samvimes
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Joined 01-23-03, id: 331210
Author has written 33 stories for Discworld, and Harry Potter.
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From the Office of the Patrician by Mercator reviews
Lord Vetinari knows what you've been writing about him. He is not pleased...Ch7! A sweet-tart danger stalks the streets of A-M...
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,363 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/13/2003 - Published: 1/3/2003
Brooms and Balls by Mi reviews
How on earth did Lucius Malfoy get himself on the Slytherin Quidditch team? Find out in this short silliness, featuring Snape, Black and beware Narcissa! Marauder time, sixth year. A spinoff from Dramatis Personae.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/8/2003 - Severus S., Lucius M.
Dramatis Personae by Mi reviews
The Marauders vs. the Slytherins! While everyone else parties happily away on the Yule Ball - Severus Snape, Lucius Malfoy, James Potter and Sirius Black have a hell of a night not being quite themselves. Fun, Love, Mayhem, Confusion!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,747 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/5/2003 - Published: 3/16/2003 - Severus S., Sirius B.
Mine by cherrycola69 reviews
H/D After Draco has a conversation with Harry he decides that some risks are worth taking in the name of love - no matter what the consequences **COMPLETE** **SEQUEL UP**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,095 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/30/2003 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Go Fetch by JWWells reviews
In Uberwald, they say that to see a Double-Shade is to see the face of Death. In Lancre, they say that a doomed soul may see an image of himself in the night - a Fetch. Havelock Vetinari - meet Havelock Vetinari.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,328 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/21/2003 - Published: 3/19/2003 - Vetinari
The Needle by qwanderer reviews
Something I did for a college class; PG13 for reference to drug use
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/18/2003
Faith, Hope and Love by sunny-historian reviews
What was Sybil thinking before Vimes turned up that day in Guards! Guards!? Songfic to Queen's Somebody to Love, formerly 'And Yet These Three...' (PG-13 for /dragons/ mating)
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/23/2003
Living Arrangements by afrai reviews
Everyone is human, even when they aren't.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,081 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/22/2003 - Complete
The Death of a Duke by Canis Vimes reviews
Vimes is murdered, but death is confused as to why he isn't technically dead. *FINALLY chapter FIVE.* V. sorry I've taken so long, to those of you who care!
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,918 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/17/2003 - Published: 1/4/2003
Mad Moon by Casira reviews
Presumed headline in the A-M Times: Werewolf's Boyfriend Walks On Moon; Angst Ensues. My take on Angua's reaction to the events of The Last Hero....
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,864 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2003
The Black Knight by Mercator reviews
Poor Vetinari. It was supposed to be a simple chess game. But wizards are such sore losers. ***FINISHED***
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,901 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/25/2003 - Published: 1/15/2003
Running by CheeseRelatedIncident reviews
A short,speculative look at Rincewind's time in the dungeon dimensions
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/16/2003
Employment by Makou reviews
Shortly after that ugly business with the Octavo, Rincewind finds himself in The Mended Drum feeling sorry for himself. He isn't the only one.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/5/2003
Stealing The Kiss by Lunar1 reviews
How did Sam Vimes and Sybil Ramkin ever manage to have a relationship? I attempt to answer this burning question in the first of a series...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/1/2003
Not Over Yet by sunny-historian reviews
Done for English -- like 'em all! The morning after Hallowe'en, and Scout wakes up...
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2003
Vetinari Snapshots by sunny-historian reviews
I've invented some little events of Vetinari's life that might make sense. The do improve as you go on!
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/22/2002
Biscuits by HannahEccles reviews
Quite a short fic. involving Havelock Vetinari and a packet of Jammy Dodgers (Warning: OOC)
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/4/2002
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The Philosophy of Romance reviews
A watch officer and a journalist in love? Oh dear, oh dear...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2003
Anywhere But Here reviews
Severus Snape runs into an old student in an unlikely place, and tells some uncomfortable truths to the Boy Who Ran Away.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
Real reviews
Captain Sam Vimes is tired, hung over, and can't remember what he did the night before. And what's that bandage doing on his arm...?
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/20/2003
The Patrician's Papers reviews
Vetinari's secret writings, Margolotta loose in Ankh-Morpork, and Drumknott considering a career change.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/9/2003 - Published: 4/21/2003 - Complete
Home reviews
When Remus Lupin breaks into a room in the Leaky Cauldron, he runs into Severus Snape, a moral dilemma, and a lot of trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/29/2003 - Severus S., Remus L.
Defender of the Crown reviews
A death in Psuedopolis, a messenger to Ankh-Morpork, and an offer Sam Vimes can neither refuse nor accept...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,078 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2003 - Complete
The Children reviews
After the war, we gather to remember. And none of us escape unscathed, least of all Draco Malfoy...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,831 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M.
The New Verse reviews
There's a new verse to an old song about the Patrician, and Vimes isn't happy about it...
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2003
Dinner at Sarnoff's reviews
Sybil's got something on her mind.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/29/2003
Either Way reviews
The fire in Ankh-Morpork is nearly out; from the foothills, Vimes and Vetinari contemplate the city.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 41 - Published: 3/25/2003
In The Blood reviews
An accident in Uberwald finally catches up with Vimes. Werewolves! Physicists! Crosswords! Nakedness! Dr. Sluice!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,605 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/21/2003 - Published: 3/12/2003 - Complete
You Can't Kick A Troll In The Rocks reviews
It's got a beat and you can dance to it. Well, not really, but that's as accurate as anything else.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/9/2003
The Piecemaker reviews
A Commander's Inspection, a troll's invention, and a Patrician in the right place at the right time...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Complete
Owed reviews
Rosie made a promise to John Keel about young Sam Vimes, and got her reward...but not in a way either of them expected.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2003
We Didn't Buy The Hardback reviews
A history of Discworld in filk.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/2/2003
A Room Vith A View reviews
The story of Vetinari's tour on the Grand Sneer, and a very memorable vampire.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,653 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 20 - Updated: 3/1/2003 - Published: 2/22/2003 - Complete
The Great Morporkian Pastime reviews
The City Watch and the University go up against each other in the Discworld's first-ever baseball game...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,401 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2003
Cold Snap reviews
Keeping warm on a chilly night.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/19/2003
Schoolboy reviews
What do you do when a sixteen-year-old boy throws away a good education for a life in the Watch?
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/16/2003
Patterns reviews
Vimes faces up to some interesting truths about the Watch.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,393 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2003
The Policeman's Ball reviews
Carrot's latest attempt at community outreach goes awry when he's attacked, and now Vimes has to answer the question -- who wants Captain Carrot dead?
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,604 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 2/11/2003 - Published: 2/10/2003
Homecoming reviews
Sequel to 'Some Buggers'. There's a surprise in store for the widow Vimes...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2003
Transformations reviews
A little 'what if' based on Men at Arms, and the consequences of taking on new recruits...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,186 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/6/2003
The Sixpence Opera reviews
Watchmen and Rogues! Lords, Ladies, Diurse Alarums, and Nobby in a dress. Just the notes for an imaginary musical.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,998 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/6/2003 - Published: 1/30/2003
Bloodline reviews
A little background into the family Vimes, I suppose you could call it. Night Watch spoilers.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2003
Some Buggers reviews
Sam Vimes knows something nobody else is willing to believe...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/2/2003
Curtains reviews
Dinner at Harga's and a burning question on Vimes' mind...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/1/2003
Dame Rumour reviews
(FINISHED!) News from Genua puts Vimes on the scent of Vetinari's unfinished wedding plans...so just who is Marisia Gumboni?
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,364 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/29/2003 - Published: 1/25/2003
The Proposal reviews
Sam Vimes really isn't very good at being romantic...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2003
Glue and Balsa reviews
The tall tale of how Leonard da Quirm "vanished", and why Vetinari didn't destroy the gonne.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/27/2003
The Birthday Present reviews
Havelock Vetinari, previous to becoming Patrician, makes the wisest purchase of his life.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2003
The Fire reviews
Constable Vimes' view of the Great Ankh-Morpork Fire set at the beginning of The Colour Of Magic.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,482 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/25/2003
The Carving Lesson reviews
Lance-Constable Vimes is badly surprised during a visit to Small Gods' Graveyard...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Published: 1/23/2003
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