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HEY! We are two cousins, our location is a mystery, and we LOVE Harry Potter! GO SIRIUS!!!!
Our ages will be displayed NEVER! But a clue is: we are older than 5.
Our mottos are:
Hannah: There's A Rumor Going Around That Boys Are Tougher Than Girls. Oh Please , Can You Carry A 7lb Baby In Your Stomach For 9 Months And Survive Hours Of Labour ? Can You Cook , Clean , And Talk On The Phone All At The Same Time ? Can You Bleed For A Week And Not Die ? Can You Walk In 5 Inch Heels ? Can You Cry All Night Then Wake Up The Next Day Like Everything Is Okay ? Remember Guys , Girls Are Only Helpless Till Their Nail Polish Dries :) Put This On Your Wall If You're Proud To Be A Girl
Kaity: Mommy told me not to...
We are so sorry that we have not been updating, we are majorly busy...
Kaity-My Fav. Character is Fred Weasley, and if you diss him, I will be VERY angry! HE DIDN'T DIE!! HE WAS JUST UNCONSCIOUS!! AND I LOVE TEDDY!!!
Kaity has a game for ya!
Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!
This game has a funny/spooky outcome.
Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.
First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.
4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)
6. Finally, make a wish.
And now the key for the game...
1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4.
5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...
If you don't it will become the opposite.
1. write the name of a person of the opposite gender.
2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, yellow, and green.
3. your first initial?
4. your month of birth?
5. which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same gender as yours.
7. your favorite number?
8. do you like California of Florida more?
9. do you like the lake or ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)
are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If you're initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If You were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever
July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.
white: You will have a friend who completely confides in ykou and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
Re-post this is if you truly care...in honor of Warrior crazy.
I am only eight inches long
But I have all my organs
I love the sound of your voice
Everytime I hear your voice
I wave my arms and legs
The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby
I learned how to suck my thumb
If you can see me, you can definatly tell that I'm a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive on my own though
Its so nice and warm here
You know what Mommy
I am a boy!
I hope that makes you happy
I always want you to be happy
I don't like it when you cry you always sound so sad
It makes me sad to
I cry even though you can't hear me
Mommy my hair is starting to grow
it is very short and fine
But I will have a alot of it
I spend a lot of my time exercising, I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
And stretch my arms and legs I am becoming quiet good at it to
You went to the doctor today mommy, and he lied to you!
He said I'm not a baby
I am a baby mommy, your baby
I think and feel, Mommy whats an abortion?
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him he is cold and heartless
something is intruding my home.
The doctor calls it a needle.
Mommy what is it! It BURNS!!!
Please make it stop
I can't away from it
mommy! HELP ME!!!!
I am ok mommy
I am in jesus's arms
he is holding me
he told me about the abortion
Why didn't you want me mommy?
every abortion is just...
One more heart stopped
Two more eyes that will never see
Two more hands that will never touch
Two more legs that will never run
One more mouth that will never speak...
Grrrrr...I hate abortion if u hate it to copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: Hawksky, Warrior Crazy, Crowfeather's girl, K8yandhammie
If you think Nightcloud is blackmailing Crowfeather to be her mate (thinking its the only logical reason) copy and paste this on your profile
ECLIPSE SPOLER!: If when you found out the power of three were not squirrelflights kits, you did NOT gasp, just shout I KNEW IT! THEY'RE LEAFPOOL AND CROWFEATHER's copy and paste this into you're profile
If you think Thunderclan is too goody goody and should be independent, and hate them for that, copy and paste this onto you're profile
If you will never smoke, do drugs, or anything else in that field, copy and paste this into your profile
If you hate taking medicine, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think Onewhisker was AWESOME as a warrior but is a STUPID IDIOTIC MORON as a leader, copy this into your profile.
If you think Breezepaw is hated by his father, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can't decide who Crowfeather should be with, and can think of good reasons for Leafpool and Feathertail but not poor Nightcloud, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you ever want to be a cat copy and paste this into your profile
If you wish to be Squirrelflight or Leafpool copy and paste this into your profile
If you think warriors is the best books of all copy and paste this into your profile
If you wish the warriors books are true copy and paste this into your profile
I LOVE a lot of gray/black warriors. If you just realized you do too, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you look at people's profiles just to find more "Warriors" copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Cloudtail is an idiot but cool, copy this to your profile.
If you think Crowfeather and Leafpool should have stayed together, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.
If you think Squirrelflight's 'kits' are actually Leafpool's, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Ferncloud has had too many kits to remember, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Barkface has lived waaay too long for any normal Warrior cat, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Thornclaw deserve a mate, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Jaypaw is more grumpy than the elders some days, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Crowfeather took too much mates, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Dustpelt should join the elder's den, copy and paste this into your profile.
You Know You're a Warriors Fan When. . .
1. You say "moons" instead of "months."
2. You wonder what mouse tastes like.
3. You're in love with Jayfeather (or any other awesome cat)
4. You want to follow a shooting star.
5. You're scared of clouds covering the moon.
6. You say "fox/mouse-dung" instead of "crap."
7. You hate it when others are on your territory.
8. You want your own forbidden love.
9. You talk constantly to yourself about how stupid is erin hunter is for killing silverstream,cinderpelt, yellowfang,feathertail and more
10. You knew all along that Squirrelflight was not mother material.
11. You're scared of running across a road.
12.You think Lionblaze is kinda crazy
13. You think Hollyleaf would be awesome without warrior code mouse-dung
14. You think Jayfeather is cool but would be cooler with a GIRL (notice that i capped it)
15. You desperately want Tigerstar to come back to life so he can die nine more times.
16. Repeat 15.
17. Repeat 16.
18. You're afraid of crippling your leg. (Moment of silence for Cinderpelt, please. sob)
19. You make up pairings for fun.
20. You grow out your "claws."
21. You want to be cat and start or join A CLAN.
22. You either hate Crowfeather, love him, or have a love/hate relationship with him.
23. You think ruling the forest would be awesome.
24. You never stop to think what you would do after you took over the forest.
25. You love Crowxleaf, and/or CrowxFeather
26. You hate CrowxNight
27. You think that Twolegs riding horses is mouse-brained. (maybe)
28. You would love to be able to tease everyone in ThunderClan becuase you know all their weaknesses.
29. You think Ferncloud will explode in T-minus two moons (thats how long a cat's pregnant)
30. You think Firestar has no sense of adventure anymore. (GO fireHEART)
31. You're scared to go in the garage because you think there are monsters in there.
.. 10 Guilty
Did you know...
Kissing is healthy
Bananas are good for period pain
It's good to cry
Chicken soup makes you feel better
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers
Lying is unhealthy
You really only need to apply mascara to the top lashes
It's true boys DO insult you when they like you
89 percent of boys want YOU to make the first move
It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed
Chocolate will make you feel better
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing
A good friend never judges
A good foundation hides all hickeys... not that you have any
Boys aren't worth your tears
We all love surprises
Now...make a wish
Wish really hard WISH WISH WISH
If you re post this in 15 min. your wish will be granted
I'm Anne and I'm 25. My boss was horrible. I wished she would get a new job 25 min. later she got hired somewhere else.
Think of a wish when your done scrolling say your wish. However old you are that's how long it will take for your wish to come true IF you repost this in 5 min.
Try not to cry, i know i did!
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so thatmommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
On Sears hairdryer:
On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On artificial bacon:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't re post this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says... "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
Status: Single, in a Relationship, Married, or Other?
Kaity- In a Relationship
Hannah- Single. out of a Relationship (w/ None of ur business) and if u wanna kno get a life stalker
This is a sad story
(This is something sad that brought tears to my eyes ;_; )
A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle...
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug...
Girl hugs him
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
(in the paper the next day)
A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of
Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brake broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know.
Instead,he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then hehad her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meantthat he would die.
If you love any one this much...let them know...before its too late...
What a Boyfriend SHOULD Do:
When she walks away from you mad Follow her
When she stares at your mouth Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you Grab her and don't let go
When she starts cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you Give her your attention
When she pulls away Pull her back
When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared Protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time Reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands Hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes don't look away until she does
When she misses you she's hurting inside
When you break her heart the pain never really goes away
When she says its over she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back.
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.
Give her the world.
Let her wear your clothes.
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
Let her know she's important.
Kiss her in the pouring rain.
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's butt am I kicking?"
This is so awesome...
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .sSS... ... ..sS... ... ... ... ... ... ... . If you're a girl and you've ever
I wish I had a chance to go back and undo what I did. I didn't mean to hurt him... I just didn't like him like that. And now he's done it. He's ruined his life. He should know right from wrong, but he did it anyway... Can't he see I love Teddy, and not him? He shouldn't have stolen Headmistress McGonagall's knickers. But I guess he needed to do something to stop being so depressed. If I had one wish, I would go back and change it all. Victoire Weasley --Written by Kaity :D
If you think people should go to jail for animal cruelty, SPEAK OUT!!! ANIMALS ARE DYING!!!! --Kaity, the crazy and dramatic one!
If your life were a movie, what would the soundtrack be? So, here's how it works:
Opening CreditsWhat I've Been Looking For High School Musical UHHH OK...
Waking up: One In A Million Hannah Montana WHY HAVEN'T I DELETED THIS YET?!?!?!!?
First day at school: She's no you Jesse McCartney OK... ?????????
Making new best friend: You Found Me Kelly Clarkson
Falling in love: G.N.O. Miley Cyrus OK That Doesn't Fit... Maybe I'm trying to deny it...
Breaking up: Be True To Your School Beach Boys That Ain't Right.
Prom: As I Am Miley Cyrus I Guess That's Alright
Graduation: Hear Me Kelly Clarkson Am I tryin' to find a job?!?
Life's okay: We Got The Party Hannah Montana & the Jonas Brothers That Makes Sense
Death of a close friend: Life's What You Make It Hannah Montana WTH?!?!?! WHAT! THE! HECK?!
Mental Breakdown: Do It Again Beach Boys No Comment
Driving: This Is The Life Hannah Montana Ok, So I Like Driving, And HOW MANY STUPID HANNAH MONTANA SONGS DO I HAVE?!?!!?!
Flashback: Sloop John B. Beach Boys WTH?!?!?!
Getting back together: Change Taylor Swift YAY Something Actually Makes Sense! Sorta...
Car accident: Humuhumunukanukaapua'a High School Musical 2 Again... WTH?!?!? How Many Little Kid's Songs Do I Have?!?!?
Wedding scene: The Way I Loved You Taylor Swift I'm Still Tryin To Figure Out If This Is Good Or Not...
Final Battle: Getcha Back Beach Boys Makes Sense
Birth of a child: Pop Princess The Click Five It's A Girl!!!! YAY
Death scene: Fabulous High School Musical 2 Am I Happy I Died?
Funeral Song: In My Room Beach Boys WAS I BURIED IN MY ROOM!!!!????
End Credits: Surfin USA Beach Boys 1. How many Beach Boys songs Do I Have? and 2. Am I Surfin In Heaven? COOL!
Deleted Scenes: I Learned From You Miley and Billy Rae Cyrus So I Learned From My Experience of Dying, AND Daddy? Alright I'll Take That.
Opening Credits: Kiss'n u Miranda Cosgrove OK I guess
Waking up: Teenage Dream Katy Perry THIS MAKES SENSE!!!
Making new best friend:California Grls Katy Perry Ummm WELL...
First day at school:Granade Bruno Mars I spelled Granade right. Right???
Falling in love: Just the way you are Bruno Mars Wow! mine makes sense
Prom: Your luv is my drug Ke$ha Ummm he missed Prom??
Life's okay: Tik ToK Ke$ha Umm I go to alot of parties?? (Bad 1's)
Breaking up: We R Who We R Ke$ha I'm fine!!
Graduation: In my head Jason Durelo I'm crush'n 2??
Death of a close friend: Solo Iyaz Umm kinda depressed here!
Mental Breakdown: Best day Taylor Swift SERIOUSLY????
Driving: U belong w/ me Taylor Swift Ok kinda making sense
Flashback: I'm only me Taylor Swift I guess it waz about my old bf
Getting back together:Love Story Taylor Swift We found each other!!!
Car accident:Break ur heart Taio Cruz Mabye I shoud hav remembered the "brake"
Wedding scene: Natrally Selena Gomez kinda more of a GF BF song but OK
Final Battle:Dumb Love Sean Kingston Umm I waz being dumb??
Birth of a child:Mickey ??? Umm I named it Mickey??
Death scene: Rock God Selena Gomez Um I'm going to the "Rock" God
Funeral Song: Summer's not hot Selena Gomez Umm it's superhot and my hubbie iz singing this
End Credits: Ghost of you Selena Gomez Sad movie
Deleted Scenes: Spotlight Selena Gomez Cheering up a BFF
The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for our country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. post this to your profile, if you are against bullying. You never know what its like until you walk a mile in their shoes.
I know ya'll hate chains, but these really freaked me out:
They hurt her
About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.
FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
Sorry, but I had to put this; even though I love Abercrombie and Fitch. It is hilarious! Kaity
95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Paste this on your profile if you are one of 5% who would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick.
This one, however is awesome, and I respect it... STOP SCREAMING JUSTIN!!!!
Big Harry Potter Survey Thingy
Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?
Could You Prove That Statement In Court?
Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?
Have You Seen All The Movies?
Yes, and I have them all on DVD!
Read All The Books?
What Do You Think Of JKR?
My favorite author! SHE. IS. MY. LIFE. (well, sorta!)
Group Of Characters?
Don't You mean ships?
Teddy/Victoire, Rose/Scorpius, Lily Luna/Lysander,
Expecto Patronum. Mine would be an Alaskan Husky!
For the 4th time, FRED!!!
Weasley's Wizard Wheezes!!!
Muriel. She's a brat!
Umbridge, what a b...
Snape (before he turned good!)
Cho Chang * cough* s... *cough*
None of them, I love them all!
Draco/Harry So Sick! So Wrong! They're meant to be enemies! (Don't think I'm have something against homosexuals, because I don't! I just think that Draco/Harry is sick!)
Cockroach Clusters, Name is gross!
All of them
Borgin & Burkes
Couples? What Do You Think?
Yeah but Ron/Hermione is better because it's canon
YES MADE 4 EACH OTHER!!
Uh...no... she's too old and sophisticated for him!
No... I think it's okay though... Like Scorose...
Yes. Made for each other!
This Or That?
Harry or Ron?
Hermione or Ginny?
Neville or Seamus?
Snape or Slughorn?
Snape, b/c Slughorn's annoying!
Fred or George?
For the 5th Time, FRED!!!
Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?
Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione?
Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?
Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?
Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?
Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione?
ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?
Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?
James/Lily or Snape/Lily?
Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?
Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?
Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?
Malfoy Manor (it's much better after Scorpius is born ;) ...)
Bertie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?
Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?
The Daily Prophet (Except for when they're lying about Harry and Dumbledore!)
Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?
Barty Crouch Sr.
Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?
Ravenclaw PWNS Gryffindor!!!
Have you Been to A Release Party?
No, I wish
Ever cried while reading one of the books?
Maybe during DH
Yeah, when Fred died :'(
Had A Dream About Harry Potter?
Yes, very random
Been To A Fansite?
no... but I will...
Been to JKR’s Site?
No... I should though...
Have You Ever Roleplayed?
YOU HAVE NO PROOF!!
If So/Do..Who were you/ are you?
Did you use to have an absurd theory?
What was it?
It was that Oliver Wood and Katie Bell ended up married. I still believe it too!
Did you/Do you hide your obsession?
Did it/ Does it work?
Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween? For no reason at all?
No, but I was a Ravenclaw for Halloween!
Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”?
Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Initials?
Nope! Because Hermione would be H.J.G.P.and Harry would still be H.J.P. SO THERE!!!!!
Did you just try to prove that wrong?
DUH! CAUSE IT IS WRONG!!!!
Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are a lot alike?
Yes, it's probably so that Harry is almost exactly like his dad!
Do you find it weird that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So A Like?
Look at answer above...
Do you know what fanfiction is?
Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?
What do you think?
Are you a member of a fanfiction site?
How do you think I got this profile page?
Do you write fanfiction?
No...Really? Do I?
Do you like to write fanfiction?
No, I love to write fanfiction.
Ever had Harry Potter Candy?
Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?
Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?
no... I wish!
Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?
See Answer Above
What Character Are You Most Often Compared To?
Hermione, Dominique, Lily Luna, Victoire & Ginny
Do You Agree With This?
Do you object to being Called By them?
Nope! I'm flattered, b/c those are some of my favorites!
Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession?
No, well some are!
Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?
What’s One?(You don’t have to explain)
Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?
Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter?
Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?
Have you re-read the books?
Yes, nine times. DH 13 times... I'm such a nerd!
Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?
I REALLY wish.
Have You Had An RP Party?
Do You Want To?
Not really, I don't even know what it is.
Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical?
I've seen A Very Potter Musical
Have You Ever Wrote One?
Do You Want To?
Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter?
If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it
Are You Going To Write One?
IS The Musical Thing Annoying You?
Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter?
My House at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter Oath
I promise to remember Tonks
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts
1) I will not sing "We're Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
2) Seamus Finnigan is not "after me lucky charms"
3) House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers
4) I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter
5) My headmaster's name is Albus Dumbledore, not "Gandalf”
6) A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly.
7) I will not go into the forbidden forest looking for Charlie the Unicorn
8) Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not be improved by the introduction of muggle firearms.
9) I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket"
10) I will not test my Potions assignments by spiking Snape's drink with them
11) - Especially not all of them at once
12) I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.
13) I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.
14) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.
15) Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka.
16) I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.
17) Mad-Eye Moody knows his eye is creepy, he does not need to be told... again.
18) Yes, the Great Hall is extremely large, but Quidditch is an outside sport.
19) The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate.
20) -Especially in reference to Professor Umbridge.
21) Professor Lupin does not know anyone by the name of Jacob Black.
22) –Even though he was friends with someone named Sirius Black.
23) I will not recite lines from Potter Puppet Pals, as it is awkward and rude.
24) –Especially not during meal times.
25) I will not yell "Hey look It's Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade.
26) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches.
27) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.
28) –Or Wen Hair Care.
29) I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snape’s private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, as it is disturbing.
30) "Oo ee, oo ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang" is not an actual spell.
31) Gryffindor's sword is not to be used to patrol the hallways.
32) Shout "beam me up Scotty" before disapparating.
33) Yelling “to infinity, and BEYOND!” was only funny the first time I took off on my broom.
34) Making a slinky go from the top of the astronomy tower to the ground level is not an appropriate pastime.
35) - especially while singing “everyone loves a slinky”.
36) - especially while singing “everyone loves a slinky” until the slinky hits the bottom.
37) - especially while singing “everyone loves a slinky” until the slinky hits the bottom and starting the whole process over again whenever the slinky gets stuck.
38) - apparently, not everyone loves a slinky.
39) I will not sweep the Gryffindor common room with Harry Potter's prized Firebolt.
40) The Giant Squid is not to be referred to as 'my lord Cthulhu', nor am I allowed to sacrifice first years to it on the new moon.
41) No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
42) Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.
43) First-years should not be encouraged to befriend the Whomping Willow.
44) I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library.
45) Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.
46) A time turner is not a flux capacitator, and I should therefore not install one in any Muggle cars.
47) I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.
48) The muggle television show “Futurama” is fictional and describing the events of each episode while looking at a crystal ball does not count as extra credit in Divination.
49) I will not run through the halls shouting “Snape kills Dumbledore!”
50) There is no such thing as “Wizard Swears” even if I have seen it on Potter Puppet Pals and I should not shout them in the Great Hall.
51) –Nor should I teach them to first years.
52) I will not "borrow" a prefects' badge for Peeves.
53) I am not allowed out of my house dorm when anyone from the Ministry of Magic visits Hogwarts.
54) If Dumbledore wanted to tell me what Aberforth did to the goats, he would’ve told me already.
55) Centaurs do not give free rides to kids and I should stop telling the first years otherwise.
56) "42" is not the answer to every O.W.L or N.E.W.T exam paper.
57) Neither is "Yo Mamma".
58) Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in June.
59) Singing “The Mysterious Ticking Noise” in the library is rude and annoying.
60) –Especially if I get everyone in Gryffindor to sing with me.
61) –Especially if I get everyone in Gryffindor to sing with me and form a large circle around Professor Snape.
62)- Especially if I get everyone in Gryffindor to sing with me and form a large circle around Professor Snape and refuse to let him out of the circle until he finds the pipe bomb.
63) The fact that there are only three unforgivable curses does not mean that every other curse is "pretty much forgivable".
64) Shouting random Latin phrases while waving my wand is not acceptable charms research.
65) I will not shove professor Snape into a wall repeatedly while shouting “Bother” over and over again.
66) -Nor will I enchant the Whomping Willow to do so.
67) Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'.
68) The Muggle known as George W. Bush is not related to or working for Lord Voldemort in any way, and I am to stop insinuating that he is.
69) Singing 99 Bottles of Potion on the wall nonstop repeatedly will result in a detention.
70) Hagrid is not to be referred to as “Gargamel” is not trying to capture the house elves for use in making a potion.
71) Mrs. Norris does not like playing with blast-ended skrewts.
72) If asked in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling "It does DEATH!" may be correct but is not the manner in which one should answer.
73) I will not swap Draco's broom with one out of Filch's broom cupboard.
74) I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.
75) -I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.
76) -It was not an honest mistake.
77) Despite the name, using transcripts of MuggleCast is not useful for writing essays in Muggle Studies.
78) I will not shout “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!” every time I pass Dumbledore in a corridor.
79) Professor Flitwick's first name in not Yoda.
80) Humming/singing/referring in any way to Duran Duran's "Hungry Like the Wolf" around Professor Lupin is inappropriate. It's best not to bring up "Thriller", either.
81) I am not the wicked witch of the west.
82) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.
83) I will not melt if water is poured over me.
84) -Neither will Professor Umbridge.
85) "To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.
86) Asking Snape if his sister’s ok after that house fell on her is tasteless and will earn you a month of detention.
87) Shouting “Abracadabra” can be misheard and start a panic.
88) Professor Trelawney’s name is not “Madame Crack-Addict.”
89)-Neither is Professor Snape’s.
90) Dragons are not permitted inside the castle, even if you are having trouble starting a fire in the common room fireplace.
91) I will not discuss my theory that Voldemort and Michael Jackson went to the same plastic surgeon.
92) I will not loudly tell Hermione that “THE MARAUDER’S MAP ISN’T SUPPOSED TO BE USED FOR STALKING LOCKHART!” in front of a large group of Slytherins.
93) –Even if she is stalking Lockhart.
94) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.
95) I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.
96) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on who will come out alive.
97) Bringing fortune cookies to Divination class does not count for extra credit.
98) I am not allowed to declare an official Hug A Slytherin Day.
99) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
100) Getting everyone in the Great Hall to do the Time Warp will not earn me any house points.
List your 12 fav. Harry Potter Characters
5. Lily Luna
9. Albus Severus
10. James Sirius
What if One and Two dated?
It would be a perfect match!!!
Would you read a fanfic about Nine and Seven?
Only if Ginny is helping Al with quidditch/homework.
Would you write a fanfic about Four and Eight? What would the title be?
DUH!! It would be called Love.
What if 9 got 10 pregnant?
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: I know how to please a woman.
Man: I want to give myself to you.
Man: I'd go through anything for you.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb butt?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "dude drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile
Ways to make sure you're insane
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.
Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"
Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.
As often as possible, skip rather than walk .
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
Sing along at the opera.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme .
Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.
When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"
When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!"
If you ever tripped where there was a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile, and add your name to the list: Littlewhisker, Dovetail, AnThony Kaz, Crowfeather's girl, K8yandhammie.
REMEMBER WHEN ..
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are
1) i need to tell you a secret. go to 5
Characters in Love:
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Wow, we need lives. You know, I need a life, we need lives? Whatever.