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Joined 10-01-11, id: 3303757, Profile Updated: 08-04-13
Author has written 1 story for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Name: Zane

Gender: Male

Sexual Orientation (like anyone cares): Pansexual (means I'll date any person, regardless of gender. They could be a girl, a boy, trans girl, trans boy, agendered/gender neutral, etc. and I really don't care, as long as their heart is in the right place)

Age: 16 (bday is May 28, 1997)

Religion: Pagan

Favorite color: Black

Ok basics out of the way...

I'm a young writer and I'm pretty new to the community. I'm here to try and improve my writing and don't have many stories so far, so reviews are important!

I like Hetalia, OHSHC, Supernatural, Doctor Who, Star Trek (both TOS and Reboot) and Merlin, among many others. So You may or may not see fanfics of those fandoms from me. Be warned, I have a dry, horrible and sometimes sadistic sense of humor and I can never write a decent plot to save my life.

Carry on...

Gay marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

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Senior Year by WeWriteTheTruth reviews
Lukas was determined he'd be miserable. He was going to be proven wrong. DenNor
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,355 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Denmark, Norway
Stardust by LostMyHeartToHim reviews
Since Jim was eleven and he jumped from that car (for a second it had felt like he was flyingflyingflying) he had been sure that he was going to die that way, falling. That someday he was going to burn his wings and fall from the sky. (STID chamber scene in my style)
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/13/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Sparks Fly by ItsCanonBye reviews
Harry allows Draco to live with him in Grimmauld Place during the war after changing sides, and some sweet fluff has to happen, right? Just a little drabble based on Taylor Swift's Sparks Fly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Invisible Bravery by RussianWolf7 reviews
Harry goes for nightly walks, and someone starts following him. Harry tries to smoke them out, and they end up stuck in the Forbidden Forest together. Drarry silly fluff!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,210 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sleeping With Ghosts by BritishEarlGrey reviews
"Sing to me" you whisper. I felt your smile against my chest, so faint and weak, but there."I want to listen to your heartbeat" You always loved to do that..." Draco/Harry Slash. Character Death!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kiss by Ellatrix Lestrange reviews
Just a very small Drarry one-shot comedy to make you laugh. I hope you enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hellcats: Fire and Ice by Ricky the King reviews
The second book in the series. A few short years after defeating the Facility and the Loyals, a new enemy arises, a brother returns, and two dangerous new allies appear. Yaoi/yuri, predominantly UsUk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,537 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - America, England/Britain
The Shining Courts by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Through the courts of a Faerie that is all flux and fire, Harry and Draco pursue a Potions ingredient that can change, and are themselves changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,568 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Learn to Love by SoulMalady reviews
Harry is a teacher at a preparatory school for young wizards and witches, and that is where he meets five-year-old Scorpius Malfoy. His fascination for the boy grows as their bond strengthens through teaching and learning. It isn't long before Draco is drawn into an evolving relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 95,424 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 2,238 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Scorpius M., Teddy L. - Complete
Iron Man with a Plan DISCONTINUED by FanficDelivery reviews
After the horrifying events in Amsterdam, Steve and Tony are ready to start their life together. But when Thanos gets in the way and Tony can't handle the pressure on his own, things won't exactly go their way. SEQUEL to "Stark Spangled Man", in which the two superheroes try to go for a more domestic lifestyle, but fail spectacularly.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,654 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Stark Spangled Man by FanficDelivery reviews
Pepper left Tony. Tony handled this pain the way he handled every setback in his life. Alcohol and women. Lots of both and preferably the combination. Steve understood, in some way, but he didn't think the countless amount of pretty girls should make up for the hole that Ms Potts had left in the battery-charged heart of Iron Man.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 47,585 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Hellcats: Gold and Silver by Ricky the King reviews
While investigating the disappearance of his little brother, Alfred F. Jones ends up joining the Hellcats, a ruthless group of immortal mutant lab-tested cat-shifters. Full plot and warnings inside. Contains yaoi/yuri, main pairing UsUk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,081 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - America, England/Britain
Harmony Lives by Oh joyous noops reviews
During the end of fourth year, Harry Potter begins to feel an unexplainable pain. He has no idea that he is going through puberty, and that he, to his grave dismay, is actually female. See how one chromosome alters the HP world. FemHarry X Draco . Rating: T/M
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 159,576 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lazarus by Jacquzy reviews
Or, how Prussia attended his own funeral, and almost became half-decent whilst doing so. Prussia dies, and attends his own funeral. Except he doesn't die, and it's all hilarious. Really. De-anon from the Kink Meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,599 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Interruption by Bangaraang reviews
As Berwald and Tino enjoys their quiet time together until something pops out. SuFin fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
DragonKin by Fyreheart reviews
AU. During the summer between Harry's 5th and 6th year, an ancestor of Harry's discovers the last of the line has been mistreated and decides it's time to intercede. Over 3,000,000 views. Characters belong to J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 157,154 - Reviews: 2423 - Favs: 8,142 - Follows: 3,135 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3541 - Favs: 8,319 - Follows: 1,775 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Confidential reviews
Aspen often wondered why she never resembled her parents in any way, and always wondered if she was adopted. The last thing she was expecting was a file labeled "confidential" to be given to her by her own mother. Thus begins an adventure with a new family and the appearance of some jerk who is causing mayhem and confusion for one American family. State!OCs and slight AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,892 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 6/29/2012 - England/Britain, America