HorcruxHunter101
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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

Name: HorcruxHunter101

Gender: Female

Age:12

Likes: Sharks, Drawing, Writing, Reading, Chocolate, Harry Potter, Wheel of Time, Percy Jackson, and A Very Potter Musical/sequel

Dislikes: School, creepy crawlies, Twilight, TYPOS!!

Ships: Harry Potter: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Neville/Luna, James/Lily, Draco/Harry, Rose/Scorpius Draco/Hermione Snape/Sinistra Percy Jackson: Annabeth/Percy, Grover/Juniper

HATE- Snape/Hermione, Dumbledore/Snape, Voldemort/ANYONE, twincest, Sirius/Remus, pedophilia (this is never okay) either twin/Hermione


OTHER:
You say Twilight I say Harry Potter
You say Jacob Black I say Sirius Black
You say Sam Uley I say Remus Lupin
You say Team Edward I say Team Potter
You say Robert Pattison I'll say 'is Cedric Diggory'
You think Bella and Edward is the Perfect dream couple? I think thats Lily and James
Copy/Paste this if you agree that Harry Rules!

I, HorcruxHunter101, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read,

Regardless of the number of reviews it has, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the Review Revolution.

Things that annoy me in the world of fanfiction:

1) When characters go seriously OOC.

2) How it's impossible to find a good story bout Remus that isn't slash.

3) When people writing Harry Potter stories don't use British dialect. (especially the mom/mum thing)

4) When an author abandons their story (why start it if you won't finish it)

5) When authors pretend Peter wasn't a marauder. Just 'cause you don't like him does not mean he doesn't exist.

6) Those horribly flat characters without personalities.

Other Stuff

On pg. 116 of the American version of Order of the Pheonix (last paragraph) it states that there was 'a heavy locket none of them could open'. Ring a bell? It's proof of the R.A.B. is Regulus Black theory. If you were smart enough to figure this out or you believe it, copy this into your profile.

R.I.P.- Lily and James Potter, Cedric Diggory, Sirius Black, Albus Dumbledore, Alastor Moody, Hedwig, Dobby, Colin Creevy, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, and Fred Weasley. They will never be forgotten.

If you think Bellatrix is creepy and should have been killed by Neville (not that there's anything wrong with Molly Weasley kicking her butt), copy and paste this into your profile.

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The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

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Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile.

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If you always mentally make the Sirius "serious" pun whenever somebody says, "I'm serious!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a strong supporter of S.P.E.W. (Society for the Promotion of Elvish Welfare), and want to give all the little House Elves neon colored socks, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Harry > Voldemort, Voldemort > Cedric, and Cedric = Edward. So, Harry > Voldemort > Edward. Therefore, Harry > Edward. So, Harry Potter > Twilight. If you agree with this form of logic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are NOT heartless and just don't like copying and pasting stories/poems about tragic events/ scenarios into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

In Remembrance

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….
….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…
...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…
…Who fought bravely to the very end….
…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…
…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…
… with many jokes…
...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…
…Who was more free and full of love…
...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….
...the last real Marauderer...
…who was not just a wonderful father…
….a incredible husband and brave hero…
...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…
…who died for ‘the greater good’…
...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….
…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…
...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvolo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….
…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…
…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
…whose past and wisdom confused us…
…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…
…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...
...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…
… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!
She deserved everything she got and more.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…who we really didn’t know too well…
…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…
…so he must’ve done something good…
…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…
...Harry's actual first friend…
...who lived and died soaring

...In Remembrance to Sirius Black...
...Who never got to walk free...
...Who had to live with a crazy house elf and screaming portrait for a year...
...And who had to get killed by a curtain.


Gryffindor (The biggest heros in HP history as far as we know):

1. Welcome to Gryffindor, a Weasley has probably slept in your bed.

2. Gryffindors: Brave to the point of Idiocy.

3. Gryffindor: Because we blur the line between bold and stupid every time.

4. The beautiful, the brave and the bold.

5. Gryffindor: I'll kick your ass.

6. I'm in Gryffindor, you're in Gryffindor- let's hug!!

7. Gryffindor: because we get enough exercise just pushing our luck.

8. No excuses, rule breaking is customary.

9. Gryffindors are attention whores.

Slytherin (The Junior Death Eaters):

1. We aren't all evil... yeah, we are.

2. Cunning and Ambition: Slytherin.

3. Go ahead, be a little naughty.

4. Slytherin: We have chained boys in the dungeons.

5. Slytherin: Because our common room is underwater (and that's cool).

6. It's not that we aren't better than you (except it totally is).

7. Why be normal? Or good?

8. We are Junior Death Eaters. Deal with it.

9. Slytherin: means never having to say you're sorry.

10. Seriously evil wizard coming through.

11. I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.

12. Slytherins do it on Snape's desk.

13. Voldemort needs prision bitches.

14. Because real friends help you Incendio the bodies.

15. Property of the Half-Blood Prince.

16. We're only wearing black until something darker comes along.

17. Don't hate us beacuse we're beautiful, hate us because we kick your ass at everything.

18. Never wound what can kill you.

Hufflepuff (Some of the best people you'll ever meet):

1. I'm planning your death but in a happy way.

2. Brace youself- I'm going to hug you.

3. Nobody ever suspects the Hufflepuff.

4. You may be smarter, cooler, and better, but we still think you suck.

5. You think we're nice? That's cute...

6. Nowhere in the song does it say we're nice.

7. The love of a Hufflepuff was the only love good enough for Neville.

8. Hufflepuff: We kill you with smiles and rainbows.

9. All we got was Cedric... and that didn't turn out so good, did it?

10. Hufflepuffs kick ass too.

11. Hufflepuff: Formerly known as the party house.

12. Hufflepuffs know how to party.

13. Hufflepuff: We have cupcakes. Need we say more?

14. Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much.

15. Hufflepuffs are Particularly good finders.

Ravenclaw (The smartest house with the only ones who don't blow themselves up):

Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure.

1. I don't need romance, I have goldfish.

2. A room without books is like a body without a soul.

3. I can kill you with my brain.

4. Ravenclaw pride. Be afraid.

5. It's not that we are smarter than you (except it totally is).

6. I'm a Ravenclaw, which clearly means I am elligable to boast about my intellegence level in your face.

7. Ravenclaw: beacuse we know every insult in the book. (Get it, their smart and they know every insult in the book!)

8. Ravenclaw: geeks shall inherit the earth.

9. Ravenclaw: Dangerously over-educated. (Seriously over-educated.)

10. Ravenclaw: Tact enough for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

11. Ravenclaw: because everyone else is just dumb.

REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

18. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.

"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


Quotes!!

Real Quotes

Silence is golden, but Duct tape is silver!

"I want to fix that in my memory forever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."- Ron Weasley

"What an idiot." Hermione Granger

'Now I'm going to bed before either of you get another clever idea to get us killed. Or worse expelled.' Hermione Granger.

"Why are you worrying about You know who? You should be worrying about U-No-Poo the constipation Sensation that's gripping the nation!" -Fred and George Weasley

"You think killing people might make them like you, but it doesn't... it just makes people dead." -A Very Potter Musical

"Pigfarts, Pigfarts, Here I come. Pigfarts, Pigfarts Yum Yum yum!!"- A Very Potter Musical.

"But I'm tired! Can't we all just be death eaters?" -A Very Potter Musical.

"Totally Awesome!" -A Very Potter Musical.

" My name is Draco Malfoy. I am... a racist, I despise gingers...and mudbloods.I HATE Gryffindor house. And my parents work for the man who killed your parents. Do you want to be my friend? " -A Very Potter Sequel

WoT Quote Time

Faile: "I am called Mandarb."
Perrin: -laughs-
Faile: "What? It means 'blade' in the Old Tongue, you know!"
Perrin: -points at Lan's horse- "See that horse? His name is Mandarb!"

The lions sing and the hills take flight,
The moon by day and the sun by night,
blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool,
let the lord of chaos rule.
-Childrens Song

"Soon comes the day all shall be free.
Even you, and even me.
Soon comes the day all shall die
Surely you, but never I."
-Padan Fain

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The Professors' Point of View by alittleinsane963 reviews
Admit it, you've always been curious about what the professors were thinking while Harry, Ron, and Hermione got themselves into all kinds of shenanigans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 92 - Words: 182,755 - Reviews: 2970 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Things That I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Laveycee reviews
Based off of lists on different authors' bios. If anyone else has written one of these-there is at least one-I have tried my very best to not copy off your stuff. These are hilarious things-at the very least the rules are. T because I'm still paranoid. Disclaimer: I don't own anything, not even this fic idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 3/26/2012
Harry Potter and the Tournament of Houses by AntaresTheEighthPleiade reviews
Scheming goblins, ancient treaties, Animagus transformations, inter-House rivalries taken to a new height, missing werewolves, insane professors... Just another year in the life of Harry Potter, twin of the false Boy-Who-Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,093 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Chronicles of a socially challenged moron by LSmysterywriter reviews
This fic was inspired by "lamentations of a starry eyed twit" It is the diary of Madame Malkin, as she isn't featured in the Harry Potter books or films very much. I hope you enjoy reading this fic as much as I have enjoyed writing it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012
The Great Bella Body Switch by Gamma Orionis reviews
Our favourite Bella and our least favourite Bella get some quality time in each others' lives. I have to reread Twilight to do this, so please review out of pity if nothing else. Don't take too seriously.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,462 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Bellatrix L., Bella
Harry's Temple Run by No.1HPfanLuvsHP reviews
Harry's obsessed with Temple Run. Not necessarily a good thing...Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Another Super Harry Parody by puiwaihin reviews
Harry Potter goes after all the evil, manipulative, or even slightly annoying people in his life with a vengeance. Cliche fanfiction gets hit in the cross-fire. Super!Harry crack fic. Evil!Dumbledore. 4th wall? I don't see one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,616 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
To Know Your Enemy by blaugrana-al-vent reviews
Wonder how you could cope with a nosy Headmaster that wants to control you, condescendent parents and a Dark Lord who's after you? Add it up to the fact that your cocky twin is the BWL and you're not.AU story,TWINfic,5thYEAR,HP,NL.No slash.Summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 137,571 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Harry P., Neville L.
Time Warp by Kittenn1011 reviews
Harry Potter wakes up one morning in the body of his ten-year-old self. This time around, he declares, no way anyone's going to die! -And it's gonna be totally awesome- "People shouldn't meddle with time, Potter." Little did they know...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 116,434 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 1,664 - Follows: 2,128 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Teachers' Notebook by alittleinsane963 reviews
Inside this story you will find the chronicles of the 7 years of torture the staff of Hogwarts had to endure, from their point of view, due to 4 boys. That's right. None other than James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 107 - Words: 130,006 - Reviews: 2711 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Minerva M., Remus L. - Complete
Dear Diary, I Mean, Journal by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
“Yo momma is so fat she-” And there we were. Me and Granger. Exchanging “Yo Momma” jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,210 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2302 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
150 Things I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts by CaramelBoost reviews
Molly Weasley, after getting tired of the tirade of complaints against her twins, has given Fred and George a list.. A list of things they are not allowed to do in Hogwarts upon penalty of death. Their reaction? Complete disbelief. Oneshot. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/30/2007 - George W. - Complete
Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron by Gedia Kacela reviews
The true-life occurances of one Severus S. Snape, sure to bewitch your mind and ensnare your senses.... er, perhaps not. Filled with bitterness, discoveries, and plenty of spite towards the starry-eyed Astrology professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,960 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Severus S.
The Twin by altiversewatcher reviews
AU. Takes place in a world where Harry has a twin and his parents never died.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,845 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 5/27/2004 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Harry P.
The Darkest Hour reviews
Lily and James weren't home on the night of Voldemort's attack, so they are led to believe that Harry's twin, Daniel, is the BWL. Harry grows up neglected until he is adopted by Lord Voldemort himself. Full summary inside. CHAPTER FOUR UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,474 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Harry P.