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Goddammit Neil, the name is Esme
Rules For Hogwarts:
- If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!
- Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar
- I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month.
- I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort
- I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape
- Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda
- I am not to refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'.
- The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
- If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 10 minutes, I shall assume that I am not allowed to use it.
- It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.
- I am not allowed to paint the House Elves blue and call them smurfs
- No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
- I am not allowed to sing 'we're off to see the wizard' on the way to the headmaster's office
- I am definitely not to sing it accompanied by the house elves acting as a backing group.
- The fact that there are only three unforgivable curses does not mean that every other curse is "pretty much forgivable".
- Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Martok, or any other house is forbidden.
- Regardless of the beautiful irony, I will not hang a tempting piñata from the Whomping Willow.
- The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate.
- I will not write "Wizard" on my hat in sequins.
- I am not allowed to dress exactly like Snape and ask him to call me "mini me."
- Yelling “to infinity, and BEYOND!” was only funny the first time I took off on my broom.
- I am no longer allowed to sing my “own personal spy music” when I wander around the hallways.
- If I become an animagus, I am not allowed to yell “MORPHIN’ TIME!” every time I change.
- I will not give Hagrid pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals
Big Harry Potter Survey Thingy
Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?
Could You Prove That Statement In Court?
Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?
why of course
Have You Seen All The Movies?
Read All The Books?
What Do You Think Of JKR?
sorry did you say queen?
Sirius (OR COLIN CREEVY!)
Group Of Characters?
The order of the phoenix
Sirius/OC, James/Lily, Fred/Hermione
Morsmorde or Expecto patronum
Hogwarts or the Burrow
Anything quidditch related
magical menagerie (cATS)
lol probs umbridge
good ol' delores
Goyle or Crabbe ;S
Half Blood Prince
Pumpkin Pastys ;L
Roldolphus Lestrange probs
Madam Puddyfoots bc yuk
4 Privet Drive
Couples? What Do You Think?
no no no no no!
HERMIONE / FRED!!!!
NO NO NO NO
ehh.. never been too keen ngl
oh god no
George and Angelina.
This Or That?
Harry or Ron?
Hermione or Ginny?
Neville or Seamus?
Snape or Slughorn?
Fred or George?
Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?
Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione?
Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?
Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?
Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?
Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione?
Butter Beer or Fire Whiskey?
would a mix be really gross?
Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?
Three Broomsticks all the way
James/Lily or Snape/Lily?
Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?
Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?
Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?
Malfoy Manor bc lil dracs
Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?
Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?
Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?
Rita Skeeter (Only because of Starkid)
Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?
Go and read Touchless!
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