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Joined 10-02-11, id: 3306459, Profile Updated: 08-27-12
Author has written 6 stories for Adventure Time with Finn and Jake.

I DARE YOU, YOUNG GRASSHOPPA, TO READ MY WHOLE PROFILE! MWAHAHAHA! Tell meh if ya do.

Actual Name- Alexa

Location- Bristol County, Massachusettes

Age- 14

Gender- Girl

Occupation- Writer, Cartoonist, Adventurer, Hero

Favorite Color- Blue

Side- I'm not evil. I'm super good!

Hair Color- Dark Brown

Eye Color- Green and Brown. There is a ring of brown surrounding the inside of my eye and a larger ring of green around the brown colored part.

Hieght- Average, 5 ft 2-3 in

Grade- 8th (my school system is very wierd)

High School Planned to Attend- Tri-County Regional High School (I'm going for graphic art)

Labled as- Wierd.

Favorite TV Shows/ Cartoons- Adventure Time, Regular Show, The Amazing World of Gumball, MAD, Fact or Faked, Ghost Hunters, Scare Tactics, The Crocidile Hunter, Chowder, The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, Ghost Adventures, Are We Alone?, Destination Truth, Haunted Highway, School Spirits, Paranormal Witness

Favorite games- Minecraft, Happy Wheels, Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, GTA 4, Minecraft: Pocket Edition, Doodle Jump, Rage Wars, All Adventure Time/Regular Show Games, Minecraft: X-Box 360 Edition

Favorite Songs- The Fry Song (Marceline the Vampire Queen); I'm Just Your Promblem (Marceline the Vampire Queen); What Am I to You? (Finn the Human); The Boat Song (Jake the Dog); Help is on the Way (Rise Agianst); You're Going Down (Sick Puppies); World So Cold (Three Days Grace); Blow Me Away (Breaking Benjamin); Ouch my Eyeball (Bueno the Bear); Sleepy Puppies (Finn and Jake's Mom); Bring Me to Life (Evanescence); Blow Me Away- Remix FT. Valora (Breaking Benjamin/ Valora); Riot (Three Days Grace); Break (Three Days Grace); I Will Not Bow (Breaking Benjamin); Never Enough (Five Finger Death Punch); Monster (Skillet); Awake and Alive (Skillet); Riptide (Sick Puppies); Animal I Have Become (Three Days Grace); [Can't Get My] Head Around You (The Offspring); Going Under (Evanescence); I Waited For You (Valora); Killing in the Name of (Rage Against the Machine); Lies of the Beautiful People (Sixx: AM); Never Too Late (Three Days Grace); Unknown Soldier (Breaking Benjamin); Whisper (Evanescence); The Good Life (Three Days Grace); So Cold (Breaking Benjamin); Home (Three Days Grace); Aerials (System of a Down); Bleed it Out (Linkin Park); Holiday (Green Day); Lights Out (Breaking Benjamin); Save Yourself (Stabbing Westward); Know Your Enemy (Green Day); Indistructable (Disturbed); The Crow and the Butterfly (Shinedown); Away (Breaking Benjamin); Bully (Shinedown); Sooner or Later (Breaking Benjamin); Sound of Madness (Shinedown); Stricken (Disturbed); Legend of Zelda Rap (Smosh); I Can Swing My Sword (Tobuscus); Inside The Fire (Disturbed); Firefly (Breaking Benjamin); Nugget in a Buiscut (Tobuscus); I Don't Care (Apocalyptica ft. Adam Gontier from Three Days Grace), Sp00nerizem (Sp00n and Uberhaxornova), Breath (Breaking Benjamin), SAFTEY TORCH! (Tobuscus), Had Enough (Breaking Benjamin), Pain (Three Days Grace), The Red (Chevelle)

I THINK:

Adventure Time is freakin righteous!

If you don't watch it (or hate it) you're a BIG NERRRRRDDDDD! Like the Ice King.


About me:

I am strictly Finn and PB.

I love to draw, and I am pretty good at it.

I am ca-RAAAZZYY, son!

links from me-

my wiki-

I'm a radical dame who likes to play games, like Marceline. I like heavy rock music, but I'm not all stereo-type goth. I dress like a guy because loose shirts are comfy. 99% of my t-shirts are graphic collectable t's from awesome shows/ internet comidies, like Adventure Time, Regular Show, Annoying Orange, and Charlie the Unicorn. I don't play any sports, but like to ride my Mongoose trick bike and skateboard. People say I have huge hands and feet for my size (I wear an 8 and a half women's size). I also apperently according to my friends punch really hard and are crazy because I listen to bands with wierd sounding names (like "Sick Puppies" and "Breaking Benjamin and "Three Days Grace"). I think they're cool bands, with misunderstood names but have a lot of talent.

What I look like is a totally diffrent story, though. I have middle length dark brown hair. I almost always wear a hat, exept in the middle school I go to(WHY?????) so I get horrible hat hair. I am average hieght. My outfit of choice is a sweatshirt, jeans, graphic T, backwards hat or my Finn hat OR my Jake face hat (yes they're real, look in Hot Topic stores which is my favorite store(!!!) and I made the Finn hat), and either my black running shoes with white ankle socks (FINN!!!!) or my blue/purple plaid Airwalks, or my black and white Converse shoes.


PLEASE READ. THIS IS ALL VERY TRUE AND I MAY HAVE MADE A VERY HUGE SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY. NO JOKE. JUST READ.

People do not understand me. My life's a mess. I try to make it through all these lies, and that's all I do. I tell myself "Just don't deny it, don't try to fight this, and deal with it and that's just part of it." But is it really worth it? Life, I mean? Life is definetly one big huge lie. Everyday is a dream and so, my dreams are life. As I write this, I am in a coma. So I am only dreaming of writing these. Which really means, I really am writing this, and I am dreaming of being in a coma. I also dream of impossible things. Like there being not a living soul after a huge nuclear world war, where I am the last human survivor. I am alone. Cold. Hungry. Isolated from any contact. No one cares, because there is no one TO care. And so I stay in the spot I was left. Slowly dying inside. Losing sanity. My eyes shut forever. Is this what they call death?

I said I dream of impossible things. But death is not impossible.


UNCOMPLETE LIST OF WIERD FACTS ABOUT ME (WILL BE UPDATED SOON ALONG WITH THE REST OF MY BIO):

- One of my guy friends at school back in 6th grade who also watches Adventure Time said, "Alexa if you were on Adventure Time, you would be Finn's boyfriend." I went :O and said "What's wrong with you? That's Princess Bubblegum's job! Besides, I don't have time for relationships when F and J need help defeating the Ice King because one sword isn't enough to penitrate his ice armor!" then I ran away. I could see his face behind me going 0-0 Lol.

-One of my all time favorite minor AT w/F & J characters is the Royal Tart Toter, who gives this righteous mystical speech:

This Cosmic Dance, bursting decedents which with held permissions twists all our arms collectively but- if sweetness can win- and it can. And I will still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace.

-Hambo, Hambo, Haaaaammmbbboooo. (ignore this)

-I have a New England accent. I never have passed the "Park the car in the Harvard Yard" or "The dog barks in the park in the dark". It's really noticable when I yell, whether I'm ticked off or not.

-I tend to be random.

-People think I am extremly wierd at school and probably talk about me behind my back, but I don't care.

- Starfish LOVE ME LOVE ME!!!!!! (If you watch Charlie the Unicorn you know what I'm talking about.)

-I can crack all my fingers at will and people think it's gross because it makes the loudest sound!

-Be my friend?

-What the f- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so frickin random!

-Do you like my sword, sword? Sword, my diamond sword, sword?


One of the most interesting things I've found on other people's bios (yes, I read them quite frequently. I'm telling you guys try it you may find so awesome things!) is the "Put your ipod/mp3 on shuffle and answer these questions" challenge. So, I decided to do one myself. Some of the songs made no sense, but others did. Anyway, I made my own for my bio readers that actually do read other people's bios (you're officially cool in my book) to do for time passing. There's 13 questions, hit next on your ipod/mp3 for each question. As you know, NO CHEATING! I'll put my results so you people can see what I got. Look up my songs for a better effect (some of the titles don't make sense).

1. What's your theme song?
Monster by Skillet
(Woah, my mp3 read meh mind! XD)

2. What are strangers thinking when they see you?
I Waited For You by Valora
(That is like so FREAKIN CREEPY AND STALKERISH!!! I am so scared now... D8)

3. What do you think of the people you live with? (Like mom & dad)
Never Enough by Five Finger Death Punch
(That's exactly right, i live with my mom and no one apprciates me or anything I do, my web friends and drawing pad are all i have at home. DX)

4. What's your personality, or what you think you are like?
Blow Me Away ft. Valora by Breaking Benjamin
(Yeah, I am into fights, war, guns and weapons. But i'm a girl. Surprise, surprise. I do agree with my mp3...)

5. How are you going do die?
Riot by Three Days Grace
(So I'll die when I'm in a riot...?)

6. What song will be played at your funeral?
Bring Me To Life by Evanesence
(Will they have the abillity to do that yet?)

7. What does next year have in store for you?
Help is On the Way by Rise Against
(So 2012 is definitely happening...? I WILL SURVIVE! And be the last human :P like Finney.)

8. What is your war song?
You're Going Down by Sick Puppies
(Wow. Convinient!)

9. What is the aftermath of that "War"?
World So Cold by Three Days Grace
(Oh, wow. Look up the lyrics for what I'm surprised at, or you know what, just go to chapter 3 of my story "What Was Unnoticed", the lyrics are already there. You're Welcome!)

10. What's going to be the title of your journal that's about life on the other side (when you die)?
Unknown Soilder by Breaking Benjamin
(...)

11. How do you feel about your friends?
Lies of the Beautiful People by Sixx: A.M.
(So... what does this mean?)

12. What's your main problem going to be?
Home by Three Days Grace
(So my roommate is gonna be wierd?)

13. When your in a fight with someone (verbal and physical), what song's gonna play?
Going Under by Evanescance
(...it's gonna be about something like betrayal?...)

Do your own! Here's my redo with the same questions (yes it's still on shuffle):

1: Breath by Breaking Benjamin

2: So Cold by Breaking Benjamin

3: Pain by Three Days Grace

4: Face to the Floor by Chevelle

5: I Can Swing my Sword by Toby Turner

6: The Red by Chevelle

7: Legend of Zelda Rap by Smosh

8: Break by Three Days Grace

9: I Don't Care by Apocalyptica

10: Lies of the Beautiful People by Sixx: AM

11: Sooner or Later by Breaking Benjamin

12: Sp00nerizem by Nova and Sp00n

13: Inside the Fire by Disturbed


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Adventure Time with Finn, Jake, and Roark! by Tri800 reviews
What happens when a strange, fox-eared new hero visits the Land of Ooo? What happens when our heroes get blasted off to some crazy island with a weird portal? And what will become of the Land of Ooo when the Lich returns? Review please!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,821 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Finn, Jake, Princess B. Bubblegum, Marceline A.
What Was Unexpected by XshadowswordX reviews
Lemongrab takes over the Candy Kingdom, banishes Finn from coming back, and plans to execute PB! With help from some humans they found, can Finn and his friends save her in time before PB gets croaked? Part 3 of the "What Was" Series. AWESOME BATTLE!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,163 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Finn, Princess B. Bubblegum
Adventure Time: How To Save A Life by Sorra Chan reviews
After Finn is killed by a mysterious man, Princess Bubblegum's world changes forever. But what if she can use her scientific abilities to bring him back to life? With Jake as her lab partner, Princess Bubblegum secludes herself in her lab to find a cure.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,994 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Princess B. Bubblegum, Finn
CANECLED - Leave Out All the Rest by Globalnet reviews
Set before the episode "Too Young", in a stormy night, Finn gets a unexpected visitor. / CANCELED. SEE PROFILE PAGE FOR DETAILS /
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Finn, Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
Blind by kayla1798 reviews
Marceline and Jake put together an evil plan! You will have to read to find out what it is! Please Review! XD
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Princess B. Bubblegum, Finn
What Was Missing by XshadowswordX reviews
After Jake and Marceline 'quit the band', Finn and Princess Bubblegum are left to figure out how to open the Door of the Door Lords. After confessions in a song by Finn, the door opens, and shuts behind them. What adventure awaits them?
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Finn, Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
Still Too Young by CrossoverFan reviews
This story is AU and is set after "Kirby's Adventure Time", and has PB's Bro and Dad from two different series. This story is dedicated to people who like me cried NO at the TV, near the end of the episode Too Young. Princess Bubblegum and Finn forever.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Princess B. Bubblegum, Finn - Complete
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What Was Unexpected reviews
Lemongrab takes over the Candy Kingdom, banishes Finn from coming back, and plans to execute PB! With help from some humans they found, can Finn and his friends save her in time before PB gets croaked? Part 3 of the "What Was" Series. AWESOME BATTLE!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,163 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Finn, Princess B. Bubblegum
What Was Missing REVISION reviews
So, this is basicly the reviosion of my first story "What Was Missing". Not much has changed, it's just a little neater.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Finn, Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
Some Unfinished Epic Adventure Time Stories reviews
These are some beginings to some earlier stories I wrote. Some will be FxPB romance, some battles, some Marceline songs, and more. Tell me in the comments if I should continue these in the future or just read them/ make suggestions. Full summary inside!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Finn, Jake
What Was Unnoticed reviews
Things are about to change when one little snail changes Ooo's day. It's obvious who has done this... but will he be able to be stopped this time? Part two of the 'What Was' series. Read "What Was Missing" first!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,678 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Finn, Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
Mommy Ate My Fries reviews
What I think happened to poor Marshall Lee. Very Short.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Marshall Lee - Complete
What Was Missing reviews
After Jake and Marceline 'quit the band', Finn and Princess Bubblegum are left to figure out how to open the Door of the Door Lords. After confessions in a song by Finn, the door opens, and shuts behind them. What adventure awaits them?
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Finn, Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
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