Author has written 47 stories for X-Men, Harry Potter, Spider-Man, Naruto, Danny Phantom, Transformers/Beast Wars, Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's, Batman, Inuyasha, Batman, Fairy Tail, Slugterra, Batman Beyond, Soul Eater, Flame of Recca, Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, Doctor Who, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, and Ouran High School Host Club.
-A confused college student is standing in the middle of a sunny field, rimmed by trees and separated by a small brook- Where the heck am I...?
Oh, right. Hello, my imagination verse.
"And hello to you too, you cutie-"
The curly-haired girl is abruptly being groped by an all-too-familliar redhead on her ass. It's Spirit from Soul Eater, cuddling up in the utterly perverted but strangely hot way only he can.
"Wh-what are YOU doing here?! This is my imagination verse!"
"I don't know who you are, but release me!"
The authoress looks to the left and sees a fairly disgruntled looking Tuxedo Mask, rumpled from his trip into her imagination land. She abruptly squeals.
"Ah, ah, Darian!! Wh-what are you doing here?! You're supposed to be with Serena!"
"How did you know that?!"
"And I'm supposed to be with Maka on a mission! So not cool to interrupt it..."
A squeaky noise escapes the brunette female upon seeing a red-eyed, white haired Death Scythe.
"S-soul Evans! Oh my God... Oh my Ra... Oh fucking Death... Eeee..."
She's staring at the new male when Spirit is abruptly detached from her backside and thrown across the brook. She turns, frazzled already, and comes face-to-face with the man of her dreams from middle school and onward, the one who had started her obsession with gorgeous brooding males: Batman.
"Are you hurt?" When he actually touches her, BATMAN touches her, all the authoress can do is mewl in reply, wide-eyed. Reeling backward, she is caught in a pair of strong male arms with distinctive smell of explosives and chili powder.
"Hey, cher, you know where we ah? One moment we were fightin' Magneto, the next minute we end up here with a beauty like you..."
The Cajun accent of one Remy Le Beau, aka Gambit, nearly makes the college student's knees melt. Attempting to regain her wits, she wiggles loose stammering, "Y-you're all in my head..."
She stumbles forward only to run into another chest. This one smells of cigars, whiskey, and wild. The chest is also attractively hairy. A gravelly rumble hit her ears, "Bub, you're scaring the girl... She may be out only ticket outta here."
All males in the vicinity winced at the high pitched squeal, but the female is still reeling from so many of her favorite attractive males in the room. Panting heavily, she reeled away from Wolverine's chest only to land on the leather shoes of another male. Looking up, she recognized a bemused Yugi looking sort of down at her and Atem-Yami-Pharoah- Yami looking down at her, both with adorable puzzled expressions. Looking to her left side, she could see none other than Seto Kaiba inspecting both Yusei Fudo and Jack Atlas. Crow Hogan was looking around nearby, and Joey Wheeler was currently hitting it off with an older Naruto. Jiraiya stood near Naruto, no doubt worried about Tsunade and looking for her. With just one glance, the brunette female- the only female in the room at this point- was starting to get overloaded. So many hot guys in the same space was overpowering...
She looked to her right, after scrambling off Yugi's shoes. She could barely breathe upon seeing an irate Ciel Phantomhive demanding to know what happened of Sebastien Michealis. It only got worse seeing Recca Hanabishi from Flame of Recca hitting it off with Natsu from Fairy Tail and a befuddled but kinda happy Ron Stoppable.
"Such a cute fest, those three," the authoress mumbled upon seeing the trio, moaning in glee when her favorite Ice Mage stripper joined them along with Laxus. By now, her heartrate was going abnormally fast. It only went up a notch upon seeing the male members of the One Piece crew wandering out of the forest, Luffy complaining about food and Zoro and Sanji going at a full blown spat on who's fault this was. Whimpers were escaping her by the time she saw the silver-haired pervert-ninja sensei of Naruto, along with the scar-nosed brunette male come from the trees. This completed her Naruto Sensei obsession, which was making her nearly foam at the mouth with need to make Iruka and Kakashi kiss.
But the male that juuuust took the cake took a moment to notice. He hung back at the edge of the forest, intently inspecting the rest of the motley crew. When the authoress' eyes drifted this way in hopes of relief from the wonderful but breathtaking (literally) assemblage of her all-time hottest males list, she got no relief. Instead, she screamed aloud with crazed fangirl glee upon seeing him.
HIM. The mad scientist she had been afraid of at first, but come to love DEEPLY. To the point she would do this.
After the blood-curdling scream of fangirling delight, the males looked over and found that the girl had passed out completely. She was splayed on the ground, arms and legs in strange directions and eyes that usually only belonged on a fainted Pokemon from the anime.
A wall of various female OCs surround their authoress.
Phoenix Suzuka, a redhead with brown eyes, long legs, and toned body groused, "Damn, she passed out again..."
"She didn't even see Guy," Chrystal Yuki commented. Tucking her winter sunlight blonde hair back over her shoulders, she made a cold compress for her overheated authoress, ice blue eyes compassionate as she laid it down. This relieved some of the heat, but the ice melted all too quickly.
"Or Orochimaru," Chrystal's fraternal twin, Blaire, commented, "Who is STILL mine." The curly haired, summer-sun blonde sat next to her authoress and started to poke at her with a peach skinned finger. She smirked when her creator moaned, twitching at the poking.
"Quit that, Blaire. She doesn't need to be bothered recovering," Mai scolded, the young Uchiha scowling at the older woman. Blaire tugged Mai's black braid, which promptly started a fight between the two hot-headed females. A white haired woman with grey eyes managed to kick them both into the brook, which only escalated the fight but got it away from their creator.
"She didn't see Sai either, or Gaara," a teenage female with caramel colored skin commented lazily, pink hair covering her abnormal eye. "That doesn't mean she won't faint later upon seeing them. Our authoress is soooo boy crazy..."
"Is she really okay, though?" Bunny Awai's blue eyes looked down worriedly at her authoress, soft white hair brushing her chin in the modest cut. The other white haired woman prowled over, patting Bunny's shoulder, "Calm down Bun. She'll be fine. Just an overload of testosterone-laden males."
Bunny just hugged her alternate personality, while Wendy patted her head looking a little bit annoyed with the whole business. A much-revamped half-ghost with ice powers helped Chrystal with the ice pack, saying, "Why didn't she include Vlad in this? I thought she liked the whole bad boy thing..."
"Ella, I think she's had enough... It would have made it worse if there were yaoi couples present, remember?" A sensible-looking redhead with Japanese office wear on spoke up. "Even so... Don't know WHAT I'm doing here..."
"I think it's to balance things out a little, Jeanne," Kiara Kaiba (nee Walters) answered, sighing. The Blue Eyes incarnation also plopped beside her still not conscious author, lounging a bit.
A girl with hair red as blood and eyes brown as chestnuts sighed, "Probably, but I should be getting back to my brother..." Merida from Adventure Time fidgeted from foot to foot, getting antsy.
"And that would be all we have room for," a gentle voice interrupted, "Gomenasai, we're going to have to close this. Our authoress has had just about enough of the fanservice tonight... That's all for now." Tsubaki from Soul Eater waves, and the screen goes black.
I wanted to do it, so I did.
Anyways... Now that I got that out of my system. Here's some things you need to know about me
I'm middling height, and have long curly brown hair. Yes, I'm a girl, not a "Boy Named Sue" type (points in their favor to whoever guesses the reference I just made). I wear glasses, and that's all you'll get on physical stuff.
Mentally, I'm ALOT more complex.
My favorite anime/mangas: Naruto, XXXHolic, all YuGiOh series (particularly 5Ds, original and sort of Zexal), Fairy Tail, Inuyasha, Hetalia (all versions), Earl and Fairy, Kaichou wa Maid-sama, Ranma 1/2, Flame of Recca, Shakugan No Shanna, Soul Eater (first post went very well in that fandom), Black Butler (Kuroshitsuji and both seasons), Kamisama Kise, Seikon No Qwaser (I AM STRAIGHT, I LIKE GUYS), Ouran High School Host Club (can't believe I didn't post this sooner), Avatar (if it is an anime, just not a fan of the actual fanfics), Buso Renkin ("I'll splatter your guts!" Tokiko rocks!) and many, many others that I can't name off the top of my head.
My favorite books: Closest to that would be Harry Potter, but it's very hard for me to meet a book I don't like.
Favorite genre (reading and writing): ROMANCE! *sighs happily, longingly* Second favorite would be mystery. That one is harder to write though.
Favorite Hobbies: Cooking, swimming, basketball, writing, and biggest of all... READING!!!! Anything that crosses my path, as long as it has print I'll give it a try.
Love Interest: None. As of more than a few months ago- as of the New Year, I'm not sure- I'm (Not quite so anymore) bitterly single... Is it weird that I have more sympathy for my favorite writing couples like this?
Star/Sun Sign: A Cancer. I can get a little looney toons without some good feedback or just talking to people and having them hear me in general. Without human (or cyber) contact, I go a little batty... PLEASE leave me those reviews!
I also am VERY particular about the English language... Wouldn't you be if you had to listen to your favorite language being mangled every freaking day by ignorant school kids?
Favorite Cartoons: Slug Terra, Danny Phantom, Lilo and Stitch, Kim Possible, Phineas and Ferb, (NEW ADDITION) Adventure Time
Favorite TV shows: Bones, NCIS, Reba
Favorite Site of All Time: FANFICTION. NET!
Favorite pairings (several fandoms and straight or homosexual):
Jiraiya and Tsunade are forever. End of story. WOOT. OTP for Naruto.
Soul and Maka. They just HAVE to be closer than brother and sister! Too sweet to not be!
Franken Stein and Marie Mjiolnir (fuss at me if I haven't spelled that right). I love redemption stories :)
Harry and Ginny are SO AWESOME! They're meant to be!
Recca and Yanagi.
Doumeki and Watanuki X3 I don't normally approve of enemy shipping, but I think Doumeki likes Watanuki anyways.
Stein and Spirit. I know I said I supported Stein and Marie, but I LOVE these two in a well written yaoi.
Zoro and Sanji.
Zoro, Sanji, Luffy.
Zoro and Robin, maybe.
Kami and Spirit. Bash me if you want to, but this pairing relates to me personally and I can't stop holding out hope for it. Even if the manga's ended. TwT
Yusei and Akiza! WORD!
Carly Nagisa and Jack Atlas!
Natsu and Lucy :D
Ron and Hermione
Simon and Betty
Ron Stoppable and Kim Possible
FioLee (otherwise known as Fionna and Marshall Lee)
Germany and Italy
Earl and Fairy
Domon and Fuko :') Sucker for childhood love!
Ciel and Sebastien (couldn't write it, love when it's written well)
Whew, that was ALOT. Anyways, that isn't even all the pairings I ship. If you're curious, PM me. If you've read this long, look at the notes below.
Hi! I've gotten a taste for Adventure Time stories lately, so I might work on some Adventure Time Stories... That is, if I have the time. I also have the headcanon that the Ice Queen and Marshall Lee are like Marcy and Simon- no matter what the flipping authoress says. This is fanfiction. I believe that, you deal with it. Like minded people, HOORAY and PM me please. You'll find a new friend.
Those who don't like my views. You've been warned, so go away if you can't deal with it. Okay? Hope that didn't come off too rude... 8/27/13
IGNORE THIS RANT IF YOU DON'T LIKE RANTINGS OF A PISSED AUTHOR
ARRRRGH! CRITICS! WHY THE HECK IS PLAY FORMAT NOT ALLOWED ON THIS SITE! AAAAARRRGH! I HATE CRITICS, not going to name names, but ARRRGH! I don't want to ever, ever, ever, run across one again! They're reviews just rub me the WRONG way! *exhales long and loud* boy, that was a short rant... But oh well. PM me if you want to see what story critics have crushed and ripped to pieces lately.
NOTE: Fragile Butterfly had to be taken down. To be blunt, I was wrong to put it up in the first place. I made a promise to a friend and broke it. I'm not proud of doing it, but I will finally rectify this. Hopefully my friend will find it in her heart to forgive me- despite the trouble I've put her through and all the frustration. If not, well, it was my own stinkin' fault for doing it.
I also have to apologize to fans of Aeri. I can't finish her story... I'd be breaking a promise again. And I've done enough damage to my friend when I posted this. For personal reasons, I can't leave her story up. I'm very sorry for getting your hopes up. Well, if there are still any fans of Aeri.
NEW FICS POSSIBLE (If I have the time over the school year)
I'm currently working on a Pegasus X OC fic and a Mito and Hashirama Senju fic. You wouldn't believe how much love that MitoHashi needs... And Pegasus needs more than adoption, tragedy or bitter remembrance fics done about him.
I am now working on an old fic that I haven't posted yet- The Villain's Apprentice. It's mainly centered around how Shego reacts with an apprentice. And Drakken gets an apprentice too, of course. Their names would be Rae Demetria and Jadrien Mylkos. Girl to woman, boy to man. :) Please PM me if you want to see it! I need a jumpstart ;)
NOTE: THESE HAVE NOT BEEN PUBLISHED YET. PM me if you want to beta/preview these fics.
Quick Note: I ship yaoi. Bishounen, whatever you call it. But I can't write it well. Don't expect any from me.
Anyways. I think that's all I need to include... Oh, right! My avatar :-)
As I said, my obsession with the Adventure Time fandom is growing bigger and bigger. One of my favorite father daughter relationships is pictured on my avatar here.
O.K. Now for the fun part. The stuff I copied from other people's profiles. Enjoy! --ve
Random Stuff From Other People's Files That I copied and pasted
WHAT A KISS MEANS
Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
What the gesture means...
If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now and can't get them out of your head then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing
Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Woman: It's in the phone book
Man: But I don't know your name Woman: That's in the phone book too
Man: I know how to please a woman Woman: Then please leave me alone
Man: I can tell you want me Woman: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave
Man:My pretty face is leaving in ten minutes. Please, be on it.
Woman: Really, then it will be to smack you.
Man:Wanna go home and play Zookeeper? You be the lion and I'll feed you the meat.
Woman: If it's meat your giving me it better you because your DEAD meat to me.
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this... If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.
GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!
Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile
ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: JuneGilbertVivianRaeven
Women have a choice. I understand if it's for health reasons, if you and the baby would both die. Salvaging one life is a good thing. Both is best, though, even if the baby is given over to someone else.
What I don't understand is when women murder babies- murder their own flesh and blood, no matter who else fathered it- in their bellies for the sake of image. So that people won't think them a slut, or whatever. If you got pregnant, it was your choice to have sex with the Daddy. There's adoption if you don't want to have the kid. Please, for the love of whatever you hold dear, do not murder little beings who cannot fight back on their own.
Be the voice for those who can't speak up.
Every being has a right to life.
If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. (meh heh heh!)
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your head off. (WAHAHAHA! (meh laughing))
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile! (YES!!)
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Larxene II, Dragons Ark, freakyanimegal456, The Sage of Spirits, Twilight Princess6, Solo384, mythologirl, In The Closet FanFic Reader, Tiara d' Cullen, thewayfaringstrangers, JuneGilbertVivianRaeven (WOOT WOOT!)
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in your profile.(MEH)
If you believe that life starts at the moment of conception and that abortion is therefore immoral, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Obiwanlivesforever, thewayfaringstrangers, JuneGilbertVivianRaeven
post this on your profile if you hate justin beiber, think he sounds like a girl, think he's 5 years old, and only has his music to make fun of him. also if your not one of those die-hard fans that travel hours to see him, cry when he sings, and never wash your hand when he touches it in a concert. add your name if you hate JB: KNDnumbuh007, rachpop15, buddygirl1004(all 5 of us!), In the Closet Fanfic Reader, thewayfaringstrangers, JuneGilbertVivianRaeven(Justina Bieberina)
Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the triune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
This is bunny.
Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side, we've got cookies.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.
If you actually wouldn't mind school if it was Naruto-related, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie,NejiTenfanforever, Death Note Lover, NarutoLuver35, FDS-Sasuke-fangirl, SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, Uzumaki Ricky, xBrokenRecordx, JuneGilbertVivianRaeven
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
If you want to slap Naruto silly for being so dense and stupid for not realizing that Hinata loves him, copy and paste this!
If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for abandoning Sakura, copy and paste this to your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this to your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are meant to be together and think that it will happen, copy and paste in your profile
Naruto will become Hokage! BELIEVE IT! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile
x Put this on your page
x if you love NARUTOX HINATA
x (and to help them gain world domination)
x (go to xBrokenReccordx if you want the full thing, fanfiction wouldnt let me copy it all :P)
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Copy this onto your profile! NOW! I ORDER YOU! *sniff* Its so sweet...XXXXXXXXX
When she walks away from you mad Follow her
When she stares at your mouth Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you Grab her and don't let go
When she starts cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you Give her your attention
When she pulls away Pull her back
When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared Protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands Hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes don't look away until she does
When she misses you she's hurting inside
When you break her heart the pain never really goes away
When she says its over she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin she wants you to read it
- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's OK don't believe it, talk with her
- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
- Tease her and let her tease you back.
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes.
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
- Let her know she's important.
- Kiss her in the pouring rain.
- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
Copy this into your profile if you think it's too sweet to ignore, then sign your name;
Magdalene Thorne, JuneGilbertVivianRaeven
The white man said, "Coloured people aren't allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was Black, when I grew up I was Black, when I'm sick I'm Black,when I go in the sun I'm Black, when I'm cold I'm Black and when I die I will be Black. But you sir, when you're born you're Pink, when you grow up you where White, when you're sick you're Green, when you're in the sun you're Red, when you're cold you're Blue, and when you die you will be Purple. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man turned around and sat down, and the white man walked away...
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this is a very sad, heartbreaking poem. Please put it on your profile.
My name is Tiffany
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
And you can help
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
Please pass it on.
PLEASE READ-true story (not me)
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
'My mommy loves white roses.'
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
"Try Not to Cry" (really, I dare you!)
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
>He told his friends that it was cool,
>And when he pulled the trigger back,
>It shot with a great, huge crack.
>Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
>I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
>When I went to school that day,
>I never said good-bye.
>I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
>When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
>And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
>Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
>And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
>And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
>And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
>And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
>Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
>Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
>And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
>Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
>But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
>And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
>I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
>Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
>But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
>When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
>please listen to me if you would,
>I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
>I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
>I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
>I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
>But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
>Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
>I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
>And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...
Now, if you dare, go and read!!!!
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