MeAndI63
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Joined 10-01-11, id: 3302848, Profile Updated: 02-09-16
Author has written 9 stories for Omen, Children of the Corn, My Babysitter's a Vampire, and Mortal Instruments.

I don't speak English! Forgive me for my mistakes*

Writing for about... 5 years now. Live at the middle east in the borders of 1948, jew.

Writing is my hobby, I love acting, metal music and art. My favorite genres are horror, angst and romance.

Sometimes I feel like freak, sometimes I'm sure I'm genius. Supports the Hamahane Haziony (Zionist Union- centre-left political alliance that supports Two-State Solution)

Hate Miri Regev. Admire Stav Shaffir.

Next year probably I'll be part of the IDF, and I don't know what to feel about this.

I hope you will love my stories :)

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I don't believe in God so I MUST be evil and should be ashamed.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store or a petrol station.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I WEAR SOME BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecker.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.
I’m PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don’t wear Abercrombie and Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber-sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak!

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The Pretty Wrecked by SereneCalamity reviews
They came from two completely different worlds, but they were both as wrecked as each other. Clace.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,906 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 1/17/2015 - Clary F., Jace W.
His Little Red by SereneCalamity reviews
Most of the time Clary was good. But there was something about the golden eyed boy that made her want to break the rules. Clace.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,480 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Clary F., Jace W.
Invisible by newt-scamanderp reviews
Jace was in the darkness, Clary was the light. And for once, Jace wished he wasn't invisible. Shadowhunter x Mundane. Oneshot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/9/2015 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Haunted by ImaginaryMoonlight reviews
AU. Clary becomes trapped in an abandoned mansion for several years by an unseen figure. To escape, Clary must find and defeat the shadow. But with this mysterious stranger being her only love and her only hate for so long, will Clary want to leave when the time comes? Full desc inside. Eventual lemons. Sebastian/Clary
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,116 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/14/2015 - Published: 3/7/2015 - Clary F., Jonathon M./Sebastian V. - Complete
Knowing by C a P T i V i T Y reviews
Emma leaned forward and said something, and at first Pan couldn't hear it, but then she repeated it: "You loved him." - And Pan said: "I know." [Panry]
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2015 - [Peter Pan, Henry Mills] - Complete
Crazy by KissingFire reviews
Clary never considered herself crazy. But when she finally gets shipped off to an asylum, full of psychos who want to kill her, Clary needs to learn how to survive, and how to avoid the gorgeous, yet insane, pyro. M for some violence and language. OOC&AU
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,132 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Clary F., Jace W.
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Ideas for adopt! reviews
Loving ideas looking after warm imagination to grow in and become powerful stories. Just read it! you might find inspiration.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/12/2015 - Complete
Smile without bitterness reviews
Mom came home today with new cloths for herself. She bought new jeans, new boots, and new shirt. And you not usually likes mom cloths, but those shirt... those sparkles, the red lips in the middle. You like this shirt, Just this once. Story of a girl. AU/AH. Clace at the end. No lemons.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,270 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/26/2015 - [Clary F., Jace W.] Jonathon M./Sebastian V. - Complete
(פרח נתתי לקליירי (ג'וני גיבור
יקום חלופי! סיפורו של ג'ונתן מורגנשטרן דרך שיר הילדים המוכר "דני גיבור"
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - Hebrew - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,669 - Published: 4/5/2015 - Complete
סיפור בעברית? reviews
כל מי שמדבר עברית ויכול לענות לי, שאלה קטנה!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - Hebrew - Chapters: 2 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 2/23/2015
Dear sister reviews
Jonathan writes a letter to Clary. light mention of rape. first fanfic since... 2013? fixed up!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2015 - Clary F., Jonathon M./Sebastian V. - Complete
Thunder reviews
Malachi and Ruth are staying in one of the old house while at storm
Children of the Corn - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Complete
Double Negtive- The Best Night In My Life reviews
Ethan is Evil- Benny prisener, and he have to sleep with him every night. one night, Benny has a offer for him... English is not my language. I'm sorry if I have a mistake's!
My Babysitter's a Vampire - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Benny W., Ethan M. - Complete
The winner in the game reviews
This is about Ruth, Malachi lover. This fanfic is about the movie from 2009!
Children of the Corn - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Complete
I'm sorry, brother! reviews
His head is falls on the snow. His eyes are close. Forever. English is not my native language! Please forgive me if there are errors. oneshoot
Omen - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Complete