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Joined 10-02-11, id: 3305476, Profile Updated: 10-18-14
Author has written 7 stories for Bleach, Harry Potter, Haikyu/ハイキュー, and Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ.


Why are you here?

To make damn good fanfics! (or attempt to, haha)

Why do you have an old man face-palming himself as your avatar?

Why shouldn't I have an old man face-palming himself as my avatar? God knows life is full of stupid crap that make you want to facepalm yourself.

So I heardyou like Mudkips... ?

Yes. Yes I do like Mudkips.



At first I wanted it to be a one shot, but as i write out the plot, it became bigger than what I planned it to be! So I'm going to attempt to write out this monster of-a-fic and see where it goes.

Completed ARC 1: Sinking Under

In progress ARC 2: Gods, Elves, and Heroes

ARC 3: Ghoulcaller Ascend


Stevens By Sideburns004

BLEACH: Clean Uniform

EDIT: Decided that I need to rewrite the whole plot. (*whisper* because I wrote myself into a corner)

Nearing completion, but I decided to take a little break from it.

Picture of The King: http://www.flickr.com/photos/julesver/6861755619/

Remember folks, feed the Plot Bunnies. Feed them with reviews. omnomnom.

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The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 5944 - Favs: 6,533 - Follows: 3,544 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Every Boy Should Have A Dog by Rhapsody Belle reviews
James raised his wand, and Sirius had one shocked moment to register the stark black ink on the inside of his best friend's forearm before the world went sickly green and then faded away. Oneshot - Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/30/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
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The Merits and Convenience of Second Place reviews
Back in middle school, Kuroko confessed his love to Aomine. Three years later, those unrequited feelings began to resurface again as he spectated on one of his matches. Torn between the bittersweet history that he shared with Aomine and the new future that he could share with Kagami, Kuroko is stuck in a standstill, forced to make an impossible choice. Kuroko/Aomine/Kagami
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,797 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 3/17 - Kuroko T., Kagami T., Aomine D., Akashi Seijuurou
One More! reviews
When you're with Shouyu Hinata, you can always expect hearing those two words from the chipper little bugger. It doesnt matter if you're practicing, eating lunch, or kissing, he'll always ask for more. Hinata/Kageyama
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2014 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Burial At Sea reviews
Sirius's death has left Harry mentally scarred. He has also left him with an underwater mansion, thirteen basilisks eggs, and one rebellious demon. A dark and twisted journey begins, and Harry Potter must learn to be as cruel as the world had been to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,042 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D.
Assassins, Eggs, and Other Morning Routines reviews
Harry Potter hates overcooked eggs more than anything. Sure, assassins are inconvenient, but they're nowhere near as horrible as overcooked eggs. Psychopathic DarkHarry. Post war. Evil Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Tea at Four reviews
Neville Longbottom is very content with his life. He's only 24 and was already a Professor at Hogwarts. His students love him, his greenhouse is thriving, and he could enjoy tea at his chamber everyday at four. Now If only he could stop the Minister from offering him jobs, he could enjoy his tea at peace.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Neville L.
Wilting Petunia reviews
On a sunny sunday afternoon, Petunia laments her current family. Little ten-year-old Harry noticed it and decided that he would make his aunt smile.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2014 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Clean Uniforms reviews
Aizen likes his uniforms to be immaculate. Ichigo couldn't care less. Aizen is not happy. Espada!Ichigo,Not-so-subtle-hints-of-slash,and Grimmjow's Cat.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,050 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Ichigo K., S. Aizen