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Joined 10-04-11, id: 3311499, Profile Updated: 09-02-12
Author has written 8 stories for Death Note, Ouran High School Host Club, Kuroshitsuji, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Lol. So, like, hi.

I'm not a complicated person, I'm just an average, everyday idiot who likes to sing, act and write stories.

You can call me Darkie, Leonie or whatever you like! :3

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In Your Eyes by McflyGoonieFaxFan reviews
"Haruhi, There's a baby!" "A WHAT?" The host club, shocked, ran outside fast as Tamaki held her above his head, admiring her, "Oh she's so cute-" he said before his face was greeted with a drizzle of drool. The twins smiled, "We like her already!"
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,798 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Haruhi F.
Alois's Questionnaire by The Sebastian Michaelis reviews
Ask me a question, And Me, being Alois Booty-Shorts Trancy shall answer :P
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,461 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Alois T.
The Bad Touch Trio's Letters To The World by Arsenic Snowflake reviews
When Antonio noticed that everyone else was getting letters, he felt left out and dragged his two idiotic friends into the mix too! Feel free to send your letters to the three perverts. T for Prussia's mouth, might go to M later for other themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 88 - Words: 23,218 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 6/16/2011
Accidents Happen by EpizKage reviews
When Hikaru and Kaoru accidently kiss, their day gets very VERY interesting, and awkward. Sorry about the title, contains Twincest in later chapters! xxx
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,367 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Babysitting A Demon Child by Tailsdoll123 reviews
DISCONTINUED NEWEST CHAPTER-ANNOUNCING POLL RESULTS!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,673 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Pride - Complete
The Secret by Saiyuumi reviews
One-shot. Ludwig feels more for his roommate than another man should. Oh well. Whatever Feliciano doesn't know won't hurt him...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Top 10 Russian Tortures by I Am The Raptor reviews
Have you ever wondered how Russia liked to torture people? Well, these are his top 10 favorite ways to do so!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,199 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Russia - Complete
My Misfit by Zo One reviews
Arthur Kirkland, lead singer of a popular European Alternative band, came to America to charm the nation into his bed. But instead he found himself caught in the web of a disgruntled McDonalds employee. USUKUS; 3shot; AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,811 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
The Final Farewell by Voice4TheMute reviews
Scott caught an unknown disease and it is slowly killing him from the inside. Seeing that this may be their last chance to talk to him, each character will walk into his room and say their final farewell to him.
Scott Pilgrim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,806 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Complete
Our Rights by Hetaliadict reviews
Some countries just don't support homosexuality. Like America. So when he becomes very cruel towards homosexuals, some of the countries leave and announce unexpected things, along with some countries no one saw coming.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,886 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Germany, N. Italy
I Think I Love My Babysitter by Unmasked Tomatoes reviews
Lovino never thought he might like the idea of having a babysitter. M for yaoi, cursing, Toni being his normal pedo self. SpaMano, GerIta. Human Names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,064 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
The Facebook Dialogue by 23.OscarWilde reviews
Take a look at the imaginarium of the Host Club their Facebook community. Endless and pointless dialogues between the members and the occasional intruder.. Intrigues, foul language, e-slang and the required teasing of Tono - We don't shy back for anything
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,618 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Kaoru H., Kyōya O.
Ask fem Romano by Everlasting Faerie Light reviews
Lovina Vargas is answering all your questions! Letters from fellow nations, OCs, made up creatures etc. are accepted! Don't be afraid to ask her anything; I don't believe in censorship ;D.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - S. Italy/Romano
A Rabbit Hearted Girl and a Lion Hearted Boy by ThatBritishWannaBe reviews
"Keep going, I'm sure it's there; the meaning of true love. Dig deeper, get passed the fantasies filled by those creatures, and reach the truth. Don't look back, for it's far too late for regretting your actions."
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Ciel P., Elizabeth M.
DAT ASS by Roxi2Star reviews
France is a perverted bastard whp can't keep his hands to himself. Romano must put a stop to him!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Imprisoned by Gudrin reviews
"He never notices me anymore... He doesn't know what this was doing to me." PruCan. AU. Rated T for a few attempts at suicide and cutting.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,368 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
I'm Gay by Roxi2Star reviews
Lovino comes out to Alfred. Spamano and friendly RoMerica
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/27/2012 - America, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Always by WhatTheFangirl reviews
Sebaciel Fluff One-shot, based off episode 17, season 1's bath scene, NO SMUT I know what you're thinking, fangirls!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Ask the FMA characters by silver neko baka reviews
Oh great! Another one!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,153 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Oh Would You Just Grow Up? by Angel-chan Desu reviews
Britian learns just how grown up his former colony really is. Dub format. USUK. Oneshot. T for swearing only in the end A/Ns.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
I'm Sorry by LonelyHearts2008 reviews
You never know how missed you are until you're gone. Romano Death!Fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2012 - S. Italy/Romano - Complete
HetaOni Quotes by tokidokibaka reviews
Quotes from HetaOni.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Complete
Attempting to Bake by StarbucksEnterprise reviews
America and England decide to make much more than a cake on Christmas Eve. UsUk
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/23/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Envy's WKD Side by EpizKage reviews
It's Envy's birthday, and he gets drunk, which annoys the hell out of Wrath. Summary sucks, plus I didn't really know what to rate it. :3
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Envy, Wrath - Complete
Little Toma Riding Hood by bonsoirgrenouille reviews
Grandmano!Romano, Woodsman!Spain, Wolf!Netherlands, and Riding Hood!Belgium are all having a cracky time in a loose adaptation of the Grimm's Little Red Riding Hood! AU, total crack. T for nipple ejaculation.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Plan B by Demigod10 reviews
a one-shot story of MattXOC, Warning: contains angst and mild sexual reference. "hey matt… what do you plan on doing with your life?" ... "Live fast, die young."
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Matt - Complete
Mom & Dad by MioLawliet reviews
L never really gave light to his experiences at Wammy's House, or what was even going on within it during the Kira Case. Why did Near respect but not like him? Why did Mello end up resenting Near for being first? This is my take on why that is... L/OC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,240 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 10/21/2011 - L
No Better Way by scrambled-eggs-at-midnight reviews
"They twirled around slowly, dusty boots toe-to-toe, while the moon shone brightly and the night waited quietly for the promise of firecrackers in half-an-hour's time." A wedding takes place, and dancing is inevitable. AU, light USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Dude Looks Like A Lady by Adeline-Eveline reviews
When Matt discovers a song that may apply to Mello, hell breaks loose. Crack. T for Mello's excessive cursing and a surprise at the end.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Mello, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo by norsegodchick13 reviews
Matt tries to rap a Mello version of Flo Rida's Low. Too bad Near's there, and going to tell Mello all about it. R&R.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Matt, Mello - Complete
27 seconds by Roxi2Star reviews
How to make Spain jizz in his pants in less than 27 seconds. Nuff said. Title changed from, Spain and the iPad adventure.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Welcome to Facebook by TenshiXXX reviews
Antonio asks Lovino out, Francis and Arthur put an end to their sexual tension, and Alfred finally updates his relationship status when he finds out that his secret relationship wasn't exactly a secret. Contains Spamano, FrUK, RusAm, PruCan, and DAT ASS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,012 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/2/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Dango by stephfarrow94 reviews
Just a Tobi/Dei oneshot where Tobi finds out how Deidara really feels about him. Fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Copy Cat by Ariadne The Alchemist reviews
Oneshot, movie universe. Edward's advice to himself never faltered, even at a time like this. You see, he and Al... Elricest, lemon scented, enjoy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
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Becoming Gilbert Beilschmidt reviews
"I got to live my life twice. It sounds crazy and impossible, I know, but it's true. I was once a full nation... Then I became human." When the Prussian Empire finally reaches it's end, the nation's representative must become a human being in order to still survive. He's given the name Gilbert, and is practically left to himself to find out how he can live in this weaker form.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Prussia
Ask Ryuk reviews
"Go ahead. Ask me something. Seriously, I'm bored out of my MIND, here." Ask the Shinigami anything you like, whether it be Death Note related or not! XD If you value Ryuk's sanity, I would ask him something. :P Rated T- Just in case askers swearrr. ;P
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Ryuk
The Fall of Feliciano Vargas reviews
"I was crying, I knew I was. I couldn't save my own little brother from what was coming to him. His death was the least expected." An Italy Death!Fic, human names, Mafia!Romano, slight GerIta, Spamano and USUK included. Written from Mafia!Romano's P.O.V.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/14/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy - Complete
Bittersweet Comfort reviews
Wrath's reoccurring nightmares are starting to concern the other homunculi. But when Envy comes to see what's going on, Wrath feels safer... WrathXEnvy, Yaoi fluff. Apologies for any OOC-ness, this is my first yaoi fic! :3
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Wrath, Envy - Complete
It Started With A Contract reviews
A short poem based on Ciel's view of Sebastian. Be warned, it's a little CielXSebastian -ish. I hope you enjoy! XD
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
30 Ways To Tell You're Obsessed With OHSHC! reviews
Pretty much self explanatory. XD Review, plz? :3 Rated T- Because it's just the most epic rating there is, DUHH! :D
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Complete
Chocolate, Gaming And Teenage Dreams reviews
Mello, Near and Matt meet Lilith, a new orphan full of secrets. Mystery shrouds her past, but will any of them learn said past? Or will it destroy them in the process? Contains Mild Language and strong violence. Discontinued.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,714 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Mello - Complete
The Blood Red Mind reviews
A short poem based on Beyond Birthday and... just about him, to be honest. xD I LOVE BB! I hope you love this poem as much as I like writing it!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/16/2011 - BB - Complete