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Joined 09-30-11, id: 3301432, Profile Updated: 01-13-14
Author has written 6 stories for Mass Effect.

I'm just an 19 year old living in BC Canada that has found himself reading ME Facfics a lot. I've been playing video games since I was 4 or 5 and have been reviewing them for about 2 years. My favourite video games range from multi-player shooters like Halo and Battlefield, story driven games like Heavy Rain and Spec Ops : The Line, to driving games like Gran Turismo 2.

As for Films, I love gangster flicks like The Departed and Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. I don't care if a film is popular or not even though I do at many times question a films popularity (Twilight? Really?), I just care if it's a good movie or not. It can be a slow moving art piece like Drive or an action packed explosionfest like Die Hard.

As for Television shows, I don't get many of the ones I like here in Canada since I don't feel like paying for certain networks like the BBC. Though there's plenty I've gotten into. Shows like Castle, Firefly (Nathan Fillion fan, I know), Dexter, Chuck (Thank you iNf3ctioNZ) and BBC's Sherlock. There's also some great Web Shows I love like Red vs Blue, Leet World and Web Zeroes (If you haven't seen the last two, do it. WZ is a bit slow at first but it gets really good, I promise).

Same story applies to music. I love many popular artists like Linkin Park as well as unheard ones like Evolver (The rock band, not the album by John Legend...whoever that is). I like rock, orchestra and electronic tunes and don't really prefer one over the other. Celldweller is probably my favorite music artist with Chevelle being my second favorite.

I'm pretty tall at 6'2. Dirty blonde and blue eyed. I'm opinionated, but I have made exceptions to many things and I try to give everything a fair chance. I'm also an atheist but if someone believes in Religion I don't care, the same way I don't care about race. I like doing voice work, video editing, writing and just being myself.

http://www.youtube.com/user/9mmStudios. The link is for my youtube channel, but I've been getting caught up in written Mass Affect so don't expect anything too often from that.

I've also posted the covers for my stories on Deviant Art which you can find here : http://cuhnadian.deviantart.com/

As for Mass Affect, it started a little slow but its recently been getting praise such as.

M4GIC OR4NGEZ : One of the better self insets by far.

Empeorie : It's like reading a novelisation of L.A Noire mixed with 24 mixed with Mass Effect. Incredible.

Partsu : Itching for more!

Stuch : Action scenes are... cinematic, to put it lightly.

Colonel-Mustard1990 : It's so good it makes me want to punch myself in the face.

Atreyu429 : A rollercoaster of a story to read.

Crossfort : The whole storyline just fucking blew my mind.

I'm glad some of you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoy writing it.


Current Projects : So You're In A Self Insert 3? : Resurrection or Whatever Overused Subtitle Fits Best (On Hold), Homeworld

Future Projects : Homeworld 2

Completed Projects : Mass Affect, Thane : Sins of the Husband, Mass Affect 2 : The Wild Bunch


My Other Appearances

The Effects of Revenge by Lady Amiee Krios

Welcome to Earth, 2013 and With Jane as My Shepard by Bronzedamazon

Mass & Energy One by Empeorie

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MEFF: Project Darwin by Elateyin121 reviews
So one night I get sucked out of my average, normal life and dropped into a world full of OCs and insanity. I don't know why I was brought here or who's pulling my puppet strings, but my goal? Get out of here alive and find Shepard! ...Heh, and maybe go home... *S.I.* Main characters later in story!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,243 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Shepard (F)
Mass Effect: Pathways by TheWerdna reviews
Twenty-four years have passed since the Reaper War, and now Ria'Shepard, the adopted daughter of Shepard and Tali, sets off for her pilgrimage. Meanwhile a old enemy reemerges, forcing Shepard to take on his first Spectre assignment in five years to stop them. As both become embroiled in a conflict to control a ancient weapon, can either Shepard hope to save the galaxy once more.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 262,332 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
Massed Up 2 by DelVarO reviews
Shepard is dead, everyone went their own way and it's Thursday again. Now I have two full years to get myself ready for her return. Get myself back into better shape, stockpile some weapons... simple enough, right? With the way things were going so far, I think I should have expected that nothing will ever be so simple.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 72,538 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 6/22/2013
Welcome to the New Family by TheRev28 reviews
Saren is dead. Shepard is dead. But when she comes back, Ian and I will be waiting. Let's see the Omega 4 relay try to stop us...assuming we even make it that far. Sequel to Welcome to the Family. Rated T for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 134,233 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 5/4/2012 - [Shepard (F), OC] Garrus V., Kaidan A. - Complete
Crimson Depths I: Paragon by JustAFerret reviews
A biotic quarian is raised in a human colony and joins the Alliance military. His seemingly simple tour of duty leads to the first steps in discovering a galaxy-wide conquest of control by a shadowy organization. OC/Kasumi romance.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 28 - Words: 168,579 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Kasumi G.
Critical Mass by Rfalzar reviews
You know, I always thought the idea of living in the Mass Effect universe would be fun. After being sent there because of a freak lab accident, I'm starting to reevaluate that idea... if I can survive long enough that is. It's not exactly a cake-walk fighting off an ancient race of genocidal robots after all. SI, rated M for language, violence, various pairings.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 78,886 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Liara T'Soni, U. Wrex
Stuck in a World of Fiction- Original Version by TREBOR117 reviews
Instead of starting a new game, I end up living it. Now,stuck in a world meant to be fiction, I must use my knowledge to save this universe. OC/Ashley, Femshep/Liara. Rated T for language. (This is the original version. A newly improved and rewritten version is currently underway. That's the version I recommend reading.)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 84 - Words: 292,714 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Ashley W., Shepard (F) - Complete
Subject 23: Cryonics by The Eezoman reviews
Part two in the Subject 23 series. After dealing with his past, 23 must move on to the future. A suicide mission, a dangerous romance, outrunning Cerberus, and dealing with Subject 47. Reapers are the least of their problems as the Normandy crew struggles to maintain their sanity in a galaxy soon at war. Tali/OC, Shepard/ GV.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,559 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Tali'Zorah, OC, Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Parallel Lives by jamiepage19 reviews
One galaxy, two Shepards; their lives will never be the same again. With the Collectors defeated, John Shepard is about head back through the Omega 4 relay when the unthinkable happens and he and his crew are suddenly teleported back to Virmire. Once there, they stumble upon the Normandy SR-1 and he soon finds out that there's a Jane Shepard in charge and nothing is as it seems.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 157,584 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Miranda L., Shepard (M)
Masses to Masses 4 by iNf3ctioNZ reviews
Entire colonies are disappearing. The only thing standing between humanity and the Collectors are an extremist organisation and a once dead Spectre. Ian Shaw may have survived Omega, but as a suicide mission looms and old faces emerge, he's about to find the future he thought he knew may no longer be so certain. And that the past is never far behind. Cover by GeneralHarryHousin.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,923 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Thane K., Kasumi G.
A Dance With Death by Dazac reviews
What will change when a man from our world suddenly finds himself in the Mass Effect Universe? What changes will his presence cause, and how will those changes affect Shepard and the rest of his team? A Self-insert following the events from ME1-ME3, and maybe even beyond. Rated for language, suggestive content, violence, and drama. Rating my change. AU. Very AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,312 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Liara T'Soni, Nihlus K., Shepard (M), OC
A Murder Of Mass by InsidiousAgent reviews
A young swede ends up in the Mass Effect universe, only to find that there is something very different about this particular universe. Rated M because, well, why limit oneself? Life is dirty, smutty and violent when lived to its fullest.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,467 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Shepard (F), Dr. Chakwas
Fealty's Sake by DeliriumGothique reviews
Victoria Shaw will be forever in Jane Shepard's shadow. She goes to the Citadel to carve out a life that is her own by joining C-Sec. However, the former marine raises a few eyebrows and questions with her presence and history, especially among the Turian Hierarchy. A turian Black-Ops agent is assigned as her partner to see what she is truly up to.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,587 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Executor Pallin, OC
With Jane as My Shepard by Bronzedamazon reviews
After finding Jane in the year 2013, we've assimilated a new crew from our time that is forced to face the world that is Mass Effect with those that have already lived the tale. A continuation of "Welcome to Earth, 2013" featuring the same rag tag team of beloved characters that you have come to know through the previous trials and tribulations in the first story.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,811 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Shepard (F), U. Wrex, Liara T'Soni, Garrus V.
Paper Wings by Atreyu429 reviews
Being a cop is never easy. Neither is being thrown into a world of fiction. And after reluctantly joining C-Sec, I'll have to learn both lessons the hard way. Drug rings, psychotic gang leaders, blackmarket organ dealers, slave runners. It's all standard fare here. And beyond all that, powerful forces follow my every step. Surviving it all may not be an option...
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 137,406 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Garrus V., Executor Pallin
A Gamer Girl's Memoir by nerdymum reviews
Sara Davis is just your average, every day professional game reviewer for a popular gaming magazine. She claims to have a boring life, until everything changes one night when an unexpected, handsome visitor literally drops into her living room.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,219 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Thane K. - Complete
Butterfly Effect: Cocoon by FeZeTh13 reviews
They say the flap of a butterflies wings can cause a hurricane on the other side of the world. That something so small now, could have huge reprecussions later. I am the butterfly that has fallen into the Mass Effect universe and I am creating some hurricanes. I just hope they don't destroy me, Shepard's destiny, and all I come to love. SI with some OC's. Main characters later.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,938 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Nihlus K., Kaidan A. - Complete
A Very Long Engagement by cellostargalactica reviews
"It was easier when I hated everyone with no exceptions, you know?" While Shepard and Kaidan contend with trouble in the Terminus, their new child, and an upcoming wedding, Jack struggles to come to terms with change, especially change in the shape of a certain Lieutenant. Jack/James, Shenko. Part 2 of a Mass Effect Epilogue.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,228 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Jack, James V.
ME: Massive Epic by Midnight Lion reviews
A recounting of the first game in the Mass Effect saga: the story of Commander K.S. Shepard, Colonist/War Hero/Vanguard/Paragon. I just really wanted to know what made my canon!Shep tick... Updates when it updates.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 142,657 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Shepard (M), Ashley W.
Massed Up by DelVarO reviews
When I woke up I expected it to be a regular, mundane and boring day. What I definitely did NOT expect was me ending up on the Citadel, which happens to be in a totally different universe. God I hate thursdays.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 276,504 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Welcome to Earth, 2013 by Bronzedamazon reviews
I was headed home from work one night when a crazy lady in cosplay stuck a gun in my face as she tried to steal my car. After realizing that it was Commander Jane Shepard, I'm now on a mission to take her to Bioware in Canada with my brother who can't seem to keep his hands off of her and his mouth shut.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,627 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Mass Effect: Missing in Action 2 by Muse1505 reviews
Sequel to ME:MIA. 2 years after being spaced John Shepard wakes up in a Cerberus facility. Now he's putting together a new team to face a brand new threat, the Collectors. Old and new faces in a bigger squad, can Shepard really trust them all? OC/Tali
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,704 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M)
Say Hello to The Galaxy by Marcus Redfeild reviews
This story is about an OC named Michael Sanders, who lived as an orphan that had to provide for his little sister. So, what happens when the skills he's learned throughout the years, manages to stop a Batarian Slaver Invasion? He get's a special deal from the Alliance... This is a prequel to Mass Effect 1
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,634 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Mass Effect: Interregnum by The Naked Pen reviews
The Battle of the Citadel has been won. Saren Arterius is dead. Commander Shepard is dead. Garrus Vakarian isn't. Alone on Omega among slavers, murderers, mercenaries, insane warlords and the worst of the galaxy's criminals, he does the only thing he can: declares war. The Archangel legend is born, but angels can fall. Nothing's ever easy...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 55 - Words: 303,425 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Complete
Just Off the Key of Reason by TechnoNebula reviews
As she would come to learn, it was all just as real as her old life had been. SI. On Hiatus.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,708 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013
Task Force Hydra by iNf3ctioNZ reviews
Task Force Hydra. The four greatest spec ops troops in the galaxy. Against all foes, their greatest enemy may be themselves. But in times like these, they must fight together or die together. Welcome aboard the SSV Marathon. Welcome to the task force.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,618 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Admiral Hackett, Shepard (M), Councilor Sparatus
An Unsharpened Blade by Kitana Blade reviews
I was left beaten and battered. I've been found by a hero passing by. This is my journey discovering everything anew and finding myself dumbfounded by ways people live. From there, I get to leaps hurdles I've avoided and run a new race. This is my story.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,256 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Ashley W., Shepard (M)
Fate Rewritten: Vertigo by Feeloves reviews
**UNDER RENOVATION** Jokes aside, the Mass Effect Universe is dark, scary and dangerous as hell. So what on Earth is a girl to do if she lands smack dab in the middle of it all? Mindoir to end of ME1. Give it a try, it might surprise you.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,019 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Shepard (F)
Mass Effect: Namira by Princess Of Persian Rugs reviews
I know that when I found myself stuck in the middle of the first contact war and face to face with the younger version of The Illusive Man, I should've done the smart thing and ran in the opposite direction like hell. Only one problem though ... I'm not all that smart! Self Insert. Pre-ME to ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,499 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Saren A., Illusive Man, Shepard (M)
Mass Effect: Rise of the Phoenix by Vox351 reviews
Self Insert. As a young Marine sent to the Mass Effect universe, I arrive 7 years before the events of the first game and enlist in the Alliance. Terrorists, Slavers, Mercenaries, Assassin's...oh and a little thing called the Skyllian Blitz. Those are just a few things I have to deal with before Saren and Sovereign show up!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,227 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013
Casimir Effect by YourDepressedPenPal reviews
After being painfully transported to the Mass Effect universe one year before Shepard joins the Alliance, I find myself engulfed in the gang wars on Earth. T for language, alcohol, and violence.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,800 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Shepard (F)
Sands of Tuchanka - REVISED by Spyke1985 reviews
Totally revised version of this story. SI/AU, Ignores most of ME timeline. I go to sleep, and wake up as a krogan. Wait, WHAT? Craziness ensues. Things happen. Rated M for cussing and adult situations. Oh, and violence too. Lots of interesting adventures and culture shock city. If you like krogans, you'll love this. Enjoy! Update: New postings discontinued until further notice.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,230 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 9/26/2012 - U. Grunt
Blessed Are Those Who Mourn by SeraphSiren reviews
As she tries to come to terms with the loss of Shepard, how does Ashley find herself in the running to be a Spectre? What will she do when Shepard comes back? MShep/Ashley, w/ special guests Anderson, & the Illusive Man. OC(ish): Captain Hannah Shepard
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 100,244 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Shepard (M), Ashley W.
The Wormhole Effect by Tr0p3 reviews
Life is just a series of choices. Some of them big, some of them insignificant. I used to think it was easy to tell the difference, but after a seemingly harmless decision leaves me stranded in Mass Effect, I'm suddenly not so sure. Now, stuck three years before the events of the first game, I've got quite a few decisions to make. I just hope that I make the right ones. Self-insert
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,866 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Kasumi G., Aria T'Loak
Mass Effect: Vindication by Kraidle reviews
It's not easy waking up on Omega in 2183 with no clue of who you are. Even worse when you are being hunted for a crime that you can't remember. Join Ben Karos in his journey to be freed from his forgotten past.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 129,534 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M)
Solace by QuillMind reviews
Takes place 5 months after the events of DX:HR; SPOILERS for endgame & Missing Link DLC. Adam is sent to investigate a hidden facility that is rumoured to have ties to White Helix Labs. OC. Mature for violence/language/sex.
Deus Ex - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,874 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011
Gabby and Ken by JoeLaTurkey reviews
Will the Normandy's favourite double-act ever realise their potential as a couple? Let's find out. Kenneth/Gabriella
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,390 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Gabby D., Ken D.
Masses to Masses 3 by iNf3ctioNZ reviews
With Shepard gone and the crew disbanded, it should have just been two years waiting. Instead, Garrus and I face a new squad, a new station, new enemies, and a web of crime that's gonna take a hell of an untangling. Welcome to Omega. Welcome to Hell. Thanks to wielkiboss on DeviantArt for the cover.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 66 - Words: 396,438 - Reviews: 2370 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Garrus V., Aria T'Loak, Lantar Sidonis - Complete
Mass & Energy One by Empeorie reviews
From the writer of "So you're in a self insert?" Five adults, thrown into the world of Mass Effect. They must become merc's to pay the bills. But can they change the future? Will people review this? And where can they get a decent cup of tea here?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,185 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012
Acerbus Praeteritus by deathunit100010 reviews
Raised by quarians, exiled from the Flotilla, Shepard left his past behind him, refusing to speak of how or why he was the way he was. One quarian becomes the first to attempt to find out everything, and more.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,176 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Into the Fire by bale626 reviews
S/I; what happens when myself and other fellow FF authors are flung into the world of Mass Effect and beyond. - *Discontinued*
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 186,556 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Cyborg vs The Renegade by skyeblue104 reviews
I'm just a normal college girl out for a morning hike when suddenly I am kidnapped and put into a cyborg body in the Mass Effect Universe. As if it wasn't enough that I am now in a new body and far ahead in the future but then I found out that *gasp* Shepard is a Renegade! Oh hell no. P.s. Will contain language and spoilers for all three games P.p.s Reposting more info inside
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,263 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Shepard (M)
Team Milky Way 2 by celestial-insanity reviews
Miracles can happen. Things can be changed, rewritten. Abby, HK, and Sarah found this out before – but now they'll be even harder pressed to save the galaxy from destruction. Sequel to Team MilkyWay and Passages.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 170,575 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Kaidan A., Shepard (F)
Translations by vermouthhh reviews
A collection of James Vega drabbles, circa Mass Effect 3. Vega/Femshep pairing. Dancing, sparring, swearing, blood, sweat, kisses and Spanish galore.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 58,361 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 6/20/2012 - James V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Mass Affected Discontinued by Kinvarus reviews
I get sent to the Mass Effect universe, along with my non-gaming sister. Will our presence help Shepard stop the coming Reaper threat or doom the galaxy to extinction? Only time will tell. Begins 1 year before the events of ME1. Re-Launched under the new title Mass Affected: Reborn
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,276 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Garrus V. - Complete
Mass Effect: Awakening by Disturbed318 reviews
O.C. insert told from third person omniscient. Covers ME1. John Rettinger serves on the SSV Normandy SR-1 as chief engineer when Shepard introduces him to his new subordinate, a quarian named Tali'Zorah. M mostly for swearing, plus mild sexual themes.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,258 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M)
Meet Me at the Bar by iNf3ctioNZ reviews
Garrus Vakarian has a burning fear; losing the one thing he has left in the galaxy. So when Shepard leaves him behind to finish her mission, Garrus is determined not to let her go. Begins from the end run to the Crucible, continuation of the cliffhanger in the Destroy ending. Garrus/Shepard, oneshot, EC spoilers.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,335 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
The Dreamworks by Aldebaran 07 reviews
I, Devlin, live a relatively normal life in the 21st century. On a fun-filled trip to go cliff-jumping in the stunning gorges of Ithaca, New York, I find out that this adventure will change my life, and those of my friend's, forever. Self-insert.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,732 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Shepard (M), Illusive Man
So you're in a self insert 2? Electric bogaloo by Empeorie reviews
Ever Wanted to write an Self insert. Need tips for how to write one? Welcome to the sequel to the definitive guide to self inserts. It's time for self insert 101. For new writers and skilled ones.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,169 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Complete
Where You Belong by WastedHeart reviews
After the events of the Lair of the Shadow Broker DLC, Garrus travels to Palaven with Shepard to visit his family. Together, they must face the reaction of his family and the rest of the galactic community to their relationship. Sequel to Home. Post-ME3 epilogue now added! Complete.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 93,933 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Kat like Thief by Macy King reviews
Son of famous war hero Commander Shepard and the biotic Jack, Thane Shepard has a lot to live up to. This is a coming of age drama/romance focusing on Thane as he attends a new biotic academy. Rated T for language and adult themes. Updates to come, mushy
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,090 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Jack
An Exile's Effect by Dzugh reviews
Whiskey... Whiskey never changes. That is, if the standard side-effect of drinking the damned thing is waking up on an alien planet and being left for dead. ME SI, pre-ME1 era, possible SI/OC later on.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,944 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012
Mass Effect: Missing in Action by Muse1505 reviews
An Alliance marine goes missing in action in 2179, only to reappear in a Cerberus base during the events of Mass Effect 1. What has Cerberus done to him and how can Shepard put him to use? Shepard/Liara and OC/Tali
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 123,710 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
Those He Leaves Behind by Stuch reviews
ME2 Slight-AU. A disgraced N7 marine, witness to Shepard's war crimes on Torfan is tasked with investigating the commander's miraculous return with a mind to end his life. When he goes rogue will he still be able to pull the trigger and kill Shepard?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,553 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Shepard (M)
Welcome to The Family by TheRev28 reviews
After a very unfortunate turn of events, I find myself hip deep in the Mass Effect universe. Why could I possibly be here? How can one teenager and an unexpected companion possibly have an effect in Mass Effect? I hope I find out soon. T for language
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 169,136 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - [Ashley W., OC] Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
So you're in a Self insert 3? Teaser Trailer by Empeorie reviews
Not the full story. A hundred SI's are in the same place, all at once. But for what purpose? For education! Read the trailer for the most anticapted guide to SI's of all time! Second chapter has actual tips! May include your SI!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012
In a Citadel Darkly by Archontor reviews
Conspiracy grips the Citadel as politicians from a dozen worlds plot and plunder in secret. At the hands of two C-Sec Detectives lies what may be the only chance to drag them before the light.Rated M for murder,swearing and torture.Please read and review.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,028 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012
Mass Effect: The Lost Past by Epsilation reviews
With no memory of his past, Sean Mason stumbles though life. Until Shepard recruits him for a mission against the Collectors. Trouble arrises as Sean's past life begins to catch up with him! OC/Tali Rated M- graphic violence, language, and sexual themes.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 44,084 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
Friendship Collection by acethebatdog2039 reviews
Just a collection of one shots about John Shepard and his friends and family. *Chapter 29: Suicide Mission Part Two"
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 35,238 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Shepard (M), Garrus V.
Ghost in the Snow by M.Veritas reviews
A dead man owns Tali'Zorah vas Neema's heart and he's back to stake his claim to it. Welcome back, Commander Shepard. NOW AVAILABLE: CHAPTER 6 "DEATH WAITS SMILING" -originally its own story 'The Funeral' now uploaded as a quick chapter before Chapter7
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,426 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M)
Semper Fi II by Demon Spartan reviews
Colonies are disappearing, the Reapers are coming, and Shepard's back to put an end to it all. But he needs good men on his side. Good thing a certain US Marine is there to lend a hand. But this time, Eric has an army of his own. Shep/Tali Eric/Liara
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 31 - Words: 77,676 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 11/3/2010
Mass Effect: Dead Echo by Thunderfury12124 reviews
What begins as a horrific experience ends with me and my friends forming an elite mercenary squad in the Mass Effect universe. Begins before ME1, but will eventually progress through the game events with Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,993 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 3/5/2011
Team MilkyWay by celestial-insanity reviews
When Abby, Sarah, and DJ wish for something bizarre in response to a chain email, they are totally shocked when it becomes true! But Shepard needs the best on her team, and these three know EXACTLY what will happen at a given time. Welcome aboard!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 518,420 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Shepard (F)
A Golden Heart by SergiusTheGreat reviews
Ex-N7 Commando and C-Sec agent Luke de la Vega meets a young, struggling quarian in the Citadel, unleashing a series of turning points that put both in the eye of the storm. Humor, romance and action in this story. Rated M for various reasons. Parody-kind. Dedicated to the writers who have made this such a great section of fanfiction.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,218 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
So you're in a Self insert? A writers guide by Empeorie reviews
We've all done it. Wanted to write a Self insert. But how do you be original, creative and actually get some reviews? Read on future writers to find out. Now accepting tips for sequal.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,408 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Complete
You've Got Mail! by Loethlin reviews
In the aftermath of Horizon, Shepard is stressed out and sad. Normandy's crew is trying to take care of her, in quite a roundabout way. Yet another Mass Effect Kink Meme fill. Yay, won an award for this one!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Kaidan A., Shepard (F) - Complete
Noble Pair by firerwolf reviews
100 Prompt couples challenge done based on Carter/Noble One and Kat/Noble Two. T for violence.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 100 - Words: 76,716 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 11/9/2010 - [Catherine-B320/Kat/Noble Two, Carter-A259/Noble One] Emile-A239/Noble Four, Jorge-052/Noble Five - Complete
Project Gethinator by 500 Metric Tonnes of Palladium reviews
Tali may have a new ship and a new crew, but the forces of the universe certainly aren't going to let that stop them from tormenting her. Continuation of Inglorious Bosh'tets.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,400 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Dawn of a New Beginning by Harold Genhi reviews
What happened to Nadja? What was the Shadow Broker's gift? Who else didn't make it off of the Normandy? So many questions that will soon be answered with the new calming story of Dawn of the New Beginning. Life is finally starting for the child.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,867 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M)
Mass Vexations 2 by Herr Wozzeck reviews
It's been two years since Saren was stopped. And now that Mass Effect 2 has come around, it's time for me to help Shepard stop the Collectors. Self-insert, sequel to Mass Vexations. Tali/OC, F!Shepard/Thane, Garrus/?, various other pairings.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 607,709 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - [Shepard (F), Thane K.] [Tali'Zorah, OC] - Complete
Subject 23 by The Eezoman reviews
First in a series. 23 escaped. Now, he works to hunt the person responsible for his pain. Shepard/Garrus, Tali/OC and few others. Be aware. Some characters are not cannon.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 94,807 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Shepard (F), Tali'Zorah - Complete
The Vengence of a Nation by Offensive Bias 2.0 reviews
This follows the ending of the game and what happens afterward.
Homefront - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,983 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011
Infiltrait0rN7 by Ranubis reviews
We all know that Legion is deadly in combat. Rumors are he also is a gamer. Let's take a look at his interactions on the extranet...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Legion - Complete
Masses to Masses 2 by iNf3ctioNZ reviews
After two years with Garrus at C-Sec, it's finally time. Shepard's here, and we've got a rogue Spectre to stop, a Reaper to defeat, a missing girlfriend to save...in the only way we know how. With plenty of gunfire, one-liners and romance! Sequel fic. Thanks to wielkiboss on DeviantArt for the cover.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 40 - Words: 241,183 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., U. Wrex, Tali'Zorah - Complete
Razor's Edge by Tairis Deamhan reviews
Mass Effect 2 novelization, the life of one spectre that's seen more than his share of the galaxy's dark side. If you've already died once the question becomes what's worth living for? It's the question that will have to be answered to save a galaxy.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 37 - Words: 260,290 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Inglorious Bosh'tets by 500 Metric Tonnes of Palladium reviews
What was Tali'Zorah doing during the two years after Shepard's death? Discovering that the universe hates her, apparently.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,157 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
Semper Fi: Fall of Shadows by Demon Spartan reviews
Eric's back, but this time hes not fighting the Reapers. With Shepard being revived, Eric and Liara work together to put an end to the Shadow Broker. But in the world of information broking...who can the couple trust? Eric/Liara
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,164 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Complete
Semper Fi by Demon Spartan reviews
A United States Marine is caught in an ambush in Afghanistan, but is saved by an Asari and taken to the Mass Effect universe. Now hes a part of a new war, can he help stop the Reapers and the end of the galaxy?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,784 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Complete
Masses to Masses by iNf3ctioNZ reviews
After a freak event sends me into the ME universe 2 years before ME1, I find myself working at C-Sec. As if dealing with serial killers, drug smugglers, and Garrus Vakarian wasn't enough, I need to work out why I was sent here, and I need to survive. Thanks to wielkiboss on DeviantArt for the cover.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,397 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Executor Pallin - Complete
Not a Game Anymore by Demon Spartan reviews
When a teen is taken from his hellish life and thrown into the Mass Effect universe, he'll need to aquire new skills along with his knowledge of the game to stay alive. Problem is...its no longer a game. Shep/Tali OC/Jack
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 81,882 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Complete
Mass Vexations by Herr Wozzeck reviews
Vexations. Music of Erik Satie. Somehow, it transported me to the Mass Effect universe. Might as well make the best of it, and by that I mean help the crew stop Saren and the Geth, all without telling my real origins. Self-insert. Kaidan/Shepard
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 187,688 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Shepard (F), U. Wrex, Tali'Zorah, OC - Complete
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Homeworld reviews
Nobody reacts the same way in any given scenario. Some people in my shoes may have gone to fight crime at C-Sec, start a mercenary group with their friends or join Shepard to become big god damn heroes. All I wanted to do was go back to my era. This place may have been my hometown of Vancouver, but 2182 was not my time. At least, not for now.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,640 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Complete
DISCONTINUED: Mass Affect : Revised Edition reviews
Our lives have gone from quietly living in Canada's west coast to fighting for our lives in a world we thought to be fiction. Somebody is responsible for this and we will find him, hopefully. Trust, training, flying cars, self inserts and... Zombies? - A retelling from the writer of "So You're in a Self Insert 3". Pre-ME1. Contains Violence and Strong Language. You've been warned.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,151 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Garrus V., Lia'Vael
DISCONTINUED: Mass Affect 2 : The Wild Bunch reviews
Our lives have gone from C-Sec agents on Mass Effect's Citadel to vigilantes taking the law into our own hands, hopefully. Self inserts, guns, explosions, thieves, cops and...a Lamborghini? - Sequel to Mass Affect. A Dramedy series with a bit of romance too. Pre-ME1. Contains Violence and Strong Language. You've been warned.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 116,935 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Kasumi G., Lia'Vael - Complete
So You're In A Self Insert 3? : Resurrection reviews
I had ventured into the world of Self Insert Fanfiction for Mass Effect. I was in the middle of working on my masterpiece when I was suddenly transported to a place called the "Empeorie Academy", where I would be taught by CuHnadian as well as many other Fanfiction gurus. I could tell you what it was like, but why don't I show you by writing it all down on a web page?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,677 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012
OLD: Mass Affect reviews
Our lives have gone from teens quietly living in BC Canada, to detectives fighting crime on Mass Effects Citadel. Somebody out there is responsible for this and we will find him, hopefully. Self inserts, Car Chases, Explosions and...Zombies?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,207 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Garrus V., Lia'Vael - Complete
Thane : Sins of the Husband reviews
What if Thane had been there when the Batarians attacked his wife? ONE SHOT. Also includes preview of Mass Affect 2 : The Wild Bunch.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Kolyat K., Thane K. - Complete