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Joined 10-04-11, id: 3312582, Profile Updated: 02-01-14
Author has written 6 stories for Legend of Zelda, Pokémon, Fairy Tail, and Homestuck.

sup names jeyden and i write sometimes

i rarely update shit because i'm a social reject with the attention span of a nat.

my main fandom as of like, a year ago is homestuck. please don't talk to me about my older fics unless you want to see me cry.

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Forever and Always by Funeral.Bell reviews
AU/Mind reader!Green. "Oh yeah? Fifty bucks," Gold challenged, absently wiggling the spork between his thumb and forefinger, amber eyes briefly surveying the vacant lunchroom. "Fifty bucks to get that guy over there to like you. What was his name…? Red?" —Originalshipping
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,006 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Red, Blue O./Green O. (male)
What You May Stumble Upon by MapleSnowchunks reviews
Shion is driving home from his humiliating work, when someone steps out in front of him. Thinking he murdered the man, Shion takes him back to his apartment, only to find the stranger some harassing, sarcastic, jerk named Nezumi.
No. 6 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 100,596 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Shion, Nezumi/Rat
Somthing Wicked This Way ComesCandy Monster by TotallyCapriciousFaygoFag reviews
John's dad leaves for some kind of business trip leaving John and his dear cousin alone.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,718 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - John E., Jake E.
Anal Crossing by thefulltimeinternethobo reviews
PLease please pplease do not read. Avert your eyes children. do not read if under 116 very inapppropriate
Animal Crossing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Kapp'n, Tom Nook - Complete
Take A Chance by kibas reviews
When Kankri decide he wants to quit being a celibate, will Cronus be the first one to make a move, or will he just end up failing. A Cronkri fic. I feel like there needed to be some more of these on here.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Cronus A., Kankri V.
Prince of my Heart by Sanadachi reviews
With John suffering from extreme nightmares, how will his stay with the Striders be? No. John is a man, and he can take care of himself, can't he?
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,832 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 8/18/2012 - John E., Dirk S.
Take My Breath Away by Kaida Daygona reviews
John finds himself in a new school where the only attention he gets is from bullies. After a particularly bad time with them, Jake finds him and befriends him. this is based on zeborah's drawings who can be found on tumblr of their highschool au
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,153 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 4/20/2012 - John E., Jake E.
WRECK by strangelyLIGHT reviews
Gamzee Makara thought he would be able to keep himself in line, but that wasn't the case at all. He never wanted to hurt anyone... Especially him. WARNING! THIS IS A SEQUEL OF THE STORY "LOUSY" Rated Mature of drugs, violence, language, and hot homo action. Human/HighschoolStuck. NEXT UPDATE: THIS FRIDAY! I promise... u v u
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,193 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N.
The Mating Life Of Bees by accountasdeadasmyhsphase reviews
"When Sollux finds that he's lost the one thing his life revolves around, he turns to his room mate and best friend, Karkat, for help." (What is good description. This will contain smut, so be warned. I'll try and update as much as possible. I love reviews so feel free to leave one with your opinion on things.)
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,047 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Sollux C., Karkat V.
At Your Service by SirJoshizzle reviews
Jake balanced two serving platters, each in one hand: one with their drinks, and another with Dave's nachos and a stack of plates and silverware. The older brunet took notice of John's eyes on him, and he just winked at him with a lopsided, toothy grin. John just managed to smile back before looking down to his lap and rubbing his suddenly warm cheeks. AU, Jake x John, Oneshot.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Jake E., John E. - Complete
What Lies Beyond Ever Grande by Chayin reviews
Steven Stone spent his entire life striving to meet his father's expectations, while maintaining his position as Champion and keeping his hobbies in his tact at the same time. What will happen to him when his path is crossed with a new lively trainer?
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,487 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Steven S./Daigo, Brendan/Yūki - Complete
LOUSY by strangelyLIGHT reviews
Tavros Nitram has just had the worst week of his life. He returns to school, afraid of what his classmates may think of his current... state. Maybe things will turn around for him? AU, Highschool!stuck, Rated M for language, drug use, violence & hot gay action *NOTE: I'M BAD AT EDITING/UPDATING. SO BAD* Next update: SEQUEL IS UP! CHECK OUT MY STORY 'WRECK!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,608 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
Creeper by Stitchpunk-Bloodwolf reviews
Someone's watching...
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
Midori to Akai Connection by philippinesea reviews
Satoshi "Ash" Ketchum has a pretty ordinary life until he unknowingly switches phones with Shigeru "Gary" Oak. How will he survive? Being caught up in something you don't want isn't easy! AU. ShiShi. Clear summary on the inside of the story.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,862 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru
That's What You Get by MyCurrentObsession reviews
When 24 year-olds Gold and Silver end up having a drunken one-night stand, they leave thinking that they'll never meet each other again. When they are once again brought together under the pretense that they should be friends, what are they to do?
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,782 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Silver/Rival
a thousand years by venusianeye reviews
Help him, Jake English: you're his only hope.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,851 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Jake E., Dirk S. - Complete
Find A Temple, Build A Temple by eggjam reviews
"This is how it's supposed to be, heaven or no."
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 33,558 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Jake E., Dirk S. - Complete
I'm Glasses by Alpha-Starr reviews
Unfortunately for all involved, AR likes Jake just as much as his creator does. But then again, glasses define attraction differently. AR/Jake English, AR/Jake's Glasses, Jake English/Dirk Strider, glasses-on-glasses cybersmut
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
In The Meantime by iDevalu reviews
A classic game of Truth or Dare. Rated T for language, and...stuff.
07-Ghost - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,154 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Frau, Teito K.
You're In Luck by HaruhixHikaru Love reviews
Ruby's hosting a weekend getaway at his beach house in Hoenn. Among the guests are Gold and Silver, and as Gold watches Silver try to integrate himself with the rest of society, strange feelings start to bubble away inside.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,450 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Silver/Rival
A Precious Christmas by Rukia-K1 reviews
Silver and Gold are trapped in a cave and Silver gets fed up with Gold which leads to some...unexpected things...however things become better and the next day...Gold becomes the happiest of all. Yeah sucky summary.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Silver/Rival, Gold/Ethan/Hibiki
The Oak and the Stranger by tandra88 reviews
Poetry Bug. Secret online love. Rivals in real life. Too bad they don't know it's each other.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,636 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru
Obstacle by phz reviews
Gameverse. Who knew his crush's first Pokemon would be the one to disrupt Green's way to achieve his goal. Multiple times at that. OriginalShipping. Green/Red.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Red, Blue O./Green O. (male) - Complete
vioxshadow oneshot by shadowrinku reviews
A quick oneshot of vioxshadow, so yes it is a bit rushed. Ahh, this was also my first time writing as them so they may go a little ooc. Note: I wrote this from 1:00 am-6:00 am so yes it's not my best work. there is crappy gay sex ok
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shadow Link, Vio - Complete
My Demons by Creekluver777 reviews
When Red is rejected by Green by confessing his love, Red is heartbroken. But the nightmare's just beginning when Red turns into something terrifying...Rated M for language, non-con, gore. Originalshipping Red/Green
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,475 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Red, Green/Blue (unspecified) - Complete
Gay Chicken and all the girls lose by Hope Calaris reviews
Peter and Jared really are the Kings of Gay Chicken.
Franklin & Bash - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2011 - J. Franklin, P. Bash - Complete
Small by Mystery Reviewer reviews
The fact is that Jared is tiny. And it turns Peter on. M/M PWP
Franklin & Bash - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/11/2011 - J. Franklin, P. Bash - Complete
The Makings of a Decent Man by Ruyu-san reviews
When it comes right down to it, Jared Franklin isn't all that great. But when you add Peter Bash to the mix - then, yeah, maybe he is a pretty decent guy. M/M, slash, one-shot, complete.
Franklin & Bash - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2011 - J. Franklin, P. Bash - Complete
I Will Not Admit by mailiflower reviews
Ash is struggling with the fact that his old rival,Gary is in love with him, and continually rejects him and his motives. But just how long can he keep up the charade? Palletshipping Gary/Ash Rated T...for now.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,848 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru
Submerged by nyahxneko reviews
Falling in love with Red was the stupidest thing he had ever done so this time, Green disappears. No one will miss him anyway. RED&GREEN, game-verse; originalshipping
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Red, Blue O./Green O. (male) - Complete
Morning Rush by Windsong reviews
Red/Green- originalshipping. Red wrecks a kid's day, amusing Green in the process.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Red, Green/Blue (unspecified) - Complete
Don't I know you? by YamiSlaughtersXD reviews
Gold thinks he's so smart and a master of disguise, but someone recognizes him.One-shot Yaoi Preciousmetalshipping
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Silver/Rival - Complete
Just Another Minute by CopperSunsetx reviews
"Just another minute, I...like this." PreciousmetalShipping, Silver X Gold, Rated M for later chapters.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,570 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Silver/Rival, Gold/Ethan/Hibiki - Complete
Beyond Expectations by Funeral.Bell reviews
Who knew a gift Sapphire gave Ruby as a joke would have served him the start of most interesting birthday present ever? —Tensaishipping.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,778 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Ruby, Steven S./Daigo - Complete
The Only Exception by Aly-lei reviews
Even if Ruby never believes in love, he's decided. Steven Stone is his only exception. WARNING: rated M for a reason
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Steven S./Daigo, Ruby - Complete
Cornered by Zombiegait reviews
Gold/Silver. Silver finds Gold at the radio tower, and does not seem to care for his new outfit.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Silver/Rival - Complete
funny romantic beginning by savich reviews
Ash is force to a slumber party dresded as a girl, a surprising presence of Gary Oak messes with the plans
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,926 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
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Shota Keeper reviews
Just a short drabble I did for my own amusement. Mostly rated T because Dave okay. Dave was given a special job for his life. Dave Strider is the Shota Keeper, keeping evil at bay.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2013 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Ten reviews
You slow time down around the two of you. You don't want to lose him so soon, not yet. You're not ready. You know that monster knows. He could easily make sure it'd be as fast as the other's, but this is suffering in its own sense, so he allows it. And you pull John in closer. He's still counting with you, and time ticks by. -This is short sadstuck with major character deaths.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2013 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Forever Yours reviews
So what happens when Dave and John confess to one another, Dave soon moving in with said John, and the two of them starting with a new relationship? They mess with the pizza guy, become the touchy-feely couple, and decide to mess with John's homophobic neighbors. Rated T for language at the moment, probably gonna change at some point. Probably. Sugoi.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - John E., Dave S.
Below Average reviews
Gray has a heart-to-heart with Natsu about a LITTLE problem of his. With horrible pun in the summary, this is a crack fic with hinted GrayxJuvia and swearing. If decided, I will change the rating. Oneshot!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Gray F., Natsu D. - Complete
Misconception reviews
Karane overhears a conversation of Pipit's and Link's and decides to investigate. KaranexPipit, KaranexCawlin, LinkxPipit. YAOI. You have been warned. Enjoy. c8
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,583 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Link, Pipit
Two Dittos reviews
What happens when Gary is Donkey Kong, Ash is Princess Peach, and Misty is a cow? Lemony and yaoi-filled goodness involving pomegranates and Dittos. Yes, this is yaoi. Yes, this is a lemon. Yes, you can read, but you cannot hate. GaryxAsh.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete