Cuddly Dragon
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Joined 10-07-11, id: 3320790, Profile Updated: 02-01-14
Author has written 1 story for Skulduggery Pleasant series.

Hey Everyone! I'm Cuddly Dragon!

In short...

I'm 100% awesome. Believe it or not, I like reading and writing fan fiction. I'm a male fan fic writer (A dying creed we are, I know). No, my pen name is not girly, it's awesome. I lost the game.

A Song of Ice and Fire (Yes, I watch the television series Game of Thrones. Obviously. It's by far my favorite tv show, followed by How I Met Your Mother, as you can probably tell.) and Skulduggery Pleasant are my all-time favorite book series, so I will live on these fandoms. I have my awesome sister, aussie muggle, to thank for recommending the two most brilliant authors of all time; George R.R. Martin and Derek Landy. Mad geniuses, the both of them. If you do happen to check out some of her stories, try not to give her too much praise, because she will get cocky.

If you give me a well-written story that makes me grow attached to the main protagonist, before you kill him off in the most horrible way imaginable, you are an excellent writer. I don't care much for romantic stories. They bore me. And love triangles are stupid. But...if you can write something that does not scream Twilight, I may give you an electronic pat on the back, for your troubles. My reviews aim to constructively criticize, even if they may come across as slightly insulting, at times. I apologise in advance for being my obnoxious self, even while on the internet. Actually, no I don't. I'm much too awesome for that.

If I read your story, I will be your beta reader. Whether or not you asked is irrelevant. You should be thankful, for there are not many like me. I guess you can say, I'm nice. At least, that's what I like to think. I will point out your grammatical errors, and monitor your story to see if you have made the changes, because grammatical errors sicken me. You may find some grammatical errors in my own stories (which I may have not picked up on, although I doubt it), and see the irony in that. There's a simple explanation; I'm a - wait for it- hypocrite. First class. And yes, I'm also insanely annoying. You'll learn to look past that, however, and see the awesomeness that practically radiates around me, wherever I go. It's a curse.

Live each and every day like a mayfly my fellow fan fiction writers, for the night is dark and full of terrors.

And Remember,

"A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads, lives only one." - George R. R. Martin


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The Dragon Lord's Son by TheNightFury reviews
AU, when Arthur was born, Ygraine didn't die, and Balinor was named the court sorcerer of Camelot. Shortly after Merlin is born though, Balinor and Hunith are killed, so Uther decides to take Merlin in as his ward.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 103 - Words: 152,045 - Reviews: 1743 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 984 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Arthur, Merlin
The North Remembers by SilverRavenStar reviews
In the ashes of war-torn Westeros, the fate of the remnants of House Stark - and that of their lovers, allies, friends, and foes - hangs in the balance. Has turned into my best attempt to complete the entire ASOIAF saga. ****COMPLETE****
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 113 - Words: 617,085 - Reviews: 1802 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Complete
Fractions by llLethell reviews
A collection of drabbles. 161- The Questing Duo: On the way back from an exhausting quest, Merlin twists his ankle and the road to Camelot becomes that much longer. But at least he has Arthur with him. No Slash!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 161 - Words: 34,911 - Reviews: 2531 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
5x100x200 by iphis15 reviews
Two hundred words for each prompt of the five variations of the 100 theme challenge. T for Language, Insinuation, and homoerotism, with the occasional hint of heteroerotism. Too many pairings to list.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 9,962 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011
Shavel Drabbles by Evangeline Evergreen reviews
Shavel. Slash. Will be updated whenever I feel like writing Shavel, which is quite often. Please read and review!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,982 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Anton S., Erskine R.
Fragments by Aussie-Muggle reviews
Fragments from the lives of different characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,780 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 9/18/2009
Looking Glass Wars by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
Two Shot. In some ways, losing Zuko is worse than losing Lu Ten.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Why Can't It Be a Joke? by bballgirl32 reviews
Fred and George end up back in time, break up the fight that would've killed Ariana Dumbledore, then watch Albus and Grindelwald leave without realizing just how much they've changed until they return to a twisted future. More detailed summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 103,937 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Fred W., George W.
The Once and Future Kingdom by Evelyn Hawkins reviews
Sequel to "Revenge in Camelot"-As mystery beyond imagination descends on the heroes of Camelot, altering the choices they make and the roads they take, the legend begins.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,844 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
Newtonmas 2011 by iphis15 reviews
Daily, slightly Newtonmas-y snippets for the month of December. T for Language, Insinuation and erotism.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 7,042 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Complete
Poppling by iphis15 reviews
A snippet of fanfiction for every day of the year 2011. No particular pairings kept to.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 365 - Words: 53,369 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Complete
Back Of My Hand by Kribu reviews
Valkyrie has trouble finding the perfect man. She needs her reflection and China to tell her who he is. Set after Death Bringer, spoilers for Death Bringer. Valduggery, obviously, but also some past China/Skulduggery. ABANDONED.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,350 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Wistful Kisses by Cyanide-Princess-666 reviews
Wistful is a maniac, and she's loose. Darquesse is digging her heels into Valkyrie. Can the Skeleton Detective and his partner get past their feelings to deal with the problem? Or will a new villain end it all? DEATH BRINGER SPOILERS!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,672 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
The Dragon Journals by Contraltissimo reviews
Penny for a dragon's thoughts? The movie as chronicled by the beasties themselves.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,323 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010
Draco Malfoy and the Trials of Single Parenthood by Estora reviews
Draco Malfoy: ex-Death Eater, former bigot, divorcee. Astoria left him for Krum, his children worship the Weasleys who clash with the décor, something's rotten at Hogwarts, and he doesn't really know what he's doing. But maybe he's getting the hang of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,617 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Draco M. - Complete
War of the Heart by Mythwriter reviews
Achilles has a younger sister who went to Troy alongside her brother and cousin. She was childhood firends with Helen of Troy. I suck at summaries but the parrings are A/B; P/H; and H/OFC This story has no Andromache. please read a review:
Troy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Hector
Embers by Aussie-Muggle reviews
Tales of the Fire Nation Royal family. Canon pairings, rated for violence/themes in later chapters
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,676 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010
Phoenix by Aussie-Muggle reviews
Unable to stay at the palace any longer, Azula leaves the Fire Nation only to find herself stranded at the South Pole. Post-series.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,972 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Azula, Kanna/Gran Gran
The Point of No Return by Aussie-Muggle reviews
Before the Dark Lord, Frank Longbottom showed the fierce and clever Bellatrix Black a world beyond pureblood supermemacy and unlikely romance was formed. But the Death Eaters are gaining power and Bellatrix must make a choice that will change everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,852 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Bellatrix L., Frank L.
Sibling by Aussie-Muggle reviews
Azula gives her niece a stern talking to.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Azula - Complete
Five Men Who Loved Lily Evans and One Who Didn't by Aussie-Muggle reviews
Lily Evans loved and was loved in many different ways by many different people.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Lily Evans P.
UnDramione by Aussie-Muggle reviews
Everything is set for a cliche Malfoy/Hermione... except they still hate each other. Let the masquerade begin
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Remembering Bellatrix Lestrange by holly bergman reviews
SPOILERS Rodolphus Lestrange wasn’t entire sure why he was here.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Rodolphus L., Andromeda T. - Complete
Dark Witch by holly bergman reviews
Snape wasn't the only one who Dumbledore gave a second chance. Dumbledore's right hand woman has a secret and now is the time to tell it. The Dark origins of Minerva McGonagall... headmistress, Order Member and former Dark Witch.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,485 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Minerva M., Albus D.
The passing of an Heirloom by Cheeky-eyes reviews
We all know that Fred and George gave the map to Harry, but for what reasons? What was their POV? A fic about how the map came to be Harry's.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2007 - George W. - Complete
From Amidst the Bloodbath reviews
One shot. The war with Mevolent has ended. Mevolent himself is on the run. But from whom? In the aftermath, Eliza tries to escape death and warn her master of the vile traitor, who would cut the head off their cause.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Complete