Helllo, I am 5'3 have dark brown eyes black hair, very tan a distinguishing feature I have is a birthmark on my right cheek oh and I always have a braided green friendship bracelet so yeah
You say BABY PINK
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If you think that Homophobia is totally messed up and needs to be stopped copy and paste this into your profile. If your a Homophobic then your an asshole so piss off! Hey just saying...you are :P
If you like Axis Powers Hetalia, copy and paste this into your profile! If you don't go and watch it it is AMAZING!!!!!
If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile. pssh story of my life
If u already lost ur sanity copy and paste this to ur profile... I never was sane
If you were every daydreaming or thinking of something and you started bursting into laughter and everyone is like, "WTF?" put this on your profile...people look at me like that either way lol
If you have siblings and sometimes they annoy you, but you love them anyways, put this on your profile they are family what can I say
Do you love history? You do? Well I love it, too! Do you know about Prussia? Y-you don't?!?!? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? PRUSSIA IS ONE OF THE MOST AWESOMEST EMPIRES IN THE WORLD!! *coughs* Ok, if you do know about Prussia, and you ask people about it do they say: "Prussia? nope never heard of it." or "Don't you mean Russia?" or "What's that?" A lot of people don't about Prussia and it makes me sad. If you want to learn more about Prussia you should do the following: Ask your history teacher, go and google Prussia, or (and this is how I learned about Prussia) watch the Hetalia series. If you love Prussia then copy and paste this in your profile!
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
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xMENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men! I knew it they were to blame lol
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't
forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for
the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that
mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister
is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
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If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
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.Weird is good, odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.
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Education can make the difference between Mcdonalds and being a rocket scientist. If you think education can be cool if you don't end up with a monotone teacher/professor, copy and paste this into your profile.
you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (It's kinda hard...). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
No event is complete without theme music. If you have ever started humming/singing your own theme music, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) Dream about it, B.) Sing it in school no matter who's listening OR C.) Know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
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In New York:
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers". (WTF?)
Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM. (Makes sense, thats went all the slipper crazied cats come out.)
Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.
It is illegal to sell your children. (Oh darn...)
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. (Looks like I will have to leave mine at home again.)
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
Signs are required to be written in English.
No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday. (Because the lord is angered.)
in South Dakota:
No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants. (I'm going to the inn next door then!)
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket. (At least you don't have to worry about sitting on it.)
No one may eat ice cream on the sidewalk.
Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians. (Sounds a bit sexist...)
It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM. (I think that's up to the frogs.)
Frightening a baby is in violation of the law.
It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants.
Dancing is strictly prohibited. (So no strip clubs then? Damn it!)
It's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. (Bring on the barrels baby!)
A milk man may not run while on duty. (RUN MILK MAN, RUN!)
Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. (I always wondered why the women there are so fat.)
You may not fish on a camel's back. (But I can fish on it's head, correct?)
Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. (They why are they open in the first place?)
Residents may not fish from a giraffe's back. (But I can fish on it's head, correct?)
The value of Pi is 3. (I don't care as long as I get some pie.)
Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March. (But you can take showers, right?)
It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette.
No one may throw an old computer across the street at their neighbor. (No problem, I will just use my television.)
Clowns beware! (I hate 'em too!)
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. (I'm taking the bus.)
Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal. (Watch out Zim...)
No one may wear a bee in their hat.
No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night. (Drunk kindergarteners beware...)
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Re-post this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things it is on my bucket list I just hope i don't get kicked out first lol
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-Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
-If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
When life gives you shit…Put it in a bag and set it on fire.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
Whoever came up with ‘Sticks and stones...’ obviously didn’t take into account the viciousness of today’s youth.
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