Author has written 1 story for Danny Phantom, and Drawn to Life. So... I have literally one fanfic (and not a very good one at that) which means anyone reading this is either bored enough to randomly click through different peoples profiles, actually read my fic, or is a creeper trying to get my information. For those who are bored, I suggest looking through my favorites. I used to have a warning on here telling people to be careful when scrolling though, since I have quite a few fics favorited rated above T. I have since realized that that warning is useless. We're on the internet for crying out loud. For those who actually read my fic... I'm sorry for your loss of brain cells. I posted it when I was in like middle school and have never gotten around to taking it down (I doubt I ever will). It's not exactly as terrible as I'm making it out to be, but it's not really that great either. There are a lot better writers out there than me. I have nothing for the creepers so you can go creep somewhere else. I do, however, have a Tumblr and AO3 account (which I post nothing on. But I've favorited and reblogged a lot of cool stuff!) AO3: BeautifulChaos56 Tumblr: the same as my name on here .eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile! If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this to your profile. When NASA first started sending astronauts in space, they discovered that ball point pens didn't work in zero gravity. They spent a decade and twelve billion dollars to develop a pen that would write on any surface, in zero gravity, upside down, under water, and in temperatures that reached three-hundred degrees below zero. The Russians just used pencils. Interesting sayings, quotes, and dialogue: "it's a free country." "…and because of that we are "free" to call the cops." (I can't quite remember where I got this one, but I think it was a TMNT and dialogue between Casey and a homeless girl) "are you blind!? I'm dying UP HERE!" (Jack Frost in an ROTG fic) "I'm occasionally here for the food and chicks, but usually it's just because a demon kidnapped me." (this is just something I wrote because it sounds like something Xander from BtVS would say) "Begone foul creature of the night!" "Hey, I'm not fowl!… I've never once been a chicken!" (My retort to my brothers comment when I was cringing after he turned on the light. Amazing, I know.) Other random funny things: feathers: evolution of scales or mutation of hair? robots: metal golems brought to life by lightning Vader means "father" in German. Darth vader= dark father the "E" in Wile E. Coyote stands for "Ethelbert" Hogwarts motto: Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus or Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon The pokemon theory: pokemon takes place in a post-apocalyptic world where all animals have become mutated beyond recognition. This would explain all the ruins that seem to be everywhere, why the humans send their children out into the world at ten, and why they use ANIMAL NAMES to describe certain pokemon. "I used to be into ghosts, but then they became so mainstream... like cell phones..." (Sam was a hipster before it was cool!) edit: do you ever forget your profile exists for a while and just kinda cringe when you come back to it? |