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Author has written 8 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Death Note, Fairy Tail, Ninjago, Maximum Ride, Fate/stay night, and Soul Eater.
Hullo everyone! Kat, here! I love writing so I thought I'd give fanfics a try. Criticism and complements are always welcome; I love to know what my readers are thinking! ;) If you have questions/comments or just want to chat, send me a message. I don't bite!
ABOUT ME, MYSELF, AND I
Name: Real? Hold on, my birth certificate's around here somewhere...
Chasing Yesterday: in progress... slowly
Currently Watching: Psycho-Pass, Durarara!!x2, The Irregular at Magic High, Highschool DxD
Previously Viewed Anime: Assassination Classroom, Akagami no Shirayuki-hime, Ajin: Demi-Human, Fate/Stay Night: Unlimited Blade Works, Aldnoah Zero, Fate/Zero, Hetalia, Fairy Tail, Soul Eater, Fullmetal Alchemist (original and Brotherhood), Death Note, Kill la Kill, Wolf's Rain, Ookami-san and Her Seven Companions, Ouran High School Host Club, Kaichou wa Maid-sama, Kotoura-san, The Devil is a Part-Timer!, RWBY, Gargantia on the Verdurous Planet, Angel Beats!, Durarara!!, Inuyasha, Sword Art Online, I Can't Understand What My Husband is Saying
Best FMA Brotherhood trailer EVER!
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FAVORITE FABULOUS QUOTES
There's a time and place for everything, and I believe it’s called 'fan fiction'. -Joss Whedon
As long as you can tell a kickass story, go for it. -my fantastic flatmate
Sorry, punk. I meant to say stop, but I punched you instead. -Lancer; Fate/Stay Night: Unlimited Blade Works
Dear Shadow Ninja,
Besides, what are we doing stalking the guy who stalked me?! -Ryoko, Ookami-san and her Seven Companions
Butter or not, it's still a knife! -Aspen, Breaking Through Reality
You know you're in love when you can't sleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. -Dr. Suess
"Jessie, you better tell me everything right now."
Yesterday, I went through the Drive Thru at McDonalds and the woman wanted to know if my order was 'here or to go.' -me
Luke, why must I tell you this everyday? When you're at a restaurant, use 'the forks,' not 'the force.' -Tasumii
"Write like your ass is on fire [and the only thing that will put it out is porn]. No, seriously. Just vomit words. Puke ‘em right up. Forget spelling. Forget grammar. Forget English half of the time. Literally type as fast as you can type and don’t stop, don’t read, don’t look back. At the end, you will have a steaming pile of crap. But that’s okay! You can edit crap. Crap is merely the fertilizer to your literary field of daisies. Love the crap because really, the crap loves you." -Ginger, some random person from Tumblr
The last time I followed you somewhere blindly, I ended up on a four-headed dragon. -He Controls All the Elements of Love
You guys are here to help me with Sasha, not devise a plan to kill Batman. -Cole, Dance With the Earth
I hate kids and I run an orphanage. -Roger, You've Got Mail
What is with all you people using such big words? I know it might make you sound more authoritative but the authority doesn't work when I don't know what you're saying. -Cara, Double-Edged Blades
If you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second. - Johnny Depp
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. -Louis Hector Berlioz
When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment; I told them they didn’t understand life. -John Lennon
How do I gently body-slam someone? -Al, Pokémists: Pocket Alchemists
I'm sorry to have woken you Matsuda-san, I was investigating the aerodynamics of high glucose sweets. -L, The Cursed Tongue
Fantastic, you are truly a master of tree mutilation. May all plants flee in fear. So what is with this brutal attempt at tree murder. Did it kill your family or something? -Chloe, Double-Edged Blades
I'd say he's coming along nicely: he's only blown up four trees and an outhouse. Unlike someone I know who melted the skin off my arm, then set her own sister on fire. -Zoey Magic, Afterthought
If Justice were a woman, she would have two lovers: Kira to kill for her, and L to die for her. -unknown
"I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man."
"Runaway Daddy! I'll hold off Mommy!" Son.
While you're in your "impressed" mode, we would like to tell you that we've put up your "disguise" picture on a dating site. 36 strangers are interested in you. -MNM, You've Got Mail
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. -unknown
No! That crazy Nagawa girl covered my face with sticky notes, Shai got into a fight with her, Kaida stole my chocolate bar, and Matt began stripping! -Mello, I'll Play Your Little Game
I'm currently out of my mind, please leave a message after the beep!
I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
It's always fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's hysterical!
Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.
Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
I am fluent in two languages: English and sarcasm.
Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.
Who ever said that nothing is impossible has never tried to slam a revolving door.
Just remember that if we get caught, you're mute and I don't speak English.
A mechanic once told me that he couldn't fix my brakes so he made my horn louder.
"Is anyone taking any foreign language classes this semester?"
I didn't fall over; I was testing gravity. Yup, it still works.
I WOULD agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
Determination: the feeling you get before doing something incredibly stupid.
Instead of a 'DO NOT DISTURB' sign, I need one that says 'ALREADY DISTURBED, PROCEED WITH CAUTION.'
They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" I don't think you'd kill many people.
Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.
A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
When in doubt, push random buttons!
People say that life is short. I say I'm shorter.
I went to the dark side. Yeah, they lied about the cookies. (Five bucks says Garmadon was serving condensed evil. XD)
There are three kinds of people: those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
You get home from school. There is a giant box in the front living room with the word 'FRAGILE' on it. This can only mean one thing... BUBBLE WRAP!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking too good either.
Light travels faster than sound, which must be why most people look smart until they open their mouth.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Use the profits to buy an assault rifle. See if life makes the same mistake twice.
Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.
Forecast for tonight: darkness.
I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes. (The sad thing is, I've done that before; numerous times, too. XD)
There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
If you had a life you would stop talking about mine.
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have-!
I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem... tomorrow.
I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure...
We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!
The below statement is true.
Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. (Beyond Birthday fan for life! )
People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs.
Stand back! I'm not a professional!
Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.
There was this one time in band camp...
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me. (I can totally see me saying this during a fire drill at school! XD)
Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?!
Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a Barbie doll.
If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.
Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.
Be yourself. That's crazy enough.
You always get whats coming to you, unless it gets lost in the mail.
I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words.
Quick, what's the number for 911? (Sad to say, but I have a friend who did said that once in complete honesty. XD)
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better conversation than you.
I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
Hi! I'm human. What're you?
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass!
Life is like a circle. No wonder I'm so dizzy.
I WAS gifted, but then my shrink took away my super powers.
I wanted to send you something SEXY... but the mail man told me to get out of the mail box...
Last night I layed in my bed, looking up at the stars, and thought to myself, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CEILING!?
We ARE the people our parents warned us about!
Life is not the amount of breaths you take; it’s the moments that take your breath away.
I didn't slap you... I simply high-fived your face!
I'm no good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment instead?
There can't be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
A bookstore is one of the few pieces of evidence we have left that people are still thinking.
Man invented language to satisfy his need to complain.
I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke three times. Once when it's said. Once when it's explained to me. And once five minutes later when I finally get it.
Basic definitions of Science: If it's green and wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who drank my water!
There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side, and the right side.
Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Imagination is intelligence having fun.
A university professor set an examination question in which he asked the difference between ignorance and apathy. He had to give an A to a student who answered, "I don't know and I don't care."
Don't annoy authors. They'll put you in an international bestseller and give you a painful ending.
Someone asked me why do I liked him so much, but before I could even reply, my best friend put her hand over my mouth and said, "Don't get her started!"
We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
They laugh because we're insane. We laugh because they just figured that out.
Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.
Dear Math, I am not a therapist. Please solve your own problems.
Sometimes I wonder why the Frisbee keeps getting bigger, and then it hits me.
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
If you think things can't get any worse, you lack sufficient imagination.
I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception.
Skill is walking across Niagara Falls on a tightrope without falling. Intelligence is not trying.
Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine.
I like you. When I rule the world, your death will be quick and painless.
Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you tried harder.
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
We build walls not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.
The Energizer Bunny was arrested tonight under the charge of battery.
In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.
I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.
It's you and me against the world. We attack at dawn.
Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense.
I'm not a great damsel in distress. I stress too much to get the whole damseling thing right.
If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.
Kindness is the only language that the deaf can hear.
Being an author is sobbing for days on end because you killed your favorite character.
I used all my sick days, so I called in dead.
Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You decide.
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
-Keyboard not found, press any key to continue.-
If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk!
An optimist proclaims that we live in the best possible option of all worlds. A pessimist fears the optimist is right.
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
Why do we yell “Heads up!” when we should be yelling “Heads down!”?
A friend wants to make you smile. A best friend knows to stay as far away from you as possible when you're smiling.
Intelligence is like underwear: everyone has it, but you don't have to show it off.
Some minds are like concrete: thoroughly mixed and permanently set.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
I love the English language. If a vegetarian eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Become evil. (Who else wants this on a T-shirt?)
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"
Chaos... panic... pandemonium... Looks like my work here is done!
I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me.
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation?
Never judge a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes, because by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever you want to about him.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
What you call dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. I was aiming for your face.
One day, young grasshopper, your Prince Charming will come for you. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions.
The problem with reality is that there's no background music.
Duck tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.
I can't go to hell; Satan still has that restraining order.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match at kick boxing.
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
Police: Son, where do you live?
These are actually on the labels:
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On a bottle of Pet milk:
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On artificial bacon:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
On an American Flag:
Next to a public playground:
In a Parking Lot: