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Name- Kayla/ sanityisfiction (because it is)
Greek Godly Parent: Athena
Weapon of Choice: Celestial Bronze Dagger
The Kane Chronicles:
Goddess Im Hosting/Following the Path of: Isis
Weapons of Choice: My wand and staff (duh!)
Type of Magician (TKC): Diviner!!
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile
You Know You’re a Book Addict If:
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (I'll just start reading the book at any random ppoint, but yay i can do that.)
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (I do That with EVERY Rick Riordan book! I've actually stayed up until 2:30am)
You write fanfictions about the book.
You try to get all of your friends to read your favorite books. (Yeah!But most of them think I'm crazy, which I am) )
You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.
Everything reminds you of the book. (Yes)
You quote random lines all the time. (YES!)
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (Yes)
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (Always, but only in my head)
You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (Soon, my friend, soon)
You've got a book memorized. (Im working on it, but i do have pg 203 in BotL memorized and a few pages in Titan's Curse)
You've read a book more than five times. (Five? I've read it more than ten.)
You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days. (Lost Hero, 8 hours!!)
You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (After what Rick Riordan said in his latest interview, I already have the supplies)
You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (Never! Annabeth is way too awesome with Percy to kill!)
You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (TOTALLY!)
You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (All the time)
Your idol is a character from a book (Yeah, while everyone else has sports stars or celebrity role models, I look up to book characters: Annabeth Chase, Sadie Kane, Zia Rashid, Thalia Grace... if I finished this, you would be here for a week) and I admire some authors.
I am a book addict and proud of it! If you are as well, then copy and paste this on your profile page
The Percy Jackson pledge:
The Kane Chronicles Pledge
I promise to remember Carter
When I travel far away
I promise to remember Sadie
When I have something sarcastic to say
I promise to remember Desjardins
When someone doesn't fight fair
I promise to remember Amos
When someone has beads in their hair
I promise to remember Iskandar
When I see someone very old
I promise to remember Bast
When I see cat's eyes that are gold
I promise to remember Horus
When I see a beautiful bird
I promise to remember Isis
Whenever strange voices are heard
I promise to remember Set
When someone is clever and sly
I promise to remember Anubis
When a cute boy catches my eye
I promise to remember Zia
When I see someone working magic
I promise to remember Julius Kane
When someone's life is tragic
I promise to remember Ruby Kane
When someone I love is gone
And whenever I read The Red Pyramid
I'll always remember this song.
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. is Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the heck can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you."
I don't take credit for any of these!!! I stole these of my best friend's profile!!! Unless you haven't noticed I am obsessed with
Rick Riordan and his writing! I also like a lot of other authors, but he is my favorite.
If any of you have not read the Hunger Games, I encourage you to read them ASAP!!!! March 23
KONY 2012!!!! YouTube it!
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