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Joined 10-01-11, id: 3301876, Profile Updated: 06-12-12
Author has written 6 stories for Secret Series, Harry Potter, Homestuck, and Sherlock.

I write. I try to, at least. And then I quit at chapter one. You have been warned.

Support is much appreciated. c:

I type Australian English, but might make slight typos that contain American English.

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"For even the most wicked have a family that loves them." - Arius, The Search for Wondla

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Saltwater Room by natural selection reviews
Your name is VRISKA SERKET. You are a MUTANT and so have been EXILED FROM SOCIETY and moved to a QUARANTINED AREA. Lousy goddamn stupid radiation. AU (will be update! Just taking a while, sorry)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 207,603 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 3/4/2012 - [Vriska S., Tavros N.] Sollux C., The Handmaid
This is a totally useless fanfiction by Suna Kurai reviews
Just as summer came, Cass and Yoji had been together. Max-Ernest tried to get her on a mission for Terces where it's just them like back in the old days. Max-Ernest will be gone in a year can Cass take losing her best friend? Or more?
Secret Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 27,413 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Max-Ernest, Cassandra/Cass
Revenge won't Help by YamiKokoro reviews
Kairi's parents were brutally murdered by Hao many years ago. She joins the X-Laws, seeking revenge. When her loyalty is questioned, she has to decide between the life and death of her new friends. OCxRen, but not very romancey.
Shaman King - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 31,733 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Ren T., Iron Maiden Jeanne
The City of Light by Cynthia Zharya reviews
Better summary inside! A complete rewrite of the entire Homestuck webcomic, albeit interpreted differently. Old characters make new appearances in vastly different guises, and the Overworld now intersects with the Medium in unexpected ways. This will be a long journey, filled with shattered assumptions and new revelations, and its ending will be the biggest twist of all!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 61 - Words: 149,418 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - John E., Dave S.
The Hunt for the MarySue's by AnonymousDuo reviews
"A plague has spread across the wizarding community, and it originates from the internet. It is known as the plague of the Mary-Sue's." The Order is hunting down Mary-Sue's, but are they safe from the plague themselves? Lots of humour and Mary-Sue's.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Harry P.
Shipping Trolls by Squirthasblueglasses reviews
In a timeline without SGrub, the trolls come of age and have to be shipped off Alternia. Without SGrub and Doc Scratch's influence, their lives have been drastically changed, and they have to face their impending adulthood, whether they want to or not.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 25,593 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Karkat V. - Complete
Artiststuck by prospit-ranger reviews
Karkat is a sophomore at Savannah College of Art and Design. At the top of his class, he still lives in a shitty-ass apartment with John. His circle of friends all master at the arts, and that circle is growing larger... and weirder...
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,925 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Karkat V.
Time to Read by AnonymousDuo reviews
Harry, Hermione, the Weasleys, Marauders, Lily and the 3rd generation get transported to the same place by strange means... What happens when they find out who each other are? And what happens when they are given books to read?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,951 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Harry P., Marauders
I Hold With Those Who Favor Fire by Flipspring reviews
In which Karkat, Terezi, and the ten other trolls land in the Harry Potter world and shenanigans ensue. /To complete a mission they cannot remember./ Currently on Hiatus.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,910 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Harry P., Karkat V.
1000 Reasons Why Harry P is Better Than Twilight! by iElvendork reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,948 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011
Aftermath by My Vantilene reviews
It wasn't the annihilation they had come to expect, but it wasn't exactly their happily ever after either. It was a bittersweet middle road, and it has made all the difference. RxD DxJ JxJ KxT SxA Good luck figuring those abbreviations out.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,452 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Dave S., Rose L.
I feel so by wreakhavoc reviews
Fall asleep all alone Hear your voice in the dark Lose myself in your eyes Choke my voice
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Eridan A., Feferi P.
Meowrails by TheDoodlesAreAlive reviews
Their road was one filled with bumps. But somehow, Nepeta Leijon managed to be the one to soften Equius Zahhak's angry heart. Takes place two sweeps before SGRUB.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Nepeta L., Equius Z.
Roadtripping by FerrisWheeling reviews
One van. Two hours. Sixteen teenagers of various species. Let's just get this painful memory in the making over with. ONESHOT
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Complete
Tales of the VGC by KCCasey reviews
What happens when you get twelve very different high school kids and stick them in a house together once a week? Shenanigans. Shenanigans happen. Humanstuck, High School AU, too many pairings to list
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,669 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 9/6/2011
Nautical by FerrisWheeling reviews
Eridan and Feferi are just going to sit back, relax, and enjoy the clusterfuck that is their relationship. Fluff-ish. ONESHOT
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Eridan A., Feferi P. - Complete
Karkat: Try to Master the Art of Cliched Poetry by Sweetloot reviews
THIS IS INCREDIBLY STUPID! Pairing: Karkat/Anybody you want! Rated for language and incredible amounts of stupidity and silliness.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Karkat V. - Complete
My Dear Kismesis: Tales of Love and Hate by Total Drama Addict reviews
An anthology of Homestuck. Trolls, humans, and anyone else I feel like putting in here. Next is a story that's actually more along the lines of a TerezixDave story. I HOPE YOU DANCE.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,644 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Terezi P., Dave S.
The Space in Rage by obsessedStuck reviews
Kanaya goes clown hunting.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Kanaya M., Gamzee M. - Complete
White Eyes by TsunOfDere reviews
All you felt was a piercing blade in your back. You knew perfectly who it belonged to. In a way, you expected it. You almost wished for it. This time around, your death comes swiftly. And you're not going to revive.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,528 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Vriska S., Tavros N. - Complete
Behind White Eyes by TsunOfDere reviews
Side stories for my main fic White Eyes. Blue Nightmare: His nightmares were filled with cerulean blood. • Light Breath nsfw : "First one to undress wins." • Making of History: Mindfang and the Summoner's past.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Tavros N., Vriska S. - Complete
BL1ND JUST1C3 by Curi0sity reviews
What happens when you put a blind woman detective and a murderous clown together? PUR3 JUST1C3! Slight AU and ships later on.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,101 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Terezi P., Gamzee M.
Our Pasts Intertwined by combativeAdjutor reviews
A series of one-shots for the fic "Four Quadrants" by timewornInkslinger and I but can be read on its own. Humanstuck! What happened between Terezi and Vriska? How did Vriska and John meet? How did Karkat become an actor? And more! Multi-ship/pairings.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,574 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012
Getting A Great Palhoncho by Flipspring reviews
Jade and John explode dramatically into Jake's bedroom, trickery ensues. Spoilers up to early Act 6. No Pairings.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2012 - John E., Jake E. - Complete
Eridan I by Goldenstar-Polska reviews
CC: I just broke t e news to Sollux t at e and I aren't reely meant for eac ot er CA: wwhat, reely? - Trollmegle chat. But what's this? There's ANOTHER twist in the story? It doesn't turn out like expected, I promise!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Eridan A.
Blades and Bullets by Cynthia Zharya reviews
An extension of Intermission 1 of the City of Light, so thus contains spoilers for said story. May be OOC, apologies in advance. Characters include Jake and Brobot.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,970 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Complete
Moment by Chronos Keeper reviews
That uncomfortable moment where you're laying on the floor, and that chick who crippled you is towering over you. Yeah, that one.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Tavros N., Vriska S. - Complete
Voice of Heaven by craple reviews
The way he whispers her name is everything but innocent. Gamzee/Kanaya.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Gamzee M., Kanaya M. - Complete
Worse Than Romeo and Juliet by craple reviews
"They're going to die, he realizes, and clutches her hand tighter than necessary." Dersecest one-shot.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Dave S., Rose L. - Complete
This Isn't What it Looks Like Poem by Skylar Storm reviews
This is a poem that I wrote for a reading project in school.
Secret Series - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Complete
Without Sburb by TheBleachDoctor reviews
A little poem about what Homestuck would've been like if the kids didn't play Sburb. Free verse, and non-rhyming.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Complete
Fly by crimson-obsidian-rose reviews
Vriska can't stop feeling remorse for all she's done to Tavros. Fortunately, she thinks she knows the perfect way to apologize.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Tavros N., Vriska S. - Complete
Homemade Peanut Butter Cookies by shamanhearts reviews
It was White Day, and Usui Horokeu needed to come up with a way to celebrate this special holiday. A birthday fic for both the beloved bluenette, and RoseblossomWarrior!
Shaman King - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Horohoro U., Kororo/Damuko - Complete
A HardKnock Life, Indeed by pengirl100and2 reviews
Summary is inside and I'm lazy.
Annie - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Complete
A Creepy Night by YamiKokoro reviews
Yoh and the others receive a scary note on halloween night... Halloween fic, and yes, Kairi's in there.
Shaman King - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Yoh A.
Letter 192 by GleeFangurl721 reviews
"Dear Fred... Today was just like any other." Six months after Fred's death, George writes his 192 letter to his late brother. K for safety...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Scarlet Secrets and Sequestering Shades by Flipspring reviews
Because cool shades are the solution to everything. Dave Strider & Karkat Vantas. No pairings.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete
Who Dunnit? by YamiKokoro reviews
Where did Ren's milk go? Hm... This story has my OC, but has almost nothing to do with the Shaman Fight. Also, this is NOT a RenxHoro story. This is merely for entertainment.
Shaman King - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Ren T., Horohoro U. - Complete
Goodnight Dune by Your Iron Lung reviews
In which Kanaya and Gamzee have a tender moment over a wrigglers book found in a chest.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Kanaya M., Gamzee M. - Complete
The Secret of the Bemuda Triangle by SpringFling reviews
The answer to the Secret of the Bermuda Triangle lies here. Don't listen to the scientists! This is the real thing. One shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Poseidon, Zeus
The Worst Homestuck Fanfiction Ever by The Dream Goddess reviews
A story of Mary Sues, canon breaking, and complete silliness.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011
Three Exiles, Slightly Broken by RedPenn reviews
The Homestuck exiles pull together to form a small dysfunctional family.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Complete
Petunia's Story by Samantha reviews
Life from Aunt Petunia's point of view
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/25/1999
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A Study in Ascension reviews
Prince and Knight. Death and Resurrection. Friends and Lovers. Sherlock and John. A tale of how the fledgling consulting detective and the to-be army doctor ascends as Mind and Heart. For 'landofwholockandstuff' on tumblr as a part of the johnlockchallenges gift exchange, prompt was 'God-Tiers'. Teenlock, Johnlock, SBURB Session AU. Bonus Moriarty. T for death and snogging.
Crossover - Sherlock & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2012 - John W. - Complete
Hivebent
A story about a young troll and his pals and a quest they go on together.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2012 - The Signless/The Sufferer
Drops of Sky reviews
The earth and sky share one brief, last moment together as the former slowly dies. A rather metaphorical one-shot on the Kismesistude between Tavros and Vriska. Para Shipping.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Tavros N., Vriska S. - Complete
EctoShenanigans reviews
Harry and Draco find themselves Appearified into an Alternian lab. John reveals a little secret. One-shot. Getting expanded under the name 'Names don't Matter! See Ch. 2 for more info.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Harry P., John E. - Complete
The Other Side reviews
Cass found out, and she couldn't deal with it. Sequel to 'Rainy Day'. One-shot. M-ExCxY-Y tragedy.
Secret Series - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Cassandra/Cass - Complete
Rainy Day reviews
Max-Ernest feels like he's straying further and further from his friends. And this is the story of when it snapped. One-shot. M-ExCxY-Y tragedy. I'm trying to capture adolescence emotions. Please R&R. Any feedback is greatly appreciated.
Secret Series - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Max-Ernest - Complete