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Joined 10-08-11, id: 3321686, Profile Updated: 01-28-13
Author has written 8 stories for Uncharted series, Heavy Rain, and Mass Effect.

Eli, 19, living in Pittsburgh.
Capcom. Bioware. Ubisoft. Naughty Dog.
I'm kind of very biased against femshep and femhawke, so, don't expect those here. >>

UPDATES ARE SLOW.
I don't particularly have a life, but creativity has it's limits.
Writer's block seems to be my best friend.
Other times...well, I just don't feel like it. e_e;

I'm hard on myself about my writing.
Sometimes bad reviews get to me, but don't hold back.
The only way to improve and to recognize my mistakes.
Leave feedback, I beg you.

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Sing, Nightingale by vargrimar reviews
Wheatley wants to help Chell learn how to speak. His method? Melodic intonation and music therapy. Human!Wheatley/Chell, humming, learning, and eventual singing for a portalkink meme fill. Shameless fluff and tension with a bit of plot in the background.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,298 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Wheatley, Chell
Beyond the Shadows by Inkletter reviews
She wasn't always this cold. Then again, she wasn't always a criminal either. The story of how one thief finds her peace and prosperity. Brynjolf x Nord OC.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,077 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 1/3/2012 - [Brynjolf, OC] - Complete
Ashes by OnlySnakesCanLove reviews
In the near future, two bitter rivals find themselves some of the last remaining members of humanity. They soon discover desperation may drive them to unthinkable things; but desire for love and companionship will lead to far more. Extreme AU, Blayden
Heavy Rain - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,699 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Carter B., Norman J.
Uploaded by OnlySnakesCanLove reviews
Agent Jayden died attempting to arrest the Origami Killer. However, when Lieutenant Blake finds the former agent's device known as ARI, he will come to discover the untold realms of possibilities it holds for them both. Blake/Jayden
Heavy Rain - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 227,650 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Carter B., Norman J.
Painkiller by Binsfeld reviews
According to the vids, the end is nigh. Kaidan knows he's got to come clean with Shepard sooner or later about how he really feels- before it's too late. m!shep/Kaidan slash, done for the MEKinkMeme. ME3 spoilers
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,592 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Shepard (M), Kaidan A. - Complete
Brothers by TickleBerry reviews
Norman has to babysit Shaun while Ethan and Madison go on a date.
Heavy Rain - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Norman J., Shaun M.
Miserable Misdial by Wordgawk reviews
Madison accidentally calls Jayden while in a fit of misery.
Heavy Rain - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Madison P., Norman J. - Complete
No witnesses by Sharppa reviews
When Leonardo makes Ezio stay for a night, the assassin takes maybe a little too much wine and new things come to concentration. Ezio finds a whole new sides in him and his friend. Sides that he likes. A lot.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
Glow by Melfice reviews
Modern AU. It's a Tuesday in February, two weeks after Valentine's Day, when they meet. It's right around the time that Leonardo promises himself that he'll never fall for another man, ever. Ezio/Leonardo.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
Sanctuary by Beyond-Society reviews
The sleeping bags in the sanctuary weren't meant for two people... ShaunDes. Unbeta'd - please R&R and point out any mistakes.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
Mea Culpa by JadziaCee reviews
Blake & Jayden face-down Nathaniel Williams. What happens if Blake isn't wearing "plot armor"? No longer a one-shot, this story is multi-chaptered & explores an AU of the "Nathaniel" chapter and events post-chapter. "Blayden" to come in future chapters.
Heavy Rain - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,138 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Carter B., Norman J.
A Hairy Situation by Sunburned-Stickperson reviews
Ezio is frustrated his hood keeps giving him matted hair, and when Leonardo sees him being none too gentle with his hair, he volunteers to brush it for him.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
Iso by smilebot reviews
FedericoxEzio, implied EzioxLeonardo: Pot calling the kettle black.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Federico A., Ezio A. - Complete
Eating Out by titillating tilly reviews
Chinese food can lead, yet very rarely, to possiblities other than indigestion and heartburn. Smut. Slash.
Heavy Rain - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Carter B., Norman J. - Complete
Taking Notes by AvyQuinn reviews
As aroused as he was becoming, Hope was still completely aware that he was witnessing something that shouldn't be happening, and it was happening in his bed. **Snow and Lightning lemony oneshot!**
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Snow, Lightning - Complete
Elysium by The Insanity of it All reviews
A letter from the dead drags Norman Jayden back to Philadelphia, PA, but between Triptocaine withdrawal and Blake's witticism, he'll be surprised if he comes out of this with his sanity intact.
Heavy Rain - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,417 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Norman J., Carter B.
Generations by Firefly99 reviews
MGS1, 2 and 4. Snake/Otacon. On realising something at the very last minute. For the MGS kink meme.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Otacon/Hal E., S. Snake - Complete
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Tears of Blood reviews
Relapse.
Heavy Rain - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Norman J., Carter B.
Hidden Treasures reviews
Flynn gets a job as a night guard at the Museum of Modern Art — but for a specific reason.
Uncharted series - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,467 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 10/10/2011 - H. Flynn, Nathan D.
Unsanitary reviews
Kaidan catches Shepard drinking straight from the milk carton. Again. AU one-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Kaidan A., Shepard (M) - Complete
Little Black Dress reviews
AU / Nathan has a crossdressing kink and Harry catches him in the act.
Uncharted series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Nathan D., H. Flynn - Complete
Flu Remedy reviews
Nathan has come down with the flu, it's a good thing Harry knows exactly what to do. / requested drabble.
Uncharted series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Nathan D., H. Flynn
You Want a Taste? reviews
Flynn's a sloppy eater.
Uncharted series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2011 - H. Flynn, Nathan D. - Complete
Jump Start My Heart reviews
The mechanic straightened his back, smiling as he towered over the other man. Wiping his hand on his already grease and oil stained jeans. "The name's Harry Flynn. You can call me Harry. Or Flynn. Or whatever it is you would like to, love."
Uncharted series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2011 - H. Flynn, Nathan D.
Wine Stains reviews
Since when did Harry wear - let alone, own - fedoras?
Uncharted series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2011 - H. Flynn, Nathan D. - Complete