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If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5024 - Favs: 5,027 - Follows: 1,328 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Heart Wants by JenRar reviews
Stepsiblings Emmett & Bella have fought an attraction for years, but one game of "I Never" compels them to act. Emmett's best friend Edward gets involved, and life gets a little more interesting. Em/B, E/B, Em/B/E. E/B HEA. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,296 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - [Bella, Edward, Emmett] - Complete
The Secret by Duessa reviews
It appears that Edward has dropped something in Bella's bedroom... What will Bella think when she finds it? A romantic comedy, Twilight-style. BxE & rated M for delicious lemons and a bit of foul language... enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 139,126 - Reviews: 1589 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One More Chance by tpec1991 reviews
When Edward&Bella met it was love at 1st sight. On their wedding day, Edward makes a huge mistake. Hurt, Bella runs away w/o a trace. What happens when years later he runs into her and discovers that she's NOT with some1 but also she's not ehmm... ALONE?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 361,389 - Reviews: 3565 - Favs: 2,394 - Follows: 1,939 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Searching by TwilightMommyof4girls reviews
After Bella's 18th birthday, Edward is more protective, until he hurts her himself. He leaves, afraid of what he's done. The Cullens race after him. Bella alone and unknowingly PREGNANT. Edward is gone. Bella ran away. The Cullens are SEARCHING for both.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 203,209 - Reviews: 2125 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Crazy Perfect by TwilightMommyof4girls reviews
This story was written more than a year ago but was lost in a computer crash before being posted. It was just recovered so I decided to share it in my effort to get everything updated and completed. There are 3 chapters and an epilogue. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,775 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Bella - Complete
The Real Life of E A Masen by Vancouver-Canuck-Girl reviews
Edward Cullen - to most, he's a boring book editor but he's really an elusive romance novelist with an erotic flair. When he's not writing porn, I mean romance, he's just a guy who's married to his high school sweetheart and father of three teens. This funny, romantic, sweet Daddyward will make you laugh and cry. (Bonus: A Jake you'll love, too)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,495 - Reviews: 3872 - Favs: 2,259 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sincerely, Sergeant Masen by 2carm2carm2 reviews
One bored night, Bella goes online and stumbles across an American's soldier's profile. On a whim she decides to write Sergeant Masen a letter. She never thought she would get a response back from Iraq, much less fall in love with a man in combat boots.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 49 - Words: 204,935 - Reviews: 7350 - Favs: 5,855 - Follows: 4,162 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bind Me To You by WitchyVampireGirl reviews
At age 13, Bella cast a spell to keep from ever falling in love. Now 5 years later, everything has changed and nothing is what it seems. It's a race against time to either fall in love or risk losing it forever. AH, Supernatural
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,222 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Failure to Thrive by Julesnerd reviews
Bella is sexually unfulfilled after four horrible encounters. She meets Edward Masen, and things begin to change. Edward is sexally insatiable and Bella has been told she's frigid. B/E/AH/AU/OOC. Rated M for a reason! Lemons to follow. Humor/Sarcasm
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 195,999 - Reviews: 2420 - Favs: 3,457 - Follows: 2,612 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Soliloquy by Simaril reviews
Edward and Bella have been reunited and are building a new life together. But with the changed family dynamic, and a new threat on the horizon, things are not going to be easy. Sequel to I'm Only Sleeping.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 108,232 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tattoos Like Mile Markers by casket4mytears reviews
Finalist, Tattward/Inkella Challenge. It was the first day she saw the tattoos peering out from beneath his shirt. It was the first day he spoke, capturing the pain locked within her. But could a broken soul save another? AU AH slightly OOC. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 241,075 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reboot by Diana Law reviews
It's near the end of Breaking Dawn and the Volturi Confrontation does NOT end peacefully. They attack and Bella and Edward both die. So how come it's Bella's first day in Forks, all over again? BxE, AU Lemons & Fluff Continued From Athey! COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 170,767 - Reviews: 1646 - Favs: 2,063 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Resolutions by 2brown-eyes reviews
Sequel to A Twilight Carol. Edward's New Years Resolution is convincing Bella to marry him. Bella's resolutions are to get Edward to change her and convince him that he has a soul. Who will succeed? Each chapter is going to be a month in a year.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 72,570 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Darkest Before the Dawn by CatMasters reviews
What if Edward finally found his mate, but she had a troubled past and wanted to kill herself? Could he help her find a reason to live? Could she show him what he had always been missing? DARK themes, rape discussion and sexual content. AU, EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 271,773 - Reviews: 2553 - Favs: 1,636 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Stench Wars by BookishQua reviews
Edward returns from Italy to find Jacob Black has become Bella's BFF and is interfering with their relationship. Jacob Black is never going to know what has hit him. AU Eclipse Satire. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,839 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Twilight Carol by 2brown-eyes reviews
Set after Edward left in NM. A letter to Santa prompts an intervention Dickens' style to step in. After being visited by ghosts separately, both Bella and Edward going on journeys through the others' past, present and future. They will not make the journey alone. Will Edward learn anything? Bella? What about Miss Rose? Charles Dickens's A Christmas Carol with a Twilight twist.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,601 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I'm Only Sleeping by Simaril reviews
One second's loss of control and all is ruined. Trapped in her own body Bella needs to find a way to make herself heard. A tale of love, loss and family. Jasper/Bella Friendship. Eventual Edward/Bella. Winner of an Emerging Swan Award
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 124,120 - Reviews: 1918 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - [Bella, Edward] Jasper - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11472 - Favs: 9,027 - Follows: 6,578 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Innocent Sins by knicnort3 reviews
Not everything is as it seems, and even the guilty can be innocent. Bella was raped and became pregnant.Yrs later she reconnects with Edward, who she knew as the strange loner in school.When dark secrets are uncovered,love is tested.*sum inside*Citrus/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 151,622 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unanswered Prayers by SparklingTwilight reviews
Prayers are funny things. I used to think mine fell on deaf ears. -Rated M for mature language-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,707 - Reviews: 1411 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thorough by Aleeab4u reviews
This story is based off the line "I tried to think of everything that would make this...easier." Edward ch. 5 Breaking Dawn. Follow Edward on his journey to battle his demons as he plans - and then succeeds - in giving Bella the perfect wedding night. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,769 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Edward, Bella
Cullenary Coupling by BookishQua reviews
What if Edward lied to everyone, & it really was all about Bella's scent? AU of entire TS on how, why, & when ExB fell in love using a completely different plot. Romance, hilarity, mystery and angst. Rated M. Canon Couples. Dark Edward, Lots of Snark
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 83 - Words: 1,207,586 - Reviews: 2377 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Let's trust love by Dooba reviews
The Cullens go back to high school, 7 years after the end of BD. What starts out to be a fun endeavor, soon turns into dangers that nobody had foreseen... What damage can a crazy lovesick girl inflict? Rated M for some language and lemon. Canon pairs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 140,316 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Parenthetical Love by LyricalKris reviews
Bella wasn't interested in finding a father for her baby-to-be. Edward wasn't interested in being a father at all. The accidents that can make a parent don't always happen between the sheets, but will they make the best of it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 150,001 - Reviews: 4724 - Favs: 3,915 - Follows: 2,265 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Empty by Hev99 reviews
Set after Edward left in New Moon, assuming that he never returned and Jacob never helped Bella to heal. Two years later Bella's life is a nightmare until she is reunited with the family she misses so desperately. Can they save her from herself?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 180,147 - Reviews: 1561 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Amazing by sheviking reviews
Birthday one-shot for my beta, Melanie. Twenty-something, plus sized Bella is curvy and confident. Enter Edward, her high school crush, who she only ever loved from afar. A second chance for something amazing. Rated M for the usual reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,917 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 1,716 - Follows: 401 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Will Things Change? by 2brown-eyes reviews
After Edward leaves in New Moon he & his family receive four books. One book of the past and three books of the future. Will reading the books send Edward racing back to his soul mate sooner or will he continue think that it right to stay away? Text of the books is not copied in the chapters!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 67 - Words: 211,767 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
On the Double by MasenVixen reviews
It's Bella's first day on the job as a body double in the new Edward Masen film. First up? The sex scene...O/S for the Haiti Compilation. Rated M for lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 4,209 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Merry Textmas by DH78 reviews
Bella is forced to tackle the crowds on Black Friday with her best friend, Angela. Can a random text message from a wrong number change the course of her day and her life? Banter galore! AH. VOTER'S CHOICE WINNER for the Naughty & Nice Holiday Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,038 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 2,508 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Hymen Theory by SwanCullen12 reviews
Bella theorizes her hymen is connected with heartbreak so she asked housemate and buddy Edward to help her get rid of it. Edward's reply? Hell no!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 99,257 - Reviews: 1369 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
Daddy Blue Balls by ExquisiteEdward reviews
I WON A CONTEST! It's a miracle! Theme: "Caught with your Pants Down". Do you need a laugh? New Daddy Edward has to wait six weeks for some lovin' after Bella has a baby. AH, O/S, M for orneriness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,477 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seventh Heaven by TheInsatiableVampire reviews
When Bella and Alice go to the "Seventh Heaven" tattoo shop, they get more than they bargained for. Alice gets seduced by her tattoo artist, leaving Bella alone to wait for her.. until Tattward comes to keep her company. Lemony goodness. One-shot. NC-17.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,845 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Everything She Does is Magic by KristenLynn reviews
Cherry Exchange o/s. Bella and Alice have a secret: they hail from a long line of witches. But Bella doubts her heritage. When she casts a spell on Halloween, the results cause her to question all she's ever believed about life and love. AH/supernatural.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,936 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alien King or Vampire: Two Human Girls by Razzbaby reviews
Parallel universe or cosmic event with two couples with a very similar history.
Crossover - Roswell & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,569 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Max E., Edward - Complete
Femme Docs and Kevlar Knights by A Cullen Wannabe reviews
Bella is a first yr medical intern who was raised by her brother Emmett and his friends after their parents died when she was 16. When a night in the ER turns dangerous can her boys, now members of the best SWAT team in Chicago save her? Lang/Lem/complete
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 433,665 - Reviews: 6138 - Favs: 5,395 - Follows: 2,326 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wolverine by Stephen King Reincarnated reviews
Bella Logan has lived for over a hundred years without anyone figuring out her secret. Her growing attachment to Edward puts herself and his family in danger. When she realizes that the Cullens aren't what they seem, what will she do?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 104,745 - Reviews: 1168 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Time for Every Purpose by Im2xshy reviews
My take on the way things might have gone if Edward hadn't left in New Moon. Not for Jacob lovers. The story's not, like, mean to Jacob or anything, but since Edward doesn't leave in New Moon, they don't form the friendship they did.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 104,635 - Reviews: 1379 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hear No Evil by BlueSea14 reviews
After over a hundred years alone, a deaf vampire Bella finds the Cullen family. With no memory of her human past, and no way to communicate with the world, how can they help her? Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,077 - Reviews: 1586 - Favs: 2,304 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tides of Fate by SparklingTwilight reviews
After four years in a bad relationship, and two years of depressed seclusion, Alice and Rosalie drag best friend Bella on a tropical vacation designed by fate. AH OOC. B/E, R/Em, A/J. Rated M for future lemony goodness and occasional strong lang.PLS R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 365,101 - Reviews: 4585 - Favs: 4,970 - Follows: 2,036 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2897 - Favs: 5,148 - Follows: 1,874 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
More More More by carmelinagunn reviews
This is the sequel to If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh. You do need to read that to understand this. Zip up your love one more time and read More!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,187 - Reviews: 5868 - Favs: 2,797 - Follows: 1,851 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Sold, Sight Unseen by quothme reviews
The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,130 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 3,007 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Officer Goodbody by Kambria Rain reviews
Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,572 - Reviews: 1962 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8705 - Favs: 14,166 - Follows: 2,935 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emergency! by EJ Santry reviews
Bella is a student at the UW whose clumsy tendencies has landed her in an ER more than once. One fateful fall lands her into the eager hands of a hot attending ER doctor. Written for “Forbidden Love Affair” A Contest of Hidden Desires. BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,936 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Paired Up by BritCat - Twilight Lover reviews
Edward, Carlisle, Jasper, Emmett and Rose are one happy family. Esme, Alice and the poor human Bella, are another. What happens when the two covens meet? Canon Pairings. Don't own any songs. Originally PAIRED OFF
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 62,763 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8367 - Favs: 7,490 - Follows: 1,723 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Please Help Find This Story reviews
Alice has a vision of the Twilight Saga & sends a typed copy to Bella in AZ but now things are changing. Bella's shield is now physical and Charlie is mated to Tanya
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/27/2012