IReen Weiss
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Joined 10-07-11, id: 3319633, Profile Updated: 06-02-15
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight.

Hey! Thanks for stopping by. I've updated my profile because my crappy attitude about HEA's was freaking some people out. I definitely love an HEA! Please don't be scared of me! :D

That said:

Formerly a lurker. I love all things ExB. Honestly, the Twilight series was OK, but then I SOMEHOW got sucked into all the fan fiction and I LOVE it. It's like playing with paper dolls, these gorgeous likable characters can be dressed up in anything you can draw. And then, of course, they can be undressed. ;D

My personal tastes run to the macabre. I love well done angst, the slow burn, the unrequited, the misunderstood. I like feisty heroines and reformed assholes.

My stories, in brief:

Someone Like You

Someone Like You has a few song recs. I highly recommend all early Doris Day, particularly "Someone Like You." Anything from that era would be a solid fit. Dean Martin and Peggy Lee are quite nice. This is not a happy story - you have been warned!

High Fidelity

PLEASE NOTE: This is a mature story about messed up individuals. They do sketchy things and are likely going to hurt each other, more than once. It's my first multi-chap so bear with me and thanks for reading!

The Black Queen Vignettes

I started this witfit when I lost my job... I didn't realize I would land another, better one so dang fast. One day I will finish this... I swear. I think about it all the time.

El Camino

What can I say. I am overwhelmed. Thank you.

More Ferarum

I'm writing this story as original fiction. It can be found on Wattpad and Fiction Press. Just google my name IReen Weiss and More Ferarum and you should find me!


I am not accepting translation requests for any of my stories EXCEPT: Someone Like You and El Camino. Please let me know if you would like to translate either of these stories and link me to the site where they are published when complete.

  • I'd like to make it clear that while recognizable character names belong to Stephenie Meyer, the stories you read here (plot, word structure, and original characters) belong to IReen Weiss.
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    Bite Club by Honeybeemeadows reviews
    You Can't Imagine How Much Fun We're Having: This is your life, and it's ending one moment at a time, I know this because Masen knows this. A tongue-in-cheek mash-up of Twilight and Fight Club. No copyright infringement intended. Rated M for blood and bad language.
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
    String Theory by theladyingrey42 reviews
    "Eleven dimensions. Infinite parallel realities. And in all of them, I love her." Muppets, math, and physicists falling in love. Fluff and eventual lemons. ExB, AH.
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 79,552 - Reviews: 8518 - Favs: 3,482 - Follows: 2,130 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
    Figmentum by thimbles reviews
    Figmentum: 1. figment, fiction, invention, unreality; 2. thing formed, devised; 3. image. She coaxes him into existence with every word she writes. What will Bella do when she finds herself falling in love with the main character in her latest novel?
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 106,643 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
    In the Debris by BelieveItOrNot reviews
    A story of unlikely friends, a story of family, a search for truth and a search of self. "She's everyone else's Isabella, but she's only my Bella." "I write a poem about a boy and girl who fall in love in the eye of a tornado." AH E/B V/J
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 215,271 - Reviews: 2857 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Complete
    On a Limb by BelieveItOrNot reviews
    What happens when you find your first boyfriend at eleven? Can it last forever? That was how old I was when I first met Edward. We met in a tree. A bi-yearly journey through the relationship of a girl and boy who might be meant to be. AH, Bella/Edward
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,646 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
    Cracks in the Pavement by VampiresHaveLaws reviews
    Life is never perfect, the cracks always appear. "My Polaroid would show the face of a girl who has forgotten how to truly smile." Even the strongest of dreams can fail to become enough.
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 148,857 - Reviews: 5019 - Favs: 2,778 - Follows: 2,374 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
    Lips Like Sugar by DTCPS reviews
    It's Bella's birthday and she's determined to have a good time at a seedy little joint among strangers. She's in for a surprise she never would have imagined when the lead singer of the band proves to be more interesting than the bartender's tattoo. A collaborative O/S written for Ireen H on her birthday. by: BelieveItOrNot, Dragonfly336, dreaminginnorweigen, moirae, thimbles
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,196 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
    Move Like You Want by thimbles reviews
    Every single gig has been hours and hours of torturous foreplay, played out on a stage for everyone around us to see. I watch you. I want you. And tonight, if you're willing, I'm going to have you. M for musicians, some swearing and sex.
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 99 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
    The Best Thing I Ever Did by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
    Mini-sequel to The Best I Ever Had for FGB.
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,230 - Reviews: 1921 - Favs: 3,091 - Follows: 2,394 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
    If We Ever Meet Again by pattyrose reviews
    High School for geeky Edward was a nightmare of mistakes, missed opportunities & insecurity issues. Six years later when fate hands him a second chance, will he know how to take it? Or will the insecure boy inside rear his head again? AH, E&B, Canon pairs
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 164,048 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 3,826 - Follows: 1,995 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
    Practice to Deceive by Livie79 reviews
    I saw her today. I wasn't impressed. But he wanted her, and that was enough for me. She was just collateral damage. AH ExB
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 131,761 - Reviews: 4640 - Favs: 3,226 - Follows: 2,365 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
    The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
    Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7428 - Favs: 10,281 - Follows: 5,770 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
    The Sky at Dusk by BelieveItOrNot reviews
    The journey of star-aligned lovers into foreverness; a vampire boy & a human girl destined for each other, the characters who either get in their way or help them along, and an author who interrupts too much and can't always control her own characters. AU
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,523 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
    Contextually Speaking by cosmogirl7481 reviews
    Bella spends her days surrounded by books and her nights immersed in them. Reading but not living. Imagining but not experiencing. One night changes everything. A story about wrong numbers and a stranger with all the right words.
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,797 - Reviews: 3154 - Favs: 2,088 - Follows: 1,001 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
    There is a Light by belladonnacullen reviews
    This was 1987; before the Internet, before Twitter, before Facebook – this was back when it was still possible for people not to know about things: big things - like bands, and little things - like G-spots. AH, ExB, with some other parings along the way.
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 141,350 - Reviews: 5211 - Favs: 3,804 - Follows: 2,467 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
    A Compendium of Thoughts by ItIsRaining reviews
    After Edward is struck with a serious illness, Bella offers to give him a ride to school every day. His musings on life are priceless and unique. Based in its entirety on a true story.
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,645 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
    This Is Who I Am by pattyrose reviews
    Edward Cullen, successful business exec/playboy/all around bad boy. Bella Swan, divorced mom/graphic artist/unwilling to trust her heart to the likes of someone like Edward again. Will she give him a chance? Does he even deserve one? AH, AU ExB
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 362,984 - Reviews: 6015 - Favs: 5,751 - Follows: 2,483 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
    Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
    After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8407 - Favs: 6,764 - Follows: 2,818 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
    The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
    By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14251 - Favs: 15,281 - Follows: 8,289 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
    Volition by Rochelle Allison reviews
    It's Belfast, N.Ireland and the year is 1972. Bella's worried about her brother and his best friend, Edward, and their dangerous involvement in the Irish Republican Army. Is it really wise to fall in love with a rebel? Rated M.
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 150,667 - Reviews: 4752 - Favs: 4,071 - Follows: 1,500 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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    More Ferarum reviews
    I'm still technically married. I still technically wear my wedding ring. It's on a chain around my neck. With his. He still won't sign the divorce papers. I still don't want him to. 1st Place Winner: TLS Angst Contest
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,892 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 1,042 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Bella, Edward
    The Flame Still Burns reviews
    Edward and Bella fell in love, got married and lived happily ever after. That was what was supposed to happen. But it didn't. And twenty years later, the flame still burns.
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,598 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 153 - Published: 6/1 - Bella, Edward - Complete
    El Camino reviews
    He drove a rundown 1973 El Camino, smoked like a chimney - and the few words he spoke were seldom to me. HEA TwiFic Contest Public Vote and Judges Choice Winner
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,560 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 218 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Bella, Edward
    The Black Queen Vignettes reviews
    October 2012 Fictionista Workshop. Daily prompts. Low expectations only, please.
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,600 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 10/1/2012
    High Fidelity reviews
    Damaged Edward, damaged Bella. Two sides of the same scarred coin. When one side is up, the other is down. Language and lots of it. Lemons eventually. It's a slow burn, slow and painful. Mature. Lots of random pop culture references. AH, AU, ExB.
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 205,466 - Reviews: 5696 - Favs: 3,842 - Follows: 3,617 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
    Someone Like You reviews
    Age of Edward Judges Choice Winner: Bella struggles with mental illness, Edward struggles with fidelity. Story set in 1950 with flashbacks through the 40s. Title based on "Someone Like You" by Doris Day. Fair Warning - Macabre. AH, AU B/E
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,439 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 73 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete