LemonEater
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Joined 01-22-03, id: 330639
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

I don't write very well...but i'll try anyhow. _;;;

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Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 4977 - Favs: 4,604 - Follows: 2,809 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Pureblood and his mudblood Pauper by Hellish reviews
What happens when Hermione becomes Malfoy's personal maid under Voldemort's orders? Pure chaos that is. TEMPORARILY ON AN INDEFINITE HIATUS, I've written this when I was 13, I'm 19 now. MAJOR EDITING needs to be done
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 116,691 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 1/9/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Troubled Waters by Obsessed4 reviews
Almost finished! DMHr. A new course is added at Hogwarts. Will it bring them closer, or break them apart? Plus, a new teacher brings humor, and something else, to Snape's life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 128,382 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/8/2006 - Published: 11/21/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Once Upon a Dream by gottalovedrakie reviews
Chapter 48's up.Finished 7th year. New alliances are made when two enemys are forced to live and work together. Problems come with this certian union. Changes occur among everyone at Hogwarts. HgDm. RR pls FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 91,602 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/22/2005 - Published: 3/2/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Raven's Broken Wings by Triforce90 reviews
This is told in Raven's POV, as she thinks about her powers and how they can be a burden. This is a oneshot, and I must say, angst is not my best thing. Rated PG only because of the Author's Note.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Raven - Complete
Chicken Pox and Stargate Logs by Spastic Bookworm reviews
Hermione and the twins are stuck in a room with the chicken pox. Warning! This is a crack!fic. It contains purposely possible Americanisms, innuendo, jello, slash and suggestive rubber duckies. It should not be taken seriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,582 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/9/2004 - Published: 10/26/2003 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Confessions by Akarusa reviews
I was ready to marry you. [DG songfic]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Watcha Think Ya Doin? by EvilMicella reviews
It's the Marauder's 7th year..their final. It's off to a quite start..Why's everyone slapping Remus? Who's that mysterious 1st year? Will it all turn out alright in the end? Plz rr! It's a JL, ROC, SOC!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,768 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/20/2004 - Published: 8/24/2003
Sailing for Adventure by Spastic Bookworm reviews
AHOY MATIE! Come and join Harry in his nightmare aboard a pirate ship! Contains Pirate!Snape and Seasick!Ron. This is a short funny little side song fic for CPaSL. No need to read that first.ONESHOT R&R and get a cupcake!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/30/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Observations by Lifelessmidget reviews
Observing people is one of Draco's specialities but what happens when he starts to fall for the one he observes? Meant to be a fluffy badly written ficette LOL Read and Review! HD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Hogwarts Karaoke Contest of 1977 by Behind Emerald Eyes reviews
Love, Hate, Friendship in SONGS! Lily, James, Sirius, Peter, Severus, Remus......AND SO ON!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,086 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/9/2004 - Published: 7/17/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
No Longer An Enemy by Plaidly Lush reviews
Befriended anonymously through letters, they grow to love each other. But there are some who want to keep them apart, because of jealousy or malice. Includes HPRW slashness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 122,296 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/15/2004 - Published: 8/20/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Cuffed by BeadsOfGrace reviews
FINAL CHAPTER UP MAKE SURE TO READ AN During Muggle Studies, a rather...interesting accident occurs, which results in Draco and Hermione being handcuffed together...romance blooms
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,554 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/17/2003 - Published: 12/7/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Very Hamtaro Satire by flashfox reviews
A basic satire of the Hamtaro show. Please R&R (Chapter 10 up!)
Hamtaro - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,737 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/28/2003 - Published: 11/29/2002
Standing Under Mistletoe by Papayas Say That's Kooky reviews
My first fic, NO FLAMES! sorry if the characters are OOC. Ok, let's see...It's Starfire's birthday and BeastBoy gets her some mistletoe...but he has no idea what mistletoe is! He things it's just an ordinary plant! But when he goes to talk to Stargirl la
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2003
Fulfilling the promise by DumbledoresQuill reviews
Following her heart, Hermione fulfills her final promise to Harry. Please read and review! Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,277 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/6/2003 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Cookie Marauders and Their Crazy 3rd Year by EvilMicella reviews
FiNiShEd! The Marauders and Lily have now gottin into there 3rd year and its crazier than ever. Read how they do the funniest stuff ever, FLYING MONKEY WITH BANANERS ATTACK! ! Wut about a comas? Romance included! By EvilMicella and Ms.Witch. PLZ RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,346 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/4/2003 - Published: 7/2/2003
All about the Rons by RonaldNaco reviews
PG-13 again! I'm bad at summerizing stuff, so, there you go.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/3/2003 - Published: 3/9/2003
Unexpected by Guanin reviews
Draco never expected retaliation from Ron and Ron never expected Draco's reaction to it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2003 - Ron W., Draco M.
Mission: Matchmaker by Hermione Double1 reviews
Ginny is sick of the way Ron and Hermione won't do anything about the way they fancy each other, so she decides to recruit some troupes in the form of Fred, George and Harry to help get them together. RHr and some HG hints. Chapter 2 up now!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/29/2003 - Published: 8/2/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
My Crush by Papayas Say That's Kooky reviews
Dexter goes out with Stan's crush! S+P fans stay away!! A NEW CHAPTER WILL BE COMING!!!!!!!!!! I'd like to say sorry to Lava-chan! This has one of her least favorite couples! Flames accepted
Hamtaro - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,870 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/25/2003 - Published: 3/28/2003
Pashmina's Garden by Papayas Say That's Kooky reviews
Pashmina makes a garden and has someone to help her! Could this mean a relashionship? And what about Howdy and Stan? Where's Dexter, you ask? Read and find out! (This is not an odd couple story for Pashmina! She has an normal couple! Everyone else is odd!
Hamtaro - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/4/2003
Goodbye To You by Kawaii Angelwings reviews
Ray leaves the bladebreakers because something Lee said before and he can't deal with it so he leaves to sort his thoughts out Yaoi KaixRay
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/2/2003 - Complete
Love Begins to Blossom by CrazyInsaneAnimeFanGirl reviews
I'm glad to say, I have three chapters so far! Updated: 5/7/03
Hamtaro - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/7/2003 - Published: 5/6/2003
Someone Worth Dying For by Anuket reviews
Draco and Hermione are in their seventh year, and they have to share a common room. Lots of insults, kissing, humor, action, a little bit of angst, and, of course, D/HR! *FINISHED*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,941 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/26/2003 - Published: 4/6/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Oops I Flirted Again by flashfox reviews
Parody of "Oops I Did It Again" based on Stan.
Hamtaro - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/20/2003
Draco and Hermione by Princess Story Writer reviews
A bit of humor. PG for swearing. Draco and Hermione finish Hogwarts. They meet in a muggle library and find out that they've had secret crushes on each other for a long time!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Voldemort's Coraspondence by paintangel reviews
The letters to Voldemort and answers to his lady
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/18/2002 - Voldemort
DracoThe Son by paintangel reviews
The first year after Voldemort's return - from Draco's eyes
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/18/2002 - Published: 12/17/2002 - Draco M.
no/title/availible/$#*// by EvilSquirrel 2 reviews
What happens when the captain forgets the star date?
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/1/2002
Clucky by i like nekos reviews
It's a parody of Britney Spears's "Lucky" pretty stupid.. funny stupid I *do* like the song Lucky, so take no offense if you like it too ^-^; please review!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/25/2000
Engraved in Stone reviews
PG13 May change. When Draco receives new information about Hermione Granger coughRiddlecough will he betray the only one that understands him, or save his own life? RR OHNOES No reviews lately. T.T
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,470 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/5/2006 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.