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Joined 01-24-03, id: 331437
Author has written 30 stories for Stargate: SG-1, and CSI.
I'm a Stargate fan who lives vicariously through Sam and Jack, so pretty much all my stories are ship.

I have a new website, thanks to Jojo, but it's still under construction so please bear with me (her) whilst I (she) put my stories on there!

Oh, and I've finally discovered the wonders of CSI and now pine for Grissom and Sara. Oh the angst...

Message for reviewers: I'm Sorry!!!

I know I'm taking ages, but I've been without a PC for over a month! I have one now and I promise to finish both my Stargate story and my CSI epic as soon as possible.

Sorry again.

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The Barista by dietcokechic reviews
COMPLETED Standalone vignettes of life as seen through the eyes of Daniel’s barista. One of the longest works in progress WIP in Stargate fandom is now done! Seasons 1 thru 5
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 146,521 - Reviews: 1660 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/1/2005 - Published: 12/9/2002 - D. Jackson - Complete
Imbroglio by dietcokechic reviews
Ever wanted to buy something really bad? Ever try to do it after getting attacked by aliens? Chapter 14 and 15-Finale!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,340 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/6/2004 - Published: 12/27/2002
Magnetic Enterprises by urdreamkeeper reviews
Magnets! Magnets I say! (why not, that's Jack's explanation for everything?)IT's done! to anyone who has even read a little of this story, it's finally finished! let me know what you think! thanks heaps for reading!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,377 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/1/2003 - Published: 6/3/2003
Old Bones by Sheryl Nantus reviews
Jack ponders mortality... and stuff...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/4/2003 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Ad Infinitum by Jojo6 reviews
S/J. Sam would much rather be playing Solitaire. PG-13. Season 7 *just spoilers for the big Season 7 spoiler*
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2003
Dark Serendipity by magicsunbeam reviews
Fate plays a mojor part, as Jack and Sam return from a funeral.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,992 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/6/2003
Two in One by Jojo6 reviews
Heh. Shameless defense pod fic. S/J.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,020 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Published: 1/1/2003
Breakfast at Jack's by sharim reviews
Jack has a bad morning. SJ
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2002 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
A Thing by Jojo6 reviews
Jack unintentionally meets part of the family Sam would rather he not have.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,383 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/10/2002 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Proclivities by dietcokechic reviews
When is a pair of pants NOT a pair of pants? **This is for all those who are thinking i can ONLY write angst.**
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Published: 9/24/2002
Toasting the Plant by Kate Anderson reviews
Sam does some drinkin' and some thinkin'
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/16/2002 - S. Carter
The Cliche Series by Kate Anderson reviews
You know those fanfic scenarios that are overused? Well here they are!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,926 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/16/2002 - Published: 2/13/2002
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Fame and Fortune Cookies reviews
When is a date not a date? When you have to hide in the bathroom... Chapter Two up
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,227 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/10/2004 - Published: 11/26/2003 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Chasing Rabbits reviews
Sara decides to chase two rabbits at once. This is a WIP and it's GS. chapter 5 up
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,568 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/21/2003 - Published: 10/1/2003
Procrastination reviews
Okay, to be honest - it's just blatant ship. No real storyline. I did try, but I got bored. Sorry. Finally Complete! YAY!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,034 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/1/2003 - Published: 2/11/2003 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Scenarios reviews
Just a few 'What If's...'
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/30/2003 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Threnody for the Heart reviews
When do you know you've reached your limit?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2003 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Frontiers reviews
Heaven Knows No Frontiers, And I've Seen Heaven In Your Eyes.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/19/2003 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Remote Possibility reviews
Pre-Unnatural Selection Nonsense! J/S as ever, but *So* not my idea...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2003 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
The Arms of Orion reviews
Sam and Jack are captured by a Goa'uld, causing Teal'c to suffer a crisis of confidence and conscience.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,745 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2003 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Finding Lucidity reviews
My take on the 'Sam gets drunk and embarrasses herself in front of Jack' story.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,701 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2003 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Just A Kiss reviews
It's a kissing story. The story I swore I'd never write...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2003 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Supermodel reviews
Sam gets mistaken for Kate Moss.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/1/2003 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Theoretically reviews
Linked with 'Perfect'. Sam's being watched during a debriefing. The second POV as promised.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2003 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
So reviews
Sam's thoughts and actions whilst undressing Jack. Written to cheer someone up!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2003 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Perfect reviews
It's about breasts. Sam's to be specific. Blatant Jack-letch fic.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2003 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Immodest Proposal reviews
Just because I didn't like Colonel Ronson. A little Sam & Jack. *Spoilers for Season Six.*
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/8/2003 - S. Carter
Accepted reviews
Jack muses over Sam and the staff of the SGC in general. Warm n' fuzzy. Oh, and shippy.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/13/2003 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Into That Good Night reviews
Something's out there - watching, waiting to strike. *Complete*
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,900 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/5/2003 - Published: 1/30/2003 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Choices We Make reviews
A variant on a tangent theme. Shippy by proxy.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1/30/2003 - D. Jackson
Cloud My Thoughts reviews
Sam's thoughts whilst drugged. Set during Point Of No Return.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2003 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
At The End reviews
Jack's thoughts when he shoots Sam in Entity. Bit short and non-linear - but then thoughts usually are.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2003 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Closer reviews
Sam can't sleep. This is the first story I ever wrote, it's been re-edited and reformatted. Serious shippiness.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/26/2003 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
When Angels Deserve To Die reviews
Teal'c's thoughts after Sho'nac dies. Very short and kinda sad, but I think it's one of my better works. Please r/r.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/25/2003 - Teal'c
Perchance To Dream reviews
Sam's having raunchy dreams. Mild sexual situations & a little bit of dodgy language. Someone stop the shippiness!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2003 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
To Every Season reviews
Jack has an epiphany. Quite angsty, this one.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/24/2003 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Suffering In Silence reviews
Linked with 'The Cynic'. The date from Sam's perspective. More attempts at humour. Again, sorry about that. Blame the Caffeine - I do..
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/24/2003 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
The Cynic reviews
Sam's on a date and Jack's pining. Linked with 'Suffering in Silence'. Desperate attempt at humour here...sorry.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/24/2003 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
The Memory Remains reviews
Just jumping on the 'Paradise Lost' bandwagon...Okay, so I'm a shipper. Sue me.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2003 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
MRE's reviews
Sam and Jack talk. Sequel to Red Wine. Final part in trilogy.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/24/2003 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Red Wine reviews
Daniel talks to Sam about her feelings for Jack. Sequel to 'Spaghetti'.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/24/2003 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Spaghetti reviews
Trying to get Jack to talk is like getting blood out of a stone.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/24/2003 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
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