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Author has written 7 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Transformers, Real Steel, and Hunger Games.

Hello, I'm LogicIsTheUltimateWeapon, but you can address me as Logic, Nick, or NT.

Number one, I am into Transformers.

Number two, Prowl is awesome.

Number three, anyone who says otherwise will be destroyed by my slaves.

Alright, well this will most likely build into one of those super long accounts with copy and paste stuff eventually, so that's enough of that.

Anyways, you'll be expecting Transformers-related fanfics here, so enjoy.

I'm okay with slash, I don't judge anyone who likes it, I even admire them a lot because I know many authors who love slash are some of the best I have personally ever read stories of.

Alright, I'll probably post more later, bye for now!

Name: Nick.

Age: Old enough to know not to tell you guys.

Gender: I'll keep you guessing, though it's probably pretty obvious once you read the profile.

Interests: Transformers, rollerblading, reading, writing, and messing with my friends.

Dislikes: Pink (colour, not the singer), snobs/girls who dress half-naked (I mean really, do you even know what clothes are for?), and just all those problems that make life, well, life.

Transformers Stuff!

Autobot side? Decepticon side? I honestly don't know. You can't have 'Cons without 'Bots, and vice versa. So... what can I say? Both, perhaps? Haha, Autocons or Deceptibots!

Honestly though, Prowl (My number one character) is on the Autobot side, so bear with me because I know sooo many people say this, but I'm truly a 'Bot inside.


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My stories:


G1/Cartoon Universes

I Can't Pretend To Know How You Feel

Prowl - Autobot SIC and Head Tactician, adopts two sparklings. Crazy right? Yup. What's the reason for this? And why do these sparklings mean so much to Prowl when he was forced to look after them?

Is That A Robot?

REAL STEEL AND TRANSFORMERS CROSSOVER. Max Kenton hasn't been having a good day, Charlie has been sinking into the depths of depression. The preteen needed a miracle, and when he met a black and yellow Camaro with his teenage charges - the child was pretty sure he just found it. Can both sides help each other get back to normal? Multi-Chap fic.


Fluffy one-shots about Transformers and multiple young OCs. Young children really, for the sake of fluffiness.

Give It A Go

Multiple One-shots containing The Real Steel Cast and the Transformers Crew. Ch 1: Max shows the Autobots a better way to past time, with the help of a certain dancing G2 Sparring 'bot.


A Different Kind Of Hurting

Yeah, I couldn't help it - DOTM was calling me in. The aftermath of DOTM and what the 'bots will do to help heal the wounds of those hurting.

One Life

OC input. The Autobots are amazed at how much one life can drastically change so many others - for the better and for the worst.


Little Moments

Okay, so this is basically just a one-shot of little moments starring THG and TF cast that may or may not end up in the universe of a new story I'm planning on posting.

Coming Up?

TheHungerGames/Transformers Crossover

Yup! I'm planning on doing a lil' crossover between my two (currently) favourite fandoms. However, this will NOT be posted until I finish at least one of my other WIP stories.

Quotes and Random Quips

"If you can't beat 'em, join'em. If you can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If you can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If you can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If you can't kill 'em, you’re screwed."

Rhetorical questions are persuasive, aren't they?

He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke at first.

Life is difficult. It's full of trials, sorrow, and pain. However, if you fall down, just stand back up straight, be confident, and say, "WHICH IDIOT PUSHED ME?!"

I looked up at the stars one night and thought, "Where the heck did my ceiling go?"

I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We're on the same side now.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.

Whoever said that nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door or walking on water.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

Don't lеt whаt уоu can't dо stop уоu frоm whаt уоu саn do. -John Wooden

"He іѕ а wise man whо dоеѕ nоt grieve fоr thе thіngѕ whісh hе hаѕ not, but rejoices fоr thоѕе whісh hе has." - Epictetus

"Gratitude unlocks thе fullness оf life. It turns whаt wе hаvе іntо enough, аnd more. It turns denial іntо acceptance, chaos tо order, confusion tо clarity. It саn turn а meal іntо а feast, а house іntо а home, а stranger іntо а friend. Gratitude mаkеѕ sense оf оur past, brings peace fоr today, аnd creates а vision fоr tomorrow." -Melody Beattie

"Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do." -Voltaire

"With the All Spark gone, we cannot return life to our planet. And fate has yielded its reward, a new world to call home. We live among its people now, hiding in plain sight, but watching over them in secret, waiting, protecting. I have witnessed their capacity for courage. And though we are worlds apart, like us, there's more to them than meets the eye.
I am Optimus Prime and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars. We are here. We... are waiting." - Optimus Prime, TFM1

"No man chooses evil because it is evil; he only mistakes it for happiness." -Mahatma Gandhi

Efficiency is intelligent laziness. - David Dunham

Beware the fury of a patient woman.

Humor is the good natured side of truth.

"In the end, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger; makes a fighter."

Don't look too deep into irrelevant topics - you'll either end up falling too far, or with a massive headache.

Happy Writings!


*It has been far too long and I apologize to all my readers who have been waiting for updates. I guess I will have to warn now that I cannot update regularly, but I will NOT abandon any of my stories. Fair warning.*

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The Unexpected One by Casting Moonlight reviews
The betrayal cut deep and the wound crippled them. Still, they did not fall thanks to the efforts of the one hurt most of all.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
The Couch by Thalanee reviews
Optimus isn't quite sure what he's done, but Prowl is there and he's ordering him and his finger is pointing, so there is only one thing the Autobot leader can do... Just a cracky little oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Prowl, Optimus Prime - Complete
An Empty Paradox by Chesty's Superbest Friend reviews
Usotsuki Lily fic. En/Hinata angst. En was hit with another wave of amnesia, and he was hell-bent on hating this so called girl who was his "girlfriend." That is, until she made him hurt. A little. And think. A lot. And love. But how much?
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Complete
Prowl's Banned Music List by cessy1713 reviews
The way these bots use music should be illegal. Might turn into story. MULTIPLE ONE-SHOTS.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Jazz, Prowl
Empty by Silvia Blake reviews
Prowl disappeared along with the crew of the Heluxis three vorns ago. One mega-cycle ago a team of Autobot infiltrators entered a Decepticons facility, killed its guards, and retrieved the data necessary to their mission. They also found Prowl.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Prowl
Legacy by Deathcomes4u reviews
G1- At the beginning of the war, Starscream decides he wants to leave a lasting impression on the world, and what better way than to shape another mech's very life. A sparkling, the collateral from their latest city raid, is his new insurance policy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,623 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Starscream, Prowl
The Voice by Blitz-Krazi-1 reviews
A mysterious voice draws Sideswipe from exhaustion to insatiable curiosity, unearthing some strange activities taking place late in the Ark's off cycle.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Vacation by Molten-Ashes reviews
Epps and Lennox weigh up how much sanity they will lose this year on the Autobot's annual Vacation...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/30/2011 - R. Epps, Captain Lennox - Complete
The Silence by Molten-Ashes reviews
"They never expected it here; never here in a neutral city of culture and noise..."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Prowl, Bluestreak - Complete
Anatidaephobia by Steelburst reviews
Everyone has a fear. Crack fiction is crack. ish.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Optimus Prime, Sam Witwicky - Complete
Why Sideswipe Collects Spoons by Molten-Ashes reviews
"Why!" Sideswipe sobbed into the Rec-Room table, "They were in their prime!"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
True Celebration by renegadewriter8 reviews
Fifth in the Masked Verse / Prompt given by foghornleghorn3: Birthday / Jazz doesn't understand why Prowl hates his spark-joor so much.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Who Let the Twins Out? by JustMakeLeftTurns reviews
"Who let the twins out? Who? Who? Who? Who?" Prowl: Crash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
Ratchet the Autobot by Flight of Insanity reviews
Desperate times call for desperate measures, and when the Autobot CMO refuses to take a break, the officers pull out the big guns.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Ratchet - Complete
Night at the Museum by Molten-Ashes reviews
Earning extra credits shouldn't have been this traumatising...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Sunstreaker, Bluestreak - Complete
Tales of the mini medic by XspriteyX reviews
This was written based on a challenge by Carlough, it stars Sparkling Ratchet enjoy ;
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Ratchet - Complete
Meeting of Minds by Kenya Starflight reviews
Crossover with Animorphs. Visser Three's plan to conquer the Decepticons goes hilariously awry when he tries to make a Controller of Rumble. Short and sweet.
Crossover - Animorphs & Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Visser Three, Rumble - Complete
Love Is by The Starhorse reviews
One shots, with various characters displaying the virtures of Love. Ten points and a cookie to anyone who catches the reference on these chapter titles.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,188 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/26/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006
Best Laid Plans by Nightwind reviews
G1 Wheeljack and Ratchet decide to take a vacation. That was their first mistake...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,461 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/14/2001 - Wheeljack, Ratchet - Complete
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One Life reviews
I opened my bag and dumped its contents. I grabbed my books, when a glint caught my eye. On dumped papers, sat broken glasses. The glass lens was shattered to pieces. I groaned. These were probably Sam's from earlier when he bumped into me. Holding up one of the larger pieces of broken lens to the light, I noticed marks on it - similar to a map. Well that's pretty weird...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,702 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012
Little Moments reviews
Current one-shot, possible two-shot. Just little moments that may possibly find a home in the universe of a story that I haven't posted just yet. Rue/Prowl friendship, Rue/Jazz friendship, Sunny/Sides/Cato/Clove friendship. No pairings as of yet. Warnings: Possible spoilers, mischievous humans and mechs alike, time skips. Rated T just in case of future violence. Please R&R.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2012
Is That A Robot? reviews
Max Kenton needed a miracle. And when the preteen met a black and yellow Camaro with his teenage charges, he was pretty sure he found it. Can both sides help each other get back to normal? AU and G1 Elements.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Real Steel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,833 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Max K.
Friends? reviews
Multiple one-shots of Autobots and OCs. Mostly young children, for the sake of fluffiness. Ch 4: Ironhide has conflicting emotions about Sam's dog, but when Ratchet and his charge suddenly get an idea about the species, 'Hide finds himself in trouble.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,523 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 11/9/2011
I Can't Pretend To Know How You Feel reviews
I am Prowl; in all my years, it never occurred to me that lives so young could teach so much. And as the two younglings - a mech and a femme - took my war-worn servos, I felt a twinge in my spark as they whispered, "You were meant to be somebody."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,880 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Prowl
A Different Kind Of Hurting reviews
Follows DOTM; AU. The war is over, it has to be. And even if the world was saved, so many lives were lost in exchange. The 'bots needed to heal those left wounded; whether themselves or others in need. Autobot/Decepticon ensemble. OC input.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,020 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
Give It A Go reviews
Multiple One-shots containing The Real Steel Cast and the Transformers Crew. Ch 2: Max and Atom's first visit to the Autobot base doesn't go as well as planned when Ratchet leaves his lair. R&R pwease?
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Real Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Max K.