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HI! I love ya'll! I'm a writer who is a serious sucker for sad parts in books and movies. Heck, one time I was writing my own story and I almost cried. Since all these other folks have more organized profiles, I'll shape up. I even started up an account on fiction press. I'm under the same pen name, so look for me. Warning: This profile may make you pee your pants laughing.
Look it up if you don't know what it is.(My Life Policy)
Alexis was a happy girl
Spiking up the volleyball
Humming out her favorite song
All day long
Her mother, though
Was very sick
The doctors had no cure
They thought she
Was doing better
But they were wrong
In her theater class
She didn't show up
She had the flu
Cuz there was
Nothing we could
But I guess
Her mother's death
Had side affects
We wrote her cards
We called her
I saw her
During office aide
Her black shirt
I hugged her
I helped light candels
I brought her a gift package
The beating in her chest
We're such a mess
For Alexis Teady. Her mother passed away from breast cancer. Alexis was sitting with her when she took her last breath. She's a sweet class mate of mine, and is, undeniably, the sweetest person ever. I wrote this poem for her.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?
Repost this if you want others to believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.
SOMEBODY'S RAISING THEIR KID RIGHT!
One Nation, 'Under God.'
There is a young girl in the USA (Don't know where, soz) who is only seven years old. She suffers from about six cancers and a terminal disease. These will kill her. But she can be saved. A care house have promised to donate 7 cents each time this comment is posted on the internet. This money will go towards medicene/treatment/operations.
Do you want this little girl to die? Let's raise awareness of terrible cancers and other things that threaten lives. Let's not let these people suffer. They may not be your family, but they are human. The same being as us. Would you want to get better if it were you? Let's help this little girl right here on fanfiction.net. Raise awareness and help her if you're on YouTube, any gaming sites, ANYTHING where you can comment. Post it on Twitter. Facebook. MSN. Spread the word. HELP THOSE IN NEED.
Remember Alley Paine.
When I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back, the boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'' The little boy turned to the old woman next to him, ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' She replied, ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked ...him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this, 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said, 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of himself. He was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she didn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll!'' OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said, 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state of mind from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine, and in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: (1) Copy & Paste this on your profile (2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
A white man said,
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir. When you are born you're PINKWhen you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Put this on your page if you HATE discrimination.
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Hair:Short(I gave myself a haircut last summer) dirty blonde.
Age: If you are reading this, you are a stalker.
Office Aide/Life Skills Assistant(A more advanced Special Ed class. I started going during Office Aide)
My ROLE MODEL:
Paradise Avenger(Check her stuff out, peoples! She's an author AND is on fanfiction under the same penname!)
Alice, I think
Between Shades of Grey(Oh, how I can only emphasize BETWEEN)
Prom(Shut UUUP! SO what if I like it)
Rise Of The Gaurdians
Life is Beautiful (BEST.FUCKING.MOVIE.EVER!)
The Boy In The Striped Pajamas
The West Side Story
Favorite Bands, Songs, etc.
Flightless bird, American mouth
My Chemical Romance
Escape The Fate
Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Vocaloid 8(Bow to that which is GOD)
What I collect
Cute little erasers that look like Hedge hogs, cows, bunnies,etc.
Favorite Shops (On the rare occasion I'm ok with shopping)
Barnes and Nobel
Half Price books.
Favorite T.V. Shows
Two broke girls
Shake it Up(I'm open minded AND the oldest of four, the oldest being five. Cut me some slack)
Itazura Na Kiss
Me and My Brothers
Vampire Knight(Zero is MINE, Zoe!)
Dramacon (It gave me manga drawing hope!)
Hetalia(Go Japan And Russia!)
Other Sites Im on :
Favorite color for everything
Random things You Should Know About Me
I love reading and writing.
I am one hundered percent vegetarian.
My dad once got very close to force feeding me meat, but I stopped him by reminding him he would never make me do anything.
I'm funny without even trying; and when I do try I end up humiliating myself.
My favorite show quote is , "Oh, Bambi. I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy!"
I just realized my profile is longer than most of my story chapters. Hrrm.. Should I be concerned?
Girl) Am I pretty?
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.People call a women bald but they don't know she has cancer Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't do it.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...) "It's not my fault!(I do. more than a human should)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') "Well there has to be a legitamate answer out there somewhere."(They answer back you know!)
You live off of sugar and caffeine (what else? I'm not even alooud to have coffee anymore! Health problems) *scoff*
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week(every 5minutes to see if TheNextBatgirl pmed me or a review from a loyal reader)
You're e-mails tend to be long and incredibly random (my friend Brittany is stupid with these things)
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper "Or else I'll forget a good idea."(Yea. sometimes its not even to write in; just to make me FEEL okay. if not strangle smeone)
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. "Narating a story outside of my head...not good"(yea. sadly)
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason "It's more like a laugh or a chuckle. I only giggle when I'm texting."(No bust out texting my evil twin from dfferent parents. that chick be texting some weird stuff)
You can make a story out of song "I wish I could write a song. But I'm musically challenged."(I can sing, not so much write a song. if so it comes from a poem)
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile)
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! (Hm, mine is in the wash, borrow yours)
3. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWAHAHAHAHA *cough* *cough*
4. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! (BOW BEFORE ME BATMAN!!!!!)
5. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life! (I thought little sisters got me my things. She's terrible at though, so can you be my underling?)
6. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
7. WORLD DOMINATION! THE BEST reason!
Really Dumb Store labels:
On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping." (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (The shoplifter special? SWEET!)
On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how??)
On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down". (Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating". (And you thought...??)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)
On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)
On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". (So the kid stupid enough to think he can fly is smart enough to read the label on the back?)
On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat." (Who else knew this?! I didn't!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
"Warning: keep out of children." (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation)
On T-Rat (Military food):
"It's not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only." (guess that proves the use of androids in the military)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: open packet, eat nuts." (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a Japanese soft dink:
"For even more delicous this drink, chill before drinking. (And this is the country with A's as the average grade)
On a motorized scooter box:
"Warning: This vehicle moves." (I think it's called a MOTORIZED SCOOTER for a reason.)
"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark" (Why did I buy it again?)
"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe." (Are you sure? Lets experiment.)
RCA television remote control
"Not dishwasher safe." (Really? Great! That's the last time I try cleaning it!)
"Caution: water on road during rain." (Gasp!)
"new and improved tasting" (who tests it?)
"Do not use as an ice cream topping." (Oh, that's why I'm coughing up blood)
"Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages." (ohhh beverages big word)
Arm and hammer scoopable cat litter
"safe to use around pets" (Are you sure?)
"Friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (I have no clue who said this)
"You know you want to smile. You're trying not to smile, trying not to give me the satisfacation of you smiling. And to you all this sounds like is 'Blah Blah Blah Blah' I could be the teacher in Charlie Brown."
Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree The boys don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? Piss off, he's abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will.
These are some really funny things that you do to a pizza guy when you're ordering/paying.
1. While you are you are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.
2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.
3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.
4. Finish the order with: "Remember, this conversation never happened".
5. Tell him you’ve got another pizza delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.
6. Just give him your address and say "Surprise me". Then hang up.
7. Answer his questions with other questions.
8. Spell the ingredients.
9. Stutter every time you say something with the letter "P"
10. Ask him if they have pizza.
11. Say "Hello" and act as if he called you.
12. Make your order being very decided and secure, then when he asks you if you would like a drink with the pizza, act as if you were confused.
13. Change your accent every 5 seconds.
14. Ask for 56 pepperoni slices followed by an equation.
15. If he repeats the order to make sure, say "Ok, it’s 17.90, please proceed to the next window to pick up your order".
16. Explain him that you want to rent a Pizza.
17. Ask if you can keep the box. When he answers yes, make a huge sigh of relief.
18. Ask him if they exploit child labor.
19. Tell him to make sure that your pizza is dead.
20. Imitate the voice of the guy taking the order.
21. Eliminate the verbs of everything you say.
22. Tell him that there’s a surprise party at yours and that you would appreciate if the delivery boy could hide behind the couch until the celebrated one comes in to surprise him/her.
23. Ask if you could see the menu
24. Warn them that they have no idea of what they are dealing with by supplying this order.
25. Ask him which ingredient is better for a meal with a specific type of wine.
26. Burp and then tell your dog that he should be ashamed.
27. Ask only for one slice.
28. Psychoanalyze the guy taking the order.
29. Complain about the service. Call again two hours later saying that you were drunk and that you are sorry about what you said.
30. Tell the guy taking the order to tell the one in charge to tell the supervisor that he’s fired.
31. Randomly start swearing to someone who is apparently next to you.
32. Stop speaking every 10 seconds and start playing an instrument.
33. Tell a secret code to the guy taking the order and tell him to memorize it for orders you’ll make in the future.
34. Ask for mushrooms as the first ingredient, then before you hang up, say "no mushrooms please". Then hang up before he can say anything.
35. When he repeats the order, correct him changing an ingredient, then correct him again, and again. The third time ask him if it’s his first day working there.
36. Breath really loudly.
37. Ask him how many whales/dolphins had to die to make that pizza.
38. Avoid using the word "PIZZA" by any means. If the guy taking the order says it, hang up saying "Please, don’t use that word".
39. Make the order during a car chase on TV. When there are gunshots, yell "Aaarghhh"
40. If the guy taking the order doesn’t take any of the previous jokes, ask him if there’s any other who would take them.
Pixie Stix: for kids who can't afford heroin. If you're one of these kids, copy this into your profile
If you're one of those people who would go to a book store, read everything, then leave if you had that sort of time, then copy and paste this to your profile!
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door
That which does not kill me had better run damn fast.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to
i couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.
People who think they know everything annoy those of us who do.
I think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken rabbit the Trix
Oh, good morning. I see the assassins have failed...
I would chop an arm off for you! Maybe not mine, but someones.
I'm NOT a diva, I'm just high matinence.
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