Author has written 1 story for Twilight.
So, hi. My name is Nadia and i love reading and writing.
I hope to have some Les Mis fanfictions up soon, i have soo many great ideas!
Anything to do with Enjolras and Eponine basically.
Randomly Funny Sayings:
When you want to critcize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away, plus you have their shoes.
When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.
Some people think of the glass as half full. Others think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as way too big.
I do believe in reincarnation, I don't however, believe in life before noon.
Aerodynamically, The bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly. But the bumblebee doesn't know this, so it just goes on flying anyway.
There's a fine line between fishing, and standing on shore like an idiot.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
The road to success is always under construction.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
You laugh because I'm different... I laugh cause I just farted!
He who laughs last didn't get it.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? An offer you can't understand.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
All the good ones are either dateing someone, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
Stupid shiny Volvo owner.
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they've seen me laugh, and they've seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.
A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.
"I wasn't that drunk." "Dude, you saw my dog and started yelling, TEAM JACOB!"
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."
"Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it."
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else"
"Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real."
Never Moon a werewolf.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Well, i hope you enjoyed that!
Anyways, i probably will be seeing you guys soon!