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Joined 10-05-11, id: 3315024, Profile Updated: 03-29-15
Author has written 17 stories for One Piece, Homestuck, Bleach, and Avengers.

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If you'd like a oneshot (which is all I do, sorry.) please message me with these categories answered:

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Please include basic physical appearance and personality so I can incorporate things better.

Just so you know, I do not write if anyone in the oneshot is underage. I make them older. I'm not a huge fan of pedophilia so everything I have done or will do is 20ish or older.

Thanks!

Crushed by Gus The Moose reviews
Short case-fic that's basically a thinly veiled excuse to have Murphy and Kirmani make morbid jokes and reference Looney Tunes. Rated T for dead bodies and bad puns.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/2/2011 - C. Murphy, S. Kirmani - Complete
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Secret Meetings reviews
Paulie and Nami meet up in secret, hiding away from both crews in order to keep their relationship a secret, but it doesn't stay that way. M for SEX. Message me if you want a oneshot. SORRY THIS ONE IS SHORT. ;A;
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Nami, Paulie
Cats and Cameras reviews
Steve/Tony. Steve gets a new friend. Message me if you want a oneshot!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Anthony S.
Lonely reviews
Robin stays up waiting for Zoro to come home, reflecting on past Christmases and their relationship. Fluff to the max. :3 Rated T for language only. Message me if you want a oneshot!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Zoro, Robin - Complete
Heartbeat reviews
ZoroxRobin for NinjaSheik. Zoro always sees her at the coffee shop, just sitting there on the phone. Will he have the courage to actually talk to her? Rated M for SEX. Message me if you want a oneshot!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Zoro, Robin - Complete
Check My Brain reviews
For KitsuneAmbassator! Crocodile promises a hot bounty hunter the whereabouts of Doflamingo...for a price. Rated M Message me if you want a oneshot!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Crocodile - Complete
Boom Boom reviews
For Day-Of-The-Dead-TattooGal! Kenpachi Zaraki has things on his mind. Big soft, round things that belong to a certain tease. Will he get the things he wants to say off his chest? Rated M, obviously. Message me if you want a oneshot!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2011 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Breathe Me reviews
ZoroxOC Zoro is stuck on a far off island after a storm nearly drowns him. His rescuer is a mysterious girl whose only dream is to be a nurse on an island that wishes she was dead. Updates will be regular so please subscribe.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,660 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Zoro
Clocks reviews
ZoroxRobin for ZoRoLover. Robin gets caught staring at Zoro while he works out. Message me if you want a oneshot!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Zoro, Robin
The Cure reviews
ZoroxOC Zoro goes to return a book and gets special thank you. For triple baka. Message me if you would like a oneshot!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Zoro - Complete
Somebody reviews
AcexOC Ace and Krys have been together since they were kids, but tonight they're shagging. Running out of brain power, sorry. Message me if you want a fic. Swear to God the summary will be better then this one.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Ace - Complete
Why Is The Rum Always Gone? reviews
BellamyxOC Doflamingo sends his woman to keep an eye on the "Big-Time Rookie" but Bellamy has eyes only for her. If you'd like a oneshot, send me a message!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Bellamy - Complete
Forever And Always reviews
Pell and his relationship with Vivi's handmaiden is to the point of no return. Can she tell him how she really feels? And will this guy ever admit that it's make up, not warrior paint? Message me if you want a oneshot. PellxOC
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Pell - Complete
Warmth reviews
ZoroxOC Zoro has defended someone from a pirate attack and things got bloody as per usual. Can he stop her mental breakdown and convince her of her worth? God I'm bad at these... message me if you want a oneshot. Lots of vanilla sex.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Zoro - Complete
Tonight reviews
DoflamingoxOC Doflamingo and his lay are out on a holiday. But does she have more feelings towards him then just your regular lust? Message me if you want a oneshot! Rough lemon
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Doflamingo - Complete
Rhythm of Love reviews
SanjixOC follow-up to Can't Take My Eyes Off You. Sanji takes his girl to the beach as an apology for being difficult. Minor Lemon. Message me or send me a review if you'd like a oneshot.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Sanji - Complete
Stronger reviews
Eridan isn't six sweeps old anymore. Stuck on earth and nothing - or no one - to do. EridanxOC Very hardcore but has a sweet ending. Send me a review or a note if you want a oneshot.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Eridan A. - Complete
Can't Take My Eyes Off You reviews
SanjiXOC Sanji takes someone's virginity. Sweet and cute. Very much a romance oneshot. Rated M for obvious reasons. Please leave a review if you'd like a oneshot as well.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Sanji - Complete