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Joined 09-30-11, id: 3300718, Profile Updated: 11-15-13
Author has written 4 stories for Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Warriors, and Virals.

Hi. Welcome to my page! I will now bother you with random stuff you probably wont read anyways!

My username changes quite a bit, but so far I've been KitsuneHoshi, Bellanika and Xienna Sarraphine Cast. I'm 15 years old, yes, I am a white girl and if you don't like that you may take it up the ass. I'm a baptised Christian, but I have been both and if anybody starts giving me sexist or religious hate crap I swear to every God and deity I've ever heard of I will hunt you down and put you through my torture house. Or report you... I love anime and all kinds of music except Justin Bieber and 1 Direction. Sorry Beliebers and 1D fanatics, but I hate you. Most of you...

I SUPPORT GAY RIGHTS AND IF YOU BITCH AT ME FOR IT YOU DIE, HOMOPHOBES! Consider yourselves warned...

I'm very artistic, I love writing, music and food. You should know I'm an insomniac, my parents loath me, I am a cutter and I have attempted suicide eighteen times, and failed every single time. If you read this and care, good for you! No one else does. In my house I'm viewed as a disappointment, scum, my mother has called me a whore and a large variety of other things.

Not that anyone cares about this. After all, no body needs an artist, or a writer. Drummer in a band, noooooooo, to Hell with them.

But seriously, you start bitching at me for no reason about my race, my religion or anything along the lines of you will not be getting a very nice letter back, unless I like you. I will listen to peoples problems, but piss me off and I'll make your life Hell. Call me a try hard and I will castrate you with a rusty spoon (males) or something else very agonizing. You've been warned, don't cross me.


A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The te acher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

99.99% of girls would squeal in joy if Justin Beiber appeard on their doorstep and asked them for a date. If you're that 1% wiping blood of your fist, post this in your profile! 99.99% of girls would faint of fear if Justin Beiber vanished off the face of the earth. If you're that 1% now poking your hostage with a fork, post this in your profile!

When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's butt am I kicking babe?"

If Edward Cullen was about to jump off the roof of a skyscraper 97% of women between the ages of 10 and 45 would be screaming "No! Don't jump! I love you!" and 3% would be sitting in a lawn chair with popcorn and scream "Do a flip sparkly bitch!"

If you are part of that 3% then repost this on your profile. If you aren't then I will laugh at all you Twi-Hearts for my own reasons.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to my boyfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with all forms of music, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. And most importantly, won't change who I am for anyone. Not one bit.

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Child Head Girl by rolowealsey27 reviews
Head Girl Rose Weasley is slipped a faulty de-aging potion that leaves her stuck as a five year old. Confused, she attaches herself to the first person she sees, and that happens to be Head Boy Scorpius Malfoy. How will Scorpius cope when he is put in charge of the Child Head Girl? PLEASE REVIEW! xx
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 79,295 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Crevice by Lenle.G reviews
Hiccup is injured in a accident on a Father-Son hunting trip, and when Stoick carries him back home, they fear for his life. Meanwhile, on Outcast Island, Alvin hears the news that the Dragon Conqueror has been laid low, and decides this would be the perfect time to attempt to kidnap the boy to make him tame the dragons. Not a deathfic, Hurt/comfort, whump, Fatherly!Stoick.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 46 - Words: 94,447 - Reviews: 1282 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Hiccup, Stoick
Maybe Do More Than Make Out A Little by cannibalisticReaper reviews
This is basically what happened after Gamzee suggested making out, only in a different timeline where things go much better for the juggalo and the shippers c;
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Tavros N., Gamzee M. - Complete
The nerd, the hipster, and the mermaid by Cactuslotus reviews
After a night on the water almost took a deadly turn, Sollux and Eridan discover a mermaid named Feferi who is obsessed with the land. Being friends won't be easy while they try to keep her under the radar, and stay under the radar themselves.(Merstuck. Warning for dark material in later chapters.)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,598 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Eridan A., Feferi P., Sollux C. - Complete
Swimming with the Sharks by Jagger3 reviews
Tavros is a new employee at The Aquarium, his dream job. But one day he discovers a secret kept behind a locked door, and suddenly he's sucked into the depths of a watery world that wasn't on his contract. It's hard to keep your head above water when there are people determined to drag you under. Rated M for violence and sexual themes.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,264 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Karkat V., Tavros N., Gamzee M. - Complete
Lust for Heaven by ChowHound reviews
"There's nothing more important than family, Twist…" I snap my eyes open to the heated darkness. Damn, this makes 5 nights in a row that I've been thinking about him, son of the man who killed my own father, Eli Shane.
Slugterra - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,519 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Complete
Hunted by wolveswolvesandmorewolves reviews
Tory and the gang are being followed. But by who? Some new characters and death.
Virals - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,108 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Tory B., Ben B., Shelton D., Hi S. - Complete
A Long Winter's Nap by Niham reviews
When Jack falls into a bizarre coma after attempting a project too big even for him, it's all Jamie and Sophie can do to keep him safe from Pitch...If you can call keeping an unconscious spirit in your dad's tool shed "safe" from the clutches of evil. R&R please!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,183 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Jack Frost, Jamie, Sophie
Deep Space Exploration by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
John wants a little hands-on experience with troll anatomy. Karkat is (secretly) happy to oblige. Johnkat PWP.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/8/2013 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Project: Family by DemiSpy reviews
"Your assignment consists of being 'married' to your partner and 'adopting' a child from the orphanage for a week, making it the best week of his or her life." Mr. Henderson said. "Partners... Max with Fang." AU/AH Dunno why it's T. Complete. Edit Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,145 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
A New Beginning by IntensityxIntended reviews
Finally, after all they've endured, after all the trials and tribulations, after the battles were fought and the Lich was defeated, Marshall, Fionna, and Gumball can live together in peace. Sort of. With Fionna pregnant, their peaceful home life becomes chaotic in a different kind of way. Will they be able to cope with a new life in their midst? **Lemony content. Part 5/6
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,264 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Marshall Lee, Fionna, Prince B. Gumball - Complete
Comes the Darkness by befoulmetalroosa reviews
Hell has come to earth in the form of a tortured soul: one Harry James Potter. Abuse and rape mentioned. May be triggers for some. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,577 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/3/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Accumulation of Power by Zyachta reviews
In the Chamber of Secrets, the basilisk venom had already been in his system for several minutes before Fawkes healed him, what if Fawkes was too late ? Super!Harry / Harry/Many / Gray Harry, rating for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,225 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 3,460 - Follows: 4,131 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Fawkes
Forever and Always by worrin11 reviews
"Ben.." "Tory, don't talk, just let me explain-" "I think you have explained enough!" And with that I walked away from the island, from my horrible school, my family, my friends... From him... Ben/Tory. Rated T for swearing and kissing later on.
Virals - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Tory B., Ben B.
All is fair in the game called Love by FanofBellaandEdward reviews
Draco has find a way to switch Harry to Slytherin and tries to get Harry to love him too. But will he succeed or will Harry think that Draco's crush is just a lie? And how will they cope with the House's rivality and with Voldemort? Slash, please R and R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 210,021 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 1,406 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 10/16/2009 - [Draco M., Harry P.] [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Band Geeks by akatsuki15 reviews
Tory decides to join the school band and the gang follows. Ben picks the same instrument as Tory and she has to wonder why. Hi and Shelton give awful moral support. Oneshot. Mildly suggestive.
Virals - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Ben B., Tory B. - Complete
Catch Me In Midair by Acherona reviews
Instincts were the bane of all sane men's existence, Draco knew that better than anyone. Just look at the mess his had gotten him into. Harry/Draco. Creature fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 206,537 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fireflies by SiriusUntiltheVeryEnd reviews
There they stood watching the fireflies dance on the long blades of grass, and though they didn't ask for this, or even chose this, there wasn't a place in the world they'd rather be. And it all started with a fight and a spell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,284 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Unlikely Heroes by kusanosakura reviews
A battered Boy Who Lived finds his world come crashing down when his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire. Shockingly, the only ones to come to his rescue are those he'd believed were his enemies. MPREG!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 62 - Words: 253,319 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Painting Shadows by Lilliths.Mistress reviews
"Stay away from me, Marshall lee" Fionna Said, "Bite me, Fionna" Marshall replied. How far will The Vampire King go To show the Human Girl his Undying Love, But will she keep Painting him in the Shadows. Songs are added for Readers to Listen to :)
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,815 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Fionna, Marshall Lee
Frost and Ruins by Pashleyy reviews
What is scarier than the dark? Than nightmares? The one thing no one can escape from―not even the Guardians. And Death has finally come to collect on Jack Frost.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,295 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Jack Frost, North
The Pirate's Treasure by chibi-excel reviews
Pirate Captain Antonio wants one thing, and one thing only; a mermaid. Boy or girl doesn't matter, as long as they are royalty and can make him jewels.He's got his wish, but dealing with this prince is going to be much harder than he thought. Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,977 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Violet Hour by Cayran reviews
Pitch has one thing on his mind: Revenge. He has finally figured out how to bring about the destruction of Jack Frost, and he makes the Guardians watch. One Shot.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
Breaking A Spirit by Wolf Mirage reviews
Jack runs away after being falsely accused by his 'Family' of hurting a child. he hides away, but is found by two new friends? will The Guardians see what they have done to their youngest and gain Jack back, or will Jack join his new friends and leave the guardians forever? Jack!Hurt Jack!Angst Guardians!Guilt *possibly love if i feel like it but review for that!* UPDATED!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,453 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
To Gumball's House We Go by santacaton reviews
Fionna decides to make her own way to Gumball's palace, and stops to check in with Marshall Lee. What she finds may change the three's relationship in ways they never thought possible. T for violence.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Fionna, Marshall Lee
If only by Wissler reviews
If only you would feel the same. If only you would have noticed. If only I had told you... I'm so sorry Timmy.. Feel free to R&R Rated M for future themes
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Timmy, Cosmo
Where He Belongs by Aikawa Akihiko reviews
Inuyasha is alone in the world once more. when he finds a wolf cub, will he be able to get it to the wolf prince and find a place among the pack? yaoi kog/inu. 2nd place for Best Yaoi/Yuri at the Inuyasha Fanfiction Guild!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,908 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Inuyasha, Kouga] - Complete
Competition by gyphsy reviews
Tory wins a competition and the first person she tells is Ben. What happens next? fluff
Virals - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Ben B., Tory B. - Complete
Truth or Dare: Virals style! by LadyAnnabethHermioneToriRide reviews
The Virals play a game of truth or dare! Find out what happens!
Virals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,624 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Complete
Will you be my daddy? by FanofBellaandEdward reviews
After Draco divorced from Daphne, Scorpius is set on finding a second daddy, since Draco told him he only loves men. He has even made a list. Then he meets Harry and he's dead set on getting him as a second daddy. Will he succeed? Slash,MPreg,bit AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 210,979 - Reviews: 5343 - Favs: 4,036 - Follows: 2,371 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Teddy L., Scorpius M. - Complete
Chicks Dig It by akatsuki15 reviews
Rated T for one word. Jason beats Ben up because of jealousy but rather than scare Ben away from Tory it only serves to drive them closer.
Virals - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Ben B., Tory B. - Complete
A Weasel with a Lion's Heart by Shad0wJester reviews
With Wisty in her tightest spot yet who's left to put everything right again, especially when Whit's whereabouts are a mystery? A guy you're still not sure if you trust? A boy who's love for one is what drives him on? Or just a weasel with a lion's heart?
Witch & Wizard - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,510 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Byron S., Wisty A.
Turning Your Back by Halloween Witch reviews
Nova's been having weird dreams lately that have been draining her of energy so that she's on the brink of shutting down. Every night this dream is the same, a girl, a scream, and blood.
Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,522 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Nova - Complete
Jefe by kikofreako reviews
“I would say he’s a catch, jefe,” Carmelita told her father, “but I just can’t seem to catch him.” Carmelita pays her father a visit and has a visitor of her own. / sly.carm, as if it would be any different /
Sly Cooper - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Carmelita F., Sly C. - Complete
Keep Holding On by charming2drew reviews
Sequel to Double Looks. HPDM. Abuse. Harry must figure out how to retrieve everyones memories of last year, especially his loved ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,530 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Fallen Angel Under major Hiatus by NewAccountOnPage reviews
What happens when Cosmo finds Timmy on his doorstep? An AU fanfic. Rated M to be safe. Yaoi/slash/shota whatever you want to call it is involved. Read/Review, please? Thank you!
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Cosmo, Timmy
Bloody But Unbowed by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Nothing in Harry's life has gone the way he expected, and that includes being the mediwizard assigned to treat Lucius Malfoy. But he's Harry; he can deal with this. And he can deal with Draco Malfoy's nonsensical flirting, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 104,330 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 2,311 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Family Means More Than Blood by WingsOfADream reviews
A prophecy made in 1975 drastically changes the life of the boy who should have been known as Harry Potter. DMHP main couple, onesided LVHP also includes adoptivefather!Snape :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 65 - Words: 422,104 - Reviews: 2343 - Favs: 2,052 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Survivour V reviews
"Every good story has crazy armed gun men and a pack of mutant teenagers with severely mangled DNA. But every good story has to end." I whisper to myself but I know they can hear me."If you see a star make a wish, because you'll realize it might be the last star you'll ever see." "You sound like you're giving up." "Maybe I'm tired of fighting." (This bit comes later in the story.)
Virals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,962 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 9/15/2013 - [Tory B., Ben B.] Hi S., Shelton D.
Into the Wild GS reviews
The gender swapped version of Into the Wild. It starts off normally, a young housecat named Ruth just curious enough to stray into the forests by her home. All in a single moment, her life changes forever.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,901 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Firestar, Sandstorm
My Own Hells reviews
A sort of prequel to Virals, and what happened to Tory when her mom was killed. Rated for character death at the moment.
Virals - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,730 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Tory B. - Complete
Friends of Life reviews
Long story short, there's a fight with Ice Queen, a bomb or 2 goes off here and there and no one can find Fiona. Marshall Lee does and the girl's on the edge of death. What does he do? Better question, what does the culprit of the attack do? Read and find out!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 21,941 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Fionna, Marshall Lee - Complete