Julis Caesar
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Joined 10-05-11, id: 3315655, Profile Updated: 03-11-14
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Doctor Who, and Torchwood.

Profile reboot beginning now, because I wrote the last version after being awake for 28 hours.

Right-o.

Basics: I'm Julis Caesar (no, not really, but you're not getting any more than that). A/s/l: Old enough to watch Torchwood, young enough to have not grown up with Classic Who. None. University of Washington-Seattle. If you're good enough to track me down from that, I'm bloody impressed.

Me in other places: The newest thing is I have a Tumblr: http://eighthdoctor.tumblr.com And I'm doing things with it... I think. I don't really know.

Updating: I update when I can. I'm also a freshman in the UW Honors program so time is a bit tight. RIGHT NOW I AM NOT WRITING ANYTHING, I AM TAKING A TWO WEEK BREAK TO PASS MY FINALS.

On disclaimers: I have relatives who are lawyers. Disclaimers a) aren't necessary and b) actually open yourself up to bigger lawsuits. Announcing that you don't own anything isn't helpful either.

Fandoms: Harry Potter (I swear it's a gateway fandom), Doctor Who, Sherlock (BBC), Supernatural, Avengers, Merlin. So far, at least. :D

Writings: Oh gods. Here goes.

Completed:

Guns, Wands, and Bananas: First complete fic! I'm so proud of myself. I'm less proud of this work, though: I feel like the Doctor flips between Nine and Ten very awkwardly and Rose isn't in-character at all.

Weaken the Lock: DONE AND I'M HYPERVENTILATING RIGHT NOW.

1. The Missing Piece: The Doctor’s escape.
2. The Forgotten Lord: Past(s), and what to do about them, featuring the Order of the Phoenix.
3. The Mark of the Snake: The Doctor’s body has been busy while he’s away; the lack of human memories doesn’t help any.
4. Bigger on the Inside: The Doctor visits the Ministry of Magic, with predictable results.
5. The Memories of the End: How we got to where we are.
5a. Interlude - Meta-Fictional Problems: "You're a character from a TV show!" "And you're a character from a book. Problem?"
6. The Nativity Story: Christmas in an alternate universe is just as dangerous.
7. A Madman with a Box: There are new/old aliens to be rid of, and the Doctor’s going to need the help of his new companion.
8. The Predator of the Daleks: Daleks from another universe. Haven't we seen this before?
9. The History of Loss: The Doctor, Hogwarts, and a new complication.
10. The Perfect Guards: The Doctor makes the time to destroy Azkaban. Or at least, he tries to.
11. The Fall: Is it possible for Lucifer to fall further? The answer, it turns out, is yes.
12. The Possibilities: The Doctor ends up in a post-apocalyptic Earth, contaminated by a plague that is invariably fatal.
13. The Road to Hell: Taking over the world one more time.
14. Ragnarok: The End of Time was just the beginning. This is the end.

On Hiatus:

On the Side of Angels: Two chapters written and posted. I will come back after WtL is complete and rewrite Torchwood Season 2 and Doctor Who series 4 to accommodate the baby.

Physics and the Doctor: One chapter written and posted. More coming whenever I get ahead on everything else.

Serpent's Tears: Er... this badly needs a complete overhaul. Mostly to acquire a plot, which this is badly missing right now. I have no clue when this will be in work again. Probably around May.

Arcadia: Which looks complete, but actually isn't. I plan to take that first chapter, and rewrite the events from the Doctor's POV. Expect angst. Lots and lots of angst.

Reviewer One-shots:

A Single Rose Can Be My Garden - A Single Friend, My World: One-shot for I Worship Steven Moffat, 100th reviewer of WtL.

On the Side of Angels: Chapters 1 and 2 are "one-shots" for Twicked, 200th and 300th reviewer of WtL.

400th reviewer will get a one shot! - As will 500th! Both are being combined into a 10k Wholock thing. 400th reviewer was Windarian, and 500th reviewer was Jimbobob5536. 600th reviewer was Ashlee Pond, and 700th reviewer was blue dragon of the 13. Since I'm way behind, I'll PM you two later.

Planned Stories:

Eyes of Green and Red: Depressed and suicidal, Harry left the Dursleys for good one night in 1996. That was also the night that the Dark Lord sent a raid to capture him. When Harry is brought before him, Voldemort discovers something interesting: Harry is the Horcrux he never meant to make.
- Status: 36k, but a lot needs to be edited and reworked because of plot developments. Each plot arc (projected at around 50k) will cover one season: Summer, Fall, Winter, Midwinter (screw traditional seasons anyway), and Spring are plotted, and it is projected to continue into Harry's seventh year.

Dark!Sherlock - untitled: In one universe, Sherlock overdosed, leading - through a long chain of events - to his meeting with a Dr. John Watson. In another, he did not, leading - through a different chain of events - to his meeting with a Mr. James Moriarty. Overconfident, Mycroft is not paying as much attention to his brother as he should - and London trembles.
- Status: 4k, and I have no clue how long this is going to be. Has a potential to be quite M, but don't know how far I want to take it. Not actually my fault - blame Apostrophia.

Staying Is Not an Option: Once upon a time, two little boys watched clouds while laying in the red-orange grass. Thousands of years later, they fought a war across the stars, chasing each other throughout the universe, leaving destruction in their wake. This is the story of the progression from one to the other, of how two little boys became the most infamous and most feared beings: The Doctor and the Master.
- Status: 2k, I have no clue how long this one is going to be either. Probably a lot of short scenes, and not a traditional story structure.

The Prodigal Son: Regulus Black shows up to Number 12, Grimmauld Place, in the beginning of August, 1995. He brings with him information that could change the entire course of the war... but is burdened by inner demons that prevent him from finishing it.
- Status: 4k, probably headed for 50k. Traditional plot structure, I know precisely where this is going.

For the Roads We've Yet To Walk: A character study on River Song, following her POV through The Impossible Astronaut.
- Status: 6k, probably around 15k in total.

Untitled: One-shot from Umbridge's POV. Character study, unwritten.

Demon's Run Redux: A friend told me that River's speech at the end of A Good Man Goes to War could have tipped the Doctor over into suicide. I said not that Doctor - but maybe another one? This is the results of that thought. Also unwritten.

T'was Blind But Now I See: Post-Reichenbach, almost certainly AU. An attempted blackmail goes awry, and Sherlock is forced to return to 221B without a crucial debriefing. Unwritten.

What Time Forgot: When she was seven, Amelia Pond found her imaginary friend. True, he was a little more injured than she had planned on, but he was all hers. Twelve years and four psychiatrists later, he came back - but her mad man with a blue box has no clue who she is. And the longer she gets to know him, the more she comes to realize: He is living a lie, and the mysteries only hide more mysteries. Both the Universe and the Doctor are running out of time, and it’s going to be up to one Amy Pond to rescue them before events come to a sudden end. Still unwritten. Also not my fault - this one goes to Steven Moffat and the Doctor Who Tumblr for throwing this bunny at me.

PROFILE NOT COMPLETE. WILL RETURN TO WORK LATER. WHEN HOMEWORK IS DONE, ie. NEVER. SORRY 'BOUT THAT.

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Potter Who and the Wossname's Thingummy by ForrestUUID reviews
No TARDIS, no screwdriver, and no memory - on the plus side, an owl and a wand! May or may not be AU. "It's all in the mind, you know."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,062 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 8/31/2012 - 11th Doctor
A Study in Magic by Books of Change reviews
When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently she was unprepared for the shock of finding the cause behind Harry Potter's disappearance. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 82 - Words: 516,000 - Reviews: 4254 - Favs: 3,831 - Follows: 4,111 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 101, Precautionary Measures: Pt. 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 561,157 - Reviews: 23757 - Favs: 13,410 - Follows: 12,319 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 394,216 - Reviews: 6483 - Favs: 7,108 - Follows: 6,255 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Theta Tau by PhoenixWormwood137 reviews
If there's one child he can't stand to watch cry, it's this one. But now, stopping the tears may have incredible consequences. Silence might even fall. • Sequel to my "Darillium" fic, in which I use a DW fandom cliché for my own dastardly purposes. Can be read alone. Takes place after the end of series six.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,854 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 9/12/2012 - 11th Doctor, The Woman
Geoffrey Hunter and the Secret Society by iwright reviews
The students can hex you, their parents can curse you, your colleagues are all a little bit crazy, and a terrorist group wants to kill you. Other than that, being the new Professor of Muggle Studies at Hogwarts is a pretty easy gig. Rated M for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 73,321 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - OC
The Story of Amelia Pond by Ashlee Pond reviews
He wasn't so Raggedy, any more, but he looked heartbroken. "Wait for me, Amelia Pond. And then we get to go on all our adventures. And I wouldn't change it for the world." - This is the story of Amelia Pond. And this is how it ends. Back at the beginning. TATM Spoilers.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Chasing The Sun by Loten reviews
AU, from Order of the Phoenix onwards. Hermione only wanted to learn Healing; she discovers that Professor Snape is a human being after all, and his actions dramatically shape the course of the war as events unfold. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 491,105 - Reviews: 7013 - Favs: 2,718 - Follows: 1,572 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Slytherins by Noa Alexandra reviews
Harry Potter begins his story as usual, until he hesitates under the sorting hat and gets thrown in Slytherin. Which sucks. Begins closely following the story of Sorcerer's Stone and gets more and more separate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,513 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detective In Training reviews
What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1398 - Favs: 2,115 - Follows: 198 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
My Name Is Meg by Piedgy777 reviews
Sneering Slytherins, riddling mysteries, mysterious riddles, irritating girls and back-chatting doorknockers. Some parts of Hogwarts never change. What's a girl to do? My name is Meg. And this is my Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,550 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - OC, Draco M. - Complete
Post Tenebras, Lux by Loten reviews
"After Darkness, Light." A chance meeting ten years after the war may not be just a coincidence, and may prove to have very far-reaching consequences. A story of many things, but primarily of healing. SS/HG; rated M for later chapters. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 313,349 - Reviews: 2831 - Favs: 2,176 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Shoe in for Godot by OhShirleyUJest reviews
This is what happens when an English teacher assigns one too many existentialist plays. What happens when Estragon is confronted by someone - not Vladimir - while waiting for Godot... Based off Samuel Beckett's "Waiting for Godot".
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Complete
SM CASE FILES by lillyankh reviews
There are some things in this world that we were never meant to understand.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Worth by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
Maybe he couldn't tell her, the Doctor realized. Maybe he would never be able to tell her, would never find the right words, would never find the right chance. But maybe, just maybe, he could show her.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/12/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 4,131 - Follows: 687 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Ten Times Trouble by Rosethorn reviews
Ian and Barbara are getting married. The Doctor attends. All ten of him. Plus companions. Chaos ensues.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,241 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Barbara W., Ian C. - Complete
WWP Presents: The Heir of Slytherin by evansentranced reviews
"Heir of Slytherin! Seriously evil wizard coming through!" "Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant!" Watch as Harry is stalked by Fred and George, film makers Extraordinaire. Crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
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Reason is a Liar
"And if I am right?" "Then I am wrong, and I will face the consequences. Are you coming?" One Gallifreyan, too intelligent for her position. One human, too wild for civilization. A story that spans centuries, a billion miles, and two very different cultures. (Leela/Rodan, for those of you who can't place the quote)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,288 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Complete
What Time Forgot reviews
When she was seven, Amelia Pond found her imaginary friend. Twelve years and four psychiatrists later, he came back - but her mad man with a blue box has no clue who she is. And the longer she gets to know him, the more she comes to realize: The damage is not all physical, and the mysteries only hide more mysteries. A/U of Series 5 with Ten instead of Eleven.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,157 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 8/3/2013 - 10th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
How Not to Make a Child reviews
Three Academy students. Several lectures on Gallifreyan reproduction. Apparently far too much free time. One child... Now what?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/17/2013 - 1st Doctor, The Master, The Rani - Complete
When You Imprison the Master reviews
In an attempt to draw the Doctor in, one of his enemies uses the Master as bait... and gets a little more than he bargained for.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2013 - 8th Doctor, The Master, Charley P. - Complete
Weaken the Lock reviews
A criminal whose soul was sucked out woke up and escaped. The TARDIS was missing and the Doctor didn't know where or when he was. Voldemort was back, and Sirius Black had a few more secrets left,. To top this all off, there was a watch involved, and a very good reason for Barty Crouch Jr and the Tenth Doctor to look identical. Angst. Oh, so much angst.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 194,841 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - 10th Doctor, TARDIS, N. Tonks, Barty C. Jr. - Complete
The First Six Things reviews
Regeneration is always painful and disorienting, but this time it's more disorienting than most. / Brief one-shot inspired by the news of Matt Smith's departure.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, TARDIS, Clara O. - Complete
Arcadia reviews
"I was there at the Fall of Arcadia. Someday I might even come to terms with that." Tenth Doctor, Doomsday.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2013 - 8th Doctor - Complete
On the Side of Angels reviews
After the events of "Last of the Time Lords," the world has one last surprise in store for the Doctor - the Master had a son. And Time Lord genes are dominant. Damaged as he is, the Doctor still has to care for the baby - the only other Time Lord - while dealing with the aftereffects of the Year That Never Was.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,674 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - 10th Doctor, Jack H.
Physics and the Doctor reviews
The Doctor, for reasons best known only to him, feels the need to carry out physics experiments. River gets recruited to help. NOTE: An ongoing series of one-shots with no particular continuity or restrictions. Rating may change later.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/26/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
A Single Rose Can Be My Garden - A Single Friend, My World reviews
Prize for 100th reviewer of WtL: I Worship Steven Moffat asked for 10/Rose fluff. My muse provided 10.2/Rose fluff instead. This is 10.2's POV of WtL Chapter 22 and contains spoilers through there.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,665 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/22/2012 - 10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T. - Complete
Serpent's Tears reviews
Sarah receives her Hogwarts letter, just like everybody else. Unlike everyone else, she's Muggle-born... And in Slytherin. She is absolutely determined to arrange the world around her ideals- and if Voldemort gets in the way, well, too bad for him. WIP, no ships, OC-who-I-am-trying-to-keep-from-being-a-mary-sue, etc. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,046 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - OC, Severus S.
Guns, Wands, and Bananas reviews
Two things can go wrong with Apparation: you can splinch yourself, or you can miss your destination. On the escape from Grimmauld Place, Hermione does the latter, rather than the former, and the trio ends up inside the TARDIS after it crash lands in Wales. The Doctor is surprised.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,163 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 9/13/2012 - 10th Doctor, Voldemort - Complete