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Joined 09-30-11, id: 3299897, Profile Updated: 12-28-13
Author has written 58 stories for Psych, and House, M.D..

Howdy!

I visited fanfiction.net for years before joining in late 2011. I was ridiculously driven to post a psych fanfic (Lassiet, of course, because we need more Lassiet) because of a wonderful one I read by another author (The Year Under by Bialy, soooo good). Since then I've gone nuts, I admit.

If you like Lassiets (and Karltons), do not miss the stories by Lawson227, who is unmatchable. Period. Other marvelous Lassiets have been offered up by AlyshebaFan1 and Dragonmactir, but they're not the only ones in our little club of rebels.

I chose my screen name because loafing is what I do best, or would do most if I could get paid for it; I'm a full-out grownup with a job and bills and everything, and I live in the Southern Midwest as well as in my head (where it is usually dark and cluttered).


Now a lot of boring stuff.

10/14/13 – 12/16/13 NOTES

1) I do NOT leave unsigned reviews unless I know you very well. If you get a comment on your story from a Loafer who is not signed in, it's NOT ME.

2) I do not leave negative/nasty reviews. See #1.

3) This is a fanfiction site. I respect the rights of any author here to post any story with any pairing. I do not attack them for writing FICTION about FICTIONAL people.

4) Despite the claims of "WarriorOfShawn" (formerly "ShawnIsAwesome" and “ShawnDefender” and originally "LassietHater" and who also has an account under "FanOfSquirrels"), I have never sent anyone a nasty PM, ever. The only message I ever sent to her was after she reported my "Open Letter" (about her activities), and it said in entirety, "I'm surprised it took you so long." I still have that email. She never PMed me prior to my blocking her. She has only insulted me and other writers, repeatedly, as part of her campaign to harass anyone who writes non-canon, non-Shules stories, particularly Lassiet stories which show Shawn the way he is on the series (that is, amusing and intelligent but also a narcissistic liar who takes advantage of his friends).

5) Regrettably, because of this “person” who leaves insults and the occasional psychotic remark in her comments, I block anonymous reviews (and do not read them either). I appreciate VERY MUCH those of you anons who have left me positive or thoughtful & reasonable comments over the years (even when they're against the story), but this troll has made it impossible for the rest of you to get through.

5A) In each of my stories I am very careful to keep Shawn in character as he is portrayed in the series.
5B) My summaries always indicate the pairing.
5C) IF YOU DON'T LIKE LASSIET, DON'T READ LASSIET. Duh?

6) There was a complaint that Lawson227 & AlyshebaFan1 and I have Lassiter refer to Shawn as "asshat" in our stories. Well, here's the thing. Lawson227’s research proved that not only did we get the word from the series (as spoken by Lassiter about Shawn & Gus), but that it was in "This Episode Sucks," which was directed and co-written by James Roday himself. So... yeah. If James Roday was okay with having Lassiter call Shawn "asshat," then I believe that's pretty much the final word.

7) The troll, who accuses us of bullying because we portray Shawn the same way he is shown on screen, has actually behaved more badly and attacked more innocent parties than is even remotely defensible. She has posed as us to leave nastygrams for other writers, she has quoted HERSELF in a blog (claiming we made the comments in question), she has taken our remarks out of context solely to upset others, she has deleted comments on her blog which called her out on her lies, and—because this bears repeating—she has gone out of her way to attack and hurt people who don’t even write Lassiets. That, in the opinion of the many people here who have witnessed her behavior, makes her the only bully on the site.

8) Finally, there is this. I’m done with her bizarre obsession. Write the lie-blog, dear. Believe the lies you tell. Do what you have to do. I’m not playing anymore. I’m not reading the lie-blog again and I’m not changing what I write or how I write it. My stories and my comments on this site defend my character, just as your "stories" and your comments clearly establish your character as that of a delusional, mean-spirited, lying bully.

Cheers—and happy writing—to everyone.

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Depth Over Distance by damalur reviews
A requited love story about duty, diners, the Freeway Series, and grace under all kinds of fire.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,732 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 3/28 - [Juliet oH., Carlton L.]
Nuclear Canons by catlover5040 reviews
Irritated by a recent review that suggested that I *can't* write whatever the heck I want, I had to write this little thingy. CRACK-FIC.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/31 - Shawn S., Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Introduction by Kkarrie reviews
She was the first person he called. Tag to "Shawn and Gus Truck Things Up".
Psych - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/30 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
The Final Goodbye by Lawson227 reviews
Juliet has one final goodbye to say. A tag to 1967: A Psych Odyssey. Spoiler warnings apply.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/1 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Better Bonding Through Ammunition by damalur reviews
It was a purely professional affiliation, you understand. - Denial in the key of Lassiter/O'Hara.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/15 - [Juliet oH., Carlton L.] Shawn S., K. Vick
A Trope For All Seasons by Lawson227 reviews
In discussing a common literature trope, long-held secrets—and regrets—come to light. Imagined scenes, set within canon of S6, through "Let's Du-Wop It Again." Shules exists, Carlowe exists, alludes to Lassiet. A slight reworking of an old story.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,798 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/18/2013 - [Carlton L., Juliet oH.] Shawn S. - Complete
When Harry Met Sally Met Lassiter by trixietru reviews
Tag to "The Devil is in the Details and Also in the Upstairs Bedroom". Juliet and Lassiter talk about sex, baybee.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Juliet oH., Carlton L. - Complete
Numbers by Psychlinite reviews
Numbers are supposed to make sense, so why aren't these? (Takes place during Mr. Yin Presents- possible spoilers...)
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
If There Was a Doubt by obsessedwithstabler reviews
Cause with you, I'd withstand all of hell to hold your hand. A tag to 7x3, Lassie Jerky. Spoilers and Lassie whump ahead.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Juliet oH., Carlton L. - Complete
The Babysitters by TheRealAlyshebaFan reviews
Shawn and Gus are given a tough assignment. Alas, things don't go so well. NOTE: This is not a Slash fic, and this is not Shawn-friendly. You've been warned.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,665 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
A Little Black Folder by TheRealAlyshebaFan reviews
This is not a fic by a Shawn fan. This is a Carlowe - two tiny vignettes, and nothing terribly exciting. I've heard that Marlowe's one tough cookie, and this is how I really, really wish (and hope) she is portrayed on the show. Be warned: Shawn does not look good in this fic, but I think it's about time he got a little payback.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Carlton L., Marlowe V. - Complete
The Most Dangerous Game by PatchworkDK reviews
Lassiter, O'Hara, Gus, and Shawn are kidnapped by an organization that caters to rich men who hunt human beings for sport. First, the Psych gang must escape; but even if they do, they will still have to live with the aftermath. Starts Shules and Carlowe, ends Lassiet. Rating is for concepts & violence only. Standard fanfiction disclaimers apply.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,596 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Once Upon a Time Again by Lawson227 reviews
During Marlowe's bachelorette party, Karen lets slip a very long-held secret. A secret that involves Carlton and that threatens to change... everything. COMPLETE
Psych - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,921 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Carlton L., K. Vick - Complete
Just Because by Lawson227 reviews
COMPLETE. Carlton Lassiter gives into impulse for once—okay, twice—in his life. The results are... unexpected.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,713 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Boundin' by dragonmactir reviews
When Juliet gets the seven-year itch six years early she finds herself unaccountably hot and bothered for a blue-eyed police official. Emerging LASSIET
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,219 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Juliet oH., Carlton L. - Complete
There's Always a Bloody Ghost by dragonmactir reviews
The mysterious murder of a geeky coed at UCSB catches Lassiter shorthanded and feels suspiciously Shakespearean. COMPLETE
Psych - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,675 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Carlton L. - Complete
Save the Last Dance by Lawson227 reviews
It's time for the Annual Policeman's Ball. When Shawn declines to escort Juliet, her partner and best friend comes to the rescue. Why yes, this is a return back to the world of Lassiet. Rated T... for now.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,761 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
The Most Incredible Woman I Have Ever Known by nikollie reviews
After Season 7, my version of some Huddy closure. I'm just carrying on with the mess we were left with in "Moving On" and hoping to re-assemble the pieces. Enjoy!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 159,145 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 6/16/2011 - G. House, L. Cuddy
Western Ireland by TheRealAlyshebaFan reviews
Amazing what a little genealogical research can bring up, isn't it?
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Shawn S., Henry S. - Complete
Monkey Wash Donkey Rinse by dragonmactir reviews
O'Hara takes a few pointers and Lassiter is taken FAR out of his comfort zone, but never fear, he's far too smart to pass up a good thing. One-Shot. LASSIET
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Juliet oH., Carlton L. - Complete
Charm Is Deceitful by TheRealAlyshebaFan reviews
Could Carlton Lassiter actually have a successful relationship? Better yet, can Juliet keep from going crazy because of it? Will eventually be Lassiet, so be warned.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,705 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH.
Safety in Numbers by Lawson227 reviews
Post- TRUE GRITS: Karen arrives back at the SBPD in the aftermath of the Thane Woodson case in time to help an injured Carlton. Unexpected conversations ensue. Starts out canon, wanders off fairly quickly. T for now, possibly M later on. Spoilers through SANTABARBARATOWN. Now COMPLETE.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,216 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Carlton L., K. Vick - Complete
Gunfire by TheRealAlyshebaFan reviews
Shawn has a question to answer. It's a question he's had coming for a long time, actually.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Shawn S., Carlton L.
Confessional by the house of the rising sun reviews
Lassiter needs advice, and goes to the only place he can think of. Lassitet. OneShot turned chapter story, rated for language and sexy things.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,322 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Partners by dragonmactir reviews
There for each other, no matter what. Now with 50% more serial killer. AU story set post "Mr. Yin Presents." LASSIET
Psych - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,520 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Prelude to a Kiss by Lawson227 reviews
Carlton & Juliet and an unexpected situation... of course. Now more than a one-shot still with a healthy dose of shmoop and a mystery. Enigmatic enough? Yes? Good. Rated M more for content than language. You've been warned.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,031 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Lassiet Shuffle by TheRealAlyshebaFan reviews
I'm not generally into songfics, and I include no lyrics here, but this was inspired by some songs on my MP3 "625 songs? Where did I ever get the time!" . Find the songs yourself to see why I think they fit.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Ballet and Cheese by TheRealAlyshebaFan reviews
A one-shot. For any Shules fans reading, you were warned. Oh, and a lot of this was inspired by Loafer! :D
Psych - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Parties by the house of the rising sun reviews
Juliet and Lassiter go back to Carlton's place after a Saint Patrick's day party drunk. Who doesn't love a good Lassitet? Rated T for sexy times and language. OneShot.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Just Another Manic Thursday by obsessedwithstabler reviews
Sick? Carlton Lassiter doesn't get sick! Except when he does...
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Juliet oH., Carlton L. - Complete
Playbills Don't Pay Bills by TheRealAlyshebaFan reviews
How did Shakespeare get mixed up with a Psych fic? Well, that remains to be discovered.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,745 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH.
Conversations in a Key of Crazy by Lawson227 reviews
Shawn speaks what he sees as the truth. Carlton thinks he's crazy. Which one of them is right? This is a LASSIET, NOT a Shassie. Repeat, it's a LASSIET.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
No Smoke Without Fire by Lawson227 reviews
Juliet and Carlton find themselves in remarkably similar predicaments. What they choose to do about it, however, remains to be seen. Shules & Marlowe both exist... but eventual Lassiet. Spoilers through ep. 6.09: Neil Simon's Lover's Retreat
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,084 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
It's All My Fault by You'llRememberMe reviews
They say grief is crippling. And if that's true, then guilt is a deathblow... WARNING! Character Death. Please read anyway! BONUS: "Dear, Lassie" is up now. COMPLETE!
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,279 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Complete
Season for Justice by TheRealAlyshebaFan reviews
Carlton Lassiter isn't exactly known for speaking up for a convict, but if a man decides to make a change to his life, he can...can't he?
Psych - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,477 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Carlton L., Marlowe V. - Complete
Have Tomorrow by Lawson227 reviews
Karen Vick suffers a loss and surprisingly, it's Lassiter who not only understands, but is there to pick up the pieces. Definitely non-canon territory but assume spoilers through all current episodes.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,617 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Carlton L., K. Vick - Complete
Flash of Efficiency by TheRealAlyshebaFan reviews
Who would have thought a Bob Newhart routine would inspire a Psych/Lassiet fic?
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
No Use Complaining by obsessedwithstabler reviews
Carlton Lassiter has no business complaining, especially when he has it so good.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Just Another Day by TheRealAlyshebaFan reviews
Just another dreary birthday for Carlton Lassiter, who wants no celebrations or surprises. Yet he gets both. Again.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,810 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Aftermath by Lawson227 reviews
Tag for "In For a Penny" where Juliet and Lassiter have a long overdue conversation.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,642 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Julie & Julia & Juliet & Lassiter by Lawson227 reviews
In pursuit of a new hobby, Juliet learns more about not only herself, but her partner as well. Set during the current season, so references made to potential spoilers. Shules exists, but given how the show writers are playing it, there's room to play.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,862 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Juliet oH., Carlton L. - Complete
Twas the Wednesday Before Christmas by Kkarrie reviews
Twas the Wednesday before Christmas, and Lassiter has an early gift to give. Lassie/Marlowe ficlet.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Carlton L. - Complete
Come To Bed by obsessedwithstabler reviews
Come to bed, let's just lay down. There's just one way we're gonna work this out. Forget what I did. Forget what you said. Oh, darling, come to bed...
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Juliet oH., Carlton L. - Complete
When Sweet and Sour had a Spawn by LitaE reviews
All it took was one reckless mistake for Juliet's life to spiral out of control. How will she handle finally dating Shawn while pregnant with Carlton's baby? How do the two different men handle it? What will be the result of it all? Shules and Lassiet
Psych - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 65,405 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Juliet oH., Carlton L.
A Simple Man by UrbanHymnal reviews
He knows there is beauty to be found in simplicity. A short introspective piece on one Buzz McNab.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/22/2011 - B. McNab - Complete
The Curious Thing About Psychics by TheRealAlyshebaFan reviews
Can Shawn's day get any worse? And seriously - why didn't he see it coming?
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,376 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S.
The Wrong Number by TheRealAlyshebaFan reviews
A kindasorta Christmas futurefic, set in S6, spoilers for Ep 3, "This Episode Sucks". I just got back into watching "Psych" and so I'm not sure if this works. Just giving it a try.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Carlton L.
Both Sides Now by Lawson227 reviews
Carlton notices that Juliet's distracted. In getting her to open up, they both make some startling confessions. SPOILER ALERT for ep. 6.02, "Last Night Gus."
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,227 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Nobody's Perfect by soccerchic6 reviews
After witnessing a deadly robbery, Adrienne is stuck with Detective Lassiter for her own protection. Carlton/OC and implied Shawn/Juliet!
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,424 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Carlton L., OC
Silent Messages by Lawson227 reviews
Carlton & Juliet have been partners and friends for five years. After a certain madman enters their lives, for a brief time, they become more. I have a soft spot for Carlton wanted to play a little "what if" for post eps 4.16 & 5.16.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Lassiter vs The Red Squirrel by Autumn Fury reviews
It's a peaceful Saturday morning and the battle lines are drawn. The neighboring squirrels want to rid themselves of the Oppressor. The Oppressors name? Carlton Lassiter. Let the battle begin!
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Carlton L. - Complete
The Ice is Getting Thinner by The Ones Who Waited reviews
*"Amputations" series* Juliet caught herself wishing that Shawn was a lot more like Lassiter. *One-sided Lassiet, Shules*
Psych - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Juliet oH., Carlton L. - Complete
The Year Under by Bialy reviews
Juliet's convinced they're going to kill each other by Christmas. Juliet and Lassiter and a year spent alone together after a case goes sour. Lassiet, oneshot.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,697 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Juliet oH., Carlton L. - Complete
In This Light and On This Evening by Bialy reviews
Lassiter is steady, if strange; and reliable, if rash; and always there for her. Lassiet, following An Evening With Mr Yang. Oneshot.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Juliet oH., Carlton L. - Complete
Clocktower Ticking by The Uninspired reviews
They all have secrets. A look in the thoughts of the characters on the events of Mr. Yin Presents. Spoilers for the entire Yin/Yang trilogy.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Shawn S., Mr. Yang - Complete
You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling, And 1600 Dollars by Ms.Teragram reviews
Lassiter gets even with Shawn for his outrageous hotel bill
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Desk by Kkarrie reviews
Sometimes there's nothing more a man can do then to hide under his desk.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Carlton L. - Complete
It's Just A Little Friendship Envy by angel-dawes reviews
Juliet realizes one day, out of the blue, that she wants a best friend. A Gus to her Shawn. Which would be a lot easier if she actually paid attention to the romantic comedies she claims to hate: it's always the one right in front of you.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,855 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Juliet oH. - Complete
Easy as a Sunday afternoon by Daria234 reviews
Lassiter/Juliet established relationship - Lassiter's POV on a nice dinner, and why what he has with Juliet is different from the relationships of his past. J/L het, don't read if you don't like.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Juliet oH., Carlton L. - Complete
Spencer, Lassiter, and a Common Interest by angel-dawes reviews
Shawn and Lassiter don't like the new guy Jules is dating, for different reasons. So they reluctantly team up to do something about it. Mostly Lassie-centric.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Carlton L. - Complete
I Must Become A LionHearted Girl by angel-dawes reviews
Juliet reacts, and tries not to react, following her ordeal in Mr. Yin Presents. Mostly a Jules-centered fic with some inner speculation on Shawn and some Jules/Lassie friendship/comfort.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Juliet oH. - Complete
100 Ways to Smell of Peaches by Hannibal the Animal reviews
A collection of drabbles from the writer's 100 challenge. Lassiet pairings
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,215 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Carlton L., Juliet oH.
Totally Professional by Daria234 reviews
After arguing too much at work, Shawn and Lassiter have to attend therapy together. The therapist is easily fooled by Shawn, which does not please Carlton; then the snarking goes a little far. Shassie SLASH, don't read if you don't like.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Lassiter Has an Interesting Day by Lizzie Foster reviews
Lassiter's day begins ordinarily enough but a series of odd events disrupts the orderly operation of the world. And Lassiter hates it when the world isn't operating properly! A little Lassie/Juliet at the end.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Carlton L. - Complete
Sunshowers by Little Eirtae reviews
Juliet saves Carlton from yet another Christmas spent alone. Juliet x Lassiter
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,260 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Believing What Makes You Happy by Hannibal the Animal reviews
Lassiter moves in with O’Hara. But it has nothing to do with an interoffice romance. Because he’s uncomfortable with that. Right? Lassiet pairing
Psych - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,693 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
White Lines and Red Lights by Nights Sleepless reviews
He can't help but notice the way the red light makes her face a little more beautiful, as if that were possible. Lassiter/Juliet. One-shot. R/R please!
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Drunk With Power by BeachBum84 reviews
Lassiet. Short fic that takes place after the episode 'If you're so smart, then why are you dead'
Psych - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Juliet oH., Carlton L. - Complete
Valentine Worries by Lili789 reviews
Lassiter is writing a very important card and he finds inspiration in a strange place...
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Complete
Shoulder Sleeping by Lili789 reviews
Juliet has accidently fallen asleep on Lassiter's shoulder and Lassiter ponders about his partner
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Complete
I Just Wanna Dance With You by obsessedwithstabler reviews
Two years ago, he wouldn’t have allowed it. He probably wouldn’t have asked her to dance, and he definitely wouldn’t have been holding her like this.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Complete
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Out On The Farm reviews
Carlton's decision to take time off and help out an old friend has an unexpected effect on Juliet. LASSIET. FICTION.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,725 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 2/1 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
The Haunting of Lassiter And O'Hara reviews
Our detectives spend a spooky night in a creepy mansion. Lassiet, NON-CANON (there, I said it). Repost, because I finally got around to finishing it this time. Complete.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,942 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Lassiter Meets The Pineapple reviews
CRACKFIC. No pairings but implied Shules. This is for That Special Someone who thinks we should all be meaner to Det. Lassiter. One-shot.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Shawn S., Carlton L., Burton G./Gus, Juliet oH. - Complete
To Out Or Not To Out reviews
LASSIET one-shot. Juliet and Carlton have been together secretly for awhile, and she wants to change that. This is a tweaking of one of my earliest stories, which I took down a long time ago.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Waking reviews
Lassiet one-shot fluff. A little sleep, a little dreaming, a little story.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Juliet On The Edge reviews
Semi-purposeless all-LASSIET smut, but the chapters do show a progression of their life together. It's not even just Juliet on the edge...
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,862 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH.
Building Bridges reviews
COMPLETE. LASSIET by the time it's over. This is a revision of my earlier Karlton, "Burning Bridges," in which Carlton went off on Juliet. Here, Juliet reacts, but as it turns out, maybe those burned bridges CAN be rebuilt. Takes place after S7's finale "No Trout About It."
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,388 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
A Decision reviews
LASSIET. Carlton struggles with Juliet's refusal to make a decision which affects them both. Fluffy. Because I'm just in the mood.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Francie Observes reviews
Post S7. A little thingy about Francie McNab's thoughts and experience of Carlton Lassiter after Buzz gets fired from the SBPD.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Carlton L., B. McNab - Complete
Another Day, Crack-Style reviews
Total crack-fic about a number of improbabilities in many psych-fics over the last... well… always. Collaboration with Lawson227. Oh, I almost forgot: heheheheh.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Carlton L., Juliet oH., B. McNab - Complete
I Spy reviews
Just a little something about two cops on a stakeout late at night. Pre-Lassiet, in a world where Shules/Carlowe do not exist, and bunnies frolic in the meadow while bluebirds sing of ice cream.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Burning Bridges reviews
My take on what might happen in Lassiter's life after Trout takes over the SBPD. SPOILERS for No Trout About It, the S7 finale.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,089 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Carlton L., Juliet oH., K. Vick - Complete
After Salamatchia reviews
This is a one-shot Karlton story (Lassiter & Vick). If you do not like Karlton, DO NOT READ THIS STORY. You have no one to blame but yourself if you read a Karlton and then get upset because it's a Karlton. OK? Those of you who do appreciate the occasional Karlton story (and you know who you are): carry on.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2013 - K. Vick, Carlton L. - Complete
Conversations reviews
COMPLETE. Lassiet. Deal with it. Carlton & Juliet can only talk to themselves so long before they have to call in the big guns to understand their partnership, friendship, and more.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,123 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
My Inky Valentine reviews
Carlton learns something about Juliet during a non-routine arrest, and Valentine's Day will never be the same. A Valentine's gift for my tiny tiny group of fellow Lassiet fans.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,110 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Juliet oH., Carlton L. - Complete
Completely Contrived OneShot 12: Noses reviews
This pre-Lassiet entry in my Contrived series takes a look at Juliet getting tired of Shawn's constant put-downs of her partner.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Juliet oH., Carlton L. - Complete
After The Crash reviews
COMPLETE. Lassiet (shocker). The Feds want Juliet for an undercover op which makes her reevaluate her partnership, friendship... and more... with Carlton.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,580 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Juliet oH., Carlton L. - Complete
12 Days Of Lassiet reviews
Christmas is approaching, and Juliet and Carlton get caught up in the season in an unexpected way. COMPLETE.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,478 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Thankful reviews
Lassiet one-shot. Carlton & Juliet discuss what they're thankful for this holiday.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,882 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Completely Contrived OneShot 11: Writing reviews
LASSIET. Looking for an excuse to vent about bad writing, I contrived a workplace scenario where Carlton and Juliet could discuss erotica. No Shules, no Carlowe.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,106 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Repent At Leisure reviews
LASSIET. Juliet does something incredibly stupid and turns to Carlton for help, but this task may prove more than he and his heart can handle. COMPLETE.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,355 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Juliet oH., Carlton L. - Complete
Wherever You Go, There You Are reviews
Complete. LASSIET. What he thinks she thinks, what she thinks he thinks, what others think they think, what a change of scenery can do for the thinking man, and how it affects the thinking woman in the process.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,882 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
The Fight reviews
COMPLETE. A fight between Lassiter and Shawn leads to a secret kept, and Juliet is determined to discover the truth. Or, I have no idea what I'm doing but once the idea pounced, I had to go with it. Lassiet, as if you needed to be told that.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,590 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Completely Contrived OneShot 10: Kissyface reviews
Tenth in my Lassiet Contrived Cliché series, the subject is kissing. Who's kissing whom, and what will come of it?
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,929 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Completely Contrived OneShot 9: Blind reviews
COMPLETE. Part of my Lassiet Contrived Cliché One-Shot series, this one tackles temporary blindness… but somehow this one-shot turned into six chapters. Erm... sorry? Anyway, LASSIET!
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,224 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Drawing Another Line reviews
COMPLETE. Recently divorced Karen Vick reevaluates her relationship with her head detective after he issues a serious work-related ultimatum. Yes, Karlton. Yes, she's divorced. Yes, it's "make-believe."
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,687 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Carlton L., K. Vick - Complete
Fiction Fiction Fiction Fiction Fiction reviews
Befuddled by a comment on my recent Karlton story suggesting that it's *wrong* for any psych fanfic to be non-Shules, I had to write this little thingy.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Juliet oH. - Complete
Completely Contrived OneShot 8: Death reviews
A short little tale in my Cliché Lassiet series. What do you confess when you're about to DIE?
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Competition Changes Everything reviews
The biennial Tough Enough competition is coming up, and Shawn is determined to beat Lassiter. But it's for the wrong reasons, and tests more than one relationship. Lassiet by the end. You knew that, right? COMPLETE.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,359 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Completely Contrived OneShot 7: Stranded reviews
LASSIET. Car trouble: Lassiter & Juliet get stranded together one night. Part of the cliché series, but too long to be a ONE-shot.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,686 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Completely Contrived OneShot 6: Massage reviews
The return of the LASSIET Contrived One-Shot! Number 6: a little neck massage leads to hormonal mayhem.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
This Is Not A Lassiet reviews
COMPLETE. Lassiter going undercover causes a change in his relationship with Karen Vick. Yes, it's true: I said VICK, not Juliet. See, I CAN write things other than Lassiet. I CAN!
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,018 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Carlton L., K. Vick - Complete
Completely Contrived OneShot 5: Cannibalism reviews
A little one-shot for my Contrived Lassiet series, and also a tag for the S4 episode Thrill Seekers & Hell Raisers, wherein Lassiter details whom he'd eat first in a survival scenario.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Completely Contrived OneShot 4: Disguise reviews
Clichéd Lassiet one-shots #4: here, the old "in disguise at a costume party" chestnut, only I hope it's a little better than Clark Kent merely putting on glasses to fool Lois Lane.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,924 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Completely Contrived OneShot 3: Amnesia reviews
The third of my completely ridiculous and clichéd Lassiet one-shots: here, what I consider the granddaddy of all clichés: amneeesia! MUAHAHAHA!
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Completely Contrived OneShot 2: Sleeptalk reviews
Here we explore the improbabilities of game-changing sleep-talking. LASSIET, of course.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Completely Contrived OneShot 1: Bare reviews
Lassiter has a completely-contrived-by-me situation which opens Juliet's eyes in more ways than one.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
The Break reviews
Lassiter tries to make changes in order to deal with what he thinks are his unrequited feelings for Juliet. This is LASSIET. COMPLETE.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,333 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
It Was Late reviews
Lassiter after too many hours at work. Sort of a companion piece to my story Rumors. It's supposed to be funny, but humor is the eye of the beholder.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Carlton L. - Complete
For Charity reviews
COMPLETE. Established LASSIET: Lassiter and Juliet find themselves headed for a social event neither of them wants, and about six paragraphs in, you'll figure it out.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,857 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Mr and Mrs Policeman reviews
One-shot Lassiet. An off-the-cuff snark by a suspect causes Juliet & Lassiter to "think on" things between them. Set immediately after S6 Shawn & The Real Girl. Spoilers, but nothing dramatic.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Facts For Juliet reviews
Yet another conversation between Juliet and Lassiter about her relationship with Shawn. One-shot. Takes place after and includes very minor spoilers for S6's Shawn and The Real Girl.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
When Juliet Went Away reviews
COMPLETE. Juliet goes away suddenly, leaving the men in her life to ponder the why of it. Shules exists, Marlowe doesn't, and this is Lassiet. Takes place immediately after and contains spoilers for S6's Indiana Shawn & the whozit doohickey.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,769 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Free Pass reviews
Sort of a tag for S6's Indiana Shawn, but no spoilers. A simple little heated discussion between partners about Shawn. One-shot.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Thinking About It reviews
One-shot. Juliet thinks. Lassiet. The end.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
The Fanfic Incident reviews
Lassiter, Juliet and The Boys investigate criminal happenings at a gathering of fanfic writers. I intend to have fun with this, oh yes I do. COMPLETE.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,489 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Rumors reviews
A bit of humor inspired ENTIRELY by the story titles and summaries I've been seeing here for psych lately.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Shawn S., Burton G./Gus - Complete
WrapUp With A Twist reviews
The conclusion of a murder case goes a little differently when one of the witnesses decides she has a few things to say about Shawn. Lassiet by the end. COMPLETE.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,782 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Stories Of The Sling reviews
Here I offer up three possible explanations for Lassiter's arm sling in Season 2. Established Lassiet, since he'd NEVER tell anyone else but her, right?
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,531 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Lassiter, Being Here Now reviews
Missing scene from the end of S4's Shawn Has The Yips. So yeah, spoilers. Lassiter/Juliet friendship one-shot. One-shot. Really. One-shot.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Lassiter And The Valentine reviews
COMPLETE. An early Valentine story about the friendship between Lassiter and Juliet. It WAS a one-shot, but now it's not. And it's more than friendship. Curses. Another Lassiet after all!
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,385 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Lassiter Draws The Line reviews
COMPLETE. Slightly AU look at what might happen if Lassiter got fed up with how Shawn treats him. Shules exists, Marlowe doesn't, and it turned into Lassiet after all. See? The stories think they're in charge.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,978 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Lassiter Overheard reviews
COMPLETE. Another Lassiet! Juliet overhears something startling from Lassiter, and it sends the unlikely but perfect pair in a new but long overdue direction.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,702 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Lassiter and Iris reviews
One-shot Lassiet. Lassiter was present at the birth of Karen Vick's baby back in S1. Now, five years later, he meets Iris again, and their visit makes a big impression on Juliet.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Lassiter: ChChChanges reviews
COMPLETE. Lassiter makes some drastic changes after an epiphany, and a lot of those changes affect Juliet on a very personal level. Lassiet!
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,982 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Lassiter, After The Big Reveal reviews
Another take on what happened after Lassie found out about Shules. Takes place immediately after the Season 6 premiere.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,745 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Psych In The House reviews
Dr. House has a interesting little chat with Karen Vick and her team, and goes head-to-head with Shawn Spencer.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/5/2011 - G. House, Shawn S. - Complete
Lassiter: Holidays And Discussions reviews
What happens to a partnership when a little too much spiked punch causes Juliet to ask Carlton for something unexpected? Lassiet.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,744 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete