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I love: People!

I hate: Ghetto, da hood, outrageous amounts of cursing, bad grammar.

My Music: Indie, soft rock, alternative, country, and some rap/hip hop.

My Hobbies: Writing, drawing, that type of stuff.

My Movies: Edward Scissorhands, Sweeney Todd, Alice In Wonderland, Donnie Darko.

List your twelve favorite characters.

1. The Mad Hatter (Alice In Wonder [Tim Burton])

2. Edward Scissorhands

3. Roy Mustang (FullMetal Alchemist)

4. Sweeney Todd

5. Beetle Juice

6. Alice Kingslay (Alice In Wonderland [Tim Burton])

7. Edward Elric (FullMetal Alchemist)

8. Inuyasha

9. Danny Fenton

10. Snape (Harry Potter)

11. Jayfeather (Warrior Cats)

12. Chessur Cat (Alice In Wonderland [Tim Burton])

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

You're mad, Hatter, would you like some tea? No! I don't know why a raven is like a writing desk. Quit asking.. AHAHA that is funny. What do you want?

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

I have no idea how to respond to this at all... Yes?

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Uh.. Roy? ROY! *Drags in* ^U^

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

LOL WHAT. Okay.. If you say so.. I mean, I am all for gay marriages.. I just think Sweeney, you're a little old for Danny, eh?

5 cooked you dinner?

No, Beetlejuice I will not marry you, and I do not like .. bugs in my dinner..

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Stares at*

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

...Damn. I am against incest..

8 got into the hospital somehow?

..How?... Lol..Wait is it one of the nights where he's human? OH NO WHAT IS THEY SEE HIS EARS??!?!

9 made fun of your friends?

That's unlike him.. :c Meanie.

10 ignored you all the time?

LOL not surprised.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Oh? Hatter? He's out smart them with his mad ways and then we'd both laugh madly at them as they looked stupid on the ground.

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Freaks, and accidentally cuts me?

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

Flowers? Because he's got a lot of those, eh?

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Depends.. Probably nothing.. LET ME BURN D:

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarassed. What will 5 do?

Laugh? Lol.. Or make me say his name three times so he can help me get out of it.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

"Ew! That vulger personality doesn't deserve you're bright one. You're better off with.. Hmm.. Hatter." "But are don't you have a think for Hatter?" "No, I insist, he's all yours." ... I WISH.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Awkwardly.

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

Probably gunna hit me on top of my head.

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

Cheers me on...

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Use a potion to shut me up..

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Uhm.. he's madly sexy, and amazing.. and funny.. and mad.. and sexy.. and mad..

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

... What is with you guys and Danny.. You and Sweeney really love him huh?

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

Seeing as Roy is WAY UBER older than me.. They'll not like him. AND he;s blind.. so.. idk.

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

... Danny, you got's it.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

LOL NO. Alice would have to be completely mad.

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

Lol.. Nothing.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

He... LIKES IT.

Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?

Uh.. I'm sure you'll find someone, ehh.. Inuyasha, the world is full of .. er lucky guys..

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Sometimes I wish I could be like the white crayon in the box. That way, no one would ever use me.

I don't smoke, there are cooler ways to die.

There is a "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, "us" in trust, and "if" in life.

And after Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F.

Oh so you can join the army when your 16, but you have to be 21 to drink?

If 2012 does begin to happen ..We'll just have Kanye interrupt it

And then God created Saturn ..and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.

People say you can't live without love.. I think oxygen is more important XD

The guy who discovered milk, what the hell was he doing with the cow?

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Remember this, if someone is bothering you. It takes 40 muscles to frown, but it takes only three to stick up your middle finger and say, "Bite me!"

My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem...

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

Perfect men are only fictional.

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is man's way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I'm not a complete idiot --Some parts are missing.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

God must love stupid people; He made so many.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

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Pick a Card by Laree England reviews
the Mad Hatter is playing cards with Alice when things go bad. R&R!
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Forgotten by InkPoisoning reviews
Children, of course, have a pestilential tendency to grow up, and ergo, leave behind those that they once held quite dear. But those that are left behind will wait patiently for the day that they will be remembered, even though such a day seldom comes.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Edward
You're Not Alone! REVISED:U by Aerystile reviews
Elisabeth Elric thought she was alone in the world. She thought she didn't need anyone, that is, until she decided she wanted to become a state alchemist. What happens when she learns Edward Elric might be her brother? T for future - RoyxOc a little
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Roy M., Edward E.
Lillies in the garden by raventeller reviews
Edward has been alone for more than 90 years, still beautiful and special. Until one day, the 14 year old great-grand daughter of Kim runs as far as she can from the orphanage, but as far as she can run is to Edward.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/6/2004 - Published: 6/6/2004
Inventions Amiss reviews
Faira Wayne is a young female inventor looking for something old to fix up. When she finds the mansion up for sale, she had to grab it. Who thought that there was something more to fix than just the mansion?
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Edward