Author has written 24 stories for Digimon, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Hunger Games, and Kane Chronicles.
First of all, I just wanted to say hi! Well, not exactly. My friend gave me this account...so it's under new management! MWAHAHAHA!
...kidding. I just hope that I will be able to live up to my friend's name, and give you guys the best of what I can do. :D
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
Hi! Check the Percy Jackson and the Olympians and The Kane Chronicles Crossovers archives for most of my stories! Thanks in advance for reading them! Oh, and READ & REVIEW !
Name: CariVal (hehe...)
Age: 16...and proud of it!
Favorite Female Characters: 1.) Sadie Kane 2.) Bianca di Angelo 3.) Thalia Grace 4.) Zoe Nightshade 5.) Zia Rashid 6.) Annabeth Chase 7.) Katie Gardner
Favorite Canon Pairings: 1.) Percabeth 2.) Salt 3.) Sanubis 4.) Zarter
Favorite Crossover Pairing: Sadico (Sadie/Nico) FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!
Somewhat funny quotes:
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
The road to success is always under construction.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
hi…. can i be your textmate? I got your number from heaven, you’re an angel in disguise right?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
You know what would look great on you? Me.
Boy: Do you have a map?
Boy: 'Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes.
You know you're a Kane Chronicles fan if you:
-Point and yell "Hi-nehm!" whenever you break something.
-Grab a cat and start calling her muffin and/or Bast.
-Yell "Ha-di!" to the school bully. (Sad but true.)
-Freak out and say that Apophis finally swallowed the sun whenever there is an eclipse.
-Ask your mom if you can get a pet crocodile.
-Ask the baboons in the zoo if they want to play basketball.
-Make a wax statue and call it doughboy.
-Have a crush on Sadie Kane. (True, true...)
-Buy a khopesh. (And everybody is like, wtf?)
-See and African-American boy and call out, "Hey Carter!"
-See a blonde thirteen-year old girl and ask her, "Hey, is your name Sadie?"
-Wear combat boots. (Enough said.)
1. I LOVE THE HUNGER GAMES! DON'T YOU?
2. X-MEN: FIRST CLASS RULES!
QUESTION: Who made these movies simply great?
Lord I am thankful for another day of my life.
Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
For PJO FANS:
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile
For TKC FANS:
Normal people: Go to New York to see the sights.
TKC FANS: Go because they need to find Brooklyn House.
Normal People: Think their cat is just a cat.
TKC FANS: Know their cat is really a goddess.
Normal people: Name their dog Fido.
TKCS FANS: Name him/her Annie... Especially if it's a boy.
Normal people: Say OMG!
TKC FANS: Say OMR! (Oh my Ra)
Normal people: Are scared of snakes.
TKC FANS: Cut snakes to pieces... JUST IN CASE!
Normal people: Think cheese is just a yummy dairy product.
TKC FANS: Know that Cheese is one of the five elements.
Normal people: Call animal control when they find a bat
TKC FANS: Turn into birds of prey and eat them.
Normal people: Are lame and don't have this on their profile.
TKC FANS: ARE EPIC AND PUT THIS ON THEIR PROFILE! :
IF you are a guy...
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
(I'm a guy...obviously!)
You Know You’re a Book Addict If:
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (Yup!)
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (Nope! I read it WAY past 4 A.M!)
You write fanfictions about the book. (... NOOOOO. *Sarcastic* I made this account just so I could copy and paste things to my profile)
You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (I have succeeded in getting my friend to read the Percy Jackson series)
You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (I'm secretly convinced that my cousin is a son of Aphrodite)
Everything reminds you of the book. (School announcement: don't forget to get your tickets for the winter solstice Me: great another deadline)
You quote random lines all the time. (*Sheepish grin* Yeah...)
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (saying commands and spells from my favorite books)
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (I wonder if Mom would notice if I tried to hadi the teacher)
You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (*Hides screensaver with picture of Anubis*)
You've got a book memorized. (Yep! I can actually tell the entire Twilight series from Twilight to Breaking Dawn)
You've read a book more than five times. (I've read The Kane chronicles 6 times)
You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (I read Breaking Dawn in one day)
You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (Yeah. I'm planning on seagoing Rick Riordan's house for killing off Walt soon)
You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (YES)
You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (YES)
You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (I can go hours debating)
Your idol is a character from a book (Yep! the list never ends)
IF YOU LOVE PERCABETH, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!!!
If you repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth, copy and paste this in your profile.
IF YOU LOVE ZARTER, COPY/PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!!!
IF YOU LOVE SANUBIS, COPY/PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!!!
If you will always believe PERCY JACKSON is the best Greek hero of ALL TIME, copy/paste this on your profile!!!!
If you will always believe CARTER KANE is the best Egyptian hero of ALL TIME, copy/paste this on your profile!!!!
If you will always believe SADIE KANE is the best Egyptian hero of ALL TIME, copy/paste this on your profile!!!!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY/PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!
If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this on your profile. He'll see it.
Stupid stereotypes. Not everything you hear is true!
"I'll kill any fucker who does this to my girl or any girl"
"Can we have sex right now?
Girl: "Can we do what?"
Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"
Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend..."
Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell."
Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."
Guy: "I'm not special to you?"
Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."
Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.
5 minutes pass...
Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.
Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.".
Guy: tries to kiss her.
Girl: screams, "Would you stop."
Guy: continues trying.
Girl: moves to the back seat
Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.
Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."
Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.
Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."
Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".
Girl: crying, continues to fight.
Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.
Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"
Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.
An hour passes...
Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.
Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, crying.
Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.
Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."
Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.
2 months later...
Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."
Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."
Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.
Doctor: "You are pregnant."
The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."
The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant...then he lied about it. So completely depressed...the girl commits suicide by drug overdose...
Girls, if this story touched you, put this on your profile under "No means no"
Guys, if this story pisses you off, put this on your profile under "I'll kill any fucker who does this to my girl or any girl"
Girls don't realize these things;
But most of all