Minerva McGonagall is in a killing mood. Join her for an evening full of dirty limericks, dead bodies and the inappropriate use of brooms. It's probably a good thing the students have departed for the summer hols.

It's a truism that nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition... even if you are the Muggle Studies Professor.

"The black haired boy reminded Alice rather strongly of a snarling gargoyle; his face was a study in hard, angry angles, and his body was hunched protectively over a study carrel like the numerous chimera that lurked high upon the outer walls of Hogwarts." The unlikely friendship between Alice Longbottom & Severus Snape; a prequel to 'Hallelujah'. WINNER, JUNE 2014 FAN FAV AWARDS.

For the Mazoku, whose lives were like slow burning candles, watching humans flash by like fireworks was both painful and beautiful. Lord von Voltaire gazes upon the bright future that their very Human king had strived for, and remembers. Deathfic.

This is a sequel to An Uneasy Partnership. Earth has seemingly fallen to the decepticons. Alexis and Starscream are thrown together once more...

Wolfram was mad almost every day now, Yozak busy teasing him into a violent froth. Hube had a baby of his own and all the rest of Them were too busy to notice anything. Greta walked down the hallway alone... Yuuri had been gone a very long time this time.

Sure, being the wife of a supervillain was supposed to have perks, but having his colleagues show up on your doorstep with a grim face and bad news was NOT one of them. When the Flash - of all people - did, it was a nasty surprise. DCAU Rogues, no slash.

As they say, when you've lost new material, just use the old - in new ways.

It would've been a quiet night at the Central City Rogues' pub if the Justice League hadn't fired that big laser cannon. But Captain Cold would never forget what happened after Weather Wizard ran in and shouted to turn on the TV. DCAU Rogues, no slash.

Uh oh, Starscream has regained his strength, and he isn't happy about Alexis keeping him in a barn for a week! Set in the UK, with G1/Armada influences. The first story in my series.

An attempt at depicting the Riddler's outlook on life.

Who is an enigma? Why are Harley and the Riddler stuck working together? And is it possible to write Eddie without mentioning crossword puzzles? First published at the LJ batfic contest community.

She was a murmur of a heartbeat under the buzz of all his constant thought. What could never be. Riddler, Harley, Joker.

Rhode has always been the eldest of the Noah. And she, unlike Cain, is willing to be her brother's keeper. Rhode and Tyki family story.

A weird story that sprung from a plot bunny that attacked me in, of all places, the shower. Tyki is falling apart as Miranda is coming together. They may be on different sides of the world but perhaps they're connected. Character's are Hoshino's. Enjoy!

-Tyki- Crowned Clown's brilliant idea has unexpected consequences, leaving Tyki stuck in a highly figurative hole in... himself.

Oneshot. Whether her dad had planned this mischief or not, Haruhi is forced to recognize some striking parallels a certain host has to "The Princess Bride." MorixHaru

Dom is forced to host the Soyokaze crew on board the Doroume again. In an attempt to keep them from driving him insane, he distracts them with a small job - choosing a wife for him. Chaos, unsurprisingly, ensues.