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Author has written 40 stories for Harry Potter, Due South, Kuroshitsuji, Sherlock Holmes, and Five Nights at Freddy´s.

I'm lazy so I'll put the disclaimer for my fics here. I do not own either characters or series:

Harry Potter

Due South

Sherlock Holmes

Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji

Five Nights At Freddy's

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Harry by Proxy by The Smiling Crow reviews
Harry Potter's uncle goes too far and a broken, bleeding Harry is left in his cupboard. However, he is rescued and taken in by our favorite, faceless entity in a suit; Slenderman. How will Hogwarts deal with a corrupted Harry Potter? Harry Potter x Creepypastas. Dark-ish!Harry. Teen for general Creepypasta goodness and language. Manipulative Dumbledore and Weasley Bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 45 - Words: 348,115 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 2,171 - Follows: 2,116 - Updated: 10/31 - Published: 4/25/2015
Harry Potter, Unexpected Animagus by DWDuck reviews
With the love of a good woman, Harry becomes more confident and learns to handle the embarrassment that comes from being a teenage boy as well as an unexpected animagus. Set during the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Severe Ron bashing ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 67,456 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 4,411 - Follows: 5,474 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Blind Love by misteeirene reviews
Wrong boy who Lived. Dumbledore declared Harry a squib and so he was sent to live with his aunt and uncle. What will everyone do when they find out that Harry is the true prophecy child? What condition will the Order find Harry in when they finally locate him. Abuse, slash, MPEG, rape, homeless, blind, prostitution, underage Harry/Bill/Charlie
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,054 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 3,525 - Follows: 3,856 - Updated: 11/4/2019 - Published: 6/15/2014
Prodigal Delinquent by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,688 - Reviews: 2249 - Favs: 7,590 - Follows: 9,446 - Updated: 10/20/2019 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
Vahan: Possession is Nine Tenths by TheCauldron reviews
First sequel to Vahan. In which Harry goes to Hogwarts, Dumbledore begins to realise the magnitude of his error, and Vahan sets about making friends and influencing people.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,528 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 1,915 - Follows: 2,627 - Updated: 9/20/2019 - Published: 3/30/2016 - Harry P.
Relief from Nightmares by ArielSakura reviews
When Harry's nightmares become to much, he seeks solace in a most unexpected place... [POV Multiple, set after OotP, Dursleys treatment is not canon compliant, Abused Harry, Hermione Bashing, Dumbledore Bashing, Slightly OOC Harry, Smart Harry, Slow Build, Creature Inheritance, Soulmates] M/M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 315,826 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 1,853 - Follows: 2,122 - Updated: 4/1/2019 - Published: 2/7/2017 - Harry P., Blaise Z.
Silence is Silver by Alphinss reviews
Harry is abandoned by his parents at the tender age of one in favour of his brother, the boy who lived. Raised at the Dursley's Harry has not spoken a word since his parents left him. What will happen when a mute and damaged Harry goes to Hogwarts? Warnings: Dark Harry, Child Abuse, Torture
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 150,846 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 1,673 - Follows: 1,965 - Updated: 10/23/2018 - Published: 4/5/2016 - Harry P., Voldemort
Vahan by TheCauldron reviews
Dumbledore thinks he will rescue Harry from his terrible family, setting himself up as Harry's mentor. Unfortunately for him, somebody else got there first. BAMF!Harry, M for violence, language, child abuse/prostitution, drug use, and all around criminal goings on.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 132,478 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 2,806 - Follows: 2,040 - Updated: 7/11/2018 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Daft Morons by Sinyk reviews
At the first task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament Harry sees his chance to strike down his enemies - and takes it. Here is a Harry who knows how to think and reason. Really Bash!AD, EWE, Clueful!HP Eventual HP/HG/DG/FD NL/HA/SB and others. Unapologetically!AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 84 - Words: 745,285 - Reviews: 11227 - Favs: 12,657 - Follows: 14,247 - Updated: 4/23/2018 - Published: 7/7/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Daphne G.]
Non-Compliant or Just How Angry Was He by Lil Nezumi reviews
Just how angry was he that his life was not his own, that his future had been irrevocably mapped out and that he was being forced into an unloved machination of a marriage. Well he was angry enough to do the ritual, cast the spell and let his body die... See chapter one for more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 93,817 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 606 - Published: 1/10/2018
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,050 - Reviews: 4314 - Favs: 10,220 - Follows: 11,181 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
His Butler, The Predator by AmazonTurk reviews
Ciel is furious that one-half of Jack the Ripper remains alive. Since Grell cannot be killed by Sebastian, he orders the butler to injure & humiliate him. The results are not what the young earl expected. TRIGGER WARNING: Mentions of rape & a feigned rape occur. Marked as complete because it was originally a one-shot. I reserve the right to add more chapters as Grell inspires me.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 172,270 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/29/2017 - Published: 2/10/2016 - Grell S., Sebastian M., William S.
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4282 - Favs: 11,475 - Follows: 13,579 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4819 - Favs: 14,130 - Follows: 15,246 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
Amalgum – Lockhart's Folly by tkepner reviews
Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 192,977 - Reviews: 1962 - Favs: 6,516 - Follows: 3,908 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
At The End Of All Things by SnuggleKitten69 reviews
When Hermione dies, Harry is willing to do anything to save her. Lunar Harmony. Weasley bashing. Redo. Femslash. Time travel. Harem. Major character death. Super!Harry. Grey!Harry. Independent!Harry. Allusions to physical violence, emotional abuse, physical abuse, and rape by a teacher.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 177,439 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 3,898 - Follows: 4,952 - Updated: 11/24/2016 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Padma P.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7146 - Favs: 14,948 - Follows: 11,652 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
We're Screwed by White Angel of Auralon reviews
The Wizarding World is confronted with a problem they never had to face before. The consquences of their own arrogance and bigotry. After Hogwarts lost dozens of students each year, they try to change things again. But what do you do if you realise that things aren't that easy? Sequel to Screw Them
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,652 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 3,716 - Follows: 2,876 - Updated: 2/7/2016 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
Little Guy by Clell65619 reviews
What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,715 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 3,080 - Follows: 1,527 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Complete
Most Wanted: Peter Pettigrew by BlightPhoenix reviews
Harry is fed up with the lies of the ministry, the slander of the prophet and the inaction of everyone around him in the face of Voldemort's return. After careful thinking he has come to a conclusion: find Peter Pettigrew and you find the truth. Hence Harry puts a 100,000 Galleon reward on Peter's head and watches as the entire magical community goes mad in the race to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,906 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 2,179 - Follows: 2,491 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 6/22/2015 - Harry P., Peter P., OC, Amelia B.
Broken Mind, Fractured Soul by SensiblyTainted reviews
What if there was a darker truth hidden in Harry's story? Summer before third year, Harry begins to question his memory blanks. What happens when he finds himself before Snape for help? includes mentor Severus, MPD, child abuse, protective Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 398,081 - Reviews: 4185 - Favs: 5,754 - Follows: 2,063 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Rise of a Dark Lord by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Dumbledore was sure he had made the right choice. Ten years later Harry shows him just how wrong he was. With little regard for most, Harry makes a name for himself at Hogwarts, and shows everyone that he is far more than just the BWL. In doing that he attracts the attention of the Dark Lord, making Voldemort believe that the Boy-Who-Lived could be far more than an enemy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 239,985 - Reviews: 5206 - Favs: 12,739 - Follows: 13,065 - Updated: 4/14/2015 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35735 - Favs: 27,127 - Follows: 19,927 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1512 - Favs: 9,039 - Follows: 3,531 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6486 - Favs: 12,873 - Follows: 8,640 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Harry Crow by RobSt reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 28676 - Favs: 26,716 - Follows: 16,914 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
One Wizard Too Many by KUCrow1997 reviews
Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,117 - Reviews: 1919 - Favs: 5,423 - Follows: 6,311 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Tear by TearsofaFangirl reviews
Thoth loves books. He would be perfectly happy spending the rest of his years trapped in his library with the thousands of texts he's collected over the millennia. But when a certain Greek God trespasses upon his domain, Thoth decides to break his daily routine by entertaining the other god. (Cracky sex involving Thoth's serious love of books and dilfs. TW: DubCon)
Kamigami No Asobi/神々の悪戯 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 4/28/2014 - [Zeus, Thoth] Anubis - Complete
Screw Them! by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter had enough of the stupidity of the Wizarding World. If they all believed that he was a dark wizard, just because he could talk to snakes, screw them! He didn't need them. And who ever said that all prophecies did come true? (No horcruxes).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,910 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 6,082 - Follows: 1,910 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Tales of Hades' sex discoveries by Almighty Kyra reviews
Hades should have known it wasn't a good idea to go to the library at this hour. (PWP really, also should I warn there's light bondage? There you have it). There will be more chapters to come with more characters!
Kamigami No Asobi/神々の悪戯 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Hades, Thoth
Rise of the Wizards by Teufel1987 reviews
Voldemort's attempt at possessing Harry had a different outcome when Harry fought back with the "Power He Knows Not". This set a change in motion that shall affect both Wizards and Muggles. AU after fifth year: Featuring a darkish and manipulative Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 479,930 - Reviews: 4745 - Favs: 9,034 - Follows: 6,111 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Champion by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter isn't normal, he is highly intelligent and strives to become the best. Upon finding out about him being a wizard he has to decide if he wants to give up all the work he put into his studies to get a scholarship for a good secondary boarding school or take his place at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 106,207 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 6,107 - Follows: 4,025 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Power of the Mind REWRITE by trc007 reviews
What if instead of running to the Leaky Cauldron after blowing up Marge, Harry had elected to stay in Muggle London for the summer. How does one change make a difference? Features an Independent and Powerful Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 95,097 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 2,324 - Follows: 2,718 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Raised by Darkness by apple2011 reviews
After years of abuse by his uncle a seven year old Harry Potter is rescued from the Dursleys by a Dementor who senses his pain, Raised in Azkaban with a strange but caring family and new powers how will Harry react to the revelation he is famous, a wizard and has the power to speak to Dementors. Powerful Harry, manipulative Dumbledore, Weasley bashing and Caring Dementors.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 120,493 - Reviews: 2031 - Favs: 4,697 - Follows: 3,114 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 7,630 - Follows: 2,237 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Raven and the Reaper by Undertaker's Madness reviews
While attempting to procure Undertaker's help for the Ripper case, Sebastian manages to give him his first rate laugh and convince him to offer his services free of charge during the rest of the case. Takes place during and after Undertaker's first appearance in the anime. Sebastian/Undertaker Yaoi warning.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,512 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Sebastian M., Undertaker - Complete
Harry Potter and the Four Heirs by Sinyk reviews
Merlin, not happy with how the future unravelled for the life of Harry Potter, intervenes early to set the course of history back on track. Implied Pairing Only. Smart!Harry Bash!AD Idiot!RW
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 282,458 - Reviews: 2177 - Favs: 8,651 - Follows: 3,738 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Harry P., Neville L., Hermione G., Susan B. - Complete
The Power of the Press by Bobmin356 reviews
Forewarned Harry makes his escape from Britain, leaving the tournament in shambles. Protected by family, Harry sets about to fulfill his destiny free from the bigotry and manipulation of others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 235,257 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 5,428 - Follows: 1,750 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Rocking the Boat by DerLaCroix reviews
Harry is left with the Dursleys just after his godfather had died. One thing leads to the other and Harry is fed up with being a puppet. He breaks free and finds help. And boy, does he start rocking the boat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 245,784 - Reviews: 3661 - Favs: 9,438 - Follows: 6,505 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dark and Light by Pleasedial123 reviews
He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 102,267 - Reviews: 3325 - Favs: 10,403 - Follows: 5,732 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Damn Wizards by sprinter1988 reviews
This is the sequel to Harry's Had Enough. You don't have to read that first, but it might be better if you do. Harry in a position on power, he's a bit unscrupulous in this one. Dumbledore, Ministry and Death Eater bashing. Also a bit of Ron bashing and general wizard society bashing. H/Hr. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,310 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 4,520 - Follows: 1,972 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Exclusion by Maethoriel Raina reviews
During his fourth year, Gryffindor house is not as accepting of Harry's participation in the TriWizard Tournament, and use an old tradition called exclusion to force him into complaisance. Harry finds out who his true friends are and uses cunning to get his own brand of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,218 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 4,910 - Follows: 6,016 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 16588 - Favs: 11,611 - Follows: 10,065 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and The Fate We Make by Sherza reviews
After the confrontation with Voldemort after the third task of the Triwizard Tournament, Harry doesn't get sad. He doesn't get mad. He gets even.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 101,462 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 2,781 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's had Enough by sprinter1988 reviews
Title pretty much says it all. OotP AU, some swear words. No pairing, though HP/HG is hinted at a little. Harry does what he should have done. Complete for now. Author's Note added!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,128 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 2,634 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 15,153 - Follows: 4,101 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Seven by Emily Waters reviews
Being Harry's slave is better than Azkaban. Being Snape's owner is probably worse...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Conspiracy by Maethoriel Raina reviews
After Voldemort's defeat, and in order to keep control of Harry Dumbledore enacts a marriage contract between Harry and Ginny. Bound by Pureblood Traditions, Harry can only use that to his advantage. Not a Harry/Ginny fic. Pre Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,689 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 6,368 - Follows: 1,902 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the HalfBlood Prince by kyaru-chan reviews
Deception, disorder, distraction and devotion. Don't forget the jam, darlings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,423 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 3,183 - Follows: 3,483 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Harry P.
Harveste Addams and the Order of the Phoenix by kyaru-chan reviews
There are three roads a growing witch or wizard can take. The first two are well-trodden. But this year, the world better get ready, because when the dark moon rises, the third path comes alive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 88,703 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 3,543 - Follows: 1,843 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Charlie does the Foxtrot or Damn the Torpedoes by Lady FoxFire reviews
Fudge believed that everything was going according to his grand plan when Harry Potter was found guilty…. Oh Boy! Was he wrong!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,700 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 3,577 - Follows: 1,730 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
No Hurry At All by RobSt reviews
Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,691 - Reviews: 4357 - Favs: 11,236 - Follows: 5,466 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Ginny Weasley and the Terrors of HermyHog by themalfoypuppet reviews
I've planned my marriage with Harry since I was eight. We're meant to be. We're sooo in love. So Hermione should keep her hands of my soon-to-be-husband. Can't she see he doesn't like her!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 131 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Harem War by Radaslab reviews
AU post OoTP. Poor Harry. Sirius left him far more than a house and some money. Dumbledore is the Dark Lord? And what is he supposed to do with the women he was left? Sometimes, Pranks suck and others they are opportunities. H/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 749,417 - Reviews: 4847 - Favs: 6,360 - Follows: 5,642 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Harry P.
One Dark Night by SeventhSister reviews
FIRST ANIME STORY!:D Sebastian is keeping a secret hidden in one of the rooms of the mansion... A certain readheaded doll maker...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,854 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Sebastian M., Drossel K. - Complete
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 3,839 - Follows: 1,202 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 4435 - Favs: 11,924 - Follows: 4,783 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Goblet of Fire by kyaru-chan reviews
Let's have a little FUN this year, shall we?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,416 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 3,738 - Follows: 1,176 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
In this World and the Next by RobSt reviews
Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,711 - Reviews: 5503 - Favs: 13,303 - Follows: 5,809 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Prisoner of Azkaban by kyaru-chan reviews
A madman has escaped from prison? Are you sure you aren't talking about Uncle Fester?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,026 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 3,750 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Chamber of Secrets by kyaru-chan reviews
Parselmouths, the Chamber and Lockhart. Well, well, well...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,236 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 3,959 - Follows: 982 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Sorceror's Stone by kyaru-chan reviews
A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 4,583 - Follows: 1,199 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste by kyaru-chan reviews
He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 5,831 - Follows: 2,051 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Thing About Contracts Is by Nom9de9Plume reviews
Harry discovers some interesting truths about contracts that leads to a plan to leave his troubles behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,393 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 3,455 - Follows: 2,626 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Fledglings by Lord Retro reviews
One-Shot. After Sirius' death, Harry finds something new to give him hope. But how will the world react when Harry reveals his newest accomplishment?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,234 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 4081 - Favs: 11,332 - Follows: 10,443 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9718 - Favs: 26,653 - Follows: 10,744 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
World Enough and Time by salty-sarah reviews
On the night four names are drawn from the Goblet of Fire instead of three, Viktor Krum spies the figure of young Harry Potter and makes a decision that will rock the entire wizarding world. Canon till the Tournament. Viktor/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,238 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 7,687 - Follows: 2,502 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Viktor K., Harry P. - Complete
Why Won't They Leave Me Alone? by potter8668 reviews
Harry defeats Voldemort but those in power don't want him to leave. Read about the lengths they go to achieve their goal. Takes place after Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 3,663 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by RobSt reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 3199 - Favs: 12,410 - Follows: 5,073 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 145,998 - Reviews: 3925 - Favs: 17,283 - Follows: 7,298 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Servant to the Red Haired Man by Alastor Mad-Eye Moody
After Bill escapes Gilderoy's obliviation spell, he makes a deal with him. 3 Days of Slavery for Bills memories and his life.Later to be joined by his brother Charlie. Warning. Slash M/M.GL/BW and later GL/CW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,687 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Gilderoy L., Bill W. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 9,064 - Follows: 2,301 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Marriage in Mind by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. A marriage contract. They want him to sign away his freedom and his future and his life on a girl who didn't even attend her best friend's funeral. Harry has other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 3,518 - Follows: 842 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Knowledge is Power by RobSt reviews
When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 178,331 - Reviews: 3862 - Favs: 11,061 - Follows: 4,609 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Wizards by Corwalch reviews
Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,710 - Reviews: 2677 - Favs: 10,965 - Follows: 3,962 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Curse of Fate by Mistress Nika reviews
Immortal Harry, after watching friends and family die over thousands of years, only wants to join his loved ones in death. Believing he's found a way, he sends himself back into the body of his infant self, vowing to change his fate. Dark Lord Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,398 - Reviews: 3631 - Favs: 7,641 - Follows: 6,888 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 12/15/2005 - [Harry P., Lucius M.]
Year of Changes by redfrog reviews
Sequel to Summer of Independence. Harry's 6th year, dealing with Dumbles and Ron, lots of Quidditch and just being Harry. Ron& Dumbledore& Ginny bashing. Independent Harry story. No pairings planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,541 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 4,495 - Follows: 2,122 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Passion Play by RestartingInsanity reviews
AU: SLASH: Invited to Egypt for the summer before his third year, Harry meets the eldest brother, Bill and everything about his shy and reclusive nature begins to change for the better. Bill/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,223 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
Incorrigible Infatuation by RestartingInsanity reviews
AU: SLASH: How it started? One day Harry was in panic and the next delirium struck and there he was lying underneath a cruel-hearted Slytherin. He wasn't the most appealing but what was it that made Harry fall? Marcus Flint/Harry - COMPLETE -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,303 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 6,079 - Follows: 1,815 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Harry P., Marcus F. - Complete
A Squib Worth by Naia reviews
The day Harry Potter turned eleven was the day he would have re-entered the magical world. But the letter never came; Harry Potter was a Squib. Dismissed by the wizards, he makes a quiet life for himself and will not stand for them to ruin it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,460 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 4,081 - Follows: 1,105 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Kiss Can Save The World by RobSt reviews
COMPLETE - What would change if Harry asked Hermione to the Yule Ball? H/Hr My first fanfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 141,452 - Reviews: 2502 - Favs: 6,864 - Follows: 2,655 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Independence Day by tumshie reviews
This a post OotP fic where Harry breaks free from Dumbledore and is A/U. Chapter 17 for your enjoyment. If you've read it before, remember this is a re-post. Welcome to new readers and thanks for all the reviews.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,915 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 2,115 - Follows: 2,611 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Hairy Snape by BertaS reviews
AU A potions accident starts unusual circumstances happening for our favorite Potions Master and those around him.Warnings: Slash, language, adult and sexual situations. Harry is in the later part of his seventh year and is 17 years old which in the Wiz
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,740 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 8,777 - Follows: 2,311 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Call of the Wild by RestartingInsanity reviews
SLASH:AU: Harry doesn’t like what he sees when he steps off the train. Harry is about to take a gamble with a wolf, while at the same time fixing his own life. Can he do it? Can he make Remus see himself? Remus/Harry. 2-part
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,784 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 1,687 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Ruthless Revenge by Yunaine reviews
Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 6,172 - Follows: 1,824 - Published: 7/8/2008 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Curse of the Ovis by KafkaExMachina reviews
Crack!fic. Starts at the end of TriWizard Cup. Voldemort is defeated by a large flock of darkmagic eating carnivorous sheep. Harry is driven slightly bonkers. Unabashed unqualified HHr pairing. Rated M for dirty words and dirtier deeds. -DEAD-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,899 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Acts of Betrayal by Clell65619 reviews
The Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,977 - Reviews: 2051 - Favs: 5,672 - Follows: 2,307 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 3,465 - Follows: 915 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Potions Accident by Arualcopia reviews
A slight twist to the usual deaging stories. What if the accident created a gas? What if it effected the entire class? How does Snape deal with fifteen toddlers?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,912 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 1,570 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Severus S., Harry P.
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 5,761 - Follows: 1,595 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Summer of Independence by redfrog reviews
Set right after 5th year. Harry becomes independent. No pairings, lots of Quidditch and some Ron&Ginny&Dumbledore&Etc bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 131,378 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 6,659 - Follows: 1,983 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2257 - Favs: 6,231 - Follows: 2,387 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Manipulator of Destiny by Wheezy1 reviews
Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 175,185 - Reviews: 5966 - Favs: 11,034 - Follows: 3,854 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A White Coat for My Blond by scyllablue reviews
SLASH. HarryLucius. Harry and Lucius discover that not all magic can be learned and that sometimes it just happens to you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,643 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 2/10/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Consequences by marietsy2 reviews
Harry Potter was accused of Ron and Hermione's death and was sent to Azkaban. He was finally released after his innocence was proven. Tired of the betrayals and the hypocrisy of the Wizarding World, he decides to leave. Will he actually go through with it
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,181 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 2,031 - Follows: 415 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
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Dark Lord Potter reviews
Discovering magic from an early age would be a brilliant thing for any muggleborn or muggle raised child. Being an abused child and discovering magic would be even better. Harry decided to make his life his own, and heaven help anyone who tries to stop him. Slash, dark but not evil Harry, eventual harem of both genders, manipulative/bad Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 199,455 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 2,588 - Follows: 1,929 - Updated: 12/30/2019 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Change Is Good reviews
Anyone ever had this little thought before?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/11/2018 - Petunia D., Vernon D. - Complete
A Little Wave, A Big Change reviews
The usual story. Manipulative Dumbles, Harry gaining his independence. This takes place after Harry's third year. It was a perfectly normal day in Privet Drive. The birds are singing, the bees are buzzing, and the Dursleys were their usual cheerful selfs. Then suddenly...Now what on earth is going on this time!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,936 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 7/6/2018 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
To Be A Slave reviews
Lots of sex and yaoi, and some punishing of yummy slaves. Big old M rating here.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,056 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/11/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Happily Ever After reviews
Somewhat OC...ok a lot OC. Little Harry isn't happy at the Dursleys, but luckily for him he's taken in by a nicer family. This is their story. Has abuse of children and mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,175 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 82 - Published: 11/8/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
The Power He Knows Not reviews
Harry unlocks his power, but will he get his happy ending. Some swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/22/2017 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Of Magic And Pizzas reviews
Story request from Darkamy1. With Voldemort on the loose, and a magic world full of prejudice, it's a hard time to raise a family. But when one of her children is discovered to be a squib, Lily makes the ultimate decision to protect her child from her husband, from Voldemort and from the wizarding world. Thankfully, she has plenty of help.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 105,984 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 3/8/2017 - Published: 9/5/2016 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Petunia D., OC - Complete
Nothing Wears You Out Like Caring reviews
This will be a one shot. I know it doesn't look it. I know it may well have potential to be a bigger story but I completely ran out of interest and ideas. twin who lived, Potter parents alive and neglectful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,747 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 148 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
The Meaning Of Life Is Sarcasm reviews
Introducing, Harry Potter, master of sarcastic wit. Well he thinks so at least, not like his life so far has given him anything else to look forward to. I say complete, but I might change it from one shot to proper story. One day, maybe. Rated for some language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,057 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/26/2017 - Published: 1/6/2017 - Complete
Reality Is Worth Dreaming For reviews
You know that theory people have about everything in Harry Potter being a dream...?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/13/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Efficient Love reviews
Started writing cause I was bored and ended up with 20 pages. A sweet little fic about Grell and Undertaker that's mostly fluff. How Undertaker helped Grell become a true deadly efficient reaper. Rated because of some language.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,857 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/14/2016 - Grell S., Undertaker - Complete
The Luck Of The Draw reviews
Severus Snape is normally a very composed person right? Wrong. It takes something as simple as a pair of undergarments to set him off. A pair of rather saucy pink undergarments. Students beware. Yaoi, own character, little bit of bad language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,257 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Severus S. - Complete
Enough Is Enough reviews
This story will be M rated. There is a bit of slash, not detailed. Some bad language. A bit of gore. A heaping of demented house elves and a crazy powerful Harry. The Goblins have decided enough is enough and help Harry overcome Dumbledore's manipulations. This is going to be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 26 - Words: 43,355 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
One More Time reviews
Contains evil Dumbledore, Lily and James not Harry's real parents, non-con and child abuse, mpreg, yaoi, own character, and time travel. With Voldermort gone, Dumbledore revealed his true colours. Harry had the chance to live his life over. Will he manage to save his friends from two evil wizards?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,904 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
How To Defeat Lord Voldemort In 1 Easy Step reviews
Someone finally comes up with an idea to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. Are you a sub or a dom? Has a little bad language, nothing nasty.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,886 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Voldemort - Complete
How Did That Happen? reviews
This is actually a sorta of three way crossover, not telling what the last one is though. It stupid really but the idea wouldn't leave my head and I'm trying to get to sleep, so I figured I'd write it out and see how it went. Hopefully you enjoy it. I know, horrible summary.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,402 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/16/2015 - Harry P., Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Due South One Shots
A collection of mostly Fraser/Vecchio one shots, with a bit of all styles. Although it says complete, I shall add a chapter whenever I've get a new idea. Put the rating at M since some of the ideas may be a bit more adult like.
Due South - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,377 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/10/2015 - Published: 1/2/2015 - Benton F., Diefenbaker, Ray K., Ray V. - Complete
Questioning The Sanity Of Magical Britain reviews
Everyone has those moments where others think you're insane, but then, those who believe you to be insane will probably at one point do the exact same thing, just to see if they could do it better. Of course, an entire school doing this would turn heads, wouldn't it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Challenge Accepted reviews
Just another impossible moment for the great Harry Potter. Not sure Voldemort thought so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/6/2014 - Harry P., George W., Voldemort, Fred W. - Complete
Wizards Is So Stupid reviews
A thought that wouldn't leave my head, and an amusing setting to put it into.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
All In An Afternoon reviews
A drabble that became longer than a drabble. Just something that could happen if one unlikely person noticed something about a small black haired child. Hopefully I've managed to mention everything that needs to be mentioned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,939 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 95 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
The Realisation reviews
Harry wakes up one morning with the sudden realization. A little bit of swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 109 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
When Boredom Strikes reviews
Just another boring day at Hogwarts, now what can Harry do to get rid of the boredom? Apparently he can do a lot. This may seem cut off at the end but it's just the way I've decided to make it, kinda like a you decide what happens kind of thing. A tiny bit of swearing, nothing real bad. Hopefully I've seen to all the loose ends, or at least most of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,018 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
If You Tilt Your Head And Squint reviews
Title basically means that it can be a full story if you really want, or just a bundle of snippets. Has a tiny bit of language, like one or two words, and some slash, nothing heavy. Although it says complete, if I think of any other bits I'll put them in so keep your eyes peeled for updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,517 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Boy Who Lived Again And Again And… reviews
All those time travel fics, you ever think that the fates are watching Harry, perhaps even trying to guess what he'll do next? Little one shot depicting his last time travel adventure, and ending the last episode of the final season of the Boy Who Lived show.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Scrimper Saver Wizard Saviour reviews
There's lots of stories where Harry's independent and has lots of things to help him on his journey, but what if he decided he didn't want to be materialistic, having loads of books and whatnot? A little story about Harry the tight fisted saviour.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,053 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Complicated Simplicity reviews
I'm horrible at titles, I really am! Just a drabble on the twins, really short but sweet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/21/2014 - Harry P., George W., Fred W. - Complete
Oh Not Another Time Travel Story! reviews
This won't be a long drawn out fic, just short and sweet. Basically a time travel story (duh) where Harry goes back and fixes everything. There's a couple of bad words, other than that it's nice and safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,038 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
And Now For Some Crazy reviews
Just some Harry Potter went back in time silliness. I've missed out plenty so no busting my butt over it! There's a bit of sexual innuendo and some swearing, nothing big.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,124 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Severus Snape And The Deflowering Of Defence Teachers reviews
Obvious M/M here, with a couple of M/F scenes thrown in to balance it out. Also a tiny bit of swearing. Basically just as it says in the title. Severus really didn't like others getting the defense position.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/27/2014 - Remus L., Severus S., Gilderoy L., Q. Quirrell - Complete
Snap reviews
His life ebbed from him, and he smiled. It was time to go home. Get the tissues ready cause this ones a heartbreaker. Character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,798 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Harry P., Dobby, Hedwig - Complete
Of Red Heads And Kittens reviews
This came from an image I saw of the twins sharing a bed with Harry (which I can't find any more! CURSE YOU INTERNET!) Anyway, nothing sexual at all, just innocent m/m/m fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 128 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Harry P., George W., Fred W. - Complete
Break It Down, Build It Back Up reviews
Title's rubbish but I ran out of ideas. You guys are going to hate me but I couldn't get this out my head! Description of torture and non descriptive non-con. Voldemort finds himself some new experimental toys. Of all the people I had to do this to, and I had to pick the Weasley twins. Sorry!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,487 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/20/2013 - George W., Voldemort, Fred W. - Complete
Picture Day reviews
The war is over and only the bad guys have died. Albus decides there has been too much sadness, and puts a bit of fun into the new school year. He probably shouldn't have allowed the students to decide what kind of fun it would be. Hints at nudity but nothing serious.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Beyone Life and Death reviews
What if life wasn't life? What if death wasn't death? What if the Earth was just a daycare center for those who hadn't matured enough to move on? What if the one who created existence needed a little help? That's a lot of what ifs right, but how does Harry fit into this? Talks about religion and evolution but not in any real detail.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,569 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Harry P., Fred W. - Complete
The Difference A Little Memory Can Make reviews
Harry stumbles across a rather helpful pair of potions in his search to remember his school work better. Who'd a thought a little memory would make such a difference in a person's life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Beware The Muggleborn reviews
Everyone thought Voldemort was unstoppable. Everyone thought muggleborns were weak. Everyone thought a single person couldn't change the world. Everyone was wrong, because everyone hadn't met Lily Potter nee Evans
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,876 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/15/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Tournament Hilarity reviews
Got my OC and has the tiniest little bit of bad language. Like two or three words and not even the really serious words. Another Tri-wizard Tournament fic. Like everyone else who has done one of these, I didn't like the idea of Harry having to compete, so he got a bit of help, and was able to step back and enjoy the chaos it caused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,778 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Benefits Of Knowledge reviews
Dumbledore has manipulated many people in his life to reach his goals. Harry, Ron and Hermione realised he needed taken down a peg or two. And of course they would stop Voldermort while they were at it. Time travel fic. Slight three way between the trio. Nothing over hugs and quick kisses, but the rating is there since one kiss is between Harry and Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The End Of Voldemort reviews
Getting rid of Voldemort without death or violence. Short, Sweet, Simple
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete