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Joined 01-24-03, id: 331536
Author has written 16 stories for X-Men, Harry Potter, and X-Men: The Movie.

I will not be just a tourist in the world of images, just watching images passing by which I cannot live in, make love to, possess as permanent sources of joy and ecstasy.
Anais Nin

This is the disclaimer for everything I am posting here. This is fan-fiction- the key word is fan which implies that I do not own the characters or else it would be fiction, or under fiction-press.

Since I have only written X Men fic so far:
Disclaimer: I owe nothing but what/who Stan Lee turned his hand to. I own those characters you do not recognize, namely Alaster, his family members and his past, his present, his future and his mutation(s).
What I do to beloved characters is because I thought of it, thought it could happen and be possible- if you do not agree with me or with things I’ve written tell me (why especially) please.

I also (conviently) own nothing that J.K Rowling has created. If I did, I definitly would have skimped more on the use of the word "said" and referenced/credited all the mythology that I toook ideas from better.

All feedback is welcome (hence the email address present)

Thank You

"Your calling in life is where your greatest pleasure and the world's greatest pain meet, " Frederick Buether

The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it? KJV Jeremiah 17:9

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Back in the Hole by TeacherTam reviews
Ryan's still new to the O.C., preChristmukkah. His past comes back. Violence, language, sexual abuse. My first fanfic.
O.C. - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,091 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 4/21/2004 - Ryan A.
The Chino by JBKAF Productions reviews
Ryan's return to The Chino. (A Brandywine421 and Joey51 combined effort)
O.C. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,887 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/1/2004 - Published: 5/18/2004
When Life Throws You Lemons by Emma Morgan reviews
---Finished---What if all the Cliffhangers had never gone to Horizon, but to a normal public school. This is their story. Rated R for mature subject matter on several different levels. Please R&R!
Higher Ground - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,123 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/29/2003 - Published: 6/29/2003
The Adelayda Series by SG3 reviews
SLASH! RyanSeth. Ryan's with Marissa, but is that what he really wants?
O.C. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/7/2003
Superglue by Lassiter reviews
See title. [Bobby, John, and a geography project.]
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2003 - Rogue, Toad
Option E by Lassiter reviews
Bobby has identity issues. John is weirded out. Slash.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2003 - Rogue, Storm
Watching Mars by mackerel sky reviews
Kirsten is concerned about the chemistry between Seth and Ryan.
O.C. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2003
Shattered by babywitch reviews
In which there are reflections, superheroes, and the effects of amnesia. ColinEphram. Slash.
Everwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 9/2/2003 - Published: 4/2/2003
Touch by Heath07 reviews
Slash(non-smut). Taboo. Ryan is not perfect. (2nd person POV)
O.C. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2003
Sink or Swim by holycitygirl reviews
Slash--RyanSeth. Ryan's thoughts during Model Home. (Not smut -but please don't read if you don't like boyboy relationships)
O.C. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2003
The End of Summer by ingrid-matthews reviews
(SethRyan) The title says it all ...
O.C. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2003
Darker Destiny by Nadja Lee reviews
AU. A 'what if Xavier had never formed the X-men' story. Each character tells of their ‘Darker Destiny’ (movie but a few with roots in the comicverse). Rated for violence & sexuality (including short homosexual mention) Mature readers only. New parts
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,194 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/10/2003 - Published: 7/20/2002
Early Morning Musings by Cheshire reviews
Jack gets Will drunk. Will thinks, mostly of Jack. Set in the same timeline as Freedom. JackxWill slash
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/13/2003 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Zippo in Hand by Lassiter reviews
A portrait of the pyromaniac as a twelve-year-old kid.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2003
2plus2equals5 by Lassiter reviews
Bobby takes long showers. John/Rogue.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2003 - Rogue
Christmastime by Miss Puppylove reviews
Sirius, Remus, Christmas at Hogwarts, and a convenient couch in the common room. What more could anyone possibly want? (Slash, fluffy)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,347 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Gradually by ajayd reviews
Remy is coping, but life keeps throwing curve balls. Who will be there for him? Slash eventually.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,665 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/24/2003 - Published: 4/25/2003 - Complete
Pivotal by Charli J reviews
Bobby/John. You know the theory.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2003
Dancing About Architecture by sugar.coated reviews
Because accidents happens so easy, and you can't really talk about love. # SLASH # John/Bobby Pyro/Iceman
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2003 - Pyro, Iceman
The King of Hearts by Kyrri reviews
COMPLETE!!!! (Finally) There’s a certain Auburn-haired Cajun Logan wants – but will he ever manage to get him? Lets find out, shall we… (slash warning; m/m pairing)
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,484 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/11/2003 - Published: 10/2/2002 - Complete
Your Eyes in Fire by Akazukin Elle reviews
The long depth of August; a memory, an emotion, a moment in time. Slash, Bobby/John; vague X2 spoilers.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/7/2003
Last Season by Akazukin Elle reviews
Bobby is a good boy, even when he's doing bad things. Slash BobbyJohn.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2003 - Iceman, Pyro - Complete
Seamus is Seamus and You are Yourself by Ari Munami reviews
Harry goes through some... er, changes before Sixth Year. Everyone, including Draco Malfoy, sits up and takes notice. DM/HP. Chapter 19: Yes, people... 'TIS THE LAST CHAPTER! How in all seven hells will it end??
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,791 - Reviews: 1780 - Favs: 1,734 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 4/30/2003 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Romance of Dishes by Moony Whore reviews
Washing the dishes often leads to water fights but in this case it leads to not only this but exposing emotions too. John/Bobby
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2003 - Pyro, Iceman - Complete
Even in Enmity by Mala reviews
These two hate each other. A lot. M/M *Slash*.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2003
Gravity by penknife1 reviews
There are all kinds of weight. Rogue is learning that. Movieverse. Contains mild slash.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Published: 12/11/2002 - Rogue
Code of Silence by Taylor4 reviews
Friends of Jess's come into town, bringing his past with them. Can it fit with his future? Complete.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,558 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/8/2002 - Published: 4/20/2002 - Complete
The Family by Emer reviews
A new boy comes to Horizon, but he is much more than meets the eye. IT'S FINISHED!!
Higher Ground - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,454 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/13/2002 - Published: 8/18/2002
Parting Thoughts from the Heart of the Flame by Skyfire21 reviews
St. John Allerdyce reflects back on his life during his last days with legacy, he talks about old friends, good times, unspoken love, and life lessons...Pyro is copyright marvel, i don't own him...please please PLEASE...read and review. Thanks!
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/11/2002
Walking Spanish by bleargh reviews
Wesley takes Spike out for his birthday. Things happen. (SLASH - S/Ws)
Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/29/2001
Medea by kangeiko reviews
Remy finds someone to be more than a friend after his return from Antarctica. What repercussions will their relationship have on the rest of the X-Men? Bobby/Remy slash, Remy/Rogue.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,888 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2000 - Complete
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Love Songs in Age reviews
Post X2. I should have probably split this into four chapters but I didn't. Truth or Dare, Mansion style. numerous pairings,
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,680 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2005
Our Lady of Satellites reviews
(more than a one shot) BobbyJohn slash- drug use, abuse, mild language; comic book, music and Violent Femmes references Uploaded Up to 17; Now rated R
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,252 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 3/18/2004 - Complete
How He Lost reviews
Post X2. You're very good at watching him walk away. How He Lost
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/31/2004
Limerick reviews
This further clarifies my inablility to write anything dirty, or, for that matter, funny. Or outside of the BobbyJohn pairing. From a liverjournal prompt.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/31/2004
After the Fall reviews
John P.O.V (I'm predictable like that)- set post X2. Elements of hazy slash I guess. More about connecting. R for mention of sexuality and bad words
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,351 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2004
Ibidem in the same place reviews
So... told from Bobby's mom's point of view. Non slash. Non cannon. Non anything really. Does have too much to do with the comics or the movies because I'm cool like that
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2004
Days of the Week reviews
little bit of fluff I wrote. An attmpet at humor; told mostly in dialouge. BobbyJohn; JohnBobby- Scott, Ororo, Marie, and Logan are seen briefly. 7 short stories- each 100 words.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2004
Through The Vents reviews
My first attempt at getting into Scott's mind- slash only in brief memory, minor language. Set after Jean's death (X2) still a bit rough on the edges- sorry
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/14/2004
Half Mast reviews
Logan watches. (my attempt at a 100 worder- it's 150.)edited
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/14/2004
Photomontage reviews
a few castoff ideas from the Our Lady of Satelites piece that didn't quite fit. maybe I worked it so it could fit here. johnbobby. one shot. slash away
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Complete
Blurred Edges reviews
It was exactly 9:13 and 26 seconds when the lights went out. Remy-slash-it'sabloodymystery
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/17/2004
Insert Working title here reviews
This is extremely rough- as in barely edited (see title). But to appease friends, I posted. draconeville (editing will come soon)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/17/2004
Dream As If reviews
A new student arrives at the Institute with *several* mutations of his own and his own Weapon X training. He has the potential to destroy everything that teh X Men know
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,942 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 7/17/2003
Play With Fire reviews
God I hate summaries. RemyJohn edited
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/17/2003
Hold Me Up reviews
Rogue just wants someone to hold her but how can John hold someone you can't touch?(Ryro undertones)(and a NY DOLLS! ref!!! dude)
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2003
Infinite Space and Sky reviews
John has not slept for a full night in a month. He finds ways to amuse himself. Slash undertones (john watching bobby) edited for clarification
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2003
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