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PROMPTS- I may eventually write them, but perhaps not, so I write them down NOTE: It doesn't have to be exactly the same as the prompt. PM me or email me if you write this or anything similar at KingTentenofPandaland@gmail.com

1. Naruto Uzumaki lived with his abusive foster father, Mizuki, until age sixteen, when he dropped out of school and disappeared. Now he works at Ichiraku's, a coffee shop, cheering up all patrons (simultaneously annoying many of them) and earning minimum wage. Sasuke Uchiha, student, wants against his will to know more about the full-time employee only his age who seems so happy all the time. To any interested, the key word is seems. Sasuke/Naruto friendship or romantic- you choose.

2. When Hinata comes home from her job to her father’s house for her first family reunion, she is dumbfounded to find that her (drunken, recently-rejected-by-longtime-infatuation-Naruto) one night stand is her estranged cousin, Neji. Now, she must struggle to maintain a healthy, cousinly relationship with Neji and tear down all previous notions of him. Could be NejiHina romantic or NejiHina friendship.

3. As Jiraiya, a famous erotic author, writes his memoir, he realizes that maybe he didn't know quite what was going on in his adoptive home, his best friend and all-but-blood brother, Orochimaru, and his crush, Tsunade. And that maybe his teacher Mr. Sarutobi knew more that he was saying. As his memoir becomes more and more a diary of secrets he should have known, should have noticed, Jiraiya wonders what he could have done. And what he could maybe, just maybe, still do.

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Adventures in Babysitting by nochick-fics reviews
Sixteen-year-old Roy Mustang has his work cut out for him when he takes a job babysitting the well-known and much-feared local hellions, otherwise known as the Elric brothers.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 104,912 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 8/27 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Roy M., Edward E.
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 142,550 - Reviews: 3073 - Favs: 5,117 - Follows: 5,318 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Rise of the Uchiha by AlphaEph19 reviews
One decision can change the world, but it's not as easy to change it back again. To his shame, Itachi saves his brother at the cost of losing his village. Now the shinobi of Konoha are enslaved or scattered, hearts full of vengeance but bereft of hope. As for Naruto, he is finally acknowledged... by Madara. When the battle lines are drawn, how will he know where to stand?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 368,310 - Reviews: 1370 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Tis Femina by Sythe reviews
Naruto had gone to his last battle with Madara fully prepared to die with his enemy. He did not think he'd be manipulated by old toad sages and thrown to the far past. He did not expect to wake up in the Senju clan compound either.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 185,964 - Reviews: 1738 - Favs: 3,127 - Follows: 3,011 - Updated: 9/6/2015 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Naruto U., Hashirama S., Madara U., Tobirama S.
Against the Moon by Stoplight Delight reviews
The odds were stacked against him: a child from a blended home with no friends, no social skills to speak of, and a terrible secret. Yet slowly Remus Lupin began to realize there was a place for him in the world, if he could find the courage to claim it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 105 - Words: 660,465 - Reviews: 3218 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 308,130 - Reviews: 4540 - Favs: 7,073 - Follows: 3,056 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
Blood Sings by Fireun Feather reviews
For Namikaze Minato, Yondaime Hokage, the day started out like any other. But then Jiraiya walked into his office with a teen that could have been Minato's clone and that bore the name of his vanished lover. His day just got very, very interesting. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 127,068 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 4,040 - Follows: 4,286 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 8361 - Favs: 5,395 - Follows: 3,175 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
When Balance Fails by AlphaEph19 reviews
AU. It has been eight years since the Avatar fell against Fire Lord Ozai. The Empire rules the known world, yet some still dream of freedom. Prince Zuko, although restored to his status in the Fire Nation, vows to destroy his father, while Sokka fights to rekindle the Resistance. New factions rise, old loyalties fade, and nothing is what it seems. Zuko/Mai, Sokka/Toph
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,888 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Zuko, Sokka
From His Excerpts by Phoenyxx reviews
Kakashi Hatake and his excerpts of the wizarding world. Hogwarts, ministry politics, Mangekyou Sharingan and...sparking school spirit? "Don't take me as alien! I know your politics." The wizards shared a look. "Alien as foreigner. Here. The-saurus says."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,962 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 1,740 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Kakashi H.
The Snow Wife (Yuki Onna) by StarTrekFanWriter reviews
Sometimes you find family in the most unexpected places. A Loki & Darcy Lewis love story...sorta. Female!Loki/Official Japanese Character...sorta. COMPLETE
Thor - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,670 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Mixed With the Lightning of Slaughter by Dayadhvam reviews
He keeps dreaming of a future gone to hell, but it's irrational to imagine that his visions would actually happen, right? Or so Sasuke thinks… but there are too many coincidences that prevent him from dismissing his dreams as mere illusions. Timetravel. (A/N: under revision.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,477 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
L Lawliet and the Prisoner of Azkaban by Pryotra reviews
Fudge really should have been more careful when he asked the Prime Minster of England to air news about Sirius Black. After all, you never know whose attention you're going to attract.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,338 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P., L
Sparkle by Ne Quittez Pas reviews
Everyone knows the great detective L only takes cases he's interested in, cases with multiple victims... so why is he investigating a graffiti artist in Tokyo? LxLight
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,391 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 9/16/2010 - L, Light Y.
In His Shoes by AvocadoLove reviews
In order to fully understand a man, you must first walk a mile in his shoes. Sokka and Zuko are going to find that out the hard way.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,987 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Dogtags by TwinTrouble reviews
Pet: n. 1. A fit of bad temper or pique. 2. An animal kept for amusement or companionship. 3. Uzumaki Naruto, host of Kyuubi no Kitsune.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,950 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Caught in the Whirlpool by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, follows "Let's Go Safari!". Kushina planned on returning to the Land of Whirlpools after she married if she ever returned , but life doesn't always go as planned... But it can't get any worse, right? Read, review, and enjoy!
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,086 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011
Let's Go Safari! by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, short story, follows "Shadow and Ash". Naruto travels to the fabled Safari Zone, only to find it closed! Who's the guy in the orange glasses? And a mysterious thief is lurking in the park... Read, review, and enjoy!
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,046 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Complete
One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 3,312 - Follows: 1,159 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Shadow and Ash by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, follows "Surf's Up!", warning: sad. Naruto always dreamed of having awesome adventures on his pokemon journey, but he never imagined this...
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,285 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Complete
Will of Foxfire by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, no bijuu, follows "Fox Moon". Naruto has secrets and Sasuke wants to please his father. Oh, and there's Orochimaru, plotting Kitsune, unfortunate werewolves, assorted demons, mysterious elders, simmering tensions, attempted murder, unhappy mothers...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 61 - Words: 258,323 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki by LinzRW reviews
A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 218,553 - Reviews: 2695 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Honorable Son by Destined for Normalcy reviews
In 1941, the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor and Sasuke's peaceful American life ruined. Soon after this historical day, Executive order 9066 is signed, and the Uchiha family is sent to the internment camp Topaz. There he meets Uzumaki Naruto. Narusasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,657 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Ugh by twiztedchild16 reviews
AU- Therapy. Pssh, they didn't need therapy. They were all just fine, thank you very much... Too bad they really have no choice in the matter.- Lots of main characters
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 79,969 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Sai, Itachi U.
Man of Dreams by ckret2 reviews
Hashirama put his highest hopes, dreams, and delusions into Konoha's creation. One was that, maybe, Madara didn't really hate him. Another was that, maybe, he didn't really love Madara. From Konoha's birth to the First Hokage's death. Onesided HashiMada.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,690 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
The Taming of the Land of Big Comfy Beds by ckret2 reviews
If you were to ask Hashirama how he felt, he'd say he was happy. If you were to ask Madara, he'd say his feet were cold and Hashirama's head was cutting off circulation to his arm. But on the other hand, it was a nice bed. HashiMada. Pure fluff. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
To Be a Vessel by The Dragon Mage reviews
We were given the bare essential's of the Shodaime's wife; Mito, a jinchuuriki, a comfort to the young, frightened Kushina. But what else might she have been? The story of a secret of Konoha's founding. Hashirama/Madara, Tobirama/Mito
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,100 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Tobirama S., Hashirama S. - Complete
Assimilation by TarantellaEarth reviews
There was no such thing as wanting to become one with Mother Russia. After Russia declared his romantic interest, though, China was secretly finding him tolerable. Somewhat. And then somewhat more. RoChu.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,734 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Russia, China
Leave the Light On by Ne Quittez Pas reviews
Light had dealt with admirers before, but nothing like this. Between an unknown stalker and a mass-murderer with a God complex, it's unlikely that Light will ever sleep again... unless an insomniac detective can help him put a stop to both. LightxL dark
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 71,327 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Ascendant by Samurai101 reviews
Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,202 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 1,859 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Garden That Wasn't by Surrender reviews
Crowley and Aziraphale have barely had time to relax and enjoy their success in preventing the Apocalypse when another pressing matter makes itself known. The Garden of Eden has returned to Earth, but not in the form they expected. Now edited.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,281 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 10/4/2007 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale
Fox Girl by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, pre-Naruto, one-shot. Sort of inspired by Naruto 499, but not really spoiler-y. Minato was only a genin, but one day he'd be Hokage. Kushina fully intended to help him...after she gave him a nosebleed. Read, review, and enjoy! :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14827 - Favs: 8,119 - Follows: 6,124 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Surf's Up! by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, crossover, falls after "Gold and Silver". Kushina travels with the professor to a foreign conference and has something of an adventure... Read, review, and enjoy!
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,022 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Kushina U. - Complete
Gold and Silver by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, crossover, follows several months after "Freaky Foxes". Naruto journeys to Demon Country and finds that the fact that it has no gyms is the least of his problems... Read, review, and enjoy!
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,592 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Complete
The Good Faun by StarTrekFanWriter reviews
Fauns in Roman Mythology are known for...well...ahem. I don't think Mr. Tumnus is any different -- but I do think he is innocent, and good...in his own Faunish way. Eventual Tumnus/Lucy. No ped., no incest
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,978 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Tumnus, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Sins of the Mother by Icarus Defiled reviews
Iruka and how time repeats itself.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Iruka U.
Scarlet and Black by Vathara reviews
Zuko lost much more than an Agni Kai... AU tag to episode 2.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 291 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Rain Brings Rainbows by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, crossover, one-shot, falls between "Guardian of the Sea" and "A Wild Tomboy Appeared!". Minato starts off on his pokemon journey, but his first few steps are...rocky. Read, review, and enjoy!
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Ho-Oh/Houou, Minato N. - Complete
Freaky Foxes by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, crossover/fusion, follows "Forest of Death". Naruto heads home to celebrate his birthday, but...what is going on in town, whatis out in the woods, and - most importantly - who will make it to his party? Read, review, and enjoy!
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,040 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Guardian of the Sea by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, one-shot, takes place before "A Wild Tomboy Appeared!". Young Kushina hears a mysterious song coming from the sea, and goes to investigate... Read, review, and enjoy!
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Lugia, Kushina U. - Complete
A Konohan Christmas by WhyMustIWrite reviews
Christmas always brings a boom of mission requests to Konoha. Overworked paperwork ninja scramble to accommodate the added burden, and elite jounin are forced to take up unusual roles.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,574 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Scarecrow Boy by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, crossover, pre-Naruto, one-shot, falls between "Gone Fishin'" and "Shiny Demon". Kakashi encounters a trainer he feels will help him advance, but then...he meets HER. Read, review, and enjoy!
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Forest of Death by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, short story, follows "Falling Down". Naruto heads to Senju City and the next gym. Tsunade gambles. Minato investigates. And mysterious criminals gather in the Forest of Death... Read, review, and enjoy!
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,801 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Seal Shatter by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU/AR, mid-Chuunin Exams on. Orochimaru fails to seal the Kyuubi's chakra in the Forest of Death. Naruto interferes with Sasuke's curse mark. And what's wrong with the Hokage? Read and review, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 125,834 - Reviews: 2203 - Favs: 3,681 - Follows: 1,505 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U. - Complete
Gone Fishin' by Quill of Molliemon reviews
Crossover, AU. Collection of shorts that follows "A Wild Tomboy Appeared!". Young Minato, Young Kushina, and a fishing pole... Fish Tail 3: Here There be Dragons. Read, review, and enjoy!
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,439 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Minato N. - Complete
Falling Down by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, crossover, short-ish story; follows "Ditto!". Naruto suffers an accident. Minato has an encounter that leads to a shocking discovery. And one of Kushina's fears is about to come to pass... COMPLETE
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,571 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ditto! by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, crossover, three-shot; follows "Soothe the Savage". Naruto reaches Shinobi Town where his first gym awaits. But will he triumph or fail? ...And what the heck is the gym leader reading!
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,628 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Wild Tomboy Appeared! by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, crossover, one-shot. Takes place decades before "Shiny Demon". Young Minato thought that seeing a real live kabuto was his greatest encounter that day... He was wrong.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Minato N. - Complete
Soothe the Savage by Quill of Molliemon reviews
Follows "Shiny Demon". Naruto/Pokemon crossover. One-shot. Demon is one mean little fire fox...is there anything that can tame it?
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Shiny Demon by Quill of Molliemon reviews
He was going to be great someday. He'd be successful and get on TV! ...He just hoped that all happened before the little furball decided to burn his face off. ONE-SHOT. Obviously AU.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
It's Just a Game by Bloodshot Eyes reviews
It's 2016 & Light is bored to death. Ryuk offers him the Death Note, a program that lets him wreak havoc anonymously in a virtual world. L pursues this Kira, but when real people start dying, the line between fantasy and reality blurs beyond recognition.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,270 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008 - L, Light Y.
A Slice of Dreams by Shaitanah reviews
‘He wants to possess Hashirama’s thoughts as much as Hashirama possesses his.’ Snippets of the Founders’ life on and off Konoha construction site. Madara/Hashirama
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,622 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Madara U. - Complete
The Queen of Make Believe by ckret2 reviews
Nurse Joy and Fisherman Don think Mary Sue is a very creative girl. So she's a princess, her father's a Pokémon, and over half of her team is legendary? Sure. Unfortunately, her presence is about to wreak havoc in Lavender Town's Pokémon Center. Oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,723 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Nurse Joy, Mewtwo - Complete
Heart of the Fox by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, pre-Naruto-ish, one-shot. What if the Kyuubi never threatened Konoha on that fated October night? What if the Kyuubi was not what it seemed? Read and review, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 65 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
Meet the Maker by Shaitanah reviews
Sometimes if you want something to happen, all you have to do is ask. Sasuke meets the ultimate force. Don’t be fooled: it is a tragic story of a man who is not in control of his life. Vaguely implied SasuNaru Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The Tale of Nejipunzel by TenTailedBunnyDemon reviews
This is the most INSANE thing I have ever written....Neji is a princess and Hinata is Queen of Darkness and imprisons him and Tenten comes to his rescue! NejiTen and a little bit of NaruHina at the end. XD
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Under the Snake's Skin by ckret2 reviews
Ever since he was a little boy, Orochimaru felt different, and it showed. Called many names by many people, most unpleasant, the one he most longed to hear was girl. Unfortunately, he'd rather die than let anyone know, and this tore her apart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,032 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Orochimaru, Hiruzen S.
Butterfly Wings by Bjorn reviews
Years before Uzumaki Naruto was born, one Namikaze Minato convinced one Orochimaru to stay in Konoha. The world changed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,910 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Orochimaru
The Nature of the Beast by Hardcore Heathen reviews
The story of the Kyuubi's fall, betrayal, and sealing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Minato N. - Complete
Recycle by NoNoWriter reviews
They promised to start over, no matter how long it'd take. But Sasuke's timing in reincarnation is a bit off and Naruto, being the irrational person he is, gets into loads of trouble because of it. AU. Insane pedo!Naruto I suppose.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,037 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ten Ways to Die by H.E. Gray reviews
The Academy textbook says that a ninja is proud to die for their country. This is rarely the truth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 97 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
A Study of Prodigies by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka is known among teachers for being able to spot a prodigy without ever having seen them fight, and everyone has their own theories on how he does it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 82 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Iruka U. - Complete
Early Bird Gets What? by crinklescofftrip reviews
Itachi gets up every morning to try and make himself more attractive than he already is. Kisame thinks that this is vanity. Itachi has other reasons...Onesided KisaIta YOAI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,749 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/24/2005 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Itachi U.