Author has written 6 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Rhapsody Trilogy.
Me: I'm a slow poster, sorry, but I can't seem to help it. Just thought I'd warn anyone bored enough to read this...
Untitled: SUMMARY: A strange, disfigured woman arrives in
I'm thinking bout deleting some of my earlier stories...cause later ones are better...but I probably won't, b/c I'm too lazy...anywho...moving on...
"I'm in a good mood, I wonder if I'm up to something?"
"Don't wish ill for your enemies...plan it."
"Tavel to exotic places, meet exciting people, and then...drown them-Water Polo"
"Fear is a good thing. It means you're paying attention."
"NOTICE: Unattended Children Will Be Captured and Sold"
"If I can't move Heaven, I'll raise Hell"
"I'm at the end of my rope, and you're tugging at it"
"the people who cant write are the ones who think the people who can are crazy for doin it" -Me
"One man's 'simple' is another man's 'huh?'"
"The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas."
"Forget the Bull. Ride the cowboy."
"Remember, it takes 41 muscles to smile, but only 3 to look someone in the eye and say 'bite me'"
"Drink Coffee: Do stupid things faster, and with more energy"
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