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Joined 10-04-11, id: 3310045, Profile Updated: 07-10-14
Author has written 52 stories for Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, Death Note, Ouran High School Host Club, and Web Shows.

Sorry I've been away for a while, but I'm back now. :D Android will be updated daily until I've done all the chapters, and then weekly. I'll also be putting up all the oneshots I've posted on my Tumblr which you can find here

The link for The Tree House Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsRInxA0Q3o

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Please by DontCallMeCoward reviews
Phil Lester, a Hufflepuff with a pension for potions meets Dan Howell, a Slytherin Quidditch star, while working together on a special potion project. Phan. *RATED M FOR SMUT* An AmazingPhil & Danisnotonfire Hogwarts AU. Includes other Youtubers and marauder era Harry Potter characters. Amazingphil/ Danisnotonfire. Phan.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,761 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 1/30/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire, Kickthepj, Crabstickz
Shadows And Light by SilvaraWilde reviews
Harry comes into an unexpected inheritance. Now he must learn how to control his new powers, find out who his friends really are, and try to not make too many mistakes along the way. This fic contains bad/evil Dumbledore, Molly and Ron. There will also be slash, and multiple mates for Harry. You have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 84,499 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 1,287 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 7/28/2013 - [Harry P., OC, Fred W., George W.]
More Than Just Puppy Love by alittlebitdifferent394 reviews
When Sirius discovers that his best friend Remus self-harms, he tries his best to help him recover. As they grow closer and closer, they must learn how to deal with their increasingly strong feelings for each other. Trigger warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,795 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Tripping in Love - Phan by TheInternetHomo reviews
Returning to summer camp for what may be the last time, Phil Lester wants this year to be the best, and most memorable. His dream may just be fulfilled, with the help of a dashing lad named Dan Howell, that is. Read and Review for phancakes! I love you all! Rated M for future smut and language...okay and maybe some terrible puns.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,057 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 4/9/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Ivory Boy - Phan by TheInternetHomo reviews
Dan Howell competes nationally in youth piano competitions all across America with his father at his side. One glance changes everything. Phan. Rated M for mature content. Based on a prompt given to me by tumblr user phansturbate.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,203 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Danisnotonfire
The first page -Phan- by kittyxuchiha11 reviews
When Dan moves to his new house he finds a diary left by the previous owner. the front cover simply says 'The best stories end on the first page' What does that even mean?. This is possibly the best plot i have ever come up with so please give it a try. i promise it is gonna be so awesome and great and all that stuff.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/17/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Timing by kettlemaniac reviews
Phil finds something about himself that could ruin his and Dan's friendship. Dan finds love and fails to notice the change in Phil. Will they find happiness in the end? More importantly, will they find it with one another? WARNING: Sadness. Sex. Weirdness. All of the things we love in Phanfiction. PHAN.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,143 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Care home kids by harrypottergleek97 reviews
Dan is new to the care home but not to the system. He meets Phil and finally things get better, but will it last? Phan. I know it's really long, but I can promise you it's worth it! (I hope :D)
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 110,150 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Fangs -Phan- by GingerTips reviews
Eventual Phan AU where Phil sucks neck. :3 Phan. Rated T for super-slight gore, and maybe a few swears. Don't own the boys, they are their own. Unless you're Phil's mum.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,136 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Our Little Secret -Phan- by kittyxuchiha11 reviews
Seventeen year old Dan has a normal life until he meets Phil Lester, a new English teacher at school. Dan's life is turned upside down as he goes through the emotional twists and turns of being in love. Please read and review. I promise it'll be good. I'm making a sims series of this. to watch sub to this Youtube channel: /channel/UC3fb5KMls16HThHUYz25eGw
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,717 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 5/22/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Where the Heart Is by MadameHyena reviews
Snape is the one to pick up Harry at the beginning of his first year. After seeing the abuse the boy who lived has endured he vows to do something about it. Rated M for later chapters. Yaoi fic. BoyXBoy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 99,176 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
Tension by lifelane reviews
A series of awkward encounters between two best friends creates tensions. If I could have another genre, it would probably be humor.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/26/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Drunk (Phan) by harrypottergleek97 reviews
Just a short bit of Phan drabble, hope you like it
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/23/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Everything to Gain by TallestBlue reviews
The absence of one person in a moment can change everything. 'When I look at you I feel. That feeling is so overwhelming and new that I must follow it, and no matter what I do I just can't let go.' KyoHaru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,012 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O.
The Equation for Love? by pastachann reviews
( Highschool au. ) Sherlock Holmes was never the ordinary highschool student; with his immense knowledge and regular visits to detention. On the other hand, John Watson has never been the best- or most confident young man. What will happen when the school's top student needs entertainment to quell his boredom, and John happens to be the only one around? ( Warnings for Johnlock. )
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., Molly Hooper
Controlled Emotions by LeviosaHex reviews
Dumbledore requests Snape to recommence Harry's Occlumency Lessons. Snape decides it is time for a different approach. A look at human emotion. Set in Harry's 7th year therefore not canon compliant Dumbledore not dead etc HP/SS rated M for a reason HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 74,668 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Secret blog -Phan- by kittyxuchiha11 reviews
Phil has a secret blog where he posts all his 'personal' things. Dan has been secretly following this blog for some time, taking all the Phanfiction and photo shopped pictures Phil had made as a joke. he comes across one post though, that he cant take as a joke. a confession.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Messy and Irrational by hurleycat reviews
Phil isn't sure if what he did was a good thing or a bad thing, but he doesn't have to worry about that since both he and Dan are working hard to forget it. (violence, Phan)
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
The Worst by potatoes-are-not-for-sex reviews
AmazingPhil and danisnotonfire fic! What is the worst part of living with Phil? "The worst is that he always loses the front door keys and watches The X Factor." How could I resist that. Let me know if you like it and I might make this a series of ficlettes! :D
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/28/2012
To Flourish by Takebuo Ishimatsu reviews
Tamaki's an idiot, but Kaoru seems to like him anyway. Hikaru, not so much. Tamaki/Kaoru with non-incest jealous!Hikaru. Written for arizonaicerose for Help Pakistan. 2nd in a 3-part series.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,456 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Tamaki S., Kaoru H. - Complete
Let's start at the end by dragonsandflies reviews
The zombie apocolypse has arrived. The word has been over run with the undead. With the world falling apart at the seams, can Dan and Phil survive? They must rely on each other now, it's all they have left
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2012 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Red Halls by 1zippy reviews
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Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012
Undeniable Attraction by rensei-chan reviews
Yuki's good at a lot of things but when it comes to handling the other Sohma in his school he seems to be the worst. In the end will they surrender to their budding feelings? Or will they completely deny it? AU, KyoxYuki. Rated M for later chapters.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 90,527 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Kyo S., Yuki S.
Draco Harry One Shots of Slash by Galadriell reviews
All my Drarry One Shots in one place. Heavy slash warnings for most of the stories. All kinds - funny, OOC, romantic, angst... You name it, I've got it. Each chapter gets better, believe me.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,086 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Late by Weasley Genetics reviews
Just a short drabble. A little look at Ron and Harry living together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
I've Been Waiting For You by Estes01 reviews
Harry's feeling a little lonely, and he wishes he had someone of his own. Ron hears wind of it, and feels his calling.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Harry P., Ron W.
A Snake in the Common Room by poetanddidntknowit34 reviews
Scorpius and Albus have been friends since first year, but there's more to their friendship. Albus/Scorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,125 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Secret Kisses by CreativeChilde reviews
Al and James have a deeper relationship than most brothers. However, though it is strong, they don't see eye to eye, and that could prevent them any happy future...if not for Al's quick thinking. slashwarning. incest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,650 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Albus S. P., James S. P. - Complete
Dat Time Has Past by star54kar reviews
Viktor Krum marvels over what time can change. Pairing: Ron/Viktor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Ron W., Viktor K. - Complete
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Impatience and Molestation reviews
Dan wants Phil, like. BADLY. Phil starts to feel things for Dan, and gets freaked out. He kisses a girl named Rachel. She's not very good for him or Dan, but it makes Dan see that he doesn't just want Phil's body. (Sorta) There shall be smut! But, there is definitely a storyline! I don't claim that Phan is real, I don't claim that I own Dan or Phil(WARNING: SENSITIVE ISSUES INSIDE)
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,053 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 4/10/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire, Kickthepj, Crabstickz
Android reviews
Phil is an Android, given to Dan by a company that wants money. He's innocent, cute, perfect for Dan, and he can do so much more than cook and clean to make Dan happy. M for smut and a lil angst, enjoy!
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,127 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014
Too Cold reviews
Dan and Phil are in the Library, its cold, so Phil gives Dan his varsity jacket. Something interesting happens when Dan's going to leave. (I can't include romance in the genres cus they're not together)
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2014 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Sick Week reviews
A little drabble about Phil taking care of Dan when he's sick. (also on Tumblr)
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2014 - [AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire] - Complete
Camping reviews
PHANCEST WARNING RIGHT NOW. Summary: Dan and Phil are brothers. They're camping with their family when Dan has a wet dream about Phil. Phil helps him out and in the end he takes Dan's virginity, and makes him cum two times in one night. Warning: Incest, smut, wet dreams. Just all the good stuff ;)
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,723 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/15/2014 - [AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire] - Complete
Best Friends reviews
Just a short little drabble about Phil loving his best friend, Dan. Don't own anything except the writing, yaddayaddayadda
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/7/2014 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Christmas Love reviews
Christmas Exchange gift for Suchaphangirl! Hope you enjoy this Kickthestickz fluff! :) The Fantastic Foursome all meet up at PJ's house to have Christmas dinner. But Chris is a little late because of a certain confession to an Italian boy he'd rejected in the past.
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2013 - [AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire] [Crabstickz, Kickthepj] - Complete
Wrong About Royals reviews
Sequel to 'Never Be Royal'. This is part of the 'Royal' series. Can be read on its own. WARNING:OMEGAVERSE SMUT. PHAN. TWO BOYS HAVING THE SEXY TIMEZ. IN PROGRESS BECAUSE THERE ARE MORE COMING! :)
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2013 - [AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire]
Never Be Royal reviews
Dan could never be royal. He was just an Omega peasant. OMEGAVERSE. PHAN. SMUT. FLUFF. ROMANCE. BOYXBOY. DO NOT LIKE SLASH? DO NOT READ! I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THIS EXCEPT THE WRITING AND I DON'T CLAIM PHAN IS REAL! THIS IS AN AU. Rated M for de smutz obvs ;D In progress because it could become more I don't know? You decide.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,431 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/15/2013 - [AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire]
The Dead reviews
The dead have been living for 20 years. The cure has been abandoned and the world is in complete chaos. So what happens when Dan Howell meets a guy who tries to kill him when they first meet? Co-write with harrypottergleek97 WE DO NOT OWN DAN OR PHIL, JUST THE WRITING WE DID (WE DO A CHAPTER EACH) ALSO THIS IS BOYXBOY, DO NOT LIKE? DO NOT READ! T FOR ZOMBIES OBVIOUSLY
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,006 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 12/2/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
The Treehouse reviews
Dan Howell and Phil Lester live in a world where being homosexual is a crime. So what happens when Phil's old friend Dan, the popular kid, kisses him in the old treehouse? Will they get caught? Or will they continue their secret relationship? Read to find out. I DO NOT OWN DAN OR PHIL. I DO NOT CLAIM TO. THIS ISN'T REAL, THIS IS ALL FICTION. SLASH INSIDE. DO NOT LIKE? DO NOT READ
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,158 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 8/29/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
The Forever Train reviews
Kickthefire. Dan thinks he looks ridiculous with newspaper all over his face, and PJ tells him he's not. I don't own any of this except the writing.
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Danisnotonfire, Kickthepj] AmazingPhil - Complete
Nosebleed reviews
Dan gets his first nosebleed, and Phil comes to the rescue. Well, he says rescue, but really he gets freaked out too and Dan ends up getting tissues shoved up his nose, and a love confession. All he really wanted to do was be warm, but maybe Phil could do that job? I DO NOT OWN DAN OR PHIL ONLY THE WRITING I DO NOT CLAIM THAT PHAN IS REAL. RATED T FOR SWEARING
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2013 - [AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire] - Complete
Bonded reviews
Dan is an Omega in heat, and his roommate, the Alpha Phil, just can't help himself. Smutt and fluff. I DO NOT CLAIM TO OWN ANY OF THIS EXCEPT THE WRITING. I ALSO DO NOT CLAIM PHAN IS REAL. DO NOT LIKE GAY SMUT? DO NOT READ.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/30/2013 - [AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire] - Complete
I Love You Eternally, Angel reviews
Dan was an abandoned Neko that Phil took in. They grow up together, and fall in love. Oneshot fluff. I DO NOT CLAIM I OWN ANY OF THIS EXCEPT THE WRITING.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,299 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2013 - [AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire] - Complete
Distractions reviews
A thunderstorm knocks out the power, which means Phil's lost his only way of coping with the thunder. So Dan is there to distract him. Vanilla smut! (wow never done this before .-.) I DON'T OWN DAN OR PHIL. JUST THE WRITING. M FOR SAFETY
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Attonberry's Clinic for the Mentally Unstable reviews
Dan didn't think he was depressed until he tried to kill himself, and ended up in a clinic. At least he has his raven-haired roommate, Phil, even if they don't trust each other much. They have the same problems, but can they heal each other? Rated T for now. Co-written with my friend Zala. WE DO NOT CLAIM TO OWN DAN OR PHIL. JUST THE WRITING.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/22/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
It Started with a Kiss reviews
It started with a kiss. An innocent, little peck. SMUTSMUTSMUT PLEASE DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T LIKE GAY SMUT. I DO NOT OWN DAN OR PHIL, I ONLY OWN THE WRITING.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Friends with Benefits reviews
Phil wakes up tied to the bed, which isn't that unusual for him, since him and Dan are friends with benefits. Smutty, kinky sex ensues! PLEASE DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT LIKE GAY SMUT! ALSO, I DO NOT CLAIM TO OWN ANYTHING IN THIS STORY! IT IS ALL PURE FANFICTION!
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/14/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
KickTheFire - I want to stay here forever reviews
Just a little KickTheFire thing I did. Hope you enjoy! please don't read if you don't like slash, or kickthefire.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Danisnotonfire, Kickthepj - Complete
Sexting reviews
MOAR SMUT THAT I CAN'T SEEM TO GET ENOUGH OF LATELY. GAY SMUT DO NOT LIKE? DO NOT READ. Phil was asleep when it happened.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/26/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Punishment reviews
SMUTSMUTSMUTSMUT. DO NOT LIKE SMUT? DO NOT READ! NEKO-BONDAGE GALOUR! Phil has been a bad neko, who refuses punishment, so Dan decides to tie him down, and make him take the punishment, whether he likes it or not. (MAY BE SERIES IN FUTURE!)
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/25/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
The Bet Series reviews
A three part series, where Dan lost a bet with Phil, and Phil got to be in charge for a week. WARNING: KINK, SMUT, TOYS, SLASH. DO NOT LIKE ANY OF THOSE THINGS? THIS IS NOT FOR YOU. NO PLOT. PURE SEX GUYS. SMUTSMUTSMUTTYSMUT.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,785 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil
A Special Birthday Gift reviews
Dan and Phil give a 'special' gift to their best friend Kenzie. WARNING. STRAIGHT SMUT! DO NOT CONTINUE IF YOU DON'T LIKESTRAIGHT SMUT! (Or, poorly written straight smut .-.) This is a birthday gift from Kaz, to an accountless friend! Enjoy.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
YouTube Collection reviews
Just another dumping ground for all my YouTube drabbles onshots and such. Review if you like. :) I do not own any people that I mention. I also do not claim that anything that I write is real. This is FANFICTION guys, not real stories. :) Enjoy! R&R, favourite (if you think it deserves it) and follow (if you want to see more)! (M fo da SMUTZZ XD))
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,541 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire, PewDiePie, ChaoticMonki
Promises that weren't kept-Oneshot- reviews
Just a little angsty, sad oneshot. Tamaki is in a mental institute, living his life asleep when he's awake, and awake when he's asleep.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Things That Happen in Trains reviews
A collection of drabbles and moments (and a few one-shots) for all pairings (mostly wolfstar though, which is Remus/Sirius), centered around the Hogwarts Express.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L.
They Don't Do a Lot of Things reviews
Fred and George don't do a lot of things. They don't miss Percy. They don't care about him. And they certainly don't love him. They hate Percy. Hello, just letting you know that this wasn't written as incest or 'Weasleycest' but you can take it that way if you want.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/22/2013 - George W., Percy W. - Complete
Collection of HP things reviews
Exactly as the title says, HC's, Drabbles and One-Shots. Doing all characters, and taking requests. :)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 10/19/2012
An Unlikely Romance reviews
Kaoru is bored, he picks Tamaki as his companion for the day and things... Develop Kaoru/Tamaki Hikaru/Haruhi Rating may change!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Kaoru H., Tamaki S.
The Revenge Plan reviews
Hinato Yuzuro was the little girl that the Hitachiin twins rejected, and she. Wants. Revenge. Of course, Kyoya figures out from the beginning, will he help? Or will he stop her revenge? Rating may change!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
The Reason He's Jealous
There is a real reason why Tamaki is jealous, and its not because Haruhi is with Hikaru. Drabble! One-sided love.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Tamaki S. - Complete
The First Time
Its the first time Charlie's tasted alcohol. Its also the first time he's tasted Bill. Weasleycest. Rated M for safety
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Charlie W., Bill W. - Complete
A Perfect Parent reviews
Molly Weasley is a good parent, because she let's them go. She doesn't judge. She doesn't tell. She lets them have the love of their lives. Twincest, Prewttcest, and weasleycest is implyed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
In the Changing Rooms reviews
Percy only wanted to play Quidditch in secret, he didn't want to walk in on Fred and George... TWINCEST! WEASLEYCEST! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Percy W., Fred W. - Complete
Broken reviews
Percy always favoured Ron the most, so he guesses that's why he is so torn apart when he sees Ron in a state such as that. Sensitive issues! Rape! Ron/Percy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Ron W., Percy W.
The Fabric of Time reviews
Fred is depressed, George is in a coma and his world's gone to shit. He knows Hermione still has her Time-Turner, but he wants to do a little research before he goes back. He finds a book, and a room which has a giant red hour glass. Rated T at the moment. Eventual Fred/James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Fred W., James P.
The Way To Courting A Malfoy reviews
At the end of her fifth year, Hermione realises she's in love with Draco Malfoy, now she has to fight for him because Pansy Parkinson wants him too. But who will he choose? What will the pairing be? Will there be femslash? Read to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Hermione G., Pansy P.
Jealousy is so sexy on you George
Why is George so jealous? What are his feelings and who are they for? Short first chapter. Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,183 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 10/25/2011 - George W., Ron W.
DLF means Dear Little Friend reviews
Trumpkin feels a little differently about Lucy than she feels about him. One-shot that could be made into a story if I'm talked into it. XD
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Lucy Pevensie, Trumpkin - Complete
Jamie's Wild Adventure With the Twins: Book 1 reviews
Jamie is just another ordinary Witch born into a muggle family, but what happens when her friendship with the Weasley twins goes over the top? Just another OC/Fred or OC/George? There will be lots of swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Fred W., OC
Time to Join the Circus reviews
A Drarry ongoing fanfic. Harry has ran away from the magical world when he meets Jezobel, she takes him to the circus in town. But what will happen when the infamous Draco Malfoy appears? Read to find out, 1 review per chapter to keep it going.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Strategy to Getting the Black Leather Book reviews
The Host Club all have different theories on what is in Kyouya's little black leather book. But Hikaru and Kaoru have a strategy of getting hold of it. Rated T at the moment, may change. Needs at least one review per chapter to keep going.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Kaoru H., Kyōya O.
Puzzle reviews
Near is doing his same old puzzle when Mello cmes for a visit. This is a drabble. No sex, because I want to stay in the T rated section.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Mello, Near - Complete
Chocolate
L doesn't care much for chocolate, but he might care about it a little more when he comes home to find Light covered in it. This is a drabble, there is no sex. Sorry, but its a drabble and I want to stay in the T rated section.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Published: 1/13/2012 - L, Light Y. - Complete
People staring reviews
A short drabble of the pairing Marcus/Oliver. Its my first drabble so please be nice.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Marcus F., Oliver W. - Complete
I'm lucky I'm in love with my best friend Harry reviews
My first song fic. Its a Harry/? song fic. Who is Harry's lover, Hermione or Ron? Find out by reading. Remember to R&R and tell me if this is a good song fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
When I started liking Viktor reviews
Not a one-shot! This will be updated heaps but only if you review I must get at least 1 review each chapter to continue writing it. Ron loves Viktor, he reflects back on the earlier months of his fourth year to find out when he started to love Viktor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Ron W., Viktor K.
Warning: Confusion may be caused when in love reviews
Al and James have a fight. James discovers something that kinda freaks him out.And all in the midst of it all the two brothers are in love with each other. Will they realize that the other loves them too before its too late? Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Albus S. P., James S. P.
Two parts in a whole reviews
One-shot of Fred and George. Warnings: twincest one swear word. Do not read if you do not like. No hate reviews. Also it is very short, may be open to making a fic from after the war with a different couple.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
A Pool of Brown (DISCONTINUED!) reviews
Lucy dreams about this boy, surprise! She starts living with him and his brother Peter, whats with this wardrobe? And why is this so confusing? NO RELATIONS except peter to Ed and Susan to Lucy. Rating may change. (DISCONTINUED because I made this years ago when I like the pairing. ADOPT IF YOU WANT)
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie
Nights in the Prefect's bathroom (DISCONTINUED) reviews
Harry gets close to Cedric at their fourth year and they develop a relationship. Rated M for later chapters. (ADOPT IF YOU WANT)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Cedric D., Harry P.
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