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Joined 10-07-11, id: 3321455, Profile Updated: 02-23-14
Author has written 4 stories for Hunger Games, Witch & Wizard, Maximum Ride, and Divergent Trilogy.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

I pull myself up straighter. "I can't"

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can... what do you find?

A wall *clap clap clap*

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

SpongeBob ._.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

11?

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

11:04

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My mother washing dishes, my father showering, and the TV in the living room (CMT)

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Yesterday at like noon to let the dog out

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at

Facebook

9. What are you wearing?

t-shirt, jeans, socks, and underwear

10. Did you dream last night?

Nope!

11. When did you last laugh?

A few hours ago at a Meetme post

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

paint... and one picture

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Myself in a mirror

14. What do you think of this quiz?

its not completely boring

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

a few books, a movie ticket, ive been meaning to get some orange clothes for self-injury awareness...

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

when i say F* i also say stick right after, and if my friend jordan aint around, i say sideways too! (if shes there then she says sideways)

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics…

i would destroy it...

19. A quote that you love/live by:

theres a few... "Perfect is boring." -Leroy Jethro Gibbs "If you can't sleep well you can't dream. If you can't dream well what's life mean?" -Hollywood Undead "Never play poker with a mind reader." -Maximum Ride (book not astronaut)

20. George Bush:

-.-... i dont care!

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

I'dsay Samantha

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

I guess... Brandon

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

F* yeah! Australia babe!

24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?

WHAT THE F* AM I DOING HERE? i dont belive in you, im gay, im violent, i belong down there with the fun people! *jumps off cloud*

25. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?

Love the hair, hate the skin, why am i such a skinny @$$?

26. When is the next time you will have sex?

no answer...

27. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?"

(Blood on the Dance) Floor

28. Favorite planet?

Uranus, just casue of the pick up line: If i were an astronaut would you let me explore uranus?

29. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile?

Brett Larch

30. What is your favorite ring on your phone?

Honk :o)

31. What shirt are you wearing?

Green Day, American Idiot

32. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?

none, but i usually wear Vans

33. Bright or Dark Room?

Dark

34. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?

She's funny and awesome!

35. What were you doing at midnight last night?

talking to friends

36. What did your last text message you received on your mobile say?

Tripp is a little much for me

37. Where is your mailbox?

The end of my driveway

38. What's a word that you say a lot?

so many... F, Gutter, Bad, Sexual, @$$, etc.

39. Who told you he/she loved you last?

My Best friend

40. Last furry thing you touched?

Dog >.>

41. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?

ok now, i may be a little off but i dont do that!

42. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?

what is this FILM you speak of?

43. Who was the last person you had a chance meeting with?

family friends at the mall

44. Favorite age you have been so far?

none -.-

45. Your worst enemy?

the urge to self injure

46. What is your current desktop picture?

the weird vortex thing

47. What was the last thing you said to someone?

There it is

48. If you had to choose between a million dollars or being able to fly, which would you take?

FLY!

49. Do you like someone?

not really

50. The last song you listened to?

Parachute by James Durbin

51. If the last person you spoke to was being shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet?

No... it was my Mother... not exactly all that close really...

52. If you could punch one person in the face who's in your life right now, who would it be?

i couldnt pick just one

53. IF YOU COULD BE DOING ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

idek

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73rd Annual Hunger Games by kluhrissa reviews
16 year old Juno Barkley was never supposed to be a tribute, for she was a Promise. But when nobody volunteers to take her spot, Juno will have to leave the Promise compound and take part in the 73rd Annual Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,576 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 12/16/2011
The Goth and the Bird Mutant by Mrs.Aldo Raine reviews
Abby helps Fang. But will the Whole Flock trust her?
Crossover - NCIS & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Abby S., Fang
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Dauntless reviews
A self-insert. What if an Amity boy had made it past the train of Dauntless Initiation? Let's see how Tris's story changes once Chase slips into the picture. ((T for now, may end up being M later on)) Warning: Graphic description and harsh language
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,774 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 2/16 - Tris/Beatrice P., Al, Natalie Prior, OC
Flock 2 reviews
I created 2 OC's to add to the Flock, Chase and Windy. Many phrases are like or exact quotes from the book(s). No Copyright, said quotes are all James Patterson's. {{Harsh Language, possible sexual content, adult themes, and violence}}
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Iggy, Angel, Fang
The 73rd Hunger Games reviews
This is a FanFiction where I put myself and some people I know in the 73rd Hunger Games WARNING: STRONG LANGUAGE, POSSIBLE SPOILERS, READ ALL BOOKS
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,957 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Katniss E., Other tributes
Return of the New Order reviews
Years ago the New Order fell, but now it's back, and instead of putting all the power in the hands of The One, it is now ruled by The Four, all of which have Gifts. Now a new Rebellion begins, with four Gifts of their own.
Witch & Wizard - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2012