrequited. Mildly angsty.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18/2014 - Ichigo K., Orihime I., Chad/Y. Sado, Uryuu I. - Complete
A Disappointing Cliché reviews
Ryuken ruminates in his office after Uryu leaves for Hueco Mundo with Ichigo and Chad to rescue Orihime. A short missing moment.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Orihime I., Uryuu I., Ryuken I. - Complete
The Mortuary of Fear reviews
Mantarou Takaishi had everything he had ever wanted; a wonderful wife, an excellent job, good social standing... and fifty-seven mysteriously healthy corpses in the Karakura Hospital mortuary waiting to be autopsied. The end of his shift couldn't come quickly enough.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Isshin K., Ryuken I., OC - Complete
A Study in Crimson reviews
Twenty-five years after a failed uprising the Sherlock characters find themselves reaped into the hundredth annual Hunger Games. However, all is not quite as it seems...
Crossover - Hunger Games & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,796 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Everything's Fine reviews
Every evening at seven o'clock on the dot, like clockwork, Masaki bursts into Ryuken's bedroom and challenges him to a race to the dining room. What could possibly have disrupted her routine this evening?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Masaki K., Ryuken I., K. Katagiri - Complete
Aware reviews
In which Ichigo Kurosaki ponders Orihime Inoue's romantic feelings for him, his own more brotherly feelings towards her and Uryu Ishida's rather less brotherly feelings for her. In short, All Love is Unrequited, and endgame is not a thing that exists.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Ichigo K., Orihime I., Uryuu I. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors reviews
Just what WERE Bambietta and that Vandenreich soldier doing in her room before she cut him in half?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Bambietta B. - Complete
The Great Gun Debate reviews
In which the US and UK come to an agreement (after a fashion), but the agreement isn't the sort that anybody would ever have expected.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2014 - England/Britain, America - Complete
(Un)Fit for a Princess reviews
Marechiyo Omaeda learns of the existence of Orihime Inoue and decides that she would make a suitable wife. Nobody is convinced.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2014 - Orihime I., M. Ōmaeda - Complete
Blossom reviews
Momo comes across Izuru when he is attempting to write haiku. Fluff ensues.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2014 - I. Kira, M. Hinamori - Complete
Found reviews
"Ever since she had been a child, Orihime had been utterly fascinated by The String." A random-trope one-shot challenge I set myself for Christmas.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,566 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Ichigo K., Orihime I., Uryuu I., Sora I. - Complete
To Break a Brain reviews
Yolei Inoue does not have a crush on Ken Ichijouji. Nope. Definitely not.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Ken I., Miyako I./Yolei] - Complete
I Reject Your Reality reviews
Orihime attempts to work out the true nature of her unusual powers with the help of her friends, and eventually comes to a startling conclusion.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Orihime I. - Complete
Catching Up reviews
Two months after the birth of Uryu, Masaki Kurosaki invites herself, Isshin and the destructive toddler Ichigo over to the Ishidas' house to catch up. It was never going to end well...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I., Masaki K., Ryuken I. - Complete
Possessed Sheep reviews
In which Masaki Kurosaki and Kanae Katagiri sew a duvet cover together, and Ryuken Ishida (possibly) realises that his mother is an idiot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2013 - [Ryuken I., K. Katagiri] Masaki K. - Complete
As the Parallels Diverge reviews
Severus Snape and Uryu Ishida reflect on Lily Evans and Orihime Inoue respectively. A short experimental analysis on the similarities and differences in the relationships between them.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Lily Evans P., Severus S., Orihime I., Uryuu I. - Complete
Lemon reviews
Orihime Inoue manages to come up with a suitable metaphor for the existence of Uryu Ishida. For the sake of clarification, this story is NOT a lemon.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Orihime I., Uryuu I. - Complete
Sodium Hypochlorite, or To Restore a Clan to its Former Glory reviews
Convinced that Ichigo and Rukia are to be imminently engaged, Byakuya enlists Renji's help to quickly propel Ichigo's family, the Shibas, back to their old status as one of the Soul Society's five noble families. Naturally, much embarrassment, hilarity and misunderstanding ensues.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,673 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Byakuya K.
New Years at Italy's reviews
The United Kingdom attends a New Years party in the Italian Alps, and soon wishes he hadn't. One word: fireworks. Based on a true story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/1/2013 - N. Italy, Germany, England/Britain, America - Complete
I Do Believe in Fairies reviews
Crack prompt: "Inspector Lestrade, the town drunk, was also a fairy." After a disastrous holiday with his wife, Greg Lestrade drinks a lot of alcohol on an aeroplane and annoys a lot of people.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/31/2013 - DI Lestrade - Complete
Understanding and Misunderstanding reviews
Having been best friends with Orihime for years, Tatsuki has come to understand the concept of hidden depths very well. Chizuru, not so much. Ambiguous maybe-one-sided IshiHime. Also perhaps ambiguous one-sided IchiHime, depending on how you interpret it. Definitely no ChizuHime, however Chizuru sees it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Orihime I., Uryuu I., Tatsuki A., Chizuru H. - Complete
Misadventures of a Compressed-Air Horn reviews
In which Keigo Asano has a new toy, and everybody else is thoroughly irritated.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Keigo A., Mizuiro K. - Complete
The Student reviews
Somebody needs to show Ichigo Kurosaki the Quincy ropes, and it just so happens that the only person up for the job is Uryu Ishida. Neither party is particularly thrilled about this. AU crackfic.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
Reading Between the Lines of the Wrong Book reviews
Orihime notices. Of course, that doesn't necessarily mean that she understands...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Orihime I., Uryuu I. - Complete
Casting Shadows reviews
Four years after the defeat of BelialVamdemon, Davis proposes a group trip to the Digital World for the younger Digi-Destined. However, several old enemies are scheming, and after one of them puts their plan into motion the teenagers find themselves dragged into a complex game of gambit roulette designed to achieve the highest Digivolution and seize control of the Digital World.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,646 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Hikari Y./Kari K., Takeru T./TK - Complete
I Spy reviews
Mayuri Kurotsuchi is bored, and decides to stave off his boredom by remotely screwing with his favourite unwitting test-subject.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,903 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Orihime I., Uryuu I., Mayuri K., Nemu K.
Please Shoot the Messenger reviews
It is Lily's fifteenth birthday and Snape has a present to give her. However, there is an obstacle between the gift and its intended recipient - James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/25/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
The Seireitei Communication Official Recipe Pullout reviews
Shuuhei Hisagi has agreed to give Rangiku Matsumoto and Orihime Inoue a column in Seireitei Communication Magazine. Surely this can't go wrong?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Orihime I., Shuuhei H., R. Matsumoto - Complete
Little Blue Flowers reviews
Orihime Inoue walks in on Uryu Ishida working on a sewing project one lunchtime. Fluff ensues.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Orihime I., Uryuu I. - Complete
Five Times Rangiku Matsumoto Failed to Get Her Captain Drunk reviews
Rangiku is determined to get Toshiro drunk, but outwitting her own Captain might be more difficult than she realises...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,005 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
To Converse with One in Slumber reviews
Sometimes the best thing to do when Ichigo is around is to pretend to be asleep.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Heart of Gold reviews
In which Katniss Everdeen eats some bread, Commander Up takes a bubble bath, Sherlock Holmes makes a brilliant deduction and Zaphod Beeblebrox is the Doctor. Flames will be used to toast Zaphod's crumpets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
If the Glove Doesn't Fit, You'll Grow Into It reviews
An eleven-year-old Peter Pettigrew is about to be sorted, and the Hat makes an unusual decision.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Peter P. - Complete
The Final Thoughts of Severus Snape reviews
Severus Snape has died. There is just one thing he must do before he moves On...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Remember My First reviews
Petunia is jealous that Lily has been accepted at Hogwarts and she hasn't, so she writes to Dumbledore pleading for a place.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Petunia D., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Internet Memes reviews
In which Harry finds himself in a variety of amusing, puzzling and just downright bizarre situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Dealing With Sherlock reviews
Or "5 Times John Watson Wasn't a Complete Idiot, and 1 Time He Was". John is usually very good at dealing with Sherlock's peculiarities.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,586 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Obviousness and Spectacular Ignorance reviews
In which Sherlock can't guess John's password, even when John tells him what it is.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Chekhov's Gun reviews
At some point after Reichenbach John receives some cryptic texts from an unknown number. What do they mean, and what are the implications?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2012 - John W. - Complete
Letters To Lily reviews
After the Potters' murders, Snape decides to keep a diary comprising of a series of letters to Lily up until the day he dies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,250 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Out of the Fire reviews
What would happen if Team StarKid's characters from AVPM and AVPS were put into a canon setting of one of the books? Well, I imagine it would end up as something like this. If you are a fan of A Very Potter Musical/Sequel, this is for YOU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Ginny the Thief reviews
Six-year-old Ginny steals the family broomsticks first thing in the morning and teaches herself how to fly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Ginny W. - Complete
When Hagrid Met Fang reviews
When Hagrid is going to see Aragog one day he comes across a group of boys in the Forbidden Forest picking on a puppy and rescues it. Rated T for implied cruelty to animals.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Rubeus H., Fang - Complete
Amortentia reviews
In their fifth-year, Lily comes across Snape brewing Amortentia for money in the Room of Requirement and accidentally drinks some, with disastrous and amusing consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Fire At Sea reviews
Dr. Granger witnesses an explosion out to sea and goes to investigate. A plot idea JKR originally intended to be the first chapter of Philosopher's Stone, but quickly changed as it didn't tie in with the plot for the rest of the series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Dr. Granger, Hermione G. - Complete
At Least Hermione Knows What She's Talking About reviews
Missing moment set just before the Yule Ball in Goblet of Fire. Hermione gives Ginny some much-needed Harry advice and helps to get her a date to the Ball. Ties in with the canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Ginny W., Hermione G. - Complete
Arachnophobia reviews
Ron has borrowed Fred's toy broom against the latter's wishes and broken it. A drabble telling the story of exactly how Ron developed his arachnophobia.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Fred W., Ron W. - Complete
Bella's Buns reviews
Crackfic, pure and simple. Another poorly-written one-shot, in which Bellatrix Lestrange resigns as a Death Eater and opens a bakery in Hogsmeade. Don't expect a groundbreaking piece of prose, this is incoherent nonsense. You have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Patronus reviews
The seventh year Defence Against the Dark Arts class learn how to conjure Patronuses, resulting in a very awkward situation for Snape. Marauder's era missing moment.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Howler reviews
James Potter and Fred Weasley have pulled their latest prank, but this one is fairly serious and Filch has caught James and written to the Potters. How will they react? Rated T for very mild swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/24/2011 - James S. P., Fred W. II - Complete
The Final Experiment Of Selene Marina Lovegood reviews
Luna's mother is attempting her greatest experiment yet, but it ends in disaster.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Mrs. Lovegood, Luna L. - Complete