the Imaginizer
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Joined 10-02-11, id: 3306612, Profile Updated: 03-10-13
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'entrate...

That is to say, all hope abandon, ye who enter in. For this is the place where I take on the subject that is none other than myself - and self-referencing is never a good thing. It leads to all kinds of paradoxes...

i.e., 'this is the part where I talk about myself - you've been warned.'

Anyway, my pseudonym, the Imaginizer, came about as a result of delusions of grandeur, wild fantasies, and absurd speculations - all that to say that it is an over-compensation for my extraordinarily ordinary name of a mere five ordinary letters.

I hail from a giant porcelain teacup in the middle of the pacific ocean. I have to row all the way back to shore with a silver spoon every day to go to school. However, considering that I make a habit of mooring my precious teacup in the Georgia Strait, I consider myself Canadian.

Update:

All that being said, a note to anyone previously or currently engaged in reading my stories; a lot has happened in the last year or so - some exciting things, and some things I would prefer to forget. I think that saying it's been a difficult year would be an understatement. I've tried to find time to write, but even when I get the slightest bit of free time, I can't seem to produce anything at all. I know what I want to write - the plots, the characters, and even the words are already there. I believe, however, I've lost the will to bring them all to life.

In short, anything I've been writing or have been planning on writing is on an indefinite hiatus. I truly am sorry if I've disappointed or upset anyone, but this is not something I can really do anything about at this point. Perhaps once my life has been pulled back together again, I can pick up where I left off. But until then...

Es tut mir leid.

Und auf wiedersehen.

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A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5314 - Favs: 9,602 - Follows: 2,881 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
In the Hall of the Wood Elf King by TreeHugger reviews
The Hobbit AU. While the Dwarves are imprisoned in Thranduil's dungeons, Bilbo meets Legolas quite by accident. We find out why Elves don't smoke pipeweed. COMPLETED!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 140,644 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/5/2002 - Published: 6/4/2002 - Legolas, Bilbo B. - Complete
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Harry Potter and the Arcana reviews
Harry Potter's life as we know it is entrenched with destiny, sewn together like a tightly plotted book. But what if his bond with destiny was far more imminent? What if whatever card said that Harry Potter is rubbish at divination was turned upside down?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 167,030 - Reviews: 1545 - Favs: 2,374 - Follows: 2,465 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P.
Outtake: Tea with the Headmaster reviews
Professor Dumbledore takes Professor Flitwick's advice, and invites Harry to his office for tea. Both are…a little less than sane – but who will crack first? Sequel to 'Hogwarts Staff Meeting.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Outtake: Christmas Shopping reviews
Terry takes Harry's Christmas wish a little too seriously, and plucking up all the Ravenclaw courage he has, resolves to ask for our favourite snarky Potions Professor's help. Oh Terry, what happened to all that Ravenclaw intelligence?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Complete
Outtake: Hogwarts Staff Meeting reviews
The Hogwarts staff gather in the Headmaster's office after the first couple of weeks of classes to discuss their students. McGonagall isn't feeling very Gryffindorish, Flitwick feels mischievious, Quirrell is disturbed, and Snape is sulking. Oh dear...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Complete