Author has written 5 stories for Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Warriors, and Virals.
Hi. Welcome to my page! I will now bother you with random stuff you probably wont read anyways!
My username changes quite a bit, but so far I've been KitsuneHoshi, Bellanika and Xienna Sarraphine Cast. I'm 15 years old, yes, I am a white girl and if you don't like that you may take it up the ass. I'm a baptised Christian, but I have been both and if anybody starts giving me sexist or religious hate crap I swear to every God and deity I've ever heard of I will hunt you down and put you through my torture house. Or report you... I love anime and all kinds of music except Justin Bieber and 1 Direction. Sorry Beliebers and 1D fanatics, but I hate you. Most of you...
I SUPPORT GAY RIGHTS AND IF YOU BITCH AT ME FOR IT YOU DIE, HOMOPHOBES! Consider yourselves warned...
I'm very artistic, I love writing, music and food. You should know I'm an insomniac, my parents loath me, I am a cutter and I have attempted suicide eighteen times, and failed every single time. If you read this and care, good for you! No one else does. In my house I'm viewed as a disappointment, scum, my mother has called me a whore and a large variety of other things.
Not that anyone cares about this. After all, no body needs an artist, or a writer. Drummer in a band, noooooooo, to Hell with them.
But seriously, you start bitching at me for no reason about my race, my religion or anything along the lines of you will not be getting a very nice letter back, unless I like you. I will listen to peoples problems, but piss me off and I'll make your life Hell. Call me a try hard and I will castrate you with a rusty spoon (males) or something else very agonizing. You've been warned, don't cross me.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
99.99% of girls would squeal in joy if Justin Beiber appeard on their doorstep and asked them for a date. If you're that 1% wiping blood of your fist, post this in your profile! 99.99% of girls would faint of fear if Justin Beiber vanished off the face of the earth. If you're that 1% now poking your hostage with a fork, post this in your profile!
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
If Edward Cullen was about to jump off the roof of a skyscraper 97% of women between the ages of 10 and 45 would be screaming "No! Don't jump! I love you!" and 3% would be sitting in a lawn chair with popcorn and scream "Do a flip sparkly bitch!"
If you are part of that 3% then repost this on your profile. If you aren't then I will laugh at all you Twi-Hearts for my own reasons.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to my boyfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with all forms of music, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. And most importantly, won't change who I am for anyone. Not one bit.
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