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The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others

I promise to remember Zoë whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel whenever a limo passes my car.

And yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go

by Anonymous - this poem was found on the wall of a solitary confinement cell at Dulag Luft, the German interrogation center where all POWs shot down were taken to be questioned..

It's easy to be nice, boys
When everything's O.K.
It's easy to be cheerful,
When your having things your way.
But can you hold your head up
And take it on the chin.
When your heart is breaking
And you feel like giving in?

It was easy back in England,
Among the friends and folks.
But now you miss the friendly hand,
The joys, and songs, and jokes.
The road ahead is stormy.
And unless you're strong in mind,
You'll find it isn't long before
You're dragging far behind.

You've got to climb the hill, boys;
It's no use turning back.
There's only one way home, boys,
And it's off the beaten track.
Remember you're American,
And when you reach the crest,
You'll see a valley cool and green,
Our country at its best.

You know there is a saying
That sunshine follows rain,
And sure enough you'll realize
That joy will follow pain.
Let courage be your password,
Make fortitude your guide;
And then instead of grousing,
Just remember those who died.

PONDER THIS

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops On my desk, I have a work station. Shouldn't that be where the work stops?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do...write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
Why is it that 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, it's encouraged!?
Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?
Isn't it weird how the main characters in Maximum Ride and Dark Angel are both genetically recombinant beings named Max?
If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
Can bald men get lice?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse
Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?
Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
Why they are called "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"?
Why is it called common sense if it's so rare?

MY GOD'S NOT DEAD, HE'S SURELY ALIVE, HE'S LIVING ON THE INSIDE, HE'S ROARING LIKE A LION.

DORMITORY:When you rearrange the letters:DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:When you rearrange the letters:MOON STARER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters:A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:When you rearrange the letters:THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:When you rearrange the letters:HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :When you rearrange the letters:HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:When you rearrange the letters:CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:When you rearrange the letters:IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:When you rearrange the letters:LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:When you rearrange the letters:ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:When you rearrange the letters:IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:When you rearrange the letters:THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:When you rearrange the letters:TWELVE PLUS ONE

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR IS SANG TO THE SAME TUNE AS THE ALPHABET...copy this onto your profile if you just sang it in your head to see if its true.

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't. "

There is a "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, and an "if" in life.

There's no "I" in TEAM but there's an "M" and an "E."

And after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "W.T.F."

I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different, everybody is.
Repost this if you agree with

Funny Sayings:
I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?
To put it nicely, I hope you choke.
I'm here because Heaven wouldn't take me,and hell was afraid I'd take over.
F.E.A.R. Fuck Everything And Run
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And I am not so sure about the universe.
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.
Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that. it.

If you approve gay-marriages put this in your profile and add your name to the list:
Gaara's-pandachan101, art-is-a-BANG-2-hard-to-resist, Lee-All-The-Way, Starship13, Wistful-Dreamer, Calypphire, Shadow-Ravin, BlackPheonix913, Valerya Potter, Dowash, Phoenixsapphira, yamiyugi23, Dracomalfoysbiggestfan, Marvelgeek42, Nessa2685


It's "Stairway to Heaven" and "Highway to Hell"...no wonder that many people are going to hell


The boy you punched in the hall today.Committed suicide a few minutes ago.
That girl you called a slut in class today. She's a virgin.
The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family.
That girl you pushed down the other day.She's already being abused at home.
That girl you called fat. She's starving herself.
The old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars. He fought for our country.
The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what? You DON'T!
Re-post if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but REPOST this if you're that 1% with a heart.

.:FIRE:.
You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
You are very competitive.
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless.
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
People have often called you insane.
total:2

.:WATER:.
You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act.
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a good swimmer.
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous.
total:5

.:EARTH:.
You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
You care about the environment.
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
total:4

.:AIR:.
You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
You hate to be restrained.
You are very independent and outgoing.
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted.
You can sometimes be hyperactive.
You wish you could fly.
total:7

.:DARKNESS:.
You spend most of your time alone.
You prefer nighttime over daytime.
You like creepy things.
You like to play tricks on people.
Black is your favorite color.
You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.(sometimes)
You don't talk much.
You are atheist.
You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules.
total:4

.:LIGHT:.
You are very polite.
You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark.
You hate violence.
You hope for world peace.
You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you.
You always follow the rules.
total:8

September 11, 2001 - At 8:46 a.m, the attack on the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center in New York City began.
At 9:59 a.m, the South Tower collapsed.
At 10:28 a.m, the North Tower fell, leaving the once-magnificent Twin Towers as nothing more than two burning piles of rubble.
2,977 people died that day, not including the 19 terrorists.
347 of them were firefighters who had gone into the towers to rescue the people trapped inside.
8 children died that day. Over 3,000 more lost a parent.
Here are the names of the 8 children killed that day:

1. Bernard Curtis Brown II, age 11, American Airlines, Flight 77
2. Rodney Dickens, age 11, American Airlines, Flight 77
3. Asia S. Cottom, age 11, American Airlines, Flight 77
4. Zoe Faulkenburg, age 8, American Airlines, Flight 77
5. Dana Faulkenburg, age 3, American Airlines, Flight 77
6. Juliana Valentine McCourt, age 4, American Airlines, Flight 11
7. David Brandhorst-Gamboa, age 3, United Airlines, Flight 175
8. Christine Lee-Hanson, age 2, United Airlines, Flight 175

As of August 2011, 1,122 #41%# of the victims have remained unidentified.
No matter where you are or what day it is, and regardless of whether or not you're an American, please take the time to remember the day that shook the world.
Remember those who gave their lives to try and help.
Remember those who died in the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center in New York City.
Remember those who died in the Pentagon in Washington D.C.
Remember those passengers who died in the four hijacked airplanes.
Just, please, remember and never let yourselves forget what happened.
It's been eleven years since 9/11 and it has not been forgotten.
So, please, let's keep it that way.

Here is a poem dedicated in remembrance of the victims of September 11, 2001...

Two thousand one, nine eleven,
Two thousand plus arrive in Heaven.
As they pass through the gate,
Thousands more appear in wait.
A bearded man with a stovepipe hat,
Steps forward and says, "Sit down, let's chat."
They settle down in seats of clouds,
A man named Martin shouts out proud,
"I have a dream!" and once he did,
The newcomer says, "Your dream still lives."
Groups of soldiers in blue and gray,
Others in khaki and green then say,
"We're from Bull Run, Yorktown, Maine!"
The Newcomer says, "You did not die in vain."
From a man on sticks, one can hear,
"The only thing we have to fear..."
The newcomer says, "We know the rest.
Trust us, sir, we've passed that test."
"Courage doesn't hide in caves,
You can't bury Freedom in a grave."
The people have heard this voice before,
A distinct Yankee accent from Hyannisport shores.
Silence falls within the mist,
Somehow, the newcomer knows that this,
Means that the time has come for the two thousand plus to say,
What was in their hearts that day.
"Back on Earth, we wrote reports,
Watched our children participate in games and sports.
We worked in our gardens and sang our songs,
Went to church and clipped coupons.
We smiled and laughed, we cried and fought,
Unlike you, great we are not."
The tall man in the stovepipe hat,
Stands and says loudly, "Don't you dare talk like that!
Look at your country, look and see,
You all died for freedom, just like me!"
Then, before them appears a scene,
Of rubble-filled streets and twisted beams.
Death and destruction, smoke and dust,
People working just because they must.
Hauling ash and lifting stones,
Waist deep in hell, but still not alone.
White and black, both man and woman
Working together to help those trapped, whether they be adults or children.
"So," says Martin as he watches the scene,
"Even nightmares can give birth to a dream."
Down below, three fireman raise,
An American flag high into the ashen haze.
The soldiers above have seen this before,
On the isle of Iwo Jima back in nineteen forty-four
The man on sticks studies everything closely,
Then shares his perception on all that he sees.
"I see pain and I see tears,
I see sorrow, but I don't see fear.
You left behind your husbands and your wives,
Your daughters and your sons, and many more lives,
Are suffering now because of this wrong,
But look very closely, you're not really gone.
All of those people, even ones you've never met,
For the rest of their lives, they'll never forget.
Don't you see what has happened? Don't you see what you've done?
You've brought all of them together as one."
With that, the man in the stovepipe hat says,
"Grab my hand," and from there he takes,
Two thousand plus heroes, newcomers to Heaven,
On this day, two thousand one, nine eleven.

GIRLS DON'T REALIZE THESE THINGS:

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

This is from VID's profile! So true

In Remembrance to Severus Snape
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor
without all the red and gold crap
In Remembrance to Fred Weasley
Who fought bravely to the very end
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother
with many jokes, he's got forever to think of them, right
In Remembrance to Dobby
Who was more free and full of love
than any elf, and most humans
In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin
the last real Marauderer
who was not just a wonderful father
a incredible husband and brave hero
as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf
In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks
who died for ‘the greater good’
and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora
In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody
who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive
and scared the crap out of some kids too
In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort
who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger
but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end
In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore
whose past and wisdom confused us
whose seeming betrayal shocked us
but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end
despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange
because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra
She deserved everything she got and more
In Remembrance of Colin Creevey
who we really didn’t know too well
but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war
so he must’ve done something good
besides stalking Harry
In Remembrance of Hedwig
Harry actual first friend
who lived and died SOARING


Things I am not to do at Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not attack my fellow classmates

51) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer to enter the Ravenclaw area

NORMAL PEOPLE/PJO FANS: The bold words are actually things I have done.

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you! (Well, not in those words exactly)

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers/skills

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down (politely)

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile

"I SAY THEE NAY!"- Thor Odinson on far too many occasions to count.

"No, you don't get it. There is no throne. There is no way in which you come out of this on top. Because when they come, and they will, they'll come for you. Because if we can't save the Earth, then you can be damn sure we'll avenge it." - Tony Stark, being his usual badass self.

A guy broke into my apartment last week. He didn't steel the TV, just the remote. Now he walks past and keeps changing the channels. Sick bastard.

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the body's desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

If you prey on the old, you're a coward. If you prey on the young, you're just pathetic. If you prey on the weak, you're even weaker. But if you prey on my friends, you're history.

“Heaven won’t take me and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over.”

"Me I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest, honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when they're going to do something incredibly stupid." -Captain Jack Sparrow, P.O.T.C

I can insult my best friend, but heaven help you if you do.

If you want peace, prepare for war.

The dangerous man isn't loud, boastful, and in the spotlight. The dangerous man is quiet, humble, and concealed in shadows.

God gave man a brain and a pecker, unfortunately he only gave man enough blood to work one at a time.

Never make assumptions about people, you never know when they'll surprise you.

Never insult a man with a gun, it won't turn out well.

All gold is, is a shiny hunk of earth. The only reason it has value is because we give it value.

When life hand you lemons, you can do one one of two things, either add Vodka and chill or send them back at high velocity, preferably attached to a cinder block or other heavy object.

Beware the the beaten dog, he may decided he's had enough bull and fight back.

Always remember, someone, somewhere, thinks you're an idiot.

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."- ?

Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing

Other stuff:

if yuo can raed tihs, cnorgadluatoins! you are one of the samrt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idniviudlaly, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt poelpe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres. Msot good raedres can raed wrdos wehn the frist and lsat ltetres of the wrod are the smae, and tehre are the smae auomnt of lteters in the wrod...if you could read that, copy and paste this onto your profile

"Laughter is the evidence that we're still here, the proof that our tragedies will not define us forever. Laughter is the language of the survivor." (Josh James Riebock)

"When you're a kid, they tell you it's all... grow up. Get a job. Get married. Get a house. Have a kid, and that's it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It's so much darker. And so much madder. And so much better." (Doctor Who)

"Life will break you. Nobody can protect you from that, and living alone won't either, for solitude will also break you with its yearning. You have to love. You have to feel. It is the reason you are here on earth. You are here to risk your heart. You are here to be swallowed up." (Louise Erdrich)

"Some things don't last forever, but some things do. Like a good song, or a good book, or a good memory you can take out and unfold in your darkest times, pressing down on the corners and peering in close, hoping you still recognize the person you see there." (Sarah Dessen)

"The most fascinating people in the world are the people who are most fascinated by the world, and those same people are the ones who change the world." (Josh James Riebock)

"You just hold your head high and keep those fists down. No matter what anybody says to you, don't you let 'em get your goat. Try fighting with your head for a change." (Harper Lee)

"We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us." (Charles Bukowski)

"You can't make homes out of human beings. Someone should have already told you that." (Warsan Shire)

"Life is a matter of knowing which vows matter most and which ones you're better off without. Sometimes it's the broken vows that let us know how far we've come." (Josh James Riebock)

"It's only impossible if you stop to think about it." (The Pirates! Band of Misfits - adorable movie btw)

"When asked, 'How do you write?' I invariably answer, 'One word at a time,' and the answer is invariably dismissed. But that is all it is. It sounds too simple to be true, but consider the Great Wall of China, if you will: one stone at a time, man. That's all. One stone at a time. But I've read you can see that motherfucker from space without a telescope." (Stephen King)

"Relationships can't ever really start over. Can they? Yes, in song lyrics, in big promises, in a metaphorical sort of way, but not in actuality. Hearts don't work that way, like an Etch A Sketch." (Josh James Riebock)

"Don't let your happiness depend on something you may lose." (C.S. Lewis)

"I've always had a bit of a crush on words, admired them, envied them, the way they can come together as the ultimate team, the ultimate organization, elastic in every way, capable of so much, capable of anything. Words can walk through walls. They can make things disappear. They can raise the dead. Words are giants, able to lift people up, carry them to the stars, and tear planets apart, grinding even the strongest person into dust... Words, stories, imagination - they've sustained me. They've sustained all of us." (Josh James Riebock)

"For whatever we lose (like a you or a me), / It's always ourself we find in the sea." (E.E. Cummings)

"As a six-year-old, you're called a liar when you tell a story that you know isn't true. But if you can keep telling stories and wait just a few more years, people will eventually call you a writer. Even when they know your stories aren't true." (Wiley Cash)

"The probability that we may fall in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just; it SHALL NOT deter me." (Abraham Lincoln)

"The fight must go on. The cause . . . must not be surrendered at the end of one or even one hundred defeats." (Abraham Lincoln)

"A friend isn't someone who lets us be ourselves. No! A friend is someone who will die to keep us from becoming anyone else, someone who fights for us against a world that is constantly trying to shrink us into shelved canisters labeled 'how you're supposed to be.' A friend does everything possible to make sure we become who we are made to be - nothing less, nothing more." (Josh James Riebock)

"In matters of style, flow with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock." (I saw it on the back of a truck lol)

Things I've Learned:

-7 energy drinks within the span of 2-3 hours WILL make you hallucinate (i.e. You will see Jesus out the window)

-sleep is required, but if you can't get more than one and a half to two hours worth, don't bother. also, a 5am-12pm sleeping pattern is not sufficient. nor is it healthy. yet I still follow it.

-the Latin language is very misleading if you try to translate it while extremely tired

-burrito is apparently a Spanish word (I know. WHAT.), so me being unable to understand it while extremely tired is justified

-write down your dreams, because they can be FRICKING HILARIOUS, especially while on Nyquil

-when Siri talks in a male British accent, it is incredibly disconcerting and slightly scary

-it's really awkward when your foot falls asleep in church and you really have to pee, so you limp down the aisle and know that everyone is probably feeling sorry for the 'poor crippled teenager.' especially when you fall over immediately after standing.

-trying to explain why your belt has mysteriously come undone on your way to first period is not a comfortable situation

-novels, especially good ones, should have indexes

-forget the dried fruit. go for the freeze-dried fruit. much better. really.

-don't try to hold in your sneeze during a family prayer. you will end up snorting like an elephant. not even joking. happy mother's day.

Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked his friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

See that girl you made fun of for wearing lots of make-up? You bullied her for being ugly without it too.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't. Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs

Re-post this if you are not ashamed of GOD.

Why do we ((sleep)) in church,

But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie?

Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God,

but so ((easy)) to Gossip?

Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine,

but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy?

Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post,

Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones?

Why are ((churches)) getting smaller,

But ((bars and clubs)) are growing?

Think about it, are you going to repost this?

Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?

Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name.

80 percent of you wont repost this.

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

COCA COLA WENT TO TOWN

PEPSI COLA KNOCKED HIM DOWN

DR PEPPER PICKED HIM UP

NOW WE'RE DRINKING 7 UP.

7 UP CAUGHT THE FLU

AND NOW WE'RE DRINKING MOUNTAIN DEW

MOUNTAIN DEW FELL OFF THE MOUNTAIN

NOW WE'RE DRINKING WATER FOUNTAIN

WATER FOUNTAIN BROKE

AND NOW WE'RE DRINKING COKE!

Copy and Paste...this is hilarious!! :-P

"Best friends through thick and thin!
If you cry, I cry,
If you laugh, I laugh,
If you fight, I got your back,
If you trip, I'll catch you when you fall,
If you jump off a bridge... Oh heck ,wait for me!"

Reasons why I'm single:

One: I annoy people.

Two: I'm never any ones first choice.

Three: I fuck shit up.

Four: I'm just bad with relationships.

Five: I'm not liked.

Six: I am an ugly ass mother fucker.

Seven: I spend my whole life locked away in a dark room with food, drink and a laptop.

I bought a Michael Jackson album, he died. I bought an Amy Winehouse album, then she died. I bought an I Phone, then Steve Jobs died. Hold on a sec... I should buy a Justin Biber album. (grins evilly)

Wikipedia - I know everything! Google - I have everything! Facebook - I know everybody! Internet - Without me you are all nothing! Electricity - keep talking bitches!

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.

Imagine that you enter a parlour. You come late. When you arrive, others have long preceded you, and they are engaged in a heated discussion, a discussion too heated for them to pause and tell you exactly what it is about. In fact, the discussion had already begun long before any of them got there, so that no one present is qualified to retrace for you all the steps that had gone before. You listen for a while, until you decide that you have caught the tenor of the argument; then you put in your oar. Someone answers; you answer him; another comes to your defence; another aligns himself against you, to either the embarrassment or gratification of your opponent, depending upon the quality of your ally’s assistance. However, the discussion is interminable. The hour grows late, you must depart. And you depart, with the discussion still vigorously in progress. The Philosophy of Literary Form: Studies in Symbolic Action

Great men are forged in fire, tis the duty of lesser men to light the flame...whatever the cost." The War Doctor: Day of the Doctor

"I'm the Doctor, I'm a Time Lord, I'm from the Planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Casterbarous; I'm 903 years old and I'm the man who's going to save your lives and all 6 billion on the planet below! You got a problem with that?" The 10th Doctor: Doctor Who: Voyage of the Damned

"You can't know that! And if my family changes... the whole of history could change! The future of the human race! No one should have that much power!"

"Tough." 10th Doctor and Adelaide: Doctor Who: The Waters of Mars

"For a long time now, I thought I was just a survivor, but I'm not. I'm the winner. That's who I am. A Time Lord victorious." 10th Doctor: Doctor Who: The Waters of Mars

"Yes, because there are laws. There are laws of time. Once upon a time there were people in charge of those laws but they died. They all died. Do you know who that leaves? Me! It's taken me all these years to realize that the laws of time are mine and they will obey me!" 10th Doctor: Doctor Who: The Waters of Mars

"Can I have an apple? All I can think about...apples; maybe I'm having a craving! That's new; never had cravings before!" 11th Doctor: Doctor Who: The Eleventh Hour

"All right, it's a Jammie Dodger, but I was promised tea!" 11th Doctor: Doctor Who: Victory of the Daleks

"How come you can fly the TARDIS?"

"Oh, I had lessons from the very best."

[Looking smug] "Well, yeah."

"It's a shame you were busy that day." 11th Doctor, River Song and Amy Pond: The Time of Angels

"Right then. I have questions, but number one is this - what in the name of sanity have you got on your head?"

"It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool." 11th Doctor and River Song: The Big Bang

"You're like a nine year old trying to repair a motorbike in his bedroom..." Idris/TARDIS: The Doctor's Wife;

"Borrowing implies the eventual intention to return the thing that was taken: what makes you think I would ever give you back?" Idris/TARDIS: The Doctor's Wife

"What's the matter? Scared of a little lightning?"

"I'm not overly fond of what follows..." Loki and Captain America: Avengers Assemble

"You listen well, brother..."

(Iron Man crashes into Thor, knocking him away...)

"I'm listening!" Loki and Thor: Avengers Assemble

"You have no idea what you're dealing with."

"Shakespeare in The Park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?" Iron Man and Thor: Avengers Assemble

"The Avengers. It's what we call ourselves, sort of like a team. "Earth's Mightiest Heroes" type thing."

"Yes, I've met them."

"Yeah, takes us a while to get any traction, I'll give you that one. But let's do a head count here: your brother the demi-god; a super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend; a man with breath-taking anger management issues; a couple of master assassins, and YOU, big fella, you've managed to piss off every single one of them."

"That was the plan."

"Not a great plan. When they come, and they WILL, they'll come for you."

"I have an army."

"We have a Hulk." Loki and Tony Stark: Avengers Assemble

If you are...

calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, calling me DUMB won't make you SMART, calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG, calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY, calling me MEAN won't make you NICE, calling me WEIRD won't make you COOL, calling me NERDY won't make you POPULAR, calling me GAY won't make you STRAIGHT

...just something for you to remember, copy and paste to your profile to show how strong you are inside and that people cannot break you so easily

Caller: Hey Mark, 'scuse me; I'm on my way to 3768. Kinda got hung up - it's rainin' out here - I'm on my way into Dallas. Jerry's probably gonna be callin' you to find out, uh, where I'm at if he can't get a hold of me I'm sure so, uh, thought...Whoa! Whoa! Man, I just had a wreck right in front of me. This guy ran a red light and hit, uh,...hit four old ladies in a...in an Impala. Just kind of clipped 'em; it turned 'em around right in front of me. Man, that was close. Oh now this guy's gettin' out of his car. He's got a white shirt with a tie on and a cigarette hangin' out of his mouth. He's throwin' his hands in the air like he like ... like it was their fault. Uh, hold on, hold on... He's goin' over to their window... She's rollin' down the window... Oh man! I think she sprayed him with pe.. pepper spray, man! He's on his ha... he's on his face ... and he's on his knee's. She's gettin' out... She's beatin' him with an umbrella... ha ha ha! The other woman is gettin' out too! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This one woman with a little black purse, she's tomahawkin' him, man! She looks... She looks like a Sunbelt 20... 20 horsepower jack hammer - BADAM, BADAM, BADAM! We got another woman that's, that's... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! She's hittin' him with ...like she's got a cattle prod, man! She's got a ... she's got an umbrella, she's stickin' it in his side! Oh! There's another one, it's a little woman - looks like Mother Goose...HAHAHA!! She's got...Ahh, she beaned him! She beaned him; She's got this huge big bag! It's huge, it's about the size of her; she's about four foot nothin'. She hit him over the head; everything went all over the place, her bible fell. GOD, SHE JUST HIT HIM IN THE HEAD WITH THE BIBLE!!! AH-HAHAHAHAaaaHAHA!!! She picked this bible up and lifted it way over her head...It wa...It was a hard-backed NVI version. AH-HAH-HAH-HAH...Aahh, they're still beatin' the crap out of this guy! Ahh! She picked this bible up...and raised it above her head and just beaned the guy. This guy's not gettin' up. Aah, they're still, oh god they're still hittin' him. The one with the black little purse is still -- all beatin' him. HAHAHAHAHA! Okay, he's up on the ca...AH-HAHAHAHAHAAA!!! The, the little old woman just beaned him again with that big bag. he, he, He's runnin' to his car! He's outta here! HAHAHAHAHA!! Aaaoh! Um, the little bitty Mother Goose woman...She's...She's...talkin' to him as he's drivin' off! Ah-HAHAHAaaaa-AHAHAHA!! AHH, I wish you woulda been here, man! Oh! Oh, this is too good! HAHAHAHA! Oh! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! I...I gotta...I gotta go. HAHA!


The 6 Truths of Life

1. You can't lick all your teeth with your tongue

2.You just tried to do the above

3.The first one is a lie

4.You're smiling right now because you're realizing you're an idiot

5.You are going to post this on your page for some other sucker to read it

6.You're smiling like an idiot right now

If you are often threatened that a wrench will be thrown at your head by a robot medic (Ratchet!) if you don't do your homework, paste this onto your profile.

If you are often used as a moving target by a trigger-happy, cannon-toting mech, (Ironhide!), paste this onto your profile.

If you are guilty of doing a British accent, copy this onto your profile.

If someone asks you "What's wrong with your mind?" and you say, "Where to begin?" copy this into your profile.

If you believe in God the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit, copy and paste this into your profile.

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Hi, my name is Kazu. I like Writing and I like Athletics. I am running down the road I suddenly tripped over. I come home with a scatch on my knee. My mummy begins to worry. I tell her I am fine. She sighs and says ok. I am at school. When suddenly I fall and hit a tree. I am sent to the sickbay. Then I am sent home. Mummy takes me to the doctors. The doctors tell mummy something. Mummy starts to cry. I tell her it's ok. I'm not going to die. She tells me I am starting. Starting to be slower. I don't know what it means. But I have become sick. I tell mummy it's ok. I will become better. Mummy starts to cry. Do I have cancer? Mummy says no. Then what do I suppose. As a year had past. I struggle to walk. My speech is getting slower. It's hard for me to talk. My friends like to help me. My classmates like to run. But I have to sit down. And watch them have fun. Then one day my teacher. Comes to see mummy.Daddy comes out. And starts to get all snotty. The teacher tells my parents. I can no longer go to school.My motion is too slow. I ask the teacher slowly. I am sorry I am useless. I start to cry and beg her. I want to go to school. The teacher gives a smile. And tells me she is sorry. The school cant really help me. The words were so cruel. The day I had to leave. My friends and classmates cried. The boys upon the windows. Wave to me goodbye. I smile and sit in the car. I am taken to a school. A school with special people. Just like me and you. I start to have some fun. I made a lot of friends. As many years passed again. I talk too slow to understand. I cannot run anymore. And I struggle to even stand. I cannot write in my diary. My motion is too slow. Then one day I am sent. To the hospital again. Now many years have passed. I lie in a warm bed. I cannot move my body. I cannot move again. I talk very slowly. I cannot move my head. My mummy sits there crying. My daddy looks depressed. I ask my mummy sadly. Am I going to die. My mother holds my hand. Yells and starts to cry.

A few more years later.

I have to shut my eyes. I cannot talk or move. I seem to have died.

Copy and Paste this story about Kazu who was diagnosed with a rare uncurable disease, Spinocerebellar Degeneration, in your profile. This disease causes a failure of muscle control in their arms and legs, resulting in a lack of balance and coordination or a disturbance of gait. Support and send the message worldwide.


Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go(Or) Your a pretty little mushroom!" or start having a thumb-war with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Weird yet amusing Facts...

1.) Half of all Americans over the age of 55 have no teeth.

2.) You have no sense of smell when you are sleeping.

3.) In ancient Japan, public contests were held to see who could fart the loudest and longest!

4.) A sneeze can travel as fast as 100 miles per hour.

5.) The word 'gymnasium' comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means 'to exercise naked.'

6.) 28.1 of people pee in the pool!

7.) It is physically impossible to touch your elbow with your tongue

8.) Pearls melt in vinegar.

9.) Sales of Rolaids, Alka-Seltzer, and Tums jump 20 in December... (Gee I wonder why...)

10.) About 9 out 10 people have already tried to lick their elbow.

11.) 10 out of 10 people are currently laughing at their or others stupidity.

12.) 10 out of 10 are currently thinking about posting this in their profile too.

You say Gossip Girl, I say Supernatural

You say Miley Cyrus, I say Misha Collins

You say Demi and Joe, I say Dean and Lisa

You say vampires and werewolves, I say angels and demons

You say pink, I say black

You say Mustang, I say Impala

You say Team Edward, I say Team Free Will

You say jerk, I say bitch

You say Pattison, I say Winchester

You say that there is no such thing as supernatural creatures, just remember I warned you that Jared Padalecki will someday become the antichrist!!

You know you're obessed with SUPERNATURAL when...

You know the Winchester family history better than your own

You refer to your little brother/sister as a bitch and expect them to say jerk back

You dream of having your own 1967 Chevy Impala

Your parents have to keep buying salt because it just "disappears"

For Halloween, you went out and bought contacts in one of the following colors, red, yellow, white, or black

Your saving up to buy Dean's jacket

Your saving up to buy Dean's amulet

When your parents drag your to church, you ask where's the Winchester's gospel

Your saving up to buy Dean

You have a playlist on your iPod that is "Songs Played on Supernatural"

You play on making a trip to Stull Cemetery and/or Lawrence, Kansas

You are beginning to speak Latin

You can't watch the following movies: My Bloody Valentine, Devour, Friday the 13th, New York Minute, Christmas Cottege, Ten Inch Hero, or House of Wax: without saying it's Sam and Dean

Your first tattoo is going to be the ones Sam and Dean have

You searched the internet until you found Mary Campbell's bracelet

After every episode, you go online to find out if the monster of the week is real

When you hear the song "Angel's Amoung Us", you instantly look for Zack and Cas

You get excited if you're going to stay in a motel

You refuse to even stay in the same house of someone who owns a white night gown

Your music consist of "mullet rock"

You have attempted to make a Supernatural drinking game

When the lights flicker, you are instantly trying to salt the doors and windows

You dream of meeting Eric Kripke

You wish that you had thought up these ideas

You asked the humane society worker if they had hell hounds

You've practiced the angel banishing symbol

You are going to school to be a teddy bear doctor

You have put your application in at Stanford University

You dream of traveling cross country with nothing but a duffel bag full of clothes and a shot gun

You cried when you missed an episode

You're torn between being a Sam girl or a Dean girl, so you became a Sam/Dean girl

You suddenly have the urge to kill the Snuggle bear

You went to the cross roads to sell your soul

You and your best friend are planning yuor Halloween cosutmes in July so you can be the perfect Sam and Dean!

There are probably hundreds more, but this is just what my bff and me have done!!(gotten from TeamFreeWillAngel) Post if your obsessed too or if you think that some of these were just stupid!!


girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste this into your profile

Have you always been so fascinated with death?

Have you ever been so interested that, you might even stop to stare a sharp object or anything that can easily hurt you?

Have you lose faith, already?

"What is death?" small children would ask.

"Death is... Heaven sweetie." the guardian would say.

When I got my answer like that, I shook my head and replied, "Death is a gift, immortality is a curse."

People believe of reincarnation, Heaven, Hell, and God.

What of those who don't?

What of those who believe in nothing?

What of those who believe in Satan himself?

Death, is a gift.

We all learn to accept it sooner or later.

A story, has a beginning, a middle with a plot, and finally an end.

Those who don't believe in endings, don't believe in death. Those who don't believe in beginnings, don't belive in birth.

A life is a candle. It flickers a weak flame (beginning) but soon flickers with great strength (middle), but, sooner or later, it's strength becomes so powerful, it starts melting the wax (melting the years/time)

Soon, it dies out.

Copy and Paste if you believe what I am saying -made by Paper Things

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 1:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Choose -- Me or your life.

Boy: My life.

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says:

" The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind"

"The reason why I don't like you is because I love you"

"The reason why I don't want you is because I need you"

"The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left"

"The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you"

"The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you"

"The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life"

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, paste this into your profile

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. (Reason I joined) WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason! I have already called dibs on Japan so IT IS MINE!

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

BUNNIES KICK BUTT!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

"In a way, it's nice to know that there are Greek gods out there, because you have somebody to blame when things go wrong. For instance, when you're walking away from a bus that's just been attacked by monster hags and blown up by lightning, and it's raining on top of everything else, most people might think that's just really bad luck; when you're a half-blood, you understand that some devine force is really trying to mess up your day.

"Can you surf really well, then?"
I looked at Grover, who was trying hard not to laugh.
"Jeez, Nico," I said. "I've never really tried."
He went on asking questions. Did I fight a lot with Thalia, since she was a daughter of Zeus? (I didn't answer that one.) If Annabeth's mother was Athena, the goddess of wisdom, then why didn't Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff? (I tried not to strangle Nico for asking that one.) Was Annabeth my girlfriend? (At this point, I was ready to stick the kid in a meat-flavored sack and throw him to the wolves.)"

Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Luke Skywalker- "Nah, the rebels have cake."
Darth Vader- "ooh! Can I be a rebel?!"

"Nobody fucks with America. Nobody. Let freedom ring motherfuckers."-America :God Save America!

"If you see my dad on the highway to hell, kick his ass for me."-Luke Castellan.

"See, lady, that's what happens to snow in Texas. It-freaking-melts." -Leo Valdez.

Luke Castellan- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!" Percy Jackson - "Ah ha! But the good side has cake!!!"

"Life is full of what I like to call 'Homer Simpson moments.' It just depends on what you plan to -- D'OH!!! -- about them."

"On the Sixth Day, God created Man. Looking at what He had created, He thought, 'Hey, you know what? I can do better.' "

"I am convinced that not only is Mother Nature a schizophrenic, she's also psychotic."

"Does anybody have the number for Mother Nature's shrink?"

"The rich get richer and the poor get poorer; where's Robin Hood when you need him?"

"Life is too short to complain, so enjoy it while you can!"

"If I don't put a smile on at least one person's face, I haven't had a good day."

"If chocolate is the food of the gods, then caffeine -- in all its myriad forms -- must surely be their drink."

"We're all crazy ... some of us more than others ..."

"The Circle of Life: Horse eats grass. Horse poops. Grass grows."

Favorite Movie Quotes (and quotes from other sources ;) ):

"You see ... madness is like gravity ... all it takes is just one little push." -- The Joker in "The Dark Knight"

"Do I look like a guy with a plan? I'm just a dog chasing cars ... I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it!" -- The Joker in "The Dark Knight"

"Fell deeds awake ... now for wrath, now for ruin, and a red dawn! FORTH EORLINGAS!" -- King Théoden in "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers"

"Arise! Arise, riders of Théoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered -- a sword day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now! Ride now! Ride to ruin, and the world's ending!" -- King Théoden in "The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King"

"Hold your ground! Hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! A day may come when the courage of Men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. A day of wolves and shattered shields when the Hour of Men comes crashing down, but IT IS NOT THIS DAY! THIS DAY WE FIGHT! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you STAND, MEN OF THE WEST!" -- Aragorn in "The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King"

"What do you mean, I'm funny?" -- Tommy in "Goodfellas"

"If you beat Nicky with fists, he comes back with a bat. If you beat him with a bat, he comes back with a gun. And if you beat him with a gun, you'd better kill him, because he'll keep coming back and back until one of you is dead." -- Sam "Ace" Rothstein in "Casino"

"Stupid ball, that's your home! Are you too good for your home? ANSWER ME!" -- Happy Gilmore

"I find your lack of faith ... disturbing ..." -- Darth Vader in "Star Wars"

"I see your Schwartz is just as big as mine ... now let's see if you know how to handle it!" -- Dark Helmet in "Spaceballs"

"You went over my helmet?" -- Dark Helmet in "Spaceballs"

"Knight jumps Queen! Everybody jumps Queen! It's good to be the king ..." -- King Louis XVI in "History of the World: Part I"

"One day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. Until that day, accept this on the day of my daughter's wedding ... as a gift." -- Don Vito Corleone in "The Godfather"

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." -- Don Vito Corleone in "The Godfather"

"I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart! You broke my heart!" -- Michael Corleone in "The Godfather Part II"

"Everything is the devil to you, Mama! Well, I like school, and I like football! And I'm gonna keep doin' them both because they make me feel good! And by the way, Mama, alligators are ornery 'cause of their medulla oblongata! And I like Vicki, and she likes me back! And she showed me her BOOBIES and I liked them too!" -- Bobby Boucher in "The Waterboy"

"What's wrong with death, sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can't we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and dignity, and decency, and God forbid, maybe even humor? Death is not the enemy, gentlemen. If we're going to fight a disease, let's fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference." -- Patch Adams

"Careful, boys, that aeronaut equipment is volatile ... I wanna die in a rocking chair, not a hydrogen fire." --Lee Scoresby in "The Golden Compass"

"FREEDOM!!!!" -- William Wallace in "Braveheart"

"-What? Are you scared of a little lightning? -I'm not overly fond of what follows." -- Captain America and Loki in "The Avengers"

"Hulk: smash!" -- Captain America in "The Avengers"

"Puny god." -- Hulk in "The Avengers"

"In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." -- Douglas Adams

"Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends." -- Gandalf in "Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring"

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Re-post this if you think homophobia is wrong.

Dear bullies,

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet many of you won't, Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs plus you're probably a douche bag.

Hush, little sister
Please don't cry
I wish I could be there
To sing you a lullaby

I can see your arms
Bloodied and bruised
That's strange, little sister
Mine were like that too

I know you scream
When Daddy's there
Hush, little sister
I know you're scared

I can see the way
He's hurting you
I'm sorry, little sister
He did that to me too

I know that people
Ignore what's going on at home
That makes me angry, little sister
You shouldn't have to be alone

Hey, little sister
You wanna know why I'm not there?
It's a sad story, little sister
But people should care

You see, little sister
One day Daddy got high
You were asleep in your crib
So you didn't hear my cry

He screamed at me
And smashed my head against the door
While you slept, little sister
I died on the floor

You know, little sister
I don't think that I would have died
If someone had only bothered
To listen to my cries

But hush, little sister
Daddy's coming home
Quick, get into bed
You don't want him to find you alone

I'm sorry little sister
He's in a bad mood
Run while you can

Uh oh little sister
He's lifting his belt
Scream while you can, little sister
Call for help

Hush little sister
You don't need to cry
No one can hurt you
You're in my arms tonight.

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY THAT POEM INTO YOUR PROFILE!

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, StephanieZorander, Sasukez, SilverWolfStar, Luna1025, DanaBlood, LordVoldyThing394, Nessa2685

PECANS IN A CEMETERY

On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.

"One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me," said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.

Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me."

He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along.

"Come here quick," said the boy. "You won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls."

The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk." When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery.

Standing by the fence they heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me."

The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been tellin' me the truth. Let's see if we can see the Lord."

Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything. The olf man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord.

At last they heard, "One for you, one for me. That's all. Now let's go get the nuts by the fence and we'll be done."

They say the old man made it back to town a full 5 minutes ahead of the kid on the bike.

PLeAsE pUt ThiS iN yOu'Re PrOfiLe:

Her name was Aurora

She was only five

This is what happened

When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend

Was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talks to it

When no one is around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents

Unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly crys

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking

"God why? Why is My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

The poor child was hit and slapped

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrusted the blade

Right in her chest

"You deserve to die You worthless pest"

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

They quickly barged in everything was as quite as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the sad little girl

Lying on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible prove it. Re-post this for proof.

This story is so sad. If it doesn't touch your heart at least a little, you must be made of stone.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

You know your a book-aholic when...

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else in the entire world) to read it.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favourite character can do to escape the class.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You've planned and prepared a seige on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.

Your idol is a character from a book.

Bad Pick-up Lines & Good Come-backs

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Randome stupid stuff!!

Silence is golden, Ducktape is silver.

When it rains on my parade, I bust out my slip n’ slide.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

In a world full of cheerios, be a fruit loop.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

I’m not saying you’re stupid I’m just implying it.

I’m bored…run for your sanity.

Never do anything you don’t want to explain to the cops or paramedics.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

When life hands you lemons, throw something harder back.

That which does not kill me…should run. FAST.

Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the doorbell and run. He HATES that.

I hear voices in my head. But that’s alright. Most of them are pretty nice.

The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.

It’s you and me against the world. We attack at dawn.

Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach ‘em how to use the internet and they won’t bother you for weeks!

Some people are only alive because it’s illegal to kill them.

You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Never argue with an idiot. They’ll just drag you down and beat you with experience.

10% sugar, 10% spice, 80% bitch so you better be nice.

Those stupid kids should just give that loopy rabbit some Trix already!

Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.

I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

Some see the glass half empty, some see it half full. Me? I just want to know who’s been drinking my soda!

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup!

You think I’m a loser. But I’m the most awesome loser you’ve ever met!

If you have an open mind why don’t your brains fall out?

Of course I’m out of mind! It’s dark and scary in there!

If I’m out of my right mind, my left one is gonna be pretty crowded.

If aliens are looking for INTELLIGENT life why are you worried?

I’m an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.

If at first you don’t succeed- skydiving isn’t for you.

Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when something goes wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Normal people scare me….but not as much as I scare them.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

If two wrongs do not make a right, try three.

There is always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it is usually an oncoming train.

Just when I think you’ve said the stupidest thing ever you keep talking.

Why be difficult when with a little effort you can be impossible?

Everyone has a wild side; I just prefer to make mine public.

Pssh. Normal is just a setting on the washing machine.

I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

Always take the time to smell the roses but remember sooner or later you’re gonna inhale a bee.

I believe no problem is so large or difficult that it can’t be blamed on someone else.

I never repeat myself, so pay close attention the first time, because I never repeat myself.

I’d explain it to you but your brain would explode.

When all else fails bring out the duct tape.

Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon!

I’m not so good with advice. May I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I don’t lie. I create fiction with my mouth.

We’re best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge….I’ll pick out the funereal arrangements.

The world is out to get me. Hide me in your closet and don’t let it find me.

There’s nothing better than a good friend except a good friend with chocolate!

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

I am who I am. I do not seek your approval.

Between two evils, I always try to pick the one I’ve never tried.

The more I think about it, the more I’m sure I’ve lost my mind. But crazy people don’t know they’re crazy so I guess I’m okay. But thinking I’m okay because I think I’m crazy is saying I don’t think I’m crazy so I may be crazy.

Who cares about hugs? I’m going to tackle you when I see you!

Life is like a corndog. I just haven’t figured out why yet.

When life hands you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how.

When life gives you lemons, squirt it in life’s eye and see how much life likes lemons then.

Don’t walk in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls or off the occasional cliff.

Some people are like lava lamps. Fun to look at but not very bright.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

When life hands you Edward Cullen throw him back and yell...

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

QUOTES

Life is nothing without friendship- Marcus Cicero

To succeed in life, you need three things: A wishbone, a backbone, and a funnybone- Reba McEntire

Last Night, I lay in bed looking at the stars and thought, Where the heck is the ceiling

Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film

Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side, and a dark side, and it holds the world together

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

He who laughs last didn't get it

I’m that girl.

The girl who hates dances and sport games. When I do go, I end up in the corner with a book.

The girl who makes your girlfriend jealous even though I am only your friend.

The girl who has never been asked out even though everyone else around me has had dozens of boy/girlfriends.

The girl that would freak out about meeting a famous author while everybody else freaked out about the newest celebrity.

The girl who dreams about her book getting published or graduating college with honors while everyone else is dreaming about their wedding day.

The girl who doesn’t care that she has acne from getting stressed too much or does not need a guy to complete her.

The girl that people look through when I say something.

The girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

The girl that people call weird either behind my back or to my face.

The girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone.

The girl who has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Greek Mythology, who can express herself better with words than without words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

REAL FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: will copy and paste this

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you.

A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall.

A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince.

A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda.

A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain.

A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"

A good friend will help you move.

A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail.

A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry.

A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number.

A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend knows a few things about you.

A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel.

A best friend just sits down and cries.

PERCY JACKSON QUOTES

"With great power, comes the great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." -Nico Di Angelo, THE LAST OLYMPIAN

"God alert! It's the wine dude!" -Blackjack (Percy's pegasus), THE TITANS CURSE

"Let us find the dam snack bar." Zoe said

"The dam snack bar?"

"Yes. What is funny?"

"Nothing." Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fires."

"And I need to use the dam restroom."

"I do not understand"

"I want to use the dam water fountain."

"And. . .I want to buy a dam T-shirt." -Thalia, Zoe, Grover, Percy, THE TITANS CURSE

"Go chase a doughnut." -Percy, THE SEA OF MONSTERS

Deadlines just aren't real to me unless I'm staring one in the face. -Percy, THE LIGHTNING THEIF

I'll have a cheeseburger and-AHHH! My friend's on fire! Get me a bucket! -Jason, THE LOST HERO

Even before he got electrocuted, Jason was having a rotten day. -THE LOST HERO

"See, that's what happens to snow in Texas, lady. It-freaking-melts."--Leo, THE LOST HERO

You know how teachers always tell you the magic word is please? That's not true. The magic word is puke. It will get you out of class faster than anything else. -Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES

"Well. . .See you."

"Hold up! you can't just run off."

"Sure I can." -Clarisse and Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES

That's one good thing about sea serpents: They're big babies when it comes to getting hurt. -Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES

It's great when you're a celebrity to squids. -Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES

"It's all right. We just had a family spat."

"Family spat? You turned me into a dandelion!" -Persephone and Nico, THE DEMIGOD FILES

Now Thalia and Nico would have to haul my useless butt through the rest of the mission. -Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES _"

''Maybe if we push her over." - Annabeth, The Battle of the Labyrinth

"Your a half-blood too?' "Shh! Just announce it to the world how about?" "Okay. Hey, everybody! These to arent human! They're half Greek god!" - Rachel and Annabeth, The Battle of the Labyrinth

"Look, I'm really sorry about the band room. I hope they didn't kick you out or anything." "Nah. They asked me alot of questions about you. I played dumb." "Was it hard?"- Percy, Annabeth, Rachel, The Battle of the Labyrinth

"No, no. Rainbows. Very macho." - Leo , The Lost Hero

"Rainbows, ponies." "I'm gonna toss you off this chariot."- Leo and Butch, The Lost Hero

"Annabeth! I said you could borrow the chariot, not destroy it." - Will, The Lost Hero

"Vulcan? I dont even LIKE Star Trek." Leo, The Lost Hero

"Aphrodite took my snowboarding jacket. Mugged by my own mom." - Piper, The Lost Hero

"The fall? That was nothing! I fell twice as far from the St. Louis Arch." - Percy, The Son of Neptune

"Hades raised an eyebrow. When he sat forward in his throne, shadowy faces appeared in the folds of his black robes, faces of torment,as if the garment was stitched of trapped souls from the Fields of Punishment, trying to get out. The ADHD part of me wondered, off-task, whether the rest of his clothes were made the same way. What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades' underwear?"

"You are okay?" he asked. "Not eaten by monsters?" "Not even a little bit." I showed him that I still had both arms and both legs, and Tyson clapped happily. "Yay!" he said. "Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!" I hoped he didn't mean all at the same time, but I told him absolutely, we'd have a lot of fun this summer."

"Jumping out a window five hundred feet above ground is not usually my idea of fun. Especially when I'm wearing bronze wings and flapping my arms like a duck."

"I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush."

"Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades."

"Jason scratched his head. "You named him Festus? You know that in Latin, ‘festus’ means ‘happy’? You want us to ride off to save the world on Happy the Dragon?"

"If you see my dad on the highway to hell, kick his ass for me."-Luke Castellan.

“And it was pretty much the best underwater kiss of all time.”

“The Council agrees," Zeus said. "Percy Jackson, you will have one gift from the gods." I hesitated. "Any gift?" Zeus nodded grimly. "I know what you will ask. The greatest gift of all. Yes, if you want it, it shall be yours. The gods have not bestowed this gift on a mortal hero in many centuries, but, Perseus Jackson-if you wish it-you shall be made a god. Immortal. Undying. You shall serve as your father's lieutenant for all time." I stared at him, stunned. "Um...a god?" Zeus rolled his eyes. "A dimwitted god, apparently. But yes. With the consensus of the entire Council, I can make you immortal. Then I will have to put up with you forever." "Hmm," Ares mused. "That means I can smash him to a pulp as often as I want, and he'll just keep coming back for more. I like this idea.”

“Different elevator music was playing since my last visit-that old disco song "Stayin' Alive." A terrifying image flashed through my mind of Apollo in bell-bottom pants and a slinky silk shirt.”

Harry Potter Quotes!

We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter's the one, And Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!

Malfoy: Ahh, come to watch the show? Hermione: YOU FOUL, LOATHSOME, EVIL LITTLE COCKROACH! (Hermione raises wand at Malfoy) Ron: Hermione, no. He's not worth it. (Hermione lowers wand) Ron: (Malfoy laughs and then Hermione socks him in the nose) (Malfoy and friends run away) Hermione: That felt good. Ron: Not good, Brilliant

“Enjoying it?” said Ron darkly. “I don’t reckon he’d come home if Dad didn’t make him. He’s obsessed. Just don’t get him on the subject of his boss. According to Mr. Crouch…as I was saying to Mr. Crouch… Mr. Crouch is of the opinion… Mr. Crouch was telling me… They’ll be announcing their engagement any day now.”

Ron pulled out his Omnioculars and started testing them, staring down on the other side of the stadium.“Wild!” he said, twiddling the replay knob on the side. “I can make that old bloke pick his nose again…and again…and again…”

[Ron] was holding up something that looked to Harry like a long, maroon velvet dress. It had a moldy looking lace frill at the collar and matching lace cuffs.There was a knock on the door, and Mrs. Weasley entered, carrying an armful of freshly laundered Hogwarts robes…“Mum, you’ve given me Ginny’s new dress,” said Ron, handing it out to her.“Of course I Haven’t,” said Mrs. Weasley. “That’s for you. Dress robes.”“What?” said Ron looking horror-struck.“Dress robed!” repeated Mrs. Weasley. “It says on your school list that you’re supposed to have dress robes this year…”“I’ll go starkers before I put that on,” said Ron stubbornly…“Fine,” snapped Mrs. Weasley. “Go naked. And, Harry, make sure you get a picture of him. Goodness knows I could do with a good laugh.”

“Well, I can certainly see why we’re trying to keep them alive,” said Malfoy sarcastically. “Who wouldn’t want pets that can burn, sting, and bite all at once?”

"Oh Professor look! I think I found an unaspected planet! Oooh, which one's that, Professor?""It is Uranus, my dear," said Professor Trelawney peering down a the chart."Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?" said Ron

“Don’t talk to me,” Ron said quietly to Harry ad Hermione as they sat down at the Gryffindor table a few minutes later, surrounded on all sides by excited talk on all sides about what had just happened.“Why not?” said Hermione in surprise."Because, I want to fix that in my memory forever," said Ron, his closed and an uplifted expression on his face. "Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."

But Ron was staring at Hermione as though suddenly seeing her in a whole new light."Hermione, Neville's right -- you are a girl...""Oh well spotted," she said acidly.

Dudley: They stuff people's heads down the toilet the first day at Stonewall. Want to come upstairs and practice? Harry: No, thanks. The poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it -- it might be sick.

Fred: He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo

When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.

Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you'reGREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.

COPY AND PAST!!!

Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God.

f yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiel.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!)

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. (It was the last day of school and i was on my way out the door when i ran into it and broke my toe )

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freaking' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know that getting good grades has nothing to do with being smart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. (i misspelled the)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile.

MORE RANDOM STUFF!!!

silence is golden but duct tape is silver

you don't own the cat the cat owns you,

Cats have staff

Dogs have family

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...i wonder...

copy and paste this onto your profile if you will check your email everyday for a week then for the next six months your friends worry because you haven't responded there sixty emails

Copy and paste this onto your profile if your little sister has a face book but you don't

copy and paste this onto your profile if you have been forced to watch Tangled 50 times (My little sis is obssesed)

copy and paste this on to your profile if you are obssesed with TKC/PJO/HoO and Know what that means

copy and Paste this onto your profile if you have imaginary friends from all your favorite books

copy and Paste this on to your profile if you live in your own world and your family worrys about you because you talk to the people who live in your world.

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!).

You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. (I'd be happy)

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.

You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.

You are a PJO character for Halloween.

Recite lines randomly from the books.

When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas.

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you have some more places for your PJ&O stuff.

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"

When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.

You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

You give all your siblings god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.)

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

You spend time doing pointless research, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You still think Thuke could happen.(Nooooo!)

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.

You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth.

You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.

You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain.

They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.

You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.

You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that.

You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes! Give it back!!

You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. (Don’t hurt me Athena).

You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters

You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (Nico will Rule The World!)

Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.

You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word Canada or Canadians.

You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it.

You get other people obsessed.

You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book.

You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book.

You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie.(Horrible! Wrong plot, wrong characters, name something that wasn't wrong!)

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and use it in conversations.

Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO.

You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS

When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus.

Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (not that I have any experience.)

When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia.

You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden.

You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…"

You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes.

You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You suddenly hate thunderstorms.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (HADES!!!!)

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.(Four drops for every three cookies)

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You curse a god/goddess a lot. (I say, "Oh my Gods" and "What in Hades name are you doing?" and "What in Hades name am I doing" a lot)

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

You know PJO better then most sane people

You have links to every great PJO site

You add things to the list every day

You know what you would do if you were Percy

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (No Way!)

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future.

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work (although i dont have a golden drachama)

You give friends and youself a godly parent,

You are trying to learn Greek.

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.(Are you kidding, I bring them all with me!)

You think of percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy.

Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to. (I got Hades then Hermes)

You just have to research more about greek mythology.(Alredy Have!)

You want to learn Latin.

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree.

You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them.

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this.

You own every single book.

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list.

You call yourself a demigod.

You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real.

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO.

You've called someone you know a satyr

P erseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.

E lectricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

R iptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

C larisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)

Y ellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.

J ason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.

A nnabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.

C hiron. Trainer of heroes.

K aleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

S on of Neptune. The book we can't wait for.

O lympus. Home of the gods.

N emesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.

A pollo. The god of music, prophecy, sanity, truth, poetry, reason, healing, disease, archery, and the sun. BEST. GOD. EVER. (Don't smite me Zeus!!)

N ever back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO and Justin Bieber

D ionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)

T halia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

H ephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)

E mpathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.

O fficers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.

L upa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.

M orpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.

P ersephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.

I lliterates. Many kids believe some of the demigods are illiterates.

A rtemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.

N othing lasts forever. Even the gods. (Pan, R.I.P)

S aved olympus. Thats what Percy did.

Favorite Quotes (From Percy Jackson and the Olympians Movie. You have to see it to get it) :

"This is a pen." -Percy when Chiron hands him Riptide

"Is it me, or is it raining cows?" -Grover after the Minotar throws a cow at their car

"Why are you taking your pants off?" -Percy

"Ha! She would squash you like a bug." -Grover on Annabeth

"That's a sword, that's a sword!" -Luke

"Oh, you guys take camp way to seriously..." -Percy

"I always lose...maybe we're both wrong." -Percy

"You're being followed!" -Grover

"Junior protector." "Was that really necessary?" -Percy and Grover

"Needless to say, she hates it there...It's hot, he's a weirdo..." -Luke

"Aww! Guys! I can't pee with her watching me!" -Grover

"Those are working class Americans!" -Grover

"(Kisses Medusa's head) Eww...That's nasty..." -Grover

"OK guys, always put the eights and never the tens..." -Grover

"Um, on a cocktail waitress or a showgirl...we should start there!" -Grover

"We're heading to the chapel! We're getting married! Wait, which one did I propose to?" -Grover

"That's how you get out of a casiono! That it how your drive!" -Grover

"OK, we won't DIE and come back..." -Grover

"Great, they smell goat..." -Grover

"NO! Stick to the Mick Jagger thing...it works for you!" -Grover

Ok... this is weird... but how the HADES DO SATYRS GO PEE? I mean they should at least wear pants to cover thier manhood cuz they're all dudes... and stuff...

ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives.

Taste the rainbow - Eat CRAYONS!

There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't.

History lesson: Dinosaurs didn't go extinct, Barney came along and they all commited suicide.

I ran with scissors - and lived!

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: where the heck is my ceiling?

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from..

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing.

I see regular people! Run for your lives!

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

A secret admirier is only a stalker with stationary.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

You say physco like it's a bad thing...

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over.

*HIS IS A LINE*THIS IS A LINE*THIS IS A LINE*THIS IS A LINE*THIS IS A LINE*THIS IS A LINE*THIS IS A LINE*

when life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at stupid people

Silence is golden, but ductape is silver

Whoever said nothing was impossible never made an attempt to slam a revolving door.

I have an hourglass figure, the sands just keep shifting.

I Love Mondays! Hey, the medication’s working!

I didn't LOSE my marbles, exactly...I just sold 'em. On EBay!

Don't worry. It's plastic, like Paris Hilton!

I let my mind wander, but it never came back.

Don't let your mind wander. It's too small to be out on its own.

When you're young and fall of a horse, you get some broken bones. When you're old and fall off a horse, you go splat.

Dude... I was thinking... alot... one time... I... I had an Epiphany... Today... Is... Tomorrow's... Yesterday...

It's retarded. It's ridiculous. It's re-dic-u-tarded!

Sanity is a state of mind. It's near North Dakota.

Being normal is for freaks.

They have sent us to this dungeon, more commonly known as school.

I just need a toxic substance... L.A. tap water will do just fine.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then let everyone else wonder how you did it.

You don't get a belly ring when your big! You get onion rings!

I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.

There ain't enough ketchup in the WORLD to make me eat THAT

He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life.

All things are poisonous, yet there is nothing that is poisonous. It's only the dose that makes a thing poisonous.

What girls don't seem to know: If a guy acts like he hates you, chances are he likes you. What guys don't seem to know: If a girl acts like she hates you, chances are she hates you.

Tacos are great, because you can eat them and whatever drops is a taco salad.

What is a fork and a spoon? Why, that would be a FOON, my friend!!

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Labels are for cans. And in case you haven't noticed--Im not a can.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

people say barbie isn't a slut... but then why do you have to buy her boyfriends?

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

MOTHERS.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Pssh. Normal is just a setting on the washing machine.

Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon!

The world is out to get me. Hide me in your closet and don’t let it find me.

There’s nothing better than a good friend except a good friend with chocolate!

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

"Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple." --Dr. Seuss

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." — Albert Einstein

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." — Oscar Wilde

Why be difficult when, with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

If you think things can't get worse, it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.

I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.

You don't have to be faster than the bear; you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's hysterical.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed. Satisfaction brought it back.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good.

Fangirls are like whiny puppies. They're annoying as all hell, but everyone pities them too much to kill them. Oh, they are also very loud.

It's not paranoia if you know they are out to get you.

The pen may be mightier, but the sword still hurts like hell (Riptide is just the same)

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!?

You can’t spell slaughter without laughter

Anybody remotely interesting is mad, in some way or another.

In theory, everything works.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high level explosives.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

Curiosity killed the cat, but Satisfaction brought it back.

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. (Should've read this sooner then...)

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still make you smile when you push them down the stairs.

I said I had my reasons. I never said you would understand.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. (BOOYAH BITCHES)

I respect your opinion; I just think it's stupid.

Keep smiling - it makes people wonder what you're up to.

If explosives didn't solve your problems you obviously weren't using enough of them.

The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits. (ROFL)

If at first you don't succeed...go back and reload the gun.

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them. (SO FREAKING TRUE!)

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them. ( Poor ignorant bastards)

No one means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous

Never apologize. Always deny.

Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ...

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for my kick boxing.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory

It just seems that the impossible becomes possible around me more often than not. Most of the time it includes me doing it. (YEP I can touch my head with my foot can you?)

Never play peekaboo with a child on a long plane trip. It never ends.

Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, then to HELL with you, here's to ME!

When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police. (Heh. You know, this actually happened to me once.)

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now

The voices in my head tell me that you're all crazy to think that I need therapy.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. (The Douchebag!)

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation. (So true...)

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

I hear voices and they don't like you

Smile -- it confuses the enemy

I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Who ever said anything was possible never tried nailing jello to a tree. (Lets see you Scientists do that!)

When life gives you lemons...

Genetically alter them into SUPER_LEMONS and conquer the world.

make raspberry juice and laugh at the world while they try to figure out how the fuck you did it.

Make a super biofuel and end global warming.

plant them and help stop global warming in your own way.

Turn them into offerings for Ninja who will solve all your problems with the silence of feather and the steel of fallen samurai.

Give em to your best friend after painting em orange and tellling em it's a new kind of super sweet orange. (fell for this a couple times)

make lemonade and find someone life's given vodka to and have a party.

wait a bit and make sure no ones looking before chucking 'em into life's house.

Cut 'em in half and squeeze 'em in someones eyes before running away like a total douche.

burn 'em and hope God loves lemons.

Genetically alter them into douchebag-seeking mini-nukes to finally rid our world of guys with bigger chests than their girlfriends.

you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.

don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give you lemons! Do you know who I am?! I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! And i'll burn it! With The Lemons!

Ask Life "...where's the sugar and water?"

It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbour’s newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.

If you lend someone 20 and never see him again; it was probably worth it.

If you haven't much education you must use your brain.

Never mess up an apology with an excuse.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Taxation with representation isn't so hot, either!

Wisdom comes from good judgment and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.

Diplomacy is the art of saying "good doggie" while looking for a bigger stick.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you're a mile away and you have his shoes.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Well, im a pacifist, but when the revolution comes, I'll destroy all of you... except you joey

Joey ate my last stick of gum. So I killed him... do you think that was wrong?

If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it's already tomorrow in Australia.

What's the point of having a giant paper clip if you won't use it for world domination?

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

closed minds always seem to be connected to open mouths

yeah, Im a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet

cute but psycho. things even out

save the earth. it's the only planet with chocolate.

your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend

tell the truth and run

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

ever noticed that 'mother in law' rearanged, spelles 'woman hitler'?

i live in my own little world. but it's ok, they know me there

between two evils, i always pick the one I've never tried

shit happens. but mostly to me, so dont worry

shut up voices! or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again!

whoever said nothings impossible, never tried skydiving without a parachute. or maybe they did. I mean we never really met whoever said it, did we?

i talk to myself because my answers are the only ones i accept!

why get high when there are other ways to achieve a smug sence of superiority- sarcasm: the ultimate anti-drug

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

life is all about ass. everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or simply just being one.

I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind! but not my brain. I need that

No I won't go to hell! it has a restraining order against me

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

Why are the Force and ductape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.(i speak from eperience)

Isnt it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a mini with a tshirt that barely cover anything?

Isnt it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful?

ISN'T IT FUNNY that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone? are you laughing?

Isnt it funny a emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?

I'm not laughing.

ITS SO FUNNY that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.

ISN'T IT FUNNY that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!

PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers/skills

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down (politely)

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

Dear Yahoo, I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying... Sincerely, Google

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7

Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear Impossible, Screw you. I just made a campfire underwater. Sincerely, Spongebob

Dear America, You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment. Sincerely, Canada

Come join the dark side, we have cookies! Come join the light side, we have ice cream! WAIT! Does this mean...that the middle...has...ice cream cookies?!?!

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

I'm the kind of girl who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun!

“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.”

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.”

Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

Definition of Your Mom: How to answer a question when you’re bored

Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some primitive areas.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?

Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Life sucks and then you die.

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?

When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade

Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I was never normal, and now I've contaminated my friends!!!

Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don’t obsess! I think intensely.

Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

Stupid shiny Volvo owner.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else

Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real.

I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not.

What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.

A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Death is God’s way of saying “You’re fired.” Suicide is Human’s way of saying “You can’t fire me- I quit!”

He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.

If you know me, chances are you hate me.

Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a fork

If at first you don’t succeed skydiving isn’t for you.

Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.

Set sail in a general that way direction.

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face?

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it

Girl #1- I love Greek Mytholagy

Girl #2- I hate mytholagy

Girl #1- Do you like to learn?

Girl #2- Not really

Girl #1- Do you like school?

Girl #2- No.

Girl #1- Do you like to read?

Girl #2- Yes

Girl #1- Congrates your one step above moron, two steps above dumass and one step below idiot. But your a hundred miles from smart and a thousand light years from genius

Pay attention to Disney kid movies they all have that secret inappropriate moral that you never noticed at first.

Ariel: Wear seashell bras everywhere. and how the hades does the use the bathroom?! somebody tell me!

Princess and the Frog: Kiss frogs because they will obviously turn into handsome princes.

Cinderella: When in doubt, wait for Grandma to come and save the day.

Snow White: DONT EAT YOUR APPLES!!! THEY ARE POISINOUS!

Beauty and the Beast: Trust that a monster will not kill you.

And they all say: Fear old and ugly ladies with apples. Animals will NOT hurt you. They help with chores!

Mickey Mouse... does anyone else but me put together the fact that he is a kid killer? Just put the facts together. in Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Road Rally, Toodles hides in the woods; woods are stocked with vicious people eating animals. Goofy is eventually sent to search for Toodles. When kids grow up and say "Oh Toodles!!!" and he doesn't come, it's off to the woods for them to get eaten!

And screensavers! Pfft please. listen to the name. Screen... saver. Screen SAVER!!! Saving screens. ok. Do me a favor, go to a touch screen comp and poke it when the screen saver turns on. What happens then?! The screen saver disappears cuz it's a little chicken butt. It is scared. So if i get mad and punch my comp when the screen saver turns on and the screen breaks I can say "OOPS!!! Thought my SCREENSAVER would SAVE my SCREEN from breaking!"

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"

Funny Phobias

Arachibutyrophobia: Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth. (PEANUT BUTTER ROCKS) (Tyson musn't have this)

Alektorophobia: Fear of chickens. (Chickens?)

Anatidaephobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you. (Hahahahahahahahahahahaha:) I love this one!)

Bibliophobia: Fear of books. (How can someone be afraid of BOOKS!!!!!!!!!)

Cathisophobia: Fear of sitting. (You must be tired)

Dextrophobia: Fear of objects at the right side of the body (Wha?!?!)

Dipsophobia: Fear of drinking. (Dehydration, here you come)

Euphobia: Fear of hearing good news.

Geliophobia: Fear of laughter.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: Fear of long words. (This is my favorite one. such irony.)

Mnemophobia: Fear of memories (Hey, remember- Whoops!)

Pantophobia: Fear of everything.

“Let us find the dam snack bar,” Zoë said. “We should eat while we can.”

Grover cracked a smile. “The dam snack bar?”

Zoë blinked. “Yes. What is funny?”

“Nothing,” Grover said, trying to keep a strait face. “I could use some dam French fries.”

Even Thalia smiled at that. “And I need to use the dam restroom.”

“I do not understand.”

“I want to use the dam water fountain,” Grover said.

“And…” Thalia tried to catch her breath. “I need to buy a dam T-shirt.” -Zoë, Grover, and Thalia, The Titan’s Curse

Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well it’s deadly, right up there with cannonballs and grenades. –Percy, The Titan’s Curse

He fished out his acorns and threw them onto the sand, then played his pipes. They rearranged themselves in a pattern that made no sense to me, but Grover looked concerned.

“That’s us,” he said. “Those five nuts right there.”

“Which one is me?” I asked.

“The little deformed one,” Zoë suggested. -Grover, Percy, and Zoë, The Titan’s Curse

“Apollo?” I guessed, because I figured nobody else could make a haiku that bad.

“I’m incognito. Call me Fred.”

“A god named Fred?” -Percy and Apollo, The Titan’s Curse

“Love conquers all,” Aphrodite promised. “Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between them?”

“Didn’t they start the Trojan War and get thousands of people killed?”

"Pfft. That's not the point." -Aphrodite and Percy, The Titan’s Curse

“He looked… nervous. He told his monsters to spare me. He wanted to tell me something.”

“Probably, ‘Hi, Annabeth! Sit here with me and watch while I tear you friends apart. It’ll be fun!” -Annabeth and Percy, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“They asked me a lot of questions about you. I played dumb.”

“Was it hard?” -Rachel and Annabeth, The Battle of the Labyrinth

We only came close to dying six or seven times, which I thought was pretty good. –Percy, The Sea of Monsters.

“Wow,” Thalia muttered. “Apollo is hot.”

“He’s the sun god,” I said.

“That’s not what I meant.” Thalia and Percy, The Titan’s Curse

It seemed weird calling a teenager ‘sir’ but I’d learned to be careful with immortals. They tended to get offended easily. Then they blew stuff up. –Percy, The Titan’s Curse

You deal with mythological stuff for a few years, you learn that paradises are usually places where you get killed. –Percy, The Battle of the Labyrinth

I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. “You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush.” –Percy, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“It is a day when things…stir.”

The way he said it, stirring sounded absolutely sinister-like it should be a first-degree felony, not something you did to cookie dough.

“Okay,” Annabeth said, glaring at the centaur. “Thank you, Captain Sunshine.” -Chiron and Annabeth, The Lost Hero

“It’ll be dangerous,” Nyssa warned him. “Hardship, monsters, terrible suffering”

“Oh.” Suddenly Leo didn’t look so excited. Then he remembered everyone was watching. “I mean… Oh, cool! Suffering? I love suffering! Let’s do this.” -Nyssa and Leo, The Lost Hero

Suddenly there was a collective gasp. Everyone stared at Piper like she’d just exploded. –Piper, The Lost Hero

“Since the first Great Prophecy predicted the Titan War, we can guess the second Great Prophecy will predict something at least that bad.”

“Or worse,” Chiron murmured.

Maybe he didn’t mean everyone to overhear, but they did. The campfire immediately turned a dark purple. -Rachel and Chiron, The Lost Hero.

“The Senate and the People of Rome. Though why you would burn that on you own arm, I don’t know. Unless you had a really harsh Latin teacher…” –Annabeth, The Lost Hero.

Even that horrible zit at the base of her nose, which she’d had for so many days she’d started to call it Bob, had disappeared. –Piper, The Lost Hero

“I can’t summon any more gas! Wow, that came out wrong. I mean the burning kind.” –Leo, The Lost Hero

“Let’s sit.”

Piper did better than that. She collapsed. –Thalia and Piper, The Lost Hero

They were standing on the Aphrodite cabin’s table, and Piper had one foot in Drew’s pizza. –Piper, The Lost Hero

Lacy was bouncing up and down like she was trying to achieve liftoff. –Piper, The Lost Hero

A few other kids started to grin, as if they were enjoying the different colors Drew’s face was turning. -Piper, The Lost Hero

We careened out of the Lincoln Tunnel and back into the rainstorm, people and monsters tossed around the bus. –Percy, The Lightning Thief

“You have offended the gods. You shall die.”

“I liked you better as a math teacher,” I told her. -Mrs. Dodds and Percy, The Lightning Thief

“Braccas meas vescimini!” I yelled.

I wasn’t sure where the Latin came from. I think it meant “Eat my pants!” –Percy, The Lightning Thief

Behind her came two more old ladies: one in a green hat, one in a purple hat. Otherwise they looked exactly like Mrs. Dodds. Triplet demon grandmothers. –Percy, the Lightning Thief

“Hey guys!” Grover yelled somewhere above us. “I think she’s unconscious!”

“Roooaaarrr!”

“Maybe not,” Grover corrected. -Grover and Medusa, The Lightning Thief

She’d also called me brave…unless she was talking to the catfish. –Percy, The Lightning Thief

“It only works on wild animals.”

“So it would only affect Percy,” Annabeth reasoned. -Grover and Annabeth, The Lightning Thief

Our English teacher, Dr. Boring (I’m not kidding; that’s his real name), adjusted his glasses and frowned. -Percy, The Demigod Files

Fortunately he’d shrunk back to normal size, so his hug was like getting hit by a tractor, not the entire farm. –Percy, The Last Olympian

"With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." -Nico, The Last Olympian

In a way, it's nice to know that there are Greek gods out there, because you have somebody to blame when things go wrong. For instance, when you're walking away from a bus that's just been attacked by monster hags and blown up by lightning, and it's raining on top of everything else, most people might think that's just really bad luck; when you're a half-blood, you understand that some devine force is really trying to mess up your day. -Percy, The Lightning Thief

"Yay!" he said. "Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!" I hoped he didn't mean all at the same time, but I told him absolutely, we'd have a lot of fun this summer. Percy, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“So Zeus sent this magical flying ram with golden wool, which picked them up in Greece and carried them all the way to Colchis in Asia Minor. Well, actually it carried Cadmus. Europa fell off and died along the way, but that's not important." "It was probably important to her." -Annabeth and Percy, The Sea of Monsters

Jumping out a window five hundred feet above ground is not usually my idea of fun. Especially when I'm wearing bronze wings and flapping my arms like a duck. -Percy, The Battle of the Labyrinth

Hades raised an eyebrow. When he sat forward in his throne, shadowy faces appeared in the folds of his black robes, faces of torment,as if the garment was stitched of trapped souls from the Fields of Punishment, trying to get out. The ADHD part of me wondered, off-task, whether the rest of his clothes were made the same way. What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades' underwear? - Hades and Percy, The Lightning Thief

"You're a half-blood, too?" "Shhh! Just announce it to the world, how about?" "Okay. Hey, everybody! These two aren't human! They're half Greek god!...They don't seem to care." -Rachel and Annabeth, The Battle of the Labyrinth

The cafe windows wrapped all the way around the observation floor, which gave us a beautiful panoramic view of the skeleton army that had come to kill us. -Percy, The Titan's Curse

"How did you die?" "We er...drowned in a bathtub." "All three of you?" "It was a big bathtub." -Ciron and Percy, The Lightning Theif

"Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die." -Percy, The Battle of the Labyrinth

"So, you wrecked Alcatraz Island, made Mount St. Helens explode, and displaced half a million people, but at least you're safe." "Yep, that pretty much covers it." -Annabeth and Percy, The Battle of the Labyrinth

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of INSANITY

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Dont use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity. Check. And if you don't understand why I said check, don't stick this on your profile.

Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

GO to a movie you've already seen and Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room. Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end

MY LIFE MOTTOES

(1.)When life gives you lemons,make grape juice and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it!

(2.)When life gives you lemons,chuck them at people and see what they do for entertainment!

(3.)When life gives you lemons,sell them and buy whatever drink you want!

(4.)When life gives you lemons,use them to squirt lemon juice in the eyes of your enemies!

(5.)When nothing goes right . . . GO LEFT!

(6.)There is nothing to fear except fear itself . . . unless it's cowboys eating tacos!now THAT'S scary! They didn't have tacos in the old west!

(7.) (only works when someone what be quiet). . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . SHUT UP!!!!!

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (The irony...)

Don't point a finger at anyone, cause 3 more are pointing back at you. Try pointing your finger and 3 of your fingers are pointing back at you. Now you are laughing cause you tried this and look stupid for pointing your finger at a wall.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile

If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this into your profile (well, it's five letters and my own name, so)

If Justin Bieber was about to jump off a cliff, 97% of girls would be crying their eyes out and screaming "DONT DO IT!!!" But I would be a part of the other 3% that would be screaming and jumping on the couch with excitement with a bowl of popcorn at hand saying "JUMP JUMP JUMP!!!" Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are that 3%

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy, Sheena Is A Punk Rocker, Bellawhitlock51, dragonsdeathangel, Razzledazzy, EvilGeniusBookWorm13, Lady Alice101, Lmb111514,3214sammy, unknown lunatic,Nessa2685

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Liza Taylor, Spiritpelt, Swiftpaw of WindClan, rainstorm(mosspath gets really annoyed)mosspath(cos the reviews and etc come 2 MY email!), Emberheart0,Mudfur, Obzezzed, Dragonclaw11, lover-of-novels-aka-Kass247, Lmb111514,3214sammy, unknown lunatic,Nessa2685

I am the girl that doesn't often go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, my friends make me dance or I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Percy Jackson and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, the.girl.who.sang, EmosWillRuleTheWorld, Siriuslover7, Lmb111514,3214sammy, unknown lunatic,Nessa2685,

find that one that is different8

If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you want abortion to end now, post this in your profile!

People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever answered a question with a really obvious answer copy and paste this on your profile!

If you dream of going to camp Half-Blood, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have friends or people in your life that remind you of the characters in PJO, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are one of the few middle/high school girls who haven't given in to makeup, copy/paste this on their page.

If shopping in the mall makes you ill and you think it's a waste of time, copy/paste this on your page.(unless it's for books of course)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy this into your profile i you're part of the 10 percent yelling JUMP!!

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have way too much stuff on your Fanfiction profile, but don't want to take anything out since you can't decide or don't know what to take out, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you willingly refer to yourself as a nerd, dork, or loser; copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you've ever checked your story for reviews over 5 times in one day, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation

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Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!

-Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!! (Yup. My friend threw it at me and I turned around BOOM it hit me!!)

-Boys: can’t live with em, and it’s illegal to shoot em.

-What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

-Heh. I'm looking forward to regretting this

-Life is like a pack of chewing-gum; I've yet to figure out why

-I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

-A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

-They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

-It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

-When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how the fuck you did it.

-When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

-Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

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Mom turns on radio:

BABY BABY BABY OOH OH BABY BABY BABY OH

Girl: TURN THAT OFF!

Mom: she has a sweet voice :)

Girl:... That's Justin Bieber

Mom: O_o Justin is a boy name

Girl:... exactly

EVER WONDER:

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Proof that the world is going to end because of Man kinds stupidity:

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to what? Outer space?)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

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-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line.

If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5.

If you have A.D.D press 6 no 7 no 8 no 6 no 7 no 9 no 0 look shiny!

If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call.

If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you.

If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9.

If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later.

If you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Things Maximum Ride has Taught Us:

1. Being different is okay.

2. Even the little things can help save the world.

3. Red-heads are evil!!

4. Love always makes itself known. Even if it takes you five books and fourteen years of your life to see it, it's there.

5. 6-year-olds do have the ability to take over the world.

6. Duct tape is a handy tool if you have a mimicking 8-year-old.

7. The loss of a vet would be a tragedy.

8. Dressing in dark clothes and never talking does not make you emo; it makes you Fang-like.

9. French is the universal language.

10. Fang-sized is an acceptable form of measurement.

11. Count your blessings.

12. Teen magazines don't help you in life or death situations.

13. Nachos and Moutain Dew are proper mind controlling devices.

14. Fang has the power to sum up your life story in nine words.

15. Even a kick-ass, leader of a merry band of mutants like Max can make mistakes.

16. Never get hooked on Valium.

17. The best breed of dogs are talking Scotties!!

18. If one cannot be corrupted by power or money, there's always Snicker's bars.

19. It is okay to sell your soul for a chocolate-chip cookie.

20. Kids are better than adults.

21. You'll know the Apocalypse is coming when Max is wearing a dress.

22. The best cooks are blind pyros.

23. Submarines are tiny tin cans of doom.

24. Desert rat should always be cooked to well-done.

25. School really is an evil place.

26. Teachers really are out to get you.

27. Remember to flap.

28. Only one bird kid could pull off preppy Top-Siders.

29. GIRLS KICK BOYS' BUTTS!!

30. The order of power: God, Jesus, Chuck Norris, Max, Fang, Angel, Iggy, Gazzy, Nudge, Total, humans, animals. NOTE: Brigid, Sam and Lissa don’t make the list.

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Kids Are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLEN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLEN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher.

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16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

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HOW TO SUCCEED AT BEING A NORMALTEENAGER (In 15 easy steps):

1. The first step in becoming a normal, bland, and spineless individual is very simple. Never think. About anything. Ever. If you have a thought, let it go. Let someone else think for you. Thinking is hard. Let someone else do it. Save your little conformist brain cells for something less difficult.

2. Now let's talk about music. You like unique music? Not anymore! You get to listen to the same generic, repetitive sound that everyone else does. You know, that one beat over and over with the words "Yeah", "baby" and "ooh" being repeated. Lucky you!

3. To be normal, you've gotta dress normal. If you're a girl, that means you wear leggings as pants and cut up your t-shirts so they just barely cover your chest. Uggs are a must, for any time of the year, including midsummer. If you're a guy, you wear the hem of your pants on the back of your knees. Overly violent band t-shirts for bands that you only know one song for is highly recommended. Jerseys and shorts are the number one choice for extremely cold weather.

4. Now that you're dressed like the little snowflake you are, it's time to talk about relationships with your parents! The next time they ask you to perform a non time-consuming chore or a small favor, be sure to throw a complete tantrum in the kitchen. Tell them how much you hate them and how they don't accept your individuality, as they can see by your intuition in fashion. Be sure to include that they don't love you and that they wish you were never born. Follow this by running to your room and slamming your door off its hinges. If they attempt to speak to you at any time after this, lay face down on your bed and scream at them through your pillow. Scream about how no one loves you and let your excessive eye makeup run down your face, too.

5. To ensure that you're everyone's favorite person in the morning, don't ever sleep. It's recommended that you should stay up all night on Facebook chat, having the exact same conversation with nine different people. It should be going something like this: YOU: hey "FRIEND": hi YOU: wassup "FRIEND": nm, u YOU: nm "FRIEND": im bored YOU: same "FRIEND": wat r u doin YOU: nothing u "FRIEND": nothing YOU: lol "FRIEND": lol …And should continue this way until the wee hours in the morning. During this time, no homework should be done, and only caffeine and sugar filled foods should be consumed.

6. If someone offers you an alcoholic drink, TAKE IT. CHUG IT DOWN. YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO LOOK LIKE A LOSER WHO DOESN'T DRINK. YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT. DRINK IT. DRINK IIIIIIIIIIT.

7. Speaking of your amazing friends that are so nice to you and you to them, you must remain in contact with them at all times. They have to know everything that's happening in your life, just like you need to know theirs. Every time you start and finish a meal, update your Facebook status. Each time you borrow your mom's car to drive to someone's house to do nothing but sit on their couch for three hours, you should tweet when you left, while you drive there, when you get there, while you're there, when you leave, on your way home, and when you get home. Your phone must be in your hand, or within five inches of it at all times. You can't afford to not have it. What if you miss an important tweet? Your friend could be eating a cheeseburger and you won't know about it! YOU NEED THAT PHONE. Treat it like your child. No, treat it BETTER than your child, which you'll likely have in the next two years. *Important Note: Don't forget to do it while you drive!

8. Go beat up/ridicule a gay kid. Even a kid you think is gay and really isn't. Assume that every guy in the school play and any girl not dressing like a slut is gay.

9. You must use these words/phrases a minimum of five times per minute: - 'Like' - 'Um' or 'Uh' - 'Ohmigod' - 'Literally' - 'Legit' - 'I know, right?!' - 'Dude' - A swear of some kind - 'THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!' - A misinterpretation of the word 'Irony' (And for those familiar with internet vernacular) - 'Derp' and/or 'Herp' - 'Fail' - 'FFFFFFUUUUUU' - 'ASDFASDFASDFASDFASDF' - 'WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN' - Sentences that begin with 'Y U NO' - 'UR GAY' - 'FIRST!'

10. No matter how pretty, thin, and beautiful your outward appearance is, you must always dismiss yourself as "ugly", "disgusting", "hideous", etc.

11. Interpret EVERYTHING you see and hear as sexual.

12. You should ALWAYS expect sympathy from others no matter WHAT you do. Expect that your friends will cry and hug you when you tell them about that tragic weekend your mom took your phone away, ALL because you were caught driving drunk and having sex.

13. The only words you read should come from a TV, a computer screen, or your phone. Reading is for losers who don't have friends to text.

14. If you are doing poorly in any class, expect that the teacher secretly hates you. They really, really hate you. Even though you're doing awesome in that class, they give you bad grades because they are secretly trying to destroy you, and keep from you getting into the party school you want to go too, even though mommy and daddy will buy your way in there anyway. It's NEVER your fault. That teacher WANTS to see you crash and burn. Don't forget to say that to their face and to complain to all of your friends!

15. What's that? SOMEONE IS ACTING DIFFERENTLY FROM YOU! They are assaulting your individuality with individuality of their own! They don't listen to the music you do! They're a girl, and you can't even see their bra straps! How can she hope to be respected when she's not even a d-cup?! They're a guy and you can't even see their boxers! The smell of Axe body spray isn't activating your gag reflex! You know what you must do? ATTACK! DON'T LET THEM GET AWAY! How dare they act more intelligent and insightful than you, even though they are! DESTROY THEM PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY! What's this?! THEY'RE GAY TOO? NO! THAT GOES AGAINST THE RELIGION YOU SAY YOU FOLLOW BUT REALLY DON'T! NOOOOOOO!*explode*

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE NOW A COMPLETELY NORMAL TEEN. Go cry now. (sad, but so true for about half of my highschool...)

I hate when people say Hades is the devil! If you actully read Greek Myths he is the god of death meaning good and bad people go to him when they die. He is not evil, he is strict but fair. "But he kidnapped Persephone." Well if you were surrounded by the dead all the time wouldnt you want someone to love and one of the most beutiful people to lighten up the place. The underworld probably got lonly and a three headed dog and the dead are not that great of coversaion holder

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

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Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told, I went to school, I got straight As', I even got the gold!

But Mommy, when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another, And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Chris; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only now, And tell my dear sweet Grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best, Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better then the rest.

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass.

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this, Mommy, warn the others, Mommy, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy, tell the doctors; I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest, But Mommy, please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.

Mommy, I ran as fast as I could, When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would, I'm not coming back.

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with Daddy; On that trip to the new zoo.

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live.

But Mommy, I'm must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy tell my boyfriend, I'm sorry, but I had to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it's true, And Mommy all I wanted to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

--In Memory Of The School Shootings-- If this poem touched you in any way, please pass it on. And even if it didn't, pass it on just for the memory of the innocent children

girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.

3 kids met in kindergarton.

One was Matt. The second was a boy named Daniel. The third was a girl named Riley. They all promised to be friends and always hung out with each other. When they were in the 3rd grade they promised to always be there for each other. But then it changed. On the way to Sixth grade Matt and Daniel both had to move away leaving a very upset Riley. She cried at her best freinds leaving her. Matt moved to Califournia while Daniel moved to Missouri.

When she was 16 she just got dumped by her boyfreind so Riley was upset. She was on a bench in Central Park New York when a familiar boy came up.

"Why are you crying?" he asked. Riley was a bruntette girl, who could be considered hot. She had freckles and brown eyes. The boy also was a brunette, but he had green eyes. She thought he looked familiar.

"Why do you care?" She asked. He looked hurt by this.

"Well, i was just making sure you were ok." He asked with genuine concern in his eyes. Riley noticed this and looked at him.

"What's your name?" She asked.

"Daniel." he answered. She gasped.

"Daniel? It's me Riley." She was now crying in happiness. He looked shocked, then he hugged her.

"I promised i'd always be here for you." he said. She smiled.

"But Matt isn't." She was lookign at Daniel.

"But your wrong. He's moving back too. Next year he'll be back." Daniel hugged her again. Riley was happy and asked if he was doing anything. He just laughed.

"Except for roaming Central park then no." Then she told him of a really greta movie.

"Sure i'll go with you." And then they became best freinds. Daniel was always there for Riley when she needed him. When they were 20 Daniel asked Riley out. She agreed and they dated until they got married. Matt had come back a year after Daniel and started to date another girl. One day Riley asked why he came back.

"I made a promise. A promise i would keep."

If this story wamrs you heart then Copy and Paste it into your profile. If it doesn't then forget about it.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet tkings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet he still lives today...

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you truly believe in God and that Jesus Christ is his son...

Then copy and paste this to your profile...

If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."

I blieve in god not because of the Bible, but becuase of my heart.

"Nobody fucks with America. Nobody. Let freedom ring motherfuckers."-America :God Save America! by Shatterdoll

SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

DOG DIARY

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!

1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!

7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

CAT DIARY

Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

This morning I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...Cat

Favourite Characters:

Tony Stark: Genius, Billionaire, Playboy (Reformed), Philanthropist. It says so much about him and so little. Sure, he's all of the above, but he is far more. This is a guy who has issues to spare, whose snark was largely conceived and operates as a defence mechanism, who really cares for people, just happens to be very bad at showing it. He can be a dick, yes, but this is a man who will go all the way for people he cares about. If he sees someone he considers his being hurt, woe betide the person doing the hurting. He's arrogant, sure, but that masks the strength of will that can move mountains. This is the guy who, in the comics, chewed out Odin for sitting back and doing nothing, then when the Allfather assumed he was asking for divine intervention, he retorted brilliantly. "I don't want your blessing, Odin. I want your workshop." He has depth that is a lot of fun to explore. That and while I am nowhere near as smart and have had a far better home life, I can empathise with him on a number of levels.

Loki Odinson/Laufeyson: Ah, Loki. Possibly the biggest break out villain in history. He has style, charm, snark and brains. It's hard not to like that. In fact, it's very hard not to compare him to his mirror image, Tony. He's sympathetic, yet he's capable of horrifying brutality, he's vulnerable, yet he's capable of taking people apart with just words, well chosen words. He's like an Asgardian (or technically, a Jotun) Hannibal Lecter, with a more sympathetic side. And that latter part is arguably what makes him so dangerous. You can't help but feel sorry for him, but you can't let up for a second. I can see more than a little bit of myself in him, like Tony, so that makes it easier to empathise with him. But he's still evil.

That said, I think he's capable of redemption, and that's the path I'm taking in Child of the Storm. But the thing is, even if he breaks free of his madness and comes to love his family again, and treat humans with respect, his madness will have left a mark. He is still exceptionally dangerous, still deadly, and there is still that hidden capacity for cruelty, rage and destruction. And COS!Loki knows this and keeps it under careful control. But he's also a wild card still in that he will do what he feels necessary to fight the good fight. He is still Loki. His deeds were his own - Thanos did get his mental claws into him, as I see it, but all he did was accelerate Loki's madness down the path it would previously have taken. All he did was make him madder, faster - and he has a lot of repenting to do. But he'll do it his way. He is Wildfire. He is Chaos. And he will follow his nature, for good or ill.

Thor Odinson: The Mighty Thor. Thor the Brave, Thor the Heroic, Thor the Good. It's very easy to like him, because he's warm, open and a very smiley personality. That's part of the reason that the worst accusations levied at him in fandom post Thor that I've ever come across are that he's amiably moronic. Which is, in my opinion, wrong. Sure, he's very bad with modern technology, but that's because he hasn't really encountered it before. Asgard is in a state where most of the functions of technology are performed by magic. And look at how he explains the Nine Realms to Jane. She is an extremely clever astrophysicist (and that's one of the things he admires about her), and he's able to introduce something new to her, without coming across as condescending. He also manages to identify each of the Nine Realms in images from Hubble by sight, which is pretty damn impressive.

He's warm, heroic, loyal, clever (by ordinary human standards) and fair. Sure, he started out as an arrogant jerk, and I doubt he would dispute that. But even then, all he needed to learn was a little humility, to get a little perspective. He was a diamond in the rough. He's the sort of friend you wish you had and you know you could rely on to give you the shirt off their back in a heartbeat if they thought you needed it, and damn the consequences. You can tell that by the way he honestly loves his family and his girlfriend. He'd move the heavens and the Earth for them - and probably could, too. Though it isn't displayed in the films, Thor is a major league powerhouse.

And not only that, but he gives a fascinating outsiders perspective on humanity. In many ways, he is very like Superman would be if he had been raised by Jor-El and Lara - a little alien, made a little remote by his nature and his raw power, maybe a little arrogant, but good hearted, curious and honestly wanting to help. There is a lot to explore with him, a lot of history, a lot of mythology, and that generally gets overlooked by writers and fans alike.

Natasha Romanov: the beautiful but deadly Black Widow. Where to even start? She's a spy, one of the best, and there are vast expanses of her past to explore, let alone her character. She's a writers gift, a strong, popular, well known character who has a lot more to her than meets the eye. And she has issues. Oh, she has issues. This was shown best in Paul Cornell's Black Widow: Deadly Origin (a must for all Widow fans, comic savvy and not comic savvy alike), which explored her past, her progression from person to weapon to person again, her status as an immortal (thanks to the Infinity Formula), and the fact that even she has people she loves. She's not infallible, she's flawed, she's brave, she's brilliant, she's deadly and she's looking for redemption. She's a strong, compelling heroine, the sort that Joss Whedon is so good at and the sort the world needs more of.

Bruce Banner: He's literally a writer's goldmine. If you know the character, you know what I mean. All I will say is that you shouldn't underestimate the Bruce Banner persona because he doesn't have the raw power of the Hulk. As shown brilliantly in recent comics, and arguably in The Avengers, Banner is by far the more dangerous personality. And then there's Betty Ross... Yes, a lot of material to explore.

Steve Rogers: The Man Out Of Time. Like Thor, he's something from another age, who epitomises honour and chivalry in the very best senses of both words. And yet, unlike Thor, there is so much pain there. Everything and everyone he knew is dead or dying, most particularly, the woman he loved. There is nothing left of the world he knew, yet he fights on for a world he knows almost nothing about, against foes that defy the imagination, simply because that is who he is. The thing that makes Captain America great isn't his strength or his shield. It's being Steve Rogers.

Peter Parker: The Amazing Spider-Man. The ultimate coming of age story. The most beloved hero of them all. The hero who is so strong, yet so very human at the same time. He's brave, he's very intelligent, he's hilariously funny, yet like every slightly awkward young man, a bit nervous around girls he likes, believably flawed, but also with a great heart that comes from being Peter Parker, not from being Spider-Man. And that's why I think Superior Spider-Man is a disaster. You can't put just anyone in the mask and expect them to be Spider-Man the way he is meant to be. It has to be Peter. Miles Morales is also a good Spider-Man, but he's a good Spider-Man his way.

Mary Jane Watson and Pepper Potts: I'm not doing these two together because I think they are any less significant than those mentioned above. Far from it. Nor do I think they are the same. I think they're very similar, however. These are two smart, brave, loyal, loving women with their own agency, who pick their path and take no bullshit from anybody. They are the strong ones in their respective relationships. Peter and Tony need them. Not the other way around. But they don't take advantage of this, they don't use it to manipulate them or browbeat them. No, they love them.

Also, both kick unholy amounts of ass. Mary Jane has, in the comics, beaten the crap out of the Chameleon with a baseball bat, having figured out that the master impersonator wasn't her husband as soon as he kissed her, and taken self-defence lessons from Captain America. She's an actress, yes, and a good one, who has to struggle against the assumption that beautiful means brainless. She really isn't. She is genuinely very clever. Sure, she's a model, who does photo shoots in lingerie, but you know what? She does it because she wants to and she will never, ever apologise for it. And that makes her brilliant.

Pepper runs, in the films, one of the richest companies on the face of the planet, and did for about ten years before it was actually handed over to her, while simultaneously making sure Tony didn't self destruct. And when she got given the company and doubtless had to face accusations that she slept her way to the top, she doubtless faced them as she faced everything else - with grace, poise and a sense of humour that is just as razor edged and much more subtle than her ex-employer/current boyfriend's. She is Tony's equal and he loves her for it.

Sure, neither of them is the same level of genius as their partner, but they don't need to be. They don't need to compete. Because they're bloody brilliant in their own ways.

Also, redheads. Redheads are good.

Love Letters On the Train

by RosaryOfSighsx(deviantART)

Dear Stranger, I'm leaving this post-it tucked in the side of the train-seat. If you're reading this, you've seen it. I've seen you sit here every few Monday mornings, sometimes tapping a bent, unlit cigarette against your thigh, sipping from your tea (who brings a tea cup onto a train anyway?); sometimes staring at the rain outside, or reading your well-worn, beaten copy of Jane Eyre (I hate that you fold the corners down - it's bibliophilic abuse. I wish the book would papercut you to defend itself a little, but I digress). You seemed so sad this Monday morning past. Please smile again. I love it when your eyes catch the light of something I'm unaware of, something silently and intimately your own; a secret from the world that makes everything all the more meaningful to you. - The Passenger

Dear Passenger, I'm not in the habit of reading post-its from strangers. I found a love-letter hidden in a newspaper once, that the author forgot or was too afraid to send. It made me sad to think of those words unread, except by me; someone they were never meant for. Do you think the person knows that they are loved? I'm sorry that you're so distressed about Miss Eyre and her scars; but I think of them as creases of my love, etched into her body, the marks of my passion and affection and devotion to her. I think that a love like mine for Miss Eyre and Charlotte Bronte, and Eduard is beautiful because it is imperfect. My Monday broke the death of hope for me, so I was sad. Thank you for caring enough to tell me that you noticed and felt for it. - Little Teacup

Dear Little Teacup, I'm concerned that you'll break Miss Eyre's tender little spine. The paper is starting to fray, and I don't want her to die; especially because she is so dear to you. If you are careful, she may be with you for longer, and give you company and comfort when you are sad and others are not there to tell you their thoughts and feelings and regrets. What tea are you drinking? I hope it is some kind of restorative that brings you back more of exactly that - hope. - Wondering

Dear Wondering, I do not think that it would be a bad way to go - to be loved to death. I am gentle, but my hands know her body too well, and have softened her shape. Miss Eyre was made to be loved, and I am ardent. Today I am drinking Fruits of the Forest. Last Monday I tasted Chammomile and vanilla. Tomorrow I think is a peppermint kind of day. I don't know if peppermint will cure me, but if it doesn't, maybe Earl Grey will. - Thirsty

Dear Thirsty, What are you thirsting for? Will you tell me what has happened? Are there others that you love, like Miss Eyre? - Curious George

Dear Curious George, You'd better stay away from high voltage fences (assuming you have heard the joke). I am thirsting for understanding. I am set apart from other people, through malfunctions buried and rested and saturated in my DNA. The genetic lottery was lost on me, but I don't mind. Sadly others do, and sometimes this makes me sad too. I love others, but Miss Eyre is special. - Malformations In the Code

Dear Malformations, I think malformations make us beautiful, as much as the beauty I see in you. You didn't drink any tea this Monday. Does that mean that the peppermint is working? - Cautiously Optimistic

Dear Optimistic, I had to go into hospital, and have some something done, and wasn't allowed to have any liquids. Maybe, if it works, I won't need the peppermint. I'm starting to suspect that peppermint is not the cure, as it is. Rose tea or Darjeeling is subtle and sweet and might be the key to unravelling the mystery of my genes. Or just unravelling my jeans. Did you notice the new jeans I got today? They were a present. - Liquidless

Dear Liquidless, I hope the procedure didn't make you afraid. And very much that it went well. Can you tell me what it was for? Only if you're comfortable, but I'd like to listen if I can. I noticed the jeans; they look good on you, Darjeeling (darling, haha). Did the giver visit you in the hospital? I'd like to think that they did. I'd like to think they brought you flowers; snapdragons. I'd bring you snapdragons if I could, and if you'd let me. - Ears Wide Open

Dear Elephant Man, Elephant for the ears of course; and because you agree that malformations are beautiful (I do too - the Elephant Man was rejected when he should have been loved). The procedure was to run light and electricity into the dark corners of my mind, to make me alive again. Frankenstein. It doesn't scare me any more, but I'm still not sure that it's the cure. Maybe there isn't one. Maybe I don't need to cure my malformations. Maybe it's just shaping me, and a part of who I am. Maybe other people should want to "cure" me at all - but love me anyway, and stop trying to cobble me together into the sum of someone else's Frankenstein parts. The jeans were from my mother. She visits me, but doesn't understand. When I wear them, I imagine that she's in my skin, walking in my shoes, and finally feeling what I feel. She brought me flowers once too, and I crushed them in my hand, because I was angry and lost, but I have learned to forgive now. - Flower Pressing

Dear Fleur, I hope you've been pressed into a book you love; and slept tenderly in the arm of said pages; perhaps the temperate embrace of Miss Eyre's softly spoken words? Language is a blanket we all need, I think, especially in dark hours. I think you have known many dark hours; maybe that is why your eyes are always searching when you're on the train. I brought you some tea today, and I'll leave it for you when I go. I hope, even if it's not the cure, it aids you well, and softens some of the blows. - Box For a K.O

Dear Knock-Out, You accused me of wanton abuse of my dear ladylove's precious pages, and advocate the use of fists? It made me laugh. Words are my weapons; mightier than the sword and all that. I sleep in characters and worlds when I need to escape the illness in my head. I didn't know that my eyes were searching. I guess all of me is restless, but lately I am thinking of finding a permanent home. Thank you for for the tea. If it is not the cure, it looks promising for an antivenom to loneliness! - Sword Swallower

Dear Little Swallow, I am renaming you, because I think you are a curious sort of bird held captive in a cave; one that you would know well, like Eduard described; that "were it free, would soar - cloud high". You don't need a sword, you need a key. Have you found a home to call your own yet? - Seeking Locksmith, apply within

Dear Lockhunter, I think the key is somewhere inside me. I think I have it, or I'm making it; melting and reforming, and heating and shaping and melting down again. It will take time, but I am patient. The snapdragons were beautiful. Thank you for believing that I could be one of their kind - J&E of Thornfield Hall. If I had a home at all, it would be with them, somewhere in the green pastures and the creaking oaks. But the home I am thinking of is somewhere safe and deep and quiet. A place of rest, perhaps with snapdragons treading softly above. At the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time. - Treading On Dreams

Dear Dreamer, When I read your letter, my insides froze and I was afraid. Please say that you don't mean it. Stay with me, and Jane, and Eduard and Charlotte and Mr Yeats and T.S Elliot and those blanketed words. There are so many teas out there waiting to warm you and know the touch of your lips, sipping kissing, your hands wrapped around their cups. Don't give up, I love you. - Love. Just love.

Dear Lovely, Will you come and say hello, and sit with me next Monday? - Sorrow Close

Dear Sorrowful, It will not close in on you. In a moment this note will be in your hand, along with my own, that won't let go. There will be more notes to follow, and more palms pressed to palms, and more tomes to ease those moments of darkness. You are not alone.

fave quotes

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.(should you be worried?)

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people (so true)

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles.(...Um...)

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ...(...OH I get it)

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.( HeHeHe)

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places(I have nothing to say to that)

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants(DIE PLANTS DIE)

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.(so very true)(sorry guys)

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.(OH the fun I could have)

“Be nice to your children – they will be choosing your nursing home.(Watch out mum)

“We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.(Were do you find someone to teach you that?)


i find these funny

Top 12 Pick Up Lines and Comebacks

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Top 12 Pickup Lines And Comebacks

(12) I know how to please a woman. …then please leave me alone

(11) I want to give myself to you. …sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.

(10) Your hair color is fabulous. …thank you. It’s on aisle three at the corner drugstore.

(9) You look like a dream. …go back to sleep.

(8) I can tell that you want me. …yes, I want you to leave.

(7) I’d go through anything for you. …let’s start with your bank account.

(6) May I have the last dance? …you’ve just had it.

(5) Your place or mine? …both. You go to your place and I’ll go to mine.

(4) Your body is like a temple. …sorry, there are no services today.

(3) Is this seat empty? …yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

(2) What’s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? …what’s it like being the biggest liar in the world?

And The #1 Pickup Line With Comeback…

(1) Haven’t I seen you someplace before? …yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.


. I am the Pope of The Holy Order Of Randomness, I'm not ust crazy, I'm totally INSANE!

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts

I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate that they are "covered in bees"

Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit project for Herbology"

"I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

I am not allowed to attempt to breed a liger

The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable "Polishing my wand" in the common room is not

Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept

I will not start every Potions class by asking Professor Snape if today's project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant

It is exceptionally tasteless to tell Professor Lupin that "Once you go Black, you never go back"

I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

I am not to refer to the Potions classroom as "Kitchen Stadium"

I will not tell Ron and Hermione to "Get a room" whenever they start to fight

I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha

Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

Sirius Black is not #24601

I will not lick Trevor

I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is

I will not change the password to the prefects' bath to "Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty"

I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey

I will not offer to pose nude for Dean Thomas

I am not allowed to ask Hermione and Ginny if they know what a 'menage a trois' is

I will stop asking when we will learn to make "Love Potion Number Nine"

I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

I will not sell pennies as priceless, Muggle collector coins

I will not charm Firenze pink and call him "my little pony"

Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled "firewhiskey"

I will not refer to the Accio charm as "the force"

Locking random pairs of people in the astronomy tower is NOT a good way to perpetuate the race of wizards. Especially if both parties are male

I will not make cracks about how the unicorns refuse to go near Ginny, even though we all know they prefer virgins

When covering the chapter on painkilling potions, I will not turn in a bottle of Tylenol claiming it's the same thing, only better-tasting

The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smartasses and the Junior Death Eaters

I should not refer to DADA professors as "canaries in the coal mine"

I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library

Professor McGonagall does not have an inappropriate relationship with Mrs Norris

Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying, "The library is closed for an indefinite time period" amusing in any sense

I will not attempt to make Professor's Trelawney's predictions come true

I will not tell the Ravenclaws that they're basically useless because Hogwart's smartest student is in another house

I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?"

If a classmate is jingling the change in his pockets, I will not laugh at him for "playing with his Knuts"

Madam Hooch is not a black-market source for “moonshine”

I will not ask Madam Hooch if she would like to "test-ride my broom”


Exams are nothing more than a unique torture designed to kill off students one by one.

A new Vacuum Cleaner Salesman knocked the door, A Lady opened it, And before She could Speak; Salseman Rushed in to the Living Room, And Emptied a Bag of Cow Shit on the Carpet.. !!!

Salseman: Madam, If I'm unable to Clean this up with My New Powerful Vacuum cleaner in Next 10 scnds, I will EAT all this Shit... !!!

Lady: Do You Need Chilli Sauce with that ???

Salseman: Why ??? !! :O

Lady: Because there's NO ELECTRICITY.. =D =P =$

-Moral: Never Try to be Over Smart.. =D XD

Touch it and die (my friend. I was going for her chocolate)

So I draw demons big fricken deal (an old friend of mine...please don't ask)

Drive it like you stole it (my friends dad...)

The first thing we do, Let's kill all lawyers (William Shakespeare people no joke)

Don'y upset me, I am running out of places to hide the bodies (a friend said it to some guy bulling our friend...)

I never saw any miracles, but I sure saw a lot of dead people ( Duo from Gundam wing)

Hmph. I hate ninjas. They stole my Idea. Now I have to kill them. (Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho)

God Creates Dinosaurs; God Destroys Dinosaurs; God Creates Man; Man Destroys God; Man Creates Dinosaurs...Dinosaurs Eat man...Woman inherits the Earth

(Ian Malcolm and Dr.Ellie saddler Jurassic park)

26 THINGS I MUST NOT DO AT HOGWARTS AGAIN:

1. I will NOT sing “We’re off to see The Wizard” when I am sent to the headmasters office.

2. Dobby is NOT Yoda is disguise.

3. He is NOT Gollum either.

4. I will NOT bring a magic-8-ball to Divination Class.

5. My homework was NOT eaten by a werewolf. Especially when my teacher is Professor Lupin.

6. I will NOT tell the first years to make a tree-house in the Whomping Willow.

7. I will NOT give Lupin a flea collar.

8. Nor will I leave dog-biscuits on his desk.

9. If a classmate falls asleep I will NOT take advantage of this and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

10. Starting a betting-pool on the fate of this year’s Defence against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky. It is NOT a clever money-making concept.

11. I do NOT have a Dalek Patronus.

12. I will NOT teach House-Elves to impersonate Jar-Jar Binks.

13. Shouting “To Infinity and Beyond!” was only funny the first time I took off on a broom.

14. I will NOT refer to the summoning charm (Accio) as “The Force”.

15. “Springtime for Voldemort” is NOT an appropriate title for the school production.

16. I will NOT greet Prof. McGonagall with “What’s new Pussy-cat?”.

17. I will NOT send shampoo to Snape’s office, no matter how badly he needs it.

18. "Potter 6, Voldemort 0" is not a valid T-shirt slogan.

19. Even though they are easier to use and probably more effective, I will not use guns against the Death Eaters.

20. I will not charm Firenze pink and call him "My Little Pony."

21. No matter how funny it is I will NOT leave kitty litter in Prof. McGonagall’s office.

22. I will NOT dress up as Lord Voldemort for Halloween.

23. I will NOT ask Harry Potter if his “Scar-Senses” are tingling.

24. I will NOT call Dumbledore Santa Claus. Even if it is Christmas.

25. I will NOT tell Voldemort to “Get a life”.

26.I will NOT tell Draco Malfoy to 'make like a ferret and bounce'

" Certaincy of death, Small chance of success . . . . . What are we waiting for ?"

" It is said some lives are linked across time, Connected by an ancient calling, that echoes through the ages"

Tell the truth and run.

Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.

Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

Generally, generalizations are wrong.

Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.

Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.

The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?

If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.

Better yet, if you can't beat them at their own game, beat them with a stick instead.

Whatever you are, be a good one.

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.

We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we percieve reality.

If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.

A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.

Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.

When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.

"He handed her 11 red roses and one fake rose, he said ‘I will love you until the last rose dies."

"Of all the things I’ve lost… I miss my mind the most."

"Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas."

"Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!"

"When in doubt, push random buttons!"

"IF YOU CANT DO IT WITH ONE BULLET DONT DO IT AT ALL"

"When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's psychotic."

"Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies."

"MENtal anxiety, MENtal breakdown, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... Did you ever notice how all of out problems begin with MEN?"

"Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that."

"It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with."

"I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do, kill me?"

"Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery."

"Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster."

"I’m not paranoid… WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!"

"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."

"Whose sick joke was it for the fear of long words to be called hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia?"

"You know it’s going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor."

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired ?.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

" To start press ANY key, where's the Any key ?"

Dont worry about death, the most warning any of us get is; "Mind the Bus!" "What bus?" SPLAT!

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

God created whiskey to keep the irish from conquering the world.

If you're lucky enough to be Irish, then you're lucky enough

Both your friend and your enemy think you will never die

Drink is the curse of the land. It makes you fight with your neighbor. It makes you shoot at your landlord and it makes you miss him.
For every wound, a balm.
For every sorrow, cheer.
For every storm, a calm.
For every thirst, a beer.

"YOU KNOW THAT FEELING YOU GET WHEN YOUR STANDING IN A HIGH PLACE WITH A SUDDEN URGE TO JUMP ?" ...

..."I DONT HAVE IT"

"You're Either with us, or against us!"-Pirate

"I'm neither with you, nor against you!"-Missionary

"Can he do that?"-Pirate

"He's religious, it's expected."-Jack Sparrow.

SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

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Broken Mind, Fractured Soul by SensiblyTainted reviews
What if there was a darker truth hidden in Harry's story? Summer before third year, Harry begins to question his memory blanks. What happens when he finds himself before Snape for help? includes mentor Severus, MPD, child abuse, protective Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 398,147 - Reviews: 3744 - Favs: 3,695 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 25m - Published: 8/11/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Children of Magic and the Sea Book One by percyjacksonfan135 reviews
AU. When Percy Jacksonn is taken to Camp Half Blood by Poseidon, no one knows why but he finds himself growing up along side the BWL and they're as good as brothers. But who's this son of Hecate? And why has Percy gone to England? Is there more to our favorite heroes than meets the eye? Read to find out.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,937 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1h - Published: 3/12 - Harry P., Luna L., Hecate, OC - Complete
The Director's Son by JasonMorganfan87 reviews
Director Vance has an adopted son at NCIS that no one else knows about. They're about to find out though when a hit is put out on younger man's life. Who is the Director's son and how will everyone react when they find out? And can they save him from this new threat?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,503 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 1h - Published: 4/28/2014 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M., L. Vance, Jackie V.
Wolf in Hobbit's Clothing by Ulura reviews
The fact that many Hobbits, especially those of the Great families such as Took and Brandybucks, were skin changers was a secret kept tightly within the walls of the Shire. Bilbo has kept his nature hidden from the Dwarves but soon the secret proves too difficult to keep. How will the Dwarves react and how will Bilbo's true nature effect their quest?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,015 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 12h - Published: 1/23 - Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B., Kili
King by anastacianott reviews
Unknown enemy threatens the peace. Thor is the King of Asgard now while his father sleeps, and he asks his friends Avengers for help. But there is another one, who can help. And it's Loki, who has been banished to Jotunheim for his actions against Earth and Asgard. Avengers come to Frozen Realm to collect him. But what if things have changed? What if Loki doesn't want to leave?
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,210 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 17h - Published: 1/16/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki
There's Always A Catch by Karma Rue Lovegood Everdeen reviews
The Enchantress always did bite off more than she could chew. This time after being defeated by the Avengers she has one last parting shot; make them watch movies about their lives to try and break up the group. It doesn't really go her way. Fem!Tony, Male!Pepper, Watching Avengers Assemble, Iron Man 1 & 2, Thor & Captain America.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 65 - Words: 214,700 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 17h - Published: 2/23/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S.
Tell Me The Reason Why by SensiblyTainted reviews
Harry is rescued at eight from his abusive uncle by five teen soldiers who've just won their own war. Under their tutelage, Harry comes to Hogwarts with skills the Wizarding world doesn't expect and brothers who won't let Harry go without a fight.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 296,193 - Reviews: 2190 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 2,094 - Updated: 22h - Published: 9/16/2010 - Harry P.
Fixing What Has Been Broken Rewrite by JasonMorganfan87 reviews
This is rewrite of my story 'Fixing What Has Been Broken'. Fifteen years ago, a desperate man made a horrible choice. Now years later a family is reunited with the child that was taken from them. Will they be able to repair the damage that was done when he was taken from them or is it too late?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,772 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 23h - Published: 7/15/2013 - Harry P.
The Shinobi Way of a Fallen Mage by SLfangirl-theonewhoknows-18 reviews
Hari Hatake is the brother of Kakashi and a little...special. Now he's a part of team 7. But what happens when a dark past comes back to haunt him, and he catches the attention of a dangerous Sand Ninja. Warning: This contains malexmale yaoi parings: GaaHar and others. Don't like, don't read. I OWN NOTHING OF HARRY POTTER OR NARUTO!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,054 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 23h - Published: 6/1/2013 - [Gaara, Harry P.] [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Stranded with my class by RedHeadsRock1010 reviews
An innocent field trip gone wrong, Danny and his classmates find themselves trapped on an island with no means of escape. With the threat of starvation and dehydration haunting them- not to mention the cameras broadcasting everything across the globe- how are they going to survive this island, or more importantly: each other? *Secrets revealed story*
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 80,887 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 1,345 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Danny F., Valerie G., Lancer, Vlad M.
The Boy Who Lived by hodorhodorhodor reviews
After March 13th, 1988, Harry Potter was no longer just the wizarding world's 'Boy-Who-Lived.' As the sole survivor of Flight 1326, he became the 'Boy-Who-Lived' to muggles as well. Despite Dumbledore's protests, Harry is now being raised in the home of Britain's Muggle Prime Minister, Gordon Rollins. Rollins is determined to unleash a prepared Harry onto the wizarding world. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,585 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 1,344 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Harry P., Remus L., Megan J.
Gabriel by Shikatanai reviews
AU: At 5, an abused Harry is taken in by a powerful family. Taking the name Gabriel, he grows up into someone very different. How will Hogwarts and Voldemort react? Soldier!Harry, Neutral!Harry, implied child abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 149,667 - Reviews: 3799 - Favs: 5,125 - Follows: 5,598 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Harry P.
What Could Go Wrong? by The Red Dance reviews
Another Alex Rider is at Brecon Beacons. K-unit does know he's a spy, as well as Ben. They have a mission, Alex is a scary kid and an awesome teenage spy.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 3/14 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Yassen G.
Back to Brecon Beacons by Pageturner123 reviews
*I don't own Alex Rider* What if the Goverment's new scheme is to send students to army camps, starting with Alex's class, at Brecon Beacons. There is never such things as a coincidences.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,342 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Alex R./Cub
Vicis by Quicksilvern reviews
Harry finds himself in Victorian London on the night of his creature inheritance. What will happen to him? The years roll by and the time he originated from grows closer. Will he face Voldemort, join him, or be loyal only to himself and Sebastian? HP/SM slash Demon!Harry, Indifferent!Harry, Kind of time travel fic, AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,914 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 1,435 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Harry P., Sebastian M.
Harry Potter and the Wizard's Oath by Forestwytch reviews
Summer before 3rd Year, Harry is stuck at Privet Drive with his abusive relatives. His battle to stay sane is interupted by the arrival of the Potion's Master. Rated M for mature content child abuse/non con
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,701 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Pokemon Master's Journey: Kanto and Orange Islands Arc by AshleyH30 reviews
At the age of nine Ash received a book from his father with a wealth of knowledge on the Pokemon World. Follow Ash as he uses this knowledge, and experiences the Pokemon world for the first time. He'll learn about love, loss, victory, defeat, Legendary Pokemon, aura, and much more. Rated T for Safety. This Story is a combination of things from the Anime and the Manga.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 176,927 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 5/2/2014 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi] Brock/Takeshi, Pikachu
Used by NeverAgain717 reviews
When Percy Jackson disappears, a shady character in the name of Shay makes his appearances saving heroes at the brink of their deaths. What happens when this 'Shay' person was almost caught by the Goddess of the Hunt. What is 'Shay's' connection with Percy's disappearance. I deleted the story The Forgotten and replaced it with this, so yeah. sorry I suck at summaries.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 94,744 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Percy J.
Helikaraoke by LoquaciousQuibbler reviews
A collection of oneshots wherein the Avengers sing their own versions of songs. When did the Helicarrier become the set of The Avengers Musical? Ah, well, it's bound to be interesting… not to mention funny. Includes all the Avengers, sometimes Loki, and my OC Naomi Carson.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,772 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 11/19/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., OC, Hawkeye/Clint B., Loki
To Save My Lost Soul by Rikki Writinglover reviews
AU- Tony is abused by his father, and is resigned to it. Then his life changes when he runs into a group of beat up runaways. He offers them his help and a place to stay, and ends up their friend. But once they discover what Tony's life is really like, they are determined not to let him stay in his father's cruel mercy. This is how Tony Stark becomes a teenage runaway. Please Read.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,841 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 3/27
The Accidental Animagus by White Squirrel reviews
Harry escapes the Dursleys with a unique bout of accidental magic and eventually winds up at the Grangers' house. Now, he has what he always wanted: a loving family, and he'll need their help to take on the magical world and vanquish the dark lord who has pursued him from birth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 81 - Words: 491,205 - Reviews: 2367 - Favs: 2,786 - Follows: 3,677 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter: King of the Amazons by TheSilverboar reviews
Harry Potter, set adrift by his Uncle, washes ashore of the island inhabited by the Warrior Women race the Amazons where he fulfills an ancient prophecy and finds a new home that will raise him to be strong. Manipulative Dumbledore, Weasley Bashing, Hermione Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,697 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 1,533 - Follows: 1,745 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Harry P., OC
You Cannot Save the World by Lady Celestial Star reviews
Dumbledore left Harry Potter back in the Muggle world, and now it's time to bring him back to go to Hogwarts. Unbeknownst to him, the youth he is expecting is not what he seems. Harry Potter is no longer the Boy-Who-Lived, he has another title and he has more important things to do with his time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,104 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Harry P., Albus D., OC
Distances by Soulhearts reviews
Loki's true nature is revealed to the King of Jötunheimr, and King Laufey demands his lost son's return. Odin agrees to hand Loki over... for a price. Suddenly thrust back to his home world, Loki is used as a piece in one of Odin's ploys in order to keep relative peace between Ásgard and Jötunheimr, but the young Loki starts learning truths he never could have guessed.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,391 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 5/6/2014 - Thor, Odin, Loki, King Laufey
Crestfallen by Lionna reviews
When Harry lands on Asgard, he doesn't expect to be besieged almost immediately by two gods and a giant wolf. But he's always been the adaptable sort. (No pairing.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,077 - Reviews: 3754 - Favs: 6,156 - Follows: 8,010 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Harry P., Thor
My Dark Protector by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
A Dark Protector rescues Harry from the abyss that he has only ever known. When Severus gets to Harry he isn't what they would have previously hoped. Life hasn't been kind to him, will Harry take to the magical world or will he always fear everything around him? After all that he has been through, it wouldn't have surprised Albus or Severus if he was terrified.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,854 - Reviews: 1284 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 1,210 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B., Severus S., Albus D.
The Fire Bird Act I by Demonic-Slytherin224 reviews
Who is the Raven haired boy that Fleur Delacour spots when she gets off the carriage, his green eyes do not shy away from her nor do they glaze over. Who is this boy with the lightning shaped scar that is immune to her Veela past? A slightly different take on the Goblet of Fire. Independent,Grey,Crazed,Powerful Harry. Good Dumbles/little lost. Good Bellatrix. Sirius Father Figure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,720 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 1,811 - Follows: 2,596 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 5/22/2014 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Sirius B., Bellatrix L.
Perfect Bride by An Unknown Foreign Beauty reviews
AU. After the accident at the matchmaker's. Mulan is married off to Shang to save her family from disgrace. Shang is forced to join the war at their wedding night. Mulan is returned to her father's home, and joins the army instead of her father. When Shang begins to develop feelings for the newest boy in his troop, then he finds out he is actually his wife whom he left behind...
Mulan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,155 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Mulan, Shang, Fa Zhou, The Emperor
Love's Death and Life by kirallie reviews
AU. Extended version of Loves Death. Stranded in Middle Earth after the war Harry is content living a boring life in Bree. That is till a small company of hobbits arrive one night and turn everything upside down.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,255 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 1,795 - Follows: 2,956 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 1/16/2013 - [Harry P., Legolas] Frodo B., Aragorn
There and Back Again by OtakuDrag0n reviews
Bella Baggins is your traditional Hobbit girl. Even though she secretly craves for an adventure, she also wishes to stay home in Bag End and live comfortably. What happens when Gandalf, the Wandering Wizard comes along? Fem!Bilbo/Thorin
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,804 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 2/15 - Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B.
The Next Great Adventure by EmLights reviews
Harry, on the brink of death from the final battle, has been given a second chance by the Fates for a nice normal life. Only this normal life, with ninja, a new sibling, strange powers, and a side-effect leaving Harry five, could be anything BUT normal!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,995 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 1,757 - Follows: 2,498 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Harry P., Kakashi H.
All that I ever was by seren23 reviews
"You've spent the last however many months barely able to look at me without scowling and now you're paying me compliments simply because I rushed in and did something utterly moronic and dangerous," Bilbo said. "It doesn't follow." Fem!Bilbo/Thorin have a conversation. Quite possibly their first actual conversation. Always-a-woman!Bilbo. Set post-eagle flight.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,031 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 3/22 - Bilbo B., Thorin
Harry Pride, Year Two by DarkScales reviews
Cub and the Pride are back at Hogwarts, but old Dumblybore and Christopher Potter are determined to make him pay for last year. Meanwhile, everybody's convinced that he's the Heir of Slytherin, and the fact that Flare looks just like an unusually colored cobra isn't helping at all. Oh, dear... Sequel to Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Could-Speak-to-Pokemon.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,808 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 1/26/2014
The Child of a Monster by BooksAreMyVideogames reviews
Everyone believed that Harry was James' son, everyone except for Lily, of course. It did seem strange, how premature he had been born, but everyone accepted it. Until Petunia found some papers and sent Harry to live with his father...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,088 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 1,564 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
Willing by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
DomSeverus/SubHarry. Harry's been missing since he was 9 years old the wizarding world have been looking him for seven years to no avail. He's Seventeen when they find him, but they were in for a shock if they thought he'd do what they wanted. Turns out Harry has known Severus for years, he's a metamorphamagus. Dumbledore's manipulations are found out, the world is in for a shock.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 82 - Words: 348,062 - Reviews: 5978 - Favs: 2,188 - Follows: 2,725 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Stark Truth by misteeirene reviews
Summer after 4th year Harry learns that James isn't exactly is father and Lily isn't his mother. Will his newly discovered family be able to help him recover from his violent, abusive childhood? Will he be able to trust again enough to find love? Slash, abuse, rape, underage, mpreg, cutting,
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 74,656 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 2,139 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
The Trial by reviewgirl911 reviews
AU: Harry Potter, older brother to the Boy-Who-Lived and the Dark Lord's right-hand man, is now on trial for war crimes. DMLE prosecutor and former flame Daphne Greengrass comes to his defense. The secrets and manipulations will rock Wizarding Britain and reveal a boy who never stopped fighting and a love that never quite faded.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,341 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 1,757 - Follows: 2,384 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Daphne G., Harry P.
Wand, Knife and Silence by Wanda Ginny Greenleaf reviews
Samantha Zabini, black widow and professional assassin, sees Harry on the doorstep of his abusive relatives and decides to do something about it. She takes him to her home where she raises him in the art of death and sabatoge. Much later, a sixteen year old Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire. Dumbledore will regret that move. Assassin Harry, war fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,989 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 2,182 - Follows: 2,833 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Harry P., Blaise Z.
Excuse me, What! by StormQueen6711 reviews
Uncontrollable hair. Clear hazel eyes. A cause for trouble. Mischevious lifestyle. Complete disregard for rules. An affinity for red heads. Who actually is Tony Stark? Post Hogwarts/Future Gen/The Avengers. **SPOILERS for all** I own nothing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,290 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W., Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P.
Snape's Cousin by crazy-about-books reviews
The fact is that, even though Severus would never willingly admit it and even though Sherlock would forget if the memories didn't serve him well, Sherlock and Severus are indeed cousins. And of course, fate designed it so that Potter had to be there when Holmes decided to show up, and of course he had to bring someone along. "Why else would I be here—a case!" Multiple POVs.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,916 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 3/23
Behavioural Analysis by wereleopard reviews
Tony is tired of people assuming he has no brains, because of his Phys Ed Degree. He decides to do long distance learning. He sees a seminar run by Dr Spencer Reid, the two become friends. The BAU comes up with a case that could eventually include naval personnel, Spencer knows who to contact. SLASH
Crossover - NCIS & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,827 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs, S. Reid
The Long Road by Crazy PurpleSage reviews
Ten years ago, just after the war had ended, when everything was settling down and the world was turning right side up again, Harry Potter disappeared. Hermione had lost all hope of seeing her friend, when who should show up uninvited to her wedding party but two beautiful strangers with a most interesting tale to tell.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 232,306 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 1,835 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Legolas
The Curious 9th Graders of Brooklyn by Sopbak24 reviews
After Andrew, the school bully, rips up Alex's last photo of Sabina, Alex runs away. What happens to Alex when half of his grade decides to follow him home? What secrets will they discover about the teenage spy? (Hint: He lives with K-Unit) Takes place after Jack and Sabina's deaths. Rated T for language.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,245 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Sabina P., Wolf - Complete
The Lost Prince of Jotunnhime by Whistle Mist reviews
AU. Laufey saw Loki's arm turn blue and demanded that Odin hand him over or it would be war. Without a choice Odin hands over Loki who is thrown into a world he always feared. Laufey fears that his son is lost to him unless there is a break through and he'd be damned if Odin dared tried to reclaim his son.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 85,807 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Loki, King Laufey
Burglar by fanfic-addict21 reviews
What if Bilbo actually was a Burglar as a tween? He's got morals, though - and returning his thefts helps him never get caught, until he steals from a Dwarf who he later cannot find to return the item. Thorin discovers the theft when he meets Bilbo in Bag End and thenceforth has a wary respect for the Burglar's skills. Light Slash.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 4/16 - [Bilbo B., Thorin]
Sneak by fanfic-addict21 reviews
What if Bilbo actually was a Burglar as a tween? With his skills, he's never been caught. Even Gandalf has no idea. Well, Bilbo's not going to out himself, that's for sure. No showing off on the road or they'll start asking questions. The journey remains unchanged, alt. prequel & end. Here's the story of the one Burglary he didn't get away with. (took 30 years to catch him, though)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 4/18 - Bilbo B., Thorin
My Fears by melanshi reviews
Danny, Danielle, Sam, Valerie, Paulina, Jazz, Star, Dash, Mr. Lancer, Kwan, and Tucker are trapped in a maze by Nocturne where they are forced to face their worst fears. The bad part is secrets can be revealed, the walls are made of blood blossoms, and Danny's worst fear is deadly. Will they survive? (Rating now T)
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,758 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 6/17/2013
Young Princes by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Harry had no idea how it was possible, however it didn't really matter. What mattered was that they were there and he would do anything to protected them. Even if that meant siding with Voldemort. Even so, he was sure that he had been suffering from temporary insanity, how else could he explain how they came to be? Yes, temporary insanity was the only possible answer.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,889 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 1,702 - Follows: 2,016 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, OC
In From the Cold by ChinamiMorimoto reviews
Following the events trending as #shieldfiledump and #hydragate, Steve goes hunting for the Winter Soldier, goes looking for his best friend. What he finds is a very broken man. Meanwhile, other agents of SHIELD are picking up their own pieces. Since it's one of the few secure places left, everyone heads to Stark Tower. (Winter Soldier compliant, semi-AoS compliant, HoH!Clint)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 130,413 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 5/21/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S., Agent Phil Coulson
The Thing About Memories by flight-in-flames reviews
An innocent game of Truth or Dare during one of the Guardian meetings at the North Pole turn into something more when an awkward topic comes up: Jack's death. Or rather, why he is afraid of water.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,591 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Jack Frost, Jack's sister
Pokémon: The PAL Chronicles by BookPrincess28 reviews
Ash has been hurt to hear what they really thought of him. Out of anger, he accidentally activated his aura that teleported him to an entirely new region: PAL. Four Years later, he became the Champion and is invited to a tournament with his own Elites. His life makes a turnaround from there and he must solve the mysteries that are putting everyone in danger, before it's too late.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 141,553 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Ash K./Satoshi, Cynthia/Shirona
Recovery, Redemption and Romance by luvsbitca reviews
When Thorin is injured in the Battle of the Five Armies, Bilbo surprises everyone with his healing abilities. Then as Erebor starts to rebuild he continues to surprise people with his knowledge and skills. On top of everything else that is occuring there is a dwarf king and a hobbit are be trying to court one another without the other knowing. Direct Spoilers for the end of book.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 121,357 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 1,111 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Ice Crystals by Dolphy reviews
Another collection of one-shots and drabbles about Jack Frost and the Guardians, everything from angst, hurt/comfort to humor, whatever I feel like writing. No pairings / romance! Rated T just to be on the safe side. Content is better than this lame summary. XD
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 193,792 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Jack Frost
A Lion and His Cub by Lady Celestial Star reviews
Fifth Year: Harry fathers a child with Grace, a muggle girl he believed was his soul mate. Now she's gone and he's left to raise the babe on his own. However, Dumbledore, Mrs. Weasley and a few others don't believe that the baby is Harry's, but a plant sent by Lord Voldemort. Who is right, Dumbledore or Harry, and will they be able to deal and accept the truth? Occasional OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,661 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Harry P., Albus D., OC
The grand old clock by seth 8627 reviews
*ADOPTED, Thanks Mortiferum* Having escaped SCORPIA's clutches Alex is back at BB, recovering under the watch of an overprotective unit. His tutor is a ghost from his past and K Unit has been saddled with a group of American Navy SEALS. Everything was going to be smooth sailing, right? Please read and review:)
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,487 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Wolf, Yassen G.
A Mistrusting Wizard and the Ninja Who Found Him by Zeakagirl reviews
Years of barely escaping with his life, has left Harry in a state of paranoia that only Mad eye Moody could be proud of. What happens when that same wizard has ninja come for him? Rated T for some swearing. Starts after the 4th year
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 72,359 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 1,205 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Harry P.
A Child at Heart by WolfLover316 reviews
After the "Troll Incident" Bilbo can't help but feel hated by certain members of the Company. Bilbo has to deal with certain circumstances that aren't entirely his fault. After all it never is... Prepare for immense fluff and cute. I'm not in denial over BOTFA, YOU'RE in denial after BOTFA... Which is why this exists... You're welcome... Also I'll try and update weekly at least.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,052 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 3/5 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fili, Kili
Liberation: A Snarry by Herald-MageAnduli reviews
SLASH. When Harry Potter was one, his parents took measures to ensure his safety and future happiness. Steps that involved one Severus Tobias Snape. Now Harry has defeated the Dark Lord in is 6th year and he receives a letter... Mpreg, AU, some definite surprises! Gray!Harry, Realistic Intelligent!Harry, some light bashing possible, Alive!Sirius & Albus. Updated 4/23!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,066 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 1,084 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 7/12/2014 - [Harry P., Severus S.]
The Third Winchester Brother by IzzyDelta reviews
Team Gibbs head out on a case only find a cabin full of sulphuric stench. Tony, being the elder half-brother of our favourite pair of hunters, calls them in to help out. Nothing too bad could happen could it? See disclaimer on profile page
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,622 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Dean W., Sam W.
Son of Bears by uoduck reviews
As Bilbo comes back from scouting ahead, he comes back with interesting news. Well, interesting for Gandalf anyway. There were two bears in the countryside instead of the one that he had been expecting. Also, the whole bear thing was news to Thorin Oakenshield and his company anyway. Harry/Thranduil, Bilbo/Thorin
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,929 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 1,328 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 3/21/2014 - [Harry P., The Elven King of Mirkwood]
Stepping Up by My Whole Life Is Thunder reviews
Another one of those stories where Tony learns he has a kid. Tony learns he has a two year old daughter from a short relationship three years earlier. How will he cope with being a dad? How long can he keep his secret? Jimmy/Breena, McGee/Delilah, Tiva
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 100 - Words: 123,373 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 5/15/2014 - [Tony D., Ziva D.] Jimmy P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Silver Lining by BloodyRedQueen reviews
Harry has a disasterous Summer with the Dursleys and is brought to Hogwarts early. In order to protect him, drastic measurs are taken and Harry finds himself living with one Severus Snape. AU Full Summary Inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,246 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The lost child of the sea by Mcdawn reviews
As Harry allowed himself to grieve, he didn't notice the change in the weather outside. The once sunny day was clouded over and a storm was now raging across the country. Lightning flashed and torrents of water raged, the waves became big enough to be called tidal waves as they bashed against the shores of every coast. A lone figure stood ...time travelfic
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,076 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Harry P.
Friends Reunited by Mewoo27 reviews
The sad and lonely life Bilbo Baggins has after the fall of the last heirs of Durin lead the valar to pity. What would their lives be like if they could do it all again? And if they play a few games as they travel, well, it's all in good fun.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,388 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 1/13 - Thorin, Bilbo B., The Elven King of Mirkwood
Chronicles of the Chosen One: Pokemon Master by Nateman364 reviews
The road to becoming a Pokemon Master is a long and hard journey. No human knows that more than Ash Ketchum. But with his first two Legendary Pokemon, Mew and Mewtwo, by his side, things start to change a whole lot. Ash is smarter, calmer, and more independent than he was made out to be. He must incorporate various techniques to reach that goal. Some shipping included. Rated K .
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 202,328 - Reviews: 1639 - Favs: 2,773 - Follows: 2,420 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi
Embracing His True Self by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Tom Riddle/Harry Potter Slash. What if Harry didn't want to fight Voldemort? What if he was fed up with the light side judging him constantly and wants to be his true self? The Slytherin side that he had squashed in a bid to fit in and be accepted? Realizing he never would...what of the prophecy? Could they overcome it? Will Voldemort even give him a chance?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,541 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 1,222 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Courage and Cunning by preciousann reviews
Salazar Slytherin has had enough of Dumbledore and Voldemort's stupidity, so on October 31, 1981 he decides to put a stop to the wizarding war. Things do not go according to plan. He loses his memories, but 10 years later he regains them when he gets a familiar letter. BASH! Some Weasleys & manipulative Dumbledore! Salazar is NOT a Superhero! A twist to the Harry is Salazar genre.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 455,571 - Reviews: 2087 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 2,230 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort, Salazar S.
The Trouble With Courting by steelgray reviews
Subject: Bilbo Baggins. Situation: Dire. Who knew that feet could cause such issues? Bilbo Baggins learns that they can when he finds himself being courted. But Thorin doesn't need to know! He can handle it himself...or so he thinks. The Company disagrees. 100 Word Drabble Series. ThorinxBilbo, Thilbo Bagginshield. Slash. Rated T for some violence/angst.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 91 - Words: 16,626 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 7/29/2014 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] OC
The Rise of the Drackens by StarLight Massacre reviews
Harry comes into a very unexpected inheritance. He is a creature both rare and beautiful and now he must avoid detection at all costs, whilst choosing his life partners and dealing with impending pregnancy at sixteen. What's a boy to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 98 - Words: 917,491 - Reviews: 12334 - Favs: 3,984 - Follows: 3,880 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 4/14/2012 - [Harry P., Draco M., Blaise Z., OC]
The Unexpected Snape by Imablack reviews
Severus thought he knew what to expect of the spawn of James Potter...until he walked into the Great Hall looking like Severus Snape. Co-authored with hello-nurse2005(Luck on Potions and Snitches). Rated 'T', just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,173 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
I can Explain by Nopony reviews
Danny's going to check out some apparently 'ghostly' deaths. Dean and Sam are going to do a routine salt and burn. Guess what? It's the same place. But what does Castiel know of the infamous Halfa? Could Danny help them save the world (this time)? Set after the season 8 finale, Bobby lives, AU, NO PHANTOM PLANET! Danny is around 17. Rated T for cursing and sexual innuendos.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,229 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 8/10/2014
The Wandering Warrior by ZeroE0703 reviews
He is last of his race, the last warrior of warriors. He is a wanderer, a man who walks Middle Earth and is known thoughout the land. But when an offer to slay a dragon appears he stops his wandering and fights. He is the last of the Nsgiks the ancestors of dragons and he is going to kill Smaug with or without the dwarves.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,496 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 2/26 - Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B., OC
The Morning Star by allietheepic7 reviews
"Oh, Father." A voice whispered brokenly from deep inside the cave in the earth. "I'm so sorry." When Lucifer shows repentance in the cage, God gives him a choice. Stay in the cage, or be reincarnated as a human. "Who the hell are you?" Dean asked. "I'm Lucifer," Harry replied. "Who did you think I was, Michael in a tutu?" Warning: Slash and Bible references.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,953 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 2,503 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 5/15/2014 - [Harry P., Sam W., Lucifer] Dean W.
Wizards in Tights by TheSarcasticDeath reviews
When Fury and the Avengers need some new help, who better than the greatest wizards the magical society had ever seen? But can they all cope in the same house and keep the secrets of their world?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,201 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Memories Relived by GuardianWitchDemiGhost reviews
Manny believes Jack isn't getting as close to the Guardians as he had hoped, and comes up with a plan for them to bond. By watching Jack memories. I know it's an over used idea, but I added my own twist! :D Rated: T.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,851 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, North, Sandy - Complete
Spirit of the Wandering Fox by Wacko12 reviews
For my "Naruto of the Yin-Yang" Challenge. After retrieving Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki is banished due to hatred and trickery from the very village had had sworn the protect. Now six years later, an older Naruto has been found by Konoha and Akatsuki. But he sees neither as an ally and will not lose the freedom he has been given...nor for his daughter.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 78,716 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 1/9/2014
Pondus Omnium: The Weight of All Things by NoSignalBlueScreen reviews
An evil only Clockwork could anticipate is coming. Before the true battle can begin, a huntress becomes an ally, a family is made whole, an imperfection is made perfect, a class takes a field trip, a city is enlightened, a man is redeemed, a monster is saved, and a King is crowned. Canon but No PP. No Phantom Planet. After D-Stabilized. Reveal Story. DxS TxV & others.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 157,932 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 1/2 - Danny F., Tucker F., Sam M., Valerie G.
On The Wings Of Death by dreamingthroughstarlight reviews
In the early hours of a chilly November morning, Harry Potter nearly freezes from cold. That same morning, Yveltal just happens to be wandering in an alternate universe. On impulse, he chooses to save Harry, bringing him back to the Pokémon world. Well then...
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 60,876 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Yveltal, Harry P.
Slytherin Prince by amazinggalaxy2003 reviews
When Harry Potter was one, his parents died for him and he was left to forever live with The Dursleys. Or was he? When Henry was four, he mastered the art of teleportation, answering prayers and with more years to come, mastered the art of reading enochian and making deals. At eleven, he received his Hogwarts letter and the wizards get a good surprise. Who is Henry Callum really?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,288 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 2/15 - Harry P., Minerva M., Crowley, Naomi
Avengers: Chaos Unleashed by Arsenal597 reviews
Fury had another member of the Avengers Initiative, Harrison James Rogers, but he died, supposedly, but when Loki arrives through the Tesseract, and the dead member returns, everything changes and where one problem ends, a more dangerous one begins, and the Avengers will be forced to use everything they have to save the world. But who will make the ultimate sacrifice in the end?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,817 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 2/22 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Banished Destiny by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
Sent into an alternate dimension through time and across space by his godfather, Harry must learn to fend for himself in a war torn universe where technology is society's lifeblood. Story is AU. Pairings: HP/Dorothy, 01/Relena, Zechs/Noin, & hints of 03/04. Powerful!Harry, Smarter!Harry, Evil!Dumbledore, and Evil!Snape.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 65 - Words: 612,577 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 9/20/2012 - [Harry P., Dorothy C.] Heero Y.
The Leader by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Albus Dumbledore has been searching for Harry Potter for seven years, unknowingly he bumped into the eighteen year old, and stirs the hornets nest. Harry who is the leader of the underworld, vows to put an end to the manipulative old man and also has to deal with Voldemort who was encroaching upon his territory. SS/HP top Harry bottom Severus! will Sirius and Remus join Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 99,373 - Reviews: 1402 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 1,960 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 4/30/2014 - Harry P., Severus S.
Misunderstanding by soranaj reviews
The things they know about Jack is not entirely true. What makes Jack snapped? Sorry I'm not good at this. Not really violet. Rating T 'cause it's my first not really understanding what rating it should be.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,675 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund, North, Tooth
Deus Ex Machina by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
(Or - The Time MoD!Harry Got Fed Up and Dealt With Loki Himself, to the Consternation and Confusion of Everyone Else.) Some days, dealing with a bunch of bratty quasi-immortal beings and their temper tantrums just wasn't worth it. Especially when they kept causing him so much extra paperwork. [One-Shot]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,520 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 1/19 - Harry P., Thor, Loki, Nick F. - Complete
Jasmine's Brother by TheAnimeWriterLover reviews
Aladdin thought that he knew everything about Jasmine, only to find out that she kept from him one 'little' secret. Jasmine has an older brother who's known, throughout the many kingdoms, for scaring away those who ask for Jasmine's hand. Now what does he do?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,955 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 4/3/2014
Darkness Reborn by Caitriona3 reviews
Once more the world approaches the end of an Age...and Darkness seeks to claim the Age to come. Gandalf must reawaken the souls of the past in order to prevent the final destruction of all they fought to save in a time beyond legend, beyond myth...in a time when Men were but one Race among many. (AN: Yes, I cheated on all the last names!)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,671 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 1/22 - Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B.
I'll die before I lose you again by darkoraclegirl reviews
The Avengers get the surprise of their lives with Loki's return. Harry's wish for a family comes true in an unexpected way. Hogwarts is about to have a most unusual year. And Angel? Well she just wants to strangle Loki every other sentence he speaks. Rate T for safety. Please review.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,844 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 12/11/2013
Return to Sanity by Ventus Princeps reviews
During the possession at the Ministry, Voldemort unintentionally discovers that Harry is one of his horcruxes and purposely reabsorbs it. What effect will this one change have on the Wizarding World? Slash. Full Summary and Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 54,759 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 2,080 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Meant To Be by phoenixmaiden13 reviews
One Night of passion leads to drastic consequences that changes the war completely. Harry must go into hiding to protect himself and his most guarded secret. But will that secret bring Harry and Tom together? Only if it is Meant to Be. M/M - TRHP - MPREG - OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,223 - Reviews: 2132 - Favs: 3,013 - Follows: 4,056 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Tony always knows by Leigh59 reviews
Just Tony being a smart and not hiding well not so much. Tony centric some parts will be OOC. Don't like don't read.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,199 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D.
Of Pranks And Broomsticks by the midnight stalker reviews
Kellie (fem harry) just wanted to have fun on her last school year after a full summer not be invited to join a super hero group called the avengers or meet the god of mischief himself and if that wasn't enough but be chosen to represent her school in some competition in England add that said god started to court her well...Kellie just glad she remembered her gun and black belt
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 28,488 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 7/22/2013
Life Crusades by Windseeker2305 reviews
Sequel to Life Agendas. Harry, Draco and Co. head to the Ukatae realm where they plan to take back what is rightfully theirs. Nothing is ever easy, is it? But in the realm things are definitely never dull. Very AU and OC's within.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 456,665 - Reviews: 2226 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 1,922 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Kiddie Flash by toomanyfandoms1598 reviews
When mysterious magic rips though the Watch Tower, it leaves one of the founding members as a kid! The other leaguers must find a way to get him back as an adult or he will be stuck like that forever. WALLY WHUMP Mentions child abuse
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,662 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Bruce W./Batman, Wally W./Flash, Roy H./Arsenal/Red Arrow, Dick G./Nightwing
Lily's Son by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry looks exactly like Lily when he appears at Hogwarts much to the surprise of everyone. What if Petunia told him about his world when he finally got his letter? What if they accepted him for who he was? Harry is sorted into Slytherin. He befriends Hermione (raven), Draco(Sly), Neville (Huffel) and of course Luna (Raven) later on. Whats a Potions Master to do? can he hate Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 127,809 - Reviews: 2689 - Favs: 3,117 - Follows: 3,730 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Darkness Within:The Rewrite by Kurinoone reviews
A rewrite of the first part in my Dark Prince Trilogy. What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? Book One of the Dark Prince Trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 319,740 - Reviews: 2108 - Favs: 1,924 - Follows: 1,923 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
There and Back Again: A Second Chance by griffindork93 reviews
When Bilbo woke, he knew something was wrong, because he was without a stitch of clothing. He was a respectable Hobbit. A Baggins of Bag End. He did not sleep naked.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,246 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 1/12 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Kili, Fili
A Better Life by Memma546 reviews
Jack is beaten and abused by the Guardians every day. His only friend is Pitch Black. When Pitch pushes him through a white portal, suddenly everything has change. The Guardians are suddenly caring. Pitch is suddenly evil. What's going on?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,908 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Jack Frost
Lone Hobbit by Baruk Khazad reviews
After Bilbo is thrown out by Thorin (Chapter 17 from the book) he decides it is time to get rid of the ring. Not telling anyone where he was going and only leaving a note. A note with a confession to Thorin, saying that he has always loved him. Do to this confession, Thorin is able to come out of his gold sickness, but he has to live with the things he lost. For now, that is.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,476 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 4/6/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] [Fili, Kili]
A New Place To Stay by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry is called up to Dumbledore's office at the end of his fourth year and told he is to go and live with Severus Snape. Severus does what no one else bothered to do― he takes care of Harry. Watch as Harry flourishes to all that he was meant to be: A Slytherin with a heart of a lion. No slash. Will Harry be able to beat Voldemort and save the people he loves? Read and find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 79 - Words: 362,285 - Reviews: 6521 - Favs: 4,371 - Follows: 4,879 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Unexpected developments by slayer of destiny reviews
After different events in The Department of Mysteries Harry gets some shocking news. His whole life is about to change course, and Lucius Malfoy gets a second chance to love. MPREG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,413 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 2,394 - Follows: 2,938 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., Lucius M.
QBR by Cassodembreankia reviews
There's only one person on the planet with the computer skills to hack the secret base. And it's not Tony Stark. It's the hacker that made Stark Tower's cable network play My Little Pony for 72 Hours straight.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,963 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Agent Phil Coulson, OC
Wind Lord Potter by Swallow-Tailed Kite reviews
Because Death goes to extraordinary lengths to ensure its Master's survival, Harry Potter saw empires rise and fall, worlds collapse from his eagle's view high up in the sky. Over land and sea he went, until he encountered some higher beings-the Valar, as they call themselves-and watched the rise and fall of a new Dark Lord, Rings, and a journey to bring the Lord down.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,663 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Harry P.
Curiouser and Curiouser by Cibbsoldlady reviews
Harry is more then just a wizard; he's a genius. So what happens when he meets another genius the beginning of his third year? One that Deduces Harry's treatment at the Dursleys in less then a minute? The answer; Quite a lot, apparently... Mentor!Sherlock Genius!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,679 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 2,835 - Follows: 4,318 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sherlock H., John W.
Gryffindor's Slaves by Annabeth Volturi reviews
Dumbledore & the Order force Harry to marry Snape, or lose his magic and memories. Harry hates Snape, but chooses the marriage & decides he's not going to let anyone control him anymore. Harry has more secrets locked away than anyone thought, & once it all comes to light everyone will pay. Mpreg, Slash HGxRW DomHPxSubSSx3 other 'brides' SBxRL Dumbledore bashing Order bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,250 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 10/27/2013 - [Harry P., Severus S.] [Hermione G., Ron W.]
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,229 - Reviews: 2446 - Favs: 4,946 - Follows: 5,876 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
Hope and Fun by Nikki Pond reviews
It has been 2 months since Jack Frost became a Guardian, and he still feel judged by other spirits. When danger threatens the balance of life, Jack must team up with his Seasonal 'siblings', who dislike him, to stop it. He wonders if he'll ever be in good terms with them. Things get worse when the start of trust between Bunny and Jack shatters. Full Summary Inside...HIATUS!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,527 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 8/26/2014 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost
Knight in Scarlet Armor by S.S.AERIAL reviews
The arkenstone was a kaleidoscope of light, a buzzing energy warming Bard's chest before what looked like a shooting star burst out into the sky, sailing towards the dragon's corpse that was sinking with Laketown. The beast twitched, shuddered, before revealing one great eye that was the color of molten sun. Only one goal was fixated in his mind. Protect the Durin line at any cost.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,275 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 1/20 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Smaug
Harry Potter and the Olympic Coven by Yukimori of the Cherokee reviews
Harry moves to Forks Washington to get away from the wizards version of the paparazzi. there he has a mansion and meets the supernatural inhabitants of the area! Look out Forks! There is a wizard-Who-Conquered in town and he plans on assisting everybody while hiding! LOOKING FOR BETA! CONTACT ME FOR INFORMATION! And he will remind Leah of the good things in life!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,046 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 8/19/2014 - [Harry P., Leah] Jacob, Sam
Harry Potter and Mana Institute of Magics and the Arcane by Yukimori of the Cherokee reviews
Harry Potter's life is flipped us-side-down by the spirit of Hogwarts once the spirit and Harry are forced out of Britain. However, Japan is in need of a school due to their odd tradition of passing knowledge down in the family. Not only is Harry the headmaster of a school but now there are gods talking to him!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,234 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 9/22/2014
I couldn't be any prouder by May-Rene reviews
After accidentally discovering her son's secret Maddie's world and view of ghosts are changed forever. How will her new knowledge effect those around her?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,375 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Danny F., Maddie F.
The Truth Behind the Name and the Lies Pt6 by kusanosakura reviews
An abused boy finds out he's a wizard and a hero; his tormented mind rebels. One person sees through the misconceptions to the real Harry and treats him the way he deserves. How does this change them both and those around them?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,705 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Oh Hell No! by monbade reviews
Harry is entered into the Tri-Wiz tournament and his response is Oh Hell No!,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,049 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 2,048 - Follows: 2,765 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Beside Me… Always by RoseDragonWitch reviews
Harry proudly accepted the title of 'Dumbledore's man through and through' but how little does he, do we realize that Dumbledore was 'Harry's man through and through? Their years together, now through Albus's eyes, see the bond that these two share.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 71 - Words: 503,205 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Albus D., Harry P.
My big secret by iansomerhalderfanforever reviews
This is a story about crossover between Criminal Minds and Ncis. Everyone is familiair with Tony Dinozzo, but what if he had a secret no one knew about. Not even his boss Gibbs. See how the journey continues while his colleages discover his secret. What wil happen to the team? Will they accept it or not? You will have to read to figure this one out.
Crossover - NCIS & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Tony D.
Code of the Guardians by The-Silver-Butterfly150 reviews
North thought Jack is finally mature enough to take things seriously, so he shows him the rule book that all four guardians made a few hundred years ago to avoid angering each other, but turns out the hellion was only capable of breaking rules and pissing them all off one by one. Who knew the Guardian rules could be so silly?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 43,987 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Jack Frost, North
Order of the Dragon by mindofemmette reviews
57/? When Harry Potter starts coming into his full wizarding powers too early, what better way to stabilize his magic than a full marriage bond? Certain Weasley brothers can't stand to see Harry manipulated any longer, and suddenly plans change. Eventual Harry/Charlie, Fred/George, Sirius/? Begins after Harry's fourth year, but only VERY loosely follows plot after that point. Abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 311,252 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 2,017 - Follows: 2,796 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Harry P., Charlie W.
Changing Lives by Harry-Potter-Magic reviews
After the Final Battle went horribly wrong, Fawkes presented Harry with a choice allowing him to save the lives of everyone he cared about, by giving up the only life he'd ever known. Waking up in 1972 in his ten year old body, Harry has to figure out how to stop a war without anyone finding out who he really is. Time Travel, No Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 80,711 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 1,822 - Follows: 2,567 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., James P.
The Jumper Chronicles by HermioneGirl96 reviews
After the first war, Remus realizes his chances of working in the wizarding world are slim, and his wand just reminds him of how James, Lily, and Peter died. To escape this world of pain, Remus attends med school, posing as a Muggle and going by his middle name: John. A story of the missing 12 years of Remus's life . . . in which he became John Watson. Guys, seriously, it all fits.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 104,396 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Remus L., John W.
Silver and cold by STIXandMANNY reviews
Thor stumbles across a shocking discovery when he pays Loki a visit in his cell, & the gods find themselves back in Stark tower once again. As they try to figure out what happened to Loki, The avengers get to see a different side to the trickster. But a powerful enemy is rising & with Loki in his current state can the realms defeat this threat. -Sequel of four weeks two days.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 103,457 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki, Pepper P.
In These Days by DayLightDove reviews
(Originally known as The Collection) For 300 years he was alone and now everything changes after he became a Guardian. What happened in the 300 years and what will happen to this family in the future. This is a collection of oneshots, arcs, etc, that can come in all the genres.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 106 - Words: 105,987 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 2/20/2014
He's Not Dead Yet by Redbayly reviews
When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Do not take seriously. Reviews welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 139,709 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 2,987 - Follows: 3,810 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Becoming the Master by CaptainPrice reviews
It's been over a month since Ash Ketchum completed his journey in the Sinnoh region after losing to Tobias in the Lily of the Valley Conference. This has led to him questioning his strength and skill as a trainer and now he's not sure what he should do next. However, he receives a letter that may just be his answer to reaching his goal.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 259,130 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi
Redo by hpfreak1993 reviews
Mahal and Yavanna know that their children will not find peace in their after lives if they do not step in and fix the outcome of the quest to reclaim Erebor Disclaimer: I own nothing
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 3/2 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Elrond, Bifur
ascending by rmec reviews
A white light streaked through the sky and to Zeus' horror hit the boy causing him to burst into flames until there was nothing left but ash. Zeus knew his brother Poseidon would blame him for the death of his only mortal son...slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,328 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 3/30 - Harry P., Percy J.
In Sickness and in Health by misteeirene reviews
At the end of Harry's 5th year he defeats Voldemort. After finding out that he has cancer and his friends turn their backs on him, Harry runs away to Forks Washington. Harry / Carlisle, slash, possible Mpreg, mention of past abusive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 77,067 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 1,668 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 8/7/2014
Final Cry of The Rose by niakias reviews
Abused and raped, dumped in the forest, found by two werewolves, a death match begins. Moony the victor takes Harry to safety. A panther crawls into Harry's life reaching him where no one could. An old potions professor, and a good Voldemort save Harry. Could this mysterious cat heal Harry and teach him love. Will it bloom like a rose and if so, what happens when the petals fall.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,180 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Harry P., Remus L., Severus S., Voldemort
The Four Horsemen of Chaos by remarkables reviews
When Percy is abandoned by his friends and father, he leaves. Only to be found by Chaos, who offers him a spot in her most elite group: The Four Horsemen of Chaos. Their goal, to protect the earth from peril. But when Olympus is under threat once again the Horsemen are called to protect them, no matter how they themselves feel about it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,192 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Percy J., OC
The Chosen One's Journey by dragonwolf12 reviews
A year before Ash left on his Pokemon journey, he received a Mysterious package. Inside of it was a book and a simple note that was signed 'A friend.' This book turns out to be the best thing that could have happened to Ash, leading to a more mature and intelligent Ash. Read how Ash travels around the regions with a more progressive look on Pokemon training. I Don't Own Pokemon!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 160,458 - Reviews: 1578 - Favs: 2,994 - Follows: 2,931 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu, Lucario
The Black Wizard by Hi Pot And News reviews
Fanfic of Azraeos's original fic. Fem!Harry. Harry, through the selection of the Valar, is plucked from her home world and dropped in Middle Earth to complete a task that will ultimately help the Fellowship save Middle Earth. Starts post Fifth year and near the beginning of The Fellowship of the Ring movie.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 160,543 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 1,809 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Harry P., Gandalf, Boromir
The Hulk by robert32514 reviews
After a selfless act during his first year, Harry will be transformed into a creature created through magic. When S.H.I.E.L.D. finds out, a whole can of problems will unfold. Can a scared young wizard control the raging spirit within, and will he find out the meaning of true Love and Family? Homage to Witowsmp version.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,556 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 8/8/2014 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Hulk/Bruce B.
A god's love by LoveableOkie reviews
Hadrian, son of Hecate, Hades and Persephone, shows his beautiful half-blood mate that he would is perfect for him, while going on a whirlwind adventure to find Zeus' master bolt. Percy/Harry slash. God!Harry, AllPowerful!Harry uke!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,613 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 1,262 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 7/29/2014 - Harry P., Percy J.
Uncovering Secrets by DanniCat reviews
Harry is in the midst of a final battle when an unexpected spell reveals a bond between Tom Riddle and Harry Potter. Harry struggles to gain Tom's trust while searching for the answers he needs. Who hid his bond? What actually happened that Halloween in Godric's Hollow? TR/HP MPreg Evil!Dumbledore
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 173,485 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 1,370 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Yggdrasil by Laora reviews
Bilbo Baggins dies peacefully on the ship to Valinor, and when he wakes, he is a young hobbit living in Bag End. Thorin Oakenshield, on the other hand, drowns in his own blood on a gruesome battlefield; his screams as he wakes in Ered Luin will haunt his sister and nephews for years to come. -— (Fixing their broken world isn't going to be as easy as they think.)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,823 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
The Hope of Family by Duochanfan reviews
Mrs Hudson could never imagine that finding a small child in the back yard of 221 Baker Street. A little boy with no family, and her Boys doing the unexpected and opening their hearts to him, and their home.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,322 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 12/17/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] Harry P.
A Day in the Life of Maria Hill by sass-mistress-lucifer reviews
Deputy Director Maria Hill single-handedly runs S.H.I.E.L.D. That's a fact, not an opinion, and everyone knows it. As if Fury does much apart from stomp about with dramatic one-liners. She handles more deadly secrets everyday than most people could deal with in a lifetime. But everyone, even ice-cold, ex-assassins have a breaking point. And this has been building for a long time...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 64,768 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Nick F., Agent Phil Coulson, Agent Maria Hill
Harry Potter and the Divine Heritage by Spacedragon1999 reviews
Betrayed. Disgraced. When Harry Potter is abandoned during the Triwizard Tournament, a strange lady appears to him. What? She's his mother? Harry/Thalia ANSWER TO DZ2'S HARRY THE TWICE-BLESSED HALF-BLOOD CHALLENGE! DISLAIMER: I do not own Harry Potter or PJO/HOO! Those belong to JKR and and Uncle Rick!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,434 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 11/12/2014 - [Harry P., Thalia G.] Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Triumph of These Tired Eyes by AnarchicMuse reviews
In the several millennia he had existed Loki Odinson, Norse God of Mischief and Lies, had been many things, he had been a liar, a warrior, and a trickster, just to name a few, but never before, in his thousands of years of existence had he been a loving father, but all it took was a single glance at the perfect little creature before him and knew, he was gone.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 188,110 - Reviews: 2007 - Favs: 4,804 - Follows: 6,346 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Harry P., Loki
Another Gibbs by sorafallenangel11 reviews
Albus Dumbledore made a great mistake on the night of October 31st 1981 - he chose the wrong boy-who-lived. So Lily and James Potter gave up little Harry to his relatives, so they could raise their saviour - Charlus Potter. But now that it is time for their children to start Hogwarts, they want Harry back. Only, he isn't Harry anymore. He's Jasper Gibbs.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 45,429 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 2,593 - Follows: 3,633 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Harry P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
I once stood alone by salllzy reviews
Death was tired of seeing his master be imprisoned, he was tired of seeing his master be used time and time again. Death has had enough so he dose the only thing he can do, take Harry away from this world and into another one. This is SLASH!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,952 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 11/20/2014 - [Harry P., Aro, Marcus, Caius]
The Wizard by The Dutchman reviews
Harry and Luna find themselves in Middle Earth. Set in the time of The Hobbit. Rated T for some language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,520 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Harry P.
(Not) Quite Ready For Another Adventure by Raouldehadleyfraser reviews
Bilbo hadn't exactly meant this when he'd said that to Gandalf as they boarded the ship. No, he had definitely not wanted to restart his life from just before it was overturned by dwarves, elves, skinchangers, and oh, let's not forget dragons and gold-sickness. And that Valar forsaken Ring. This was most definitely not what he had imagined - but that was still what had happened.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,684 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fili, Kili
Caving In by TheBoss3254 reviews
Danny has had enough. He is sick of dealing with Dash every day, on top of all of his ghost fights. It can't be so bad to fight back, right? Wrong. A fanfic where Danny beats up Dash. *FINALE POSTED*
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,344 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 3/21 - Complete
Two for the price of one by Black Dragon on the Rocks reviews
Steve never thought being a good samaritan would reveal he had someone to anchor him, give him a purpose, and help him fit in the new world he had to live in. He had a son, a special 7 year old son, who was practically a mini him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,595 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 3/26 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Nick F.
Suggested Vacation by Rikki Writinglover reviews
Fury has had enough of the teams bickering and he send them to Stark's private island for a "Suggested" (Forced) vacation and bonding time. For a team with a bunch of clashing personalities, its hard. But maybe, the bunch of idiots will actually learn about each other in the process. Worth a shot right? Team Fic. Tony centric because I love him.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,483 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B.
The Sixth Istari by Scififan33 reviews
As the White Council deliberates the Sixth Istari arrives bringing solemn news meaning Gandalf cannot re-join the Company. Instead the red wizard does. No pairings yet
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,848 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 10/29/2014 - Harry P., Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B.
Hope, Cheru by CreatureSlashLover reviews
Hoping is all Harry Ivan Potter-Black feels he does anymore. His life before and among wizards was cruel. He's done with all that. So how will he react when his Papa takes him away to America the summer before his fourth year? What will happen when he finds a reason not to go back? SLASH - RATINGS MAY CHANGE Slight Character Bashing in Beginning
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,101 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Harry P., Remus L., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor
Harry and the Gods by arober94 reviews
Deciding enough is enough, Harry makes his way to Gringotts and finds out a few interesting things. Taking a portkey to his destiny, what antics will Harry get up to now?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 69,318 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 1,410 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 9/6/2014 - [Harry P., Zoë N.] Artemis - Complete
The Goblin Queen by phantom-lass reviews
Centuries ago in a battle thought of more as legend than fact, a Hobbit - a Took - defeated the Goblin King. Ever since the rule of the Goblin nation has been passed through the Took line - All bow for her majesty, Bilbo the Great Took, Goblin Queen. - Girl Bilbo Fem!Bilbo Baggins.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,904 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Bilbo B., Elrond, The Goblin King, Azog
Harry's Armada by Wanda Ginny Greenleaf reviews
Dudley wasn't the one Harry saved during his fifth year. When Dementors attack him, he ends up saving the fiery, eccentric heiress to a hidden country of wizards. She has a private army and would love to repay her rescuer - by helping with his Voldemort problem. Look out, Britain. Captain-General Harry Potter is coming home. Violence, rating may go up
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,310 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 1,738 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Harry P., OC - Complete
New Awakening by The-Girl-Who-Dreamed reviews
A beaten up Harry arrives at Hogwarts for his first year in so much pain, so desperate for saving that his Wild Magic does just that. It triggers a portal to an Alternative Dimension where there's no Dark Lord, his mother and father are alive and have a son - that isn't Harry. In this world there is no Harry Potter. Follow him as he finds the love he's yearned for. Child Abuse!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,130 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 9/26/2014 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Harry P., Sirius B.
Merchant of Death by marauderslashlover reviews
When Clint read Shield's rather extensive file on Tony, he noted that some called him the Merchant of Death. He hadn't thought that they meant it literally, though. At least they didn't have to fight this time.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 2/25
Leaving for a Family by Princess101855 reviews
Harry has had enough. Finally cracking when his name comes from the Goblet, he runs to the States to an old friend. Will he get the family he always wanted? Or will the Wizarding World demand their saviour back to save them? T for now unless otherwise.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 118,013 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 2,523 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Harry P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Feel no more by wizardsunlimited reviews
When Tim falls asleep at his desk in the bullpen, he has a nightmare which will reveal secrets that were never expected from the youngest agent of Team Gibbs. Pasts will be revealed and Team Gibbs will come to know exactly why their youngest agent won't divulge others into his past
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,449 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Tim M., Sarah McG.
Rules of Life by SincerelyChristina reviews
After a series of unfortunate events, young Harry Potter is sent to live with a relative in the states, one LeRoy Jethro Gibbs, by Albus Dumbledore. When it's finally time for the young man to return to Hogwarts, he is not at all who the old man was planning to be. A strong-minded Harry is prepared for his future, and plans to throw pre-made plans for him out the water.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,164 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 1,150 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Harry P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
A Pale Hope Rises by arwenraven reviews
The final battle is over and there is nothing left. At his death Harry is taken into another world, into another war, but it is not him that the burden of this world rests upon. He is given a chance to live again, to have a family while at the same time bringing hope for those who must fight, and perhaps he may yet make the difference in this war. NO SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 116,155 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 2,377 - Follows: 3,142 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Harry P., Aragorn
Harsh Reality by Duochanfan reviews
Marge Dursely has only heard bad things about Harry Potter, she has not had the chance to meet him face to face. The Durselys are going on hoilday and Marge will have to look after a four year old Harry Potter, will she see what lies beneath the lies?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 99,207 - Reviews: 2487 - Favs: 3,086 - Follows: 3,865 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P., Marge D. - Complete
Pandemonium by Undercover Operative reviews
With his name being pulled from the Goblet of Fire, Harry Potter finds his entire world being turned upside down, with the revelation that he's a 'Twice-Blessed'. Now armed with the unspeakable powers from both his Godly parents, Harry rises up to take on the Triwizard Tournament while dealing with enemies from both worlds, with only the other Demigods of Hogwarts at his side.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,671 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,599 - Follows: 2,056 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 11/30/2014 - Harry P.
Reading Stormbreaker by ColourPages reviews
When Alex is woken by a phone call at five in the morning, he is surprised to find out that it isn't a mission they want him for. However, as the truth is revealed he may find what he must do harder than anything he's ever done. Forced to tell his story to K-Unit, teachers, and many more people, he wonders whether he'll be able to trust again. A reading the books story. Please R&R!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,388 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 3/7 - Alex R./Cub, Jack S.
Twins: A Different Life by Jessiikaa15 reviews
When Voldemort attacked he didn't kill Lily and James. When he met his downfall they mistook Harry's twin as the GWL, they send their son away to the Dursley's but he doesn't quite make it in to the Dursley's loving care. Harry will take Hogwarts and his 'family' by storm and by the time the 'light' realize their mistake it will be too late for them to fix. OOC!Dark!Powerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 200,074 - Reviews: 2559 - Favs: 3,972 - Follows: 4,759 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Voldemort
The Wizarding Contract by bahlovkarizma reviews
Harry has defeated Voldemort at the end of the 5th year. Returning for his 6th year he finds he is obligated through what is called a Wizarding contract to marry into the Malfoys and bear an heir for them. M/M SLASH Mpreg HP/DM REALLY AU No flames please
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 86,813 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 1,366 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Percy's dream by r7e7d reviews
When Harry chooses to question Percy the Exchange Student's strange back-story, they witness something they never expected, something that surprises them. Based off of PercyJacksonAlways's tournament of power, starting at the end of the tenth chapter. Art by Blue-Wave-789 Set During GoF and after the Giant War, post chapter 10 of tournament of power
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,758 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Harry P., Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G.
Fallen Death by Lady Alseroen reviews
A very long time before the angels fall the Angel of Death falls so he would not have to watch his brothers and the ones that he loved with all his being fight. What will happen now that he remembers all of the passed lives that he has lived?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,364 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 7/30/2014 - [Harry P., Lucifer, Gabriel]
Time Traveler by Wolfgirl705 reviews
When Bunny offends Jack in the worst way for him and jack storms out, Father Time sends the guardians back to when jack was alive so they could see what he really went through. First story no hate... rated T for later chapters
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund
I See Fire by obeytherandomness reviews
Bilbo knew when he was young that the song he liked to sing meant something important, but it wasn't until 13 dwarves came crashing into his little hobbit hole that he actually remembered why it was so important. He remembers everything else on the journey to his long lost home. Thilbo and FilixKili
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,079 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Harry and the Unexpected Magic by Momkey627 reviews
What would happen if Harry and his twin sister were abandoned at 5 in the Congo for being "No good Freaks trying to corupt His Dudders?" Warning: Vernon bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,219 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Harry P., OC - Complete
To the Past: Guardian of the Hunters by Night and Light Sky reviews
Percy, Thalia, and Nico of both past and present are sent to the past Olympus to read a book for to avoid the painful with a letter sent by the fates. They will be sent in a spiral of sister-complex, confusion and last but not the least: Love Will past Artemis finally let go off being a maiden goddess for Percy? And will Apollo finally stop being overprotective of her Sister?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,815 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Percy J., Artemis
Shift by CaptainOzone reviews
In which Danny's secret is revealed to the world before he ever steps foot in Amity Park…and before he ever meets Sam or Tucker. Pre-PP AU. Post-reveal. Rated for language.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,859 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Danny F., Tucker F., Sam M.
Not Reincarnation A second chance! by The Eternal Scribe reviews
Sent to another world by the flamboyant death and turned into a demon, Hadrian isn't sure what to make of his new life. But what one thing that he is certain of is that the bloody butler wouldn't leave him alone. Slash!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,436 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 1,828 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Harry P., Sebastian M.
There Be Dragons, Harry by Scioneeris reviews
AU. Creature!Harry gains a strangely dragon-like creature inheritance over his sixteenth birthday. He isn't prepared for what follows. Elemental powers? Dragons? Mates? Merlin's beard! Contains all kinds of Slash. HP/TN/CW/OMC's Starts slow. Very Angsty. Complicated plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 95 - Words: 750,406 - Reviews: 2538 - Favs: 1,648 - Follows: 1,963 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Harry P., Charlie W., Theodore N.
Damaged Bodies, Growing Lives, Building Families by StarLight Massacre reviews
Harry's painstakingly rebuilt world is destroyed again; then he meets Clint Barton, the sharp eyed archer from the renowned Avengers team. Left broken and pregnant, can he be put back together again? Does he even want to be fixed after everything he's been subjected to or will his love for his baby and the support of the Avengers pull him through the very lowest point of his life?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 154,715 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 2,295 - Follows: 3,115 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 2/5/2013 - [Harry P., Hawkeye/Clint B.]
HP Reloaded by Rafaelout reviews
Harry James Potter, a young war veteran the master of Death, is transported through space and time into another dimension thanks to the Dark Lord. He is now in a world where his family is alive and his brother is the BWL. Watch as he climbs through the Wizarding world from rock bottom and proceeded to take it by storm. HP/FD/?. Gray Harry, Strong Harry. Smart Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,590 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 11/28/2014 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] OC
Dark as Night by LavenderStorm reviews
After Lily's death, her elder son was sent to live with the Dursleys. Abused for six years, Harry was rescued and adopted by Voldemort. He grows into his powers as the Dark Lord's heir at Durmstrang and, eventually, Hogwarts. Before the end, Harry has to face his biological family once more as the heir to the Dark Lord. Dark!Harry (adopted)Father!Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 149,757 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 2,744 - Follows: 2,945 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
My son, Danny Phantom by HTTYD Frozen Forever reviews
Danny's identity is finally discovered by his mom when she finds him injured outside the house. Better than you think.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 3/17
From the Ashes by EverD reviews
Their world ended and so, they went to sleep, dreaming of memories of a time since passed. Enter Harry Potter, who only wanted to become an animagus like his father and godfather before him. Of course, being Harry, he couldn't have a normal form. As such, he gains friends in high places and a motherly Pokemon intent on keeping him safe and out of harms way. Starts summer of GoF.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,266 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Zoroark, Harry P.
Snow Point by Quetzalcoatls reviews
End of 4th year and Voldemort's back,but Harrys not waiting for him to make the first move SnowPoint Academy,hidden in the frozen reaches of the Antarctic ocean,is nothing like Hogwarts, but to win this war that may be exactly what Harry needs,but darker things are stirring in the shadows, and nothing is sure.fusion with Heralds of Valdemar(fut. AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,900 - Reviews: 1457 - Favs: 1,982 - Follows: 2,725 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Heart of Mesquite by Rosae-Sif reviews
So rather than torturing Loki, Odin gets some sense and admits that what Loki turned out to be was a product of bulling and neglect. After some research a spell is found that will turn back Loki's life until such a point as he could be saved. When they began to cast the spell, everyone was expecting something, but no one expected the result.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 46,377 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Loki, Thor, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Emerald Elf by HPLotRForever reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy fights Voldemort for the last time, and kills him. But at the same time gets hit by Voldemorts spell. They gets thrown into Middle Earth where they tries to help the fellowship. There is only one tiny problem: the both of them are elflings! HPLotR Elfling!Harry,Draco Fatherly!Aragorn,Legolas No Slash! (Rating kind of high..and I changed the summary)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 10/15/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Aragorn, Legolas
Awkward Conversations by Andovia212 reviews
Danny Fenton has revealed himself to the world as Danny Phantom, right after becoming the hero of the world. This means he's bound to have some interesting conversations in the process of getting used to this new life of fame. DxS included. Might have some TuckerxValerie later on. K for now but may go up a bit later on. I don't own DP.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 3/7 - [Danny F., Sam M.] Paulina, Skulker
What Should Have Been by Catherine or Cate reviews
Slytherin! Harry Potter, Neville Longbottom, Hermione Granger, Daphne Greengrass, Draco Malfoy - it's going to be the Famous Five not the Gryffindor Trio. So much better me thinks. Alternate Universe. HPDG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,268 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 2,074 - Follows: 2,665 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Rise of the Dark Angel by mykkila09 reviews
A HP/DM fic; Dark Harry. Starts after the DOM battle; when Harry loses Sirius, he decides to drop his act of being the naive golden boy and shows his true nature. How will the Light react when their "Savior" is suddenly for the Dark side?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 383,013 - Reviews: 1591 - Favs: 2,759 - Follows: 3,085 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Savior, Child of the Tardis, Son of a Mad Man by Kuroi In a Black Hole reviews
Out in the Universe is a bright blue box, holder of a fantastical realm. Inhabiting this box is a mad man who calls himself the Doctor, his son, the Savior of the Wizarding World aka Harry Potter, an immortal man from the 51st century who affects a Captain in front of his name, Jack Harkness, and a pink and yellow once-human who is simply Rose Tyler. What was Dumbledore thinking?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 306,337 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 1,664 - Follows: 2,056 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 6/5/2012 - 10th Doctor, Harry P.
Sanctuary for the Strangers by YUUdeParallel reviews
A new faction of war is arising, promising hope and protection for those under its shelter – Harry Potter engages his own war with new comrades and allies. Post OotP, Creature! fic. Independent Harry. Slightly Manipulative Dumbledore. Slash, HP/SS/DM/LM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 93,789 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Lucius M.
To Call A Place Home by missmusicluver reviews
Harry won the war. It's a couple months afterwards, and unexpectedly, he's quite literally picked up off the face of the world and shoved into another. One where Harry Potter died a long time ago and the Potter family's still fighting a war with a Dark Lord whose ruling over the world one muggle murder at a time. They say he's their only hope. Harry just really doesn't want in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,546 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 2,651 - Follows: 3,792 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P.
Frosted Memories by Phantom Trainer reviews
MiM feels that Jack needs to open up more, but he also knows that Jack won't do that on his own. His solution: show everyone that Jack recently met his memories. How will everyone react from seeing the young spirit's past? Well, Jack certainly has a few words for them...
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,778 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Jack Frost, Jack's sister, Pitch, Sandy
Heritage by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter is more than a wizard, he's descended from two powerful clans of the Elemental Nations. Thanks to his parents taking precautions he will work on training both sides of his heritage. And people better didn't try to stop him. Will contain some bashing, see summary, no pairings yet.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,713 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 2,293 - Follows: 2,755 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Harry P., Neville L., Naruto U.
Not as Grimm as it Seems by Whispering Darkness reviews
For a moment Harry started, surprised at the first sign of any sort of non-muggle presence in this world. Just what exactly was a 'Blutbad' - or a Grimm for that matter? Collection of related drabbles/snapshots centered around Harry, Monroe, Nick and Renard.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grimm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,899 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Harry P.
My Real Son, Tony by My Whole Life Is Thunder reviews
While cleaning out his father's house Gibbs makes a shocking discovery about the relationship between his father and his Senior Field Agent. As well as a major secret that Shannon kept hidden from him. That will change the very course of the relationship between Tony. Meanwhile Tony fights to recover from an off duty attack. Warning: Tony Whump! Gibbs Angst/OOC. COMPLETE!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 62 - Words: 75,786 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 11/26/2014 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
In Strolls The Bossman by JackiLeigh reviews
What if Gibbs had known and had intervened in some way at different points in the series? Tony-centric, Tim, Kate, and Ziva bashing. Each 'episode' is a separate, singular, isolated incident.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Sealed Soul by kirallie reviews
Rewritten. AU. Harry Potter died in the final fight and was reincarnated. Of course nothing ever goes right for poor Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,801 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 1,934 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 2/8/2011 - [Harry P., Iruka U.] Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Truth Be Told by Abbie-As-Sue.29 reviews
The Team's mentors are sent a death threat against The Team and Dick Grayson. Robin must face the man who wants him DEAD but has to remember he's not alone, The Team & League are his family too. He must have faith in their choices. Small OC appearance.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,987 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Bruce W./Batman, Roy Harper/Red Arrow, Richard G./Robin
I Must Not Tell (Lies) by TheTurquoiseBookworm reviews
Harry, Remus and Sirius are left alone at Grimmauld Place while the Weasley's and Hermione are at St. Mungo's. But then Remus spots something rather interisting on the back of Harry's hand. OOTP. BEING CONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 3/6 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L.
Embraced by the Darkness by Brigade reviews
There is a reason why everyone wants a piece of Harry Potter; the twelve-year-old is considered a prodigy by the Wizarding World, after all. But Harry has chosen his side. The Headmaster and Minister of Magic can try as they might - Harry is a dark wizard. Now...if only he could get in touch with the elusive, recently resurrected Voldemort. Sequel to Enveloped in the Darkness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 69,690 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 1,468 - Follows: 2,094 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort
Death's Son by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
He was lying in the mud dying, the world was already dead. Voldemort must be in his grave laughing, he had been right all along and now it was to late to do anything about it. Death didn't quite agree with that and now Death's son was going to make the muggles pay for everything they had done. This story will contain slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,391 - Reviews: 1555 - Favs: 3,602 - Follows: 4,579 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Hell is Other People by amitai reviews
After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as different.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 169,938 - Reviews: 3234 - Favs: 2,635 - Follows: 3,033 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Alex R./Cub
Memories by NerdlordCadbooty reviews
The Guardians get sent to a strange white room to see Jacks memories as a human and immortal! Not a very good summary... but theres not much to say. Rated T cause I'm paranoid.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,933 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Jack Frost
Lily's Coffee and Pastries by knifetoagunfight reviews
Daniel Jackson knew about many things. Parasitic aliens, technology so advanced is was like magic. But actual magic being capable by humans never crossed his mind. In a way, magic wasn't real. Magic users just function higher, like the Ancients did on the way to Ascension. But the only ones who knew that were the Man Who Conquered and his bonded, Draco Malfoy. SLASH not HP/DM
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,534 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 8/16/2014 - D. Jackson, Harry P., Draco M.
Escaped by Blanket8713 reviews
After Voldemort died at the ministry, Snape hears Dumbledore threaten him and helps Harry, Sirius and Remus escape to America. While there, they have to learn to live as Muggles and try to not be found by British Wizards out for blood. HP/Gibbs. SB/Tony. RL/Mcgee Live!Sirius Evil!Dumbledore, Hermione, Ron. Slash. Rating may go up
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,510 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 5/24/2014 - [Harry P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs] [Sirius B., Tony D.]
A normal life? by Robin Rider reviews
A new home. A new family. Six brothers, all with a back-story. A sister that seems to resent you. The house is already filled with so many secrets so when Alex comes along things go off track. Add in K-unit, MI6, new and old enemies and what do you get? Alex Riders life. This time he won't be able to save everyone!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 98,073 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Golden Phoenix Society by ProcrastinationIsMyCrime reviews
Abandoned in favour of his twin, Elliot the BWL, Harry feels rejection's sting but with the help of Golden Phoenix Academy and friends, he'll rise above it and become his true self. Life is not as it first seems. Just what has Dumbledore done, and which Potter is Voldemort's foe? AU, Soul bond! Independent!Harry, bad!Dumbledore. Coming soon: 14- Settling in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 84,406 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 1/23/2011 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Neville L., OC]
The Most Precious of Treasures by SapphireShelle91 reviews
Bilbo is thought to have died during the Battle of the Five Armies, but in reality she has returned home to Shire, believing that she has been forever banished from her friends sides and that they are far better off believing that she is indeed dead. Bagginsshield with Fem!Bilbo. Full Summary inside.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 69 - Words: 255,944 - Reviews: 1897 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 1,885 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Frodo. B
Banished Soul by RefreshinglyNEW reviews
At the end of the 3rd task, Harry confronts not only the Dark Lords return, but the truth about what happened 14 years ago on that fateful Halloween night. Something the Dark Lord needs corrected, in which sends Harry to a new world. *ALTERNATE UNIVERSE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 121,781 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Harry P.
Memories by Cat Girl 1995 reviews
Jack, the guardians, my OC's the rulers, and Jamie, his sister and the gang are all brought to gather to watch...dramatic pause...JACK'S MEMORIES! hope you enjoy, and mine is defiantly different from other memory stories, though no spoilers, read to find out what is so different! you will love it! though pay attention to the rating! it's there for a reason!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 62,448 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 12/11/2013
Zayden Blaze by Lmb111514 reviews
500 years ago, Percy Jackson was accused of aiding Gaea in the Second Titan War. As consequence of that, he was killed to show people what happens when you betray the gods. But the gods learned that they were wrong as Chaos came after Percy's death and informed them of his innocence. But actually, Percy's alive with Chaos. War's here and a disguised Percy comes to help, who'll win?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,572 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 1,709 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 7/4/2012 - [Percy J., Artemis]
Hunger of the Heart by Heartspin reviews
Eventual yaoi. Three years after the fall of Voldemort, Harry finds himself transported to a world in which he apparently is connected to. Wanting to know why he was sent away, and why the truth was kept from him, Harry presses forward for answers and also for peace. But nothing peaceful or normal ever seemed to follow the boy who live.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,562 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Harry P., Legolas
The Almost Forgotten Marriage Contract of 1763 by worldtravellingfly reviews
What would you do when suddenly confronted with a more than 200 years old marriage contract by a teen and her lawyer? Run for the hills? Call the nice guys with the comfy, white jackets? Certainly not - agree? Well, Tony Stark always was a bit - unique. [Fem!Harry, AU]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,891 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 2/21 - Harry P., Andromeda T., Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
New Game by Clueless Blu reviews
Danny is in a world of trouble! Lancer's class is going on a field trip and the Fenton's are leading it. Danny tries to keep his secret and his other life. But will he be able to hide everything? Or will secrets he didn't expect come out? Will someone he didn't think could figure it out, will? I don't own DP
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,383 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 10/2/2014 - Danny F., Tucker F., Sam M., OC
Living Lightning by Xx Kiamii xX reviews
Harry wakes up in a new world, child-sized, and quite possibly about to be forced into a new journey unlike any he's ever been through. Frodo doesn't know what to think about this man-child with magic that is nothing like Gandalf's. The folk of Middle Earth are about to get a look at just what Harry can do, even though he looks like a kid. Ring Child Rewrite. Post!HP, During!LOTR.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,449 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Harry P., Frodo B., Gandalf, Aragorn
God Of the Frozen Seas by NelleVisal reviews
Water is patient, water can wait. It can destroy even the strongest of rocks that blocks its path with enough time. A storm is building, the earth is retaliating and time can only tell if our hero is going to succeed. All hail, Perseus Jackson, may the odds be with you. Fate shall be your guide to triumph. (God!Percy)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,132 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Percy J.
For What It's Worth by 17comets reviews
'They scale the walls and he thinks she is the only one who can teach him to defy gravity.' One-shot.
Mulan - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/4 - [Shang, Mulan] - Complete
Lightning Prince and Devil King by Dis Lexic reviews
Harry was expecting some peace and quiet after he defeated the basilisk in the chamber, but when a mysterious man arrives at the school he finds that his troubles are just beginning. Throw in a family secret that has 'shocking' connotations and a camp in New York and Harrys life just got a lot more interesting. (Rating subject to change)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,375 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 1/2 - Harry P., Salazar S., Thalia G.
Family Dealing by kirallie reviews
AU. Slash. Harry's parentage is a bit more complicated than anyone ever told him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,166 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 1,681 - Follows: 2,528 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 9/12/2011 - [Harry P., Sam W.] Remus L., Crowley
Wishing for a Second Chance by Miss Uzumaki reviews
What if one regrets the outcome of their lifetime, wanting nothing more than to be given a second chance to right the wrongs? To be able to go back in time to change the outcome of certain things, who doesn't desire that? Even so, everyone knows it's impossible...right? Bilbo Baggins begs to differ.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,265 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Bilbo B., Fili, Kili
Harriet Coulson: Avenger by Jonghyun-appa reviews
Smuggled out of the country, a toddler gets a new identity and a whole new set of rules to play by, especially when there's a bunch of super-heroes who will always have your back.Fem!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 57,340 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 1,820 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Slave-Bonds by kairou1 reviews
Harry Potter just died and found himself in the in-between where he meets the spirit of magic and is given a unique opportunity to go back and repair most the damage to his life. And gain willing slaves along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,116 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 6/15/2014
The Guardians of time by The Shadow of timelords reviews
Harry, Percy, Thaila and Nico get betrayed by the people who they trust most. So they run. But when old enemy awakens and take over Olympus by changing the past. Who are the Guardians of time that defend demi-gods, lead them to camp while destroying Monsters. Rating will change. Slow updates. Multi-crossovers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,831 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 2/26 - Harry P., Nico A., Percy J.
Rise of the Dark Lords by AdriannaAJ reviews
AU Harry Potter was used to bad things happening to him. So when he runs into Bellatrix Lestrange in Muggle London he knows nothing good can happen. But he was wrong, so very wrong. Secrets are revealed and Harry learns who his real friends and family are. Eventual Dark Harry and Hermione as siblings
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,342 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 2,457 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 5/27/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L.] [Hermione G., Pansy P.]
Too Far from Home by story2tell reviews
Transported into a parallel universe, Harry finds himself in the shadow of an evil growing force. Amidst old and new faces and the chance for a family that he never had, Harry must come to the terms that although there are two worlds, there can only be one hero. *AU Dimension travel No slash, Abuse*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 161,469 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P.
Defense by TheLadyPurple reviews
Tony's had a delusion for a while now. Every time he's near death, a strange kid with green eyes would save him. And Tony's fine with being delusional. Until the Avengers see his delusion too. Now he has to figure out what to do with his stalker before someone decides for him. AU slash. NOT HARRYxTONY
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,804 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 857 - Published: 3/2 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
The Son of Lord Voldemort by VoraciousReader1369 reviews
Voldemort never killed Harry, instead he killed his parents and kidnapped Harry to raise as his own son against Dumbledore and the light. Dark/Slytherin Harry. Eventual M rating.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 191,675 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 1,743 - Follows: 1,804 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Damaged by yamiyugi23 reviews
A blind Harry Potter is summoned to the Preventers at the end of his sixth year to discuss some things. One of those things is that his elder brothers are alive. Adopted from Shy-Hime.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,373 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Harry P., Wufei C.
The Black Bunny by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry's had it with his destined role after the Order does something he can't forgive. Now he's done with both sides of the war and wants to be left alone. But since when have his wishes ever counted for anything? LV/HP Slash & MPREG.More warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 442,588 - Reviews: 4063 - Favs: 5,756 - Follows: 5,907 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Potter, Emrys, and Pendragon by super-sherlocked-gallifreyan reviews
In the middle of the Battle of Hogwarts, two unlikely men show up wanting to help Harry Potter and the Order. But who are these men? What are they hiding, and can Harry trust them? Also, what is Voldemort planning?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 50,545 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Harry P., Merlin, Arthur
Entwine by Amouru reviews
It takes only a hurt snake for Harry to realize something is very wrong. Uncovering the truth in the lies, he realizes what exactly Dumbledore had done, and concludes to do something about it. Time travel, Dark!Creature!Harry, eventual HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,508 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 2,793 - Follows: 3,781 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
Hobbit Pride by Fidelis Scriptor reviews
Captured along with the dwarves in Mirkwood, Bilbo suffers the worst torture imaginable to any hobbit in existence-the losing of the tuffs of hair on their feet. Canon Divergence. Thilbo, slight Dwori and Nofur.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 8/9/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] Legolas G., The Elven King of Mirkwood - Complete
The Power He Knows Not by Steelbadger reviews
A decade ago Harry Potter found himself in a beautiful and pristine land. After giving up hope of finding his friends he settled upon the wide plains below the mountains. Peaceful years pass before a Ranger brings an army to his door and he feels compelled once again to fight. Perhaps there is more to be found here than solitude alone. Harry/Éowyn.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,753 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 1,360 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 2/6 - [Harry P., Eowyn] - Complete
Love of a Guardian by TheTurquoiseBookworm reviews
One/Two/Three-shots of Guardianship bonding. From Harry/Sirius, Ron/Arthur, Draco/Snape, Draco/Lucius, etc. Rated T just incase. Update: Nightmares, Harry and Sirius!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27
Of Angels Grace and Dead Teenagers by smallvillephantom14 reviews
Dean's eyes widened at the sound of the new voice that was coming from the radio. Baby was possessed, how in hell….? Sam immediately launch into a Latin chant but the radio voice cut him off. "Um…..Considering I'm the one keeping you guys and the car from plummeting another 200 feet or so, you might wanna stop that."
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 136 - Published: 2/26
My Little Prince by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Dumbledore in order to negotiate the vampires joining his order, gives Harry over (to Severus) not caring what harm would befall the teenager. Creature inheritance - Severus as a vampire. SS/HP A/U Manipulative Dumbledore. Harry sees Remus as a father figure...what of Sirius does he stand a chance at claiming back the love Harry held for him as a child? slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 123,204 - Reviews: 2235 - Favs: 1,883 - Follows: 2,846 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
Hail Praetor Potter by arober94 reviews
Harry has always had a fascination with the Empire. When he stumbles upon a journal of an ancestor that speaks of Camp Jupiter, what will the future bring? Alive Lily/James, Involved Dumbledore, Non B-W-L
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,809 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Harry P., Jason G., Reyna, OC
Leopard King by Dragon eye21 reviews
Harry returns from his first shopping trip with Hagrid only to be met with the worst beating of his life. With the help of magic and familiars, Harry flees to Hogwarts where he is not only introduced to the world of magic but wonders beyond his imagining.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 47,339 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
Shall we try again? by stolen with the night reviews
The war is over and Harry has defeated the dark lord but death has shown him all he is unable to have as the 'boy who lived' He leaves the magic society in order to live the life he wants. He's given a second chance when he wakes up a child again in an unknown world. With the mentality of both a five year old and his present self could he have the family and life he's yearned for?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,702 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 1,678 - Follows: 2,285 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Harry P.
The Scars of his Past by SeaSk4rr reviews
Bunny walks in on Jack when he's changing. He notices that Jack is covered in scars. Some of them look fairly recent... What happened? Can the guardians help Jack? Will he let them? Contains: Abuse, blood, and random humor; also detailed description of food...
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,143 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Jack Frost
Harry Potter and his New Beginning by The Quill of Gryffindor reviews
Starts with Harry's journey to confront Voldemort after the Battle of Hogwarts. The difference is, he doesnt go alone. In King's Cross, Harry finds out that he has been manipulated by many people in his life. But now, he has the chance to go back.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,211 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 2,097 - Follows: 3,054 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Elwiks of Middle Earth by CraftyWizard86 reviews
A.U… Harry, his brother Caleb & Hermione reincarnate in Middle Earth and find their true loves while facing a new evil. After the defeat of Sauron, peace spread through Middle Earth, Thorin Oakensheild and the Dwarves travel to Erebor to slay the dragon and repopulate his people with the help of Gandalf the White. A prophecy states 3 will come to unite the elves. MORE INFO INSIDE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,685 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 12/21/2014 - [Harry P., Legolas G.] [The Elven King of Mirkwood, OC]
A New Life by annie55226 reviews
After learning of the prophecy, Remus and Sirius decide that Harry shouldn't have to be the one to have to defeat Voldemort. They decide to become the family that they were meant to be and move to the U.S. to live with Remus' cousin. Things are never as simple as we want them to be.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,648 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Behind the Shield by GeeEs reviews
It was a good thing the new scientist, Dr. Harry Evans, was working out so well. Because nothing else was going Fury's way. And that was before Loki made off with the Tesseract and some of his people. Maybe AU to Mortem Cantor by Kyandua.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,137 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 11/18/2014 - Harry P., Nick F.
Casper High's Biggest Mistake by Phantom Wolfie reviews
In Casper High a new class has started. The trio of friends, along with their class are to start the class called GS, meaning "Ghostly Studies." But when it is announced that they are going on a field trip into the Ghost Zone, things take a turn for the worst. Will Danny be able to keep his secret, but more importantly, his life? Full summary inside. What ghosts? ALL OF THEM!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,852 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Danny F., Tucker F., Sam M., Jazz F.
Rest and Relax by yamiyugi23 reviews
Giovanni never thought that when he returned home for some rest and relaxation time and a chance to spend time with his family that he would not end up with overprotective employees, fools almost giving away his secrets and other villain teams from other regions. How will Giovanni cope with his son finding a familiar green haired child alone?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,991 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 7/6/2014 - [Giovanni/Sakaki, Delia K./Hanako] Ash K./Satoshi
Alpha by Fave101 reviews
Jack Frost. Fun, giggly, happy, irresponsible, but what if that was all wrong? What if he was a prince of Asgard? Pack leader? A father? An assassin? What the Guardians don't know can't hurt them, right? Werewolf!Jack, Father!Jack, Assassin!Jack
Crossover - Avengers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,155 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Loki, Thor, Jack Frost - Complete
The World's End by Will.Hell.Minna.-Sophia Isobel reviews
DH's. No war yet. Harry finds out that Dumbledore had been lying and using him to just end the war. The boy doesn't take it well. He along with thriteen others disappear on the day of graduation. Years pass and noone had heard of them again. Voldemort now is Minister and is about to have the greatest shock of his existence. HPXLV Cruelty! Death! Blood! Torture!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,165 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Child of the Storm by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
New Mexico was not the first time Thor had been a mortal. It was only a refinement of the technique. What if James Potter had been Thor, incarnated as a memoryless newborn? On his death, Odin removed his memories as James, due to grief. In Harry's Third Year, a (mostly) reformed Loki restores them. Harry now has a father, a family and a heritage that is going to change the world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 578,598 - Reviews: 5265 - Favs: 4,428 - Follows: 5,089 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P., Thor
The Thunder God and His Maiden by TheTroubledNeophyte reviews
Iris Potter gave up on her life as a witch. She was no longer the Girl-Who-Lived, now she was Dr. Iris Potter, an accomplished astrophysicist. One day, Jane Foster asked her to take over her project since she could no longer dedicate her time and efforts in it. Accepting her friend's request, Iris Potter did not expect a Thunder God to fall on her . Fem HP/Thor
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,167 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 1,823 - Follows: 2,561 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Harry P., Thor
Acceptance and Comfort by akblake reviews
AU upon entering Goblin Town. Bilbo's fall happens in full sight of the company, and that changes his dynamic with them. Also, more realistic injuries from such a fall and shameless h/c
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,045 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/20 - Bilbo B., Oin, Thorin, Dwalin - Complete
Come Hell or High Water by Rokkis reviews
As Harry Potter is kidnapped in broad daylight both Heaven and Hell realize they have greatly underestimated the Devil. It's now up to Team Free Will to either help him out, or be forced to take him out. Slash, WIP and Mpreg.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,099 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 1,658 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Harry P., Lucifer
Elf Warrior Yrrah and the Ancient Prophecy by flora1309 reviews
On Halloween 1981, Merlin was pulled to earth only to find a baby surrounded by death death-eaters. Bringing the boy back to his home in Myth, he start to train Yrrah from a young age to prepare him for his destiny. At age 11, Yrrah returns to earth to continue his studies at Hogwarts. But why won't that strange professor leave him be and is the headmaster trying to manipulate him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,763 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Founders
Beginnings of Truth by Galleons 'n'Gold reviews
Harry Potter sacrifices his life for the one's he loves. Something was bound to break when he realized they never were his true friends. Follows a tragic end and a new beginning taking off near end of Book 7. AU. Master of Death and something more...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,683 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 1,653 - Follows: 2,479 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Agent Phil Coulson
Of Royals and Men by Tamealio reviews
Prince Clinton Francis Barton, the prince of America, is faced with an impossible decision. In the next ten years, the eight year old prince is expected to narrow thirty-two princesses from kingdoms around the globe down to one. Seems easy right? Did we mention that the last princess will be his bride? Rated T because I'm paranoid
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,013 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 12/28/2013 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.] [Agent Phil Coulson, Agent Maria Hill]
Dreyrugr Fjǫðr by Children of Darkness reviews
Sequel to Not Who She Seems. How much darkness can one society truly hold? And how much ignorance? Rayna continues her training and is as determined as ever to help end the war Voldemort dragged her into as a baby, but is what she will discover enough to turn her away from the effort? And how far will the confrontation escalate? Fem Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,184 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 7/21/2014 - [Harry P., Cedric D.] [Lily Evans P., Loki]
Ground Fire by Glaux Bryonia reviews
Dumbledore trusted the Dursleys but McGonagall didn't, so she tracked down some other non-magical relatives. More distant relatives, and seemingly friendlier. Funny how a bout of accidental magic can change the fate of a clan. Now the remaining Uchiha must hide their fire until they're ready to rise from the ashes. Which happens to be easier when you have a wizard in the family.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,765 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 11/19/2014 - Harry P., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Shisui U.
A Pinch of Belladonna by E-Loveless reviews
When Gandalf's plans for their burglar mysteriously fell through, the Company of Thorin Oakenshield marched onward, resolving to think of another plan or find another burglar somewhere else. And as it so happens, they did indeed receive another prime burglar, if not the person or at the place they expected to. BAMF!Bilbo AU-Canon Divergence Slow Build Rating will change
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,977 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Finding Home, Love and Family by Dareagon reviews
Sick of the Wizarding world, Harry, George and an extra addition leave. Will they be able to heal from the war in their promissing new home? What awaits them in Konoha? Warning: Slash, Mpreg, implied rape ! Sasuhari
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,549 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 1,835 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 6/18/2013 - [Harry P., Sasuke U.] George W., Naruto U.
Frozen Yogurt by Andettan reviews
It's been a tough three years for Team Phantom. It's adapt or die now, and they've begun to shape up. When the trio hear about a mandatory class field trip to the Ghost Zone, they've gone through enough to know that things will go horribly wrong. Struggling to keep Danny's secret and everyone else alive, they just want to get back home and eat some good ol' frozen yogurt.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,102 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 8/26/2014 - [Danny F., Sam M.] Tucker F.
Riker Jackson and the Lightning Snatcher by EpikalStorms reviews
The gods will rue the day they let that Jackson, that rogue son of Sally Jackson and Poseidon, in on his heritage. And Riker Jackson, well, he's ready to turn this world of Greek Mythology upside down. With his new friends, he might do just that. Besides, it's boring enough already. Time to make heads roll. Badass!Punk!Confident!Percy, AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,545 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Ares, Clarisse R., Hades, Percy J.
A Peculiar Visitor by Alatar Maia reviews
Harry walked into the Forbidden Forest expecting his death. What he got was...not exactly what he expected. But seriously, who expects Death to come and bring you along for a conversation in an American pizza parlor? In which Death is annoyed, and Harry is not entirely sure what exactly is going on.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 72 - Published: 2/17 - Harry P., Death - Complete
Lone-Wolf Potter by robert32514 reviews
Homage to SoulReaperCrewe's version. We know about Bianca and Nico di Angelo, but what about their elder brother Hadrian? Observe as Hadrian works to bring honor to his father as he leads Bianca and Nico down the path of the honorable warrior.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,558 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 1/18 - [Harry P., Clarisse R.] Bianca A., Nico A.
The Truth by FrozenFanJelsa.snowflake97 reviews
My first story! Pitch is giving his offer to Jack to join him, when Snow(Me) interrupts and brings the cast to watch Rise of the Guardians, so the truth of the situation can be revealed. Rated T because I am paranoid and unpredictable. DISCONTINUED due to rule changes. Will update if uploaded to my Wattpad account Hyperbunny2.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,144 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Jack Frost, Jamie, Pitch, Man in the Moon - Complete
The Captain's Son by Little Dandelions reviews
The Unspeakables force Lily into becoming pregnant using the seed of Steve Rogers in the hopes of the child being used as a weapon against Voldemort if the super soldier serum passes down to him. The British wizarding world is a dark place and Lily flees with her unborn child to the States. Their life changes when a secret agency called S.H.I.E.L.D. comes barging into it. [AU]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 582 - Published: 2/17 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Captain America/Steve R.
Hogwarts? No, Jumanji by kronos army reviews
Harry was twelve when he first saw that game, Jumanji. Now, ten years later, he's back. Voldemort has taken over Britain, and Hogwarts is threatened. Can Harry save the Wizarding World? Will he want too? Or will he fall victim to Jumanji? HP/LOTR Cross-over with some elements of Jumanji
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 4/30/2013
Harry Potter and the Price of Being Noble by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry helps Fleur in the second task of GOF and pays the price. HP/Fleur/Gabrielle/Hermione. A Veela bonding fic based on love. T Rated and it will stay that way. Thirteen year old Almost fourteen Gabrielle to start the story. Good Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 406,589 - Reviews: 4360 - Favs: 6,367 - Follows: 6,941 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Gabrielle D.
Golden Wings and Emerald Rings by SarcasticFangirlHorde reviews
Harry met Gabriel when he was eight, though he knew him by Loki then. Who would have thought the two would get into so much trouble when when the apocalypse hadn't even started yet! Story starts in book 1 of HP and continues forward.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,562 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Harry P., Gabriel
Betrayed and Forgotten by Rian DaHart reviews
After returning from a six month long quest, Percy finds Annabeth cheating on him and the camp abandoning him. Exiled, he forms a group of like-fated demigods called the Rangers. What will become of the young Chief and his new family? Will he love again? Percy/Zoe
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,986 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Percy J., Zoë N.
A Soldier Surprise by ALEXRIDERandCHERUB4EVER reviews
Alex Rider is in the SAS, currently stationed in BB. Married to Sabina Pleasure, will he make it to her graduation or will he miss something else. Also what did Eagle blackmail the seargent with that made him agree straight away? Forever a mystery. Or is it?... THREE -SHOT
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 1/30 - Complete
ORPHAN LOVE by ALEXRIDERandCHERUB4EVER reviews
The school is still calling Alex a druggy. Even after coming back with Sabina after 2 years living in san fran. When Sabs parents die and they move back to England what go they do. They make a band that's what they do. How to Brooklands react as Alex reveals his past in the video of ORPHAN LOVE, his and sabs band. How do they react to him now?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 1/21
Those from Water by lassenri reviews
Bilbo, prince of the mer-folk, goes on the adventure with the company despite some... difficulties. Though he willingly goes after being asked he never tells anyone what would happen or who he is and so the company of Thorin don't appreciate what he's done for them. K to be safe. Latest chapters be wary about.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 1/21 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] [Dwalin, Ori]
Take no Umbridge II: The Serious Side by Stephen Ratliff reviews
A companion to Take no Umbridge I, covering events in the first story until the end of the school year in a more serious angle, as Harry Potter takes over the job of teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,916 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Harry P.
No Obvious Truths by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry is a very sick young boy, and Arabella Figg is one desperate woman. With Dumbledore ignoring her, she has no choice but to take drastic measures to ensure the child's survival. So she goes to the one person who might have a hope in hell of helping her. Severus Snape. Even she couldn't foresee the consequences of his help. TMR/LM eventual TMR/LM/HP when he's older.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 119,354 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 1,996 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M., Tom R. Jr.
The watcher by Linda Ku reviews
He is known and yet unknown to the inhabitants of Middle Earth. They call him The Watcher. The man that observes them until they die. He involves himself in no war, merely watches passively as people die... The one ring has returned, and it would seem that with it, The Watcher's choice in staying out of the war is gone. He must fight, but at what cost?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,511 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Harry P., Frodo B., Aragorn, Legolas
The Flickering by Sentient Dawn reviews
Harry Potter has an unusual magical gift – one he fears and therefore, has kept hidden for many years. When an unfortunate accident forces his secret to be revealed, a new chapter in Harry's life begins. Harry/Snape mentor fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,869 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Harry P., Severus S.
When the Cold Fades by Ren-Yong-Shie reviews
What if Shang had found out about Mulan in a different way? Takes place after "I'll Make A Man Out Of You". I tried to sound like the movie would have. Please review!
Mulan - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/12
You and Me and the Devil Makes Three by MissMayFlowers reviews
Rewrote chapters 1 and 2! Harry, formerly Lucifer, isn't picking Heaven or Hell. He's picking humanity. He might just find a new family along the way. SLASH: Sam/Dean/Harry(Lucifer), wincest, M for Language!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 10/21/2014 - [Harry P., Lucifer, Dean W., Sam W.]
Harry Potter and the Secrets of Konoha by BackslashEcho reviews
Instead of sending Harry back to Privet Drive to sit on his thumbs after Voldemort's rebirth, Dumbledore sends him, Ron, and Hermione to a village called Konohagakure to learn how to defend themselves. Harry & Co are 14 (end of fourth year). Naruto & Co are 12-13 (beginning of canon).
Crossover - Naruto & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 82,371 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Harry P., Naruto U., Sasuke U., Genma S.
Misconceptions of a Hero and a Demon by Dark Akuma Hunter reviews
A one-stop shop for my Mistakes series, as requested by a reviewer. Harry, sentenced to Hell upon death, finds himself falling for the attentions of Crowley. Chaos ensues. Obviously slash of the Harry/Crowley kind.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,774 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 1/29/2014 - [Harry P., Crowley]
A Warrior's Path by Inirtia reviews
She had a duty to honor and a duty to her heart. She chose to become a warrior and prove that she was so much more. To protect her father and save all of China, Mulan must unleash her inner dragon.
Mulan - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,730 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 9/19/2014
Of Swords and Bows by Darkened Nighteyes reviews
When Gandalf travels to the Shire to see about getting that burglar, he finds something entirely unexpected. Bilbo Baggins is not what it says on the tin and it confuses everyone. Rating may go up. Bagginshield / Nwalin.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,844 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 1/18 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] [Nori, Dwalin]
Where It All Began by Von3 reviews
The Kingdom of Erebor and The Woodland Realm are on the brink of war. The Council of Elrond are to send one single person to keep the balance between the two strong races by doing simple acts of kindness and being a respectable Hobbit. This Hobbit may have agreed to more than he thought,now that an evil was slowly arising and was after a dormant power that may not be just legend...
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,438 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 1/16 - Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B., The Elven King of Mirkwood
Collide by uoduck reviews
Harry was just eating breakfast when he received an urgent summons from the minister of magic, Kingsley Shacklebolt. It turns out they need his help with a little problem. 'Little' turns out to be a big understatement. Harry Potter/ Bruce Banner.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,495 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 1,548 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 5/24/2014 - [Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.]
The Challenges We Face by Agent Yaoi reviews
Anthony Edward Stark, son of abusive father Howard Stark, has a friend. He also has an "Uncle". But the problem was, they weren't human. One was a giant wolf and the other a green-eyed Norse god. Anthony also has an overprotective goddess of death as a sister. He has lived his whole life with their secrets, but with the Avengers Initiative here the secrets could come to light.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,385 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Shadowed Soul by I am the Fundamental Principle reviews
Instead of summoning Sebastian, Ciel ends up summoning a demonized, centuries old Harry Potter. How will Ciel deal with the obnoxious wizard-demon? What changes are made to Ciel's future? ON HIATUS FOR EXTREME EDITING
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 93,207 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Harry P., Ciel P.
Blood Matters by BloodyRedQueen reviews
When Dark Secrets come to Light, Harry is forced to re-examine everything he thought previously and learns that blood does matter. Warning for Dumbledore, Molly. Ginny, Hermione and Ron bashing . Warnings: Slash, extreme AU and OCCness Features sick!Harry in the beginning!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,828 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 2,378 - Follows: 3,180 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Sirius B., Draco M.
Of Family and Friends by Seryyth reviews
Set to after Rise of the Guardians, this is a bunch of stories of Jack Frost and the Guardians. Mostly Family centered, and such. Jack's good times and his hard times.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,967 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Jack Frost, North, Sandy, OC
The Broken Team by obeytherandomness reviews
After the simulation where all of the Young Justice team dies, Robin becomes very upset and the rest of the team loses all of their trust in him. Can this be fixed? I can't think of a better name so, if you have a better suggestion, please let me know. this is going to be Robin/Kid Flash
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,815 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Nightwing
Emerald Servant by exaigon reviews
After the war Harry made a shocking discovery about his mother. To get away from all the bad memories he flees to another dimension and ends up serving in the Phantomhive mansion. There will be yaoi in later chapters... Rating may change as well. Old Chapters Reedited!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,778 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 1,960 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Harry P., Sebastian M.
Son of Mischief by Lady Alseroen reviews
Mischief and Death combine, with a result of a son they abandon. But in time they will regret it. But will Harry forgive them right away or will he make them work for his forgiveness! I. Don't. Own. Anything! No Beta.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,841 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Harry P.
A new life (remake) by Spartan5271 reviews
Ash is told to give up and runs away with the people who believe he is a good trainer. 6 years later, a mysterious trainer arrives at a tournament with eyes of revenge. Advanceshipping. Rated T for Pokemon violence and language.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,415 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 1/1 - [Ash K./Satoshi, May/Haruka] Dawn/Hikari, Prof. Juniper/Prof. Araragi - Complete
The Boy-Lord of Slytherin by Zaraki Hariko reviews
Harry Potter has found out via a Gringotts letter that he's the closest blood relative to Voldemort and because Voldemort's body was technically dead, he's not able to take up the Slytherin family Lordship, thus it automatically diverts to Harry. With the Goblin's help, Harry starts on the path to becoming a Lord of the Wizarding World. Lord!Harry, Smart!Harry. future slash(MxM)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,216 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 1,265 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
Jack Frost or Jokul Frosti by Grey-Skye-eyes reviews
When the Avengers learn of a new form of energy, they are sent out to discover what is causing it. What they find will change everything thing they think they know about their world. With Thor calling Jack a god, they must discover the truth before the world falls at the hand of a rising evil. There is just one problem, Jack can't remember who he is. Way to go Hulk...
Crossover - Avengers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,027 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 9/13/2013
Flames of Vengeance by LordDerrick reviews
One lone night, ten years after his imprisonment in Azkaban, Harry Potter ascends to a status higher than he could ever dream. In the darkness of his cell, Harry Potter remembers how they condemned him, how they sent an eleven year old boy to prison for a crime he did not commit. He remembers... and seeks justice. The King has returned. Dark-Harry/multi, Super-Powered.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,366 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Luna L.
Yes, my Lord by Ivy.Lunar.Reid reviews
He was used to being ordered around. Without orders, he felt lost. Being in a new place, he felt the pull to safety. Even if safety was in the arms of the Devil and the feet of a young lord looking for revenge, Harry never felt safer.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,407 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P., Ciel P., Sebastian M., Joker
The Snape Family Saga New Beginnings by REDHEAD1805 reviews
Prequel to the Harry Potter stories. Harry already lives with his Godfather, Snape, and his wife when Dumbledore asks them to take in an orphaned Hermione to complete the Snape Family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,499 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Severus S., Harry P., Hermione G., OC - Complete
Eden's Edge by MessengerofGabriel reviews
One is alone. The Righteous Man fights. His brother heals. Castiel supports. Michael leads. Zachariah plots. My story of what would happen if God had a brother to rescue the Earth. Season 4 centric. Destiel Sabriel Bromance between One/God Its my first story so please be kind. Reviews always wanted. Will update when requested but will try as often as possible.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,001 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
Child of Moonlight by EpikalStorms reviews
Earth was a polluted and dying world filled with rusting and dangerous technology, destructive wars, and dying magic; it's Dark Lord was gone, and the child responsible for his banishment was to be abandoned by his own people at this... prison. That simply would not do. Nienna Lady of Mercy, would not allow it. (This was written by my late friend, Vanyalin, and is up for adoption)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 173 - Published: 2/3 - Harry P., Glorfindel
Lost by geckollama reviews
Bilbo's doorbell rings a sixth time, and nobody - except Gandalf - seems to know who it is.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,012 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
The Awesomeness of Severus Snape by WitchSorceress49 reviews
Severus Snape is the son of Hades and for years he's told no one. When his father's thorn comes back to power he's finally allowed to reveal that he's a demigod and boy does he come up with reasons why he's late, why he can insult Sirius, why he changes in the classroom, and why he's got unusual pets. Tom will come to fear him, like he will come to fear Harry. A Percy Jackson/Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,504 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Severus S., Hades
A Hero's Promise by The Real F'n Scorp reviews
"I will never forget you, Harry Potter," Steve "Captain America" Rogers promised. And he never did. A gift!fic for nightgigjo!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,592 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 9/17/2014 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Rememberance Day by ALEXRIDERandCHERUB4EVER reviews
A tribute to the soldiers out there from Jackie Rider. Especially her Dad in the SAS. Colonel Alex Rider
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31 - Alex R./Cub, OC - Complete
A Wizard's Fairytale by reviewgirl911 reviews
AU: The Potters survive the attack but are convinced by Dumbledore to put Harry with the Dursleys. 5 yrs later, an abused Harry is rescued by his godmother. What will happen when he shows up at Hogwarts 11 yrs later to compete at the TWT?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,270 - Reviews: 996 - Favs: 2,612 - Follows: 3,431 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Harry P., Gabrielle D.
Breath of Life by uoduck reviews
When Castiel and all the angels go to rescue Dean Winchester, they find a hellhound guarding him. Acting on something, maybe instinct, maybe something else unknown, Castiel picks up the hellhound along with Dean and flies them both out of hell. The instant they're out, the hellhound runs off, disappearing... Castiel/Sam/Dean/Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,720 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
Jade Stark by Children of Darkness reviews
Lily goes to America, and comes back pregnant. How will being someone else's daughter change the HP universe for Jade? And also, who were the real parents of the late Lily Potter? will include some things from the comics.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,644 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 2,092 - Follows: 2,528 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Legendaries and trainers read Harry Potter and the Philosoper Stone by Mew Siul reviews
Summary: "REWRITEN! Dialga and Palkia found a pararell universe but their interference causes 7 books to apear that tell a bit of that world. Now the legendaries invite the trainers to read the books with them. What will happen? Humor, outrages, and new loves, of course. Main Pairing MewxAsh. Possibly other pairings. Tag: Dreamshipping, Legendaries, books"
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,046 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Mew, Harry P.
Team Rocket Ash by bpile009 reviews
Ash's childhood hasn't been the best, especially since Gary and Professor Oak have taken every opportunity to suppress his skill as a Pokemon trainer. When Ash finds out that his father was a member of Team Rocket, he is conflicted about good and evil. Whether or not Ash joins Team Rocket, one thing's for certain: Ash will be a Pokemon master. (Ash/Sabrina)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,701 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 10/7/2014 - Ash K./Satoshi, Sabrina/Natsume
Harry Potter and the Saviours of Hogwarts by princess-serine reviews
When all hope is lost, a force from a different timeline appears before Harry in the hopes that they can help him to save his world from Voldemort. Will Harry accept their help? Who are the Saviours? Manipulative Dumbledore and Weasleys.R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,431 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Avatar by Von reviews
Harry defeated Voldemort with the power he knew not, a power far more valuable than his freedom. Sealed away until next he was needed, the Wizarding Saviour slept through the fall of his race, of magic and almost the world. Now he has been woken, the last avatar of a dead species and a being whose purpose is so old that only the bones of the Earth remember. (Not set during movie)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,896 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 1,872 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Harry P.
Keeper of the Underworld by ShadowEater666 reviews
Summary: This is a response to Undercover Operative's Twice-Blessed Child Challenge. Challenge plot and rules can be found inside the story. Harry/Luna pairing later on. Rated T may go up to M later on.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 179 - Published: 1/27 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Hades, Persephone
Inheritance by JackFrostHeartsBabyTooth reviews
July 31st, Harry's 16th birthday and the Boy-Who-Lived is waiting for his majority. What he didn't expect was the added bonus that came with the doubled magical core. Creature!Harry No Pairings at the moment.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,188 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Harry P.
Royal Chances by yamiyugi23 reviews
Looking for a better life Harry summons The Deciders only to find himself in a new world where Voldermort is a kind and just king, Lucius Malfoy act's like his father and the Dark Side is the Good Guys. LemurDemonHarry, Voldermort/Harry, Lucius/Severus, Bad Dumbledore and Order, Very AU with Multiple twists.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,009 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 1,464 - Follows: 1,973 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Heaven's Child by Arudon reviews
The angel looked down as the fat man continued to beat on the poor boy. The angel's heart split in two, and he decided, NO MORE. Descending from Heaven, the angel goes to Harry Potter and asks if he would be his vessel. Angel-Harry. Slash later on. DISCONTINUED! READ THE REWRITE UNDER THE TITLE: BREAK THE SKIES.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,332 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Harry P., OC
Harry Potter's Sorrow and The Consequences It Resulted In by Angelsrm reviews
Harry and his surviving family and friends cannot bear to stay in the world that held so much pain and suffering for them. So they decided to leave. Slight changes to the last 2 books. 6th year, Harry befriends Draco, and there is a different ending (duh!) and deaths (7). (m/m f/f m/f pairings) Harry/Clint Hermione/Luna Tonks/Bruce Steve/Tony Thor/Jane and maybe some Fred/Natasha
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,764 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 9/4/2014 - [Harry P., Hawkeye/Clint B.] [N. Tonks, Hulk/Bruce B.]
Bae'que by EpikalStorms reviews
Five-year-old orphan Harry Potter passed on to the next great adventure before his really even began, due to the abuse and neglect of his so-called "family." The ones who were meant to judge his soul, the Valar, couldn't bear to, and instead sent him off to a chance at a better future. What will the elves of Middle Earth do when they find a lone, terrified elfling wandering around?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,982 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 1,743 - Follows: 2,429 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 4/1/2013
Harrison Rogers by Harry-Potter-Black-Morinozuka reviews
Steve just found out he has a son. Upon visiting the Dursleys it is found out that his son has been sold into prostitute. Now Steve, and the Avengers must help Harry in his recovery. Warning Bruce/Harry Harry is sixteen! Title may change
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 413 - Published: 1/22 - [Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.] Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Jack Frost by DualStarduster reviews
AU Time cannot heal the wound of a broken heart alone. Especially if the heart is broken, frozen, and dying on the inside. When Perseus was broken by loss and abuse, he broke free and became the legend of Jack Frost, the carefree spirit, but inside he is still dying. Just who can free his rugged soul? Pertemis [PercyxArtemis]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 139,691 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 12/24/2013 - [Percy J., Artemis]
Slave to Warrior by yamiyugi23 reviews
When Harry finds himself betrayed by his so called friends and forced to become a slave he never would of guessed that he would end up becoming one of the Gundam Pilots. Warnings: yaoi, threesomes, de-aged, magical creature, transformed Harry, Slave, romance, fluff and more. Written for various Challenges. M to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,745 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 8/25/2014
Changing Fate by melWinter reviews
Loki is supposed to be the portent for Ragnarok, too bad fate didn't ask for his opinion. Can a broken heart heal? Can the trickster learn to love? With Thanos rising, the universe may come to an end if Asgard can't reconcile with the prince it once rejected. Eventual Jane/Loki, Loki's son, Hela, and the Avengers. Warning: random cuteness of Loki dealing with being a dad
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 55 - Words: 421,149 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 1/14/2014 - [Loki, Jane F.] - Complete
My Worst Enemy--Rewrite by The Lilac Elf of Lothlorien reviews
Sometimes your greatest problems come from within rather from outside. Harry Potter knows this only too well, as do his uncle and cousin whom he's lived with almost his entire life. But problems don't always go away once you've solved them and sometimes they reemerge even worse than before. AU! Sick!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,779 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Harry P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
The Lost Princess of Asgard by Sakura the cherry alchemist reviews
After the battle on the Bifrost Bridge Loki is reincarnated as James Potter and lives his life again. after his daughter is born and the attack he disappears. This is the story of his daughter as she goes through life.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,794 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Harry P., Loki
Dueling Duo's by ScottyMatt reviews
Ash flees with Pikachu and his Pokemon after being signaled out by Team Rocket. To protect his friends he tells them it's just another journey. Two years later Ash has yet to return, but a mystery man appears in Kalos, stopping TR's expansion. But can they now that TR has control over legendary Pokemon? All anyone knows is, the Masters Cup is going to be different this year.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,995 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/21 - Ash K./Satoshi, Cynthia/Shirona, Anabel/Lila
Better News by Nikolaos reviews
Coulson is excited about the big discovery that SHIELD has made. Barton, however is suffering from lack of sleep and not best pleased to be woken up.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
The Black Wizard by Amelia Lynette Conner reviews
Most associate Darkness with a cold brand of evil that must be avoided at all costs. The Fellowship meets a man by the name of Hadrian Black who makes them question this deeply ingraned instinct, his selfless behaviour a surprise to many. His power is great, but will they discover what makes his soul so dark? /Rating may change /Ships undecided
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,090 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 1/16 - Harry P., Frodo B., Aragorn, Legolas
A Look Back: Chamber of Secrets by TheCompositionNotebook reviews
After Harry's trial is over, Sirius, Remus, and a few others find out just how much trouble he's gotten himself into. A continuation of the first! This one focuses on the events of Harry's second year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,562 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Hadrian Phantomhive by DarkeningBlur.HLR reviews
Harry Potter is sent away by the Potters and ends up in the world of Kuroshitsuji, and becoming the younger brother of Ciel Phantomhive. Hadrian Phantomhive. Will the Potters want him back? Will Dumbledore use him? Can Ciel, Sebastian, Sirius and Remus protect him? - I don't own anything in this story besides the idea and plot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,114 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Harry P., Ciel P.
Grim Fate by Randompersonality reviews
Fifty years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Master of Death, Harry Potter, finds himself in a spot of trouble. Again. Turns out there are people with powers who are not wizards after all. Men who control metal, a blue beast, and a man who keeps trying to break through his Occlumency shields. What is a wizard to do? Part one of the Grim Trilogy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & x-men - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,227 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Loving Family by Dragons-Twilight1992 reviews
Tony is Lily and Petunia's brother. He is a wizard too. He takes in his nephew Harry Potter and the blood wards activate. Harry grows up with his loving family…
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 8/28/2014 - [Bellatrix L., Tony D.] Harry P.
The Other Side by 37butterflies reviews
The Guardians felt angry and betrayed when Jack Frost returned with his teeth and without Baby Tooth, especially Bunnymund. He looked angry enough to physically hurt Jack, so he could feel the same pain he felt then. What if he had? *based off of a post I saw on Tumblr, but can't seem to find again*
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,786 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Complete
The Hulk's Boy by Mya Uzo reviews
Bruce isn't quite sure how it happened or if it was even possible, but the Hulk had fallen in love. Can Bruce protect Harry from the Hulk without blowing his cover or falling in love with the green eyed boy himself? Of course not. Slash duh!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,015 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 2,357 - Follows: 2,870 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Complete
More Than Meets The Eye by SherlockDW2013 reviews
During an ambush, Bilbo gets severely injured but hides them from the company, fearing they would torment him for it, especially Thorin. Though, after a while, it gets harder and harder to hide the wounds. The Company is not happy when it finally comes to alight that something is most definitely wrong with their Burglar. (Will be a Multi-Chapter ending) I do not own the characters!
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,266 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 9/10/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Bofur, Bifur
Snowstorm by Morning-Star57 reviews
Danny's class gets stuck at FentonWorks with Danny himself and his little sister, who nobody knew existed. Now they are tying to solve the riddle of Danny Fenton and his secretive little sister. Excuse my English please. Rating to be safe. I OWN NOTHING
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 17,577 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Danny F., Dani
Iron Trust by SilverPedals1402 reviews
Tony's trust was to the people. He had put all his faith that New York had his back. That no matter what happened, they trusted him to protect them. So, when the whole state finds it necessary to kick him out of NY, Tony's trust is broken and he plan's to prove to them that they need him more than they think. Even if it means he has to leave all that he loves behind.
Iron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,151 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Tony S., Pepper P., Rhodey R.
Requiem of the soul by lassenri reviews
Bilbo follows Thorin on his quest to reclaim his home however the reason he gives is far from the truth. Will the Dwarfs notice anything or will it need to be spelled out for them. Bilbo is no ordinary hobbit. Hes lived before, died and was given another safer body. His horrid past gives him the strength to fight but why when he does, does his body look... odd. mentions murder.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,776 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 6/23/2014 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.]
I See The Moon by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,930 - Reviews: 3955 - Favs: 7,714 - Follows: 9,387 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
Understanding Beyond Words by Elipsa reviews
Harry's relatives died in a car crash. Dumbledore, who wanted to keep Harry safe and out of the Wizarding World, decided to take Harry to America. There, Harry is put under the care of S.H.I.E.L.D. Harry meets and trains with Natalia and Clint under the watchful eye of Phil Coulson. The Americans aren't sure what to make of the boy who refuses to speak. AU. No pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,674 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 1,600 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Complete
The Batfamily by geekygirl129 reviews
This is an introduction to the Batfamily that I will be using in most of my fanfics. It is now a story. It isn't on a time line it just kind of skips around.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 11,641 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Robin
Path of the Master by CaptainPrice reviews
What makes a great Pokémon Master? Is it his brain? His heart? His ambition? These are some of the thoughts that circle through the head of Ash Ketchum, yet in the midst of this, he has an epiphany. After finishing in the top eight at the Vertress Conference, he realizes he needs to recover the skill he had back in Sinnoh in order to excel in the Kalos League.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,089 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Ash K./Satoshi
My Angel, My Lioness by gallifrey-companion reviews
Loki often escaped down to Midgard to escape his family. He meet a woman, Jean, and they had a child together. But Loki had to hid them from his family, so he whipped their memories and changed her looks. But when a potion effects his daughter's health, he can't hide anymore. Father/Daughter Loki/Hermione Loki/Remus Bruce/Tony Ron and maybe others bashing
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,572 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Hermione G., Remus L., Loki
The Painful Past Of Percy Jackson by Fuuumei reviews
Percy was a victim of child abuse, but he stored it away, never to see the light of day. But when a Grey eyed girl pulls it out and shows it to the Olympians, he is forced to relive his nightmares as Annabeth watches him suffer. But he is comforted by an certain silver eyed goddess. Pertemis anti percabeth, father son bonding Rated t for torture adopted from Maples101. First fanfic
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,720 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Percy J., Artemis
Written In my Soul by Amledo reviews
The real reason that Bilbo had left his warm and cozy Hobbit hole was written not on the contract that he carried with him, but on the formerly blank skin of his left forearm. He could not read the letters, but he knew that they were Dwarven runes, and he knew their significance. It was the mark of a soul bond.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,497 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 1/8 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Fili, Kili
Carry On My Wayward Son (or How John found a son-in-law in Tony Stark) by InsertPotterThemedUsernameHere reviews
The five times John Winchester called Tony Stark his son-in-law and the one time Tony Stark called John Winchester his father-in-law. Third in, "Supernatural Husbands" series.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 7/20/2014 - [Dean W., Iron Man/Tony S.] John W.
Who said they were human? by Marvelgeek42 reviews
You think Thor is the only one in the Avengers who was not born human? Well, you are wrong! Actually, none of the Avengers is human. What they are? I will tell you! Could also be a HP crossover. Last chapter contains swearing.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,848 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Complete
Title by Uber Kewl reviews
"Why am I here again? Oh yeah. Bobby Singer has one of Ghost Writer's books and its my job to bring it back." (Season 7; Complete (Bobby's House didn't burn down))
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 12/31/2014 - Danny F., Bobby S.
Irony A tale of Burning by Reithandina reviews
" It's strange.. how I'm shown mercy in Hell, when I was shown none on Earth... " Harry whispered with a smile, a spark of strange happiness in his green eyes. They seemed to come alive with humour. " Oh the Irony.. " Hinted on Yaoi- Slash - ManOnMan.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 93 - Published: 1/16 - [Harry P., Lucifer] - Complete
Avenging Wizard by Marvelgeek42 reviews
Fury wakes the Avengers and some more people at 5AM. For what? Reading books. About whom? Lord Harry James Potter-Black, but call him Harry. Is going to be edited so that it no longer contains the quotes from the books (but still information what exactly the characters are replying to) before I update. 2/13 Chapters edited.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,412 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 1/12/2014
Frozen Future by TheCatnipMadness reviews
Becoming a winter spirit, then turning to a Guardian, and then into a Prince. Follow me into the story of the Frozen Future of our beloved winter child. Summary sucks, i guess the story is better
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,223 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, North, Tooth
Look, no broken nails by 917brat reviews
Harry had a hellish time during the war. But he did give it is all, and fought against the best the dark side had to offer; all the while coming up on top. He loved, he lost and more importantly he continued to fight; all the while never giving up. So when his heritage came up, or the fact that the goddess of love was his mother...full summary inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,196 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Harry P.
Taking Care of You (Is Not Easy to Do) - gen by Aate reviews
Dain misunderstands Thorin's order to "take care of Bilbo Baggins" and tries to execute Bilbo. Bilbo manages to escape and runs for his life, unaware that the dwarves after him are trying to apologize to him, not kill him. *This is the gen version, the differences between the gen&slash version (begin to) become notable in the chapter 5.*
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,685 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
Daughter of a Phantom by The Storymaster1000 reviews
When Dani comes back and is attacked by The GIW, Amity Park discovers that Dani is infact the daughter of their hero Danny Phantom, now Danny has to care for Dani, while also dealing with the increased news reporters, as he learns what it takes ot be a father, while also trying to figure out what Vlad did to create Dani, if he's her father then who's the mother? DXD Father/Daughter
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 124,518 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Danny F., Dani
The Secret by Once Upon a Pairing reviews
It was a bit funny to Tony how the press always seemed to know everything, but not a single reporter ever noticed the bruises. Luckily, the Avengers are smarter than the press. Mentions of child abuse and suicide attempts.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,325 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Death Master and Angel Son by InsertPotterThemedUsernameHere reviews
Dean meets with Death to get his ring only to find out Death does not have it: his true master does. Now the Winchesters are on the search for Harry James Potter, the Master of Death. Will they be prepared for what they find? And why does Harry seem to hate Castiel? Slash, past mpreg, Wizarding World!Bashing, EWE, Harry is Castiel's son
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,228 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 2,055 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
The Alliance by Hazel-theTheatreGeek reviews
Warning: contains spoilers from Stormbreaker to Crocodile Tears. After the events in Kenya, Alex Rider comes back to school. It's a day before his birthday and he just wants it to be normal. Unfortunately, normal isn't something that's possible for Alex. When a past enemy comes to his school, who is it? Triads, Scorpia, Snakeheads... or is it d) all of the above?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,369 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Alex R./Cub
The Purrfect Life by misteeirene reviews
Harry learns the truth about his heritage after he is rescued by his godfathers. Can his family keep him safe from Dumbledore and all the dominates? Harry / Emmett. This will be slash, mentions abuse, Dumbledore bashing, creature inheritance, mpreg
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,522 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 1,726 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 5/21/2014 - Harry P., Emmett
The Demon of Hogwarts by DZ2 reviews
What if the 'escape to the roof' was more than simple Accidental Magic? Now wielding REAL power, Harry seeks to bring a new side of him out for some fun with those who think they can control him; Grey Powerful Harry; Harry/Daphne; T/M for violence/language; OOC Characters: NOW COMPLETED AT END OF 1ST YEAR!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 83,786 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 1,692 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 7/12/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] OC - Complete
The Lost Potter and the Philosophers Stone by Y.K.Willstone reviews
Harry Potter doesn't know why he was left on the Dursley's doorstep ten years ago. While many reasons keep him from his family he thinks only one is the truth. But when stormy seas upset the balance of his life his world is turned upside down and all he knows is thrown into chaos. With new friends and help in surprising places can Harry stop being the 'lost potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,844 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Harry P., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P.
The Tale of Two Brothers by Merci's Savior reviews
Tony had never gotten along with his brother, in fact, Tony would say he family hated him. Mind you, there was ten years difference between the two, that didn't help. Tony had always felt like his parents had sent him off because they didn't care about him, only to go and adopt a one and half year old boy from Wales. He wasn't jealous of Harry, he wasn't.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,851 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 1,006 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Perseus, Champion of Hecate by AbjectTestament reviews
After the fall of Rome, the gods are losing influence in the mortal world. Hecate, Goddess of Magic, asks Perseus to help ensure the survival of her legacies, Hogwarts, and the fall of Voldemort. Immortal, Percy agrees, and starts his journey into the magical world. Golden Trio, Triwizard Cup, and HP stuff included. Pairings undecided atm. No Slash. T for language/mild adult stuff
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,603 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G., Percy J.
Unfamiliar Help by cjalabrat4 reviews
When the gate to Hell was opened Sam and Dean didn't know what to do. Bobby had a plan though... Or a person. Harry Potter-Black isn't like other hunters but he does know demons. Will the Winchesters be able to accept a natural born wizard as help? Stay tuned as Harry helps the Winchester with demons and deals. WARNING updates will be irregular. DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,734 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 2/15/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Sam W., Dean W.
Master of Death and What it Means by charactersreadthestorysfan reviews
"Together they make the Deathly Hallows. Together they make one Master of Death." Solemn eyes meet those of his teammates."I am the Master of Death" A series of drabbles in no particular order.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,953 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 2,130 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Black Widow/Natasha R.
The Many-Named by The Peridot Shade reviews
There are many mysteries of Middle Earth, but the greatest are five beings unknown even to the Istari, brought there from another world in the time of the Music of the Ainur, and their presence is about to change everything. The Ring has resurfaced after long years in Gollum's hands. Sauron searches for it, but the First are about to intervene. ABANDONED.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Harry P., Luna L., Neville L., Erestor
Bound in Servitude by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Tied to a tombstone, being tortured by Voldemort. Harry wanted it to end. His mind, his soul cried for someone, anyone to help him. He hadn't expected for someone to actually answer. Now he will learn the truth about the Potter bloodline and prepare himself for the war that is at their doorstep. However, unlike what he had thought, he won't be facing what is coming on his own.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 79,723 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 2,957 - Follows: 3,320 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Harry P., OC
Son of the Eye by God's Must Be Strong reviews
Alternate Universe Wrong Boy Who Lived, Daniel Potter is thought to be the savior of the Wizarding World after Harry Potter is presumed dead. Little did they know that he would become something so much more powerful than they could ever imagine. Not Slash and pairings undecided. Poll for possible third fandom open now. Go Vote! Review!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,452 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 10/10/2014 - Harry P., Sauron
Crossover: Loki's Secret by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
Loki's been acting weird, and Tony's worried. Finally, he sits the god down and learns his secret; learns what he's been keeping from everybody for the past thirty-something years. See warnings inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,924 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 2,816 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 4/3/2014 - [Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.] Harry P.
About a Boy by LilyIsAwesomerThanYou reviews
This is the story of a boy who was expected to save the world and his life after he was adopted by none other than Severus Snape, feared Bat of the Dungeons. Sequel to "Glimpses" - Harry adapts to school and his new father. NO SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,124 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
One Last Time by BekahAM reviews
What if Bilbo Baggins got a second chance, will he be able to do what he couldn't the first time? How will it change the fate of Middle Earth? He can only try, one last time...
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,474 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 1/1 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fili, Kili
Blindfold by I-Like-Pie-Too-Dean reviews
What will Harry do when he is summoned to Rivendell and is thrown into the mess of the fellowship where he happens to catch the eye of one blonde elf? What about his unusual abilities which seemed to be a hindrance yet a blessing for the fellowship? How will Harry survive aiding the nine companions of the fellowship on their journey, and will he make it out alive? LoTR/HP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,372 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 2,100 - Follows: 3,340 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Harry P., Legolas
SWAK to your cous' by cjb1990 reviews
How do you react as a genius when the one person that protected you throughout your childhood is fighting for his life without a damn thing you can do about it? Inspired by The Reading Elf's "Blue Lights"
Crossover - NCIS & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,422 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Tony D., S. Reid
Breath of the forest by Lumpy toe reviews
Percy Jackson was betrayed by those he thought he could trust. Accused of treachery and wrongful murder he is sent to Tartarus where he is brutally tortured. How does Tartarus change Percy? What will happen in the next stage of Percy's life when he chosen to inherit Chaos' domain and become guardian of the hunt? Read to find out.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,051 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 12/6/2013 - [Artemis, Percy J.]
Grim Vengeance by Randompersonality reviews
Part two of the Grim Trilogy. Twenty years after Harry helped the X-Men defeat the Dark Phoenix, the Master of Death has received a phone call from a very old friend. Apparently, there is a demigod running around with a scepter that controls anyone it touches. Oh and Nick is putting together a team. This should go well...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,114 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 1,891 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Harry P., Hawkeye/Clint B., Nick F., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Wayward Abuse by SkyGiantz reviews
Jack's always been a little wayward- so why after a seemingly normal night, do the Guardians fear for the life of their favorite young snow bringer? Warning: Abuse
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,590 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Jack Frost
Heavenly Demon by kirallie reviews
AU. Eventual Slash, threesome with Wincest. Heaven's newest Archangel has been sent to help keep the Seals from breaking. He's not like the other angels, he actually likes Sam and he's keeping a rather big secret.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,658 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 2,517 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 9/29/2010 - [Harry P., Dean W., Sam W.] Michael
My immortal dads by ncalkins reviews
Harry is the son of Hades, Zeus, and Poseidon made by their blood. but what happens when he is kidnapped and years later found at hogwarts. They found their son but is he willing to get to know them. AU ooc
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,195 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 1,634 - Follows: 1,948 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Harry P.
Avengers and X-Men Unite! by Captain America-Winter Soldier reviews
When Xaiver institue is attacked by Loki, the X-Men including the Professor go to the Avengers for help. It turns out though, Loki was working with someone. Also, when the Earth is threatened by the god, it's up to the Avengers and the X-Men to stop him! But, will they save it on time? These two teams must learn to cooperate to save the World! Even if they are different.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/2 - Logan/Wolverine, Charles Xavier/Professor X, Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Two's Company by Von reviews
Dean's time is running out. Sam is falling apart. Bobby is desperate. He solicits help from a British maybe-witch he met years ago and signs a contract of his own with the man's son. Aid, in exchange for Asylum.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,819 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 2,184 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Harry P., Bobby S., Sam W., Dean W.
I Don't Deserve You by time2read reviews
What would happen if Frigga actually talked with Loki when he found out he was Jotun. A different course the movie Thor could have taken.(Currently: With Odin and Frigga out of commission, and Thor still human it's up to Loki to protect Asgard from Alfheim and the looming war between the realms)
Thor - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,199 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Thor, Loki, King Laufey, Frigga
Life of a Blind Half Blood by eltigre221 reviews
Percy Jackson was born blind, because of this, he has always tried to do things upon his own. Yet when he is introduced into the world of a Half-Blood, what will happen to the young demigod as he not only learns how to fight but also how to open up? DISCONTINUED FOREVER!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,891 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Percy J., Zoë N. - Complete
Percy Jackson the Wolf and HalfBlood by eltigre221 reviews
Percy Jackson has turned into a werewolf nearly 70 years ago and is now returning to Camp Half-Blood to help save the world. Yet what he finds as he finally returns to camp is more than he bargained for. Takes place during New Moon and BotL. DISCONTINUED FOREVER!
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,365 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Bella, Percy J. - Complete
A Match Made In Asgard by BVBMCRlover reviews
Loki was never abandoned by his parents, but instead grew up as a Prince of Jotunheim. His father, when he was born, arranged a marriage that was to take place when Loki turned eighteen, to the Prince of Asgard, Thor. SLASH, Thor/Loki, Thorki
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,601 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 12/30/2013 - [Thor, Loki] - Complete
Returned by untill i have a name reviews
Sequel to You. A new threat has come to threaten everything Loki has tried so hard to protect, and all Jack wants to do is help his Dad and new family. Too bad no one want to risk history repeating itself. Read You before this if you want to understand anything!
Crossover - Avengers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,382 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Complete
Adrift in a World by Miss Whiskers reviews
Harry Potter is thrown into an alternate universe due to archaic rules of magic. Hiding under the alias of Chris Collins, he tries to find a place among the suspicion of those he knew and some he never did, as Voldemort's power grows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 172,757 - Reviews: 3536 - Favs: 4,525 - Follows: 4,960 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Harry P.
Angel of Hope by Ethan Demas reviews
Angels and Ghosts, they share something... What happens when a halfa gives permission for an angel to use his body? Something extraordinary, an angel that not only fills the human race with hope, but also the other angels who seems to have given up. Image is not owned by me.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Danny F., Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Harry Potter and the Trip to the Past by Priya Ashok reviews
COMPLETE! 19 years after the war with Voldemort Harry Potter is thrown 25 years into the past, arriving just before the start of his first year at Hogwarts. Please Read and Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 197,996 - Reviews: 2457 - Favs: 3,741 - Follows: 4,015 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Fallen Angel by Jessiikaa15 reviews
Dark!Powerful!Evil!Harry. Harry found magic at a much earlier age, armed with power over the Dursley's he repays them for their loving care and takes over the house hold. Cold, cruel and sadistic Harry works in secret to get what he wants no matter what the price while in the eyes of the people he's simply an angel. Hogwarts will be in for a surprise if they think he's anyones hero
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,684 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 1,274 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Harry P.
A New World by yamiyugi23 reviews
Muggles have found out about magic & reacted badly, in fear for their lives all magical beings seek shelter at Hogwarts only for strange magic to take them to safety at the last moment only to find themselves lost in a strange new world. AU, ALL sorts of pairings, OOC, character bashing & more. M just to be safe. Devil Fruit User Harry, Power Hungry Draco Malfoy & More.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,422 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Harry P.
Heir of Magic by CrystalIceSweet reviews
No one can understand why golden boy Tom Riddle would be interested in a loser like Harry. Normally Harry would be more worried about Tom's intentions but the other boy's courtship offer plays perfectly in to his plans of one upping his sister. Slash. TMRHP. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,124 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 1,355 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Blowing Smoke Rings by 90PercentDone reviews
Thorin teaches Bilbo how to blow larger smoke rings, but the Company had a different idea.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Just A Boy by Tay1019411 reviews
Maddie and Jack finally have Phantom right where they always wanted him: in there lab, helpless, but everything is different now. Now, Maddie faces the truth about what Phantom really is.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
How Harry Became Gandalf by Astiar reviews
Gandalf is in a very talkative mood when Bilbo asks about the other wizards. SO he explains a lot more than was put into cannon. Short One Shot. Contains offstage character death. Now in Czech
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Harry P., Gandalf - Complete
To Train A Dragon Rider by unwrittenlegacy reviews
Brom is mortally wounded in an ambush on his way to Carvahall after helping to free an egg. Harry is pulled from his galaxy and lands not far from Brom who is quickly being overwhelmed by attackers. Harry is able to get Brom's memories before the man dies and starts down a path that will change Alagaesia forever as well as the life of the new Dragon Rider. Harry/Arya. Era/Nas AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 129,600 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 1,994 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Harry P., Eragon S., Arya, Nasuada
Family means no one is left behind by An Angel Flying with broken wings reviews
Kinda sequal to Angel Lost, Angel Found by can be read alone. Harry Potter isn't really related to the Durselys, his mother was adopted! When his real family comes to claim him things are gonna get weird. Yaoi, Yuri, mild child abuse. 1x6, 2x5, 3x4, RxD.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,189 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Harry P.
Under the Mountain by MildlyInsane reviews
This story tells a slightly different version of Thorin's reaction to learning that Bilbo has given the Arkenstone to Bard. In his anger, the dwarf hurts the hobbit both physically as well as emotionally. The other dwarves, (specifically Balin,) must keep Bilbo safe from Thorin until the King Under the Mountain comes to his senses.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,644 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Balin - Complete
Protect by Galimatias reviews
Family has always been about protecting one another. And until Jack came around, they'd never really been a family. One shots about trials, tribulations and overall fluff when it comes to our favorite childhood guardians and the family they've now become. (Everything from humor to angst. Suggestions are welcomed!)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,538 - Reviews: 1875 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 1,323 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost
Second chances by slayer of destiny reviews
Fate decides to play with Harry's life again, giving him a chance at a family but with the most shocking father. After the Order lock him up Harry flees to the father where they both may get a second chance. MPREG Now rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 113,844 - Reviews: 2270 - Favs: 4,187 - Follows: 3,934 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Prongslet's Den by Kitty-on-CRACK reviews
Harry in the Avengers Verse with a cafe! ;) Honestly I can't picture a kid who has gone through so much crap to keep doing it when he doesn't have to and I pictured Harry either becoming a Healer or Chef and since I love to cook I chose chef! IS A SLASH. M rated may be published but if they are will be in chapters to themselves with warning at top. R&R PLEASE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,711 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 2,252 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Tricksters and Gods by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Loki's in for it now. Odin has had enough and has banished him to Earth to relearn some lessons. Too bad he hadn't paid attention to where Loki ended up. Now Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, has to deal with memories that aren't his own while he gets his revenge on those who sought to use him as a weapon. Can Harry regain what he lost, or will his past self take control first?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,615 - Reviews: 1695 - Favs: 4,042 - Follows: 3,624 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
31 Facts of December by Sick Twisted Mind reviews
For each day of December (starting late), the Guardians will learn something new about the youngest member of their group. No matter what it may be, Toothina, North, Sandy and Bunnymund will discover all there is to know about Jack Frost and his past life. *One-shots *implied Bunny/Jack in some chapters, not a major thing though *Ratings for each will change
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 35,769 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 1,258 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Jack Frost
I've never ever seen you with my own eyes by Marvelgeek42 reviews
The Avengers think something is odd about Tony. Blind!Tony. Not sure about Genre.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,356 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Complete
Your Guardian Angel by Greeks vs Geeks reviews
Title by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus. Jack Overland has been dreaming of working at Guardian Agency, an company dedicated to looking out for the best interests of children in abuse cases. So, when his best friend gets him a job as a pyshcologist, he is estatic. But when he gets on the wrong foot with his new boss, he isn't sure of what to feel. Especially when the boss is that hot.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,912 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 2/15/2014 - [Bunnymund, Jack Frost] North, OC
Nothing ordinary by C a P T i V i T Y reviews
Perhaps something might have been said for the fact that 'ordinary' wasn't exactly a thing in the Fenton household /\ Or: Maddie awakes to laughter coming from the ops-centre and decides to investigate. Chaos ensues from there. [pre-PP]
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,522 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Danny F., Jack F., Maddie F., Dani - Complete
What Could Have Been by TSRowenwood reviews
"So in the end, when something terrible has happened to the members of the Batclan, the Bat has got to brood and the Bird has got to play." But Dick will always come back to Bruce's realistic, supportive arms after calming down in the embrace of fantasy. "No matter what."
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,104 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Robin
The Hybrid by Firepanther2000 reviews
Harry Potter was a normal little boy, until his parents finally found him. After being transformed into a Vycan, can the young Hybrid survive in a world where he was never meant to be? Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,993 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 3/22/2005
A Second Hope by blackgoddess123 reviews
Harry is violently flung into Middle Earth after the Final Battle. Can this poor war torn Savior find peace in this new world? Perhaps as an elfling he can. With the help of the Elves and some very kind humans and hobbits he can heal. His struggles are not over with his coming here. But he will not have to shoulder the burden alone. Rating Subject to change. Please Review.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,036 - Reviews: 1220 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 2,556 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 4/22/2013
Under Goblin Town by AndyHood reviews
There is a reason why the hobbits don't leave the Shire. The story of Bullroarer Took had more to it then what Gandalf knew about. The goblins have a long memory and hold a grudge against any and all hobbits especially Tooks. A story of where Bilbo didn't fall down deeper in the goblin caves and finds the Ring but was brought in front of the Goblin Kings wrath. No Slash, AU No Ring
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,473 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Bifur, The Goblin King
Sunrise by MissMayFlowers reviews
The Valar sends Harry to Middle Earth to help the Fellowship. But this is Harry we're talking about, nothing can be normal. Creature!Harry/Legolas - Slash and Mpreg, REWRITING, this version will no longer be updated!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,557 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 6/1/2014 - [Harry P., Legolas]
Sunrise Anthem by MissMayFlowers reviews
REWRITE of Sunrise. Slash. Mpreg. Legolas/Creature!Harry The song of creation is sung once more, and the soul of the hero Harry Potter is reborn. Arriving in the middle of preparations for war, he sets out on a quest with the Fellowship of the Ring.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 539 - Published: 12/21/2014 - [Legolas, Harry P.]
Harry Ketchum: Pokèmon Guardian by ronanprime reviews
On the night Voldemort attacked the Potters Lily send a prayer across the realms for someone to protect her son. That prayer is heard by Entei, who destroys Voldemort,  and take Young Harry to their world. Raised by Ash and Misty Ketchum in Cerulean City. 9 years later, 10 year old Hadrian Red Ketchum sets out on his first Pokémon journey and the path to his destiny.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,733 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Entei, OC, Harry P.
Human by Once Upon a Pairing reviews
With all of his snarkyness and the incredible power of his inventions, sometimes the other Avengers forgot that outside of the suit, Tony was only human. Even if it's kinda his fault... or, five times the Avengers forgot Tony could only do so much, and one time they knew for sure.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Status Symbol by little brown shoe reviews
It started in Rivendell, where eyes followed Bilbo wherever he went. It happened again at Beorn's, and a third at Mirkwood. By the time they arrived at Bard's, Bilbo demanded an explanation. - A crackish Bagginshield one-shot
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/21/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
Bonds of Thunder, Lightning & Destiny by I-am-a-slash-addict reviews
When Phil Coulson is stabbed by Loki, said God of Mischief has no idea the reckoning he has brought upon himself when a certain Master of Death gets involved. After the dust settles Harry Potter's life is changed irrevocably when he meets the Avengers and the demi-god known as Thor, paving the way for a bond to cement itself and a few enemies to hone in on Harry once again.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 854 - Published: 12/20/2014 - [Harry P., Thor]
The Phantom's Realm by TheIceRaven reviews
Mr. Lancer decides it would help the classes safety if they understood ghosts better, so a field trip to the Ghost Zone is arranged with Jack & Maddie. When the Trio learns that a major threat is looming, will Danny be able to save everyone or will Danny's secrets about Phantom & his new alias Danny Phazer be revealed. Danny/Ember. See better summary on profile. PREQUEL IS UP
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,622 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - [Danny F., Ember] Dani, Vlad M.
Komatsu's Brother by TheAnimeWriterLover reviews
At some point in the letter, the chef collapsed onto his knees and tears poured down his cheeks, which alarmed his friends. They tried to snap him out of it, but all he said was: "He's back, he's alive!" "Oi, Komatsu! Who's alive?" The chef's partner asked with clear confusion. All Komatsu could have said was: "Big brother"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Toriko - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/17/2014
Gios ti s Thýellas kai tou Ouranoú by Sar'Kalu reviews
AU. TriggerWarnings. PotentialSlash/FemSlash. Fleeing his past and in search of safety and a new future, a mysterious man arrives at Camp Half-Blood in the company of Death and bearing a Child of Legacy. Known only as 'Harry', the man will shake the very foundations of Olympus and create a Legend all his own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,972 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 10/15/2014 - Harry P., James S. P., Zeus, Thanatos
Someone Else Who Sees by WolfoftheMoonStorm reviews
When the two of them walked into a new hallway or classroom, words would stutter and motions would stop; teetering on expectant silence until one person's eyes widened ever so slightly in realization and the regular buzz continued, if not in scattered, quieter tones. The duo were like the oblivious rulers of the school, with everyone already wound around their fingers. One-shot.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/17/2014 - [Danny F., Sam M.] Tucker F., OC - Complete
The Rowthan Heir by RaevynMoon reviews
My name is Harrison Rowthan. Until I was nine, my name used to be Harry James Potter. I was born in 1977, days after my parents graduated. My brother came along in 1980. It's now 1994. I attend Durmstrang. The Tri-Wizard Tournament is about to begin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,494 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Harry P., Viktor K.
Darkness Snow and Red by KP100 reviews
"I...thought you were dead. I couldn't bear it, so I took you home where I discovered you were barely alive. What happened that night Daniel? Why were your parents trying to kill you, even in human form?" Danny stared up in the glistening red eyes.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,295 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Danny F., Vlad M.
twenty years (and one full circle) later by Victoria LeRoux reviews
BotFA spoilers, fix-it fic. Twenty years after the Battle, Bilbo stalks into his kitchen, accepts a cup of tea from a dwarf, gapes in shock, and is told the following by a haughty Thorin Oakenshield: "It is four-fifteen, Master Baggins. You are late to tea." In which Bilbo faints in his own home once again, all because of a company of dwarves.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/17/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fili, Balin - Complete
Brutal Discoveries by JasonMorganfan87 reviews
Takes Place after season one but before season two. The team is called to Norfolk when an NCIS agent is attacked and left for dead. They soon learn it is not just any agent, but also someone they know. Now they will do anything to exact revenge. What secrets will they learn during the course of their investigation and will the young agent survive?
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,947 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Kate T., Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D., Tim M.
The Master Challenge: Unova Arc by NoSignalBlueScreen reviews
Full Summary on first chapter. A year has passed since Ash finished the Kalos league. A tournament brings friends and rivals together for what could be the largest adventure of their lives. As Ash starts learning more about his aura and what it truly means to be an aura guardian, dark presences start to emerge. Pokeshipping Contestshipping Ikarishipping Wishfulshipping & others.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 203,409 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi, Brock/Takeshi, Giovanni/Sakaki - Complete
Turning Tables by KiwiPerson reviews
Alex Rider finally is getting on with his new life after Jack died. He never went to live with the Pleasures, instead, he is sent to live at the SAS camp with K-Unit until he is 21. 3 years later, an 18 year old Alex's life is thrown into turmoil when his old classmates come in to the picture. Will anyone recognize him? Can he keep his secret safe? Will MI6 re-enter his life again?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,020 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Wolf
Young Justice At the Circus by Loves to Read Anything reviews
The team of heroes goes to the circus with their mentors. This robin is Dick Grayson. Pairing is BirdFlash!
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 5/28/2014 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Robin
Blackened Dawn by Svren reviews
History has a way of repeating itself. As Erebus, he had been the villain; as Thanatos, he was Death's charismatic right-hand; and as Percy, he was the lauded hero... until the gods threw him into Tartarus. When Gaea ascends in power, the Olympians desperately seek help in the form of an unknown entity—one that knows them better than they know themselves. Primordial-Percy. P/R, AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 254,154 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 9/23/2011 - [Percy J., Reyna] Thanatos
The Return of Death's Son by Polaris Aries Black reviews
Faced with Sirius' death, the last thing Harry needed was to have his friends leave him, yet our favorite dark-haired wizard finds himself alone in his greatest time of need. But all is not lost, Harry has family in a powerful place, the Underworld, and they've had enough with how the wizards have been treating their son.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 423 - Published: 12/9/2014 - Harry P., Hades
Why should we believe you? by HyperactivePJOfangirl reviews
Three way crossover HP/LOR/PJO Barty Crouch Jr made a mistake, unknowingly and unwillingly guided by a God to make said mistake. So our hero and Credric are thrown to Middle-Earth, thrust into the middle of an epic tale of Dwarves and Elves, of lost kings and dark rings our hero must journey to strange lands to find what she is truly looking for. Fem!Harry set in movies
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,125 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Harry P., Cedric D., Aragorn, Legolas
The Letter by fictiongirl1230 reviews
When Danny writes a love letter in class, Mr Lancer decides to make his students guess who's the letter for. Can Danny's secret love remain secret? One Shot.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/8/2014 - Danny F., Tucker F., Sam M. - Complete
The Apocalypse Can Wait by LadyNyxRavus reviews
An angel, a demon, and a wizard walk into a burlesque house... Oh, Death's killed the cook. Looks like the apocalypse isn't Harry's fault this time - is it? No, it isn't - and sometimes being a hero means your retirement just doesn't get to be normal.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,873 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 2,136 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Crowley
Immortal Souls by lostfeather1 reviews
The Muggles discovered them. No magical being was safe. The End had come, leaving no one but him alive. After the war ended, he realised that Voldemort was right. The Muggles needed to die, in order for Magic to live on and the world to be at peace. As Death's Master, he went back in time to save Magic, change history and never make the same mistakes again. SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,165 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 1,439 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
An Avenger of Magic by lostfeather1 reviews
He had lost everything and everyone that mattered. And just when he wanted it to end, Death appears. He now finds himself in a new world where he is a one of a kind, in more ways than one. He makes new friends, some more interesting than others. But when he's finally living his life, it's being threatened. So, Harry Potter comes forth as a possible Avenger of Magic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,035 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 1,551 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Harry P.
Harry's Happy Cursing by White Angel of Auralon reviews
A mysterious illness spreads all over wizarding Britain. No healer knows the reason and they are helpless in finding a solution. Though once the truth about the origins of the sickness come out, people Change their tune quickly. Just a one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,805 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 167 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Harry P., Helga H. - Complete
There and Back Again by stolen with the night reviews
There he was ready to accept his departure to the dying lands when he wakes fifty years old again and a naked as the day he was born baby Frodo by his side with all ten little fingers. Bilbo is going to make everything right for his new son, that means he doesnt have time for meddlesome wizards and dragons or even dwarrow Kings that his foolish old heart still yearns for even now
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,056 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Frodo. B
Immortality Suits You by FeastofDeath reviews
Instead of killing Hades' remaining children, Nico and Bianca Di Angelo, Poseidon convinces Zeus to make them immortal heirs to Olympus instead, as an alternative to stopping the prophecy from coming true. Forty years later, the same thing is done to runaway Thalia Grace and five years later, to a certain Percy Jackson who refuses to utter even a single word.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,039 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G.
Harry Potter and the patients of Arkham by Chibi-Chan71 reviews
To be rid of Harry, Vernon tosses him in an insane Asylum in Gotham. This is the story of Harry's struggle within it's walls and his life with the other 'Inmates' of Arkham. Dark fic. Joker/Harley Harry/OC? Ivy, Crane, Croc, and other villains as well.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,951 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Harry P., Joker
Zahara Agnân by Dudetzzz4 reviews
Bilbo is a retired soldier. He spent 30 years of his life fighting in wars across Middle Earth before retiring to a quiet life in Hobbiton until the peace and quiet drives him insane and he reenlists. However, Bilbo never does reenlist, due to unforeseen circumstances (because really, what else do you call a thing that sends you back to the end of the Third Age for an adventure?)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,403 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 11/16/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] Gandalf, Dwalin
The Lord of Ten by McGoddamn reviews
Harry being entered into the Triwizard Tournament could possibly be the best thing that could of ever happened to him. Anyone who crosses Harry better watch out. Will contain character Bashing. AU. SLASH Harry/Many. This is my attempt at first fanfiction, hope you enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,799 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 1,270 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Harry P., Blaise Z., Cedric D., Roger D.
Compelling Thoughts by MidnightEmber reviews
Everyone believed that Carlisle was perfect. He had never attacked a human in blood-lust and only ever turned those on death's door. However his biggest mistake would haunt him for eternity.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,988 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 1,962 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 1/22/2012 - [Harry P., Edward]
The Best Friends by Crowlows19 reviews
K-Unit is about to learn that revenge, boredom, and paintball is a dangerous combination where these two best friends are concerned. Now a series of scenes about Tom and Alex's friendship in different situations.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 120,043 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H.
Just his luck by greekgeekspywannabe reviews
SCORPIA attacks Alex at school and K-Unit is there to take him to Brecon Beacon in Wales. He doesn't know for how long but will try to get better. How much trouble can his luck get him into? Prequel to "That's Classified" my NCIS/AlexRider crossover. I OWN NOTHING! (1)
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,723 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Wolf
Azrael by Lady Blue Shadow reviews
Oh no, another Harry is Azrael story! It's been done before, I know, but I hope you will still like it! The Rating may change, I'm not sure. Please read! Included in this story is Gabriel leaving Heaven! (And a lot of other angels too!)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,292 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
Glorious Chaos by Undercover Operative reviews
BEING RE-WRITTEN. When Harry's name is pulled from the Goblet of Fire it catches the attention of an ancient Goddess who refuses to allow her only Son to be abused by the Wizards any longer. Armed with unspeakable power Harry takes on the Tournament with not only his Mother's powers but his Olympian Father's powers as well as he strives to cause sweet GLORIOUS chaos.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 92,745 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 2,829 - Follows: 3,080 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Harry P.
What You Don't Know by 16ckelmen reviews
"What you don't know is that protecting is one thing many ghosts understand." When two hunters capture Danny Phantom their are many things that everybody doesn't know. But, the biggest thing would be what Danny is going to do when salt is used against him.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/30/2014 - The Box Ghost, Danny F., Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Born this way by Marvelgeek42 reviews
I am Tony Stark. Genius, billionare, playboy, philantophist and...mutant. But nobody knows that, not even Pepper or Rhodey. Okay, JARVIS knows, but he kinda has to. I've never told anyone so far. But that might just change... Also includes: X-Men, MiB and counting.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,937 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S.
The Mediocre Introduction by Red Aurora
Charles and Loki meet for the first time. They discuss their powers, their boyfriends, and other things that come up when a god kidnaps a telepath. Unfinished sequel to "The Great Debate" THIS IS UNFINISHED AND PROBABLY WON'T BE CONTINUED. Consider it a one-shot with a bit of a cliffhanger.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/29/2014
Burning A Candle by whitetigerwolf reviews
Raven burns a candle to honor her father or rather the man he had once been. One Shot. Complete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Harry P., Raven, Trigon - Complete
From Potions to Potter by fanfictionfever reviews
Harry's ready to leave his relatives and go back to Hogwarts for his second year. But secrets about the Dursley's treatment of Harry will leak out, the only question is who will take the young wizard in. And with all that poor Harry still has all the adventure of the second year. *Contains spanking and abuse of preteens/teens
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,344 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Harry P.
His Mother's Love by White Squirrel reviews
Lily's sacrifice did a lot more for Harry than protect him from Voldemort. It protected him from the worst of his relatives' abuse, too. But when Dumbledore tells him the whole story, he decides he's had enough and takes control of his life. Set in sixth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,757 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Third Age by HarryMotouPotter reviews
Harry has just won the 2nd wizarding war against Voldemort, the Wizarding World views him a hero, but he just wants some peace, away from everything, so much so that he wishes for it. Well, you know what they say about wishing on a star… HP/Hobbit/Lord of the Rings Crossover Powerful Harry Honks for the first chapter or two. NOT slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,521 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Harry P.
Harry Potter The Avenger by Jumper712 reviews
What if when Harry was hit by Voldemort's killing curse at the end of the battle of Hogwarts had had a different outcome and Dumbledore hadn't appeared to him, Instead someone to gave him a choice appeared a choice that allowed him to become the man he was meant to be. A man in the world of superheros. Sorry the summery sucks, please read and form your own opinions. No pairings yet
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,386 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 9/14/2014
Harry Barton by Jumper712 reviews
Set after GOF, Harry learns who his true father is and embarks on an adventure that he could never have forseen. Will include charcaters from both the Harry Potter and Marvel universes. Set after the events of the Avengers. Based on the movies rather than comics. I know the first chapter is bad, will edit when I get some spare time. Rated T, may go up later.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,575 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S.
Digging for the Bones by paganaidd reviews
Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 212,292 - Reviews: 5578 - Favs: 5,868 - Follows: 7,201 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Shinobi, the Wizards and Something Called Friendship by devi no kaze reviews
The Triwizard Tournament begins. Because of Dumbledore's invitation and request, Tsunade sends the soon-to-be Rokudaime Kakashi and some chuunins and jounins to Hogwarts to represent their village. Will the Tournament run smoothly if the unexpected shinobi Naruto manages to be one of the champions?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,306 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 11/11/2014
Harry Potter and the Dark Arts by SnipeDragon reviews
Harry Potter, The-Boy-Who-Lived, Hero of the Light.. or so everyone thinks. It is all a lie, a front and only he and very few others know the truth. AU, Dark/Evil/Royal/Powerful Harry!Dark/Evil/Powerful Ginny, Rated M for later content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,387 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Hidden by SleepingNinja47 reviews
When Annabeth breaks Percy's heart, he runs away. It seems like he has disappeared off the face of the earth. But a certain Hunter of Artemis is determined to find her lost friend and find out why he ran away. She soon disappears too, and people begin to panic, because there is a threat of war and the two most powerful demi-gods are nowhere to be found. What will happen? Perlia.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,406 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Percy J., Thalia G.
How to Train your Genin by Warren-Sherman reviews
All it takes is one man, to change the course of history. On a chilly evening, a stranger rumored to be the Master of Death appeared in Konoha and became a Hanshi, a 'Teacher of Teachers' to the Rookie-12. The Shinobi world was never the same again. Years later, Konohamaru tries to resolve the mystery behind his disappearance. (HP X Kurenai).
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 140,928 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Reading the Queens Champion by FunahoMisaki reviews
Just after Annabeths betrayal but before the awards ceremony the Gods Demigods and Hunters receive a book by Anaklumos14 called The Queens Champion. Along with the book comes a note and four cloaked women from the future, one of which is several months pregnant. Oh boy this should be interesting. AU OOC and slight Femslash between Zoe and Thalia. Rated T
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,286 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 10/18/2013 - [Artemis, Percy J.] [Zoë N., Thalia G.]
FBI: Guardian Unit by the-spirit-of-la-llarona reviews
Whatever the four members of the Guardian Unit were expecting when Director Moon assigned a Medical Examiner to the team, it was definitely not a 20 year old albino kid who graduated medical school at 18. (FULL SUMMARY INSIDE) Basically an FBI AU.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,155 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, North, Pitch
Taking Tea in Dreamland by anthrop reviews
Did he mishear? Harry must have misheard, because he could have sworn he'd just heard the anthropomorphic personification of the inevitable cessation of all life just say something completely mental.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 122 - Published: 11/20/2014 - Harry P., Death - Complete
The Fury Theories by LoquaciousQuibbler reviews
A Misadventure of the Avengers. The Avengers just don't get why Fury is the way he is… and they like to come up with wild theories and opinions on the subjects of his trench coat, bald head, and eyepatch. Includes OC Naomi Carson. Super funny, if I do say so myself. Rated T for some language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/20/2014 - Nick F., Iron Man/Tony S., OC, Thor
Save Yourselves by Havens Run reviews
After Harry Potter returns with the dead body of his fellow champion, he is sentenced to Azkaban where he is savaged and crippled by others at the behest of the father. When he is finally released, he tells the Wizarding World they're on their own. See what happens after that.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,314 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 2,127 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 8/2/2014 - Harry P., Fleur D., Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Mortem Cantor by Kyandua reviews
After losing everything he holds dear, Harry Potter is thrust into a new world; one with Superheroes and evil Villains that make Voldemort look like a kitten. Struggling to survive in this new world - and, meanwhile, gaining the attention of S.H.I.E.L.D. - he attempts to live a NORMAL life. But, he is Harry Potter after all... what could possibly go wrong? Possible Slash!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,915 - Reviews: 2069 - Favs: 3,868 - Follows: 6,026 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Harry P.
Heir to the Throne by MissMayFlowers reviews
Season 5 AU. The new God is kind and innocent. Not someone you want to help you win a war. His ideas are crazy and naive, but they just might work. They're sure desperate enough to try. Slash. God!Harry/Castiel. rating up because i'm paranoid about Dean's cussing. DISCONTINUED for now...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,667 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 9/22/2014
Seasons' Change by Dark Inu Fan reviews
One-shot collection. Jack is now a Guardian, but what do the others really know about him? Bottom line: They know Jack about Jack.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,079 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund, North, Tooth
Wizard of Asgard by Lady of Slytherclaw reviews
The Avengers are in a bit of a pickle, and someone comes down and helps out. This raven-haired warrior is looking for someone else, someone not as evil as he seems and is incredibly susceptible to mind control. NOTE: mentions of slash between dead guys. HP/GW TS/PP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,630 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 5/9/2013
Life After by OneDayI'llFigureItOut reviews
How does a woman transition back into a normal, quiet life after having found confidence and purpose? How does a captain treat a woman who he thought was a man for several weeks? How does a father treat his daughter, one who has earned more recognition than even he did in his prime? Even more curiously, how does said father treat this strange captain who arrived with his daughter?
Mulan - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,394 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Mulan, Shang, Fa Zhou
The Return by Ronwyn The Queen of Darkness reviews
Killed in the final battle, Harry Potter expected to pass on and see his parents once again. But the fates instead cast him into another world where a war is raging, and Harry might be the one responsible for it! Dark!Harry, not Evil!Harry!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,079 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Harry P., Galadriel, Sauron
The Price of Secrets by MarbleGlove reviews
This fight for jurisdiction did not go the way Gibbs had expected.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Complete
Jack's Memories by candyland7 reviews
Jack Frost, Sandman, Bunnymund, Toothiana, North, and my OC Cynthia all get gathered together to watch Jack's memories. Mostly because Jack has been hiding something from the rest of the Guardians, the only one who knows is Cynthia. This won my poll! Has one OC and is rated T for a reason! ON HIATUS
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,889 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Jack Frost, Tooth, Bunnymund, Sandy
Honor To Serve by Stephen Ratliff reviews
A continuation of the world of Honor a Hufflepuff. Harry Potter takes up his seat in the Wizengamot before his fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,763 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Harry P.
Called into work by greekgeekspywannabe reviews
Instead of having a soldier come in to pick Alex up for the meeting, he gets a phone call instead. But the teacher is dumb enough to try and stop Alex from leaving, what will Alex do? I own nothing! One-shot
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/13/2014 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
The minds of the team by puzzlemistress reviews
The mentors are worried for the kids since they haven't recovered from the failsafe mission. They want to help them but don't know how. They have a plan. What is this plan, read to find out.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Kaldur/Aqualad, Clark K./Superman, Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Robin
Harry of House Potter by reddog24485
Dark times have fallen in the land of Tarinthia. Only one man can save them from the Dark King Voldemort. A lost survivor of a once great race, but just who is this man, and will he be willing to help? (A vary Tolkien/George R.R. Martin - Esque spin on the world of Harry Potter.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2014 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Ron W., Hermione G.]
A Case of Mistaken Identities by savya398 reviews
Years ago a mistake was made. Now years later the consequences of that mistake are being brought into to light. A mistake that has the potential to destroy Harry's life as he knows it. His parents aren't who they thought they were, and he's left facing a truth about himself that leaves him uncertain about his future.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,729 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 2,207 - Follows: 3,202 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Harry P., Thor, Loki
Light in Darkness by The Un-Wanted Angel reviews
Draco is the son of Lucius and Snape. He is considered a miracle in the wizarding world, for he was born with a power that can stop darkness. But he is kidnapped as a child and raised by muggles, can he find his true family and rightful heritage?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,208 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
Only the Music by LadyPhenyx reviews
Though pain and joy, victory and loss, Jack has danced through life. He doesn't know it yet, but it's given him a reputation - one he and the Guardians are only now learning about.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 63,007 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 11/25/2013 - [Jack Frost, Tooth] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fellowship of the Ring by Jedi Master Albus reviews
A Crossover of Harry Potter and the Lord of the Rings. Harry receives an anonymous package which takes him away from the world he knows into one he doesn't.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,981 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Harry P., Gandalf
Unhealed Scars by Aneeta Potter reviews
After a horrific ordeal, Alex must return to normal life as though nothing has happened. Back at Brookland (and avoiding MI6) Alex finds that keeping his past in the shadows may be impossible with both his friends and teachers on his case. Plus his past isn't done with him yet. There's only thing for it; he needs to take down MI6. Please leave a review!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,240 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Sabina P., Tom H.
Dangerous Connections Version Two by JasonMorganfan87 reviews
Rewrite of my story 'Dangerous Connections'. After learning that there are targets on their backs, Tim and Gibbs learn that they have not only a common enemy but also common loved ones. How will they react to the news? And will they be able to protect themselves and the ones they love or will they all be killed
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,984 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M.
The Boy Who by Dream Painter reviews
By third year, Harry was starting to think he knew his own identity. Then, the discovery of an old secret threatens to throw his world into turmoil, yet again. Nor is he the only one who finds his life affected... Who is he, anyway?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 93,225 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Shattered Souls by misteeirene reviews
Harry is sent to Azkaban after the Triwizard tournament. Can he survive without his soul mate? Is his soul mate alive? Harry / Cedric... Harry / Edward.. Mpreg , mentions abuse / rape, possible creature / empath Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 114,895 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Never Betray A Fox by Aileen Dickinson reviews
After the dementor attack, Harry collapses. He wakes up in Gringotts where he finds out many truths. His magic was bound, he's a lord of five houses and he's a kitsune. He will need his mates to ground him, two of them! Submissive, powerful! Harry. Slash. Character bashing. Fifth year. non canon
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,760 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 1,781 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 7/21/2014 - [Harry P., Fred W., George W.]
The MILF and the Veela by whitetigerwolf reviews
When Harry doesn't step forward after his name is drawn from the Goblet of Fire, Dumbledore uses the Goblet to summon his wayward student. Awkwardness ensues. ONE-SHOT, COMPLETE. M for...embarrassing situations and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 232 - Published: 11/6/2014 - [Harry P., Narcissa M., Fleur D.] Draco M. - Complete
Intent by CrystalIceSweet reviews
Magic is about intent; so when Harry unconsciously starts pouring magic in to his cooking, he creates something magical no one can resist. At 16, despite being the owner of a 5 star restaurant, his life is normal…until Tony Stark appears with his band of misfits and refuses to leave. Gods, magic, prophecies, bonds, Harry's life will never be the same ever again. SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,698 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 2,122 - Follows: 3,180 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
The Elfling Twins by moonling child reviews
Elfling!Harry. Healer!Harry. Warrior-Elfling-Twin sister!Willow Father!Bilbo Brother!Frodo... After the war harry and willow leave earth and are sent to middle earth and get raised by Bilbo and adopt Frodo as a brother. The twins mess up the time line. I SUCK AT SUMMARIES! Read and find out! I'LL BE MAD IF YOU DONT REVEIW!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,868 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Harry P., Frodo B., Bilbo B., Aragorn
70 Years by CrystalIceSweet reviews
When an artifact gets Harry stuck in the past, he is determined to stay low until he finds a solution back. Of course that plan is ruined when he saves the life of Howard Stark and is pulled in as a consultant on Project Rebirth. He meets Steve Rogers to whom he's immediately attracted to and ends up sleeping with him. Of course no one told him he could get pregnant. HPSR. MMM
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,062 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 1,664 - Follows: 2,859 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R.
Master of Mortem: Anniversary by Dalnim reviews
Avengers/HP X-over. It's Harry and Phil's anniversary, but Phil never shows up and Harry sets out to investigate why his husband didn't come to see him even though they haven't seen each other in four months. MoD!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 9/13/2014 - [Harry P., Agent Phil Coulson] Iron Man/Tony S., Nick F. - Complete
Unchanging by z fire reviews
Harry had never stayed in one place very long after the war. He couldn't too many muggles would notice he never aged. Harry simply moved on after a few years, but what if the muggles he meets don't want him to move on and neither does he?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 1,558 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Harry Potter: My Life Is My Own by Sashian reviews
Harry has a great memory, photographic even. He remembers everything even the day he was born. Every sight, sound, smell or touch he remembers with crystal clarity and he has power from the moment he is born. And whats up with Hedwig? All chapters edited for spelling, grammar, and some content. You may want to re-read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 174,555 - Reviews: 2432 - Favs: 6,609 - Follows: 7,641 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Harry P.
Harry Janus Potter - Dances with his Destiny by r2r4l reviews
AU cross-over Harry Potter/Stargate. Super-Harry.Harry ends up absorbing the memories and abilities of Janus and Voldemort when he is 9 and gets sent by the Others to the ancient ship Destiny. He returns on a quest to conquer the universe, his way. Encounters the Goa'uld, Wraith, Furling, Skrull, Kryptonians, BSG Colonials, and Star Wars. Major retconning. Pairings: Harry/Hermione.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 246,526 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Brother, My Brother by DigitalGuardian reviews
Harry goes to the Dursly's after being deemed a squib. Rejected Harry wishes to be loved, his magic calls upon Jirachi. The wish-making Pokemon sends Harry to the Pokemon universe. Where his magic is cloaked by the dimensional rift, until he his 13, when his magic overwhelms the cloak. Catching the eye of a certian Headmaster. T because i'm paranoid.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,342 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Harry P.
Blood Relations by CrystalIceSweet reviews
He didn't know who he was or why he was there, but one look was all it took for the cold hearted Loki to know that this green eyed young man was his. As for Harry, all he wanted was to get to know the man that his DNA test claimed was his biological father, Tony Stark. He never expected to catch the attention of a god. Slash. LokixHarry. Possible mpreg.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,796 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,632 - Follows: 2,656 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Supernatural: Today Your Barista Is by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
The sign at Dean's favourite little coffee shop has a few odd sentences on it today. See warnings inside.