Kyle the Crazy American
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Joined 01-24-03, id: 331786, Profile Updated: 03-23-08
Author has written 2 stories for Mario, and Star Wars.

I'm a Star Wars nut, first and foremost, but I'm also a fan of RPGs, House, and Firefly. I am also delusional and psychotic. Literally. There are certain little things that make me extremely angry for no reason at all. It's torture, really. But enough about that. This isn't a self-pity thing; it's a profile. So, more about me. Um. I am short. I practice medieval-style sword fighting; my brother uses a bastard sword, and I use a longsword. Not real swords, of course--they're designed to feel like real swords in the wielder's hand, but not actually injure. It's a lot of fun, and great exercise. It also allows me to express myself freely, and release my inner warrior.

Age: 17

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Brown

Nationality: American, duh

Height: 5'2" Weight: 111 lbs.

Personality: Sometimes I'm really silly, and I'm just totally serious sometimes. I have to be in a certain mood to write, a mood that may not come all day, or it may last several days. I am somewhat philosophical, and

I like: Days without homework, Relient K, Evanescence, U2, making sarcastic remarks, philosophy, well-balanced movies, Spanish, the color orange, classic video games (DK64, GoldenEye 007, Super Mario 64, LoZ: OoT, etc.)

I don't like: Homework, my older brother's singing, school, "popular" kids, stupid people, math and other pointless things, languages other than English and Spanish (mostly because I don't understand them), the color purple, the newest video game systems (what's the point?)

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Set around 1080 BBY, this story centers around two brothers, Elwood and Nayr Rouge. They begin their careers as smugglers, but when they discover their Force sensitivity, they end up going across the galaxy in search of their destinies...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,765 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/23/2008
Paper Luigi reviews
This is Paper Mario with a huge twist: Luigi is the hero/player, and Mario joins Jr. Troopa! Other wacky stuff happens, too. Please R R!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,960 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/16/2003 - Published: 3/23/2003