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Please do not call the insane asylum. I've had already three wonderous visits with the hug me jacket already ;) Hey you guys, I'm Star. My actual name is Mackenzie, but seriously. I only let like one person call me that! SO DON'T CALL ME THAT! UNLESS YOU ARE SAID PERSON ;D I live in mid-U.S. and am happily married to my wonderful husband, Oregon. We officially wed on August 21, 2013.
A little part of my past; I have struggled with clinical depression ever since I was 15, and A.D.D. since I was 11, I take medicine for both and lead a relatively normal life. The only hint of those conditions that show is when someone threatens me or my family I become angry or nervous depending on who the person is. I also struggled with my weight for almost all my life, being overweight (and bullied for it) from ages 4-12, and underweight (a result of bullying) from ages 12-18.
Looks: I'm 5 feet, 7 inches, and my hair is Ariel red. (I dye my hair.) It is about bra strap length and often I put it into a braid or straighten it. I have extremely pale skin (It's summer, and I'm still using ivory which is the second lightest skin color in 99 percent of foundations. In winter I have to use the lightest shade.) I have very flushed cheeks and a rounder face, making me look a bit like a porcelain doll. My hair is naturally blonde, and I have deep blue eyes that have grey undertones. I have an hourglass figure. I'm naturally slim and have DD cup breasts that I love and hate. You could say my hips are filling out a bit, and my legs and arms are toned since I am a workout freak. My thighs do not have the 'skinny gap' and I am proud. Slight curves are sexy ;D anyways... I prefer to wear cosmetic contacts or circle lenses, and have quite a collection of contacts. Some days my eyes are purple, others they are green, but most often, I wear my new red 'Newborn vampire' contacts. I have very thick, brown brows and my cheeks are moderately high, giving me a very nice smile which crinkles the edges of my eyes. My teeth are genetically very dull and not bright white so I brush and floss and use mouthwash to help give my smile a sparkle. My lips are pouty, but not necessarily full. I have dark brown eyelashes and they are EASILY curled. I also have very round and innocent eyes, with very little corners.
About Me: I'm a southern girl, having lived in Florida, Texas, and Missouri for my whole life. I often make large meals because I don't have a lot of extra money and find it easier to just heat up leftovers. I want a big family and own three dogs and two cats. I have a newly-wed husband, who looks like a steriotypical Italian: Black Hair, some moderate stubble, and sometimes he spikes his hair for the hell of it. Otherwise, it'll lay flat on his head and look cute x3 Deep brown eyes, but he is very manly and prefers a natural tan to being an Oompa Loompa (our term for Guido and guida's first choice of a tan: spray tan from Jersey Shore... ugh) He is pretty tall, like... 5 ft. 10? From his dad, so we both have tall dads and short moms. I have a generally bubbly attitude, and can kick ass as well from a lot of time learning how to properly weight train, spar, and even a few wrestling moves from my brothers... possibly a few from Oregon, but... that's for the bedroom ;)
I am bisexual and PROUD! Just like I'm redneck and PROUD! I am also atheist... and PROUD! So piss off if you don't like it... religion shouldn't mandate who your lovers or friends are.
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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
2. My mother taught me RELIGION
3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
4. My mother taught me LOGIC
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
7. My mother taught me IRONY
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
11. My mother taught me WEATHER
12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
15. My mother taught me: ENVY
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
19. My mother taught me: ESP
20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
25. My mother taught me about Justice
Quotes I/friends/ family have said
Have you seen my green beard? (me at saint pattys day party)\
Josh, do you have any cat treats in your backpack? (trying to get momma cat out from friends trailer house)
Feel That? Damn... I blew myself up.. (talking to my mom while on mariokart wii)
I'm good, mom... most of the time (Me to mom)
a TRIBUTE TO military families who have lost their loved one(s) (Original poem!!!!)
Cry a tear,
Sniffle all day.
Dear my loved one,
This is my requiem.
Do know my body is blessed,
The beloved you lost, not in distraught
For I do love it here.
The love, the peace...
Forever I shall stay
I rest in peace.
Not like the battle
Warm bodies, turned cold.
With all due respect. I solely believe that inside everyone has an animal they tend to favorite out of personality.
The most interesting man in the world? Pfff, I find the nice man at the homeless shelter who I volunteer with more interesting
Beauty is not in the eye of the beholder any longer... beauty is in they eye of the 'rich kids'
(All these are my honest opinions if you don't like it, then you can directly smack your bottom with said keyboard XD)
Chub is not extra to love... its for effortless belly dancing! XD
I think something must be different with how men think... maybe it's that X chromosome with the bottom right turned off... (Wow. I think grandma is a feminist)
With all the people who screw me over every day... I feel no need to lose my virginity tonight or fow a few years.
A teen was a bit too close to my chest today on the bus and pushed him after he did touch them... I said "Private property... Violators will be shot."
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1) Are you in a relationship with somebody?
2) Do you hate more than 3 people?
Oh yeah, stupid *censor* *censor*
3) How many houses have you lived in?
2, my childhood home, and the one I own now
4) Favorite candy bar?
Favorite candy bar... thats like asking a mom which is her favorite baby XD
5) Favorite shoes?
I may be a girl but I prefer my sneakers and cowgirl boots
6) Have you ever tripped someone?
Let me be truthful... yes, but on accident *shift eyes*
7) Least favorite school subject?
(Slams math book on table and rips out the pages with my voice becoming demoinic) I apoligize, I just really f*censored* hate math.
9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?
Use to.. before I RAN IT OVER AND SET IT ON FIRE!
10) Have you ever thrown up in public?
BLECH, I have a strong stomach, until I get into public DX
11) Name one thing that is always on your mind.
FANFICTION FANFICTION FANFICTION!
12) Favorite genre of music?
As said wiyth candy, that's asking 'What's your favorite baby?'
13) What is your zodiac sign?
A proud and mighty Gemini (Used to have twin sister 199* to 2011
14) What time were you born?
I don't really know *scratches head*
15) Do you like beer?
I've had it, but no.
16) Ever made a prank phone call?
17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own?
Shake that...(no, i got it as a gift and haven't got rid of it yet.)
18) Are you sarcastic?
No! Bitch, I just sit all day without saying anything but the nicest to these f*tards I am educated with.
19) What are your favorite colors?
20) How many watches do you own?
like... 19 (i used to collect them)
21) Summer or winter?
BOTH! Summer brings fun with friends, Winter brings snuggles with sexy XD
23) Favorite color to wear?
I like mud on my shirts XD so... brown!
24) Pepsi or Sprite?
25) What color is your cell phone?
26) Where is your second home?
Chandra's house (I almost grew up there XD)
27) Have you ever slapped someone?
Yes, and kicked, stomped, and punched. (Anger Issues, much?)
28) Have you ever had a cavity?
NO! I'm OCD when it comes to my teeth, seriously, people with their nasty-a* breath coming up in my face, EW EW EW!
29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?
2, one on my desk, next to my art supples, and another on my shelf next to the rat cage.
30) How many video games do you own?
-.- Ummm... well, I have at least 15 wii games, 5 PS2 games, and then theres my computer so... 100?
31) What was your first pet?
A litter of kittens I took from a trailer park (@ age 4)
32) Ever had braces?
Yes, I was so stylish in them (PFFTT, PLEASE! WORST FIVE YEARS OF MEH LIFE!)
33) Do looks matter?
34) Do you use chapstick?
yes, I find that I get chapped lips often
35) Name 3 teachers from your High School.
Mr. Blake, Mrs. Duryea, Ms. Hoener... (hehe, Ms. Hoener was a nun...)
37) Are you too forgiving?
Way too forgiving hehe
38) How many children do you want?
As many as I have, but I don't want 19 kids and counting though, no way!
39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?
For a country girl, I have a suprising amount of hot topic merchandise.
40) Favorite breakfast meal?
Umm, fruity pebbles?
41) Do you own a gun?
cocks shotgun* does this answer your question?
42) Ever thought you were in love?
Thought? Still am.
43) When was the last time you cried?
Yesterday when I couldn't fix my car after five hours.
44) What did you do 3 nights ago?
Cough up my ass.
45)Olive Garden or Panera Bread?
Definitely Olive Garden for the soup that I really like.
46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy?
47) Have you ever been in a castle?
A pretend one at the fair.
Mack (probly just gave away my name), Bon bon(cute hm? Grandma calls me that, nobody else ever call me that!), Hon(I live in a southern family, you will get called hon), Baby girl(my boyfriends nickname for me, which annoys the living hell out of me.), Starsy (only by select FF friends xD)
49) Do you know anyone named Bertha?
50) Ever been to Kentucky?
I actually have, I live in the midwest region and have southern family.. yes, kentucky is a definite place to visit.
51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?
Um, papaw, I think you need to get off of those special pills...
52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?
My doctor (getting results tomorrow, hopefully I dont have strep throat DX)
53) Have you ever called someone Boo?
As a kid I called my brother boo because I couldnt say brother, (cutest example: Oh, boo... as in Oh, brother.)
55) Do you own a diamond ring?
56) Are you happy with your life right now?
I am a little tugged in the middle.
57) Do you dye your hair?
I used to dye it with pink and blue streaks until it got too costly/
58) Does anyone like you?
dont make me count that high.
59) What year were you born?
im 19, do the math.
60) What were you doing in May of 1994?
Being a one- year old t-.-
61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?
Never had one, but have listened to them
62) McDonalds or Wendys?
Only for their fries, Mcdonalds.
63) Do you like yourself?
64) Are you closer to your mother or father?
Dad, even though I only see him every other month (He drives a semi truck)
66) Are you afraid of the dark?
Nope, I love darkness (Okay, that sounds a little emo)
67) Have you ever eaten paste?
No, but I once superglued a strawberry to my bedroom wall.
68) Do you own a webcam?
69) Have you ever stripped?
Suprised, I know.
70) Ever broke a bone?
72) Do you chat on AIM often?
WTF is aim?
73) Pringles or Lays?
Pringles all the waaayy!
74) Have you ever broken someone's heart?
No, or I hope i didnt.
75) Rugrats or Doug?
77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor?
No, she was a bigger problem than what the kids were dealing with in my opinion.
78) Has anyone ever called you fat?
I was really overweight as a kid and bullying pretty much destroyed my confidence until I was about 14 and started kicking ass and taking names. (LOL, i know it sounds so mary sue- ish considering how I am now, but it was true. Bullying was a HUGE part of my life.)
79) Do you have a birth mark?
Yes, i have a small freckle on my right eyelid.
80) Do you own a car?
Yes, a black one!
81) Can you cook?
I'm a down home southernor, what do you think?
82) 3 things that annoy you:
1. My brother and his bedroom habits
2. When my brother doesn't put the bathroom lid down and I go to take a leak at 3 am and get a 'porcelean bath'
3. When I can't fix something quickly.
83) Do you text message often?
YES. Very much, i cant think of anything to talk about over the phone unless I call first.
84) Money or love?
Sometimes both XD but mainly love.
85) Do you have any scars?
All over my hips because of this weird accident when I was a kid and broke it in two places where they'd have to do something with it surgically.
86) What do you want more than anything right now?
To do 2. from 82 to my brother when he takes a *
87) Do you enjoy scary movies?
hell yeah!!!1!!!one! XD
88) Relationships or one night stands?
are you a *sensored*ing idiot? what do yout think?
(midnight, i love your response to this XD)
89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit?
Anything big ;D (no no no JKJKJK! I'm not that weird) XD
Doritos, Kosher marshmellows, and french fries? yup, that is me.
91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies?
Rocky I, awesome, Rocky II awesome... Rocky III, all were Awesome
92) Do you own a box of crayons?
A 64 pack for my nephew who has a real talent at drawing dandelions.
94) Who was the last person that said they loved you?
Hmm, well. My boyfriend.
95) Who was the last person that made you mad?
My science teacher (damn you Mr... science person who has a stupid last name)
96) Who was the last person that made you cry?
97) Who was the last person that made you laugh?
Me: Did you ever notice how weird you sound when you cough?
Chandra: Did you ever notice IDGAF?
Me: *bursts out laughing*
98) Who was the last person that you fell for?
Oregon (no seriously, my boyfriends nickname is Oregon
99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you?
My sister from anotha mista!
100) Who was the last person that called you?
Politicians and their dumb opinions, in my opinion we are all screwed.
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