Author has written 1 story for Skulduggery Pleasant series.
Hey Everyone! I'm Cuddly Dragon!
I'm 100% awesome. Believe it or not, I like reading and writing fan fiction. I'm a male fan fic writer (A dying creed we are, I know). No, my pen name is not girly, it's awesome. I lost the game.
A Song of Ice and Fire (Yes, I watch the television series Game of Thrones. Obviously. It's by far my favorite tv show, followed by How I Met Your Mother, as you can probably tell.) and Skulduggery Pleasant are my all-time favorite book series, so I will live on these fandoms. I have my awesome sister, aussie muggle, to thank for recommending the two most brilliant authors of all time; George R.R. Martin and Derek Landy. Mad geniuses, the both of them. If you do happen to check out some of her stories, try not to give her too much praise, because she will get cocky.
If you give me a well-written story that makes me grow attached to the main protagonist, before you kill him off in the most horrible way imaginable, you are an excellent writer. I don't care much for romantic stories. They bore me. And love triangles are stupid. But...if you can write something that does not scream Twilight, I may give you an electronic pat on the back, for your troubles. My reviews aim to constructively criticize, even if they may come across as slightly insulting, at times. I apologise in advance for being my obnoxious self, even while on the internet. Actually, no I don't. I'm much too awesome for that.
If I read your story, I will be your beta reader. Whether or not you asked is irrelevant. You should be thankful, for there are not many like me. I guess you can say, I'm nice. At least, that's what I like to think. I will point out your grammatical errors, and monitor your story to see if you have made the changes, because grammatical errors sicken me. You may find some grammatical errors in my own stories (which I may have not picked up on, although I doubt it), and see the irony in that. There's a simple explanation; I'm a - wait for it- hypocrite. First class. And yes, I'm also insanely annoying. You'll learn to look past that, however, and see the awesomeness that practically radiates around me, wherever I go. It's a curse.
Live each and every day like a mayfly my fellow fan fiction writers, for the night is dark and full of terrors.
"A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads, lives only one." - George R. R. Martin
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