Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
Name: Jay Nickens
I solemnly swear that Fred never died and George wears blue boxers! I am a member of the Twin Exchange.
"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me". - Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
"Why spiders? Why couldn't it be 'Follow the butterflies?'" - Ron Weasley, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
“For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.”-Fred Weasley
Oh, are you a prefect, Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea."
"I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."George
"Now, you two - Behave yourselves. If I get one word that you've blown up a toilet or - "
"Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..."Fred and George from the Chamber of Secrets
Percy, however, held out his hand solemnly as though he and Harry had never met and said, "Harry. How nice to see you."
"Well...when we were in our first year, Harry-young, carefree, and innocent-"
"Where is Wood?" said Harry, suddenly realizing he wasn't there.
"You don't mind if we don't kiss you, do you, Ron?" said Fred in a falsely anxious voice.
"...finally the flest reflects the madness within..."
"You would know all about the madness within, wouldn't you, Remus!?!"
"The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches... born to those who have thrice defied him, born as the seventh month dies... and the Dark Lord will mark him as his equal, but he will have power the Dark Lord knows not... and either must die at the hand of the other for neither can live while the other survives... the one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord will be born as the seventh month dies..."
"Bella! I'm so glad Edward didn't kill you, it's more fun with you around." Emmett, Twilight
“I've got a stele we can use. Who wants to do me?"
“Is this the part where you start tearing off strips of your shirt to bind my wounds?"
“I can feel what you’re feeling now — and you are worth it.” Twilight - Jasper
“Hasn’t anyone ever told you? Life isn’t fair.” Twilight
“I'd rather know what you're thinking - even if what you're thinking is insane.” - Edward Cullen, Twilight
"Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear." Mockingjay
"Deep in the meadow, hidden far away
"Finnick?" I say, "Maybe some pants?"
"Yes, frosting. The final defense of the dying." Peeta, The Hunger Games