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HEY! We are two cousins, our location is a mystery, and we LOVE Harry Potter! GO SIRIUS!!!!

Our ages will be displayed NEVER! But a clue is: we are older than 5.
And we love animals.

Our mottos are:

Hannah: There's A Rumor Going Around That Boys Are Tougher Than Girls. Oh Please , Can You Carry A 7lb Baby In Your Stomach For 9 Months And Survive Hours Of Labour ? Can You Cook , Clean , And Talk On The Phone All At The Same Time ? Can You Bleed For A Week And Not Die ? Can You Walk In 5 Inch Heels ? Can You Cry All Night Then Wake Up The Next Day Like Everything Is Okay ? Remember Guys , Girls Are Only Helpless Till Their Nail Polish Dries :) Put This On Your Wall If You're Proud To Be A Girl

Kaity: Mommy told me not to...

We are so sorry that we have not been updating, we are majorly busy...

Kaity-My Fav. Character is Fred Weasley, and if you diss him, I will be VERY angry! HE DIDN'T DIE!! HE WAS JUST UNCONSCIOUS!! AND I LOVE TEDDY!!!

Kaity has a game for ya!

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite.

1. write the name of a person of the opposite gender.

2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, yellow, and green.

3. your first initial?

4. your month of birth?

5. which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same gender as yours.

7. your favorite number?

8. do you like California of Florida more?

9. do you like the lake or ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)

are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat--)

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.

white: You will have a friend who completely confides in ykou and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

Re-post this is if you truly care...in honor of Warrior crazy.

Month one


I am only eight inches long

But I have all my organs

I love the sound of your voice

Everytime I hear your voice

I wave my arms and legs

The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby

Month two


I learned how to suck my thumb

If you can see me, you can definatly tell that I'm a baby.

I'm not big enough to survive on my own though

Its so nice and warm here

Month three

You know what Mommy

I am a boy!

I hope that makes you happy

I always want you to be happy

I don't like it when you cry you always sound so sad

It makes me sad to

I cry even though you can't hear me

Month four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow

it is very short and fine

But I will have a alot of it

I spend a lot of my time exercising, I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes

And stretch my arms and legs I am becoming quiet good at it to

Month five

You went to the doctor today mommy, and he lied to you!

He said I'm not a baby

I am a baby mommy, your baby

I think and feel, Mommy whats an abortion?

Month six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him he is cold and heartless

something is intruding my home.

The doctor calls it a needle.

Mommy what is it! It BURNS!!!

Please make it stop

I can't away from it

mommy! HELP ME!!!!

Month seven

I am ok mommy

I am in jesus's arms

he is holding me

he told me about the abortion

Why didn't you want me mommy?

every abortion is just...

One more heart stopped

Two more eyes that will never see

Two more hands that will never touch

Two more legs that will never run

One more mouth that will never speak...

Grrrrr...I hate abortion if u hate it to copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: Hawksky, Warrior Crazy, Crowfeather's girl, K8yandhammie

If you think Nightcloud is blackmailing Crowfeather to be her mate (thinking its the only logical reason) copy and paste this on your profile

ECLIPSE SPOLER!: If when you found out the power of three were not squirrelflights kits, you did NOT gasp, just shout I KNEW IT! THEY'RE LEAFPOOL AND CROWFEATHER's copy and paste this into you're profile

If you think Thunderclan is too goody goody and should be independent, and hate them for that, copy and paste this onto you're profile

If you will never smoke, do drugs, or anything else in that field, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate taking medicine, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Onewhisker was AWESOME as a warrior but is a STUPID IDIOTIC MORON as a leader, copy this into your profile.

If you think Breezepaw is hated by his father, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't decide who Crowfeather should be with, and can think of good reasons for Leafpool and Feathertail but not poor Nightcloud, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you ever want to be a cat copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish to be Squirrelflight or Leafpool copy and paste this into your profile

If you think warriors is the best books of all copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish the warriors books are true copy and paste this into your profile

I LOVE a lot of gray/black warriors. If you just realized you do too, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you look at people's profiles just to find more "Warriors" copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Cloudtail is an idiot but cool, copy this to your profile.

If you think Crowfeather and Leafpool should have stayed together, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.

If you think Squirrelflight's 'kits' are actually Leafpool's, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Ferncloud has had too many kits to remember, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Barkface has lived waaay too long for any normal Warrior cat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Thornclaw deserve a mate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Jaypaw is more grumpy than the elders some days, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Crowfeather took too much mates, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Dustpelt should join the elder's den, copy and paste this into your profile.

You Know You're a Warriors Fan When. . .

1. You say "moons" instead of "months."

2. You wonder what mouse tastes like.

3. You're in love with Jayfeather (or any other awesome cat)

4. You want to follow a shooting star.

5. You're scared of clouds covering the moon.

6. You say "fox/mouse-dung" instead of "crap."

7. You hate it when others are on your territory.

8. You want your own forbidden love.

9. You talk constantly to yourself about how stupid is erin hunter is for killing silverstream,cinderpelt, yellowfang,feathertail and more

10. You knew all along that Squirrelflight was not mother material.

11. You're scared of running across a road.

12.You think Lionblaze is kinda crazy

13. You think Hollyleaf would be awesome without warrior code mouse-dung

14. You think Jayfeather is cool but would be cooler with a GIRL (notice that i capped it)

15. You desperately want Tigerstar to come back to life so he can die nine more times.

16. Repeat 15.

17. Repeat 16.

18. You're afraid of crippling your leg. (Moment of silence for Cinderpelt, please. sob)

19. You make up pairings for fun.

20. You grow out your "claws."

21. You want to be cat and start or join A CLAN.

22. You either hate Crowfeather, love him, or have a love/hate relationship with him.

23. You think ruling the forest would be awesome.

24. You never stop to think what you would do after you took over the forest.

25. You love Crowxleaf, and/or CrowxFeather

26. You hate CrowxNight

27. You think that Twolegs riding horses is mouse-brained. (maybe)

28. You would love to be able to tease everyone in ThunderClan becuase you know all their weaknesses.

29. You think Ferncloud will explode in T-minus two moons (thats how long a cat's pregnant)

30. You think Firestar has no sense of adventure anymore. (GO fireHEART)

31. You're scared to go in the garage because you think there are monsters in there.

.. 10 Guilty
. . 20 Evilz
.. 30 Sweet
. . 40 Lonely
.. 50 Book Worm
. . 60 Crazy
.. 70 Random
. . 80 Thoughtful
.. 90 Cat person
. . 100 ME!!


Did you know...

Kissing is healthy

Bananas are good for period pain

It's good to cry

Chicken soup makes you feel better

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers

Lying is unhealthy

You really only need to apply mascara to the top lashes

It's true boys DO insult you when they like you

89 percent of boys want YOU to make the first move

It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed

Chocolate will make you feel better

Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing

A good friend never judges

A good foundation hides all hickeys... not that you have any

Boys aren't worth your tears

We all love surprises

Now...make a wish

Wish really hard WISH WISH WISH

If you re post this in 15 min. your wish will be granted

I'm Anne and I'm 25. My boss was horrible. I wished she would get a new job 25 min. later she got hired somewhere else.

Think of a wish when your done scrolling say your wish. However old you are that's how long it will take for your wish to come true IF you repost this in 5 min.

Try not to cry, i know i did!
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I had to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so thatmommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't re post this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

(\ /)

Copy this bunny into your profile to help it achieve world domination.
Also join the dark side, we have cookies!

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says... "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

Status: Single, in a Relationship, Married, or Other?

Kaity- In a Relationship

Hannah- Single. out of a Relationship (w/ None of ur business) and if u wanna kno get a life stalker

This is a sad story

(This is something sad that brought tears to my eyes ;_; )

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle...

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug...

Girl hugs him

Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.

(in the paper the next day)

A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of
brake failure.

Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brake broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know.

Instead,he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then hehad her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meantthat he would die.

If you love any one this much...let them know...before its too late...

What a Boyfriend SHOULD Do:

When she walks away from you mad Follow her

When she stares at your mouth Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you Give her your attention

When she pulls away Pull her back

When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes don't look away until she does

When she misses you she's hurting inside

When you break her heart the pain never really goes away

When she says its over she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin she wants you to read it

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

Tease her and let her tease you back.

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

Give her the world.

Let her wear your clothes.

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

Let her know she's important.

Kiss her in the pouring rain.

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's butt am I kicking?"

This is so awesome...

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One Wish

I wish I had a chance to go back and undo what I did. I didn't mean to hurt him... I just didn't like him like that. And now he's done it. He's ruined his life. He should know right from wrong, but he did it anyway... Can't he see I love Teddy, and not him? He shouldn't have stolen Headmistress McGonagall's knickers. But I guess he needed to do something to stop being so depressed. If I had one wish, I would go back and change it all. Victoire Weasley --Written by Kaity :D

If you think people should go to jail for animal cruelty, SPEAK OUT!!! ANIMALS ARE DYING!!!! --Kaity, the crazy and dramatic one!

If your life were a movie, what would the soundtrack be? So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.


Opening CreditsWhat I've Been Looking For High School Musical UHHH OK...

Waking up: One In A Million Hannah Montana WHY HAVEN'T I DELETED THIS YET?!?!?!!?

First day at school: She's no you Jesse McCartney OK... ?????????

Making new best friend: You Found Me Kelly Clarkson

Falling in love: G.N.O. Miley Cyrus OK That Doesn't Fit... Maybe I'm trying to deny it...

Breaking up: Be True To Your School Beach Boys That Ain't Right.

Prom: As I Am Miley Cyrus I Guess That's Alright

Graduation: Hear Me Kelly Clarkson Am I tryin' to find a job?!?

Life's okay: We Got The Party Hannah Montana & the Jonas Brothers That Makes Sense

Death of a close friend: Life's What You Make It Hannah Montana WTH?!?!?! WHAT! THE! HECK?!

Mental Breakdown: Do It Again Beach Boys No Comment

Driving: This Is The Life Hannah Montana Ok, So I Like Driving, And HOW MANY STUPID HANNAH MONTANA SONGS DO I HAVE?!?!!?!

Flashback: Sloop John B. Beach Boys WTH?!?!?!

Getting back together: Change Taylor Swift YAY Something Actually Makes Sense! Sorta...

Car accident: Humuhumunukanukaapua'a High School Musical 2 Again... WTH?!?!? How Many Little Kid's Songs Do I Have?!?!?

Wedding scene: The Way I Loved You Taylor Swift I'm Still Tryin To Figure Out If This Is Good Or Not...

Final Battle: Getcha Back Beach Boys Makes Sense

Birth of a child: Pop Princess The Click Five It's A Girl!!!! YAY

Death scene: Fabulous High School Musical 2 Am I Happy I Died?

Funeral Song: In My Room Beach Boys WAS I BURIED IN MY ROOM!!!!????

End Credits: Surfin USA Beach Boys 1. How many Beach Boys songs Do I Have? and 2. Am I Surfin In Heaven? COOL!

Deleted Scenes: I Learned From You Miley and Billy Rae Cyrus So I Learned From My Experience of Dying, AND Daddy? Alright I'll Take That.


Opening Credits: Kiss'n u Miranda Cosgrove OK I guess

Waking up: Teenage Dream Katy Perry THIS MAKES SENSE!!!

Making new best friend:California Grls Katy Perry Ummm WELL...

First day at school:Granade Bruno Mars I spelled Granade right. Right???

Falling in love: Just the way you are Bruno Mars Wow! mine makes sense

Prom: Your luv is my drug Ke$ha Ummm he missed Prom??

Life's okay: Tik ToK Ke$ha Umm I go to alot of parties?? (Bad 1's)

Breaking up: We R Who We R Ke$ha I'm fine!!

Graduation: In my head Jason Durelo I'm crush'n 2??

Death of a close friend: Solo Iyaz Umm kinda depressed here!

Mental Breakdown: Best day Taylor Swift SERIOUSLY????

Driving: U belong w/ me Taylor Swift Ok kinda making sense

Flashback: I'm only me Taylor Swift I guess it waz about my old bf

Getting back together:Love Story Taylor Swift We found each other!!!

Car accident:Break ur heart Taio Cruz Mabye I shoud hav remembered the "brake"

Wedding scene: Natrally Selena Gomez kinda more of a GF BF song but OK

Final Battle:Dumb Love Sean Kingston Umm I waz being dumb??

Birth of a child:Mickey ??? Umm I named it Mickey??

Death scene: Rock God Selena Gomez Um I'm going to the "Rock" God

Funeral Song: Summer's not hot Selena Gomez Umm it's superhot and my hubbie iz singing this

End Credits: Ghost of you Selena Gomez Sad movie

Deleted Scenes: Spotlight Selena Gomez Cheering up a BFF

The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for our country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. post this to your profile, if you are against bullying. You never know what its like until you walk a mile in their shoes.

I know ya'll hate chains, but these really freaked me out:

They hurt her

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

Sorry, but I had to put this; even though I love Abercrombie and Fitch. It is hilarious! Kaity

95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Paste this on your profile if you are one of 5% who would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick.

This one, however is awesome, and I respect it... STOP SCREAMING JUSTIN!!!!


Big Harry Potter Survey Thingy


Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?


Could You Prove That Statement In Court?


Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?


What’s Hermione’s?


What’s Ron’s?


What’s Harry’s?


What’s Ginny’s?


Have You Seen All The Movies?

Yes, and I have them all on DVD!

Read All The Books?


What Do You Think Of JKR?

My favorite author! SHE. IS. MY. LIFE. (well, sorta!)




Character, Overall?


Female character

Victoire. (Next-Gen)

Male Charcter?


Group Of Characters?

Next Gen






Don't You mean ships?

Teddy/Victoire, Rose/Scorpius, Lily Luna/Lysander,


Expecto Patronum. Mine would be an Alaskan Husky!




Honeydukes' Chocolate!!


Hogwarts, duh!

Weasley Twin?

For the 4th time, FRED!!!




Weasley's Wizard Wheezes!!!

Least Favorites


Muriel. She's a brat!

Character, Overall?

Old Voldy.


Umbridge, what a b...


Old Voldy.


Snape (before he turned good!)


Cho Chang * cough* s... *cough*


Avada Kedavra


None of them, I love them all!


Draco/Harry So Sick! So Wrong! They're meant to be enemies! (Don't think I'm have something against homosexuals, because I don't! I just think that Draco/Harry is sick!)


Cockroach Clusters, Name is gross!

Death Eater?

All of them


Borgin & Burkes


Privet Drive!



Couples? What Do You Think?




Yeah but Ron/Hermione is better because it's canon














Uh...no... she's too old and sophisticated for him!




No... I think it's okay though... Like Scorose...


















Yes. Made for each other!



This Or That?

Harry or Ron?


Hermione or Ginny?


Neville or Seamus?

Neville FTW!

Snape or Slughorn?

Snape, b/c Slughorn's annoying!

Fred or George?

For the 5th Time, FRED!!!

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?


Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione?


Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?


Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?


Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?


Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione?


ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?


Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?

Three Broomsticks

James/Lily or Snape/Lily?


Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?


Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?

Diagon Alley

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?

Malfoy Manor (it's much better after Scorpius is born ;) ...)

Bertie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?

Bertie Bott's

Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?

The Daily Prophet (Except for when they're lying about Harry and Dumbledore!)

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?

Barty Crouch Sr.

Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?

Ravenclaw PWNS Gryffindor!!!


Have you Been to A Release Party?

No, I wish

Ever cried while reading one of the books?

Maybe during DH

A Movie?

Yeah, when Fred died :'(

Had A Dream About Harry Potter?

Yes, very random

Been To A Fansite?

no... but I will...

Been to JKR’s Site?

No... I should though...

Have You Ever Roleplayed?


If So/Do..Who were you/ are you?

Did you use to have an absurd theory?


What was it?

It was that Oliver Wood and Katie Bell ended up married. I still believe it too!

Did you/Do you hide your obsession?

Not really

Did it/ Does it work?


Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween? For no reason at all?

No, but I was a Ravenclaw for Halloween!

Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”?

Just now

Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Initials?

Nope! Because Hermione would be H.J.G.P.and Harry would still be H.J.P. SO THERE!!!!!

Did you just try to prove that wrong?


Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are a lot alike?

Yes, it's probably so that Harry is almost exactly like his dad!

Do you find it weird that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So A Like?

Look at answer above...

Do you know what fanfiction is?


Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?

What do you think?

Are you a member of a fanfiction site?

How do you think I got this profile page?

What site?

The one that you're on right now...

Do you write fanfiction?

No...Really? Do I?

Do you like to write fanfiction?

No, I love to write fanfiction.

Ever had Harry Potter Candy?

Honeyduke's Chocolate!

Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?


Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?

no... I wish!

Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?

See Answer Above

What Character Are You Most Often Compared To?

Hermione, Dominique, Lily Luna, Victoire & Ginny

Do You Agree With This?


Do you object to being Called By them?

Nope! I'm flattered, b/c those are some of my favorites!

Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession?

No, well some are!

Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?

I wish.

What’s One?(You don’t have to explain)

Read above.

Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?


Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter?


Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?


Have you re-read the books?

Yes, nine times. DH 13 times... I'm such a nerd!

Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?

I REALLY wish.

Have You Had An RP Party?


Do You Want To?

Not really, I don't even know what it is.

Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical?

I've seen A Very Potter Musical

Have You Ever Wrote One?


Do You Want To?


Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter?


If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it


Are You Going To Write One?


IS The Musical Thing Annoying You?


Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter?


My House at Hogwarts.


Harry Potter Oath

I promise to remember Tonks
Each time time I knock something down.
And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley
Whenever I'm out of town.
I promise not to obey traffic laws
For Sirius's sake of course.
And I promise to remember Lupin
When my heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Arthur
Whenever I am at St Mungo's Room.
And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins
Every time fireworks boom.
I promise to remember Lily
When I see someone that holds pure beauty.
And I promise to remember Dobby
Whenever a pair of socks spots me.
I promise to remember Teddy
When I see someone with turquoise hair.
And I promise to remember Molly
When someone tells me they care.
I promise to remember Ginny
Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled.
And I promise to remember the death eaters
When someone speaks of dominating the world.
Yes I promise to love Harry Potter
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the wizards know

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts

1) I will not sing "We're Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

2) Seamus Finnigan is not "after me lucky charms"

3) House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

4) I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

5) My headmaster's name is Albus Dumbledore, not "Gandalf”

6) A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly.

7) I will not go into the forbidden forest looking for Charlie the Unicorn

8) Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not be improved by the introduction of muggle firearms.

9) I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket"

10) I will not test my Potions assignments by spiking Snape's drink with them

11) - Especially not all of them at once

12) I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.

13) I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.

14) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

15) Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka.

16) I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.

17) Mad-Eye Moody knows his eye is creepy, he does not need to be told... again.

18) Yes, the Great Hall is extremely large, but Quidditch is an outside sport.

19) The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate.

20) -Especially in reference to Professor Umbridge.

21) Professor Lupin does not know anyone by the name of Jacob Black.

22) –Even though he was friends with someone named Sirius Black.

23) I will not recite lines from Potter Puppet Pals, as it is awkward and rude.

24) –Especially not during meal times.

25) I will not yell "Hey look It's Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade.

26) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches.

27) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.

28) –Or Wen Hair Care.

29) I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snape’s private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, as it is disturbing.

30) "Oo ee, oo ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang" is not an actual spell.

31) Gryffindor's sword is not to be used to patrol the hallways.

32) Shout "beam me up Scotty" before disapparating.

33) Yelling “to infinity, and BEYOND!” was only funny the first time I took off on my broom.

34) Making a slinky go from the top of the astronomy tower to the ground level is not an appropriate pastime.

35) - especially while singing “everyone loves a slinky”.

36) - especially while singing “everyone loves a slinky” until the slinky hits the bottom.

37) - especially while singing “everyone loves a slinky” until the slinky hits the bottom and starting the whole process over again whenever the slinky gets stuck.

38) - apparently, not everyone loves a slinky.

39) I will not sweep the Gryffindor common room with Harry Potter's prized Firebolt.

40) The Giant Squid is not to be referred to as 'my lord Cthulhu', nor am I allowed to sacrifice first years to it on the new moon.

41) No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

42) Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.

43) First-years should not be encouraged to befriend the Whomping Willow.

44) I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library.

45) Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

46) A time turner is not a flux capacitator, and I should therefore not install one in any Muggle cars.

47) I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

48) The muggle television show “Futurama” is fictional and describing the events of each episode while looking at a crystal ball does not count as extra credit in Divination.

49) I will not run through the halls shouting “Snape kills Dumbledore!”

50) There is no such thing as “Wizard Swears” even if I have seen it on Potter Puppet Pals and I should not shout them in the Great Hall.

51) –Nor should I teach them to first years.

52) I will not "borrow" a prefects' badge for Peeves.

53) I am not allowed out of my house dorm when anyone from the Ministry of Magic visits Hogwarts.

54) If Dumbledore wanted to tell me what Aberforth did to the goats, he would’ve told me already.

55) Centaurs do not give free rides to kids and I should stop telling the first years otherwise.

56) "42" is not the answer to every O.W.L or N.E.W.T exam paper.

57) Neither is "Yo Mamma".

58) Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in June.

59) Singing “The Mysterious Ticking Noise” in the library is rude and annoying.

60) –Especially if I get everyone in Gryffindor to sing with me.

61) –Especially if I get everyone in Gryffindor to sing with me and form a large circle around Professor Snape.

62)- Especially if I get everyone in Gryffindor to sing with me and form a large circle around Professor Snape and refuse to let him out of the circle until he finds the pipe bomb.

63) The fact that there are only three unforgivable curses does not mean that every other curse is "pretty much forgivable".

64) Shouting random Latin phrases while waving my wand is not acceptable charms research.

65) I will not shove professor Snape into a wall repeatedly while shouting “Bother” over and over again.

66) -Nor will I enchant the Whomping Willow to do so.

67) Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'.

68) The Muggle known as George W. Bush is not related to or working for Lord Voldemort in any way, and I am to stop insinuating that he is.

69) Singing 99 Bottles of Potion on the wall nonstop repeatedly will result in a detention.

70) Hagrid is not to be referred to as “Gargamel” is not trying to capture the house elves for use in making a potion.

71) Mrs. Norris does not like playing with blast-ended skrewts.

72) If asked in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling "It does DEATH!" may be correct but is not the manner in which one should answer.

73) I will not swap Draco's broom with one out of Filch's broom cupboard.

74) I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.

75) -I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.

76) -It was not an honest mistake.

77) Despite the name, using transcripts of MuggleCast is not useful for writing essays in Muggle Studies.

78) I will not shout “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!” every time I pass Dumbledore in a corridor.

79) Professor Flitwick's first name in not Yoda.

80) Humming/singing/referring in any way to Duran Duran's "Hungry Like the Wolf" around Professor Lupin is inappropriate. It's best not to bring up "Thriller", either.

81) I am not the wicked witch of the west.

82) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.

83) I will not melt if water is poured over me.

84) -Neither will Professor Umbridge.

85) "To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

86) Asking Snape if his sister’s ok after that house fell on her is tasteless and will earn you a month of detention.

87) Shouting “Abracadabra” can be misheard and start a panic.

88) Professor Trelawney’s name is not “Madame Crack-Addict.”

89)-Neither is Professor Snape’s.

90) Dragons are not permitted inside the castle, even if you are having trouble starting a fire in the common room fireplace.

91) I will not discuss my theory that Voldemort and Michael Jackson went to the same plastic surgeon.

92) I will not loudly tell Hermione that “THE MARAUDER’S MAP ISN’T SUPPOSED TO BE USED FOR STALKING LOCKHART!” in front of a large group of Slytherins.

93) –Even if she is stalking Lockhart.

94) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.

95) I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.

96) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on who will come out alive.

97) Bringing fortune cookies to Divination class does not count for extra credit.

98) I am not allowed to declare an official Hug A Slytherin Day.

99) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

100) Getting everyone in the Great Hall to do the Time Warp will not earn me any house points.

List your 12 fav. Harry Potter Characters

1. Scorpius

2. Rose

3. Sirius

4. Victoire

5. Lily Luna

6. Fred

7. Ginny

8. Teddy

9. Albus Severus

10. James Sirius

11. Lysander

12. Hermione

What if One and Two dated?

It would be a perfect match!!!

Would you read a fanfic about Nine and Seven?

Only if Ginny is helping Al with quidditch/homework.

Would you write a fanfic about Four and Eight? What would the title be?

DUH!! It would be called Love.

What if 9 got 10 pregnant?

AN: We will finish this later...

Female Comebacks

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Woman: Did it hurt when you were dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby?

Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Woman: Really? I have the incredible urge to plant my foot up your @.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Let's start with your bank account.


FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keep on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb butt?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "dude drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

Ways to make sure you're insane

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.

As often as possible, skip rather than walk .

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme .

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!"

If you ever tripped where there was a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile, and add your name to the list: Littlewhisker, Dovetail, AnThony Kaz, Crowfeather's girl, K8yandhammie.


getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and RACE ISSUES were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are

1) i need to tell you a secret. go to 5
2) the answer is... go to 11
3) dont get angry. go to 15
4) calm down don't get frustrated. go to 13
5) first go to 2
6) dont be angry just go to 12
7) i just wanted to say hi
8) what i wanted to tell you is...is on 14
9) Be patient and go to 4
10) this is the last time im going to send u to a number. go to 7
11) i hope ur not annoyed when i say this...but go to 6
12) sorry out of order. go to 8
13) don't get mad just yet...go to 10
14) i dont know how to say this but... go to 3
15) You must be really bored so go to 9

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dear blank, sincerely blank by tequilya reviews
humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic. Revived.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 83 - Words: 5,534 - Reviews: 2413 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Voldemort
A House Full of Gingers by writergal24 reviews
"Family is fighting. Family is forgiving. Family is making up. Family is being there not only after the battle, but during it, too." A series of 100-word, pretty random oneshots about the nextgen Potter/Weasley/Lupin/(Malfoy) family, dealing with issues from love to babies to death. Ch121:Molly's love life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 121 - Words: 27,628 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 7/23/2016 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Teddy L., Scorpius M., Rose W., Victoire W.
I Chose You by MemberOfDumbledoresArmy reviews
The Next Generation is submitted to a marriage law with a twist. Unbeknownst to the muggle-borns and half-bloods, the purebloods get to choose who they marry. Why did Scorpius choose Rose and will she ever forgive him for doing so?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 160,511 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Try and Tri Again by Joeygirl1994 reviews
Victoire's last year at Hogwarts has begun. She's Head Girl, Quidditch Captain and has finally got the man of her dreams, Teddy Lupin. But what happens when she's forced to participate in an event from the past that still haunts her Mother and her Uncle's dreams?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 108 - Words: 595,640 - Reviews: 2232 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 2/3/2011 - [Teddy L., Victoire W.] - Complete
Drowning In You by iAMhisHOLLYWOODdream reviews
Rose feels like she's drowning under the pressure. Due to a bad decision on her father's, part Rose has one year to marry Scorpius Malfoy or else her father kicks the bucket. The choice should be obvious, right? Not! How can she marry someone she doesn't love? She has one year of shool left and going from top student to wife was never in her plans. Rating may change
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,990 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Just a Kiss by 2random021 reviews
Renesmee is eighteen and finally graduated. She's ready to spend her life with Jacob Black, but he has other plans. Rated T for language and sexual terms. ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 77,828 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Pitch Perfect Posens by hollyragsdale reviews
Aubrey's sister starts her first year at Barden and becomes one of the two newest Bellas. Sorry I'm not very good at summaries!
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 60,478 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
Hogwarts, Quidditch, and Oliver Wood by littleblueghost reviews
A look into Katie's Bell's life as she attends Hogwarts, plays quidditch, and deals with friends and relationships. It also takes into account the various ups and downs of her slowly developing relationship with Oliver Wood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,357 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Jolly Rogers Academy for Boys by Avila Naislin reviews
After being sent to live with her father, Ollie's luck only gets worse when she finds out she has to go to the prestigious boarding school, J. Rogers Academy. But as she starts to move in, she notices something very odd... she's the only girl. Now, stuck in an all boys boarding school, Ollie has to learn to live with her roommate Peter, his rowdy gang. Based loosely on Peter Pan .
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,872 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Peter Pan
The Chester Game by Couture Girl reviews
During a boring day in detention, George decides to play the Chester Game, an illegal game in Hogwarts that no one dares to play. Each team has to break a rule. If they get caught, they get expelled. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,373 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Theodore N., Luna L.
Late by Rose Elvey reviews
My first one-shot, Oliver Wood misses training, why? Has it got something to do with Katie does he have something he wants to hide?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Need you now by ReesesPieces2112 reviews
There's a new girl in town and she takes a liking to Jack. Thing is, Jack likes Kim. Kim likes Jack but thinks he has a crush on the new girl. What happens when she turns to Brody for comfort? What will Jack do?
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,437 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Kim C., Jack B. - Complete
Of Broomsticks and Crushes by NewVerse reviews
Once upon a time, there was a boy. This boy liked Quidditch. Oliver knew that's how his story started, but that wasn't how he wanted it to end. He also liked a girl, and this girl's name was Katie Bell. But wait, what does a broomstick tied to a goalpost has anything to do with it? Oliver/Katie Oneshot. Written for the 'No Using The' Competition in the HPFC forums
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Remind Me To Thank Them Later by Lkay09 reviews
Katie and Oliver. Best friends. Hopefully, with the help of a nagging Quidditch Team, they will become more. Post-Hogwarts, two-shot. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Friends? by Exceeds Expectations reviews
They end up in the same compartment of a scarlet train heading towards a future of which they know nothing. But I'll tell you now, dear reader, it is not a happy one. Self-harm/suicide
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Everyone Has Finally Seen Enough by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
We,the Order of the Phoenix 1995 ,have had enough of seeing you two stupid mutts doing unspeakable things to each other on the table where we eat, the sofas where we sit, the stairs that we climb and in front of Sirius' mother. RLSB. SLASH! 1st chapter/letter - the Order, 2nd chapter/letter - James Potter : Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
His Unlikely Proposal by Frantic Emotions reviews
A drabble in which Hermione, a muggle-born and a mudblood per se, was proposed a marriage by a pureblood. "Marry me, mudblood. And Granger, if you are to reject me now, I'll bloody make sure to let my father hear about this."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What's The Worst That Could Happen by WritersWayOfLife reviews
What if Jack and Kim weren't always best friends? What if something happened to make them enemies? And to make it worse? Kim is forced to stay with Jack for two weeks. Will love bloom between them or will Kim not be able to trust Jack again?
Kickin' It - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,915 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Jack B., Kim C. - Complete
English Note by nclhdrs1717 reviews
Kim write a note in English while she is zoned out. When Jack reads its causes tension. Does she really love him?
Kickin' It - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Jack B., Kim C. - Complete
Happy Campers by CanadianKickshipper reviews
Don't you just love the smell of sweaty teenagers in the morning
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Jack B., Kim C.
Through Our Letters by mrolympian reviews
Jimmy Neutron has moved away, and hasn't seen anyone from Retroville in over 5 months. What happens when Jimmy and Cindy start sending each other Letters? will they dig up some old feelings for Each other? Duh J/C Fluff!
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,267 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Jimmy N., Cindy V.
Interfering Sport by Lkay09 reviews
-you sneak a peek at him and find that he is staring at you- Katie/Oliver two-shot. R&R, yes?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
In The Unlikely Event of by hismagicaleye reviews
This takes place in an alternate dimension where Hermione is a Slytherin.Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,175 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Next Generation Sorting by SexyRemusLupin reviews
My ideas of the sorting of the next generation. Contains every canon next gen child. No swearing, in universe, pretty much canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Victoire W., Fred W. II - Complete
Boredom Bets by stay.traught.i'm.deactivated reviews
"You wanna marry me?" he asked in the most blasé tone I've ever heard. "Sure, why not?" she replied in the same tone, shrugging. - Draco muttered something about me owing him twenty Galleons before clean out fainting. I blame boredom. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bad Name Club by writergal24 reviews
With all of the horrible names in Harry Potter, it's no wonder that the badly-named nextgen characters have joined together to form a club for people that suffer from the same ailment as them. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Albus S. P. - Complete
Rose's Kidnapping by AmericanEagleGirl17 reviews
I blinked a few times, and I turned my head to look in the grey eyes of no one other than Scorpius Malfoy. "Good morning!" he said chirpily, and I screamed. I sat up, and realized that I was in a boat. Alone. With him. What just happened? Rose/Scorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon by Merope-Malfoy reviews
"I think we should have picked a more...neutral place." "What's wrong with the Burrow?" How will the Malfoys and the Weasleys react when Scorpius and Rose plan a surprise dinner party to break the news that they are getting married?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
When Oliver Loses His Journal by thisbrokenheartedgirl reviews
Drabble fic. Short, simple, to the point.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
The Art of Seduction by WriterInDress reviews
Rose and Albus always dare each other to do something outrageous in the beginning of the year, and this year Rose was dared to seduce a certain Slytherin named Malfoy. Rose accepts the challenge but a challenge it will be. Hate/Love/Sex. ScoRose fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 97,428 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Party by CanadianKickshipper reviews
Jack and Kim in a house together for a week. What do you think will happen?
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Jack B., Kim C.
Boy In A Rock And Roll Band by HarryPotterCat reviews
"You see, Teddy, I swore I'd never fall in love with a boy in a rock and roll band. And unfortunately for us, that includes you." ONESHOT. Teddy/Victoire; implied Lily/Louis.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,186 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Victoire W., Teddy L. - Complete
A couples Summer by Urnaturalsavior reviews
The life of Percy's sister. Will have dancing, Kareoke, Pranking, Percabeth, Tratie and some other romances Constuctive critisim is appreciated.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Power to the Pout by mistressplant reviews
Contains gratuitous FreddyKatie banter. And future snogging which means kissing for the nonBritish folks. Spread the FreddyKatie love! COMPLETED
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,523 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 4/8/2004 - Freddy J., Katie - Complete
An Adequate Punishment by doodlebutt reviews
Katie's been late to practice so many times. Oliver decides it's time for punishment,Wood style. Absence may make the heart grow fonder, but not this time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,374 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
love letters by seemslikeaporno reviews
Because passing notes is overrated. / Beck&Tori, oneshot.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Beck O., Tori V. - Complete
The Ideal Daughter by honurarymarauder reviews
Rose was the perfect daughter until she started Hogwarts and was sorted into the Slytherin house.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,289 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Trial Product by K.Hoshina reviews
Oh, the woes of being friends with the Weasley twins! Having a crowd of smitten boys follow her around all day isn't all it's cracked up to be, and Katie's about to find that out the hard way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Dating list by Smirkle reviews
Just Fluff!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Nutella by AnnaOtaku reviews
"You've got some crap on your face, Katie." Katie Bell spends almost every morning enduring her friends mocking her inability to keep her breakfast off of her face. But things change when that friend becomes Oliver Wood, her crazy, amazing teammate.KBOW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Of Letters and Locker Rooms by JacksonFrost reviews
Oliver Wood reads two letters. He stumbled upon one, and is given the other. One is a tragedy, and one is a possibility. Both pave the way to happiness. OW/KB.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
I'd Lie by MotherCrumpet reviews
Katie Bell and Oliver Wood have always been best friends, but when the subject of love comes up.... well, Katie Bell lies through her teeth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,663 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Everytime We Touch by Sunday Wolf Song reviews
Inspired by the Cascada song. Freddy gets to practice early and sees a beautiful girl pour her heart into a song. With a jolt he realizes just what he needs. A Summer/Freddy oneshot songfic. Read and Review! :D
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Freddy J., Summer H. - Complete
Rites of Passage by daysandweeks reviews
Katie Bell has a hickey and her friends are determined to find out who gave it to her, no matter how much teasing is required. Their first guess? A certain seventh year Quidditch captain...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
What It Takes To Win Bell by FizzingWhizbeez reviews
-COMPLETE- Oliver Wood just can’t believe that pretty, popular Katie Bell is dating an obnoxious git like Zacharias Smith, but he's determined to find out why.... Oh, and maybe win her heart along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 93,163 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Butterbeer, Quidditch, and the Shrieking Shack by Girl with the Golden Snitch reviews
Katie returns to Hogwarts for her sixth year after spending an incredibly boring summer in London with her relatives. She is welcomed back not only with a party, but an unexpected crush on a certain Gryffindor captain. KB/OW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,795 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Katie B., Oliver W.
Scarred For Life by MoonlightAngel220 reviews
There are some things that big brothers can't help with. First periods, for example.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/6/2009 - George W., Ginny W.
Lather, Rinse, and Repeat by GryffindorGals reviews
Sirius decides to take a late-night shower...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Coffee by JusttxJaycie reviews
Katie's had enough with her unrequited infatuation with her Quidditch captain. She comes up with a six step plan to get over him. Katie/Oliver.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,940 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Weekend Together by lostmidtranslation reviews
Her family wouldn’t stop nudging her when he hugged her hello on platform 9 and Three Quarters. What would they be like now he was sharing her room?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,947 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Private Party by lostmidtranslation reviews
Katie loves Oliver, but there’s something wrong with her shoulder, and she doesn’t know how to tell him. She’s played, but was it the best idea? Set Just after Gryffindor won the Quidditch cup. T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Kissing Booth by just giddy reviews
this is for everyone who has realized they have no money with holidays approaching and are desperate for some dinero
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,457 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W.
Mascara by FallenMystery reviews
Katie has a problem. You see, mascara stains white shirts. Oh, and she’s head over heels in love with her best friend, but focus on the real problem here, won’t you? Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,771 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Teddy's Kisses by caralily reviews
Every year, Teddy Lupin chooses a new spot on Victoire's head for kissing her goodbye. Follow Victoire as she reminisces about Teddy's kisses, and see what Teddy has to say about them, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
The Lock of Purple Hair by four-stories-tall reviews
In which Katie has a lock of purple hair and Oliver is an idiot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,245 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
The Smell of Amortentia by sparkleofmagic reviews
Katie and Oliver and Amortentia need I say more? One- shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Branded by endymion015 reviews
Summer Hathaway is a marked woman. oneshot, drabble
School of Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
In Katie's Defense by this-recurring-dream reviews
In this fluffy oneshot, Oliver has a rawther aggressive, possesive streak. And Katie...well, she's her normal Katie self. Duh. YAAAY KBOW ONESHOTS!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
The Dangers of Quidditch by rage.and.inspiration reviews
Katie Bell is use to getting hurt at Quidditch practice. Or anything, for that matter. But after a painful blow to the head, she realizes that maybe there was a perk to getting hurt... [oneshot, OliverXKatie] r&r please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
I Like You, But I Still Hate You by SereneCalamity reviews
Katie and Freddy absolutely hate each other, but everyone knows that they actually like each other. What happens when they end up in detention alone in an empty classroom. OneShot. FreddyKatie.
School of Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Complete
Quick Turn Around by just giddy reviews
mmmm, OWKB oneshot. slightly inspired by ash and dedicated to a fab author. not tell who till the end. either way katies in need of a juicy story for her column and a sexy hotsman scotsman is always a good subject matter
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Scary Movie by just giddy reviews
KBFW oneshot. katie always had a slight fear of scary movies and what comes after a night of sleeplessness due to creepy noises is certainly not her fault
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Katie B., Fred W. - Complete
Post post post defeat depression by just giddy reviews
KBOW oneshot. of course oliver would fall into a deep depression after losing a match. how typical. and how typical is it that katie would be the one to manage to pull him out of it. though, of course, with some help from roger....
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Backstabber by xx.just.a.contradiction.xx reviews
A pointless fic that involves an extremely angry Katie and a very loud Dresden Dolls song. Oh, and Oliver and a cheating boyfriend named Roger Davies... Rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
No Longer Allowed At Hogwarts: Sirius style by SinnerxXxAmongxXxThexXxSaints reviews
A list of things Sirius is no longer allowed to do at Hogwarts, with a different ending...A oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete
How To Break A Vow of Silence by xx.just.a.contradiction.xx reviews
Katie has taken a vow of silence on a dare, but when their group plays Spin The Bottle, Oliver decides to find the best way to make her talk. basically some KBxOW fluff, you know the kind!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Shower for Two by just giddy reviews
not as weird or nasty as it sounds. promise. i posted this in a rush and couldn't think of another title. FredKatie oneshot. after school plus epilouge SP?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,722 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Katie B., Fred W. - Complete
Drunk as a Skunk With Some Funky Funk Funk by just giddy reviews
hehehehe, i like the title...OWKB oneshot. rating is for mentioning of alcohol and effects on teenage behavior. includes trashed characters :3.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
The Flurp, the Baseball Bat, and the Duct Tape by Prunella reviews
When Betty invites Jimmy over for hot tubbing, there was only evil in her mind. Will Cindy be able to save the day and manage a confession just in time? Now complete!
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/18/2006 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Jimmy N., Cindy V. - Complete
Advanced Note Passing by just giddy reviews
what happens when you stick a captian, his chaser, and some advanced note passing parchment into detention several times? Merlin only knows. one shot for nowmaybe changed later...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,607 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Aroma by xx.just.a.contradiction.xx reviews
Oliver decides to splay his heart out in a note to himself on a spare bit of parchment... One that Fred, George and Katie decide to highjack with interesting results. KBxOW
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Does A Name Define? by just giddy reviews
Katherine ann Bell is sick of her boring and plain jane name and oliver tries to convince her otherwise. i know, i suck at summaries. KBOW oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Problems by just giddy reviews
Oliver Wood finally admits that he DOES have some problems. he even lists them down!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Katie Bell's Thoughts on Fanfiction by just giddy reviews
what Katie Bell REALLY thinks about ff.n
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Smooth Jones, Real Smooth by i am not a chipmunk reviews
Summer and Freddy have a daring expedition to a closet to get chalk...but theres a little mishap involving locked doors, insane teachers, and broken bones. Rated for language. FS. COMPLETE:
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,551 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Complete
Mr & Mrs Jones by sweetcaroline reviews
The School of Rock kids must be 'married' for a whole semester for a school project. What happens when two people who hate each other are suddenly engaged? SF
School of Rock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,081 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/16/2005 - Published: 12/26/2004 - Complete
Spazzy McGee as the Jealous Type by sns1323 reviews
FreddySummer, i don't usually do this pair, but my friend wanted me to, so...yea. Fully Summary inside. Final chapter up!
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,121 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/23/2005 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Complete
A Dip in the Morning by fashy101 reviews
“Oh. What do I have to do for you to like me?” Freddy asked, looking at her with a serious face. “I dunno. Kiss me…” FreddyKatie, one-shot. R&R please.:D
School of Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Complete
Warning! by wyverna reviews
Freddy tries to convince Summer to live a little. One-shot.
School of Rock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2005 - Complete
Watch Me Bleed by Suicidal Mickey Mouse reviews
Two School of Rockers share a secret about their homelives, and they've made a pact. What will it take to reveal the truth? A ZackSummer fic. Complete.
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,690 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/3/2004 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Complete
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Confessions of a Teenage Veela
Hannah is now 11, and is dealing with so many problems... her parents divorce, her best friend that she secretly loves, and her jerky new boyfriend. Somehow, being a veela isn't that satisfying! *Rating for mild violence.* **Sequel to Truth or Dare.**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,343 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - OC
Forever and Always A Tragedy reviews
Rose Weasley has a horrible life. Her parents hate her, and abuse/neglect her. So she decides to end it all. *WARNING: descriptive, gory, self-harming and suicide. Many religious elements, so if you don't believe in God, then don't hate* ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
What a Boyfriend Should Do reviews
Victoire and Teddy live by this list! Well... they don't know it...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Victoire W., Teddy L.
Snow Falls reviews
What if Katniss and Peeta had decided to make the children of The Capitol suffer through what they faced? These hand-picked kids and teenagers must now fight to the death as punishment for what The Capitol has done.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012
Love Is A Tradgedy
Sometimes in life, things will never go as planned. So when She gets her heart broken and decides to get him back, who knows what could happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Scorpius M.
A Night At The Kareoke Room reviews
Summer Hathaway is devastated when her boyfriend, Zack Mooneyham, breaks up with her for no reason. Nine years later, she sings her heart out at a place called: The Kareoke Room. What happens when Zack is there, and hears the whole thing? Read to find out
School of Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Zack M., Summer H. - Complete
Love reviews
Love has a twist of surprising turns. The Next gen girls hope to find it. Follow them through their ups and downs, and remember to R & R! *Rating Changed Because of Themes*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 11/18/2011
Next Gen Hogwarts Never Ends reviews
Parody of High School Never Ends Next Gen Style!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Complete
Hogwarts Never Ends: Regular Era
Parody of High School Never ends by Bowling for Soup... HP STYLE BABY!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Sneaking Around the Burrow reviews
Hermione is in need of a late night snack. She meets the love of her life in the kitchen of the Burrow. The problem, is that she's snogging Fred while dating Ron. Who will she choose? What will happen to the other? * Rating for violence *
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G.
Yum reviews
Why are all the good things so bad? Victoire wants to know. Between being out of bed at 2:00 a.m. with chocolate and Teddy, along with a decision, can Vic take all the madness of goodish-bad crap?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Victoire W., Teddy L. - Complete
Truth Or Dare reviews
What if Voldemort was never born? What if Lily never married James? Did Sirius fall in love! WHO ARE THOSE OCs? Uh, did she get reborn? Anything can happen with a game of Truth or Dare...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,628 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Sirius B., OC - Complete